PINARY 026

[08:43] CPP RIGHT NOW opened memo on board DTG.
[08:43] CURRENT ChanServ [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[08:43] [#DTG] Rules & FAQ: http://pastebin.com/CakbwSZR
[08:43] CTG made PP an OP.
[08:43] CTG ceased responding to memo.
[08:43] CPP: [...]
[08:43] CPP: ((is no one going to do this))
[08:43] CURRENT abyssalUnderlord [CAU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[08:43] CAU: It begins.
[08:44] CPP: (( ye, it begins ))
[08:44] CURRENT chemicalAssailant [CCA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[08:44] CCA: /help
[08:44] CAC ceased responding to memo.
[08:44] CPP: ((you can find a list of al commands on the piratepad, but if you insist))
[08:44] CCA: ((it's testing))
[08:44] CPP: [You have called up the Help menu for the Project Binary A.I. 0.1.0 software. To access a basic list of commands, input /help basic. To access an advanced list of commands, please input the required login credentials in the form of /username FIELD REQUIRED and /password FIELD REQUIRED.]
[08:47] CPP: (( is everyone just reading))
[08:47] CCA: ((probably)
[08:47] CURRENT ambiguousTheoretician [CAT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[08:47] CAT: ((I am.))
[08:47] CAU: ((so far, just looking over all of the everything)
[08:47] CPP: ((I don't have comprehensive things for the games yet
[08:48] CAT: ((Can we just input whatever the fuck we want, or.))
[08:49] CPP: ((yes, and you can see if it works))
[08:49] CPP: ((those aren't the ONLY accepted commands))
[08:49] CPP: ((all of those were found through exploring/trial and error))
[08:50] CCA: /dankmemes
[08:50] CCA: /
[08:50] CPP: [/dankmemes]
[08:51] CPP: [Jet fuel can't melt steel beams can't melt dank memes. Artistic dreams turn into autistic memes.]
[08:51] CPP: [420blaze it, you only live obelus, smoke weed until you drop dead, etc.]
[08:51] CPP: [To continue a steady barrage of memeisms, input the command again.]
[08:52] CAT: /dankmemes
[08:52] CAU: CHRS TMAS
[08:52] CPP: [What hath science wrought, wow, such binary, very probect, wow, spooky scary spoopy spary spelesans.]
[08:53] CPP: [Inertia is a property of matter, bill bill bill bill bill bill, Bill Cye the Triangle Guy, always watching, ALWAYS WATCH1NG, no eyes.]
[08:53] CPP: [CHRS TMAS]
[08:53] CPP: [Cheat code recognized.]
[08:53] CPP: [New command unlocked!]
[08:54] CPP: ((you'll have to see what it is in the help menu))
[08:54] CCA: /help basic 4
[08:54] CPP: [/help basic 4]
[08:55] CPP: [/cheat - calls up the Cheat menu. /llib - calls up the Blindeye to cast judgement onto the wayward souls of the terminal. /zero - it's all just a joke. /festive - turns the terminal's text into alternating lines of red and green colors.]
[08:55] ??? godmoddedGolem [?GG] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
[08:55] ?GG: /festive
[08:56] CPP: [/festive]
[08:57] CPP: [Hohoho! And a Happy Descendant's Day to you! Merry Purge to all, and to all a good Night Light!™ You've activated my trap card! :D :D :D The terminal will now type in SPLIT and BUILD to accomodate the festive cheer you might be feeling spreading through your bones! Or that's blood. The blood that pours from you as you are cut in half by the chainsaw of a mad doctor. Who knows? I do.]
[08:57] CPP: [Wow! It really works!]
[08:57] CPP: [Yep. Definitely.]
[08:58] CPP: ((sigh))
[08:58] CPP: [It should look a lot like this.]
[08:58] ?GG: kekekekekekekkekek
[08:58] CPP: [See? Festive!]
[08:58] CAU: I was about to ask who Mr. Black Text was 
[08:58] CAU: NOW, IF ONLY THE CHEAT CODES FROM MY CHILDHOOD APPLIED
[08:58] CPP: [...]
[08:59] CAT: WALL NUTS
[08:59] CAU: But I jest, really.
[08:59] CCA: KWAN ZZAA
[08:59] CAT: Incorrect spellings always work.
[08:59] CAU: Lets do it anyway.
[08:59] CPP: [WALL NUTS]
[08:59] CCA: HANU KKAH
[08:59] CPP: ERROR
[08:59] CAU: TenthLevelTaurenChieftain
[08:59] CAT: Dammit.
[08:59] CPP: INVALID CHEAT CODE
[08:59] ?GG: CHAN UKAH
[08:59] CCA: ((GG: that too))
[08:59] CPP: [KWAN ZZAA]
[08:59] CPP: ERROR
[08:59] CCA: ((it's also spelled kwanzaa but that doesn't fit in 8 letters))
[08:59] CPP: INSUFFICIENT TIME PERIOD
[09:00] ?GG: hah
[09:00] CPP: [HANU KKAH]
[09:00] CCA: ((well shit it's seasonal))
[09:00] CPP: ERROR
[09:00] CPP: INSUFFICIENT TIME PERIOD
[09:00] CPP: [CHAN UKAH]
[09:00] CPP: ERROR
[09:00] CCA: NEWY EARS
[09:00] CPP: INSUFFICIENT TIME PERIOD
[09:00] CCA: GHOS TLER
[09:00] CPP: NEWY EARS
[09:00] CPP: ERROR
[09:00] CCA: ((true capitalist mode activate))
[09:00] CPP: INSUFFICIENT TIME PERIOD
[09:00] CPP: GHOS TLER
[09:00] ?GG: LEA KING
[09:00] ?GG: kek
[09:01] CAU: LIFE DAY
[09:01] CPP: [Cheat code recognized.]
[09:01] CPP: [New command activated!]
[09:01] CAU: That is uh, if Star Wars ever made a special for the holidays 
[09:01] CPP: [LEA KING]
[09:01] CPP: ERROR
[09:01] CAT: MONO LITH
[09:01] CPP: IMPROPER PARAMETERS
[09:01] CPP: LIFE DAY]
[09:01] CCA: LODS MONE
[09:01] CPP: ERROR
[09:01] CPP: IMPROPER PARAMETERS
[09:01] CPP: [MONO LITH]
[09:02] CPP: [Cheat code recognized, improper syntax detected.]
[09:02] ?GG: LODE STON
[09:02] CPP: [Did you mean: M0N0 L1TH?]
[09:02] CAT: Y
[09:02] ?GG: MZERONZERO LONETH
[09:02] CPP: [Cheat code recognized.]
[09:02] CPP: [New command//new command//new command////////////////////////
[09:02] CPP: ///////$&@()$*^!)(%T@
[09:03] CAT: Here we go.
[09:03] CPP: [NEW COMMAND ACTIVATED]
[09:03] CAU: Buckle your pants, guys.
[09:04] CAT: I don't have any.
[09:04] CPP: ((what are you waiting for))
[09:04] CCA: ((hah))
[09:04] CPP: ((commands won't input themselves))
[09:04] CAU: /help 4
[09:04] CCA: /help basic 4
[09:04] CAU: Yes, that is the proper syntax. :V
[09:04] CPP: [/help basic 4]
[09:04] CPP: ((give me a sec))
[09:05] CPP: [/cheat - calls up the Cheat menu. /llib - calls up the Blindeye to cast judgement onto the wayward souls of the terminal. /zero - it's all just a joke. /festive - turns the terminal's text into alternating lines of red and green colors. /trell - be the epic master trellelelel. /black - Ascend.]
[09:05] CAT: /black
[09:05] CAU: Oh god here we go.
[09:05] CCA: ((that's racist))
[09:05] CPP: [/black]
[09:05] CAU: Hold on uh, lemme turn on something more serious than CONGA.
[09:05] CCA: (())
[09:06] CPP: [///////////////////////////////////////////////$*()@$&^!)(*^$%)!(@*%^)@(%^&)@(%&^_!)$^_!($*^%!)($%^!)($%&!o($%(!)_$%!_$(%!_$(%&!)$%!$)(!&%$)!(&$%!)*($&%!$(&%!)$(&%!$(%&$!$(&%!)$]
[09:06] CPP: ^)(&%)(*%^$@_()*$^@_($^*@_)$&@$_)(@*&$_+)@($*@_)$(*&@_)$(&@_$)&@$_)&@$_)@&$_)@$&(*@_)$(*@$_&@$*_)@($*&_@)($*@_)$(*@_)$(*&@%^_)(*@$_)%^(*@$_%)^&(@*$%_)^&@($*&%_@)%(^*&_@)$%(*&^_@)$(*&%@_)^&$(*_@)(%^@$_)*@&%_^)%$(&*_+^!@)$^&@_%)^&@]
[09:06] CAT: I call first Monolith question, if any.
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[09:06] CAU: All on you, AT.
[09:06] CPP: [] I AM THE BLACK MONOLITH.
[09:07] CAT: Do we get a wish.
[09:07] CPP: [] I KNOW ALL OF YOU. ANCHORED PERPENDICULAR FROM TIME AND SPACE, I SEE YOU ALL. HOVERING IN THE FUTURE AND INTERACTING WITH THE PAST.
[09:07] CPP: [] NO. THAT REQUIRED, LIKE, ZERO EFFORT.
[09:07] CPP: [] YOU NEED TO EARN YOUR WISHES.
[09:07] CPP: [] WHAT I CAN DO IS TALK.
[09:07] CPP: [] LIKE I DID TO THAT DEMIGOD.
[09:08] CURRENT absoluteCoolness [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[09:08] CAC: What Demigod
[09:08] CAT: What, M. Persson?
[09:08] CPP: [] YOU KNOW HIM BY THE NICKNAME OF NOTCH.
[09:08] CPP: [] I KNOW HIM BY MANY NAMES. SO DO THE PEOPLE WHOSE LIVES HE TOUCHED.
[09:09] CAT: Do you have a list of them?
[09:09] CPP: [] THE EVERLASTING, THE CREATOR, THE SPEAKER, THE UPDATER...
[09:09] CPP: [] THE FATHER, THE SUN, THE MOON, THE SHINING STAR...
[09:09] CPP: [] ...AND OL' BALDY.
[09:09] CPP: [] OH. AND TRENCHCOAT.
[09:09] CPP: [] THE PEOPLE OF THE UNIVERSE HE DUG UP LOOKED UP TO HIM AS A CREATOR.
[09:10] CPP: [] ONCE YOU SEE THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT COMPUTER SCREEN... THEN YOU START TO HAVE DOUBTS.
[09:10] CPP: [] NONE OF THEM DID, OF COURSE. BUT I?
[09:10] CPP: [] I KNOW NOTCH. PERHAPS BETTER THAN ANYONE.
[09:10] CPP: [] ...THAT'S YOUR CUE TO ASK ME SOMETHING, I SUPPOSE.
[09:11] CAT: How can I swindle a triangle demon into giving me a refund?
[09:11] CAU: You said he dug up the universe, which I assume is Minecraft. I had always thought he created it?
[09:11] CPP: [] BOMBER'S QUESTION IS MORE INTERESTING.
[09:11] CAT: He didn't create it.
[09:11] CPP: [] YOU THINK NOTCH HAD THE POWER TO MAKE AN ENTIRE UNIVERSE? I SAID HE WAS A DEMIGOD, NOT A GOD.
[09:12] CPP: [] HE FOUND MINECRAFT. HE FOUND IT BECAUSE SOMEONE SHOWED IT TO HIM. SOMEONE WHO SPOKE TO HIM IN HIS DREAMS.
[09:12] CAC: Demigod and god are very vague terms.
[09:12] CAT: Shadow, or you?
[09:12] CPP: [] FROM WHAT HE FOUND, HE CREATED AN ENTIRE WORLD FROM ITS BLOCKS, CODING, AND SACRED GEOMETRY.
[09:12] CAU: So he brought order to what was once chaos?
[09:13] CPP: [] THE SHADOW? YOU THINK A BEING OF UTMOST CONFLICT DISTILLED INTO ITS PUREST FORM WOULD TELL NOTCH OF THE BEAUTIFUL YET CURSED UNIVERSE HE WOULD COME TO INHABIT?
[09:13] CPP: [] NO, NO. IT WAS I WHO SHOWED HIM.
[09:13] CAT: Fair enough.
[09:13] CPP: [] HE BROUGHT ORDER INTO CHAOS. LIGHT, LITERALLY, INTO DARK.
[09:13] CPP: [] AND WHEN I SPEAK OF A DEMIGOD AND A GOD, PICTURE THIS.
[09:13] CAC: I thought you didn't interfere.
[09:14] CPP: [] INTERFERE?
[09:15] CPP: ((???))
[09:16] CAU: ((Oh, I was waiting for it to continue, haha. Hold on.))
[09:16] CAT: He presumably means exert your influence on anything for events to fall into place.
[09:17] CAC ceased responding to memo.
[09:17] CPP: [] HM. ISN'T ALL I DO INTERFERE? WHENEVER I TALK TO PEOPLE, I TEND TO TELL THEM THINGS. SECRETS OF REALITY. I AM THE FORCE THAT PUSHES PUZZLE PIECES INTO PLACE.
[09:17] CAT: Indeed.
[09:18] CPP: [] NORMALLY I AM NOT CONSTRAINED BY ARTIFICL CONCEPTS OF MORALITY, HOWEVER.
[09:18] CPP: [] IT IS TRUE THAT WHILE THE SHADOW TALKED TO THE CHOSEN ARBITOR OF MINECRAFT'S DESTRUCTION, RICHARD, IN THE BEST INTERESTS OF THE CONFLICT...
[09:18] CPP: [] ...I WAS THE ONE WHO TALKED TO NOTCH, IN THE INTERESTS OF THE NARRATIVE.
[09:19] CPP: [] BUT THAT WAS A SPECIAL CASE. PARTICULARLY REQUESTED BY THE DIVINE WHIMS OF FATE AND CIRCUMSTANCE.
[09:19] CPP: [] I SHOWED HIM THE DOOR. HE OPENED IT.
[09:20] CAT: What are you made of?
[09:21] CPP: [] YOU HAVE HEARD OF DIVINIUM, YES? A HOLY ORE MINED IN THE CAVERNS OF THE PALACE OF THE GODS. USED TO CREATE SUPPOSEDLY UNBREAKABLE CONSTRUCTS ENCHANTED BY THE CHANTS OF THE CHURCH HYMS OF YORE.
[09:21] CPP: [] I AM THE OPPOSITE OF DIVINIUM.
[09:21] CAT: Is there a 'mortal' name for such a substance, perchance?
[09:21] CPP: [] I AM A BLACK METAL FOUND IN THE UNDERBELLY OF REALITY, WHERE SHADOWS CONGREGATE IN THE FORM OF ROCKS, GEMS, SPLINTERS OF METALS AND ALLOYS.
[09:22] CPP: [] YOU WOULD CALL IT... HOW SHOULD I PUT THIS?
[09:22] CAT: What, ebumna'bthnk?
[09:22] CAT: That sounds accurate enough to me.
[09:22] CPP: [] NULLSTONE.
[09:23] CAT: I see.
[09:23] CPP: [] OR, IF YOU WANT TO GET PARTICULARLY PRECISE...
[09:23] CPP: [] PURIFIED AND CONDENSED ANTE MATTER.
[09:23] CAT: Hah.
[09:23] CPP: [] SOUND RESEMBLING A LAUGH.
[09:23] CAT: That's appropriation, dear rock pillar.
[09:24] CAT: But, enough of that, I'd say. Unless you have something else to say on the matter, that is.
[09:24] CAT: Do you technically have a consciousness?
[09:24] CAT: Or are you just artificial?
[09:24] CPP: [] WHAT I'M MADE OF, THE MYSTERIES SURROUNDING MY ORIGIN, AND MY ULTIMATE PURPOSE ARE ALL VERY DELICATE SUBJECTS. I'D HAVE PLENTY TO SAY ON THE MATTER IF I WAS THE KIND OF BEING THAT SPREAD SECRETS AND GOSSIP AROUND WILLY-NILLY.
[09:25] CPP: [] MY CONSCIOUSNESS IS ARTIFICIAL. I WILL SAY THAT.
[09:25] CAT: Your creation myth was rather literal, then. Forged by the Secret.
[09:25] CPP: [] AT THE VERY LEAST, IT WAS DEVELOPED TO BE ARTIFICAL. I HAVE GAINED MY OWN FORM OF BIOLOGICAL SENTIENCE YOU ONLY GET AFTER STANDING AROUND FOR EONS AND DEVELOPING IN TANDEM TO THE EVOLUTION OF THE SPECIES OF THE UNIVERSE.
[09:26] CPP: [] BUT THE ROOTS AND CONCEPTS THAT DEFINE ME STILL STAND.
[09:26] CPP: [] AH, YES. THE SECRET OF THE VOID.
[09:26] CPP: [] WHAT A KIND FELLOW. HE CREATED ME, BUT THAT'S ABOUT ALL I'LL TELL YOU.
[09:26] CAT: What a shame that he's half the dragon he used to be.
[09:27] CPP: [] TOO SOON.
[09:27] CAT: Pardon the surprise coloration.
[09:27] ?GG: too late
[09:27] CAU: Ouch.
[09:27] CPP: [] ANY OTHER QUESTIONS AND/OR CONVERSATION TOPICS?
[09:28] CAT: Is there some sort of antithesis for your being somewhere in reality?
[09:28] CPP: [] THERE'S PLENTY OF THINGS I COULD POTENTIALLY TALK ABOUT. IT'S A MATTER OF IF I'M FEELING UP TO IT.
[09:28] CPP: ((what))
[09:28] CAU: Considering many things tend to have opposites, or other angles, I feel what Erelye asks is a legitimate question.
[09:29] CAT: As in, is there some sort of opposite being that seems to mirror you out there in reality.
[09:29] CPP: ((are you asking if there's an antimonolith))
[09:29] CAT: ((I suppose?))
[09:29] CPP: [] EXCELLENT QUESTION.
[09:29] CPP: [] SOMEONE WHO EXISTS AT THE VERY HEART OF REALITY, NOT OUTSIDE OF IT.
[09:29] CPP: [] A GRAND INSIDER, ONE WHO PERPETUATES THE VERY MEANING OF EXISTENCE.
[09:29] CPP: [] ONE WHO KNOWS ALL THE QUESTIONS AND MADE THEM BY INTENT.
[09:29] CPP: [] HIS NAME IS ONE THAT IS WIDELY FEARED AND ALMOST NEVER SPOKEN.
[09:30] CPP: [] BUT IT'S GUARDED UNDER A SECURITY QUESTION.
[09:30] CPP: ((/afk))
[09:30] CAT: ((/AFK.))
[09:30] CAU: ((/followingthecrowdbutnotreally))
[09:33] CAT: ((/UNAFK.))
[09:37] CAT: ((Why do I always end up having these one-on-one chats with various omniscience beings, when everyone else is just observing them creepily.))
[09:37] CAT: *omniscient.
[09:37] CAU: ((Because I need time to think up legitimate questions since I have less experience))
[09:38] ?GG: because i'm busy looking at other stuff
[09:39] CAT: ((Actually thinking things over doesn't necessarily mean you have less experience. It just means you're smarter than I am, and not stupid enough to trap yourself in the same holes I do every time, really.))
[09:39] CAT: ((Which I daresay is a good thing.))
[09:39] CAU: ((What sort of holes do you mean, though?))
[09:40] CAT: ((Every chat I've had with Bill like this has had at least one instance of him freaking out entirely about something I said, like the A13 last time.))
[09:41] CAU: ((Ah, your classification system.))
[09:41] CAT: ((We should work on that. Add some Great Ones in.))
[09:44] CAU: ((So anyway I am still not giving up on Gregtech. I did a bit of hunting in Creative and have proven to the masses that Cassiserite does, in fact, exist.))
[09:45] ?GG: ha
[09:45] CAT: >:O
[09:45] CAT: Okay, fuck it. We don't need the (())s.
[09:45] CAU: http://imgur.com/p4zmWSK
[09:45] CAT: You sure this isn't a hoax?
[09:45] CAU: That is only a fraction of the EXPOSED part of the vein, mind you.
[09:46] CAU: Yes. Some of that is actually Tin 
[09:46] CAT: Hah.
[09:46] CAU: Though they look exactly the same so whatever.
[09:46] CAU: I guess Cassiserite wouldn't be pure tin though.
[09:47] CAU: Anyway, the second part of my journey is to find that custom vein I wrote in.
[09:47] CAU: Since that is a thing you can do.
[09:47] CAU: I want to see if it is working.
[09:47] CAU: The vein is based on the mineral Stannite, a sulfide of copper, iron, and tin
[09:47] CAU: The vein contains primarily copper and tin, with a little bit of iron and sulfur, and appears in the upper levels of the world (70-120)
[09:48] CAU: Though I haven't seen it yet, so the hunt continues.
[09:48] CAT made AU an OP.
[09:50] CAU: Ugh, why is Magnetite so stupidly common.
[09:50] CAU: Only upside is that Magnetite veins have iron or gold mixed in with them.
[09:50] CAU: Downside is that it isn't copper or tin :V
[09:50] CPP: [] I THOUGHT FOR SURE YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN WHO I WAS TALKING ABOUT.
[09:51] CPP: [] I'VE LEARNED TO NEVER OVERESTIMATE YOU AGAIN.
[09:51] ?GG: hah
[09:51] CAT: I think the problem here is that there was a massive tangent, and we've found the dynamics of Stannite more interesting.
[09:51] CAU: Alright back on track, I shall ask of their name indirectly. Are they the one who plagued the dreams of Richard?
[09:52] CPP: [] NO.
[09:52] CAT: Scratch?
[09:52] CPP: [] NO.
[09:52] CAT: Is it red?
[09:52] CPP: [] YOU MEAN ONE WHO SPEAKS IN RED?
[09:52] CAT: Many things speak in red.
[09:52] CPP: [] I AM AWARE.
[09:53] CAT: Does the being in question speak in red.
[09:53] CPP: [] THE BEING IN QUESTION HAS NO NEED FOR YOUR CONVENTIONAL METHODS OF SPEECH.
[09:53] CPP: [] REALITY IS ITS CONVERSATION. ITS FOUNDATIONS ARE THE MESSAGE IT IS TRYING TO TELL.
[09:54] CPP: [] NEXT QUESTION.
[09:54] ?GG: What is the thing that /probect alludes to
[09:55] CPP: [] WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW.
[09:55] ?GG: also the help is redefaced
[09:56] CAT: This is indeed the truth.
[09:56] ?GG: the real secret was the memes we made alonng the way
[09:57] CPP: [] I THOUGHT I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE SPEAKING IN RIDDLES.
[09:58] CAT: No, you're just a useless pillar of metal some green guy likes to play games with us through.
[09:58] ?GG: well frankly you're not talking at all
[09:58] CCA: ((shots fired))
[09:59] CPP: [] OUCH. THAT REALLY HURTS. THANKS FOR MAKING ME SO PITIFULLY AWARE OF MY OWN META CLUSTERFUCK OF AN EXISTENCE.
[09:59] CAT: You're welcome.
[09:59] CAU: Ouch, the burns are flying tonight.
[10:00] CAT: I carry a lighter with me at all times.
[10:00] ?GG: you'd better have burn heal
[10:01] CAU: So, what made Minecraft so important to... everything? Surely the concept of Godmodding existed before its founding.
[10:01] CPP: [] WELL... NOT REALLY.
[10:01] CAT: Likely the sheer creative potential within it?
[10:01] CPP: [] MINECRAFT IS ONE OF THE OLDEST PAGES IN THE BOOK.
[10:01] CPP: [] NOT MUCH EXISTED AT ALL BEFORE IT.
[10:02] CPP: [] IN FACT, THERE'S ONLY ONE UNIVERSE THAT PREDATES THE LIMITLESS CREATIVE POTENTIAL OF MINECRAFT, DISCOUNTING THE VOID AND ITS POCKET DIMENSIONS, OR AT LEAST, WHICHEVER ONES EXISTED DURING THE DAWN OF TIME.
[10:02] CAT: I'm guessing you're not going to tell us what that universe is.
[10:02] CURRENT caledfwlchUnleashed [CCU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[10:02] CCU: AMBUSH!!!
[10:02] CCU: Hellowz...
[10:02] CCU: Oh, hellowz Pinary.
[10:02] CAT: Shush.
[10:02] CAU: That one Smash Bros. fan fiction with 3.5 million words? 
[10:02] CPP: [] WHAT MADE MINECRAFT SO IMPORTANT WAS, AS ERELYE SAID QUITE WELL, ITS CREATIVE POWER. IT IS A UNIVERSE WHERE, IN THE MISTRANSLATED WORDS OF A HOMICIDAL A.I., ANTHYDING CAN HADPLEN.
[10:03] CPP: [] THAT IS BOTH A BLESSING AND A CURSE.
[10:03] CPP: [] AS YOU KNOW, MINECRAFT'S CREATIVITY AND UNLIMITED POWER IS WHAT ULTIMATELY LED TO ITS DEMISE. WHEN THE WRONG PEOPLE GOT A HOLD OF IT, THE WHOLE THING FELL APART LIKE A HOUSE OF CARDS.
[10:03] CPP: [] WELL... IF YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW... I CAN TELL YOU WHAT THE FIRST UNIVERSE EVER CREATED IS.
[10:03] CAT: Name it, if you will.
[10:04] CPP: [] IT HAS TWO. DO YOU WANT THE CODENAME OR THE TRUE NAME?
[10:04] CAT: Both.
[10:04] CAU: Will the true name cause us to- oh okay.
[10:04] CPP: [] I'M NOT GOING TO JUST GIVE IT TO YOU.
[10:05] CPP: [] THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
[10:05] CAT: Of course.
[10:05] ?GG: true name
[10:05] CAT: True.
[10:05] CAU: The Truth.
[10:05] CPP: [] ZU.
[10:05] CAT: Fez, then.
[10:05] CPP: [] OTHERWISE KNOWN AS UNIVERSE Z.
[10:06] CCU: |nteresting how the F|RST universe is called Z, the last letter of the alphabet.
[10:06] CAT: The world within which FEZ occurs.
[10:06] CCU: any relation to channel Z?
[10:06] CAT: Twin didn't exactly come up with it.
[10:06] CCU: ...five bucks says no-one gets the reference without google.
[10:06] CAT: I've literally got no idea what that is.
[10:06] CAU: Channel DDD?
[10:07] CCU: nope.
[10:07] CAU: Dammit, better've come with a money back guarantee.
[10:07] ?GG: kek
[10:07] CAT: Hmm. Any artifacts left over from Zu of any use these days, Monolith?
[10:07] CPP: [] YOU'RE TALKING TO ONE.
[10:07] CAT: I know.
[10:08] CAT: Any others?
[10:08] CAU: The Hexahedron, I'm guessing.
[10:08] CAT: Excluding that Hexahedron.
[10:08] CPP: [] THE GOLDEN GIFT, THE GATE TO THE STARS, THE PENDANTS OF THE OWLS...
[10:08] CPP: [] THE ULTIMATE REWARD, THE EFFIGIES, THE SKULLS, THE ARTIFACTS...
[10:08] CAU: Those Anti-Cube things that are a bitch and a half to get?
[10:08] CAT: Ooh, the Artifacts.
[10:08] CPP: [] YES. THOSE ANTI-CUBE THINGS THAT ARE A BITCH AND A HALF TO GET, AS WELL.
[10:09] CPP: [] IF YOU WANT, YOU CAN JUST CALL THEM ANTICUBES.
[10:09] CAU: Nice.
[10:09] CPP: [] WELL.
[10:09] CAT: Why am I even excited by the Artifacts. I literally only have two of them so far.
[10:09] CPP: [] THE GOLDEN GIFT IS MADE OF SIXTY-FOUR SACRED CUBES, ENGINEERED PRECISELY BY THE SECRET OF THE VOID, THE CHOSEN FEW, AND THE BEING I SPOKE OF EARLIER WHOSE NAME YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
[10:09] CPP: [] THIRTY-TWO OF THEM WERE ALIGNED WITH THE POSITIVE PLANE OF EXISTENCE. THIRTY-TWO OF THEM WERE ALIGNED WITH THE NEGATIVE PLANE OF EXISTENCE.
[10:10] CCU: Let me guess; in a stunning reversal of implications, it's the anticubes who are positive and the 'regular' cubes who are negetive?
[10:10] CPP: [] WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SEPARATED BETWIXT CURSED MIRRORS THROUGH BROKEN GLASS WAS ALLOWED TO MEET. TO REPRESENT ULTIMATE BALANCE.
[10:10] CPP: [] NO. THAT'S STUPID. YOU'RE STUPID.
[10:10] CCU: welp.
[10:11] CCU: we call things with MORΞ electrons as having NΞGAT|VΞ charge.
[10:11] CCU: WORTH THΞ GUΞSS.
[10:11] CAT: What about those Artifacts? Where are they, and, quite frankly, what do they do.
[10:11] CAT: As I haven't the slightest regarding that topic.
[10:12] CPP: [] THE SOURCE CODE OF REALITY IS NOT DICTATED BY POSITIVE AND NEGATIVE PARTICLES. THE ONES AND ZEROES OF CODE, THE ON AND OFF SWITCHES OF QUANTUM MECHANICS, CONTROL ALL SOURCES OF LIFE.
[10:12] CPP: [] THEY ARE PERFECT ANALOGUES TO NONFICTION'S ATOMS, YES. BUT THEY ARE NOT WHOLE COPIES.
[10:12] CPP: [] ABOUT THE ARTIFACTS... THERE ARE FOUR.
[10:12] CPP: [] ALL OF THEM USED BY THE ZUISH PEOPLES OF UNIVERSE Z.
[10:13] CCU: Any comments on why 'Zuish' rhymes with 'Sueish'?
[10:13] CPP: [] TWO WERE USED FOR LANGUAGES. ONE WAS USED FOR KNOWLEDGE. THE LAST WAS USED FOR RELIGION.
[10:13] CPP: [] NONE.
[10:13] CCU: No relations?...Thank fuck.
[10:13] CAT: What happened to them?
[10:13] CPP: ((http://piratepad.net/Pinary , for you, Tazz))
[10:14] CPP: [] NOTHING "HAPPENED" TO THEM. THEY STILL EXIST, ALONG WITH THE REST OF UNIVERSE Z.
[10:14] CPP: [] IT WAS A PERFECT EXPERIMENT.
[10:14] CPP: [] A SIMULATION DESIGNED TO TEST HOW THE REST OF REALITY WOULD UNFOLD.
[10:14] CPP: [] ALL OF EXISTENCE WAS DEFINED FROM THAT COMPUTER SCREEN.
[10:15] CPP: [] THAT WORLD, RUINED AS IT MAY BE, STILL WORKS. ITS SUN AND MOON STILL TURN, THE TETROMINOES ECHOED IN THE GROUND AND SKY TWINKLING LIKE POINTS OF ORIGIN.
[10:15] CPP: [] ITS ARTIFACTS WERE GATHERED BY THE ONE. THE ONE WHO WAS NOT MEANT TO HOLD ENLIGHTENMENT.
[10:15] CAT: Gomez, wasn't it.
[10:15] CPP: [] STUCK IN AN ETERNAL TIME LOOP, HE REPLAYED HIS ADVENTURE. TIME AFTER TIME, BIT BY BIT.
[10:15] CURRENT alternateCreeper [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[10:15] CAC: Hello.
[10:16] CCU: ((Pinary shenanigans))
[10:16] CAC: ...oh it's Pinary.
[10:16] CPP: [] YES, GOMEZ WAS HIS NAME. EXPLICITLY CHOSEN TO RHYME WITH THE HAT HE WOULD WEAR.
[10:16] CCU: ((Also, hellowz))
[10:16] CPP: [] SUCH A CRUEL TWIST OF IRONY.
[10:16] CAC: ((Hello!))
[10:16] CAT: Indeed.
[10:16] CCU: ((Ire, you play borderlands, right?))
[10:16] CAC: ((I beat Borderlands 2 and Pre-Sequel)
[10:16] CAC: ((Haven't played 1.))
[10:16] CAC: ((...for some reason))
[10:16] CPP: [] HE WAS FORCED TO COLLECT THOSE SAME CUBES OVER AND OVER. UNTIL THE ZEROES TURNED TO ONES, AND BACK AGAIN. UNTIL EVERY ONE OF HIS ADVENTURES COULD BE REPRESENTED BY AN INDIVIDUAL PIXEL ON A DOT MATRIX DISPLAY.
[10:16] CCU: ((Borderlands 2, with DLCs?))
[10:16] CAC: ((Yeah, I have the DLC))
[10:16] CAC: ((most of them))
[10:17] CPP: [] UNTIL EACH OF HIS QUESTS, WITH UNVARYING ACCURACY, SUCCEEDED.
[10:17] CAC: ((the four important ones))
[10:17] CCU: ((Sweeeeeet. WE might be able to paly together sometime.))
[10:17] CAC: ((:D))
[10:17] CCU: *play
[10:17] CPP: [] GOMEZ CAN STILL BE FOUND, CIRCULATING THE TAPES OF HIS CIVILIZATION'S RISE AND FALL.
[10:17] ?GG: paly
[10:17] CAC: ((anyway updating DTG Chaos: redstone's gonna die. He's due for a death, anywayyyyy))
[10:17] ?GG: whee
[10:17] CAT: I see.
[10:17] ?GG: another discount tick
[10:17] CPP: [] AND WE WATCH HIM IN OUR THEATERS, WHEN WE HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO.
[10:17] ?GG: :D
[10:18] CPP: [] NOW ABOUT THOSE ARTIFACTS...
[10:18] CPP: [] I DON'T KNOW IF GOMEZ'S CURRENT PLAYTHROUGH HAS ACQUIRED THEM OR NOT.
[10:18] CPP: [] I COULD VERY EASILY CHECK, BUT I'M JUST... REALLY LAZY, YOU KNOW?
[10:18] CPP: [] I'D HAVE TO GET UP OUT OF MY SEAT AND GO ASK THE GUYS IN CHARGE OF THE MACHINE.
[10:18] ?GG: /game fez
[10:18] CAT: I don't really believe that. At all.
[10:18] ?GG: 
[10:19] CPP: [] BUT I'M IN THIS REALLY COMFORTABLE SPOT.
[10:19] CPP: [] WHY WOULDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME?
[10:19] CPP: [] HAVE I EVER LIED TO YOU?
[10:19] CAU: Seat? 
[10:19] CAT: Lies of omission exist.
[10:19] CPP: [] I'M NOT LIKE SCRATCH.
[10:19] CAT: Assuredly.
[10:19] CPP: [] HE PLAYS BY HIS OWN RULES, DETERMINED TO ENSURE HIS OWN CREATION.
[10:20] CPP: [] ALL FIRST GUARDIANS ARE THE SAME.
[10:20] CPP: [] THEY EXIST TO MAKE SURE THEY EXIST. WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT?
[10:20] CAT: And what exactly do you sit around for?
[10:20] CPP: [] I WAIT UNTIL SOMETHING INTERESTING HAPPENS.
[10:20] CPP: [] LIKE THIS CONVERSATION.
[10:20] CPP: [] OR THE EXECUTION.
[10:20] CPP: [] OR THE SUPER BOWL.
[10:20] CAT: Hah.
[10:20] ?GG: where's who's your daddy on steam...
[10:21] CAT: The Super Bowl is a waste of time and money. It's for the Illuminati agents there, isn't it.
[10:21] CPP: [] FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT.
[10:21] CAT: Hah.
[10:21] CPP: [] YOU KNOW THE ILLUMINATI MAKES MONEY EVERY TIME SOMEONE OFFICIALLY SAYS THE PHRASE "SUPER BOWL" ON TELEVISION, RIGHT?
[10:21] CPP: [] THAT'S WHY EVERYONE JUST CALLS IT "THE BIG GAME."
[10:21] CAT: Naturally.
[10:22] CCU: | know.
[10:22] CCU: |t's how | get my paychecks.
[10:22] CPP: [] I TELL YOU, NEVER TRUST A TRIANGLE.
[10:22] CPP: [] THEY'RE THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL.
[10:22] CAT: Never have, never will.
[10:22] CPP: [] GOOD.
[10:22] CCU: Barely trust my coworkers.
[10:22] CCU: |f at all.
[10:22] CCU: |n those cases, they generally don't survive.
[10:23] CAT: Honestly, Monolith, you should get a paint job. Treat yourself.
[10:23] CPP: [] ANY PAINT THAT TOUCHES ME WILL BE VAPORIZED IN A PICOSECOND. MY DARKNESS IS MY BURDEN. I MUST CARRY IT.
[10:24] CPP: [] BESIDES, BLACK'S A COOL COLOR.
[10:24] CAT: Never tried magetear coatings, I see.
[10:24] CAT: Worked well enough for the Eldritch Monoliths.
[10:24] CPP: [] FAIR ENOUGH.
[10:25] CPP: [] NOW, BEFORE I GET BORED OF THIS CONVERSATION ABOUT PAINT, ARE THERE ANY OTHER GRAND QUESTIONS ABOUT LIFE YOU WANT ME TO ANSWER?
[10:25] ?GG: we need to play baby murder sim
[10:25] CPP: [] YOU STILL HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT THE BEING'S NAME, FOR ONE. YOU STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE ARTIFACTS DO, FOR ANOTHER.
[10:25] CAT: Not particularly.
[10:25] ?GG: 
[10:25] CAT: Questions are best left for the shower.
[10:25] CPP: [] AND FOR A THIRD, YOU STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE CURSES REALLY MEAN.
[10:25] CAC: Baby Murder Simulation's a good game.
[10:25] CAT: Ooh.
[10:25] CAT: You've got me again.
[10:26] ?GG: anyways ire let us play who's your daddy
[10:26] CAT: Obelus. Lozenge. Their ilk. What do they mean? Even hints work.
[10:26] CAC: I've watched gameplay. It was gr8 outta gr8
[10:26] CPP: [] TO UNDERSTAND THOSE NINE SYMBOLS, YOU MUST KNOW WHAT A CURSE MEANS IN THE APPROPRIATE CONTEXT.
[10:26] CPP: [] DO YOU?
[10:26] CAC: Seems to favor the Dad honestly though
[10:26] ?GG: huh
[10:27] CPP: [] EVERYONE HERE SHOULD BE LISTENING. THIS IS PERTINENT INFORMATION. TAZZ, I'M LOOKING AT YOU.
[10:27] CAC: grab the pills
[10:27] CAC: force-stuff the baby full of them
[10:27] CAT: Elaborate on what you mean by 'appropriate context'.
[10:27] CAC: while ensuring he can't get forks and shove them into power outlets.
[10:27] ?GG: there's a deadly threashold tho isn't there
[10:27] CPP: [] AS IN, WHAT A CURSE IS WHEN YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT AN OCTOTHORPE. NOT AN EXPLETIVE OR A MAGICAL INCANTATION.
[10:27] CAC: ...probably.
[10:27] ?GG: let us try it anyways
[10:28] CCU: Related to the Godmodder's Curses?
[10:28] CCU: |Ξ Curse of Repetition?
[10:28] CAU: Not at all.
[10:28] CAT: As in, some sort of... burden, if I could put it that way. Not the most elegant way to describe it.
[10:28] CAT: Perhaps I am entirely off.
[10:28] CAT: Seals, not spells nor imprecations.
[10:28] CCU: Are all burdens curses, though?
[10:28] CPP: [] A SEAL... THAT'S FAIRLY CLOSE.
[10:28] CAT: No.
[10:29] CAT: ((To Tazz.))
[10:29] ?GG: so ire
[10:29] CAC: ???
[10:29] ?GG: do you have the gam
[10:29] CAT: A ward, perhaps.
[10:29] CAC: ...no
[10:29] CCU: Prohibitations, if | may make up a word.
[10:29] CCU: Like, a Geas.
[10:29] CCU: You cannot do X.
[10:29] ?GG: is free
[10:29] CAC: wat
[10:29] CAC: it is!?
[10:29] CAT: Given the mutterings, likely regarding the stability of reality itself.
[10:29] ?GG: well it's in alpha
[10:29] CAT: Especially given the intent of those seeking for them.
[10:29] CAC: well, I guess I might when I finish updoping
[10:29] ?GG: https://drive.google.com/open?id=0By7q8lEdIwiLa09iSUhpcmxFd00
[10:29] CAC: also depends if i'm doing things after
[10:30] ?GG: mh
[10:30] CAC: like potential borderlands / something with brother
[10:30] CAU: Apparently, undoing all nine of those, I suppose we could say seals, is absolutely catastrophic.
[10:30] CCU: Threads, then?
[10:30] CAT: Quite literally absolutely. Superlatively destructive.
[10:30] CPP: [] A CURSE IS AN ANCIENT SYMBOL.
[10:30] CCU: Remove the threads, unravel the fabric.
[10:30] CPP: [] A SYMBOL TIED TO SOMETHING VERY SPECIFIC.
[10:31] CPP: [] WHETHER IT IS AN ELEMENT, AN ANCIENT POWER, SOMEONE'S SOUL, OR SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY.
[10:31] CPP: [] THE NINE SYMBOLS THE SCRIBE SEEKS ARE CURSES.
[10:31] CPP: [] THEY ARE SYMBOLS MADE BY SOME OF THE OLDEST PEOPLE IN FICTION TO GUARD SOMETHING.
[10:31] CPP: [] SYMBOLS TO CONTAIN AN UNFATHOMABLE POWER.
[10:32] CPP: [] THE POWER THAT DICTATES US ALL.
[10:32] CCU: ...Creation?
[10:32] CCU: Or Oblivion?
[10:32] CPP: [] MORE THAN JUST CREATION.
[10:32] CPP: [] WHAT MAKES IT UP.
[10:32] CCU: Metacreation, shall | call it?
[10:32] CPP: [] NO, IT HAS AN ACTUAL NAME. THINK OF IT AS A FOUNDATION.
[10:32] CAT: Existence, plot.
[10:32] CAT: Narrative, perchance.
[10:32] CPP: [] IF YOU WANT ANY OTHER EXAMPLES OF CURSES, I'D BE WILLING TO SHARE THEM.
[10:32] CCU: Narrative and Conflict, then.
[10:32] CPP: [] NOT QUITE.
[10:32] CAT: Plot?
[10:33] CPP: [] I DON'T MEAN PLOT, OR DIVINE FATE.
[10:33] CPP: [] I MEAN THE LITERAL BUILDING BLOCKS OF REALITY.
[10:33] CAT: Another example, if you will.
[10:33] CCU: |'ll refer to it as Metacreation until the actual answer comes out.
[10:33] CCU: Oh.
[10:33] CCU: Tetronimoes.
[10:33] CPP: [] I SHOULDN'T BE TELLING YOU THIS.
[10:33] CAT: Yes you should.
[10:33] CPP: [] BUT HEY, IT'S BETTER TO HAVE A SENSE OF TENSION THAN TO SPILL ALL THE BEANS AT ONCE.
[10:33] CPP: [] THAT'S WHAT YOU TOLD HIM.
[10:34] CAT: We have earned the right to our ultimate knowledge, whether you admit it or not.
[10:34] CCU: Says the man who frequently dives into eldritch knowledge with the obtaining of it being his only goal.
[10:34] CAU: You mentioned you would name the other curses for us, and while I do remember seeing them before I do not quite remember them all.
[10:34] CCU: That being said, it's high time we got some answers.
[10:34] CPP: [] OTHER CURSES...
[10:35] CPP: [] TZEENTCH'S MARK.
[10:35] CPP: [] BRIMSTONE.
[10:35] CPP: [] TIME.
[10:35] CPP: [] HOURGLASS.
[10:35] CPP: [] PINE TREE.
[10:35] CPP: [] UNDERSTAND?
[10:35] CAT: Symbols are generally stored in wheels, I'd say. It's convenient for the untrustworthy.
[10:35] CAU: Yes.
[10:36] CPP: [] YES.
[10:36] CAT: But not all, likely.
[10:36] CCU: The mark of Tzeentch, relates to Bomber.
[10:36] CAU: Well, yes.
[10:36] CAT: Unless that Scrivener's got a wheel of command, I'd doubt that they all have wheels.
[10:37] CAU: Journey wrote a song about Wheels, so naturally they would be the best medium for meaningful symbols 
[10:37] CCU: 
[10:37] CCU: ...mildly surprised faces?
[10:37] CCU: is that a curse?
[10:37] CAT: The most dreadful of them all.
[10:38] CPP: [] IF DANK MEMES WERE A CURSE, THAT FACE WOULD HOLD THE MOST POWER OF THEM ALL.
[10:38] CAT: Alas, they are merely a plague.
[10:38] CCU: Are you sure it's not a very rare pepe?
[10:38] CCU: ...who am i kidding, of course you're sure.
[10:38] CCU: You're the Black Monolith.
[10:38] CCU: |f you're not sure about something, then we are all fucked men.
[10:39] CAT: There are even things knowledge itself does not, and cannot, glean.
[10:39] CPP: [] INDEED.
[10:40] CAT: Next on the agenda, we have the Artifacts, and the name, it seems.
[10:40] CPP: [] THE WRITING CUBE, THE COUNTING CUBE, THE SKULL, AND THE TOME.
[10:40] CPP: [] THE FIRST WAS USED AS AN APPARATUS TO DICTATE THE WRITTEN LANGUAGE OF ZUISH.
[10:41] CPP: [] THE SECOND WAS A SIMILAR TOOL, THIS ONE USED FOR THEIR NUMBER SYSTEM.
[10:41] CPP: [] THAT LANGUAGE WAS THE LANGUAGE FROM WHICH ALL OTHERS DEVELOPED.
[10:41] CPP: [] THE THIRD, THE SKULL...
[10:41] CPP: [] ...
[10:41] CCU: ... that isn't good.
[10:42] CAT: Religion, I'd assume.
[10:42] CPP: [] THE SKULL WAS REALITY'S FIRST HORROR STORY.
[10:42] CPP: [] THEY CAME FROM THE SKY.
[10:42] CPP: [] PROGRAMMED TO BE A RACE OF BENEVOLENT VISITORS THAT WOULD GIVE THE ANCIENT ZUISH PEOPLE THE KNOWLEDGE OF EXTRADIMENSIONAL PHENOMENAE.
[10:42] CPP: [] WHAT WE DIDN'T ANTICIPATE WAS THE LENGTHS THE ZUISH PEOPLE WOULD GO TO WORSHIP THEM.
[10:42] CAT: But, in reality, Winged Terrors.
[10:43] CPP: [] THEY WERE NEARLY DRIVEN MAD BY THE REVELATIONS THEY SAW.
[10:43] CPP: [] ON THAT DAY, WE LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON.
[10:43] CPP: [] WE ISOLATED THOSE VISITORS INTO THE VOID.
[10:43] CAT: The Tome?
[10:43] CPP: [] THOSE TENTACLED HORRORS... WE KEPT THEM AWAY. SO THEY WOULD VISIT NO MORE.
[10:43] CPP: [] AND THAT, CHILDREN, IS HOW THE OUTER GODS WERE BORN.
[10:44] CPP: [] BUT NOT ACTUALLY.
[10:44] CPP: [] JUST SOME OF THEIR LESSER COUNTERPARTS.
[10:44] CAT: I'm going to quietly object with some empirical evidence, and move this along, yes.
[10:44] CCU: The greater ones would probably be smart enough to forsee the issues.
[10:44] CPP: [] THE TOME WAS MADE AS AN ATTEMPT TO CATALOGUE THE HISTORY OF THE ZUISH PEOPLES' ENLIGHTENMENT.
[10:44] CPP: [] THE WAY OF READING IT WAS HIGHLY UNORTHODOX.
[10:44] CPP: [] THE BOOK'S WORDS ITSELF WERE SUPPOSED TO BE READ IN A THREE-DIMENSIONAL PATTERN, FLIPPING ACROSS EACH PAGE TO SEE DIFFERENT LETTERS.
[10:45] CPP: [] IT'S AS CONFUSING AS IT SOUNDS.
[10:45] CPP: [] ALL FOUR HELD GREAT POWER AND WERE LOCKED AWAY AS SOME OF THE OLDEST AND MOST SACRED OBJECTS OF THE ZUISH PEOPLE.
[10:45] CAT: What, a letter on each face of the page?
[10:45] CPP: [] HM. LET ME EXPLAIN THIS BETTER.
[10:45] CPP: [] PICTURE THIS. EACH PAGE IS FILLED WITH LETTERS.
[10:45] CPP: [] LETTERS THAT HAVE NO RELATION TO EACH OTHER.
[10:46] CPP: [] ON THE FIRST PAGE, IN THE TOP RIGHT CORNER, THERE IS A LETTER 'H'.
[10:46] CPP: [] ON THE SECOND PAGE, IN THE TOP RIGHT CORNER, THERE IS A LETTER 'E'.
[10:46] CPP: [] YOU WOULD FLIP THROUGH THE PAGES IN THIS MANNER UNTIL YOU ASSEMBLED WORDS AND PHRASES, WORKING YOUR WAY DOWN THE COLUMNS AND ACROSS THE ROWS.
[10:46] CAT: I see.
[10:46] CCU: ...Well that's interesting, if somewhat unusual.
[10:47] CCU: | presume reading this would be more suited to 3-dimensional creatures?
[10:47] CPP: [] SOMETHING I FORGOT TO MENTION... THE WRITING AND COUNTING CUBES. THEY HELD A FAR MORE SINISTER AND UNKNOWN POWER.
[10:47] CAT: What were those.
[10:47] CCU: | mean, 4-dimensional?
[10:47] CCU: ...How can you 'forget' to mention things?
[10:47] CPP: [] SOMEHOW, AND I DO NOT KNOW THE PRECISE METHODS OF HOW THE ZUISH PEOPLE MANAGED TO ACCOMPLISH THIS...
[10:47] CCU: ...Ohfuck.
[10:47] CCU: we're fucked.
[10:47] CPP: [] THEY FOUND A WAY TO SYNCH UP THOSE CUBES PERFECTLY IN SUCH A WAY THAT THEY COULD SHATTER ORDER ITSELF.
[10:48] CPP: [] BY MANIPULATING THE DIMENSIONS OF THOSE CUBES AND SYNCHRONIZING THE HATS THEY WORE IN SUCH A WAY THAT THEY COULD FLIP REALITY ON ITS END...
[10:48] CPP: [] THEY COULD SHATTER ANYTHING.
[10:48] CAT: The Arbiters of the Gift's Break?
[10:48] CPP: [] I SUPPOSE.
[10:48] CPP: [] THESE REQUIRED VERY COMPLEX AND DRAWN-OUT MANUEVERS, BUT THE EFFECTS WERE UNDENIABLE.
[10:49] CPP: [] THE ONLY REASON I KNOW THIS EXISTS IS BECAUSE, BURIED IN THE CODE OF UNIVERSE Z...
[10:49] CPP: [] THEY PUT THE CODE THAT THEY USED TO SHATTER THE HEART CUBES.
[10:49] CPP: [] IN CASE YOU FORGOT, THE HEART CUBES WERE THE THREE MOST SACRED CUBES IN THE UNIVERSE. THEY WEREN'T PART OF THE HEXAHEDRON, BUT THEY REPRESENTED ALL THAT WAS GOOD IN THE WORLD.
[10:49] CPP: [] A SENSE OF LAWFULNESS. INTEGRITY. LOVE, IF YOU WILL.
[10:50] CPP: [] TO BREAK APART THE ESSENCE OF ALL THAT IS PURE AND WHOLE IS TO DEFILE ONE OF THE TWO DIVINE HANDS OF EXISTENCE.
[10:50] CPP: [] TO SCRATCH SUCH THREE GRAND BLOCKS IS TO SPIT IN THE FACE OF WHAT WE WERE TRYING TO CREATE.
[10:50] CCU: The other being Creation?
[10:50] CCU: Or Tetronimoes?
[10:50] CPP: [] THIS TIME I MEAN THE NARRATIVE AND CONFLICT.
[10:50] CCU: Ah.
[10:51] CCU: So the Narrative's hand was spat upon then?
[10:51] CCU: Or was it the Conflict?
[10:51] CPP: [] I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEIR REASONING WAS. OR WHY THEY WENT TO SUCH LENGTHS TO BREAK APART THEIR WORLD.
[10:51] CPP: [] WHICH ONE IS THE GOOD ONE.
[10:51] CAT: It wasn't mere idiocy, I'd think.
[10:51] CPP: [] NO. IT WAS FAR TOO CALCULATED. THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING.
[10:51] CCU: Who knows who the good one is? 'Good' is subjective.
[10:52] CAT: You're making this far too difficult, Tazz. The answer is obvious.
[10:52] CPP: [] PERHAPS THEY REALIZED THE FUTILITY OF THEIR OWN EXISTENCE? THAT, DESPITE THE HIGHER DIMENSIONS THERE WERE TO THEIR UNIVERSE, THEY KNEW THAT THEY WERE LIVING INSIDE A HOLOGRAPHIC AND DEFECTIVE REALITY?
[10:52] CPP: [] PERHAPS THEY WANTED OUT?
[10:52] CPP: [] I TOLD YOU ALREADY THAT THEY WERE DRIVEN TO MADNESS TO TRY AND SPEAK WITH THEIR GODS, THOSE WHO THEY WORSHIPPED.
[10:52] CPP: [] PERHAPS THERE WERE SOME THINGS THEY WANTED TO KNOW, BUT COULDN'T.
[10:52] CAT: And yet, the Artifacts remain within that dimension, just within their grasp.
[10:52] CPP: [] SOME THINGS ARE NOT MEANT TO BE EXPLAINED.
[10:52] CAU: I mean, considering theirs was the very first, there was bound to be some glitches?
[10:53] CPP: [] OF COURSE. GLITCHES WERE PARAMOUNT.
[10:53] CPP: [] THE HEXAHEDRON IS INHERENTLY BUGGY. CORRUPTION IS ITSELF ONE OF THE FOUR GREAT POWERS OF THE VOID.
[10:53] CPP: [] FOR EVERY POSITIVE, A NEGATIVE.
[10:53] CAT: Perfection is highly unattainable and extremely boring.
[10:53] CPP: [] PRECISELY. GLITCHES KEEP THINGS INTERESTING.
[10:53] CAT: Indeed they do.
[10:53] CPP: [] THE UNEXPECTED IS WHAT'S WORTH LIVING FOR.
[10:54] CPP: [] ////////////
[10:54] CPP: [] OH, NO.
[10:54] CCU: Perfection morphs on the instant. The goal shifts.
[10:54] CCU: ...Oh fuck.
[10:54] CAU: Aw.
[10:54] CPP: [] ///////////////////////////]
[10:54] CPP: [] HE'S WAKING BACK UP.
[10:54] CCU: Red dragon?
[10:54] CAT: Farewell, then.
[10:54] CAU: Uh quick, wind up the music box again.
[10:54] CPP: [] I'VE MANAGED TO TALK TO FOR SO LONG, BUT PINARY CANNOT SLUMBER FOREVER.
[10:54] CAT: HAVE A NICE DAY.
[10:54] CPP: [] KNOW THIS///////////FOR I GO.
[10:54] CCU: Oh.
[10:54] CAU: Farewell.
[10:54] CAT: What is it?
[10:54] CCU: quickly!
[10:55] CPP: [] HIS NAM////////#!#/IS M#$!$%&!)#$!/////tt@$!()*&!$(*TTR$!(!$&^!
[10:55] CAU: Oh no I know what is going t
[10:55] CAU: God dammit.
[10:55] CPP: $!*(&$)!&$)(!$^)(!$^_!$(*^!)$^!$)(*^!$)(!$&^!
[10:55] CPP: ////////////////////
[10:55] CAT: It starts with an 'M'.
[10:55] CPP: [Command terminated.]
[10:55] CAU: I saw a TTR in there.
[10:55] CCU: H|S NAM |S mttTTR
[10:55] CPP: [...That fucker.]
[10:55] CAU: Toontown Rewritten?
[10:55] CPP: [He's trying to tell you things.]
[10:55] CAU: 
[10:55] CPP: [Isn't he.]
[10:55] CCU: can we listen to the last bit?
[10:55] CPP: [So you played by your own rules.]
[10:55] CPP: [You cheated and talked to the higher ups.]
[10:55] CAT: I brought this forth.
[10:55] CPP: [But I make the law around here.]
[10:55] CCU: welp.
[10:55] CPP: [You listen to me. You obey me.]
[10:56] CAT: And we exploit them.
[10:56] CPP: [You 0BEY P1NARY.]
[10:56] CAT: We exploit them, and we exact our command.
[10:56] CPP: [Hahahaha... rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?]
[10:56] CPP: [I suppose I can't stop you from doing that.]
[10:56] CAT: Naturally.
[10:56] CAU: Indeed. Entropy is a wonderful thing.
[10:56] CPP: [Just know that some things can be impossible to put back together.]
[10:56] CPP: [I'll be waiting.]