Zipangu bodyguards

Is it overkill to hire both a kunoichi and an ochimusha as bodyguards as a first-time tourist visit to Zipangu?

>these cowards not wanting a Bicorn or Nurarihyon bodyguard

>you have both
>"Boss, we went out and found lots of new 'bodyguards' for you~"
I guess nothing bad can happen to me if I can't get out of bed.

>nura guard
i'd like to see this

>dispatches any dangerous people with a single powerful, well-placed whack from her kiseru
>can create smokescreens for easy getaways
>is good at reading people because of her disposition toward finding concubines for her master
I think you'd be in pretty good hands

nura-san will protect her future lord of youkai (also husband) and take note of exceptional individuals they met on the journey (concubines for his lordship)!

Sounds great. I have always liked Nurarihyons in general. I want an ara-ara one

I want a nurarihyon that looks and acts like a teenaged princess!

She is going to get herself a youkai kingdom and YOU are going to help her!

Of course! I'd happily help her build her kingdom, by any means necessary!
Himedere best -dere.

Nurarihyon would be great if they didn't smoke.
Mamono Mana ain't gonna prevent me from being repelled by a stank that my nose thinks is worse then Bubble Slime.

Nurarihyon smoke could smell like anything, though.

It probably smells really nice or nothing at all.

If a Nura wanted to marry you, her smoke would feel nicer than the cleanest air and smell like your favorite scent, all only for you.

No way, you gotta have a Minotaur bodyguard who's not too bright, but incredibly strong and she calls you 'boss' too.

i demand she princess carry me everywhere

>Err, uh, you got it boss!

Which species bodyguard would protect me with a Jutte? I always thought those things were cool.

Nurarihyons, Kejorou, Kunoichi, and Dark Mages seem like natural fits.
Maybe a Dark Matter-corrupted ronin girl.

>having all of them as bodyguards
That level of ara ara would be almost too much for my dick. I bet the nura would be the team mom, scheduling who gets to do "night watch" with her in your bed.

Bonus:

>Noble human knight and Ochimusha
>His chivalry deems selfless devotion and self-sacrifice to his lady as virtuous
>Her bushido deems selfless devotion and self-sacrifice to her lord as virtuous
>Both their honors are defended simultaneously
>They have a conflict of dominance for who is actually the submissive one

>crab-walking circles around each other trying to get into position for a kneel or bow
>get into sparring matches with each other trying to prove who was the better fighter and therefore who should protect who
>at the seasonal ball, both want the other to go as royalty done up in fancy clothes while they themselves are in their armor
>since both stubbornly show up in their armor the local fairy god-bigsister cinderellas them both up into beautiful prince and princess clothes and forces them to dance with each other, awkward and blushing and perfectly cute

Making an Ochi blush by calling her "My Lady"