Jiganshuku Floor B0.75: Need a Medic (Not) Over Here!

[8:33 AM] Flamy - Jiganshuku GM: THE YEAR IS 30XX
[8:37 AM] Flamy - Jiganshuku GM: ... and Destiny is really feeling it! Three girls in a single day? That's more than this black cat's done in a while! Maybe they'll find another girl. Perhaps destiny was looking up to it today. Or not. Who knows what will happen with these girls. That one, for example. What's her deal?
[8:40 AM] Mustard: That girl's deal is that she is frustrated and angry and trying to work it out. Koume's online avatar rummages through the loot list of some extremely dead pile of pixels, while the player on the other side of the interface mutters obscenities.
[8:45 AM] Flamy - Jiganshuku GM: Looks like a massacre, alright. She probably did do that one! A little "blip" would pop up, accompanied by a PM from a "Destiny" saying, "Greetings! I'm sure you're curious about the Labyrinths of this world you wander in, are you not?"
[8:50 AM] Mustard: "Huh?" Koume peered at the message for a moment. "Labyrinths? You mean like those high-difficulty procedural dungeons that keep popping up?"
[8:53 AM] Flamy - Jiganshuku GM: Blip (blip)! (TOYAAAH!) "The Labyrinths are unnatural and dangerous creations, and within them are youma, the origin of these anomalies. Normal people can't harm them, but those with the potential can, and you're one of them!"
[8:59 AM] Mustard: "Ah. Bit of a weird event, if most of the players are just arbitrarily unable to participate effectively. Wouldn't it make more sense to just not have that bit in the code?"
[9:02 AM] Flamy - Jiganshuku GM: ... is this kid for real? Blip. "Ah, so you are... unaware? The Labyrinths aren't part of the game. Neither are these youma. Their origin comes from... somewhere else."
[9:06 AM] Mustard: That one gets Koume's attention. "Okay, that's just not right. I don't know if it's hackers or weird anime supernatural nonsense or what, but I'm listening."
[9:10 AM] Flamy - Jiganshuku GM: It might be weird supernatural nonsense! (UWAAAAAAAH- GAME!) A black cat with red eyes and mechanized legs walks up to the girl, looking up at her. A nameplate of "Destiny" appears over its head, in a matter similar to that of an NPC. It speaks! Out of its mouth, that is. "Very well. With your potential, it will be possible to defeat these youma, and thus put an end to these Labyrinths."

"All you have to do... is make a contract with me."
[9:12 AM] Mustard: "Urobuchi... okay, what does the contract entail? I'm not looking to sign up for anything I don't know about."
[9:18 AM] Flamy - Jiganshuku GM: Nodding, the cat proceeds to explain. "By accepting the contract, you also accept the risks of being among those that can fight the youma. Of course, they are not without its benefits as well. If you accept, then please, close your eyes, and relax!"
[9:25 AM] Mustard: Wow, vague much? Koume ponders for a moment, then closes her eyes. "Okay, I'll bite."
[9:30 AM] Flamy - Jiganshuku GM: Giving as little information as possible, so as to not dissuade the signer from signing, is totally a valid tactic! Destiny glowed with an aura, the energy of which could be felt being taken in by Koume. Not quite one of true power, but... self-attunement! Is that even a word? Eventually, of course, there would be a limit to that aura she could take in, and the girl would be able to open her eyes once more! Destiny's still there, of course. It can't log out. "The contract is complete, miss Koume. I suggest that you come to the entrance of the Labyrinth in the Northern Area. Others will be there, as well. Now then, any questions?"(edited)
[9:49 AM] Mustard: "Yes, actually, several. What kind of time frame am I on for these Labyrinth things? Are there any new buttons I have to put on my hotbars for this? Do I get to tell these 'others' you mentioned if they're obviously doing something wrong? If-" It was obvious at this point that Koume would just keep spewing out inquiries given half a chance.
[9:53 AM] Flamy - Jiganshuku GM: This was a mistake. "The Labyrinths... will take some time to complete, but should not be too hard, given your new potential. No, you will not need to add any new buttons, and I highly doubt that they will do anything wrong, but if they are, then do tell them." No way it's going to answer all that. Nope, nope, and no. Even it had its limits. "Well, then I suppose I should be... off on my way, however. I'm a busy cat, wouldn't you know." It would turn to leave, walking away with its tail swishing about in the air.
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