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  1. [100:Gabelyne]: oh tight i'm an archdruid now, all the druids are doin some sort of first-ten-minutes-of-lion-king thing about it
  2. [100:Dragonymph]: lol!
  3. [100:Dragonymph]: Like that Druid huh?
  4. [100:Gabelyne]: yeah i think i am starting to get the rhythm of feral
  5. [100:Gabelyne]: and it is fun as heck horrifying other players by dropping out of a clear blue sky as a furious bear and bamfing into a bird a picometer before cratering, only to fly off and do it again
  6. [100:Gabelyne]: the other day some poor gnome was shrieking about it and eventually just hid in the inn /crying
  7. [100:Gabelyne]: it's not that i never do rp, it's that when i do, i always rp sort of a jerk, but a harmless jerk.
  8. [100:Dragonymph]: Oh, so you're yourself?
  9. [100:Dragonymph]: XD J/K
  10. [100:Gabelyne]: the funniest part of it was dialing in the timing. i splattered at the feet of some priest in trade district and he just did a /yell OH GOD WHAT THE
  11. [100:Gabelyne]: ahahahaha PRETTY MUCH, YES
  12. [100:Gabelyne]: i mean how would YOU react if you were just boppin' down the sidewalk and winnie the pooh turned into supper chunks approximately seven inches in front of you
  13. [100:Gabelyne]: that's not the sort of thing anyone's suave enough to freestyle rap off. 'oh pooh / silly old bear / some of you's here / and some of you's there / you made a mistake / your life is now waste / you turned yourself / into teddybear paste'
  14. [100:Gabelyne]: i have surprising rap chops for a tubby white dude
  15. [100:Gabelyne]: not exactly eminem but maybe one of those off-brand m&m ripoffs. like MC pack of sixlets from the swap meet or dj eight dollar sack of stale skittles from your kid's school fundraiser
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