A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at a very big company. The employer interviewed him, then a test: clean the floor. You are hired. the employer said. Give me your email address, and Ill send you the application to fill, as well as when you will start. The man replied, I dont have a computer, neither an email. Im sorry, said the employer, if you dont have an email , you cannot have the job. The man left with no hope. He didnt know what to do, with only $10 USD in his pocket.

He then decided to go to the supermarket, bought a 10 kg tomato crate, then sold the tomatoes door to door. In less than two hours, he succeeded and doubled his capital. He repeated the operation 3 times and returned home with $60 USD. The man realized that he could survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and returned late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday. Shortly later, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

Five years later, the mans company was one of the biggest food retailers. He started to plan his familys future, and decided to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied: I dont have an email.

The broker replied curiously, You dont have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Do you imagine what position you could have if you had an email?

The man paused for a while, and replied: An office boy!

Dont be discouraged if something is not in your favor today. Better opportunities are always waiting ahead.

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blazeracid • 6h •
Honestly, I'll probably remember today at very random times throughout the future because I'll randomly think of this post now.

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robolew • 5h •

Yeh. We and my friends used to call this "Placing a beacon" when we were drunk. Someone would say "beacon" and then you'd always remember that specific part of the night, even if you can't remember anything else.

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Darkersun • 4h •
Yup. There are about a dozen or so random visions in my head where I said "I will remember this moment", despite having no real remarkable thing to remember.

I'm hoping that if I do it more times it will be a regular thing, so even if I said I will remember this moment, I won't.

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reddit_xeno • 5h •
exactly, same here lol

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url_grc • 1h •
When i was in elementary i was at soccer practice and i remembered mom would cook fish that night, then i thought how silly it was that i would forget about that moment in some minutes

It’s been nearly 10 years and i remember it vividly

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z-2 • 3h •
I think I will remember it because of this post but definitely won't

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Torgor_ • 2h •
This can be such a curse depending on what you'll think of, like you could be watching a scary movie and brain will randomly go "but what if we remembered this forever" and you're just fucked for life

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Wicked_smaht_guy • 6h •

 “When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.”

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sparkyroosta • 4h •
Had this frustration with some old bosses. We had a network admin who was rarely visible, which bugged the owner and his partner. The thing was, Admin had all these scripts and monitoring software and other tricks up his sleeve, so everything worked 99.99% of the time, because he would catch stuff before it became an emergency that stopped something.

The next guy was good and knowledgable, but not quite as smooth as Admin1 was. Things would go offline occasionally and Admin2 would have to scramble and "save the day". The owners loved him. One day they were talking shit on Admin1 and I couldn't stand it anymore and detailed the differences between Admin1 and Admin2 and why they were wrong to talk shit.

I don't think they got it though. It always made me sad. I'm just glad the IT manager appreciated the shit out of Admin1.

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Abagofsand • 6h •
Futurama yay

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H_G_Bells • 4h •
SO many things in life are like that. Everything just runs along, business as usual, until something messes up and we notice. Or something spectacularly succeeds and we notice. Hey wait am I just in a rut or something here? :/

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Boggfog • 4h •
And when you leave that company in the dust they will blame their trouble on everyone else suddenly slacking off and the economy.

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Gigibop • 4h •
Jordan schlandscky

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johnnylogan • 3h •
99pi ❤️

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juan-de-fuca • 6h •
That’s my theory on weddings. Embrace mistakes and minor disasters - it is those that make the day memorable to others (and you). Everyone still talks about the blizzard the night before my wedding and how the hotels lost power and people had to shovel themselves into the ceremony and all our fancy clothes got a bit dirty. Good times. If it all went smoothly, no one would have remembered that missed weekend of theirs.

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n8dogg55 • 4h •
I remember my sisters wedding date because it’s the same date harambe got shot.

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Energy_Turtle • 4h •
My favorite person in the world, Steven Rinella, said it best. Suffering is the highest order of fun. No one laughs around a camp fire about an uneventful trip to the park. We laugh about the times we overcame extremely uncomfortable circumstances. They can suck in the moment, but they are what makes life worth reflecting on.

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Phyltre • 4h •
Eh, our friends still tell us almost ten years later that our wedding was their favorite one they’ve gone to. Basically nothing bad happened. They just bring it up out of the blue.

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bunbunnie • 4h •
Similar to mine! We had heavy severe thunderstorms to include tornado warnings the night before, some flooding in the morning where one of my bridesmaids who lived local almost didn't make it in. Makes for good stories!

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LL_moderatelycool_j • 3h •
This was the best pre-wedding advice I received. Embrace the mistakes, that's what you both will remember 25 years from now. Good call.

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WontFixMySwypeErrors • 3h •
This!

My brother's wedding, my son was the flower boy. He was almost 3 and chickened out at the last second.

So my wife picked him up by the armpits and awkwardly carried him down the aisle, and as they walked by people on each side took turns taking some flower petals from the basket in his hands and throwing them out into the aisle for him. It was cute and hilarious.

The bride was mortified at that moment but it's her favorite memory of the whole thing now.

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SlavicFeline • 2h •
I still remember how on my sister's wedding the paper lanterns that they released over a lake got stuck in the trees.

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dw_jb • 7h •
If you live long enough you won’t remember today no matter what

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eleyesl • 6h •
If you die you won’t remember today either

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TittyWolff • 5h •
I wrote my dads obituary today, I’m pretty sure I’ll remember this one for a while.

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Condoggg • 5h •
I can remember days of long past of no significance. Its my power/my curse.

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phatlynx • 5h •
I try to take pictures of important or memorable events I want to recall years or decades later.

Until I realized my iCloud storage was full and my phone broke beyond being repairable and I didn’t backup to iTunes.

There goes some memories I won’t remember.

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the_misc_dude • 6h •
"Hold my laban" -Al-Qaeda

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Trevornon • 5h •
I mean if I got in a plane crash I’m not sure I would forget that.

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Bwizz245 • 4h •
unless we augment our brains with technology

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SpartanMartian • 4h •
Pretty smooth if I manage to live that long

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PaigeMarieSara • 5h •
I think about this a lot, looking back over life of 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. How is so much forgotten? I lived each of those hours. This is why we shouldn’t sweat the petty stuff. Unless it’s big enough to worry about tomorrow or a week from now, don’t stress it today. Later you won’t remember it. We only remember the big things.

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TheTurkeyVulture • 47m •
Someone once told me about the seven rule. If you’re freaking out about something, see if it will still be relevant in 7 minutes. If it is, how about 7 hours? 7 Days? Months, years? Chances are most things won’t be relevant past the first two. It puts a lot of small troubles into perspective.

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Ferrocene_swgoh • 1h •
Hell, I barely remember the big things.

I have a very hard time remembering anything that I also don't have a photo of.

I mean, other than getting beatten and yelled at by dad.

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Zer_0 • 6h •
Not important, but I woke up late, and was late taking my niece to school on her birthday.

We made it on time. Plus I had time to circle back around and drop off a candy bouquet I had stashed in the trunk, to surprise her later in the day. It’s not much, but I hope to remember today, especially on the rare day when I’m stressing over being late.

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Packbacka • 4h •
I woke up late today and almost missed my flight. I did make it on time but had to overpay for scammy taxis. But I'll definitely remember last night when I was at the best party I've ever been to.

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Lakeshow15 • 4h •
Keep doing these things. My aunts and uncles were involved with my upbringing and I absolutley cherish every memory with them. Your siblings will also appreciate it.

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dandroid126 • 5h •

Probably not. I'm an engineer presenting a new product to our customers today. I've never done something like this before. So it's probably going to stand out in my memory.

And now I'm nervous again. Thanks.

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speakeasy518 • 4h •
You’re going to do great. Reddit has your back. I’m wishing you the best luck!!

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TastyHuman • 4h •
When you f*ck up you can always post it on r/todayifuckedup and get atleast some Karma.

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Naith123 • 4h •
Good luck man! You got this!

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doublethump • 4h •
Make sure your fly is down

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Goredema • 3h •
You'll do fine. In fact you'll do so fine, that your managers will have you do stuff like this again, and again, to the point that today will be forgotten because "presenting our new product" will be no big deal to you.

"For you, the day I presented our new product to your company was the most important moment of your career. For me, it was a Tuesday."

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Mr7000000 • 5h •
It's my 18th birthday and my last day at home before moving out and joining the military. I think I'll remember this one.

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carlsonivan • 5h •
Happy New Year! Godspeed.

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lives4pizza • 4h •
Happy birthday fellow Sept 18th baby!

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Known_Argument • 3h •
As a fellow 18 year old i definitely dont have your courage. Happy birthday and good luck!

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hacksoncode • 6h •
Wait, what? My wedding day went pretty damn smoothly...

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skeet_skrrt • 4h •
Better fuck it up so youll remember it

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Liquidlunch27 • 7h •
Not if I get drunk enough

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SmokinDroRogan • 1h •
Username checks out. Also, if you got drunk enough you definitely wouldn't remember it lol

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BananApocalypse • 6h •
So go do something to make it noteworthy.

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CobraCabana • 4h •
I’m on an exotic vacation right now. Everything went smoothly and I’ll probably never forget today.

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Biesuu • 5h •
rape it is

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nevus_bock • 3h •
Or cringeworthy

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000000000013 • 3h •
Not every day has to be noteworthy. That would actually be exhausting.

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EragonSilvr • 5h •
I see this while sitting in my college bathroom shitting my entire internal composition out while also being late to class.

God I hope so.

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KITEMaverick • 3h •
This shits crazy because I’m also blowing the back end of a campus toilet out rn too. Makes ya think...

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Litarider • 4h •
I’m having a biopsy today. If all goes smoothly, i.e., the biopsy is completed successfully without any complications, I’ll remember today because it will be the day when I don’t have cancer, do have cancer, or warrant further observation.

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Humrush • 2h •
I'm not sure there's anything I can say to make this easier. Good luck.

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WORLRL • 6h •
Thanks for raising my anexity

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Jake42Film • 2h •
Is that like Anorexia meets Anxiety?

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MikeVickfortheHOF • 7h •
This is it.

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Innermissions • 4h •
This comment is going into the void and I’m going to forget about it completely

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speakeasy518 • 4h •
Not if I have anything to say about it

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whatshisuserface • 7h •
sometimes i too deluded myself into believing things can go smoothly, but deep down i know

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ItzDaDutchSheep • 5h •
So people with alzheimer's are just happy

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MrFluffehkins • 5h •
I was just offered a new job! I'll definitely remember this day for going smoothly.

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ThatEliteSniper • 5h •
For arguments sake I will remember today because it’s my birthday

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faszkivanmar23 • 4h •
Happy birthday to you too!

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Slodes • 4h •
Well, today's my birthday so hopefully this isn't true.

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camelfucker1955 • 4h •
Happy birthday mate! Hope it's a memorable one

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chicityman09 • 3h •
Happy Birthday!

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faszkivanmar23 • 4h •
Happy irl spotify triangle day, my friend!

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ioa99 • 5h •
RemindMe! 1 year

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lives4pizza • 4h •
But but but today's my birthday!

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sayourfuckupstory • 4h •
!remindMe in 1yr

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momofwon • 4h •
It’s my birthday. Hopefully nothing terrible happens to make it “that year that ————- on my birthday”.

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TheScaryClown • 6h •
How do you get these???

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StellaChar • 6h •
I remember a lot

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Rtyper • 5h •
Why? What are you planning?!

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BeeApples • 5h •
You're lucky if you live half your life old.

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Noso98 • 5h •
It's my 21st Birthday

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speakeasy518 • 4h •
Happy birthday dude! Be safe- spending the last half of your night puking sucks. Pace yourself and don’t drive!!

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Crackerpool • 5h •
I realized I had class today but only after it had started 40 minutes ago

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strictlyhumour • 4h •
Well my gr broke up w me so I’ll think I’ll remember

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speakeasy518 • 4h •
I’m sorry. I know it feels really heavy right now but I promise it will get lighter. There’s somebody better for you out there. Take this as an opportunity to get to know yourself better and do new stuff.

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EmersQn • 1h •
Speaking of going smoothly, OP gonna remember this day forever as the day they got their shower thought upvoted to the front page.

Well done OP. Here's an upvote.

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speakeasy518 • 1h •
You’re 1000% correct. Whenever I makes concerted effort to create a showerthought it goes no where, but my one actual shower thought..

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cwbrandsma • 5h •
100 bad days make a 100 good stories, 100 good stories make me interesting at parties.

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Heff79 • 6h •
The only thing going smoothly is my BMs after coffee.

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iknowthisischeesy • 5h •
Great now I'm going to remember it forever *sigh*

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jaydeepsingh10 • 5h •
Burnt the back of my palm. Definitely not forgetting today.

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Particular_Currency • 3h •
...the back of your palm?

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Sonlin • 5h •
My parents are visiting, so hopefully I will :)

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periphrazein • 5h •
Too late.

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motkaCpl • 5h •
Today did not go smoothly!

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faszkivanmar23 • 4h •
Same for me.

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imlate_usernameenvy • 5h •
Marilu Henner will...

she remembers ALL of them

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hardlyworkingta • 4h •
Not true. Today is my sons's 5th birthday and he is getting his first game console. I hope to remember how happy it makes him for the rest of my life.

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Esau004 • 4h •
Is that a threat?

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Konahrik_01 • 4h •
But I just got my license

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beardy3232 • 4h •
That's the goal

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sayourfuckupstory • 4h •
!remindMe in 1hr

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In-nox • 4h •
Nothing has gone smoothly for me today. I'm pretty sure I'll remember this day for awhile.

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JamesGBaby • 4h •
But it’s my birthday!

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RappinReddator • 4h •
I'm going to a concert. Depending on who you are, either remembering or not could be your definition of smooth.

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Player_Slayer_7 • 4h •
And if everything doesn't go smoothly? Well, that's where tequila comes in.

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Elutrixx • 4h •
Well than I certainly will remember today

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desislayer101 • 4h •
But it’s my birthday🥺

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speakeasy518 • 4h •
Happy birthday!

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Phil_Ballins • 4h •
If you’ve done something right, most people won’t know you’ve done anything at all.

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SiameseRugrat • 4h •
Dang these showerthoughts are getting kinda depressing lately

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Daddyspanksya • 3h •
Unless this is the day i pull off that bank robbery

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_forum_mod • 3h •
I will now because you made me aware of it.

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cheeeeeese • 3h •
i got a job offer today that i doubt ill ever forget.

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electron2k • 3h •
not after i've read this post

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emma_lion15 • 3h •
I’m an assistant teacher for 3-6 year olds, you bet your ass I remember the days that go smoothly.

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MichaelOwensNan • 2h •
I just spent the entire day with one of my closest friends who I think I'm starting to have feelings for...

...and we're going to a rave in a few hours. Her first, my first in ages. Eccies in the pocket, smoke back at home.

This could be a very memorable day if all goes smoothly.

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1-am • 2h •
godspeed brother, i have yet to try eccies. have fun!

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TheBestAtWriting • 2h •
as pickup lines go, this one's pretty bad

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gunjezinje • 2h •
Not if u scoring a bank

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Malcolm_Reynolds1 • 1h •
Hah, well I'm a month into my European vacation so I better remember it all!

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Drunkruskiman • 1h •
42,0k likes!

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Myst3rySteve • 1h •
Very true. The mundane days where nothing goes wrong are highly underrated.

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libster5 • 1h •
I’ll remember today, I got my first big girl job offer at my top hospital!! Things are going very smoothly.

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DOUBLETBMC • 1h •
Well now that I've seen this, I have forever embedded this day into my memory banks.

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biomania • 1h •
I used to think shower thoughts were by one person when I first started reddit. I thought, what a brilliant person this is with all these ideas..... I'm dumb haha

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YouCanCallMeQueenB • 1h •
I don’t know why I’m sharing.

Things didn’t start well today but smoothed out rather quickly.

Forgot to take the trash to the curb last night and woke up around 9, saw the full trash in the kitchen and realized the mistake and whined because our small freezer went out so we lost some meat which was now attracting flies in the bin. The stinky mess would have to sit another week.

Around 1, I heard the garbage man and ran to pull the bin around and went to ask if he would still take it as he was parked at the end of the block.

Did you know that they have to record when they are unable to do pick ups? I didn’t know but I understand why they would. The driver was very defensive when I came up even though I started off with “Hey I forgot to put our trash out...” I’m sure some lowlifes forget and try to get shitty with the company. Anyhoo!

I learned something new and had to approach a stranger today so this is one day I won’t forget.

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ElysianBlight • 1h •
This really creeped me out.. thinking about how I remember events in my life, but not specific days.. I am aware and alive and feeling right now but even tomorrow I will not be able to fully reconnect with this exact moment .. gives me such a disconnected sense, like I am only a piece of myself floating around in time and leaving 'dead' versions of me behind and oh God help.

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JellyBellyGiggles • 56m •
It didn't go smoothly. I will remember this day for a veeerrrryyy long time.

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SheolCodeMonkey • 5h •
I had a job interview today for a place I'm really hoping to work at. "Good day" does not equal "unmemorable day". Like, not even kinda, what does this even mean?

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iwbwikia_ • 4h •
He just said smoothly, he didn't say good. Either way I think he means that when you get older, routine sort of makes it easy to not remember days long-term

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Jndst21 • 6h •
I agree with this, especially since my memories before being 9 years old is not really clear.

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jackInTheBronx • 6h •
This is not true for hosts in /r/westworld

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halfarian • 6h •
That’s a good one.

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The_Richard_Cranium • 5h •
Not true. I have court in an hour and it HAS to go smoothly. If it does or not, I will not forget today.

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schlootie • 5h •
I’m going to see Madonna. I think it’s going to be a smooth, memorable day.

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tubbleman • 5h •
Relevant xkcd

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LeckenDrachen • 5h •
So that's why I have such a great memory

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TheLivingBot • 5h •
It didn't go smoothly

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speakeasy518 • 4h •
Regardless you’ll forget about it at some point. I hope thing get better for you today!

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SilverChair86 • 5h •
I'm sure I will. This day is going smoothly and lovely, spent the morning in bed and the afternoon with my 4yo, husband is cooking dinner and 4yo is staying the night at grandma's because we're going to the hospital tomorrow to induce labour and I'll have my newborn baby tomorrow. I'm sure I won't forget the last day with just the 3 of us.

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naiasonod • 5h •
It's true.

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joego9 • 5h •
Everything did not go smoothly, hence I will remember my failures of today in a moment of embarrassment at 1:14 am 13 years from now while trying to sleep.

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articunories • 5h •
I tend to hope things go awry somehow. Keeps the days interesting and me on my toes.

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es330td • 5h •
Unless you have hyperthymesia in which case you are doomed to remember yet another uneventful day.

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BenMilroj • 5h •
Do you see positive event also as 'not smooth'? Because those you can definitely remember. I'd rephrase as 'uneventfull'.

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speakeasy518 • 4h •
Yeah it was a really random thought- in retrospect I would of worded it a little different

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HaroerHaktak • 5h •
Is that a threat mate?

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speakeasy518 • 4h •
It’s a bet, mate. Do something worth remembering! Have an adventure!

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NoahLCS • 4h •
I've been without two front teeth this Saturday...I'll remember today

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nikosLT • 4h •
Not if you make every night legen... Wait for it... Dary

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ShinyPavnd • 4h •
Just won 850€ on mrgreen so i'll remember that day

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Melancholic_Trash • 4h •
If the today went smoothly I'd remember it very well. Thats why i dont remember what i did last day or last week or last month or last year...

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Melker24 • 4h •
It didn't. Today was a pretty bad day.

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Ethan0754217 • 4h •
Well I'm sick so so far not so good

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thecwestions • 4h •
Just about to get into another plane. Thanks for the reminder!

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rileyb44 • 4h •
I'm hoping this day is special. I'm about to go on a first date with a guy I really like

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-Spidey- • 4h •
Food for thought

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TidusWulf • 4h •
It's 9am and things have already been going wrong. Good thing it's not my money!

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faszkivanmar23 • 4h •
I will probably remember today. We wrote a maths test because most of my classmates didn't do the 2+ hour homework and understand the shittily explained lesson. When we finished the test, I kicked a table over and yelled a lotta swear words while she was still in the classroom. She said "instead of breaking stuff, you should go learn" as a reaction to my mental breakdown and left the classroom. Didn't get a detention since this is Romania and rules aren't as strict. But this event will most likely be remembered by my "pay up or screw off" teacher.

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ExBubbleEater • 4h •
I'm going to remember this day for the rest of my life. Basically I (m19) went to take home my little sister (4yold) from kindergarten and she started crying and laying on the floor in front of the teachers cause she didn't want me to take her home, as she wanted mum to go: but mum has an other little girl (1yold) and today she asked me to go. I've been taking her home for the past year but since september I never did: after the crying and screaming we started walking towards home and she acted extremly bad, she kept crying all the time and all the people on the street looked at me as if I was stealing a fucking child. I felt so bad (with other problems related to that little girl putting pressure on me) and when I entered home I was in tears in front of my mother and my 16yold sister and this has never happened in the last 6 years I think. I cried and I yelled "she is not my daughter, why am I taking this respondabilities, you should do this ecc". I still feel bad both because of how I yelled to my mom, whom I always treat with maximum respect, and cause of that little monster hating me and trating me as shit. I know that she is craving attention but this issue got me really hard, and I've been thinking about not ever having children of my own. Sry I just needed to write this somewhere

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jotazepp • 4h •
Why would I want to remember this nonsense day?

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sniper376 • 4h •
I saw that Fucking video about lady getting bullied im gonna remember this day for eternity so ...

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TheBestTectonicPlate • 4h •
My sister's in town which makes it significant, I could still remember it

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verbes555 • 4h •
im gonna remember today

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melodiegargoyle • 4h •
Disturbing lolol

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MrSeverity • 4h •
Sometimes the things that go smoothly ARE memorable, though.

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-Newest-Redditor- • 4h •
False

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Totally_Generic_Name • 4h •
If this post goes over well, we won't remember it

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chops51991 • 4h •
I mean, things have been so not smooth lately that I'll betaine remember the day everything is fixed. It will be glorious

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vaktaeru • 4h •
I woke up feeling like shit today, just got a lot of stuff going on. If I call in and take off work I'll probably remember this as the time I took off work because of all that going on. If I go in anyways then I probably won't even remember it.

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vm-varga2018 • 4h •
What if you are getting married?

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ThinCrusts • 4h •
Sure, let's hope the next batch of 40 kids figure out how to code a simple circuit in vhdl in the next four hours and I'll be golden!

Rest of the night should go smoothly as I'll be drinking beer and eating pizza.

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GreyMath • 4h •
I will remember today. Unfortunately.

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LooneyWabbit1 • 4h •
Jokes on you, I have really bad memory problems and likely won't remember anyway!

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DelbertGriffith • 4h •
Thanks I hate it

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KarolOfGutovo • 4h •
Ahahhah i will.

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jdixXBOX • 4h •
Now I will

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HamezTheAverage • 4h •
I'm getting a tattoo today. I hoping for everything to go smoothly and to remember the day

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uk_medal • 4h •
I’ll always remember my first vehicle break in. Waking up to a smashed window isn’t the best feeling...

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A_Fabulous_Gay_Deer • 4h •
Olēka: The Awareness of How Few Days Are Memorable

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polite-citizen • 4h •
the man at the store had to re-boot the soda machine's touch screen display before I could buy a drink, so now I will remember this day forever.

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GummibearFiend • 4h •
See these are the kinds of days I like to have. Nothing out of the ordinary, no sunrise moments. Fuck making every day memorable I want an easy ride

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Tek4u • 4h •
True, But MariLu Henner will! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperthymesia

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FrozenSOAP • 4h •
Am I the only one that tends to remember really shit things that happened? Like if I try to think of an amazing thing that happened to me I struggle. But coming up with some shit that happened I’m like oh yeah there was this time, and this time, and this time...

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DrbrightMk1 • 4h •
The knife in my ass begs to differ

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