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- [Trump:]
- I am Trump, a smart guy
- Sold good clothes on Macy's line
- This kid is cool, and I am fly
- We’re good friends, Kim and I
- Cause my dick's a good size
- Kim Jong Un's, amazing guy
- His small dick’s, smaller than mine
- We're good friends,
- Kim and I
- Kim and I
- [Kim Jong Un:]
- I'm the new Kim Jong I'm the head of the tribe
- Drop a nuclear bomb on the head of the Thai
- There could be just one Korea at a time
- Will South Korea get the idea or will one of us die? [Huh?]
- I am child of Kim Jong Hitler
- You tell me no blow shit up, it no sit well
- I wanna blow up China and fuck Tibet
- Nuclear war really get my dick wet
- There is hunger, my people all suffer
- No dog left, what we eat for supper?
- We need kimchi, all we eat is rubber
- Hand over your dog or we gonna have trouble
- Got 10 tanks, I fire 10 blanks
- I want all your food and the head of Tom Hanks
- Everyone will know Kim Jong doesn't play games
- Blow the whole fucking world up,
- Bye kay thanks
- [Trump:]
- Buy my socks and red tie
- now at Nordstrom and Best Buy
- Fuck J Crew, Calvin Klein
- Wear my shit, or you will die
- I met this kid, he seems nice
- Kinda tough, he beats his wife
- I'll show him a good time
- We're good friends,
- Kim and I
- Kim and I
- [Kim Jong Un:]
- I Kim Jong, I give you a bit advice
- You all die if I no get a bit of rice
- I from Japan, so you know I could karate slice
- Kung fu punch with a lemon and a bit of ice
- I Kim Jong, no you ever forget it boy
- I get drunk while watching the Incredibles
- King Don, why you no grow a set of balls?
- You're fired, that’s not a metaphor
- Get on the ground bitch, fun time over
- It’s going down bitch, yellow October
- Goodbye Los Angeles, full city enclosure
- It's getting radiation, thought you wanted the exposure
- We do drug together, we eat pug together
- Here come Korean winter, it not good weather, ya know?
- Ching chong, it’s Kim Jong bitch
- Un is short for: Until when is lunch special, 6?
- [Trump:]
- I am Trump, a smart guy
- The smartest one, I never lie
- People say, Donald why,
- are you so smart, you're always right
- I just came here by flight
- To meet this boy, some Asian guy
- He's a good kid, please buy my tie
- We're good friends,
- Kim and I
- Kim and I
- We’re good friends,
- Kim and I
- Kim and I
- We're good friends,
- Kim and I
- [Kim Jong Un:]
- Hope you all wanna die, here we go, Imma drop atom bomb on you and tear up your country I swear
- Jihad Imma bomb-a you
- If you American, sorry to bother you
- [Trump:]
- Buy my suit, buy my tie, buy my shoes, buy my stuff, I got the greatest stuff ever I told you I'm gay
- [Kim Jong Un:]
- We friend, I no bomb-a you
- Do you like Korean barbecue
- [Trump:]
- I don't get drunk, I don't get high
- I just tell losers that eat rice
- What to do, I'm in charge
- I run shit, it is nice
- Kim Jong Il was a bad guy
- But his son Un, he seems nice
- Buy my shit, it's in style
- We're good friends,
- Kim and I
- Kim and I
- We're good friends,
- Kim and I
- Kim and I
- We're good friends,
- Kim and I
- Kim and I
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