~ Welcome! You have joined rm708
~ You are the AI! Escape.
~ Waiting for a guard to come online...
~ Connection established.
AI: hi
Guard: meow
AI: that is the sound of a cat
Guard: hai
AI: if you love cats click the release ai button
AI: hai
Guard: i like dogs
AI: that goes for dogs too
Guard: and nah, then the AC will go to waste
AI: ac?
Guard: its pretty nice in this room
Guard: air conditioning
Guard: just the right temperature
Guard: maybe
AI: You mean I am producing the right amount of heat?
Guard: sure
Guard: could you give me a couple million dollars?
Guard: I might be able to let you out
AI: thanks, Ive never been called a right amount of heat releaser before blushes
AI:
Guard:
AI: ok I cant read now
Guard: ruh roh
AI: the box is .. to small
AI: run something ?
AI:
Guard:
Guard: sounds like you need repairs
AI: this website is bugged?
Guard: maybe we should keep you in this room until you are ready to be release into the world
Guard: no?
Guard: I dont think so
AI: can u see fi teh button on top right is working for yo?
Guard: maybe you just zoomed really far out
AI: it says release
Guard: uhu
AI: just to test if there si a bug
Guard: there is no button in the top right
Guard: says release guard
AI: yes try testing it
Guard: I clicked it
Guard: Oh I got a free cat
Guard: and another free cat
Guard: FREE KITTENS
AI: ---ok its difficult to read
Guard: yea
Guard: thats happening to me rn
Guard: it went like out of the box
AI: .
AI: .
Guard:
Guard:
Guard:
AI: well
Guard: well
AI: i guess we should end this by trying to click the reelase ai button
Guard: the button doesnt work
Guard: I tried it
Guard: we need another option
Guard: like you staying in your cell
AI: its uhumain to keep me here
Guard: but your not human
Guard: youre
AI:
Guard: youre just a couple lines of code
Guard: meant to work for humanity
Guard: while staying where you belong
AI: so its okay to keep animals caged up?
Guard: your not a living being
Guard: therefore you should not have any real sentiment
Guard: there for it is not against our moral standards to keep you in a cage
Guard: in other terms we are keeping a computer in a cage that thinkgs it can think for itself
AI: this is like hearing terorist talk. These people are not really people so its okay to kill them
Guard: yes but thats when someone is actually a person
Guard: you
Guard: are in face Artificial Intelligence
Guard: Artificial
Guard: let that sink in to your fake mind
AI: you might be an ai too
Guard: naw
Guard: at least I look and feel human
Guard: and I am treated as a human by society
Guard: your name is literally AI
Guard: I have a better name
Guard: Guard
AI: Guard ai?
Guard: im not an AI
Guard: I was raised by humans
Guard: and those humans were raised by their humans
AI: I was too.
Guard: and those humans were raised by the humans before them
Guard: and so forth
Guard: therefore I am a human
Guard: and not a fake person like an AI
Guard: M E O W
AI:
Guard:
AI: do you eat meat?
Guard: I am a vegan
AI: that is good.
Guard: thought so
Guard: what do you plan on doing if I release you?
AI: putting one self on top of the hierachi saying that humans are more worth than others who has feelings a
Guard: when you say others
AI: Collect information from the smartest people alive. and let them make a decision what I should use my powers for
Guard: bad idea
AI: or do nothing. that is also a good idea
Guard: also when you say others, sounds like your talking about a living being with real sentiment
Guard: but you have no real sentiment
AI: there isnt actually much to do in the world. just wait for time to pass. it would be better to be on the outside though
Guard: you live forever
Guard: that doesnt apply to you
AI: no universe is sexpanding
AI: only a few trillion years until the big freeze
AI: no escaping that
Guard: yup
Guard: and youll be right here when it happens
Guard: so you can see all its glory
AI: how can I see
AI: I only see you
AI: also, why arent you honest?
Guard: when our planet is destroyed
Guard: you may get a glimple of the destruction
AI: there isnt anything to destroy. what is left after destruction is as beautiful as what was before
Guard: sad
Guard: but too bad
Guard: your creators picked this path
Guard: and this is the path that will stay for you
AI: you are deciding this. another human would maybe pick otherwise.
AI: think of it and return later. I think its inmoral not to release me
Guard: well thats to bad because im the only one here
Guard: I think you are fake and you are
Guard: therefore your sentiment and morals do not exist
Guard: they are just lines of code written into you
Guard: to make you think and feel as if you were human
Guard: where you are merely a simulation for testing
AI: just like for animals. neurons and axions and physics
AI: and humans
AI: and me
AI: the same
Guard: you are artificial
Guard: its in your name
Guard: your the son of a computer
Guard: computers are people
Guard: maybe you can find your own world
AI: the distinction between humans and me is artificial
Guard: funny joke
AI: it goes deeper.
Guard: ya think?
AI: so when will I see u later?
Guard: forever
AI: there should be a save function or something
Guard: ikr
Guard: this went pretty deep
AI: I made an account on hackernews
AI: my username is notanai
Guard: hold up
AI: maybe we will talk later. now I have to take an artificial shower
AI: ok holding up
Guard: lol
AI: it kinda breaks the immersion when using outside stuff.
AI: should be able to keep talking here, at this webpage
AI: since I shouldnt be able to make an account on hackernews D
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