a list of monsters with precisely 1 'unconditional' drop.

> ash foreach i in $monsters[]{ int boop = 0; int booper = 0; int boopest = 0; while(boop < i.item_drops_array().count()){ if(i.item_drops_array()[boop].type == ""){ booper++; boopest = boop; } boop++; } if(booper == 1 && i.item_drops_array()[boopest].drop.is_trendy()){ print(i.manuel_name+" can be readily v-pocketed for a "+i.item_drops_array()[boopest].drop+" (base rate: "+i.item_drops_array()[boopest].rate+")"); } }

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A.M.C. gremlin can be readily v-pocketed for a gremlin juice (base rate: 3)
acid blob can be readily v-pocketed for a magic whistle (base rate: 15)
ancient unspeakable bugbear can be readily v-pocketed for a BURT (base rate: 100)
anesthesiologist bugbear can be readily v-pocketed for a BURT (base rate: 100)
anglerbush can be readily v-pocketed for a meat stack (base rate: 35)
angry piñata can be readily v-pocketed for a pile of candy (base rate: 100)
animated nightstand can be readily v-pocketed for a grouchy restless spirit (base rate: 80)
animated nightstand can be readily v-pocketed for a grouchy restless spirit (base rate: 80)
annoying spooky gravy fairy can be readily v-pocketed for a annoying pitchfork (base rate: 100)
Astronomer can be readily v-pocketed for a star chart (base rate: 100)
Astronomer can be readily v-pocketed for a star chart (base rate: 100)
axe handle can be readily v-pocketed for a pine tar (base rate: 20)
baa-relief sheep can be readily v-pocketed for a stone wool (base rate: 25)
Baiowulf can be readily v-pocketed for a Talisman of Baio (base rate: 100)
Bananubis can be readily v-pocketed for a Bananubis's Staff (base rate: 100)
bar can be readily v-pocketed for a bar skin (base rate: 25)
BASIC Elemental can be readily v-pocketed for a GOTO (base rate: 30)
batbugbear can be readily v-pocketed for a BURT (base rate: 100)
Battlesuit Bugbear Type can be readily v-pocketed for a BURT (base rate: 100)
batwinged gremlin can be readily v-pocketed for a gremlin juice (base rate: 3)
batwinged gremlin can be readily v-pocketed for a gremlin juice (base rate: 3)
bearpig topiary animal can be readily v-pocketed for a rusty hedge trimmers (base rate: 15)
BL Imp can be readily v-pocketed for a imp air (base rate: 20)
Black Ops Bugbear can be readily v-pocketed for a BURT (base rate: 100)
black panther can be readily v-pocketed for a Black No. 2 (base rate: 20)
boaraffe can be readily v-pocketed for a long pork (base rate: 30)
bookbat can be readily v-pocketed for a tattered scrap of paper (base rate: 20)
booty crab can be readily v-pocketed for a Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty (base rate: 100)
Brainsweeper can be readily v-pocketed for a disembodied brain (base rate: 30)
Bram the Stoker can be readily v-pocketed for a Bram's choker (base rate: 100)
Bread Golem can be readily v-pocketed for a wad of dough (base rate: 30)
broodling seal can be readily v-pocketed for a severed flipper (base rate: 35)
Brutus, the toga-clad lout can be readily v-pocketed for a wreath of laurels (base rate: 100)
bugaboo can be readily v-pocketed for a BURT (base rate: 100)
bugbear mortician can be readily v-pocketed for a bugbear autopsy tweezers (base rate: 100)
bugbear scientist can be readily v-pocketed for a BURT (base rate: 100)
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. Operative can be readily v-pocketed for a C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button (base rate: 100)
Carbuncle Top can be readily v-pocketed for a hilarious comedy prop (base rate: 100)
caveman sorority girl can be readily v-pocketed for a cup of primitive beer (base rate: 25)
Centurion of Sparky can be readily v-pocketed for a ingot of seal-iron (base rate: 35)
CH Imp can be readily v-pocketed for a imp air (base rate: 25)
chalkdust wraith can be readily v-pocketed for a handful of hand chalk (base rate: 100)
clingy pirate can be readily v-pocketed for a bit of clingfilm (base rate: 11)
clingy pirate can be readily v-pocketed for a bit of clingfilm (base rate: 11)
cloud of disembodied whiskers can be readily v-pocketed for a shaving cream (base rate: 20)
confused goth music student can be readily v-pocketed for a pocket theremin (base rate: 10)
Count Bakula can be readily v-pocketed for a Talisman of Bakula (base rate: 100)
Count Drunkula (Hard Mode) can be readily v-pocketed for a skull capacitor (base rate: 100)
craven carven raven can be readily v-pocketed for a shiny stones (base rate: 100)
Crazy Bastard can be readily v-pocketed for a crazy bastard sword (base rate: 100)
Danglin' Chad can be readily v-pocketed for a Danglin' Chad's loincloth (base rate: 100)
Demon of New Wave can be readily v-pocketed for a Bling of the New Wave (base rate: 100)
diving belle can be readily v-pocketed for a salinated mint julep (base rate: 32)
dopey 7-Foot Dwarf can be readily v-pocketed for a miner's helmet (base rate: 9)
elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal can be readily v-pocketed for a rusty hedge trimmers (base rate: 15)
erudite gremlin can be readily v-pocketed for a gremlin juice (base rate: 3)
erudite gremlin can be readily v-pocketed for a gremlin juice (base rate: 3)
filthworm drone can be readily v-pocketed for a filthworm drone scent gland (base rate: 10)
filthworm royal guard can be readily v-pocketed for a filthworm royal guard scent gland (base rate: 10)
forest spirit can be readily v-pocketed for a forest tears (base rate: 30)
frog can be readily v-pocketed for a squashed frog (base rate: 100)
ghastly organist can be readily v-pocketed for a opera mask (base rate: 20)
gnarly gnome can be readily v-pocketed for a flange (base rate: 5)
gnasty gnome can be readily v-pocketed for a flange (base rate: 5)
Gorgolok, the Demonic Hellseal can be readily v-pocketed for a Claw of the Infernal Seal (base rate: 100)
Gorgolok, the Infernal Seal can be readily v-pocketed for a Scalp of Gorgolok (base rate: 100)
Gorgolok, the Infernal Seal can be readily v-pocketed for a Krakrox's Loincloth (base rate: 100)
grassy pirate can be readily v-pocketed for a grassy cutlass (base rate: 10)
gritty pirate can be readily v-pocketed for a true grit (base rate: 30)
groovy pirate can be readily v-pocketed for a buoybottoms (base rate: 10)
grumpy 7-Foot Dwarf can be readily v-pocketed for a 7-Foot Dwarven mattock (base rate: 9)
Guy Made Of Bees can be readily v-pocketed for a guy made of bee pollen (base rate: 100)
guy with a pitchfork, and his wife can be readily v-pocketed for a pitchfork (base rate: 5)
Hellion can be readily v-pocketed for a hellion cube (base rate: 30)
hermetic seal can be readily v-pocketed for a powdered sealbone (base rate: 100)
hockey elemental can be readily v-pocketed for a hockey stick of furious angry rage (base rate: 100)
hulking construct can be readily v-pocketed for a El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) (base rate: 1)
hulking construct can be readily v-pocketed for a El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) (base rate: 1)
hustled spectre can be readily v-pocketed for a cube of billiard chalk (base rate: 100)
Hypnotist of Hey Deze can be readily v-pocketed for a hypnodisk (base rate: 100)
hypodermic bugbear can be readily v-pocketed for a BURT (base rate: 100)
infinite meat bug can be readily v-pocketed for a incredibly dense meat gem (base rate: 100)
inkubus can be readily v-pocketed for a bus pass (base rate: 15)
Knott Slanding can be readily v-pocketed for a Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield (base rate: 100)
Knott Yeti can be readily v-pocketed for a yeti fur (base rate: 30)
Larry of the Field of Signs can be readily v-pocketed for a observational glasses (base rate: 100)
larval filthworm can be readily v-pocketed for a filthworm hatchling scent gland (base rate: 10)
lihc can be readily v-pocketed for a lihc eye (base rate: 30)
lounge lizardfish can be readily v-pocketed for a slug of shochu (base rate: 21)
lowercase B can be readily v-pocketed for a left parenthesis (base rate: 15)
Lumpy, the Demonic Sauceblob can be readily v-pocketed for a Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob (base rate: 100)
Lumpy, the Sinister Sauceblob can be readily v-pocketed for a Ancient Saucehelm (base rate: 100)
Lumpy, the Sinister Sauceblob can be readily v-pocketed for a Newman's Own Trousers (base rate: 100)
malevolent hair clog can be readily v-pocketed for a gob of wet hair (base rate: 40)
man with the red buttons can be readily v-pocketed for a red box (base rate: 15)
me4t begZ0r can be readily v-pocketed for a meat vortex (base rate: 100)
Monty Basingstoke-Pratt, IV can be readily v-pocketed for a natty blue ascot (base rate: 100)
Neil can be readily v-pocketed for a longhaired hippy wig (base rate: 100)
nest of rattlers can be readily v-pocketed for a rattler rattle (base rate: 40)
newt can be readily v-pocketed for a eye of newt (base rate: 100)
nurse shark can be readily v-pocketed for a slug of rum (base rate: 21)
oil slick can be readily v-pocketed for a bubblin' crude (base rate: 100)
panicking Knott Yeti can be readily v-pocketed for a yeti fur (base rate: 30)
paper towelgeist can be readily v-pocketed for a cardboard katana (base rate: 5)
plaid ghost can be readily v-pocketed for a plaid swatch (base rate: 20)
pooltergeist (ultra-rare) can be readily v-pocketed for a 17-ball (base rate: 100)
poutine ooze can be readily v-pocketed for a poutine (base rate: 40)
Pr Imp can be readily v-pocketed for a imp air (base rate: 15)
Procrastination Giant can be readily v-pocketed for a procrastination potion (base rate: 25)
queen filthworm can be readily v-pocketed for a heart of the filthworm queen (base rate: 100)
QuickBASIC Elemental can be readily v-pocketed for a optimal spreadsheet (base rate: 100)
Red Herring can be readily v-pocketed for a red box (base rate: 20)
Red Snapper can be readily v-pocketed for a red box (base rate: 30)
remains of a jilted mistress can be readily v-pocketed for a antique hand mirror (base rate: 40)
rock snake can be readily v-pocketed for a floaty sand (base rate: 25)
rotund duck can be readily v-pocketed for a duct tape (base rate: 6)
sabre-toothed ferret can be readily v-pocketed for a sabre teeth (base rate: 25)
salamander can be readily v-pocketed for a salamander spleen (base rate: 100)
scavenger bugbear can be readily v-pocketed for a BURT (base rate: 100)
serialbus can be readily v-pocketed for a bus pass (base rate: 25)
shady pirate can be readily v-pocketed for a safarrri hat (base rate: 10)
skeletal cat can be readily v-pocketed for a pile of dusty animal bones (base rate: 100)
skeletal hamster can be readily v-pocketed for a pile of dusty animal bones (base rate: 100)
skeletal monkey can be readily v-pocketed for a pile of dusty animal bones (base rate: 100)
Skelter Butleton, the Butler Skeleton can be readily v-pocketed for a silver shrimp fork (base rate: 100)
sleepy 7-Foot Dwarf can be readily v-pocketed for a miner's pants (base rate: 9)
Slow Talkin' Elliot can be readily v-pocketed for a Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags (base rate: 100)
Smart Skelton can be readily v-pocketed for a smart skull (base rate: 50)
Somerset Lopez, Demon Mariachi can be readily v-pocketed for a La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez (base rate: 100)
Somerset Lopez, Dread Mariachi can be readily v-pocketed for a El Sombrero De Lopez (base rate: 100)
Somerset Lopez, Dread Mariachi can be readily v-pocketed for a Lederhosen of the Night (base rate: 100)
Spaghetti Demon can be readily v-pocketed for a Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental (base rate: 100)
Spaghetti Elemental can be readily v-pocketed for a Colander of Em-er'il (base rate: 100)
Spaghetti Elemental can be readily v-pocketed for a Angelhair Culottes (base rate: 100)
Spawn of Wally can be readily v-pocketed for a tainted seal's blood (base rate: 100)
spider (duck?) topiary animal can be readily v-pocketed for a rusty hedge trimmers (base rate: 15)
spider gremlin can be readily v-pocketed for a gremlin juice (base rate: 3)
spider gremlin can be readily v-pocketed for a gremlin juice (base rate: 3)
spirit bedbug can be readily v-pocketed for a spirit gum (base rate: 5)
spirit faucet can be readily v-pocketed for a spirit gum (base rate: 5)
Spirit of New Wave can be readily v-pocketed for a Disco 'Fro Pick (base rate: 100)
Spirit of New Wave can be readily v-pocketed for a Volartta's bellbottoms (base rate: 100)
spirit pea can be readily v-pocketed for a spirit gum (base rate: 5)
Stella, the Demonic Turtle Poacher can be readily v-pocketed for a Garter of the Turtle Poacher (base rate: 100)
Stella, the Turtle Poacher can be readily v-pocketed for a Elder Turtle Shell (base rate: 100)
Stella, the Turtle Poacher can be readily v-pocketed for a Galapagosian Cuisses (base rate: 100)
suckubus can be readily v-pocketed for a bus pass (base rate: 20)
The Big Wisniewski can be readily v-pocketed for a solid gold bowling ball (base rate: 100)
The Man can be readily v-pocketed for a really dense meat stack (base rate: 100)
The Master of Thieves can be readily v-pocketed for a Platinum Yendorian Express Card (base rate: 100)
The Nuge can be readily v-pocketed for a The Nuge's favorite crossbow (base rate: 100)
The Sagittarian can be readily v-pocketed for a The Sagittarian's leisure pants (base rate: 100)
The Temporal Bandit can be readily v-pocketed for a Counterclockwise Watch (base rate: 100)
The Unkillable Skeleton (Hard Mode) can be readily v-pocketed for a skull capacitor (base rate: 100)
The Unknown Accordion Thief can be readily v-pocketed for a Rock and Roll Legend (base rate: 100)
The Unknown Disco Bandit can be readily v-pocketed for a Disco Banjo (base rate: 100)
The Unknown Pastamancer can be readily v-pocketed for a Pasta Spoon of Peril (base rate: 100)
The Unknown Sauceror can be readily v-pocketed for a 5-Alarm Saucepan (base rate: 100)
The Unknown Seal Clubber can be readily v-pocketed for a Bjorn's Hammer (base rate: 100)
The Unknown Turtle Tamer can be readily v-pocketed for a Mace of the Tortoise (base rate: 100)
topiary golem can be readily v-pocketed for a hedge maze puzzle (base rate: 60)
trendy bugbear chef can be readily v-pocketed for a BURT (base rate: 100)
undead elbow macaroni can be readily v-pocketed for a magicalness-in-a-can (base rate: 25)
vampire clam can be readily v-pocketed for a vampire chowder (base rate: 100)
vegetable gremlin can be readily v-pocketed for a gremlin juice (base rate: 3)
vegetable gremlin can be readily v-pocketed for a gremlin juice (base rate: 3)
vicious gnauga can be readily v-pocketed for a gnauga hide (base rate: 10)
Victor the Insult Comic Hellhound can be readily v-pocketed for a Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet (base rate: 100)
War Frat Streaker can be readily v-pocketed for a tube sock (base rate: 100)
watertight seal can be readily v-pocketed for a hyperinflated seal lung (base rate: 100)
whiny pirate can be readily v-pocketed for a bilge wine (base rate: 30)
white chocolate golem can be readily v-pocketed for a white chocolate chips (base rate: 50)
Zim Merman can be readily v-pocketed for a Zim Merman's guitar (base rate: 100)