01[17:09] <ingx24> oh guys
[17:09] <Soap> no
01[17:09] <ingx24> wanna hear a funny story
[17:09] <Blizz> no
01[17:10] <ingx24> ok so this guy comes home one night
01[17:10] <ingx24> from work
[17:10] <ChocolateLink> Nope
01[17:10] <ingx24> and he sees his wife on the couch
[17:10] <Soap> what really stops hornyness is
01[17:10] <ingx24> naked
[17:10] <Soap> cerpin
01[17:10] <ingx24> and she's like
[17:10] <Soap> ;)
[17:10] <Elminster> who's the guy
[17:10] <Elminster> kenx48?
01[17:10] <ingx24> "hey honey i'm on my period ;)"
[17:10] <Soap> what
01[17:10] <ingx24> and she's bleeding all over the couch
01[17:10] <ingx24> but oh wait
01[17:10] <ingx24> it gets better
01[17:10] <ingx24> not only that
[17:10] <Soap> whats a period
01[17:10] <ingx24> there's a guy on top of her
[17:10] <Soap> kidding
01[17:10] <ingx24> fucking her
[17:10] <Soap> ing what the fuck
01[17:10] <ingx24> and his cock is covered in her period blood
[17:10] <Elminster> :o how did i not notice that
[17:10] <ChocolateLink> <.<
01[17:11] <ingx24> OH BUT WAIT
01[17:11] <ingx24> IT GETS BETTER
01[17:11] <ingx24> THEN THEY START 69ING EACH OTHER
[17:11] <Blizz> WELCOME TO BLIZZ' ROMANIAN EMPORIUM
01[17:11] <ingx24> AND THE GUY IS DRINKING HER PERIOD BLOOD
[17:11] <Blizz> WE HAVE COKE
[17:11] <Blizz> HOOKERS
[17:11] <Elminster> lmfaooooo
01[17:11] <ingx24> AND SHE LIKES IT
01[17:11] <ingx24>  A LOT
[17:11] <Soap> ing have you considered therapy?
[17:11] <Blizz> AND COKED UP HOOKERS
[17:11] <Blizz> ...thats it.
01[17:11] <ingx24> OH BUT WAIT
01[17:11] <ingx24> IT'S NOT HER PERIOD
[17:11] <Kyoki> Wanna hear a funny story?
[17:11] <Kyoki> Ing's life XD
[17:11] <Blizz> HA
01[17:11] <ingx24> SHE JUST CAME HOME FROM HAVING AN ABORTION
[17:11] <Blizz> HAHA
[17:11] <ChocolateLink> Wheres the hookers?
[17:11] <Blizz> GOOD ONE
[17:11] <Soap> haaaa
01[17:11] <ingx24> AND IT'S NOT HER PERIOD
[17:11] <Elminster> Kyoki: obviously fictional
[17:11] <Blizz> CL: to the left
01[17:11] <ingx24> IT'S A DEAD FETUS
[17:11] <ChocolateLink> Oh
[17:11] <Soap> haha ing
01[17:11] <ingx24> AND THE GUY IS EATING HER ABORTED FETUS
01[17:12] <ingx24> HE KNOWS IT'S A DEAD FETUS
[17:12] <Elminster> IS IT AN ELEPHANT FETUS?
01[17:12] <ingx24> BUT HE JUST KEEPS ON EATING
[17:12] <Toothache> shock story, probably not true, but life is stranger than fiction sometimes
[17:12] <Soap> oh my god ing that is so discusting
01[17:12] <ingx24> i made up that story on my own btw
01[17:12] <ingx24> last night
01[17:12] <ingx24> i made it up as i went along
01[17:12] <ingx24> when i was trying to gross out my brother