Level Grind: Ana + Kirk + Thalix vs Liches

[15:57] <GrubslingerDM> ==START!==
[15:57] <GrubslingerDM> The three of you are bebopping merrily along.
[15:57]  * The_Audience applauds as the opening credits roll.
[15:58]  * Anastasia_Locke bebops merrily along
[15:58] <GrubslingerDM> Suddenly, you happen upon a lich!
[15:58] <GrubslingerDM> He wears a bandanna on his head, tied in the front, along with several pieces of bling.
[15:58] <Anastasia_Locke> "Hey look a lich."
[15:58] <GrubslingerDM> Clearly, he is a gangbanger.
[15:58] <GrubslingerDM> I *hate* gangbangers.
[15:59]  * The_Audience oohs at the prospect of fighting a gangbanger lich.
[15:59] <GrubslingerDM> Roll initiative.
[15:59] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+2
[15:59] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{21}
[15:59] <GrubslingerDM> !roll 1d20+2
[15:59] <Tyche[Dice]> GrubslingerDM rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{3}
[15:59] <Thalix> !roll 1d20+5
[15:59] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{20}
[15:59] <GrubslingerDM> Ooh, perfect.
[15:59] <GrubslingerDM> Kirk_Stevens
[16:02] <Anastasia_Locke> Darn it Kirk_Stevens
[16:02] <Thalix> cmon kork
[16:03] <GrubslingerDM> kork pls
[16:03] <Kirk_Stevens> sorry guise
[16:03] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 1d20+2 fpor initaitkve
[16:03] <Tyche[Dice]> Kirk_Stevens rolled : 1d20+2 fpor initaitkve --> [ 1d20=14 ]{16}
[16:04] <GrubslingerDM> Ana, Thalix, Kirk, Gangbanger Lich
[16:04] <GrubslingerDM> Let's do this!
[16:04] <GrubslingerDM> The gangbanger is listening to terrible rap music, as gangbangers usually are.
[16:04] <Anastasia_Locke> "Police.  Freeze."
[16:04] <GrubslingerDM> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmFa3xNzPk0
[16:04]  * Anastasia_Locke readies an action to empty a Flaming Strike 4 bullet into his head
[16:04] <GrubslingerDM> "FUCK DA POE-LICE"
[16:04] <Thalix> "Out your3 hands in the a1r!"
[16:04] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20 Intimidate
[16:04] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20 Intimidate --> [ 1d20=1 ]{1}
[16:05] <GrubslingerDM> The gangbanger is unintimidated by your generic threat.
[16:05]  * Anastasia_Locke fails to keep a straight face and starts laughing halfway into her sentence
[16:05] <GrubslingerDM> He turns his music up in response.
[16:05] <Thalix> !roll 1d20+4 to intimidate by being the bad cop
[16:05] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d20+4 to intimidate by being the bad cop --> [ 1d20=3 ]{7}
[16:05]  * The_Audience covers their ears and laughs along with her.
[16:05] <Thalix> im not a good bad cop
[16:05] <GrubslingerDM> !roll 1d20+1 to resist thalix
[16:05] <Tyche[Dice]> GrubslingerDM rolled : 1d20+1 to resist thalix --> [ 1d20=3 ]{4}
[16:05] <GrubslingerDM> Apparently you're good enough to get him to turn down Chief Keef, so that's something.
[16:06] <Thalix> heh
[16:06] <GrubslingerDM> "I-I'm sorry." He says timidly.
[16:06] <GrubslingerDM> Ana, did you ever actually shoot your bullet?
[16:06] <Anastasia_Locke> Readied an action to respond to aggression
[16:07] <Anastasia_Locke> If he attacks, then I do.  If not, then no
[16:07] <GrubslingerDM> Oh, okay.
[16:07] <Anastasia_Locke> The hope was that the intimidate might work
[16:07] <GrubslingerDM> Thalix's turn.
[16:07] <Thalix> Ask the lich what he is doing out here
[16:07] <Thalix> To see if its illegal
[16:08] <GrubslingerDM> "Listenin' to music, my idol, Chief Keef. Y'all got problems with that, homes?" Aha! Loitering! Clearly, a violation!
[16:08] <Thalix> "Sorry sir but being a lich is a huge offense if you arent a friend of ours"
[16:08] <Thalix> !roll 1d20+5 to strike the lich in the name of the law
[16:08] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d20+5 to strike the lich in the name of the law --> [ 1d20=13 ]{18}
[16:09] <GrubslingerDM> The music changes to "CoCo" by O.T. Genasis while you idiots goof off. You successfully hit the lich.
[16:09] <GrubslingerDM> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vYnas6q3Sg
[16:09] <GrubslingerDM> Roll damage
[16:09] <Thalix> !roll 1d6+5 to dish out justice
[16:09] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d6+5 to dish out justice --> [ 1d6=6 ]{11}
[16:09] <Thalix> ((embracing my teal blood yknow))
[16:09] <GrubslingerDM> Damn straight
[16:09]  * The_Audience the audience applauds as you dole out justice.
[16:10] <GrubslingerDM> ((Damn it. You get the drift))
[16:10] <Thalix> Card him, card him with your card!
[16:10] <Thalix> !roll 1d20+5
[16:10] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{12}
[16:10] <Thalix> !roll 1d4
[16:10] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d4 --> [ 1d4=4 ]{4}
[16:10] <GrubslingerDM> "BAKIN' SODA I GOT BAKIN' SODA" he recites as you hit him for four damage.
[16:11] <GrubslingerDM> Anything else?
[16:11] <Thalix> Und Tern
[16:11] <GrubslingerDM> Kirk's turn.
[16:11] <Kirk_Stevens> okay
[16:12] <Kirk_Stevens> what tier are liches
[16:12] <Anastasia_Locke> ((4, IIRC))
[16:12] <Kirk_Stevens> nvm imma just beastcontrol him anyway
[16:12] <GrubslingerDM> I would make a joke saying "high", but that's stupid.
[16:12] <GrubslingerDM> It's 4
[16:12] <Kirk_Stevens> okay
[16:12] <Kirk_Stevens> was gonna do 4 anyway
[16:12] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 1d20+13
[16:12] <Tyche[Dice]> Kirk_Stevens rolled : 1d20+13 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{22}
[16:12] <Kirk_Stevens> does that hit
[16:13] <GrubslingerDM> None of his actual resistances are that high, so yes.
[16:13] <Kirk_Stevens> okay
[16:13] <Kirk_Stevens> well i now control the lich for 4 turns
[16:13] <Kirk_Stevens> so what happens now
[16:14] <GrubslingerDM> He does what you want for four turns and y'all beat his ass.
[16:14] <Kirk_Stevens> okay
[16:14] <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh.  Well I guess that works..."
[16:14] <Anastasia_Locke> "Way to go Kirk!"
[16:14] <GrubslingerDM> I'll just skip his turn in the order.
[16:15] <GrubslingerDM> BEAT THIS GANGBANGER'S ASS. INVOKE THE SPIRIT OF THE TYLERGEIST
[16:15] <Kirk_Stevens> yeah!
[16:15] <Kirk_Stevens> okay so i cant do anything with my minor
[16:15] <Kirk_Stevens> so my turn is over
[16:16] <GrubslingerDM> The lich sits there placidly, listening to his terrible music.
[16:16] <GrubslingerDM> End turn.
[16:17]  * Anastasia_Locke bashes him in the face.  Flaming Strike 3
[16:17] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+8 to hit
[16:17] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+8 to hit --> [ 1d20=3 ]{11}
[16:17] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 2d4+8 damage
[16:17] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 2d4+8 damage --> [ 2d4=4 ]{12}
[16:17]  * Anastasia_Locke uses her minor action to turn the music off
[16:17] <Anastasia_Locke> End turn
[16:17] <GrubslingerDM> The music is now successfully turned off.
[16:18] <Anastasia_Locke> Glorious victory
[16:18] <GrubslingerDM> Thalix
[16:18] <GrubslingerDM> Go
[16:18] <Thalix> Ad Victorum
[16:18] <GrubslingerDM> Ad Victoriam, Brother.
[16:18] <Thalix> !roll 1d20+3 to cast Breathe
[16:18] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d20+3 to cast Breathe --> [ 1d20=9 ]{12}
[16:19] <GrubslingerDM> That beats his AC. Hit it boy.
[16:19] <Thalix> Rank 3*
[16:20] <Thalix> !roll 3d6+3
[16:20] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 3d6+3 --> [ 3d6=9 ]{12}
[16:20] <GrubslingerDM> Oh, wait up a sec.
[16:20] <GrubslingerDM> !roll 1d4
[16:20] <Tyche[Dice]> GrubslingerDM rolled : 1d4 --> [ 1d4=4 ]{4}
[16:20] <Thalix> And ignited for 3 turns(?)
[16:20] <GrubslingerDM> He's dead.
[16:20] <GrubslingerDM> Forgot to apply some fire damage earlier.
[16:20] <Thalix> whoops
[16:21]  * Anastasia_Locke loots the boombox
[16:21] <GrubslingerDM> His stereo crumbles into dust as he explodes into grist.
[16:21] <Anastasia_Locke> "Aww..."
[16:21] <GrubslingerDM> Some things are just too terrible for this medium.
[16:21]  * Thalix loots his chains
[16:21] <GrubslingerDM> ^the REAL loot.
[16:21] <GrubslingerDM> "YO Y'ALL LOOTIN' MY HOMIE? SWEET! LEMME IN ON DIS SHIT."
[16:21] <GrubslingerDM> J-Kwon the Lich sidles up. Roll initiative.
[16:21] <GrubslingerDM> !roll 1d20+2
[16:21] <Tyche[Dice]> GrubslingerDM rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{22}
[16:22] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+2
[16:22] <GrubslingerDM> HUR HUR HUR
[16:22] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{22}
[16:22] <Thalix> J Kwon XD
[16:22] <Anastasia_Locke> Bang
[16:22] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 1d20+2
[16:22] <Tyche[Dice]> Kirk_Stevens rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{11}
[16:22] <GrubslingerDM> HUR HUR HUR
[16:22] <Thalix> !roll 1d20+5
[16:22] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{8}
[16:22] <GrubslingerDM> Ana goes first, because I like you guys better than J-Kwon.
[16:22]  * Anastasia_Locke readies an action to shoot this guy if he acts violent, too
[16:22] <Anastasia_Locke> "You can die too, if you like."
[16:23] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20 intimidate
[16:23] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20 intimidate --> [ 1d20=4 ]{4}
[16:23] <GrubslingerDM> !roll 1d20+2
[16:23] <Tyche[Dice]> GrubslingerDM rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{14}
[16:23] <GrubslingerDM> "Haha, y'all retarded." The lich says.
[16:23] <GrubslingerDM> ((whups it's only +1))
[16:24] <Anastasia_Locke> "I mean, if you WANT to..."
[16:24] <Anastasia_Locke> End turn
[16:24] <GrubslingerDM> He wants to as he rolls up to Thalix and attempts to act violent.
[16:24] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+8 to Flaming Strike 2
[16:24] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+8 to Flaming Strike 2 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{16}
[16:24] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d4+8 damage
[16:24] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d4+8 damage --> [ 1d4=4 ]{12}
[16:25] <GrubslingerDM> Ayy le mayo
[16:25] <GrubslingerDM> He is now on fire as he strikes thalix with a regular old slash.
[16:26] <GrubslingerDM> !roll 1d20+1
[16:26] <Tyche[Dice]> GrubslingerDM rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{5}
[16:26] <GrubslingerDM> He fails to hit thalix, because he's been sippin' on that lean for the past six hours.
[16:26] <GrubslingerDM> Really, he's unbelievably high.
[16:26] <Thalix> sorry but i am untouchable
[16:26] <GrubslingerDM> Thalix's turn
[16:26] <GrubslingerDM> no wait kirk
[16:27] <Kirk_Stevens> okay bros
[16:27] <Kirk_Stevens> so i dont have near enough pp for another beastcontrol
[16:27] <Kirk_Stevens> so i just rifle him
[16:27] <GrubslingerDM> That's okay; he's on fire, so y'all will beat his ass.
[16:28] <Kirk_Stevens> with the like power strike or whatever its called
[16:28] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 1d20+2
[16:28] <Tyche[Dice]> Kirk_Stevens rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{3}
[16:28] <Kirk_Stevens> aw yiss
[16:28] <GrubslingerDM> fuf! What a critfail!
[16:28] <GrubslingerDM> Your rifle not only fails to fire, but it jams!
[16:28] <GrubslingerDM> Major to clear the malfunction!
[16:28] <Thalix> this means kirk is an enemy to the empire
[16:29] <Kirk_Stevens> okay
[16:29] <Kirk_Stevens> well i guess i just put away that rifle and take out my other one
[16:29] <GrubslingerDM> Okay. Anything else? Speech is a free action.
[16:30] <Kirk_Stevens> speech is for communists
[16:30] <Kirk_Stevens> so no
[16:30]  * The_Audience huffs indignantly.
[16:30] <GrubslingerDM> Thalix's turn.
[16:31] <Thalix> Use speech to offer J Kwon any Troll weed(i knew the day would come this could be useful)
[16:31] <GrubslingerDM> Oh man.
[16:31] <GrubslingerDM> Roll persuasion to get him to take the dankest of kush
[16:31] <Thalix> !roll 1d20+5
[16:31] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{22}
[16:32] <GrubslingerDM> !roll 1d20 wis resist to be above the influence of troll weed
[16:32] <Tyche[Dice]> GrubslingerDM rolled : 1d20 wis resist to be above the influence of troll weed --> [ 1d20=16 ]{16}
[16:32] <Thalix> ooooh JKwon
[16:32] <GrubslingerDM> J-Kwon is buying what you're selling my son.
[16:32] <GrubslingerDM> He shiftily hands you some money, then takes the weed.
[16:32] <GrubslingerDM> The police arrive!
[16:32] <Thalix> HAHA
[16:32] <GrubslingerDM> The police, of course, being several strange imps! They attempt to apprehend you both!
[16:32] <Thalix> "It was a set up J Kwon, im we4ring a wir3!"
[16:33] <GrubslingerDM> Oh, just J Kwon, then.
[16:33] <GrubslingerDM> Didn't know you were in cahoooooooots!
[16:33] <Thalix> Cut J Kwon down
[16:33] <Thalix> !rol 1d20+5
[16:33] <Thalix> !roll 1d20+5
[16:33] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{24}
[16:33] <Thalix> !roll 1d6+5
[16:33] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d6+5 --> [ 1d6=5 ]{10}
[16:34] <Thalix> Breathe of J Kwon
[16:34] <Thalix> !roll 1d20+3
[16:34] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{9}
[16:34] <Thalix> nevermind
[16:34] <GrubslingerDM> Why are you breathing on him, anyway? Wasn't your attack your major?
[16:34] <Thalix> breathe as minor
[16:34] <GrubslingerDM> ah
[16:34] <GrubslingerDM> Wait, weren't you selling him weed as your minor?
[16:35] <Thalix> it was speech originally
[16:35] <Thalix> oh well End turn
[16:35] <GrubslingerDM> Anyway, Ana's turn.
[16:36]  * Anastasia_Locke shoots J Kwon twice
[16:36] <Thalix> ((he only got an 1/8th of my stash anyway))
[16:36] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+8
[16:36] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{26}
[16:36] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d4+8 damage
[16:36] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d4+8 damage --> [ 1d4=1 ]{9}
[16:37] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+8
[16:37] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{28}
[16:37] <Anastasia_Locke> Oh cool
[16:37] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 2d4
[16:37] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 2d4 --> [ 2d4=6 ]{6}
[16:37] <GrubslingerDM> Damn, I have no idea what half of that was, but it sure beat the shit out of him.
[16:37] <Anastasia_Locke> Normal attacks
[16:37] <GrubslingerDM> His turn
[16:37] <Anastasia_Locke> 26 and 28 vs AC, for 9 and 6 damage
[16:37] <GrubslingerDM> !roll 1d4
[16:38] <Tyche[Dice]> GrubslingerDM rolled : 1d4 --> [ 1d4=2 ]{2}
[16:38] <GrubslingerDM> He takes two damage, then attempts to slash Ana
[16:38] <GrubslingerDM> !roll 1d20+1
[16:38] <Tyche[Dice]> GrubslingerDM rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{15}
[16:38] <GrubslingerDM> He fails, as Ana's AC is 16
[16:38]  * Anastasia_Locke parries with her riot shield
[16:39] <GrubslingerDM> BOOM BABY! Kirk's turn.
[16:40] <Kirk_Stevens> i rifle him with my other, slightly inferior rifle
[16:40] <Kirk_Stevens> this rifle is significantly less funky though
[16:41] <Kirk_Stevens> which is a definite downside
[16:41] <Kirk_Stevens> anyway!
[16:41] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 1d20+2 to blow him away
[16:41] <Tyche[Dice]> Kirk_Stevens rolled : 1d20+2 to blow him away --> [ 1d20=1 ]{3}
[16:41] <Kirk_Stevens> oh wow two in a row
[16:41] <Anastasia_Locke> "Hey Kirk, you feeling okay?"
[16:41] <GrubslingerDM> You fail to blow him away. This rifle jams, too. Has anyone taught you proper maintenance and care for a firearm? This DM is happy to teach you later.
[16:42] <Kirk_Stevens> "No not really Ana"
[16:42] <Kirk_Stevens> "Maybe I should just stick to crushing their minds"
[16:43] <GrubslingerDM> J-Kwon sips on some more lean.
[16:43] <Anastasia_Locke> "Yeah, that seemed to work pretty well."
[16:43]  * The_Audience watches in suspense.
[16:43] <Anastasia_Locke> "I mean there are some police imps right over there."
[16:43] <Anastasia_Locke> "They might help?"
[16:44] <GrubslingerDM> The Police Imps jump at being referred to. Clearly, they weren't actually going to do their jobs, instead opting to watch you three do them.
[16:45] <Anastasia_Locke> "Yeah!  You could totally take over them."
[16:46] <GrubslingerDM> The police imps attempt to tackle the perpetrator, who is presumably no longer on fire
[16:46] <GrubslingerDM> !roll 2#d20-1
[16:46] <Tyche[Dice]> GrubslingerDM rolled : 2#d20-1 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{6}, [ 1d20=16 ]{15}
[16:46] <GrubslingerDM> !roll 1d20+1
[16:46] <Tyche[Dice]> GrubslingerDM rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{13}
[16:46] <GrubslingerDM> Police Imp 2 manages to grapple J-Kwon.
[16:47] <GrubslingerDM> "ON THE GROUND, CRIMINAL SCUM!" He knocks J-kwon's bottle of lean out of his hand.
[16:47] <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh wow, you can do voices too?"
[16:48] <GrubslingerDM> "Uh..." Imp 1 says. "We're police imps. I really think you should suspend most, if not all, of your disbelief."
[16:49] <Anastasia_Locke> "Man Kirk, you have GOT to show me how to do that."
[16:49] <Kirk_Stevens> "That's not me this time"
[16:49] <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh.  Whoops."
[16:50] <GrubslingerDM> "Yeah, we're actual imp cops on an actual imp police force."
[16:50] <Kirk_Stevens> "It's okay. Easy mistake"
[16:50] <GrubslingerDM> "Granted, we're the ONLY cops on the force, but it's a start."
[16:50] <Anastasia_Locke> "Well that's pretty cool."
[16:50] <GrubslingerDM> "I'm Garfield. My partner here is Callahan."
[16:51] <GrubslingerDM> Ana's turn, by the way.
[16:51]  * Anastasia_Locke shoots J Kwon a couple more times
[16:52] <Anastasia_Locke> Power Attack 1 for both
[16:52] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+8
[16:52] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{27}
[16:52] <GrubslingerDM> k
[16:52] <GrubslingerDM> Wait
[16:52] <Anastasia_Locke> Wait no
[16:52] <GrubslingerDM> Can you actually enchant both your major AND your minor?
[16:52] <Anastasia_Locke> Just one power attack 1
[16:52] <Anastasia_Locke> Still working on remembering that
[16:52] <Anastasia_Locke> Cannot enchant minor
[16:52] <Anastasia_Locke> Sorry
[16:53] <GrubslingerDM> Still, your first attack hits. Roll damage.
[16:53] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 2d4+8
[16:53] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 2d4+8 --> [ 2d4=8 ]{16}
[16:54] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+8 offhand
[16:54] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+8 offhand --> [ 1d20=11 ]{19}
[16:54] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d4
[16:54] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d4 --> [ 1d4=4 ]{4}
[16:54] <GrubslingerDM> You kill the shit out of J-Kwon.
[16:54] <GrubslingerDM> From the heavens, a voice shouts, "FIVE ALBUMS, 100 SONGS AND YOU AIN'T GOT NO FUCKIN' YEEZY?!"
[16:55]  * Thalix loots everything J Kwon ever had
[16:55] <GrubslingerDM> "Thanks for your help." Callahan says. "It's tough, doling out justice as the only imps on the force, but my partner and I have seen it all in the eight hours since we started this force."
[16:55] <GrubslingerDM> Thalix gets half a bottle of lean. Don't do drugs kid.
[16:55] <Anastasia_Locke> "Well, thanks for your help!"
[16:56] <GrubslingerDM> "It was our pleasure to serve." Garfield says. "C'mon, Partner." he says, looking at Callahan.
[16:56] <Thalix> ((lets jump em for police garb))
[16:56] <GrubslingerDM> no fuck you these imps are doing something good for the planet
[16:56] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Or you could check my uncle's closet))
[16:56] <GrubslingerDM> unbelievable. and i thought ana lacked moral scruples
[16:56] <Anastasia_Locke> ((No killing nice imps))
[16:56] <Thalix> ((not really jeez))
[16:56] <GrubslingerDM> You're a teal. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
[16:57] <GrubslingerDM> Now divide 500 XP amongst yourselves while I roll grist.
[16:57] <Thalix> ((im sorry:(
[16:57] <Anastasia_Locke> I'm caught up at level 10, you guys split
[16:57] <Thalix> ((besides my goal is to be fancy and get capes and monocles and shit))
[16:57] <GrubslingerDM> !roll 40d10+800
[16:57] <Tyche[Dice]> GrubslingerDM rolled : 40d10+800 --> [ 40d10=231 ]{1031}
[16:57] <Kirk_Stevens> if we kill the imps
[16:57] <Kirk_Stevens> we can split another 20 exp
[16:57] <Kirk_Stevens> i say we do it
[16:58] <GrubslingerDM> !roll 8d8+125 T1
[16:58] <Tyche[Dice]> GrubslingerDM rolled : 8d8+125 T1 --> [ 8d8=27 ]{152}
[16:58] <Thalix> kirk i only need 400 10 more xp isnt that much
[16:58] <Kirk_Stevens> every little bit helps
[16:58] <Anastasia_Locke> Or we can nicely ask if they know where more stuff to kill is
[16:58] <GrubslingerDM> They're gone, because I'm rolling grist, and *they're cops guys come on.*
[16:58] <GrubslingerDM> Seriously, assaulting an officer of the law is not cool.
[16:58] <Anastasia_Locke> It's really not
[16:59] <GrubslingerDM> !roll 8d8+125 t1 again
[16:59] <Tyche[Dice]> GrubslingerDM rolled : 8d8+125 t1 again --> [ 8d8=39 ]{164}
[16:59] <Kirk_Stevens> its only illegal if you get caught
[16:59] <GrubslingerDM> !roll 164+152
[16:59] <Tyche[Dice]> GrubslingerDM rolled : 164+152 --> {316}
[16:59] <GrubslingerDM> 316 T1
[16:59] <Thalix> !roll 2#1d20+5 to look for more criminals
[16:59] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 2#1d20+5 to look for more criminals --> [ 1d20=11 ]{16}, [ 1d20=5 ]{10}
[16:59] <GrubslingerDM> !roll 6d6+80
[16:59] <Tyche[Dice]> GrubslingerDM rolled : 6d6+80 --> [ 6d6=20 ]{100}
[16:59] <GrubslingerDM> 100 T2
[16:59] <GrubslingerDM> !roll 2d10+20
[16:59] <Tyche[Dice]> GrubslingerDM rolled : 2d10+20 --> [ 2d10=6 ]{26}
[16:59] <GrubslingerDM> 26 t3
[16:59] <GrubslingerDM> !roll 1d2
[16:59] <Tyche[Dice]> GrubslingerDM rolled : 1d2 --> [ 1d2=2 ]{2}
[16:59] <GrubslingerDM> !roll 2d8 t4
[16:59] <Tyche[Dice]> GrubslingerDM rolled : 2d8 t4 --> [ 2d8=9 ]{9}
[17:00] <GrubslingerDM> 3 t4 for each of you; I know strat would be hype for that
[17:00] <Anastasia_Locke> Ooh yeh
[17:00] <Thalix> ((so really if we kill one more lich ill be good to go))
[17:00] <Kirk_Stevens> so how many exps we each get
[17:01] <Kirk_Stevens> is it 400 or 200
[17:01] <GrubslingerDM> 250 for you and Thalix.
[17:01] <Thalix> 250 each
[17:01] <Kirk_Stevens> okay
[17:01] <GrubslingerDM> Ana has given up her share.
[17:01] <Kirk_Stevens> i am bad at coiuntign
[17:01] <Kirk_Stevens> thanks start
[17:01] <Anastasia_Locke> np
[17:01] <Kirk_Stevens> thats real swell of you
[17:01] <Anastasia_Locke> I hit level 10, I'm caught up
[17:01] <Thalix> one more lich pls?
[17:01] <GrubslingerDM> Yeah, if everyone else is down.
[17:01] <Anastasia_Locke> If I keep grinding levels, someone is gonna notice and stop me
[17:01] <Kirk_Stevens> if its quick
[17:01] <Anastasia_Locke> Sure
[17:02] <Thalix> ittl be as quick as possible
[17:02] <Thalix> ill make sure of it
[17:02] <GrubslingerDM> Okay.
[17:02] <GrubslingerDM> !roll 1d20+2 initiative for Reginald the Lich
[17:02] <Tyche[Dice]> GrubslingerDM rolled : 1d20+2 initiative for Reginald the Lich --> [ 1d20=3 ]{5}
[17:02] <GrubslingerDM> HUR HUR HUR
[17:02] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+2 initiative
[17:02] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+2 initiative --> [ 1d20=1 ]{3}
[17:02] <Thalix> !roll 1d20+5
[17:02] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{10}
[17:03] <GrubslingerDM> Good God strat what is wrong with your dice
[17:03] <Anastasia_Locke> Today is not my day
[17:03] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 1d20+2
[17:03] <Tyche[Dice]> Kirk_Stevens rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{19}
[17:03] <Kirk_Stevens> yeah
[17:03] <Kirk_Stevens> yo dm are my rifles unclogged
[17:03] <Kirk_Stevens> like how long since last strife
[17:03] <GrubslingerDM> Yes
[17:04] <Kirk_Stevens> okay thanks based dm
[17:04] <Kirk_Stevens> my other attack option was a skateboard
[17:05] <GrubslingerDM> np
[17:07] <Kirk_Stevens> so what is the situation with this reginald guy
[17:08] <Kirk_Stevens> or do y'all just want me to rifle him right away
[17:08] <GrubslingerDM> Oh, I was just gonna roll initiative and start the strife.
[17:08] <Kirk_Stevens> okay
[17:08] <Kirk_Stevens> well i got highest iniative
[17:08] <Kirk_Stevens> so if you want me to shoot him i can
[17:08] <GrubslingerDM> Yup.
[17:08] <GrubslingerDM> Go.
[17:09] <Kirk_Stevens> okay
[17:09] <Kirk_Stevens> well because of prior difficulties
[17:09] <Kirk_Stevens> i am going to use mindkind for my rifling this time
[17:09] <Kirk_Stevens> isntead of riflekind
[17:09] <GrubslingerDM> okay
[17:09] <Kirk_Stevens> so
[17:09] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 1d20+5
[17:09] <Tyche[Dice]> Kirk_Stevens rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{17}
[17:10] <GrubslingerDM> You hit.
[17:10] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 1d4+7
[17:10] <Tyche[Dice]> Kirk_Stevens rolled : 1d4+7 --> [ 1d4=4 ]{11}
[17:10] <Kirk_Stevens> yeah
[17:10] <Kirk_Stevens> now for offhand
[17:10] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 1d20+5.
[17:10] <Tyche[Dice]> Kirk_Stevens rolled : 1d20+5. --> error: malformed expression
[17:10] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 1d20+5 sans period
[17:10] <Tyche[Dice]> Kirk_Stevens rolled : 1d20+5 sans period --> [ 1d20=10 ]{15}
[17:10] <GrubslingerDM> Your mind-y bullets slam into Reginald's chest.
[17:11] <GrubslingerDM> He drops the news paper he was reading and falls out of the cafe chair he was sitting in when he appeared.
[17:11] <Kirk_Stevens> does the second one hit
[17:11] <GrubslingerDM> Yes
[17:11] <Kirk_Stevens> !roll 1d4+2
[17:11] <Tyche[Dice]> Kirk_Stevens rolled : 1d4+2 --> [ 1d4=1 ]{3}
[17:12] <GrubslingerDM> Okay. Thalix is up
[17:12] <Thalix> Cut
[17:12] <Thalix> !roll 1d20+5
[17:12] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{24}
[17:13] <Thalix> !roll 1d6+5
[17:13] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d6+5 --> [ 1d6=1 ]{6}
[17:13] <Thalix> damn
[17:13] <Thalix> !roll 1d20+5 for card
[17:13] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d20+5 for card --> [ 1d20=17 ]{22}
[17:13] <Thalix> !roll 1d4
[17:13] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d4 --> [ 1d4=1 ]{1}
[17:13] <Thalix> damn!
[17:13] <GrubslingerDM> Damn
[17:14] <GrubslingerDM> Reginald's turn.
[17:14] <GrubslingerDM> He attacks ana.
[17:14] <Thalix> No prob detla
[17:14] <GrubslingerDM> !roll 1d20+1 slash, because let's wrap this up.
[17:14] <Tyche[Dice]> GrubslingerDM rolled : 1d20+1 slash, because let's wrap this up. --> [ 1d20=5 ]{6}
[17:14] <GrubslingerDM> He misses. Ana's tur.
[17:14]  * Anastasia_Locke suddenly notices the angry lich, and decides to take the logical course of action
[17:15] <Anastasia_Locke> Switch to army baton, up Psi Blade to 8
[17:15] <GrubslingerDM> GIT SMASHY GIRLIE
[17:15] <Anastasia_Locke> Power Attack 6
[17:15] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+8 to hit
[17:15] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+8 to hit --> [ 1d20=13 ]{21}
[17:15] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 8d4+8 damage
[17:15] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 8d4+8 damage --> [ 8d4=14 ]{22}
[17:16] <GrubslingerDM> You finish him in one shot!
[17:16] <Anastasia_Locke> "Boop."