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BallsOfFluff

Accidents Happen

Apr 11th, 2012
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  1. >Be 12 years old
  2. >Get in a big argument with your parents
  3. >You screamed that you hated them and stormed ou
  4. >Taking a walk through your dusty little town to blow off some steam
  5. >Grumbling and rambling to yourself as you walk down the sidewalk
  6. >You kick a stone, and it rolls out into the street, sneering at it, you continue your way down the sidewalk
  7. >Suddenly you come across a small cardboard box
  8. >You bear your teeth, and without thinking, you kick the box with all your might
  9. >"Owwies! Why huwt fwuffy?!" A voice screeches as a little red legless fluffy flies out of the box
  10. >Your eyes widen in horror as the fluffy begins openly sobbing, squirming about helplessly on the sidewalk, obviously in pain
  11. >You look around in panic, nobody is on the block, nobody saw that
  12. >You quickly run up to the fluffy, picking it up
  13. >It screams out in pain, you definitely shattered some of his ribs "Why owwie fwuffy?! Wha' fwuffy do! Fwuffy sowwy!"
  14. >You try frantically to shush it, you don't want to garner any attention
  15. >It won't listen, it just keeps sobbing
  16. >You punch it in the face again, and again, and again, and again
  17. >"Ah! No- Owwie! hit! Eghk! Fwu- Oiwwie! Fwuhuffy..." It cries out desperately
  18. >"Pwease stop... No mo' hit fwuffy..." It whimpers pathetically
  19. >"Hello?" The voice has gotten significantly closer
  20. >The fluffy is still whining and crying slightly
  21. >You close your eyes, grabbing the fluffy by the tail, you slam it head first into the wall
  22. >With your weak child arms, you don't manage to kill it, but it isn't loud anymore
  23. >Just twitching and whimpering
  24. >You toss the half-dead fluffy into the trash can and desperately bury him in garbage
  25. >"What's going on?" The voice asks as you slam the lid on the trashcan
  26. >You turn around and your heart practically stops, it's a police officer
  27. >You frantically try to explain how there were some fluffies in the alley you were hanging out in, but they scurried off
  28. >The officer narrows his eyes at you and he speaks "...You do know abusing fluffies isn't illegal... Right?" He asks
  29. >You shout to him that you would never ever hurt a fluffy, in a nervous squeaky voice
  30. >He rolls his eyes "Right. Go on home, kid." he tells you
  31. >Without a second thought, you sprint out of the alley as fast as you can
  32. >You go right home, rushing inside, you hug your mother immediately, telling her and your father that you're sorry for fighting with them
  33. >You don't get any sleep that night, you huddle in your bed in the fetal position, rocking back and fourth, snuggling your pet fluffy, telling him you love him
  34. >Somewhere out there is the twisted remains of a legless fluffy who died alone, buried in smelly trash, alone, and in unspeakable pain
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