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  1. [13:31] == Alrune_Krakua [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
  2. [13:32] == yzabtech has changed nick to Twelve
  3. [13:32] <Twelve> Welcome, esteemed guest!
  4. [13:32] <Twelve> Ypi
  5. [13:32] <Twelve> ((crap))
  6. [13:32] <Twelve> You're the only guy here so far.
  7. [13:32] <Twelve> Hopefully, more people will show up if we wait a bit.
  8. [13:42] == yzabtech [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
  9. [13:42] == mode/#RPGStuck_Bar [+o yzabtech] by ChanServ
  10. [13:43] <yzabtech> ((hey this is me on a phone, because i'm doing something on a computer that needs fullscreen))
  11. [13:59] == Gauss[DM] [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
  12. [13:59] == Gauss[DM] has changed nick to Rook_Valentine
  13. [14:00] <Alrune_Krakua> "GOOOOOOD MOOOOOOORRRRNNNIIIIIIINNNNNGGGG ALTERNIA!"
  14. [14:00] <Rook_Valentine> {oh [alternia]}
  15. [14:00] <Alrune_Krakua> "This is Emcee Mutha-WUB-in Spitfiya, comin to you live and local! How you doin today, -WUB-a?"
  16. [14:01] <Rook_Valentine> "{that's the place [myujia] told me about right?}"
  17. [14:01] <Rook_Valentine> An energy-like figure walks in, confused but bewildered.
  18. [14:01] <Alrune_Krakua> "MAYBE! I have no idea who that is, but they sound mutha-WUB-in rad!"
  19. [14:02] <Rook_Valentine> {are you a [troll] too?}
  20. [14:03] <Rook_Valentine> {you seem like a [dj]}
  21. [14:03] <Rook_Valentine> {a bombastic one at that, too}
  22. [14:03] <Alrune_Krakua> "The bombasticest, motha-WUB-a! Name's Emcee Spitfiya, AKA Alternia's motha-WUB-in GODDESS OF VOLUME!"
  23. [14:04] <Rook_Valentine> {[rook valentine]}
  24. [14:04] <Rook_Valentine> {somewhat competent [guitarist]}
  25. [14:05] <Alrune_Krakua> "Rad! Wicked to meet anotha musician, man!"
  26. [14:05] <Alrune_Krakua> "Whatcha play? Rock?"
  27. [14:06] <Rook_Valentine> {yep}
  28. [14:06] <Rook_Valentine> {i have a [guitar] with me right now, actually}
  29. [14:07] <Alrune_Krakua> "Raaaaaad. Knew you wouldn't be one a them -WUB-head country guys."
  30. [14:07] <Alrune_Krakua> "Aw, wicked! Mind droppin me a beat?"
  31. [14:07] <Rook_Valentine> {alright}
  32. [14:08] <Rook_Valentine> Rook's head suddenly forms itself a guitar out of its otherwise ethereal form, a crimson finish standing out from the rest of the guitar.
  33. [14:08] <Alrune_Krakua> >:O
  34. [14:09] <Alrune_Krakua> "What the -WUB-."
  35. [14:09] <Rook_Valentine> {yeah it happens that i'm part of a [species] no one has ever heard of}
  36. [14:09] <Rook_Valentine> {must be different [galaxies]}
  37. [14:10] <Alrune_Krakua> "That's -WUB-in amazin."
  38. [14:12] <Rook_Valentine> {it is}
  39. [14:12] <Alrune_Krakua> "Like, motha-WUB-, dude."
  40. [14:17] == cyberizedMeister [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
  41. [14:17] <Alrune_Krakua> "-WUB- yeah, anotha motha-WUB-a!"
  42. [14:17] == Rook_Valentine [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout: 206 seconds]
  43. [14:18] == cyberizedMeister has changed nick to Rook-Valentine
  44. [14:18] <Rook-Valentine> ((this is gauss))
  45. [14:18] <Rook-Valentine> ((On phone))
  46. [14:18] <Alrune_Krakua> "-WUB- no, not anotha motha-WUB-a."
  47. [14:19] == Rook-Valentine_ [~Mutter@2600:1000:b10a:d0d0:b1c5:6270:fc0c:1493] has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
  48. [14:20] <Rook-Valentine_> {yeah i feel you}
  49. [14:20] <Rook-Valentine_> {it's like}
  50. [14:21] <Rook-Valentine_> {hey is there a new [person] here}
  51. [14:21] <Rook-Valentine_> {nope no one new}
  52. [14:21] <Alrune_Krakua> "But then naw, man. It's just anotha one a the same old same old."
  53. [14:21] <Alrune_Krakua> "I dig."
  54. [14:22] <Rook-Valentine_> {so how about that [performance]}
  55. [14:22] <Alrune_Krakua> "-WUB- yeah!"
  56. [14:22] <Alrune_Krakua> "Let's rock the -WUB- out, motha-WUB-a!"
  57. [14:22] == Rook-Valentine [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout: 189 seconds]
  58. [14:23] <Rook-Valentine_> Rook, taking his guitar pick out of one of his pockets, stretches the straps over his shoulder and gets ready to thrash.
  59. [14:24] * Alrune_Krakua decaptchalogues seven different amps and three stereos.
  60. [14:24] <Rook-Valentine_> {that's a lot of [equipment]}
  61. [14:24] == Rook-Valentine_ [~Mutter@2600:1000:b10a:d0d0:b1c5:6270:fc0c:1493] has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
  62. [14:24] == cyberizedMeister [~Mutter@2600:1000:b10a:d0d0:b1c5:6270:fc0c:1493] has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
  63. [14:24] == cyberizedMeister has changed nick to Rook-Valentine
  64. [14:25] <Rook-Valentine> {either way}
  65. [14:25] <Alrune_Krakua> "I like equipment."
  66. [14:25] <Rook-Valentine> {figures}
  67. [14:25] <Alrune_Krakua> "Motha-WUB-a, let's break the -WUB-in sound barria."
  68. [14:25] <Rook-Valentine> {let's break this [shit] down}
  69. [14:26] <Rook-Valentine>
  70. [14:26] <Alrune_Krakua> "-WUB- yeah!"
  71. [14:26] == yzabtech [[email protected]] has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
  72. [14:27] <Alrune_Krakua> "-WUB- no!"
  73. [14:27] <Rook-Valentine> {alright}
  74. [14:27] <Rook-Valentine> {wait what?}
  75. [14:28] <Alrune_Krakua> "We lost anotha motha-WUB-a!"
  76. [14:28] <Rook-Valentine> {to be fair i didn't notice him all that much}
  77. [14:28] <Alrune_Krakua> "Yeah me neitha, but still. No audience, dawg."
  78. [14:29] <Rook-Valentine> {we are our own [audience]}
  79. [14:29] <Alrune_Krakua> "-WUB-in deep, man. You been hittin the sopor?"
  80. [14:30] <Rook-Valentine> {what's a [sopor]}
  81. [14:30] <Alrune_Krakua> "The sliiiime, man. You know, the stuff ya -WUB-in sleep in?"
  82. [14:31] <Rook-Valentine> {im an [alien], remember}
  83. [14:32] <Rook-Valentine> {we just kinda sleep in [pods]}
  84. [14:33] <Alrune_Krakua> "Oh yeah. How's that even work, anyway? -WUB- man, did my beats actually hit anotha world?"
  85. [14:33] <Rook-Valentine> {i dont know}
  86. [14:34] <Rook-Valentine> {might be because of a certain [instant messenger], but that's a [story] for another [day]}
  87. [14:34] <Alrune_Krakua> "I can dig that. Good ol' stories. For now though, let's rock out, yeah?"
  88. [14:35] <Rook-Valentine> {alright}
  89. [14:35] <Rook-Valentine> Rook raises his hand into the air, pointing to the air.
  90. [14:35] <Rook-Valentine> Then he counts down to three.
  91. [14:36] <Rook-Valentine> At the last count, he whispers, "{let's jam}".
  92. [14:36] <Alrune_Krakua> "-WUB- YEAH!!!!!"
  93. [14:37] * Alrune_Krakua starts cranking dials and flailing wildly as her equipment starts to attempt to shatter nearby windows.
  94. [14:38] * Rook-Valentine starts to twist some pegs and plays in a fast, but yet zen-like manner
  95. [14:38] <Rook-Valentine> What ensues is the best fucking jam session in the entire universe.
  96. [14:39] <Alrune_Krakua> It most certainly is.
  97. [14:39] == yzabtech [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
  98. [14:39] == mode/#RPGStuck_Bar [+o yzabtech] by ChanServ
  99. [14:41] <Rook-Valentine> After a while, the jam ends.
  100. [14:41] <Alrune_Krakua> "-WUB-, dawg."
  101. [14:41] * Alrune_Krakua flops onto the ground.
  102. [14:41] <Alrune_Krakua> "I can't feel my legs."
  103. [14:42] <Rook-Valentine> Standing for a moment with his legs curved, Rook then slowly gains his footing.
  104. [14:42] <Rook-Valentine> {that was fucking amazing}
  105. [14:42] == Zhayko_Drelez [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
  106. [14:42] <Alrune_Krakua> "-WUB- yeah it was."
  107. [14:42] <Zhayko_Drelez> "Hullo"
  108. [14:42] <Rook-Valentine> {oh hey, someone new}
  109. [14:42] <Alrune_Krakua> "Oh! Yo, yo -WUB-a!"
  110. [14:43] <Alrune_Krakua> "Dawg, you just missed like."
  111. [14:43] <Alrune_Krakua> "The BEST motha-WUB-in jam session in the entire universe."
  112. [14:43] <Zhayko_Drelez> "Aw, that's too bad."
  113. [14:44] <Rook-Valentine> {judging by your looks i would guess that you're another [troll]?
  114. [14:44] <Zhayko_Drelez> "Yup"
  115. [14:45] <Alrune_Krakua> "-WUB- yeah. Motha-WUB-a, check this guy. His head is like a motha-WUB-in alien's head."
  116. [14:45] <Zhayko_Drelez> "Fascinating"
  117. [14:46] <Zhayko_Drelez> "Alien heads."
  118. [14:46] <Alrune_Krakua> "Cuz he's an alien, dawg. With a head."
  119. [14:46] <Zhayko_Drelez> "I guess he is."
  120. [14:46] <Alrune_Krakua> "Knawamsayin?"
  121. [14:46] <Zhayko_Drelez> "I know what you are saying."
  122. [14:47] <Alrune_Krakua> "Yeah dawg. You know what I'm sayin."
  123. [14:48] <Zhayko_Drelez> "So who are you two?"
  124. [14:49] == Rook-Valentine [~Mutter@2600:1000:b10a:d0d0:b1c5:6270:fc0c:1493] has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
  125. [14:49] <Alrune_Krakua> "Only Emcee Motha-WUB-in Spitfiya, greatest DJ in all Alternia, -WUB-a."
  126. [14:49] <Alrune_Krakua> "And this guy's, oh he's dead."
  127. [14:49] <Alrune_Krakua> "Whoops."
  128. [14:49] <Zhayko_Drelez> "Poor alien head guy."
  129. [14:49] <Alrune_Krakua> "I hear that."
  130. [14:49] <Alrune_Krakua> "Dude was sick."
  131. [14:50] <Alrune_Krakua> "Apparently so sick he motha-WUB-in died."
  132. [14:50] <Zhayko_Drelez> "Too much sickness can do that."
  133. [14:50] <Alrune_Krakua> "Yeah man. That's why they call it dyin of sickness, yeah?"
  134. [14:51] <Zhayko_Drelez> "Yeah."
  135. [14:51] <Zhayko_Drelez> "Dying of sickness usually happens to sick people."
  136. [14:51] <Alrune_Krakua> "Only the ones who die, though."
  137. [14:51] <Zhayko_Drelez> "Yeah."
  138. [14:51] <Alrune_Krakua> "Yeah."
  139. [14:52] <Zhayko_Drelez> "Dying isn't too fun."
  140. [14:52] <Alrune_Krakua> "No -WUB- it's not fun."
  141. [14:52] <Alrune_Krakua> "Makes ya dead."
  142. [14:52] <Zhayko_Drelez> "Yeah."
  143. [14:53] <Zhayko_Drelez> "Well, being dead isn't fun."
  144. [14:53] <Zhayko_Drelez> "But, if you die doing something fun, then maybe it's not as bad."
  145. [14:53] <Alrune_Krakua> "Oh yeah dawg, I'll drink to that."
  146. [14:53] <Alrune_Krakua> "Best last words eva gotta be "Hey, watch this", yeah?"
  147. [14:54] <Zhayko_Drelez> "Yeah."
  148. [14:54] <Alrune_Krakua> "Or just screamin. Screamin's cool too."
  149. [14:54] <Zhayko_Drelez> "Maybe a bit less, but it can be."
  150. [14:55] <Alrune_Krakua> "Dawg, if you ain't never just found a big ol room and screamed your head off in it for a couple hours, you ain't lived."
  151. [14:55] <Zhayko_Drelez> "I'll be sure to try that some time."
  152. [14:55] <Alrune_Krakua> "-WUB- yeah."
  153. [14:55] <Alrune_Krakua> "I do it every mornin."
  154. [14:55] == cyberizedMeister [~Mutter@2600:1000:b10a:d0d0:b1c5:6270:fc0c:1493] has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
  155. [14:55] <Zhayko_Drelez> "Doesn't it hurt your head?"
  156. [14:55] <Zhayko_Drelez> "Oh hi."
  157. [14:56] == cyberizedMeister has changed nick to Rook-Valentine
  158. [14:56] <Rook-Valentine> {what was that}
  159. [14:56] <Alrune_Krakua> "-WUB- yeah, you came back!"
  160. [14:56] <Rook-Valentine> {its like i just kinda fizzed out for a [moment]}
  161. [14:56] <Rook-Valentine> {what is this [place] anyway}
  162. [14:56] <Alrune_Krakua> "I thought you died from how sick the beats were."
  163. [14:57] <Rook-Valentine> {i suppose we proved one obscure [scientific theory] out there}
  164. [14:57] == yzabtech [[email protected]] has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
  165. [14:57] <Rook-Valentine> {[music] apparently can kill}
  166. [14:57] <Alrune_Krakua> "-WUB- yeah, you know it."
  167. [14:58] <Alrune_Krakua> "Dude, my ancesta did that one time."
  168. [14:58] <Rook-Valentine> {i guess that sheds some [light] on the phrase '[instrument] of murder'}
  169. [14:58] <Alrune_Krakua> "Play this chord so loud, the lowbloods in the audience -WUB-in died."
  170. [14:59] <Alrune_Krakua> "They call it The Vast Wub."
  171. [14:59] <Zhayko_Drelez> "Huh."
  172. [14:59] <Rook-Valentine> {oh yeah i've heard about your [species'] blood caste}
  173. [15:00] <Alrune_Krakua> "No -WUB-?"
  174. [15:00] <Alrune_Krakua> "How's an alien figure out that?"
  175. [15:00] <Rook-Valentine> {another [troll] told me}
  176. [15:00] <Rook-Valentine> {her name was [myujia]}
  177. [15:01] <Alrune_Krakua> "Sick, dawg. Good for ha."
  178. [15:01] == yzabtech [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
  179. [15:01] == mode/#RPGStuck_Bar [+o yzabtech] by ChanServ
  180. [15:02] <Rook-Valentine> {your [society] is pretty weird}
  181. [15:02] <Rook-Valentine> {that's all i have to say}
  182. [15:02] <Alrune_Krakua> "I hea that, dawg. Ain't we all?"
  183. [15:02] <Rook-Valentine> {i suppose}
  184. [15:03] <Rook-Valentine> {what's your blood [color]?}
  185. [15:03] <Alrune_Krakua> "Lime green, sure as -WUB-."
  186. [15:03] <Zhayko_Drelez> "I'm teal."
  187. [15:03] <Rook-Valentine> {nice}
  188. [15:04] <Alrune_Krakua> "Sweet, dawg."
  189. [15:04] <Alrune_Krakua> "Alien rocka bro, where you sit?"
  190. [15:05] <Rook-Valentine> {i guess you could call me a [pro-mutant]}
  191. [15:05] <Alrune_Krakua> "That don't mean -WUB- to me, but cool."
  192. [15:06] <Rook-Valentine> {yeah i really didn't want to get into [biology lessons] anyway}
  193. [15:06] == yzabtech [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout: 198 seconds]
  194. [15:07] <Alrune_Krakua> "Ugh, thank -WUB- for that. Ain't my thing."
  195. [15:07] <Alrune_Krakua> "'Cept the thing with ya head. That was sick."
  196. [15:09] == Rook-Valentine [~Mutter@2600:1000:b10a:d0d0:b1c5:6270:fc0c:1493] has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
  197. [15:09] <Alrune_Krakua> "Aww, -WUB- no!"
  198. [15:09] == Rook-Valentine [~Mutter@2600:1000:b10a:d0d0:b1c5:6270:fc0c:1493] has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
  199. [15:10] <Rook-Valentine> {glad you liked it}
  200. [15:10] <Alrune_Krakua> "Aww, -WUB- yeah!"
  201. [15:11] <Rook-Valentine> Putting the guitar back where his head should be, Rook stretches for a while.
  202. [15:11] <Rook-Valentine> {so are we the only ones here?}
  203. [15:11] <Alrune_Krakua> "Looks like."
  204. [15:13] <Rook-Valentine> {i imagine it will get quite boring then}
  205. [15:13] <Alrune_Krakua> "Unless we rock out some more, yeah."
  206. [15:14] <Rook-Valentine> {wanna watch a [movie?]}
  207. [15:14] <Rook-Valentine> {we could get some [food] maybe}
  208. [15:15] <Alrune_Krakua> "-WUB- yeah! I love food."
  209. [15:15] == yzabtech [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
  210. [15:15] == mode/#RPGStuck_Bar [+o yzabtech] by ChanServ
  211. [15:15] <Rook-Valentine> {okay yeah}
  212. [15:16] <Rook-Valentine> {hey you}
  213. [15:16] <yzabtech> ((i'm just an observer))
  214. [15:16] <Rook-Valentine> {alright never mind then}
  215. [15:16] <yzabtech> ((i'm Twelve on a phone because i went out))
  216. [15:16] <Rook-Valentine> ((K))
  217. [15:17] <Rook-Valentine> {where do we get [food] around here
  218. [15:17] <Rook-Valentine> {isn't this a [bar]?}
  219. [15:18] <Alrune_Krakua> "Man, I don't -WUB-in know. I can go grab some grub back at my hive."
  220. [15:18] <Rook-Valentine> {sure}
  221. [15:18] <Alrune_Krakua> "Wicked. You comin too, tealbro?"
  222. [15:18] <Rook-Valentine> {i have a [movie] in my [sylladex]}
  223. [15:19] <Zhayko_Drelez> "I think I'm gonna go."
  224. [15:19] <Zhayko_Drelez> "Not a whole lot going on."
  225. [15:19] <yzabtech> It's a bar and grill, guys.
  226. [15:19] <yzabtech> Mostly a bar.
  227. [15:19] <yzabtech> We don't actually have any cooks or bartenders yet.
  228. [15:19] <Alrune_Krakua> "Aww, sweet! Masta-V can rig up a projecta or somethin."
  229. [15:20] <Zhayko_Drelez> "It was nice to meet you two."
  230. [15:20] <Zhayko_Drelez> "Goodbye."
  231. [15:21] <Rook-Valentine> ((I have to go as well for a moment, brb))
  232. [15:21] <Alrune_Krakua> "You too, -WUB-a."
  233. [15:21] == Zhayko_Drelez [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client]
  234. [15:25] == yzabtech [[email protected]] has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
  235. [15:26] == Rook-Valentine [~Mutter@2600:1000:b10a:d0d0:b1c5:6270:fc0c:1493] has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
  236. [15:39] == Rook-Valentine [~Mutter@2600:1000:b10a:d0d0:b1c5:6270:fc0c:1493] has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
  237. [15:40] <Alrune_Krakua> "-WUB- yeah man, you came back!"
  238. [15:42] == Rook-Valentine [~Mutter@2600:1000:b10a:d0d0:b1c5:6270:fc0c:1493] has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
  239. [15:42] <Alrune_Krakua> "-WUB- no man, you didn't come back!"
  240. [15:59] == acousticDeadeye [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
  241. [16:00] == acousticDeadeye [[email protected]] has quit [Client Quit]
  242. [16:10] == Rook_Valentine [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
  243. [16:12] <Alrune_Krakua> "-WUB- yeah man, you came back!"
  244. [16:12] <Alrune_Krakua> "Again!"
  245. [16:12] <Rook_Valentine> {i swear that keeps happening}
  246. [16:15] <Alrune_Krakua> "What does, the dyin then not bein dead?"
  247. [16:15] <Rook_Valentine> {exactly that}
  248. [16:15] <Rook_Valentine> {although its less dying}
  249. [16:16] <Rook_Valentine> {and more fizzing in and out of [existence]}
  250. [16:16] <Alrune_Krakua> "Weird, man."
  251. [16:17] <Rook_Valentine> {i know}
  252. [16:18] <Alrune_Krakua> "Basically nothin's happened since you left."
  253. [16:22] <Rook_Valentine> {huh}
  254. [16:23] <Alrune_Krakua> "Yeah, sorry bro. I think I oughtta go -WUB- off to someplace else."
  255. [16:23] <Alrune_Krakua> "It was real though, yeah?"
  256. [16:23] <Rook_Valentine> {yup}
  257. [16:23] <Rook_Valentine> {hella real}
  258. [16:23] <Alrune_Krakua> "Take care, dawg. Emcee Spitfire has left the building."
  259. [16:23] <Alrune_Krakua> "#micdrop"
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