[22:56] * SamVib (~SamVib@ppp-70-253-145-138.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net) has joined #reddit
[22:56] <SamVib> anyone else having problems signing in?
[22:56] <aperson> SamVib↳ it's just you
[22:56] <aperson> keep trying
[22:56] <SamVib> I tried.
[22:56] <pinkfu> SamVib, just you
[22:57] <SamVib> you niggers trollin' me?
[22:57] <justtip> try harder SamVib
[22:57] <justtip> like, really hard
[22:57] <SamVib> I bet you like really hard, faggot
[22:58] <SamVib> theres not even an option to sign in.
[22:58] <SamVib> just register
01[22:58] <dd-wrt> SamVib, is your browser up to date?
[22:58] <SamVib> I click register and sign in
[22:58] <SamVib> but yet it doesn't sign me in.
[22:58] <aperson> SamVib↳ make sure your computer is up to date
[22:58] <SamVib> Its up to date you dumb jew. Chrome 9.
01[22:58] <dd-wrt> probably your browser
[22:58] <justtip> SamVib, try refactoring the normals
[22:58] <aperson> reddit won't let you log in unless you're up to date for security reasons
[22:58] <SamVib> let me try another one.
[22:59] <Suaviloquent> reddit's working fine on IE for me, SamVib
[22:59] <Suaviloquent> try that.
[22:59] <pinkfu> SamVib, did you try rebooting?
[22:59] <SamVib> Hmm, I tried IE, won't work.
[22:59] <SamVib> I'll reboot now.
02[22:59] * SamVib (~SamVib@ppp-70-253-145-138.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net) Quit (Quit: brb computer issues)
[22:59] <Suaviloquent> Weird, IE is the only thing reddit's working for me right now, must be a firefox patch thing.
[22:59] <Suaviloquent> lol
[22:59] <justtip> SamVib, wait, install netscape navigator
[22:59] <Suaviloquent> We're assholes
[22:59] <justtip> oh, hes gone
[23:00] <Suaviloquent> hi-five guys
[23:00] <pinkfu> yes, yes we are
01[23:00] <dd-wrt> bahahahah
[23:00] <pinkfu> ahahaha
[23:00] <Suaviloquent> when he comes back let's think of other shit to say
[23:00] <Suaviloquent> not netscape, how about opera
[23:00] <Suaviloquent> or.. safari
[23:00] <aperson> I was going to have them change their dns settings
[23:00] <Suaviloquent> LOL
[23:01] <pinkfu> If he comes back...
[23:01] <pinkfu> unplug and wait a min?
[23:01] <aperson> then maybe they can try burning a linux livecd and testing reddit from there
[23:01] <aperson> could be a windows issue
[23:01] <zaapiel> lol linux
[23:01] <Suaviloquent> tell them to try on the ipad
[23:01] <pinkfu> oh man, we are awful people
[23:01] <Suaviloquent> works just fine on the ipad!
[23:02] <pinkfu> let's keep doing it
03[23:04] * SamVib (~SamVib@ppp-70-253-145-138.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net) has joined #reddit
[23:05] <pinkfu> SamVib, it work?
[23:05] <SamVib> nope, give me better advice kike
[23:05] <Suaviloquent> SamVib, dude, did you try IE?
[23:05] <SamVib> Yep. Faggots
[23:05] <pinkfu> Maybe if you unplug and wait a minute
[23:05] <Suaviloquent> weird, cause it works for me
[23:05] <Suaviloquent> do u have safari or opera or another browser?
[23:05] <Suaviloquent> cause ff and chrome don't work
[23:05] <src> what's wrong?
[23:05] <SamVib> I'll try opera
[23:05] <src> perhaps i could be of assistance
06[23:05] * src dawns his cape
[23:06] <Suaviloquent> super-src
01[23:06] <dd-wrt> have you upgraded to firefox 4.0 yet?
01[23:06] <dd-wrt> because that could be the problem
[23:06] <jaybdavis01> Reddit works for me
[23:06] <Tunix2_> Okay I have been in my own world here for a minute. What technical problems are we trying to troubleshoot?
[23:06] <SamVib> I use Chrome. I bet you poor niggers use safari because niggers don't know how computers works
[23:06] <jaybdavis01> it's just in read only mode
[23:06] <pinkfu> Me too, I use Chrome :/
[23:06] <jaybdavis01> Firefox on OS X
[23:06] <pinkfu> I am watching amputee jew porn
[23:06] <src> opera <3
[23:06] <pinkfu> are you?
[23:06] <jaybdavis01> Firefox 3
[23:06] <Suaviloquent> same here, went from chrome -> ff -> IE
[23:06] <Suaviloquent> that's the only thing it'd work on
[23:06] <Tunix2_> Chrome
[23:06] <Suaviloquent> Idk about the others
[23:06] <SamVib> Nigger.
[23:06] <src> fags
[23:06] <Suaviloquent> have you tried refreshing your IP's dns?
[23:07] <pinkfu> SamVib, which Chrome channel are you on?
01[23:07] <dd-wrt> SamVib: do you have another computer you can try?
[23:07] <SamVib> chrome 9
[23:07] <src> Tunix2_:  huh?
[23:07] <SamVib> I'll try my phone.
[23:07] <pinkfu> Is it the beta channel?
[23:07] <pinkfu> that is what I'm on
[23:07] <SamVib> crap, phone got stolen by a fucking blackie
01[23:07] <dd-wrt> damn
[23:07] <Suaviloquent> samvib, are you on windows?
[23:07] <SamVib> I'll ask my brother if he can log on. Hopefully he'll suck my cock
[23:07] <SamVib> Yes, Windows 8
[23:07] <jaybdavis01> what websites aren't working?
[23:07] <SamVib> Yes, Windows 7*
[23:07] <Suaviloquent> windows 8, lol
01[23:07] <dd-wrt> windows 8 huh
[23:07] <Suaviloquent> okay
[23:07] <pinkfu> I'm on Ubuntu
[23:07] <SamVib> Just Reddit.
[23:07] <Limp_Trizkit> i'm on windows8
[23:07] <Suaviloquent> samvib: do this, run cmd as administrator
[23:08] <Tunix2_> Hes from the future that makes sense!
[23:08] <pinkfu> Maybe your ip was banned?
[23:08] <Suaviloquent> then type in ipconfig /flushdns
[23:08] <pinkfu> Did you post something terrible?
[23:08] <src> SamVib:  clear cache/cookies/temp internet history?
[23:08] <jaybdavis01> You can't even get it to load at all?
[23:08] <SamVib> It loads. Your mom loads, like a kike
[23:08] <SamVib> I can't log in.
[23:08] <Suaviloquent> weird..
[23:08] <src> lol
[23:08] <pinkfu> What does it say?
[23:08] <supersaw> you broke it
[23:08] <Suaviloquent> SUCKY SUCKY LITTLE NIGGER FAGGOT
[23:08] <justtip> log in, but with vigor
[23:08] <uhfekt> YOU BROKE IT?!?
[23:08] <SamVib> It doesn't say anything.
[23:08] <justtip> you have to want it
[23:08] <pinkfu> Like, when you login, what does it say?
[23:08] <Suaviloquent> is your username samvib?
[23:08] <uhfekt> HOW DID YOU BREAK IT YOU DUMB COON
[23:08] <SamVib> theres not an option for me to log in.
[23:08] <Suaviloquent> wtf
[23:08] <SamVib> its SwypeTips
[23:08] <uhfekt> i think ur banned dawg
[23:08] <Suaviloquent> the entire dialog box disappeared?
[23:08] <src> yeah, what happens when you click login?
[23:08] <Suaviloquent> okay
[23:08] <pinkfu> weird
[23:09] <uhfekt> you madd banned
[23:09] <SamVib> and I click "Register"
[23:09] <pinkfu> are you logging in from the  main page?
[23:09] <uhfekt> for life
[23:09] <SamVib> and then I log in from there
01[23:09] <dd-wrt> if you want to give me your password i'll try it from my computer
[23:09] <aperson> SamVib↳ have you tried changing your DNS?
[23:09] <Suaviloquent> I messaged you SwypeTips, you should be getting a message from 'lolliquent' soon
[23:09] <Suaviloquent> er, if you can log in
[23:09] <Suaviloquent> it'll show you instructions
[23:09] <uhfekt> flushdns wont help for a ban
[23:09] <SamVib> then it takes me back to reddit and I am not logged it.
[23:09] <supersaw> give me your credit card and your firstborn child and i'll try to login for you
[23:09] <Suaviloquent> yeah, damn
[23:09] <SamVib> I don't know if I am banned but I wouldn't doubt it, reddit mods are such fucking jews
[23:09] <Suaviloquent> You probably are..
[23:09] <pinkfu> SamVib, which page are you trying to login from?
[23:09] <SamVib> I didn't post anything bad, just that I hope we reinstate the draft so all the damn blackies can get sent overseas to be blown up by towel heads
[23:09] <Suaviloquent> because if the login info is gone completely
[23:09] <SamVib> I rarely post.
[23:09] <uhfekt> im guessing its a life-time ban
[23:09] <uhfekt> cause reddit doesnt fuck around
[23:09] <Tunix2_> SamVib, come lick my love pump and maybe I wont shit on your mom you fucking nigger
[23:09] <src> have you made any rude/crude/vile comments lately, like loving arabs?
[23:10] <justtip> possibly panned for underposting
[23:10] <SamVib> pinkfu, from the mainpage
[23:10] <SamVib> Nope.
[23:10] <justtip> baannnnedddddd
[23:10] <src> totally banned
[23:10] <pinkfu> What does it say at the top of the main page?
[23:10] <pinkfu> Anything different?
[23:10] <uhfekt> defo banned
[23:10] <Tunix2_> Banned as fuck
[23:10] <src> mucho grundo banned
[23:10] <uhfekt> I vote republican because I want to fuck niggers over
[23:10] <pinkfu> Or just the normal page?
[23:10] <pinkfu> :D
[23:10] <SamVib> .....nig nogs
[23:10] <Suaviloquent> you need to find reddit's server farm, SamVimes
[23:10] <SamVib> reddit is a circle jerk for nigger lovers and race traitors
[23:10] <Suaviloquent> er, samvib
[23:10] <supersaw> SamVib: sorry dude i just check the DataBass, it appears you are perm-banned forever for being such a massive fucking queer
[23:10] <SamVib> I am the CUNT MASTER
06[23:10] * pinkfu snards
[23:10] <uhfekt> fuck you SamVib
[23:11] <pinkfu> hahaha
[23:11] <SamVib> why fuck me? fuck you you goddamn faggot
[23:11] <uhfekt> you ruined everything
[23:11] <Tunix2_> hahahaha
01[23:11] <dd-wrt> rofl
01[23:11] <dd-wrt> PRICELESS
[23:11] <jaybdavis01> They are probably redoing some backend stuff
[23:11] <Suaviloquent> ahhh SamVib, I'll be honest
[23:11] <Suaviloquent> WE'VE ALL BEEN TROLLING YOU
[23:11] <src> you just got banned irl
[23:11] <jaybdavis01> And need the DB to be down
[23:11] <Tunix2_> SamVib, not only did you break reddit you ruined reddit for a million users!
[23:11] <Suaviloquent> REDDIT IS DOWN FOR EVERYONE
[23:11] <pinkfu> Like, trolling hard
01[23:11] <dd-wrt> SO FUCKING PRICELESS
[23:11] <Suaviloquent> LOL.
[23:11] <pinkfu> sorry
[23:11] <SamVib> fuck you nigger
[23:11] <Suaviloquent> LOL, LOL, LOL.
[23:11] <pinkfu> SORRY
[23:11] <SamVib> FUCK YOU NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
[23:11] <SamVib> :(
[23:11] <Suaviloquent> I'm SORRY
[23:11] <pinkfu> hahahaha
[23:11] <uhfekt> lawl
01[23:11] <dd-wrt> i am niggering so fucking hard right now
[23:11] <jaybdavis01> Or they are migrating servers, which would explain why some people can't get it at all
06[23:12] * pinkfu is linking your anus
[23:12] <uhfekt> now thats a real ban
[23:12] <SamVib> you can all eat my dick, you bunch of niggers
[23:12] <SamVib> for free, because niggers have no money
[23:12] <SamVib> of course.
01[23:12] <dd-wrt> hahahahahahah
[23:12] <supersaw> your dick is banned
01[23:12] <dd-wrt> i can't believe that worked for THAT LONG, just like a faggot working a long juicy penis
[23:12] <pinkfu> mmm god yes give it to me you goddamn dirty mexi bastard
[23:12] <Tunix2_> omg this needs to be posted to reddit after the break
[23:12] <supersaw> NIGGERRSSS
[23:12] <pinkfu> I hope someone logged this
[23:12] <uhfekt> daw
[23:12] <pinkfu> and edits it a bit
01[23:12] <dd-wrt> i've got logs
[23:12] <pinkfu> because I am sure I talked about spics, and how much I hate wetbacks