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You: bot
Stranger: bot bot
You: not a bot!
You: holy shit
Stranger: WHAT UP?!
Stranger: Yeah man, I understand your pain
You: nothing much my guy
Stranger: 12k and mostly bots ?
You: sitting in bed bored af y'feel me
Stranger: fuck
You: yeah
Stranger: yeah its like that
Stranger: how long you been on omegle till now
Stranger: ?
You: like a few minutes lol
You: I just laid down and didn't want to sleep yet
Stranger: ah yeah thats not too bad
Stranger: shit you know any other sites like this? without bots
You: no
You: like
You: a good thing to do
You: is add tags
You: like
You: bored
You: or something like that
Stranger: haha
Stranger: prob hit with bots now
Stranger: chat is filled with em
Stranger: thanks though
You: I had mild success with it
Stranger: music, chat, movies are filled with most from my exp
You: ye
You: so like
You: I have to be up in a few hours
You: to goto the DMV
You: but
You: I don't want to
Stranger: dont want to go to the DMV?
You: yeah
Stranger: anything important?
You: id and shit
You: so yeah
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: so you gonna crash or waht
Stranger: ;) crash as in sleep
You: lol
You: nah
You: it's hot as balls
You: as in
You: my balls are sticking to my leg
You: and it's very uncomfortable
Stranger: dam its nice over here
You: where you at?
Stranger: im in AUS
Stranger: winter coming though
You: yeah
Stranger: you in the south?
You: west coast USA
Stranger: ah yeah, i heard it gets real humid and sitcky in the south
You: yee
You: not so much here
You: just sort of hot
You: though I'm sure it gets a lot hotter over there
You: shit
Stranger: yeah it can bro
You: like, it hit 104 like 2 days ago and I'm like please summer not now
Stranger: yeah its like over here in summer
Stranger: 113 is hottest i can remember
You: yeah
You: it hit 115 like 4 or 5 years ago here
You: I remember that day because I had to walk home from school
You: it was
You: fucking awwwwful
Stranger: fuck, yeah i heard SoCal has similar weather to us, dont know where youre in
You: socal
You: lol
Stranger: nah i dont mind the heat though
Stranger: im cold blooded
You: lizard people living on the bottom of the globe
You: so strage
You: strange
Stranger: dont diss my fam cuz
Stranger: geckos where ya at?
You: It's not my fault you eat vegemite ;^)
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: i smear it on my chest
You: Ohhhh
You: getting me all hot and bothered
You: but that might just be the hot air around me
You: ;^)
You: Do you pretend you're a piece of toast?
Stranger: probs
Stranger: why would i do that? i prefer banana
You: wait what
You: eating a banana with vegemite?
Stranger: g'day thats the aussie way mate
You: you know like
You: afrikan children can eat those bananas
You: you don't have to ruin them like tht
Stranger: african children got enough food to eat we all send them
Stranger: if its not enough, get their parents to use condoms or dont have sex
You: lol honesstly
You: fuck
Stranger: shit man, instead of food we should send morning after pills
You: people are so fucking stupid sometimes
You: Ahhh it's the international community holding down Africa
You: racism
You: blah blah doi doi do do doi
Stranger: i agree its stupid, but its also smart for them
Stranger: as long as white folk giving out free shit, lets have fun right?
You: lol
Stranger: hey so you happy with trump or what
Stranger: speak your mind
You: no
You: trump is a fucking moron
Stranger: you vote for him or nah?
You: nah
You: My mother did
You: god damn
Stranger: no vote or clinton?
You: no vote
You: clinton is also a dumb fuck
Stranger: i probably no vote aswell
You: but less of a dumb fuck
Stranger: man in aus you have to vote or $200 + fine
You: she actually has experience in politics
You: yeah
Stranger: true true
You: I wanted Gary Johnson
You: but there was no chance of him winning
You: he polled like 5% or some shit
Stranger: yeah i do see quite a few of his supporters on the net
Stranger: but i cant see anyone legit being the president
Stranger: too many shady corps and agencies
You: like
You: Trump is especially fucked
You: because he didn't win the popular vote
You: Clinton did
You: but he's still president because of our fucked up system
Stranger: haha dont know much about your system bro, but i knew that cunt was talking shit form the beginning
Stranger: from*
Stranger: saying hes gonna arrest hillary
You: yeah
You: though there's a good chance Trump is going to be kicked out of office
Stranger: hey those berkeley riots seem fun though, you ever been or is that NorCal
Stranger: yeah i heard about that
You: the berkly riots were the embodyment of autistic screeching
You: and yeah they're norcal
You: berkly is like a 6 hour drive for me
Stranger: ah yeah
You: how are those lizard politics? I don't know much but I hear there's some fucking stupid censorship laws
Stranger: censorship laws? can you expand?
You: some video games being blocked from entry because of "offensive material" in them
You: shit like that
Stranger: oh yeah i thought you were talking bout that
Stranger: lol aus govt is pussy asf
You: yeah
Stranger: there is
Stranger: yep
Stranger: and no guns allowed either
You: rip
Stranger: oh wait
Stranger: allowed yeah but way more tight then yall
You: yeah
Stranger: yeah i cant even attack someone whos in my house
Stranger: or i go to prison
You: wtf
Stranger: like a intruder
Stranger: i cant touch him, unless he touches me
Stranger: yep
You: that's
You: that's fucing auts dude
Stranger: tell me bout it
Stranger: still if i kill the guy i might only get 10 years first offence
Stranger: or less
Stranger: some drunk cunt punched someone in the city on NYE, who then later died and only got 4 yrs
You: wtf
Stranger: haha
You: quick
You: run to america
You: or something
You: girls will like you because you sound cool
Stranger: shit hopefully that supposed border aint up
Stranger: girls over here like US accents
You: lol really
Stranger: man fucking Aus rolls out the red carpet to mericans
Stranger: yep
You: that's fucking silly
You: we're all a bunch of cunts
Stranger: nah mate, its those bloody kiwis
You: kiwis are fucking delicious
You: but lol
You: new zealand
Stranger: haha
You: didn't they like
You: almost elect a nazi into office?
Stranger: yea srsly, i think people with an american accent find jobs over here easily imo
Stranger: NZ?
You: yeah
Stranger: not that i know of
You: shit dude I need to goto aus
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: im pretty sure americans get in easy aswell
Stranger: shit everyone gets in to aus easily
You: I don't want to go thou
You: I like my guns
Stranger: true
Stranger: cali has strict guns laws tho
You: it do
You: in some respects
You: still better than what you have
Stranger: fucking oath, i can only defend myself with a fork mate
Stranger: haha
You: fuck it's light out
You: I need to sleep
Stranger: alright man, good chat
Stranger: all the best
You: goodbye ausie friend I hope you don't fall off of the earth <3
Stranger: cheers
You: love you fam
Stranger has disconnected.