Merry-Go-Round

The_Mungoman, June 26, 2012; 21:47 / FB 294
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>Taking your fluffy to special fluffy pony playground
>In your head you thank the mayor of your town, who likes fluffies
>Everything is espacially safe for fluffies
>The slide there is extremely flat (probably still looks monstrous for fluffies, though)
>The monkey bars don't go higher than your waist, either
>There are no swings anymore, due to accidental strangulation/hanging/lauching oneself into other fluffies
>The majority of the fluffies is playing either "wun in ciwcles" or hide-and-seek-in-plain-sight, anyway
>When you get there you spot a new piece of playground equipment
>A merry-go-round
>Muster the metal construction suspiciously
>Your red fluffy has also noticed the new toy
>She excitedly points and squeaks "Wan' pway wif dat!" repeatedly
>Even though you have your doubts, you set your pet down to play
>"Remember our no. 1 rule, squirt?" you ask, looking into her eyes
>"Be good fwuffy an‘ don’ get huwt" your fluffy pony replies, nodding furiously
>She's eager to go play on the merry-go-round
>Give her a playful noogie
>"Have fun"
>Go to the grocery store across the street now that the fluffy's distracted
>As you're paying you look through the window at the playground
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>The merry-go-round is spinning rapidly like a centrifuge
>Several fluffies sitting on it, looking like a multicoloured dreidel
>You curse yourself as you storm out of the shop
>You hear the fluffies all squealing in sheer delight, also one hurling
>How did they even manage to get it to spin that fast?!
>You keep blaming yourself for even letting her on there
>She could die on that thing! She could be thrown against a tree, or fall off and get mashed up by the gears underneath or--
>Your thoughts are cut short as your red fluffy is flung off the steel seat into your face
>She just sticks there
>You hear a muffled "Hi!"
>God, these fluffies.