perfect universe part 2

gushing_granny: so, recap

gushing_granny: weird shit is happening to dan

gushing_granny: aliens and swords and something about black lightning

gushing_granny: dan peers closely at the alien dude as he flies away from future man

gushing_granny: the future man turns to dan, exclaiming wildly

gushing_granny: "human! you must get away from this location, now!"

gushing_granny: dan gulps

gushing_granny: "h-help me down from this building....im afraid of heights"

gushing_granny: dan begins to contemplate as the future dude begins to float over to dan

gushing_granny: "if this is anything like anime....."

gushing_granny: "it is EXTREMELY fucking dangerous for me to be here right now"

gushing_granny: "....what am i going to do, am i really going insane"

gushing_granny: "for fucks sake, i like anime, but i didnt want it to be real this badly"

gushing_granny: the future dude makes his way over to dan, lifting him by the arm and gently lowering him to the ground

gushing_granny: "thanks, im getting out of here"

gushing_granny: dan turns and begins to run away, but stops dead in his tracks at the sound of a bellowing, meniacal laughter

gushing_granny: frozen with fear, he cant move

gushing_granny: "no, run!"

gushing_granny: a blazing streak of red flashes across the sky, before the future dude can react it pierces dans chest

gushing_granny: "gluk...." dan gargles blood and falls limp to the ground

gushing_granny: "NOOOOO!!!"

gushing_granny: the alien man removes his sword from dans chest cavity, still laughing maniacally

gushing_granny: "wow, it actually thought it could run. pitiful creature, how did it even find the void stone?"

gushing_granny: "EVIL WRETCH!!!"

gushing_granny: the future dude charges the alien guy full force, attacking with all his might

gushing_granny: contrary to how the fight was going on earlier, however, the alien guy was dodging the future dudes strikes with ease, he knocks the future dude to the ground with an intense blast of energy

gushing_granny: "hmph.arent you in a hurry to die."

gushing_granny: the alien guy turns his full attention to dan

gushing_granny: "now, where is that stone?" he begins to laugh again

gushing_granny: as the alien guy makes his way over to dan, the future dude wracks his brain, trying to come up with any thing that would help him in this situation

gushing_granny: suddenly, he hears a voice in his head

gushing_granny: "the stone, you must use the stone"

gushing_granny: the future dude responds to the familiar voice

gushing_granny: "what?!"

gushing_granny: "channel your energy into the stone, and the boy will absorb it, it has to work!"

gushing_granny: "g-grrrr" the future dude grits his teeth, focusing every ounce of his willpower into summoning what energy he has left

gushing_granny: "hurry, the daemons dont know how to sense energy, he wont know what you are doing!"

gushing_granny: "right, right.....i got this"

gushing_granny: a thin stream of energy begins to coil around the future dudes hand as he extends it forward

gushing_granny: "...."

gushing_granny: "hyah!"

gushing_granny: he fires a bolt of energy at the stone in dans pocket

gushing_granny: (umm, this is awkward)

gushing_granny: (i forgot to mention, dan has a backpack he was wearing)

gushing_granny: (dont worry, its not a random thing i wanted to add in, it serves a purpose)

ayy: but...

ayy: why?

gushing_granny: (it serves a purpose.)

ayy: ... good nuff for me

gushing_granny: the energy hits the stone, and gets absorbed, causing it to vibrate and screech wildly"

gushing_granny: the alien guy turns around

gushing_granny: "w-what? what did you do!?"

ayy: (Objection!)

gushing_granny: the alien guy suddenly gets hit in the back with a burst of blue energy

gushing_granny: "what is....happening to me..." dan slowly says

gushing_granny: dan begins to scream as a massive stream of dark blue energy begins pouring out of his body

gushing_granny: "ahhhhhhhh!!!!!"

gushing_granny: massive bolts of the blue mass swirl and torrent around like a spiral, erupting the ground under him and causing his body to float amidst the clot of energy

gushing_granny: the alien guy is repeatedly hit by the flying bolts, he rushes away from the epicenter, gravely injured

gushing_granny: the future dude stands, gazing in awe of what it taking place in front of him

gushing_granny: "so this is the celestials power"

gushing_granny: "he then looks at the sky"

gushing_granny: "so, what the HELL do we do now!?"

gushing_granny: the familiar voice speaks to him "i already have the coordinates set, its not accurate but itll at least get us away from....him" (referring to alien guy)

gushing_granny: peculiarly, the energy seemed to destroy the ground all around it except where dans backpack laid, slightly torn

gushing_granny: "alright, lets do this" future dude pulls a device from out of his shirt, and presses a series of buttons on the touch panel

gushing_granny: "how am i going to get near him?"

gushing_granny: "dont worry about it, the daemon is recovering, hurry!"

gushing_granny: ".....if you say so, i trust you with my life"

gushing_granny: the future dude begins charging at dan as fast as he can

gushing_granny: as he does this, a bright purple energy shield appears around him

gushing_granny: "alright, ill be there in a moment, just activate the warp sequence!"

gushing_granny: (brb)

ayy: k den

ayy: me too

gushing_granny: back

gushing_granny: just waiting for u m8

ayy: player 2 has entered

gushing_granny: kek

gushing_granny: alright

gushing_granny: the alien dude sees the future dude charging dan, his face contorts with rage and frustration "I WILL NOT LET YOU HAVE THE CELESTIALS POWER"

gushing_granny: he attempts to get up, but slumps over due to his injuries, all he can do is look on

gushing_granny: "HERE WE GOOOOO" the future dude says as he lunges at dan

gushing_granny: the bolts of spiraling blue energy thrash against the energy shield, but it does not break

gushing_granny: the future dude grasps dan with his hands, and they both disappear, taking the energy along with them

gushing_granny: "....."

gushing_granny: "are they gone?"

gushing_granny: "phew, that was close."

gushing_granny: the alien guy falls over, clutching his midsection

gushing_granny: as his gaze lazily reaches the sky

gushing_granny: he sees a faint blue glow

gushing_granny: however, it disappears before he can react to it

gushing_granny: [SOME WHERE OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, SPACE]

gushing_granny: in the cold, dark void of space, suddenly 3 figures appear, one of them still screaming and shooting energy from his body

gushing_granny: good thing the other 2 couldnt hear him, because thats how space works dum dum, or it would be slightly annoying

gushing_granny: the future dude coughs, and begins to speak within his mind

gushing_granny: "damnit, nini! you could have at least teleported us to a planet!"

gushing_granny: a faint blue glow appears beside him

gushing_granny: "quit your bitching. we have more important things to worry about."

gushing_granny: the future dude averts his attention to the still screaming/energy shooting dan

gushing_granny: "you're right."

gushing_granny: the future dude suddenly projects a massive bubble of energy around him, dan, and the blue glowing thing whose name is apparently nini

gushing_granny: "alright lets see here....oxygen, nitrogen, methane, what were the others?"

gushing_granny: "it doesnt matter, just make sure you get the ratio right this time."

ayy: (ಠ_ಠ) "this time"

gushing_granny: "yeah, yeah, snarky pants." the future dude begins to produce a liquid from his palm, surrounding it in a film of white energy

gushing_granny: he lets the bubble float to the center of the bubble, making sure to make it float past the energy being produced by dan from buffalo

gushing_granny: (forgot to make that joke)

gushing_granny: (also, dumping to pastebin)
gushing_granny: ok

gushing_granny: "one disposable atmosphere comin up!"

gushing_granny: the future dude creates a shining, crystalline shard of energy in his hand, then fires it at the bulb of liquid

gushing_granny: it explodes, a massive amount of smoke and gas pours out of it

gushing_granny: "ugh, i think i put in too much methane"

gushing_granny: the future dude then looks at dan

gushing_granny: "alright, step 2!"

gushing_granny: the future dude flies at dan at a blazing speed, circling behind him to dodge another bolt of energy

gushing_granny: he punches dan in the back of the head, knocking him out

gushing_granny: "hey, dont kill him! we need him for science and stuff."

gushing_granny: "shaddup, will ya?"

gushing_granny: so yeah, that whole deal happens

gushing_granny: nini detects a nearby planet with high energy content, her, the future dude, and the knocked out dan fly there ovder the course of a few minutes

gushing_granny: "ok, so are you going to heal him, or am i going to have to do it?"

gushing_granny: "i dont see why i have to do it. i only know one healing technique, and it isnt even that good."

gushing_granny: "you have that digital reconstruction crap, right? use that."

gushing_granny: "dont call it crap."

gushing_granny: "yeaahhhhhhhh, whatever."

gushing_granny: the future dude and nini are standing over a knocked out dan

gushing_granny: "ugh, i feel weird when im around him, he gives me the shivers"

gushing_granny: "its the void stone, it fucks with the composition of energy or something. how the hell did you forget that nini"

gushing_granny: "i dont know, maybe its because im distracted by the fact that we're stuck out here on this wierd ass planet with not enough energy to run the warp gear"

gushing_granny: "oh yeah. that."

gushing_granny: "well, i can use magic to get home, if its going to be that much of an emergency."

gushing_granny: "wait, you know magic? i didnt know that."

gushing_granny: "im a man of many secrets."

gushing_granny: nini rolls her eyes

gushing_granny: "so, what, you're gonna use magic to teleport back home, then send out someone to come get us? i dont feel like waiting."

gushing_granny: "pretty much."

gushing_granny: "so what the hell, what are we supposed to do about this kid? he absorbed energy from the void stone, we have to get him back to planet atam for testing immediately!"

gushing_granny: "i sure he wont respond well to 'hey whats up, you wanna abandon your home and come with these strangers so they can run tests on ya?' when he wakes up"

gushing_granny: "look, humans dont know too much about energy, but they are smart. hes gonna know something is up."

gushing_granny: "i dont know....he looks pretty dumb to me."

gushing_granny: ">​.>​"

gushing_granny: "anyway, im healing this guy and getting out of here"

gushing_granny: "if you encounter any monsters or anything on this planet, hes absorbed energy from the void stone, so he should be strong enough to take em out."

gushing_granny: "plus, the cunning little bastard absorbed some of my dna. i guess you could say hes part bellatorian now."

gushing_granny: "hmph."

gushing_granny: "oh yeah, make sure never to use your photon body around him, always stay in your condensed state."

gushing_granny: "why is that?"

gushing_granny: "what is with you today? whenever the void stones energies are activated, it starts absorbing energy from its surroundings to benifit the user"

gushing_granny: "huh, i havent learned too much about void stones, we only do missions to go retrieve the stuff. how do you know so much about them?"

gushing_granny: "i had a distant relative. he used to conduct research on all sorts of scientific stuff, including void stones. My family inherited his possessions and research data a long time ago."

gushing_granny: "huh, thats neat."

gushing_granny: (holy shit this is so different from what i originally wrote)

gushing_granny: the future dude heals dan

ayy: but it's dope as hell

gushing_granny: (haha, thanks)

gushing_granny: "alright, thats that"

gushing_granny: "but wait, jack, what am i supposed to tell him when he wakes up?"

gushing_granny: "well, it would be best to not lie to him, but at the same time dont reveal the truth to him"

gushing_granny: "so....lie to him?"

gushing_granny: "no, no"

gushing_granny: "if you can, find some energy so you can recharge the warp gear"

gushing_granny: "tell him it is of....utmost importance so he can get back home"

gushing_granny: "well, its still lying to him. we need to conduct tests on species who have been altered by the void stone"

gushing_granny: "....."

gushing_granny: "nini, why do you think im teleporting back home, alone."

gushing_granny: "wait, what?"

gushing_granny: "you heard me."

gushing_granny: "before we were just hunting monsters who had been affected by the void stones powers. but humans are sentient creatures, just like everyone else."

gushing_granny: "we cant just take someone away from their home and use them as a lab rat, its not fair"

gushing_granny: "........"

gushing_granny: "you still have the coordinates set for the location of earth, right?"

gushing_granny: "......right"

gushing_granny: "whenever you guys figure out how to recharge the void gear, take him back home, where he belongs"

gushing_granny: "but what are you gonna do?"

gushing_granny: "im going to go home and tell the ataman government that the mission was a failure."

gushing_granny: "and that i dont know where you or this kid are"

gushing_granny: "you know we could be punished for this right?"

gushing_granny: "really now. really......look, ive already thought it over, im going"

gushing_granny: "wait, dont leave yet!"

gushing_granny: jack looks at nini "what is it?"

gushing_granny: nini breaks eye contact with him, looking down at the ground awkwardly "....hope to see you soon."

gushing_granny: "......right, you too."

gushing_granny: "wait, actually, one more thing."

gushing_granny: (now kith)

gushing_granny: "do not, under any circumstances, teach that kid how to use energy"

gushing_granny: "he can do do dangerous things already, if you train him and he increases his power he could easily destroy himself and you, hell maybe this entire planet"

gushing_granny: ".....ok"

gushing_granny: jack pulls out a small, slender, cylindrical device from his cloak, it resembles a wand

gushing_granny: he extends his hand, clutching the cylinder gingerly "great celestial bodies, great cosmos, guide me to the place i call home."

gushing_granny: jack disappears in a bright flash of light

gushing_granny: nini sighs and turns toward dan "......i cant believe i just agreed to do that."

gushing_granny: fast forward a while

gushing_granny: dan awakens to a small robot with a translucent blue glow around it circling over his head

gushing_granny: dan groggily slurs "the fuck happened to me yesterday....."

gushing_granny: the robot turns toward dan excitedly "oh! you're awake!"

gushing_granny: "w-where am i......."

gushing_granny: "um...well...i dont know!" nini giggles

gushing_granny: "hey wait a second, who the hell are you?"

gushing_granny: "me? oh, im that big guy you met earlier's friend."

gushing_granny: "friend?"

gushing_granny: "friend."

gushing_granny: "......."

gushing_granny: "what is going on"

gushing_granny: the chipper robots voice suddenly takes on a super serious tone

gushing_granny: "look, something dire has happened"

gushing_granny: "what"

gushing_granny: "that guy you met earlier, he was gravely injured and had to return to his planet"

gushing_granny: "uh huh."

gushing_granny: "but, he didnt have enough energy to teleport us all back"

gushing_granny: "oooooooooooookkkkk"

gushing_granny: "we need to find energy so we can get you back to your world"

gushing_granny: the word world seemed to profoundly affect dan, because he started to get really scared and confused

gushing_granny: coupled with him slowly remembering the events that led him to be where he is now, caused him to start screaming

gushing_granny: "WHAT WHAT WHAT ARE YOU KIDDING ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IS THIS SOME KIND OF STUPID DREAM I NEED TO WAKE UP NOW"

gushing_granny: "man, you're kind of annoying."

gushing_granny: as dan began to get more emotionally distressed, a dark blue aura suddenly appeared around him

gushing_granny: "......"

gushing_granny: "................"

gushing_granny: ".......................​......."

gushing_granny: "AHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT AM I ON FIRE WHAT IS GOING ON MOMMY I SWEAR I DONT SMOKE WEED"

gushing_granny: as he flails his arms around wildly, he catches a glimpse of them, and notices that he is athletic and well-defined

gushing_granny: "MUSCLES?!?!?!?I DONT HAVE THOSE!!!!"

gushing_granny: he begins flailing his arms around and running around in circles, releasing small bolts of energy from within his aura as he does so

gushing_granny: nini coughs

gushing_granny: "hey, can you calm down for a second, i need to talk to you about something"

gushing_granny: dan stops screaming for a moment and shakily sits down

gushing_granny: "look, we need to get us back to our respective worlds"

gushing_granny: "we cant do that with you running around acting stupid, so listen up."

gushing_granny: nini projects a hologram onto the ground of a planet'

gushing_granny: "do you know what a heat map is?"

gushing_granny: "umm....i dont know what anything is anymore"

gushing_granny: "taking that as a yes."

gushing_granny: "do you see the green zones on the map?"

gushing_granny: "y-yeah?"

gushing_granny: "those green zones have the highest amount of energy concentration, which increases our chances of survival and getting back to our homes, do you understand me so far"

gushing_granny: dan gives nini a blank face

gushing_granny: "ugh. look, i know this is tough for you to comprehend due to your distress, but you're going to have to listen to me"

gushing_granny: "two powerful space warriors, and...um...me, went on a mission to find an ancient artifact of immense power came to your planet to search for its location"

gushing_granny: "i guess you found it somehow, and since you did, now you've been dragged into this"

gushing_granny: memories began to resurface of the scientist telling him to get rid of the stone and put it back where he found it, causing dan to frown

gushing_granny: "you have got to be fucking kidding me right now"

gushing_granny: "no, i am not 'fucking' kidding you."

gushing_granny: "you are in this problem with me, and we're going to overcome it, understand?"

gushing_granny: dan is still frowning, extremely pissed off at the sheer irony of all this, but he nods

gushing_granny: "well, now since it seems like you're finally on board, shall we?"

gushing_granny: the little robot whizzes around, simulating a gesture, as dan directs his attention towards where she was gesturing, he sees a vast, beautiful horizon, dotted by an alien landscape

gushing_granny: ".......you've seriously got to be fucking kidding me"

gushing_granny: there a bit more in this part, but i wrote it so shitty that im just going to end it here

gushing_granny: end of part 2, woo

ayy: it's cool so far.

gushing_granny: yaay