Blind One Shots (Updated: 10/3)

>Day 10 in Equestria.
>You are Anon and you were bored with your day.
>Being blind made it hard for you to read normal books, and you were almost out of braille ones.
>You decide that you could ask Celestia for braille translated works, or somepony to read books to you.
>You glide your fingers over the walls of the castle halls, doing your best to remember where Celestia’s throne room was.
>As your fingers feel the etching of a round sun, you smile and feel around for the door handle.
>The cool metal graces your skin and you grasp it, turning the handle and pushing the door open.
>Your senses come to life.
>You smell a weird, musky air, like a heavy perfume.
>You don’t feel the normal sunlight that you usually felt from the throne room.
>You hear a strange sound… like muffled crying, before a loud gasp rang out.
>’Anonymous!’
>The voice was out of breath, but it wasn’t Celestia.
‘Luna? What are yo-’
>Your sentence was cut off as a warm feeling surrounded you and your feet left the ground.
>Wind blew past your face, and you concluded you were thrown somewhere.
>Your stomach drops as fear builds up, and you say your last prayer.
>As if of some higher power, a pair of limbs catch you and help you to the ground.
>’Anon! What did I say about flying out of windows?’
‘Discord? What the hell just happened?’
>’That’s what I want to know. You just leapt out of Luna’s room.’
‘I think something’s wrong with Luna. I accidentally walked in on her while looking for the throne room and she sounded like a dying coyote.’
>Discord burst into loud laughter, dropping his arms from you.
>’Oh Anon… When a princess and a piece of moon rock love each other very much-‘
>You quickly collect yourself and run away from Discord’s voice, not wanting to hear the rest of that sentence.
>Today was a mortifying day.

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>Day Squeaky in Equestria
>You are cleaning your manly-self down, scrubbing your skin until it hurts.
>You are Anon, and you don’t need to see to know you loved to shower.
>The water that cleaned you helped relax your tired muscles.
>As you wash your hair down again, your ears pick up a new sound.
>You continue showering as normal, slowly moving your hand towards the back of the shower.
>In a fluid movement, you swing your arm through the shower curtain until your palm hits a solid object.
>You weren’t fast enough. The pony was able to run away before you could grasp them.
‘Dammit…’
>You spend the day worrying who is looking at your unmentionables.
>That night, your mind was too pre-occupied and you decide to take a quick shower before bed.
>As the water hits your muscles, you sigh in relaxation.
>Again, you hear the soft breathing of a voyeur pony, but you were prepared.
>You still wore your tighty whitey underpants, protecting your giblets from prying eyes.
>But still, your guest still stood there, keeping their breathing short and sharp, being as quiet as can be.
>You need to be fast tonight.
>You swing your arm through the curtain again, feeling the solid object, and grab on as hard as you can.
>You feel…bone. It was a horn.
>The owner tried to run away, but your grip did not allow them.
‘Hello.’
>’Good E-evening Anon…’
>Luna?’
‘Luna?’
>’Yes…it is I.’
‘And why are you watching me shower?’
>’We… we wanted to revenge…for-‘
‘Stop. Yes, don’t remind me.’
>’So… we thought that we would walk in on you while you were…being pleasured.’
‘pardon?’
>’You were…moaning in the shower.’
‘Oh…OH! No! No, I wasn’t… I mean.’
>Your face was beginning to become flushed.
‘The warm water relaxes my muscles. It does feel good for me.’
>’Oh.’
‘I am sorry for walking in on you, as well…I didn’t mean to.’
>’It is…fine. You did not see us…compromised.’
>You smile and loosen your grip on her horn.
‘Wait… why come back again then? Why not scare me in the first place?’
>’We are embarrassed to say.’
‘Luna, seriously!’
>Her head leans in close to your face.
>’We find…we find your nipples extremely intriguing.’
‘And now that makes me feel uncomfortable.’
>’Can we… leave?’
‘Fine. But if I catch you in here again, I’m going to Celestia.’
>’That is… acceptable.’
>You drop your hand and turn off the water.
>’Wait!’
>You stop and feel something hard touch your right nipple.
>’Boop…’
‘Leave.’
>You hear her walk out of the bathroom and you shudder.
>Today was a violating day.

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>Day 13 in Equestria
>Luna has asked you to help her move some boxes for her.
>Despite your obvious blindness, she insists you should help.
>Why can't she use magic?
>Lazy, that's why.
>You crouch down and grab the box with both hands.
>'Come Anon! DOST THOU EVEN HOIST?!'
>You lift the box with ease, only for the bottom to fall open.
>The ground is barraged by the sound of plastic and rubber hitting it...
>...followed by the sound of something vibrating.
>'A-anon... maybe thou should l-leave...'
'Luna, I made this mess. I should at least clean it up.
>You hear an audible squeak as you bend down to pick it up the vibrating object
>It rumbles in your hand like a phone, but more violent.
>Your mind fills with horror as it flashes back to the days of your childhood.
>You turn to Luna.
'Call my therapist. Tell him he's a rich man.'
>'A-anon?'
>The vibrating monstrosity started to buzz faster, somehow moving up and around your arm.
'OH GOD IT HAS A MIND OF IT'S OWN!!'
>Today was not a DAPER day.
>And shall never be mentioned again.