2023 FRLG Tournament Predictions

Finals

Amoeba Ananan Wawa
Amoeba's beaten me twice, 2 more times than the others. Obviously this means he's gonna win. Bananaman is still cracked but I'm calling it not enough to beat the Bri'ish. Voting wave last to continue meme, hasn't been paying off whatsoever but it's not like I have any reason to actually care about my pickems lmao

Round 4

At this point I'm beyond doomed on pickems anyways, so I'm going full meme and taking dark's pickems and reversing them. Regardless, gonna put in my meme reasoning for these, uh admittedly bizarre predictions.

Race 1: bounxii juanly ananan
If bounxii has a million fans, then I am one of them. If bounxii has ten fans, then I am one of them. If bounxii has only one fan then that is me. If bounxii has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against bounxii, then I am against the world.
Race 2: randall ekman amoeba
gotta pick myself every race, i only do enough to advance to the next round, and well, to advance, i gotta win, so im gonna win :)
Race 3: mathgenius mw wawa
Y’all keep voting against me despite me having won every single tournament race I’ve ever participated in except one - wavewarrior

Round 3

Race 1: main ananan bounxii
predicting the upset, main beat me so surely he's gonna beat the bananaman now
Race 2: truely ekman krolm
the KEKman has potential, but truelys just too good
Race 3: mw bang mathgenius
i believe in bang, just not enough to beat mw sorry :(
Race 4: randall kadir amoeba
the ascension continues, also we need to get kadir into finals so im picking him second, sorry amoeba
Race 5: chippy wawa juanly
I’m telling you, Chippy is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said "they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids" then he mega kicked out the door

Round 2

Race 1: randall main kadir
worst qualifier from round 1 gets a major glowup :) (not delusional trust me)
Race 2: mathgenius truely xan
tmg too good at math
Race 3: pokeguy krolm bounxii
pokeguy stomps, tossup on next two so pot order it is
Race 4: chippy wawa kukker
I’m telling you, Chippy is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said "they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids" then he mega kicked out the door
Race 5: ananan ekman kr
bananan still the favorite to win it all, sorry kr but this is the round where he ffs this year
Race 6: juanly mw icy
frickin banger race, juanly goes for and gets more luck as far as i can tell historically so picking him
Race 7: amoeba, nerdy, bang
UK too stronk idk

Round 1

Race 1: Juanly chippytoothy sheltiesci
chippys been looking really good, big upset potential here. still gonna stick to juanlys skill and experience though
Race 2: Wave bounxiii maddiict
wave just skill gaps this race, matt has the potential as shown in red but hes not ready for this game yet
Race 3: randall KR xan
gonna pick myself in every race im in, kr is pretty flippy at the wrong times in races, lol xan got the easiest draw but i think that doesnt help them enough
Race 4: Truely ekman bang
truelys the best of the runners here, idk how well prepared the KEKman will be but i think its enough to beat out bang cuz he flips and tilts idk
Race 5: Main edda leaf
*shrugs* main skill gaps and idk how leaf or edda will do
Race 6: Icy tso krolm
yeah idk anything about these people lol
Race 7: ananan amoeba ceegs
bananan is back baybee
Race 8: pokeguy Kadir doumeis
round 1 pokeguy can win races... maybe. also i just think this is a super winnable draw so even if he gets trolled hard this round
Race 9: kukker viroda nerdy
with a harder draw i move kukker to second or even third cuz he flips hard in races, but so does nerdy and idk for viroda
Race 10: themathgenius gshark odden
every pick against gshark makes him stronger, i could see him beating TMG