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- More old stuff of mine I found in the archives.
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- >"C'mon, Anon!"
- "No."
- >"But it's for science!"
- "No!"
- >"Pleeeeaaaase?"
- "Twilight, no! I'm not having sex with a timberwolf!"
- >A familiar country twang pipes up.
- >"Aww, quit bein' difficult, Anon. Y'all know the Princesses want us to see what kinda critters you can make foals with."
- >You grit your teeth and tear your eyes away from the whimpering timberwolf Twilight had tied up in her creepy "science" basement.
- "Applejack, you know full-fucking-well that Princess Celestia and Princess Luna mean SAPIENT races."
- >Applejack just looks at you like you asked her what colour the number 4 is.
- >"Sapey-what races, sugarcube?"
- >Fuck's sake, Applejack.
- >Learn how to science!
- "Self-aware, Applejack. You know, intelligent like ponies and minotaurs and griffons."
- >Applejack scoffs.
- >"Ah might hesitate to say griffons are any type of smart, Anon."
- >...was that a racist insult against griffons?
- >"And it ain't like y'all didn't already take both of'em to bed, Anon."
- >Right.
- >The griffon thought your dick was weird because it didn't have barbs on it.
- >The minotaur, on the other hand, gave you an address and an invitation to visit in a couple of months.
- >Applejack just looks down at the timberwolf with this big, dumb, thoughtful expression on her face.
- >She stares long and hard at the captured animal, even going so far as to bring a hoof up and rub her chin.
- >Finally, she nods and smiles.
- >"Y'all ain't never had to deal with timberwolves before, have you, city boy? These here tree-dogs are a lot smarter than you think they are."
- >Goddammit.
- >You look around the assembled Elements for support.
- >Fluttershy nods serenely; Pinkie Pie looks uncomfortably excited; Rainbow Dash is giving you this look that suggests you're wasting her time; Twilight has a quill and parchment floating in front of her, eyeing you intently; and Rarity flagging you with her tail.
- >"What if I were to sweeten the deal, darling? I'll give you a little treat if you help our dear Twilight out with the experiment."
- >Half an hour later, you exit Twilight's weird tree-library, buckling you belt and swallowing your shame.
- >You try to forget the sounds the timberwolf made when you fucked he-it.
- >Fucked IT.
- >Not just the sounds; the warmth, the wetness, and the way that those weird vines constricted around your cock, milking it for your seed.
- >You left the building when it turned around and tried to cuddle with you afterwards.
- >"Anonymous! Anonymous, come back!"
- >You stop mid-buckle and turn around.
- >Rarity's galloping towards you in the way that only a tiny, knee-high horse can.
- >"Anonymous, tell me you haven't forgotten our deal?"
- >Rarity sits down and gives you the saddest look you've ever seen.
- >"Oh, you have, haven't you?"
- >She rears back and throws a forearm over her eyes dramatically.
- >"So quickly you forget about moi! After all I've done, all I've sacrificed for you and your clothes!"
- >You've seen these dramatics before, so you just stand there and wait for her to get it out of her system.
- >A few more emotion-filled lines later, Rarity peeks out from between her hooves and, seeing how unimpressed you are, immediately goes back to normal.
- >"Hmph! Oh, very well. Be that way."
- >She turns around and presents her winking, onyx marehood.
- >"Dig in, darling. I want to howl like that timberwolf."
- >Your dignity is more or less destroyed thanks to your latest stint of debauchery, so you don't hesitate to shove your cock inside of Rarity.
- >Right in the middle of the market.
- >Right in front of everypony.
- >To your surprise, nobody around you seems to care.
- >Even when Rarity's delighted gasps turn into passionate moans and barely-contained shouting, nobody bats an eye at your display.
- >One passing mare even complimented you at your technique.
- >"Tail-pulling. I never thought of that one before."
- >You're starting to feel the building pressure and pleasureable tugging in your groin when you feel a tap on your shoulder.
- >Applejack looks a bit impatient and slightly annoyed.
- >"Are you two almost finished, sugarcube? Yer in mah spot."
- >That's right; Applejack usually sets up her stall here.
- >"P-patience, dear!" Rarity gasps, drooling on the ground.
- >"I'm sure we - oh! - will be d-done - right there! - soon, d-darling~"
- >As your orgasm overtakes you, you grip Rarity's marshmallow ass and pull her hips as tight as you can against your crotch.
- >Rarity gasps and groans as you fill her up with your spunk.
- >She stumbles away as you pull out, doing her best not to step in the small puddle of your collective fluids.
- >"That was... marvelous, Anonymous."
- >She clumsily turns around and leans into your side, nuzzling your chest.
- >"Do come by later, won't you?"
- >You scratch Rarity behind the ears and tell her that you will.
- >She surprises you with a peck on the cheek and then walks off.
- >"Rarity!"
- >Rarity freezes at Applejack's voice and, with a bit of a sheepish smile, cleans up the puddle with a burst of magic.
- >"There you go, Applejack. All better."
- >Applejack "harumph"s and goes about setting her stall up.
- >"Y'all do yer love-makin' somewhere else, next time. Ah don't wanna hear somepony losing sales on account of you two gettin' in their way again."
- >Rarity "hmph"s and walks away with her head held high.
- >"I suppose I shall. Goodbye, Applejack; Anonymous."
- >Rarity walks away, bow-legged and dripping fluids.
- >You are Anon, regular fuck-buddy (sorry; "buck-buddy") of Rarity
- >It's been about 3 months since you... did that thing that you did... with the thing in Twilight's basement...
- >....
- >And Twilight just called you into her library.
- >She said it had something to do with your "reproductive experiments" and you hope to god she doesn't have another woodland animal chained up for you to rape.
- >Because that's what it is when what you're having sex with isn't intelligent enough to agree or disagree to sex.
- >More importantly, it's bestialtiy.
- >....said the man who fucks horses.
- >Your life is so messed up, you don't even know why you object to normal animal-sex any more.
- >You open the door to Twilight's library and step inside.
- >Instantly, you're beset upon by a timberwolf.
- >You fall to your back and throw out your arms, hoping to fend off its attack...
- >...when it starts licking your face.
- >What?
- >"Oh, Anon!"
- >Twilight pops out from behind a bookcase and races over.
- >She's looking more excited than you can remember ever seeing her; bar the first time she studied you.
- >"Good news! Remember how we were trying to find out what race you can have foals with?"
- "Unfortunately."
- >Twilight ignores you and turns to face the timberwolf.
- >"Roll over, girl!"
- >The timberwolf gets off of you and, with a happy little woofle, lays down and rolls over onto her side.
- >Your blood freezes as the bulge on the timberwolf's lower-tummy is exposed.
- >Twilight jumps up and down in excitement and, when she's done, pats you on the back.
- >"Congratulations, Anon!"
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