YAY and Im sorry that i fail at the whole e-mail thing, but iits kind of like this with me in real life to I say the first thing that comes into my head and give it no thought what so ever XD and for some reason I dislike tans XD they look so BLEGGH.

and also sorry i fell asleep but im awake nao so its kay?

I also had the weirdest dream again, my friend had head lice and then some dramma occured so that they had to blame stuff on someone to ge them off the hook. So in french class i was talking to this girl about her hair and randomly started playing with her pony tail... gently ofcourse then next day everyone is being mean to me and going OMG YOU RIPPED HER SCALP and im like LOL WHAT I WAS SO ENTLE YOU LAI and stuff

then eventually it was a big conspiracy tocover up some drama or whatever.....and it turned out that the guy had headlice and they were dating or something and to prevent people finding stuff out they said that i ripped her scalp open by violentlying pulling her hair (ihave a reputation for being violent >_>)

Anyway, after that i had another epic dream. I was theif, and pretty ninja. One night, i broke into this huge mansiion at night and it was the prettiest house i'd ever seen (when im older, I hope i can have a house like that) it had a big hall with HUGE gate like glass doors and a staircase kind of like a big church and everything was just so hueg. So i went in,. took some phat loot and had my old skate board (i <3d my old skateboard) and God this dream was so long and so much happened so im not going to give the full details about how AWESOME that house was and how i ninja'd through windows and the main gate + every room in the house.

So then i stumbled onto the final room, the one i entered from. It was a large open cathedral with religious paintings in the ceiling. The roof was so high up that it always felt as if i wasnt indoors. The entire room head a celestial feel to it, and it was like ripped from the heavens. IT had a sort of crystal-grey glow as it was mostly made of marbel and was held by pillars. At the front, was a beautiful altar with your normal candles etc and a female goddess sort of idol. I looked iat for a whil,e and was puzzled, the my right there was a large glass chamber that was surronded by what seemed to be a curtain, but rather a curtain of again crystal. The entire room seemed to be always bright despite no lights were on etc.

So anyway,. i ignored the room for a while and came back. There was this guy there and he was like LOL RAWR I FUCKING KILL YOU he was scary as hell. He was red and had demon horns, your typical demon thing. Kinda like horny from DKII but like less hueg and didnt look like bad 3d graphics, anyway we had an epic battle I was like a rogue class from a bad rpg and he was trying to rape the hell out of me but i ended up killing him (I kinda reminded myself of that guy from assasin's creed XD) anyway after the battle, i had managed to severe his arm and his lower half, he ended up as half a torso and a head on the altar at the front of the room. After this, I obviously shit bricks and panicked as i was for some reason scared that someone called the cops and im'a get busted. So i ran away, to try and find more loot ASAP. (I entered the house from the cathedral complex...there was a trapdoor that let me in from outside) and then i went back. I was checking if anyone was there, and I saw a nun. So i shit bricks, she was within the crystal cube thing that's right of me in the room. Trying to sneak past, I suddenly heard her scream "welcome, demon king" but not in English ofcourse, some kind of random ancient language that made sense to me but translation was something demon ruler / lord whatever. Anyway, I was like WTF and shit bricks, and then she's like dont fear me, claim your rightful throne as ruler of this place. And im like wut? the nun was dressed in a weird brown cloak with a blood like glow, I knew she was old, but there was some kind of everlasting youth that surrounded her. Kinda' like or i guess is like she lives forever, anyway I  was directed to the altar.

I went there, and there lies the torso of the thing i killed  on the altar which was completely stained in his blood. She told me to kneel, close my eyes and pray to it. So i did, I felt weird ass shit happen inside me and then when I came through I was half beast half man 0_o I had claws etc and my wrist was guarded by thick red scales that spiked in random places and I was hueg. Horns came out of my shoulders and my eyes seemed to glow red. Most of what had been human of me was gone, and apparently I was now the new ruler of the under world o_0..

but then, straight after that she gave me instructions on how to mine gold and create my minions. I could make stuff like medusas and imps lulz it was epic, so yeah.

It turned into a real time stratedgy game where it was like a mix of DKII and Starcraft as the zerg.

I like my dreams, especailly the one i had just a few days after you left about you returning and being oline 10pm saturday (but its actually 11pm friday XD) THAT DREAM WAS SO WEIRD we spoke alot though so it was awesome, i wish i could have another one of those ...but then again its kind of like me talking to myself xd