Ratosk busts his nuts by busting nuts into blue nuts

==START==
[21:11] <Samstrel> You begin walking down the cave, and see a giant nut.
[21:11] <Samstrel> It looks like an acorn
[21:12] <Ratosk_Skyurr> I approach the nut inquisitively. A giant acorn is of great interest to a cultured nut collector such as myself.
[21:12] <Samstrel> It begins to shake a bit.
[21:13] <Ratosk_Skyurr> Well, this seems a bit premature for the nut to burst before I've even touched it, but I can't deny how titillating my presence is, so I suppose it is to be expected.
[21:14] <Samstrel> It shakes more.
[21:16] <Ratosk_Skyurr> I step closer, and gently reach out to touch the strange giant nut. One should always approach encounters with strange nuts with the utmost of delicacy, after all, they can be very vulnerable.
[21:16] <Samstrel> The moment you do, it explodes into tinier nuts.
[21:16] <Samstrel> 3 to be exact.
[21:18] <Ratosk_Skyurr> "welL noW, whaT dO wE havE herE? usuallY nutS requirE somE incubatioN perioD beforE producinG morE oF themselveS." I say, looking at the new tinier nuts in no small amount of confusion.
[21:19] <Samstrel> All of a sudden, some teeth pop out from the front
[21:19] <Samstrel> Along with some eyes, and arms and legs.
[21:21] <Ratosk_Skyurr> I look at the suddenly animate nuts, waiting to see what they'll do now.
[21:23] <Samstrel> roll initiative
[21:24] <Ratosk_Skyurr> !roll 1d20+3
[21:24] <Tyche[Dice]> Ratosk_Skyurr rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{11}
[21:24] <Samstrel> !roll 3#1d20-1
[21:24] <Tyche[Dice]> Samstrel rolled : 3#1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{14}, [ 1d20=11 ]{10}, [ 1d20=5 ]{4}
[21:25] <Samstrel> so it goes imp 1, ratosk, imp 2, imp 3
[21:25] <Samstrel> The first nut imp attempts to scratch you in the stomach.
[21:25] <Samstrel> !roll 1d20-1
[21:25] <Tyche[Dice]> Samstrel rolled : 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{1}
[21:26] <Samstrel> ((LOL))
[21:26] <Ratosk_Skyurr> ((pfft))
[21:28] <Ratosk_Skyurr> "welL, i'vE neveR beeN luckY enougH tO handlE nutS thiS biG beforE, althougH you'rE quitE fresH, aren'T yoU? noT eveN thE firsT datE anD you'rE alreadY tearinG aT mY clotheS."
[21:28] <Samstrel> clearly failed
[21:29] <Samstrel> your turn
[21:31] <Ratosk_Skyurr> I grip my spear in one hand, and delicately unzip the pouch between my thighs, letting the soft cavern light expose my own nuts. "perhapS you'D likE A tastE oF mY owN farE?"
[21:32] <Samstrel> They seem just generally annoyed.
[21:35] <Ratosk_Skyurr> "aH, I seE you'rE thE typE thaT preferS tO skiP thE foreplaY anD jumP righT tO thE fuN parT. i'lL neeD tO shoW yoU thE importancE oF tendinG tO one'S nutS afteR we'rE donE." Firmly gripping my spear, I penetrate the freshest nut.
[21:35] <Ratosk_Skyurr> !roll 1d20+3
[21:35] <Tyche[Dice]> Ratosk_Skyurr rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{5}
[21:36] <Samstrel> unsuccessful
[21:37] <Ratosk_Skyurr> "oH mY, noT readY foR thaT yeT? theN you'lL havE mY nuT afteR alL." I sling one of my nuts from the pouch at him.
[21:37] <Ratosk_Skyurr> !roll 1d20+3
[21:37] <Tyche[Dice]> Ratosk_Skyurr rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{15}
[21:37] <Samstrel> successful
[21:37] <Ratosk_Skyurr> !roll 1d1
[21:37] <Tyche[Dice]> Ratosk_Skyurr rolled : 1d1 --> [ 1d1=1 ]{1}
[21:38] <Ratosk_Skyurr> ((Actually, hey, when I use my nuts to attack as a minor, do you want me to add my dex to them? It's not technically the rules, but they're 1d1s so I figure it doesn't hurt to buff 'em a littl))
[21:40] <Samstrel> ((what's the mod?))
[21:41] <Ratosk_Skyurr> ((+3))
[21:44] <Samstrel> ((we'll try it out))
[21:45] <Samstrel> ((go ahead and re-roll the damage))
[21:45] <Ratosk_Skyurr> !roll 1d1+3 for nut damage with mod
[21:45] <Tyche[Dice]> Ratosk_Skyurr rolled : 1d1+3 for nut damage with mod --> [ 1d1=1 ]{4}
[21:45] <Samstrel> ((end turn?))
[21:45] <Ratosk_Skyurr> ((Yeah, end turn.))
[21:46] <Samstrel> The next imp, tries to scratch your nuts.
[21:46] <Samstrel> !roll 1d20-1
[21:46] <Tyche[Dice]> Samstrel rolled : 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{14}
[21:47] <Ratosk_Skyurr> Hit.
[21:49] <Samstrel> It scratches your nut.
[21:51] <Ratosk_Skyurr> *GASP* "cbT?! sO sooN?! welL, whO aM I tO denY yoU youR tasteS? ;)"
[21:51] <Samstrel> ((i think i'm gonna say no to the mod. seems too high for the level ratosk is at. i say 1d3+1 is more appropriate))
[21:52] <Samstrel> !roll 1d4-1 for damage
[21:52] <Tyche[Dice]> Samstrel rolled : 1d4-1 for damage --> [ 1d4=4 ]{3}
[21:52] <Ratosk_Skyurr> ((It's a nut, so making it do 1d3 seems a little much, I'm fine with it just doing 1d1 with no mod when it's a minor))
[21:53] <Samstrel> ((yeah, as a minor it seems fine. we can add the mod if you use it as a major))
[21:54] <Ratosk_Skyurr> ((Cool with me.))
[21:54] <Samstrel> ((cool, add it to your sheet for reference))
[21:54] <Samstrel> ((also, record your new hp))
[21:54] <Ratosk_Skyurr> ((That's actually the way it'd be ordinarily. That's how dual wielding works. Also, I've got the hp on my sheet.))
[21:55] <Samstrel> ((okay))
[21:55] <Ratosk_Skyurr> ((Here's my sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Km2z4aDXrDrFxGDtuQNd2sM-0Df_ev3D8I1jvkESLlo/edit?usp=sharing ))
[21:56] <Samstrel> ((got it, thanks))
[21:57] <Samstrel> The last imp attempts to scratch your arm.
[21:57] <Samstrel> !roll 1d20-1
[21:57] <Tyche[Dice]> Samstrel rolled : 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{5}
[21:58] <Ratosk_Skyurr> Miss
[21:58] <Samstrel> He attempts to scratch you and misses.
[21:58] <Samstrel> The first imp, who is sad you hit him, tries to scratch you again.
[21:58] <Samstrel> !roll 1d20-1
[21:58] <Tyche[Dice]> Samstrel rolled : 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{5}
[21:59] <Samstrel> He misses too.
[21:59] <Samstrel> Your turn
[21:59] <Ratosk_Skyurr> "leT mE shoW yoU boyS hoW tO properlY abusE nutS."
[22:00] <Ratosk_Skyurr> I strike a sexy and intimidating pose, asserting my dominance and experience.
[22:01] <Ratosk_Skyurr> !roll 1d20+3 for intimidation
[22:01] <Tyche[Dice]> Ratosk_Skyurr rolled : 1d20+3 for intimidation --> [ 1d20=1 ]{4}
[22:01] <Ratosk_Skyurr> ((lol))
[22:01] <Samstrel> fail
[22:02] <Ratosk_Skyurr> Clearly they're so unaware they can't even appreciate my majesty. I twirl my spear around and the stab into the one I already gave a nut.
[22:02] <Ratosk_Skyurr> !roll 1d20+3
[22:02] <Tyche[Dice]> Ratosk_Skyurr rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{18}
[22:02] <Samstrel> roll damage
[22:02] <Ratosk_Skyurr> !roll 1d4+3
[22:02] <Tyche[Dice]> Ratosk_Skyurr rolled : 1d4+3 --> [ 1d4=3 ]{6}
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[22:03] <Samstrel> ((sorry, internet went out))
[22:03] <Samstrel> ((did you roll?))
[22:03] <Ratosk_Skyurr> ((np, I rolled a 7))
[22:04] <Samstrel> The imp you stabbed, explodes into tiny blue nuts on the ground.
[22:04] <Samstrel> The next imp, charges you and attempts to stab your arm with a claw.
[22:05] <Samstrel> !roll 1d220-1
[22:05] <Tyche[Dice]> Samstrel rolled : 1d220-1 --> [ 1d220=167 ]{166}
[22:05] <Samstrel> ((oops))
[22:05] <Samstrel> !roll 1d20-1
[22:05] <Tyche[Dice]> Samstrel rolled : 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{6}
[22:05] <Ratosk_Skyurr> I note that the creatures around here have a serious problem with exploding, which while interesting, poses a bit of a problem for further encounters with them.
[22:05] <Ratosk_Skyurr> Also, that's a miss.
[22:06] <Samstrel> It charges, and runs past you and falls.
[22:06] <Samstrel> The other one sees this, and tries to meddle as well and tries the same.
[22:06] <Samstrel> !roll 1d20-1
[22:06] <Tyche[Dice]> Samstrel rolled : 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{12}
[22:06] <Ratosk_Skyurr> Another miss.
[22:07] <Samstrel> He runs past and falls on the other, like a pile of nut things.
[22:07] <Samstrel> Your turn.
[22:08] <Ratosk_Skyurr> Poor inexperienced things, still doubting that I'm the superior nut handler around here.
[22:09] <Ratosk_Skyurr> I dance after them, and then jab one of them with my spear from behind. Sometimes, the rear end can always enjoy a little more attention, even when you're focusing on the nuts.
[22:09] <Ratosk_Skyurr> !roll 1d20+3
[22:09] <Tyche[Dice]> Ratosk_Skyurr rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{18}
[22:09] <Ratosk_Skyurr> !roll 1d4+3
[22:09] <Tyche[Dice]> Ratosk_Skyurr rolled : 1d4+3 --> [ 1d4=4 ]{7}
[22:10] <Samstrel> The imp falls over, exhausted, with low HP.
[22:10] <Samstrel> The other one, gets up and attempts to scratch your leg to topple you.
[22:10] <Samstrel> !roll 1d20-1
[22:10] <Tyche[Dice]> Samstrel rolled : 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{8}
[22:11] <Ratosk_Skyurr> ((Do you want me to keep saying miss?))
[22:12] <Samstrel> ((no lol))
[22:12] <Samstrel> It tries, and fails. Again.
[22:12] <Samstrel> Your turn.
[22:13] <Ratosk_Skyurr> "noT tO worrY, you'lL geT youR turN sooN enougH, foR noW yoU caN tastE mY speaR whilE youR frienD enjoyS mY nutS."
[22:13] <Ratosk_Skyurr> !roll 1d20+3 to stab the still standing imp
[22:13] <Tyche[Dice]> Ratosk_Skyurr rolled : 1d20+3 to stab the still standing imp --> [ 1d20=20 ]{23}
[22:13] <Ratosk_Skyurr> !roll 2d4+3
[22:13] <Tyche[Dice]> Ratosk_Skyurr rolled : 2d4+3 --> [ 2d4=5 ]{8}
[22:14] <Samstrel> He explodes into more little blue nuts.
[22:14] <Samstrel> ((you can use a minor for the last one))
[22:14] <Ratosk_Skyurr> Sometimes I even impress myself with my spear handling.
[22:15] <Ratosk_Skyurr> I lean down close to the last imp on the ground. "noW, I thinK i'vE kepT yoU waitinG foR mY nutS lonG enougH."
[22:15] <Ratosk_Skyurr> !roll 1d20+3 to bust my nut on this busted nut
[22:15] <Tyche[Dice]> Ratosk_Skyurr rolled : 1d20+3 to bust my nut on this busted nut --> [ 1d20=14 ]{17}
[22:15] <Samstrel> success
[22:16] <Samstrel> (("bust my nut on this busted nut" lol))
[22:16] <Ratosk_Skyurr> !roll 1d1 nut busting damage
[22:16] <Tyche[Dice]> Ratosk_Skyurr rolled : 1d1 nut busting damage --> [ 1d1=1 ]{1}
[22:17] <Samstrel> It again explodes into more blue nuts.
[22:17] <Samstrel> You are alone now.
[22:17] <Ratosk_Skyurr> Alone again, perhaps I got a bit carried away and should have asked one of them where my mes are.
[22:18] <Ratosk_Skyurr> Alas, I shall need to search them out myself. I gather the blue nuts and store my weaponry again.
[22:18] <Samstrel> okay so we can roll grist
[22:18] <Ratosk_Skyurr> Yep, you wanna roll it?
[22:19] <Samstrel> !roll 3#1d10+10
[22:19] <Tyche[Dice]> Samstrel rolled : 3#1d10+10 --> [ 1d10=6 ]{16}, [ 1d10=7 ]{17}, [ 1d10=3 ]{13}
[22:19] <Samstrel> 46 grist
[22:19] <Samstrel> and you gain 30 xp
[22:20] <Ratosk_Skyurr> Awesome, you gonna do the 1d2s to see if I get tier 1 grist, or no?
[22:20] <Samstrel> oh yeah
[22:20] <Samstrel> what do i roll again lmfao
[22:20] <Samstrel> or you can roll
[22:21] <Ratosk_Skyurr> you roll a 1d2 for each critter, or flip a coin or basically whatever you want to represent a 50% chance
[22:21] <Ratosk_Skyurr> and then 2d8 for each success
[22:21] <Samstrel> oh right
[22:21] <Samstrel> !roll 3#1d2
[22:21] <Tyche[Dice]> Samstrel rolled : 3#1d2 --> [ 1d2=1 ]{1}, [ 1d2=1 ]{1}, [ 1d2=1 ]{1}
[22:21] <Samstrel> !roll 3#2d8
[22:21] <Tyche[Dice]> Samstrel rolled : 3#2d8 --> [ 2d8=9 ]{9}, [ 2d8=12 ]{12}, [ 2d8=4 ]{4}
[22:21] <Samstrel> 25 tier 1