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- SARS
- The only thing that the SARS has not yet taxed is the male penis.
- This has been due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemlpoyed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.
- Effective January 1st, 2012 your penis will be taxed according to size.
- The brackets are as follows:
- 10"- 12" Luxury Tax..........R300.00
- 8"- 10" Pole Tax.............R250.00
- 5"- 8" Privilege Tax.........R150.00
- 4"- 5" Nuisance Tax..........R 30.00
- Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!
- Sincerely,
- Ivor Biggun.
- PLEASE NOTE:
- We are still waiting for answers for the following questions:
- - Are there penalties for early withdrawals?
- - What if one's penis is self employed?
- - Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
- - Are condoms a deductible expense as work clothes?
- - Is there an additional tax if you are not circumcised?
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