Function New-SocialInteraction {
    [cmdletBinding()]
    Param(
        [Parameter(Mandatory, Positon = 0)]
        [String]$Person,
        [Parameter(Mandatory, Position = 1)]
        [String]$Topic
    )

    New-PSDrive -Name Brain -PSProvider FileSystem -Root Noggin
    If ($Person -eq 'Wife') {

        Get-Content Brain:\$person_$topic.txt | Out-Null

    }

}

New-SocialInteraction -Person Wife -Topic 'Honey Do List' | Out-Null