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- (that works too)
- Rolandsprite
- Roll stealth to approach the four imps you see in this environment listening to punk rock music.
- Mobius_Cyvern
- If stealth is completely against Mobius's personality, can I just run in screaming instead?
- Rolandsprite
- Well, what you can do is scream "SNEAK ATTACK" like a jackass. This is an acceptable course of action.
- Mobius_Cyvern
- This is the perfect strategy.
- "SNEAK ATTTACK!!!"
- Rolandsprite
- The imps are confused.
- Mobius_Cyvern
- Mission successful
- Rolandsprite
- They hear the words "Sneak Attack," and yet the intruder is clearly making no attempt to be sneaky.
- Roll initiative
- Mobius_Cyvern
- !Roll 1d20+1
- Tyche[Dice]
- Mobius_Cyvern rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{21}
- Mobius_Cyvern
- "SNEAK ATTTACK!!!"
- Rolandsprite
- "Haha. Okay." One imp says.
- !roll 4#d20-1
- Tyche[Dice]
- Rolandsprite rolled : 4#d20-1 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{18}, [ 1d20=3 ]{2}, [ 1d20=16 ]{15}, [ 1d20=3 ]{2}
- Rolandsprite
- You go first, of course.
- Add an extra D4 to your first attack if successful
- Because it's a sneak attack.
- Mobius_Cyvern
- I run up to the nearest one and punch him in the face.
- !Roll 1d20+6
- Tyche[Dice]
- Mobius_Cyvern rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{11}
- Mobius_Cyvern
- (Hit?)
- Rolandsprite
- God looks at your attempt to punch him and says, "eh, why not. Roll damage."
- Mobius_Cyvern
- !Roll 1d10+7
- Tyche[Dice]
- Mobius_Cyvern rolled : 1d10+7 --> [ 1d10=2 ]{9}
- Mobius_Cyvern
- !Roll 1d4
- Tyche[Dice]
- Mobius_Cyvern rolled : 1d4 --> [ 1d4=4 ]{4}
- Rolandsprite
- His life is brought to an immediate and tragic end.
- "m-mother i..." DED
- Mobius_Cyvern
- "No oone cares, dude..."
- I turn to the next one and offhand punch him too.
- !Roll 1d20+6
- Tyche[Dice]
- Mobius_Cyvern rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{21}
- Rolandsprite
- He doesn't either; it's hard to care from underling hell
- You hit.
- Mobius_Cyvern
- !Roll 1d10
- Tyche[Dice]
- Mobius_Cyvern rolled : 1d10 --> [ 1d10=5 ]{5}
- Mobius_Cyvern
- I smile, and end my turn.
- Rolandsprite
- He, too, is one shot by your amazing fists of sex appeal and fury.
- Mobius_Cyvern
- "Oh, man..."
- "I am awesome..."
- Rolandsprite
- The other two decide to take revenge. But not before taking an entire ten rounds to bow to your greatness.
- !roll 2#d20-1
- Tyche[Dice]
- Rolandsprite rolled : 2#d20-1 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{12}, [ 1d20=19 ]{18}
- Mobius_Cyvern
- I spend ten rounds accepting their praise.
- Both hit.
- Rolandsprite
- !roll 2#d4-1
- Tyche[Dice]
- Rolandsprite rolled : 2#d4-1 --> [ 1d4=1 ]{0}, [ 1d4=4 ]{3}
- Rolandsprite
- But only one does any notable amount of damage.
- They both use their minors to kowtow.
- Mobius_Cyvern
- "Oh, welll now, that's just not coool..."
- Rolandsprite
- Then they end their turns.
- Mobius_Cyvern
- (What is kowtow?)
- Rolandsprite
- (bowing, as in awe or respect)
- Mobius_Cyvern
- (Ah, alright, i am ok with this)
- Despite being totally ok with this, I punch them both in the face once.
- !Roll 2#1d20+6
- Tyche[Dice]
- Mobius_Cyvern rolled : 2#1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{21}, [ 1d20=11 ]{17}
- Rolandsprite
- Both hit, of course
- Mobius_Cyvern
- !Roll 1d10+7
- Tyche[Dice]
- Mobius_Cyvern rolled : 1d10+7 --> [ 1d10=8 ]{15}
- Mobius_Cyvern
- !Roll 1d10+1
- Tyche[Dice]
- Mobius_Cyvern rolled : 1d10+1 --> [ 1d10=7 ]{8}
- Rolandsprite
- One shots abound.
- To be clear
- Mobius_Cyvern
- (I forgot the bonus damage on the last offhand punch)
- Rolandsprite
- Their HP, in the order that you struck them, was 4, 8, 8, 4
- Mobius_Cyvern
- Welp.
- Rolandsprite
- So, how about it, big guy? Think you can handle some more?
- Mobius_Cyvern
- "BRING IT ON!!!"
- Rolandsprite
- Oh, yeah, you'll be fine against CM Punk the basilisk.
- Mobius_Cyvern
- "Oh, CM Punk, eh???"
- Rolandsprite
- He wants to be champ, but he doesn't realize that you've been imbued with the spirit of the Cenageist.
- Mobius_Cyvern
- "I literallly won a boxing match, dude..."
- "I am the champ, it is me..."
- Rolandsprite
- "Yeah, but that's not WRESTLING." he says, sounding like a snob. Never mind the fact that he's LITERALLY GOT A UFC DEBUT COMING UP. IN REAL LIFE. A WWE SUPERSTAR IS GOING INTO THE OCTAGON. I CANNOT OVERSTATE HOW RIDICULOUS THAT IS.
- Roll initiative
- Mobius_Cyvern
- "Tooo long, didn't read..."
- !Roll 1d20+1
- Tyche[Dice]
- Mobius_Cyvern rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{4}
- Rolandsprite
- !roll 1d20+4 (I don't blame you)
- Tyche[Dice]
- Rolandsprite rolled : 1d20+4 (I don't blame you) --> [ 1d20=18 ]{22}
- Rolandsprite
- CM Punk shows you how they do it at WWE SUUUUUUPER SLAM in a grapple attempt
- !roll 1d20+7 acrobatics
- Tyche[Dice]
- Rolandsprite rolled : 1d20+7 acrobatics --> [ 1d20=8 ]{15}
- Mobius_Cyvern
- !Roll 1d20+8 athletics
- Tyche[Dice]
- Mobius_Cyvern rolled : 1d20+8 athletics --> [ 1d20=14 ]{22}
- Rolandsprite
- He fails. It is pathetic
- Mobius_Cyvern
- "Oh, so that's how you wannna play it???"
- Rolandsprite
- Hold up
- * Mobius_Cyvern holds up.
- Rolandsprite
- Okay yeah.
- You good. He ends his turn
- Mobius_Cyvern
- "Nah, bruh, I willl show you how you grappple..."
- I equip my conveyor belt chain, and attempt to counter grapple.
- !Roll 1d20+10
- Tyche[Dice]
- Mobius_Cyvern rolled : 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{26}
- Rolandsprite
- !roll 1d20+7
- Tyche[Dice]
- Rolandsprite rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{9}
- Rolandsprite
- You now have CM Punk within your grasp! Defend your title!
- Mobius_Cyvern
- "Yeah, that's right, screw you!!!"
- (Is it a minor action to equip my chain?)
- (Or can I still punch the guy?)
- Rolandsprite
- Switching weapons is a free action, so far's I can tell
- I allow it once per turn
- Mobius_Cyvern
- Makes sense, then I use my minor action to do the chain's 1d4 damage.
- !Roll 1d4
- Tyche[Dice]
- Mobius_Cyvern rolled : 1d4 --> [ 1d4=1 ]{1}
- Mobius_Cyvern
- Damage is damage, end turn.
- Rolandsprite
- He attempts to escape your grapple
- !roll 1d20+7
- Tyche[Dice]
- Rolandsprite rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{27}
- Mobius_Cyvern
- !Roll 1d20+10 to plz also crit
- Tyche[Dice]
- Mobius_Cyvern rolled : 1d20+10 to plz also crit --> [ 1d20=13 ]{23}
- Mobius_Cyvern
- Drat.
- Rolandsprite
- He's a sneaky snek! He countergrapples you!
- You are now firmly in his grasp. He ends his turn, out a major.
- Mobius_Cyvern
- "No way, I'm stilll the champ!!!"
- !Roll 1d20+8 to escape grapple.
- Tyche[Dice]
- Mobius_Cyvern rolled : 1d20+8 to escape grapple. --> [ 1d20=5 ]{13}
- Rolandsprite
- "Prove it!"
- !roll 1d20+7 to maintain the grapple
- Tyche[Dice]
- Rolandsprite rolled : 1d20+7 to maintain the grapple --> [ 1d20=17 ]{24}
- Mobius_Cyvern
- "In my defense, I am known to lie a lot..."
- Rolandsprite
- The basilisk faceclaws with one of his many arms
- !roll 1d2
- Tyche[Dice]
- Rolandsprite rolled : 1d2 --> [ 1d2=2 ]{2}
- Mobius_Cyvern
- I offhand punch the guy while I'm still here.
- Rolandsprite
- The claws deal 2 damage to himself
- Mobius_Cyvern
- Oh, ok.
- Rolandsprite
- "YEOWCH! Note to self. Do not faceclaw."
- ((You can still punch; I'm just goofing off))
- Mobius_Cyvern
- (Oh, ok)
- !Roll 1d20+6
- Tyche[Dice]
- Mobius_Cyvern rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{8}
- Rolandsprite
- CAN you still punch? Do you deserve to be champ? Work harder, Mobius!
- Mobius_Cyvern
- I am a failure.
- I cry a little, and lose 1 HP if the DM wants me to.
- Rolandsprite
- No. You lose 4 HP from the basilisk's constrict.
- Mobius_Cyvern
- That works too.
- Rolandsprite
- Then, the basilisk attempts to strangulate you
- !roll 2d8+2
- Tyche[Dice]
- Rolandsprite rolled : 2d8+2 --> [ 2d8=10 ]{12}
- Rolandsprite
- You probably aren't looking so hot
- Mobius_Cyvern
- 8 HP
- Rolandsprite
- You suddenly remember one of Big Boss' CQC moves that you will forget immediately after this battle.
- Roll athletics
- Mobius_Cyvern
- !Roll 1d20+8
- Tyche[Dice]
- Mobius_Cyvern rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{18}
- Rolandsprite
- Now roll acrobatics
- Mobius_Cyvern
- !Roll 1d20+1
- Tyche[Dice]
- Mobius_Cyvern rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{14}
- Rolandsprite
- Now roll to hit
- Mobius_Cyvern
- !Roll 1d20+6
- Tyche[Dice]
- Mobius_Cyvern rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{14}
- Rolandsprite
- Describing what you just did is almost impossible, but you are freed from the basilisk's grasp on account of a "grapple resistance" mechanic I just made up, and you swung him over your shoulder in a sambo suplex. Then, you punched him while he was on the ground.
- Mobius_Cyvern
- "Wow, I am just tthe best..."
- "I clearly deserve this victory..."
- Rolandsprite
- I also realize I've been using the wrong grapple up till now, but I digress.
- !roll 1d4+8 damage sambo suplex
- Tyche[Dice]
- Rolandsprite rolled : 1d4+8 damage sambo suplex --> [ 1d4=3 ]{11}
- Mobius_Cyvern
- (So, i hit him with a punch?)
- Rolandsprite
- Yes. Roll that damage
- Mobius_Cyvern
- (Main hand or offhand?)
- Rolandsprite
- Ehhhhhh mainhand. I'm not really that fixated on following the rules when you have 7 HP left
- 8. whatever
- Mobius_Cyvern
- !Roll 1d10+7
- Tyche[Dice]
- Mobius_Cyvern rolled : 1d10+7 --> [ 1d10=7 ]{14}
- Rolandsprite
- haha! With a loud CRUNCH, you have defeated CM Punk, and have defended your title in the WWE SUPER GENERIC ENVIRONMENT SLAAAAAAAAAM!
- Mobius_Cyvern
- YEEEAAAAAHHHHHH
- I CLEARLY EARNED THIS VICTORY.
- Rolandsprite
- Y-yeah. N-no tomfoolery, here. Just... just gain 115 XP and a TBD amount of grist
- Mobius_Cyvern
- (I feel like I shouldn't get grist from this guy, since i clearly did not earn this victory)
- (or maybe no EXP)
- (or maybe both, idk)
- (you're the temp DM, it's up to you)
- Rolandsprite
- Well...
- Without him, you actually got enough XP to level up
- 40 imp+ 20 Ogre
- Mobius_Cyvern
- one of them was an ogre?
- Rolandsprite
- What I'll do is, don't take the XP. He'll roll grist as though he were an ogre.
- Ah! Right.
- Yeah. He'll roll grist and you take XP as though he were an ogre
- Mobius_Cyvern
- ah, ok
- Rolandsprite
- Sound fair?
- Mobius_Cyvern
- yep
- Rolandsprite
- !roll 3d6+40
- Tyche[Dice]
- Rolandsprite rolled : 3d6+40 --> [ 3d6=10 ]{50}
- Rolandsprite
- !roll 4d10+40
- Tyche[Dice]
- Rolandsprite rolled : 4d10+40 --> [ 4d10=36 ]{76}
- Rolandsprite
- !roll 1d10+10 T1
- Tyche[Dice]
- Rolandsprite rolled : 1d10+10 T1 --> [ 1d10=4 ]{14}
- Rolandsprite
- !roll 1d2
- Tyche[Dice]
- Rolandsprite rolled : 1d2 --> [ 1d2=2 ]{2}
- Rolandsprite
- !roll 2d8 T2
- Tyche[Dice]
- Rolandsprite rolled : 2d8 T2 --> [ 2d8=13 ]{13}
- Rolandsprite
- !roll 4#d2
- Tyche[Dice]
- Rolandsprite rolled : 4#d2 --> [ 1d2=1 ]{1}, [ 1d2=2 ]{2}, [ 1d2=1 ]{1}, [ 1d2=1 ]{1}
- Rolandsprite
- !roll 2d8 T1
- Tyche[Dice]
- Rolandsprite rolled : 2d8 T1 --> [ 2d8=7 ]{7}
- Rolandsprite
- 21 T1, 126 build, 13 T2
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