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- >Day Pink in Equestria.
- >Of course today is Pink.
- >Every day is pink when you are the Ponka Pony of Pinky Piefulness.
- >Anon came up with that one. The two of you make a game out of it. You love games.
- >Today is like any other, and that makes it special all on its own.
- >Well, it would be like any other day if something was not tickling your snout right now.
- >It is a strange tickly feeling, like somepony is brushing a feather duster against your face.
- >But that would be silly, Mrs. Cake does not dust your room until Friday. That's when you have to hide your secret Pinkie box.
- >So, what is tickling you right now?
- >You guess you will find out as you let loose a honking sneeze and your eyes ping open.
- "AAAAA-TCHOO!"
- >"Galloping gargoyles!"
- >In an instant your eyes take in the owner of the voice.
- >Discord.
- >The spirit of chaos. The monster of malarky. The weird green snake horse thing guy.
- >He is right above you, latched onto your ceiling, sleeping. Complete with nightcap and pillow.
- >Or, to be precise, he was. Your sneeze startled him awake and he lost his grip and fell on top of you.
- >The situation catches up with you and you start screaming. Naturally.
- "AAA-"
- >Suddenly you have no mouth and you must scream.
- >Discord is looming over you, gently waggling your mouth in front of you with his lion hand.
- >"Now now Pinkie, usually I enjoy a good scream when in my presence, but it's the middle of the night! Someponies are trying to sleep!"
- >You try and scream through your non-mouth, but you can only produce a muffled sound.
- >With a start, you realise you have hooves and legs, and you try to scramble out of bed.
- >Too late, Discord snaps his fingers and your bedsheet curls around you in a tight grip.
- >You ignore Discord's lopsided grin at your struggles and fix a glare at your bedsheet.
- >Your time will come, traitorous fabric.
- >Shaking your detached mouth in front of you, Discord settles his long body beside yours.
- >"Listen up Pinks. I'm going to give you back your mouth here, but you must promise not to scream. And I mean Pinkie Promise!"
- >He emphasises 'promise' with a little touch of his clawed finger against your face.
- >Odd, it reminds you of the day of the mean thorny plants that tried to take over Equestria.
- >Back then it was his soft padded lion finger against your lips. Now it's his scaly rough eagle claw against where your lips used to be.
- >It makes you feel all weird inside remembering and comparing the two. And you are used to weird feelings.
- >Focus Pinkie. Right now you need your mouth back. How else will you eat candy?
- >With a mumble grumble, you attempt to do the Pinkie Promise in your bedsheet cocoon.
- >Discord gets the idea and with a snap reattaches your mouth.
- >Big mistake pal.
- "WHOA what in the hay are you doing here Discord why where you on my ceiling you are so lucky the elements aren't here don't think I won't tell Twilight-"
- >Whoops there goes your mouth again.
- >Discord rolls those beady red eyes of his and rests his head on his eagle hand.
- >"I suppose I should have made you Pinkie Promise not to talk loudly and at a bazillion words a second."
- >You only glare at him as he idly moves your mouth between his lion fingers.
- >"Very well my dear Pie, I believe I owe you soooome form of explanation. You see, I was trying to lie comfortable at home last night, with a chill in the air and the wind howling at my door, and for all I tried, I could just not get to sleep!"
- >The dragonekky does a lot of waving and swooning as he talks. You always thought it made him look silly.
- >"And then, I just had the most wonderful of ideas! What if, one of poor little Buttersly's dear friends let meeee stay with them? It would be just like my very own sleepover!"
- >Luckily, in the whole load of swooning and waving, Discord drops your mouth near your head.
- >A quick shift and some lip movement get you both reunited.
- >You decide not to be so loud or super talky right now in case Discord never lets you have your mouth back next time.
- >"Sooo, I asked myself, who should I have my sleepover with first? And, of course, I could think of no other pony capable of giving me such a warm welcome, than dear old Winky Pie!"
- >Finally the moving about stops and Discord is bowing to you upside down.
- >You give a teeny pause at his words.
- >You are the number one pony for parties and making other ponies feel welcome.
- >Is it so wrong for somepony to think of having a super fun sleepover?
- >Okay, so that somepony is Discord.
- >And he wants to sleep on your ceiling.
- >Wait just a minute.
- "One question. Why were you on my ceiling?"
- >With a chuckle, Discord performs a small loop and lays on you light as a feather.
- >"Ohohohohhoho, dear Pie. Do you not find the ceiling more comfy sometimes?"
- >You consider that briefly before shaking your head.
- >Discord's smile drops a little, but he quickly jumps up and floats above you. The bedsheet around you loosens.
- >"In any case, I must insist that we return to the customary sleepover routine of getting over some sleep."
- >At this, he settles back onto the ceiling. Only his tail seems to pay attention to gravity and is hovering just above your snout.
- "So that's what woke me up."
- >"Hwuwh?" The dragoneggy looks down at you, then at his tail. "Oh, well I'm afraid there is nothing I can do about that. This is the only comfy place on the ceiling."
- >Suddenly his eyes flash and he leers down at you. "Maybe you would like me to take off your nose?"
- >You clasp your now free hooves over your face. "Nononono."
- >As your new sleepovermate chuckles and settles back down, you ponder this pinkie problem.
- >There is no way you can get to sleep with Discord's tail tickling your nose.
- >Maybe you could...share the bed?
- >Sleepovers have that all the time!
- "Hey Discord?"
- >With a snort and a shift, he gazes down at you.
- "Wanna hop in?"
- >You fling back the covers and pat the area next to you.
- >You see his eyes widen a little and a small smile creep onto his face, before he is down and sliding next to you in a flash.
- >With your nose free of tickly things, you settle down and close your eyes.
- >Before you bounce off to dreamland, you hear the dragonducky's voice in your ear.
- >"Thank you, Pinkie."
- >You smile.
- "No problem, Discy."
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