SHAOTANZHITEN: I wish for your expert opinion on a matter of grave importance
=KoL=KirbyElder: What
SHAOTANZHITEN: There are two this: 1. How the hell do I creep out or otherwise scare this fucked up bitch from hell?
SHAOTANZHITEN: You see, I have met a person much like we
SHAOTANZHITEN: Internet scarred
=KoL=KirbyElder: Right
=KoL=KirbyElder: I will tell you in an easy step by step guide
=KoL=KirbyElder: One, obtain a supply of chloral hydrate
=KoL=KirbyElder: Then, obtain chloroform
=KoL=KirbyElder: Mix together
=KoL=KirbyElder: Douse rag
=KoL=KirbyElder: Put rag over their nose
=KoL=KirbyElder: Obtain handcuffs
=KoL=KirbyElder: Handcuff them
=KoL=KirbyElder: Buckle them to a chair so they can't escape
=KoL=KirbyElder: Obtain toochpicks
=KoL=KirbyElder: Hold their eyes open with toothpicks
SHAOTANZHITEN: Nonary game
=KoL=KirbyElder: Not done yet
=KoL=KirbyElder: get a dropper and water
=KoL=KirbyElder: While hydrating their eyes every few seconds to prevent blindness, show them images of holocaust, genocide and the human centipede 2
=KoL=KirbyElder: Then
=KoL=KirbyElder: Finally
=KoL=KirbyElder: Cut out their vocal chords so they can't tout
=KoL=KirbyElder: And throw them to the street
=KoL=KirbyElder: Also their hand muscles
SHAOTANZHITEN: Might be a bit much
=KoL=KirbyElder: Pft
=KoL=KirbyElder: Don't forget their tendons in their hands, shoulders and knees
SHAOTANZHITEN: It strikes me as unsporting
=KoL=KirbyElder: Gouge their eyes
=KoL=KirbyElder: Then
=KoL=KirbyElder: Cut off both arms
=KoL=KirbyElder: Both legs
=KoL=KirbyElder: One ear
=KoL=KirbyElder: Their nose
=KoL=KirbyElder: Their lips
=KoL=KirbyElder: Scrap the skin off them
=KoL=KirbyElder: Tie them up
=KoL=KirbyElder: Put them in the street
=KoL=KirbyElder: The one ear is so that they can hear the screams of children that see them
SHAOTANZHITEN: I love it