If you are against pirating, you're against being gay.

How so?

Well, gay couples tend to not have children. That means that certain nurses, doctors, and pediatric centers for birthing babies are losing money every time someone becomes gay and decides "I'm not going to birth a child". Also, people who make equipment specifically for monitoring pregnancy, baby equipment, and etc. are having their living taken away from them too, by gay couples.

"What about the gay couples that get artificial insemination?" Well, they're like the pirates who go back and buy the software they pirated. Yes, some pirates do, but not the majority by a long shot.

"What about the straight couples who don't have children" Well, they're the people who didn't buy, didn't use, and didn't pirate/plan to buy the software.

"Gay couples are in such low figures!" For now, yes. But there was a time when piracy was in its infancy as well. Its only recently become "okay" to be completely openly gay in this world.

Why is it people sit there and allow gay couples to continue to "rob" doctors of money by not having children. but to copy the software of a big company is the next most terrible thing to death?

Well, I guess when there are more and more gay couples, we'll have to see what happens. The gays fought for their rights, I think pirates need to, too.