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Carmen has fun at the circus

Nov 29th, 2015
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  1. [13:32] <ATtheorytime[DM]> the circus appears mostly the same as when you left it
  2. [13:33] * Carmen_Chapman looks around for the juggling act again
  3. [13:34] <ATtheorytime[DM]> Roll perception
  4. [13:37] <Carmen_Chapman> !roll 2#d20+2 for perception with advantage
  5. [13:37] <`DICE> Carmen_Chapman rolled 2#d20+2 for perception with advantage [ 1d20=15 ]{17}, [ 1d20=12 ]{14}
  6. [13:41] <ATtheorytime[DM]> You manage to spot the stand where you firs found the lizards. Luckily, they're still there setting up for their next performance
  7. [13:44] <Carmen_Chapman> You casually walk over and find the lizard peep who was so awesome to lend you the club thing
  8. [13:44] <ATtheorytime[DM]> Said lizard peep is currently setting up a tightrope
  9. [13:45] * Carmen_Chapman walks over and taps said lizard on the shoulder
  10. [13:45] <ATtheorytime[DM]> The lizard turns to you and smiles
  11. [13:45] * Carmen_Chapman waves
  12. [13:45] * Carmen_Chapman decaptchalogues the club and holds it behind her back, letting it poke out a bit
  13. [13:46] * Carmen_Chapman nods her head in the direction of the club, wiggling it slightly
  14. [13:46] <ATtheorytime[DM]> The lizard gestures a questioning shrug to you, then outlines the shape of a pin with its hands
  15. [13:47] * Carmen_Chapman quickly brings out the club from behind her back, holding it out to the lizard
  16. [13:48] <ATtheorytime[DM]> The lizard claps excitedly and gladly accepts the pin from you
  17. [13:50] * Carmen_Chapman gives a thumbs up
  18. [13:50] <ATtheorytime[DM]> The lizard returns your thumbs up
  19. [13:51] * Carmen_Chapman points at the show setup and then at her wrist like a watch, shrugging, wondering when the show will start
  20. [13:52] <ATtheorytime[DM]> The lizard holds up three fingers on one hand, and makes a 0 with the other
  21. [13:54] * Carmen_Chapman smiles, giving a thumbs up, before heading back into the circus tent
  22. [13:55] <ATtheorytime[DM]> ==>
  23. [13:57] * Carmen_Chapman looks around for something interesting to eat
  24. [13:58] <ATtheorytime[DM]> There are plenty of things which look interesting, to say the least
  25. [13:58] <ATtheorytime[DM]> Looking for anything in particular?
  26. [13:59] * Carmen_Chapman thinks, looking around at the food stalls
  27. [13:59] * Carmen_Chapman decides she wants something hearty, something that will actually fill her up. Those fruity sort of candy things were good but she's still really hungry!
  28. [14:00] <ATtheorytime[DM]> There are big hunks of roasting meat over steaks in a big green stall, how about those?
  29. [14:01] <Carmen_Chapman> :OOOOOO
  30. [14:01] * Carmen_Chapman dashes over and gets in line to get one
  31. [14:03] <ATtheorytime[DM]> The line is short, and soon you're at the front
  32. [14:04] * Carmen_Chapman points at one of the bigger chunks of meat
  33. [14:04] <ATtheorytime[DM]> A lizard takes the meat off the stake and slides it onto a plate where another lizard wraps the bottom in a set of napkins before handing it to you
  34. [14:06] * Carmen_Chapman takes the meat, grinning widely before walking off and sinking her set of pointy teeth directly into it
  35. [14:07] <ATtheorytime[DM]> It's a very delicious cut pf meat, tasting not unlike beef, and tastes smoky from the wooden fires it was cooked with
  36. [14:08] * Carmen_Chapman pauses for a brief moment, confused by what meat this actually is
  37. [14:08] * Carmen_Chapman ignores it and just keeps eating!
  38. [14:08] * Carmen_Chapman walks around to find the most exciting show she can watch while eating
  39. [14:10] <ATtheorytime[DM]> After a while of looking you find a what appears to be a lizard, woodcarving, Bob Ross
  40. [14:11] <Carmen_Chapman> :DDDDDDD
  41. [14:11] <Carmen_Chapman> THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT OMG ITS SO PERFECT
  42. [14:11] * Carmen_Chapman wishes she could wood carve that well
  43. [14:12] * Carmen_Chapman sits down to watch while she devours the mystery meat
  44. [14:13] <ATtheorytime[DM]> The lizard is carving a landscape of a wooded lake into a large wooden log, explaining something about how there are no accidents, only happy mistakes
  45. [14:14] * Carmen_Chapman DECIDES THIS LIZARD IS HER HERO
  46. [14:14] <Carmen_Chapman> Someone who loves nature? Who makes art of it? WHO CARVES WOOD??? This is like everything you tried to do with your wood carving.
  47. [14:14] * Carmen_Chapman watches intently to try and learn
  48. [14:16] <ATtheorytime[DM]> The entire audience is enthralled by the lizard
  49. [14:16] <ATtheorytime[DM]> When he finishes his first piece he takes out a second log and asks for a volunteer
  50. [14:17] * Carmen_Chapman enthusiastically raises her hand
  51. [14:18] <ATtheorytime[DM]> Lizard Bob Ross scans the crowd mumbling to himself intently...
  52. [14:23] * Carmen_Chapman waves her hand in the air trying to get its attention
  53. [14:23] <ATtheorytime[DM]> After a while his eyes settle on you and he gestures for you to come up
  54. [14:23] <Carmen_Chapman> "WOOO!"
  55. [14:23] * Carmen_Chapman sets what little remains of her meat down on her seat and goes up to the front
  56. [14:24] <ATtheorytime[DM]> The lizard asks you to begin carving something through gestures
  57. [14:24] <ATtheorytime[DM]> Handing you a carving knife as he does so
  58. [14:25] * Carmen_Chapman tries to figure out what the hell he is gesturing you to make
  59. [14:25] <ATtheorytime[DM]> He seems to be saying to just make anything you want
  60. [14:26] * Carmen_Chapman sits down and begins by carving off any bark on the piece of wood except for a ring around the base
  61. [14:26] * Carmen_Chapman begins making the top more pointed and the sides flatter
  62. [14:27] * Carmen_Chapman continues carving, attempting to make a carving of the circus tent
  63. [14:27] * Lizard_Bob_Ross stops you and adjusts your grip on the knife, explaining through various unintelligible noises how this position is better for carving from this particular angle
  64. [14:29] * Carmen_Chapman adjusts her grip and continues carving, occasionally looking up to Lizard Bob Ross to see if she's doing okay
  65. [14:30] * Lizard_Bob_Ross nods and occasionally stops you but more or less watches as you carve the outline of the circus tent
  66. [14:32] * Carmen_Chapman continues carving
  67. [14:35] <Lizard_Bob_Ross> As Lizard_Bob_Ross notices what you are carving he stops you and details some techniques for how to get the soft canvas texture of the circus tent
  68. [14:37] * Carmen_Chapman watches his examples and then tries to imitate them on the carving
  69. [14:37] <Lizard_Bob_Ross> With just the occasional pause and adjustment you complete the carving of the tent for Lizard Bob Roos
  70. [14:39] <Lizard_Bob_Ross> He excitedly demonstrates this example to the crowd and they applaud wildly, before Lizard Bob Ross hands you the log you carved and gestures you back towards the audience
  71. [14:42] * Carmen_Chapman decaptchalogues a pen and holds it out to Lizard Bob Ross, showing him the bottom of her carving after she signs it
  72. [14:42] * Lizard_Bob_Ross signs the bottom of your carving
  73. [14:43] * Carmen_Chapman grins widely before taking the pen back and returning to her seat
  74. [15:03] <Lizard_Bob_Ross> It appears that Lizard Bob Ross is beginning an intermission of his show
  75. [15:05] * Carmen_Chapman captchalogues the carving and picks up the remainder of her meat
  76. [15:06] * Carmen_Chapman finishes eating and tosses the napkins in the nearest garbage can-looking thingy
  77. [15:06] <Carmen_Chapman> "Hmmmmmm....."
  78. [15:07] <Carmen_Chapman> You aren't really sure what to do next.... This circus is really cool, but there's probably so much other awesome stuff to do too!!!
  79. [15:07] <Carmen_Chapman> You kinda wanna just go exploring to see what you find....
  80. [15:07] <Carmen_Chapman> But you don't want to leave here yet!!!
  81. [15:07] <Carmen_Chapman> How about one last......
  82. [15:07] <Carmen_Chapman> "OOH!"
  83. [15:08] * Carmen_Chapman looks around for one of those face painters
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