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- Chain 089: Food Fight
- Location:
- Age: 13
- Identity: Drop-In
- Drawbacks: None
- [Free] Am I Dead Yet?
- [100/1000] It's Simple And Plain
- [250/1000] This Just Sort Of Happened to Me
- [550/1000] But Enough About Me, Let's Kill You
- [850/1000] It's Called Evil Poison Bites Death
- [950/1000] Circulars and Ibuprofen
- Thirteen years old? Step one, I'm aging to something more reasonable. Yeesh. Step two, why didn't I have half these perks during the last jump? Would've been damned handy. Either way, this whole thing was mildly insane, and simultaneously retarded and tragic. Like a comedian who had a stroke trying to keep on making comedy except they were never funny in the first place, but if you actually SAY that, everyone thinks you're a terrible person so you just kind of have to sit there until it ends.
- Though I hijacked the Brand X-bot and went joyriding in it. Often. Sometimes I took others with me. It was funny, not gonna lie.
- Also, I have no idea who half of these mascots are even supposed to represent. The generic brand ones were particularly disturbing, though. What the hell is a Quisp and why does it look like Caillou with a propellor attached to its head? Who is the Big Yellow Cowboy? Why shouldn't I squeeze the Charmin? And why won't anyone just give that god damn rabbit some cereal?
- (Apparently giving him cereal made him break down. Turns out he's surprisingly sane when he's not fiending for sugary cereal, so at least I had SOMEONE on my side here.)
- I distracted myself with the continuing upgrades to Hyperion, mostly. I'll have to plan a full revision to the warworld, but in the short term, the 'fuck everything within a parsec' plan is actually doable. I mean, it came stock with hyperspace-capable missiles, upgrading that to planet buster warheads wasn't difficult. It's really irritating trying to solve the attenuation problem with directed energy weapons, but at least I have an effective range measured in double-digit light seconds for now.
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