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  2. 22 a little extra strictly anything socially never working on college/university about me:i would love to think that i was some some kind of intellectual:either the dumbest smart guy, or the smartest dumb guy. can't say ican tell the difference. i love to talk about ideas and concepts. iforge odd metaphors instead of reciting cliches. like thesimularities between a friend of mine's house and an underwatersalt mine. my favorite word is salt by the way (weird choice iknow). to me most things in life are better as metaphors. i seek tomake myself a little better everyday, in some productively lazyway. got tired of tying my shoes. considered hiring a five yearold, but would probably have to tie both of our shoes... decided toonly wear leather shoes dress shoes.about you:you love to have really serious, really deep conversations aboutreally silly stuff. you have to be willing to snap me out of alight hearted rant with a kiss. you don't have to be funny, but youhave to be able to make me laugh. you should be able to bend spoonswith your mind, and telepathically make me smile while i am stillat work. you should love life, and be cool with just letting thewind blow. extra points for reading all this and guessing myfavorite video game (no hints given yet). and lastly you have agood attention span. currently working as an international agent for a freightforwarding company. import, export, domestic you know theworks.online classes and trying to better myself in my free time. perhapsa hours worth of a good book or a video game on a lazy sunday. making people laugh.ranting about a good salting.finding simplicity in complexity, and complexity in simplicity. the way i look. i am a six foot half asian, half caucasian mutt. itmakes it tough not to notice me, and for me to blend in. books:absurdistan, the republic, of mice and men (only book that made mewant to cry), catcher in the rye, the prince.movies:gladiator, operation valkyrie, the producers, down periscope.shows:the borgia, arrested development, game of thrones, montypythonmusic:aesop rock, hail mary mallon, george thorogood and the delawaredestroyers, feltfood:i'm down for anything. food.water.cell phone.shelter. duality and humorous things trying to find someone to hang out with. i am down for anythingexcept a club. i am new to california and looking for someone to wisper my secretsto. you want to be swept off your feet!you are tired of the norm.you want to catch a coffee or a bite.or if you want to talk philosophy. asian, white 75 -1 transportation 2012-06-28-20-30 south san francisco, california doesn’t have kids, but might want them straight likes dogs and likes cats agnosticism and very serious about it m gemini sometimes english single
  3. 35 average mostly other often sometimes working on space camp i am a chef: this is what that means.1. i am a workaholic.2. i love to cook regardless of whether i am at work.3. i love to drink and eat foods that are probably really bad forme.4. i love being around people that resemble line 1-3.i love the outdoors and i am an avid skier. if its snowing i willbe in tahoe at the very least. i am a very confident and friendly.i'm not interested in acting or being a typical guy. i have no timeor patience for rediculous acts of territorial pissing. overall iam a very likable easygoing individual. i am very adventurous andalways looking forward to doing new things and hopefully sharing itwith the right person. dedicating everyday to being an unbelievable badass. being silly. having ridiculous amonts of fun wherever. being asmart ass. ohh and i can cook. ;) i am die hard christopher moore fan. i don't really watch a lot oftv unless there is humor involved. i am kind of stuck on 90'salternative music. i am pretty much a fan of everything though... ido need to draw a line at most types of electronica. delicious porkness in all of its glories.my big ass doughboy's sinking into 15 new inches.my overly resilient liver.a good sharp knife.my ps3... it plays blurays too. ;)my over the top energy and my outlook on life... just give me a bagof lemons and see what happens. ;) i am very open and will share just about anything. white 70 80000 hospitality / travel 2012-06-29-21-41 oakland, california doesn’t have kids, but might want them straight likes dogs and likes cats agnosticism but not too serious about it m cancer no english (fluently), spanish (poorly), french (poorly) single
  4. 38 thin anything socially graduated from masters program i'm not ashamed of much, but writing public text on an onlinedating site makes me pleasantly uncomfortable. i'll try to be asearnest as possible in the noble endeavor of standing naked beforethe world.i've lived in san francisco for 15 years, and both love it and findmyself frustrated with its deficits. lots of great friends andacquaintances (which increases my apprehension to put anything onthis site), but i'm feeling like meeting some new people thataren't just friends of friends. it's okay if you are a friend of afriend too. chances are, if you make it through the complexfiltering process of multiple choice questions, lifestylestatistics, photo scanning, and these indulgent blurbs of textwithout moving quickly on to another search result, you areprobably already a cultural peer and at most 2 people removed. atfirst, i thought i should say as little as possible here to avoidyou, but that seems silly.as far as culture goes, i'm definitely more on the weird side ofthe spectrum, but i don't exactly wear it on my sleeve. once youget me talking, it will probably become increasingly apparent thatwhile i'd like to think of myself as just like everybody else (andby some definition i certainly am), most people don't see me thatway. that's fine with me. most of the people i find myselfgravitating towards are pretty weird themselves. you probably aretoo. i make nerdy software for musicians, artists, and experimenters toindulge in their own weirdness, but i like to spend time away fromthe computer when working on my artwork (which is typically moreconcerned with group dynamics and communication, than with visualform, objects, or technology). i also record and deejay dance,noise, pop, and experimental music (most of which electronic or atleast studio based). besides these relatively ego drivenactivities, i've been enjoying things like meditation and tai chito try and gently flirt with ego death. improvising in different contexts. alternating between beingpresent and decidedly outside of a moment, or trying to hold bothat once. rambling intellectual conversations that hold saidconversations in contempt while seeking to find something thattranscends them. being critical while remaining generous. listeningto and using body language--often performed in caricature or largegestures, if not outright interpretive dance. dry, dark, andraunchy humor. my large jaw and large glasses are the physical things peoplecomment on the most. when sufficiently stimulated, i have anunmistakable cackle of a laugh. after that, it goes in moredirections than i care to describe right now. maybe i'll come backto this. okay this is where the cultural matrix gets so specific, it's likebeing in the crosshairs.for what it's worth, i find myself reading more non-fiction thanfiction. it's usually some kind of philosophy, art, or science textby silly authors such as ranciere, de certeau, bataille,baudrillard, butler, stein, arendt, nietzche, zizek, etc. i'lloften throw in some weird new age or pop-psychology book in the mixas well. as for fiction, i enjoy what little i've read of eco,perec, wallace, bolao, dick, vonnegut, atwood, delilo, etc. when iwas young, i was a rabid asimov reader.directors i find myself drawn to are makavejev, kuchar, jodorowsky,herzog, hara, klein, waters, verhoeven, ackerman, hitchcock, lang,gorin, goddard, miike, ohbayashi, tarkovsky, sokurov, warhol, etc.but i also like a good amount of "trashy" stuff. too much toname.i definitely enjoy the character development that happens in longform episodic television over the course of 10-100 episodes, whicha 1-2hr movie usually can't compete with. some of my recent tvfavorites are: breaking bad, the wire, dexter, true blood, theprisoner, lost, fringe.a smattered sampling of the vast field of music i like and deejay:art ensemble, sun ra, evan parker, lil wayne, dj funk, mr. fingers,maurizio, rob hood, dan bell, james blake, nonesuch recordings,omar souleyman, ethiopiques, fela kuti, john cage, meredith monk,robert ashley, terry riley, yoko ono, merzbow, tom tom club, jit,juke, bounce, hyphy, snap, crunk, b'more, kuduro, pop, noise, jazz,techno, house, acid, new/no wave, (post)punk, etc.a few of the famous art/dance/theater folk that might locate mysensibility: andy warhol, bruce nauman, yayoi kusama, louisebourgeois, tino sehgal, george kuchar, michel duchamp, marinaabramovic, gelatin, carolee schneeman, gustav metzger, mike kelly,mike smith, andrea fraser, gordon matta-clark, jerzy grotowski,samuel beckett, antonin artaud, tadeusz kantor, anna halperin,merce cunningham, etc. i'm clearly leaving out a younger generationof contemporary artists, many of whom are friends.local food regulars: sushi zone, chow, ppq, pagolac, lers ros,burma superstar, minako, shalimar, delfina pizza, rosamunde,arinells, suppenkuche, cha-ya, blue plate, golden era, etc. movementconversationcreationcontemplationtouchhumor viewing. listening. dancing. talking. drinking. performing. when i was five years old, i was known as "the boogerman". you are bright, open, intense, silly, ironic, critical, caring,generous, looking for an exploration, rather than finding "a match"of some predetermined qualities.i'm currently in a fabulous and open relationship, so you should becomfortable with that. 68 -1 2012-06-27-09-10 san francisco, california straight has cats m pisces but it doesn’t matter no english, french, c++ available
  5. 23 thin vegetarian socially working on college/university i work in a library and go to school. . . reading things written by old dead people playing synthesizers and organizing books according to the libraryof congress classification system socially awkward but i do my best bataille, celine, beckett. . .lynch, jarmusch, r.w. fassbender. . .twin peaks & fishing w/ johnjoy division, throbbing gristle, cabaret voltaire. . .vegetarian pho and coffee cats and german philosophy you feel so inclined. white 71 20000 student 2012-06-28-14-22 berkeley, california doesn’t want kids straight likes cats m pisces no english, german (poorly) single
  6. 29 athletic socially never graduated from college/university hey how's it going? currently vague on the profile i know, more tocome soon. looking to meet new folks outside of my circle offriends. i'm pretty responsive on the reply tip, feel free to dropa line. cheers. work work work work + play creating imagery to look at:http://bagsbrown.blogspot.com/http://stayruly.blogspot.com/ i smile a lot and my inquisitive nature music: bands, rappers, musiciansat the moment: thee oh sees.forever: wu-tangbooks: artbooks for daysaudiobooks: my collection, thick (thanks audible)shows: live onesfood: with stellar friends whenevermovies > tvpodcast: radiolab, this american life, the moth, joe rogan, thechamps asian, black, other 66 -1 artistic / musical / writer 2012-06-27-21-26 san francisco, california straight likes dogs and likes cats m aquarius no english single
  7. 29 average mostly anything socially graduated from college/university i'm an australian living in san francisco, but don't hold thatagainst me. i spend most of my days trying to build cool stuff formy company. i speak mandarin and have been known to bust outchinese songs at karaoke. i'm pretty cheeky. someone asked me ifthat meant something about my arse, which i find reallyfunny.i'm a little oddball. i have a wild imagination; i like to think ofthe most improbable reasons people are doing things just for fun. ilove to laugh and look for reasons to do so. occasionally this getsme in trouble because people think i'm laughing at them. sometimesi am, but more often i'm only laughing at myself.i'm an entrepreneur (like everyone else in sf, it seems) and i lovewhat i do. i enjoy parties and downtime in equal measure.intelligence really turns me on and i love people who can teach menew things. building awesome stuff. figuring out what's important. havingadventures. looking for treasure. imagining random shit. laughing at aforementioned random shit.being goofy. articulating what i think and feel. convincing peoplei'm right. admitting when i'm wrong.i'm also pretty good at helping people think through problems; myfriends say i give good advice. and when i don't have a clue how tohelp, i will say: i give pretty good hug. i have a big smile. i also get asked if i'm wearing blue-colouredcontacts (no). books: to kill a mockingbird, lord of the rings, 1984, the farseertrilogy.music: the beatles, frank sinatra, john mayer, jason mraz,deadmau5, andrew bayer, everything on anjunadeep records, bach,satie.tv shows: how i met your mother, scrubs, the west wing, breakingbad.movies: star wars, the godfather pt ii, 500 days of summer,napoleon dynamite, american beauty, lotrfood: thai, vietnamese, shanghai dumplings, pizza! like everyone else, i love my friends and family, and need hugs,human contact, water and sunshine. let's take that as given.1. something to build2. something to sing3. something to play on (my guitar would be first choice)4. something to write/draw on5. a big goal worth dreaming about6. something to laugh at what my contribution to the world is going to be and/or should be.and what's for breakfast. i love breakfast. out with my friends! i cried on my first day at school because a bird shat on my head.true story. you're awesome. white 67 -1 computer / hardware / software 2012-06-29-19-18 san francisco, california doesn’t have kids, but might want them straight likes cats atheism m taurus no english (fluently), chinese (okay) single
  8. 32 fit strictly anything socially never graduated from college/university life is about the little things. i love to laugh. it's easy to dowhen one can find beauty and humor in the ugly. this perspectivemakes for a more gratifying life. it's a gift. we are here to play. digging up buried treasure frolickingwitty banterusing my camera to extract sums of a whole and share my perspectivewith the world in hopes of opening up theirsbeing amused by things most people would miss i am the last unicorn i like books. ones with pictures. reading them is great too. wheredo people find the time? i spend more time with other people notreading. i collect books. they sit neatly on my bookshelves.movies are great. especially on movie night. with brownies.music. i love (love) it all. unless it's country.i love food. laughteramazing people in my lifecolorcuriositymusic and rhythma good pair of sunglasses synchronicitythere is this whole other realm where the fabrics of our lifestories intersect as they dance and play in a magical burst ofenergy. this realm doesn't need you to believe in it in order tomaintain. it is a cluster of synchronicities and happenings. it isa gift to those who notice them. something to be treasuredappreciated. there is something special in each and every momentthat you experience in your daily waking life. this somethingbrings us back to the age old question: if a tree falls in theforest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound? thisworks in the same way. if you are not consciously there to hear it,see it, taste it, smell it, feel it none of this matters, it'sstill there. pay attention to the little things, those that areoften overlooked. see if you can find the magic in this gift wecall life. plotting to take over the world with my army of segway ridingpandas and fire breathing kittens my typical friday night white, other 65 -1 2012-06-25-20-45 san francisco, california straight likes dogs and likes cats f virgo english single
  9. 31 average mostly anything socially never graduated from college/university writing. meeting new people, spending time with friends, seeingfilms, going to literary events and lectures, sifting throughbookstores and thrift stores, exploring the city. i also work fulltime at an interactive agency. remembering people's birthdays, sending cards, being thoughtful,arm wrestling i'm rather approachable (a byproduct of being from a small town inthe midwest). i like: alphabetized lists, aquariums, autobiographies, beer ontap, ben folds, biking, brunch, citrus, cocktails, color, comfortfood, craft projects, dancing, design, diy, essays, fabric stores,field trips, flea markets, foreign films, glee, good, hammondorgans, helping lost tourists, indie rock, ice cream, languages,lectures, letterpress, libraries, literary fiction, live shows, madmen, martha stewart living, memoir, mix tapes, non-fiction, npr,plants, puns, sewing, short stories, siestas, singer-songwriters,spicy food, stationery, storytelling, sufjan stevens, talking tostrangers, tea, tegan and sara, the office, 30 rock, travel,quilts, quirky movies, wes anderson, wine, writing, yoga. friends, family, notebook/pen, books, music, travel things that amuse and inspire me out and about or relaxing at home with a good book or netflix white 65 -1 artistic / musical / writer 2012-06-29-12-30 san francisco, california doesn’t have kids, but wants them straight likes dogs and likes cats christianity f sagittarius no english, spanish (okay) single
  10. 24 strictly anything socially graduated from college/university oh goodness. at the moment i have 4 jobs, so it'd be nice to findone i could settle into. other than that, i'm making sure i'msurrounded by good people and keeping happy and active i'm freakishly blonde and have the same name as that hurricane froma while back. i am always willing to try new foods and am not too picky. i dohowever have an extremely low tolerance to spicy food, i'm workingon it tho... i've already conquered pouring chipotle hot sauce allover my burritos. guess i still have a long ways to go. one of myfavorite spots in marin is sol food-- simply delicious puerto ricanfood.love to laugh so i like to watch a fair amount of comedies-romantic, dark or otherwise. princess bride, pixar!, fear andloathing, caddyshack, thomas crown affair, the birdcage ("chewinggum helps me think"... "sweetie, you're wasting your gum!"), thebig lebowski, star wars (don't judge)i like historical fiction, murder mysteries, fantasy,utopian/dystopia, and, uh, the occasional romance book. juststarted the historian and trying to decide whether or not to readthe hunger games... already saw battle royale and it was prettycool, so i'd imagine that collin's version she ripped off has gotto be fun to read.can't get enough music. like it, love it, want some more of it.love to dance to it and to many peoples dismay, sing to it. prettyopen to any kind, even country.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dghbozbsv18&feature=bfa&list=pl01a90d209abe1ed3&lf=plpp_video sports/my softball glovecoffee. because nobody likes zombies.kindleloud music/concertscandlelight showersoh, my amazing/crazy friends and familygirl scout cookies... curse those delectable treats that dethronemy generally reasonable diet-- i could eat a box of those in underan hour in or out... drinking with friends, maybe a bar or dancing my pantsoff, watching or playing a game potential friends/lovers/people who come in contact with me, beware... when alone in my car or the shower, i enjoy singing loudly andoff key... and even sometimes when i'm not so alone. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dxbwzuwsxk let's have some fun andmaybe get into a little trouble white 67 -1 2012-06-29-23-39 belvedere tiburon, california doesn’t have kids straight likes dogs and likes cats christianity but not too serious about it f gemini but it doesn’t matter when drinking english single
  11. 37 athletic mostly anything not at all never working on two-year college my names jake.i'm a creative guy and i look for the same in others.i'm easy going, practical and i don't have many hang ups. iappreciate life and try to live it to the fullest. i'm sober andhave been for the past few years.i love music and i play guitar. i like tons of different bands. i'man artist and i love to paint/draw etc. and i love creativepeople.i've got to say i'm not too big on internet dating. you cant reallyget an earnest impression of anyone from a few polished paragraphs.but we'll see, you never know. i have an apartment. i like to explore and check things out. i likegood japanese and peruvian food. nothing beats good ceviche on ahot day. or a hot chai on a cold one.i've been working on my a.o.d. certification but have stalled out.i'm hoping to pursue art but have yet to find the best venue.recently i've been working on a construction job in belmont. it'snot my dream job. but for the time being it affords me otheropportunities. plus it keeps me in shape, so i shouldn't complain. i'm good at finding creative solutions to problems. i can organizea living space pretty well. i'm good at making people smile. i'mgood at laughing at inappropriate times. and i make a mean bowl ofcereal. i'm short i like some tv. i love summer heights high and angry boys. and ilove fringe.i'm reading stiff after finishing elliott smith and the big nothing(loved it). i like biographies.i love music. it would be impossible to list everything i likebecause the list grows exponentially. i like george harrison or theclash. i like flight of the conchord's, old radiohead and elliottsmith. djali zwan, x, the knitters, the kinks, john lennon, floyd,nina simone, the smiths, seu jorge, the sex pistols, immortaltechnique, al green, dead kennedy's, the beatles, cat stevens, nineinch nails, the dead, bob dylan etc.my taste is varied, i love music.and i love movie's, i like all kinds.these days i'm at netflix more often though.and i never miss science friday's. music, my guitarcontrastgood foodmy bikemy paintbrushmy toothbrushfamily & friendsok....there's seven you should send a message and say hi. you can rock the bells white 65 -1 student 2012-06-28-21-08 san mateo, california straight likes dogs and likes cats atheism and laughing about it m cancer but it doesn’t matter no english (fluently) single
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