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kim and i

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  1. [Trump:]
  2. I am Trump, a smart guy
  3. Sold good clothes on Macy's line
  4. This kid is cool, and I am fly
  5. We’re good friends, Kim and I
  6. Cause my dick's a good size
  7. Kim Jong Un's, amazing guy
  8. His small dick’s, smaller than mine
  9.  
  10. We're good friends,
  11. Kim and I
  12. Kim and I
  13.  
  14. [Kim Jong Un:]
  15. I'm the new Kim Jong I'm the head of the tribe
  16. Drop a nuclear bomb on the head of the Thai
  17. There could be just one Korea at a time
  18. Will South Korea get the idea or will one of us die? [Huh?]
  19. I am child of Kim Jong Hitler
  20. You tell me no blow shit up, it no sit well
  21. I wanna blow up China and fuck Tibet
  22. Nuclear war really get my dick wet
  23. There is hunger, my people all suffer
  24. No dog left, what we eat for supper?
  25. We need kimchi, all we eat is rubber
  26. Hand over your dog or we gonna have trouble
  27. Got 10 tanks, I fire 10 blanks
  28. I want all your food and the head of Tom Hanks
  29. Everyone will know Kim Jong doesn't play games
  30. Blow the whole fucking world up,
  31. Bye kay thanks
  32.  
  33. [Trump:]
  34. Buy my socks and red tie
  35. now at Nordstrom and Best Buy
  36. Fuck J Crew, Calvin Klein
  37. Wear my shit, or you will die
  38. I met this kid, he seems nice
  39. Kinda tough, he beats his wife
  40. I'll show him a good time
  41.  
  42. We're good friends,
  43. Kim and I
  44. Kim and I
  45.  
  46. [Kim Jong Un:]
  47. I Kim Jong, I give you a bit advice
  48. You all die if I no get a bit of rice
  49. I from Japan, so you know I could karate slice
  50. Kung fu punch with a lemon and a bit of ice
  51. I Kim Jong, no you ever forget it boy
  52. I get drunk while watching the Incredibles
  53. King Don, why you no grow a set of balls?
  54. You're fired, that’s not a metaphor
  55. Get on the ground bitch, fun time over
  56. It’s going down bitch, yellow October
  57. Goodbye Los Angeles, full city enclosure
  58. It's getting radiation, thought you wanted the exposure
  59. We do drug together, we eat pug together
  60. Here come Korean winter, it not good weather, ya know?
  61. Ching chong, it’s Kim Jong bitch
  62. Un is short for: Until when is lunch special, 6?
  63.  
  64. [Trump:]
  65. I am Trump, a smart guy
  66. The smartest one, I never lie
  67. People say, Donald why,
  68. are you so smart, you're always right
  69. I just came here by flight
  70. To meet this boy, some Asian guy
  71. He's a good kid, please buy my tie
  72.  
  73. We're good friends,
  74. Kim and I
  75. Kim and I
  76.  
  77. We’re good friends,
  78. Kim and I
  79. Kim and I
  80.  
  81. We're good friends,
  82. Kim and I
  83.  
  84. [Kim Jong Un:]
  85. Hope you all wanna die, here we go, Imma drop atom bomb on you and tear up your country I swear
  86. Jihad Imma bomb-a you
  87. If you American, sorry to bother you
  88.  
  89. [Trump:]
  90. Buy my suit, buy my tie, buy my shoes, buy my stuff, I got the greatest stuff ever I told you I'm gay
  91.  
  92. [Kim Jong Un:]
  93. We friend, I no bomb-a you
  94. Do you like Korean barbecue
  95.  
  96. [Trump:]
  97. I don't get drunk, I don't get high
  98. I just tell losers that eat rice
  99. What to do, I'm in charge
  100. I run shit, it is nice
  101. Kim Jong Il was a bad guy
  102. But his son Un, he seems nice
  103. Buy my shit, it's in style
  104.  
  105. We're good friends,
  106. Kim and I
  107. Kim and I
  108.  
  109. We're good friends,
  110. Kim and I
  111. Kim and I
  112.  
  113. We're good friends,
  114. Kim and I
  115. Kim and I
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