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- page 5 best hooters page 6 music video doggy page 7 dominates and f boxingucks page 8 more CGI cordoba dubai heeled red page 9 pink0 shower bandana karabella sasha strokes comp stuffed goth page 10 nurse italian teacher eva lin pizza orgy greatest itlian asian
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- reign cob gu2 r6 tdo michael bar hen rob len bri spud shadow lives coin milpol meanplas frizzle boston market WON HOF AWARDS nba 2k etc
- mr fg hg sandsymoum sarg sand leik 2005 WONs one a day (then 2006, 2007, 2008) (2003 after that, May 12, June, July 28 - December) April 2005 issue hog stuff xerox just another wrestling comedy an dan mardigan behrens na nicole
- bhart amat fare ham ro bur mi sandman sympo leik 50 mike paul hare judy tara
- Let's Go to the Hop
- It seems today that all you see
- Is violence in movies and sex on TV
- But where are those good old-fashioned values
- On which we used to rely?
- Lucky there's a family guy
- Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
- Laugh and cry
- He's a family guy
- Cuando la jefe oye de esto somos muertos!
- Lois: Meg, that's a terrible thing to say. You should marry someone you love. That's what I did.
- Meg: Yeah, and he got us kicked out of the yacht club.
- Lois: Oh, you can't be mad at your father for being himself. That's the reason I fell in love with him in the first place. Oh, he was so different from everyone else.
- [Waltz music playing]
- Jonathan: Coco, the day I graduate from Harvard I'm gonna carry you off into the sunset on a white horse.
- Coco: It better be a stretch horse with leather seats and a chauffeur.
- Jonathan: Isn't she a bit of terrific?
- Both: [Laughing]
- ["Do You Love Me" by the Hollies playing]
- Woman: It's a fabulous vase, Peter, darling. Do you collect objets d'art?
- Peter: If that's French for "Star Wars collectors glasses," then sí.
- Lois: Now I remember why I left Newport! It changes people. You kids have lost your values. You've lost your mind! And I don't much care for Stewie's new friends.
- Man: The Pacific Rim economy is still a tad shaky for my taste.
- Stewie: Oh, oh, stop it, stop it! You can't become a bloody fiscal hermit crab every time the Nikkei undergoes a correction! Asia's market has nowhere to go but up!
- Man: Interesting.
- Stewie: Indeed.
- Lois: I wish we'd never come here in the first place.
- Peter: [Sighing snobbishly] Here, go buy yourself some more money.
- Peter: Hey, old bean. Hey, what are you doing with my Star Wars glass?
- Brian: Illustrating a point. Peter, when Han Solo took the Millennium Falcon to Cloud City, he found that Lando Calrissian had turned control of the station over to Darth Vader. Lando had forgotten who he was. It was only after Han was encased in carbonite and taken by Boba Fett to Jabba's palace, that he was able to see the error of his ways. Look inside yourself. You're not a Newport millionaire. I created you. In a way, I am your father.
- Peter: That's not true! That's impossible.
- Brian: Damn it, Peter! Snap out of it!
- news 5 diane
- Tom Tucker
- Diane Simmons (Seidelman)
- Joyce Kinney (Chevapravatdumrong)
- Ollie Williams
- Tricia Takanawa
- 8:30 - 9:00 2000 interview younger audience
- january 2001
- 1:40-50 nothing made my head spin
- 15:00 howard stern/jerry springer
- 16:41 would have left too
- 25:00 propritary
- 39:20 painful to watch children
- 43:00
- 45:00 careful uncomfortable
- 48:00 careful let me answer that
- 52:00 rob oregon
- 1:00:00 careful, not worried about
- 1:02:00
- 1:05:00 how much have you watched
- February 12, 2001
- 42:00 scott hall
- 45:00 proprietary graphics etc wrestling 101 stupid nitro a month
- 52:00 son of a gun
- 1:05:00 sopranos
- 1:25:00 use kevin nash
- 1:32:00 criticism
- 1:32:20 belts
- Meg: Yeah, and he got us kicked out of the yacht club.
- Lois: Oh, you can't be mad at your father for being himself. That's the reason I fell in love with him in the first place. Oh, he was so different from everyone else.
- Lois: Peter, how could you sell our house in Quahog without even asking me?
- Peter: Ah, honey, this is where you belong. You deserve a big house and nice stuff. Like diamonds.
- Hm.
- Holy crap, it's The Breakfast Club.
- You know what I got for Christmas? It was a banner year at the Tiger house.
- I got a carton of cigarettes. Old man grabbed me, said "Hey, smoke up, Tony."
- "They're grrreat!" Bastard.
- Hey, Lando.
- Everyone's talking about how you trashed the jukebox. Classic cool.
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- So, uh, Lando, how old did you say you were again?
- 17.
- And a half.
- Sweet statutory, you look beautiful!
- ~~~~~~~~~~
- I gotta fight for my right to party. Whoa-ah! Argh! - Thanks, Spider-Man. - Everybody gets one.
- hen rob len michael barry john (spang)
- deeds bill sand hap
- - Dad, get away from me. Connie is looking. - So that's toad girl, huh?
- Yeah. And that's Connie.
- Well, I'm off to popularity. Ciao!
- God, I hate that manly walk of hers.
- phat stupid poppin etyc tiger spiderman breakfast small
- Hey, does anybody have any drugs? I'm lookin' to score some drugs.
- - Dad, get away from me. Connie is looking. - So that's toad girl, huh?
- Yeah. And that's Connie.
- Peter: I kept one of those Lincoln pictures and held a little auction of my own. Thanks to old Honest Abe we have our house back, and I learned a valuable lesson. It doesn't matter if your family doesn't think I'm good enough for you.
- Lois: That's right, because all that's important is that I love you.
- Peter: No, because your ancestors were nothing but a bunch of pimps and whores. [Laughing]
- [closing theme music]
- Brian: Well, Peter, it's not really that hard. Let's start with polite conversation. For example, "It's a pleasure to see you again. Lovely weather we're having." Now you try.
- Peter: "It's a pleasure to see you again. After Hogan's Heroes, Bob Crane got his skull crushed in by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex." How's that?
- Brian: Wow, perfect. My work is done. But just for the heck of it, let's try again.
- - God! You're such a wannabe loser. - Oh, yeah? If I'm such a loser,
- how come I'm going to the Snow Ball with Lando?
- OK, Connie, you're up.
- Connie Demico does toad?
- God, please tell me I have a brain tumour and this is all just a side effect from the chemo.
- - Hey, what are you doin' in my locker? - Your locker?
- Say, Phil, what do you say to happy hour after work?
- I'd say Cheryl's gonna have another black eye to explain to the neighbours.
- - Come on, I'm buyin'. - Oh, yeah.
- - Hey, man, cool specs. - Thanks, G.
- carter herb
- Brian: Okay, Peter, I was hoping I wouldn't have to resort to shock therapy, but your progress has been.... Well, who are we kidding? You haven't made any progress. Now, the left TV is tuned to Frasier. The right TV has Ricki Lake. If you so much as glance at the right TV, I'm gonna give you 10,000 volts.
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- bhart amat fare ham ro bur mi sandman sympo leik 50 mike paul hare judy tara
- Let's Go to the Hop
- It seems today that all you see
- Is violence in movies and sex on TV
- But where are those good old-fashioned values
- On which we used to rely?
- Lucky there's a family guy
- Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
- Laugh and cry
- He's a family guy
- Cuando la jefe oye de esto somos muertos!
- Lois: Meg, that's a terrible thing to say. You should marry someone you love. That's what I did.
- Meg: Yeah, and he got us kicked out of the yacht club.
- Lois: Oh, you can't be mad at your father for being himself. That's the reason I fell in love with him in the first place. Oh, he was so different from everyone else.
- [Waltz music playing]
- Jonathan: Coco, the day I graduate from Harvard I'm gonna carry you off into the sunset on a white horse.
- Coco: It better be a stretch horse with leather seats and a chauffeur.
- Jonathan: Isn't she a bit of terrific?
- Both: [Laughing]
- ["Do You Love Me" by the Hollies playing]
- Woman: It's a fabulous vase, Peter, darling. Do you collect objets d'art?
- Peter: If that's French for "Star Wars collectors glasses," then sí.
- Lois: Now I remember why I left Newport! It changes people. You kids have lost your values. You've lost your mind! And I don't much care for Stewie's new friends.
- Man: The Pacific Rim economy is still a tad shaky for my taste.
- Stewie: Oh, oh, stop it, stop it! You can't become a bloody fiscal hermit crab every time the Nikkei undergoes a correction! Asia's market has nowhere to go but up!
- Man: Interesting.
- Stewie: Indeed.
- Lois: I wish we'd never come here in the first place.
- Peter: [Sighing snobbishly] Here, go buy yourself some more money.
- Peter: Hey, old bean. Hey, what are you doing with my Star Wars glass?
- Brian: Illustrating a point. Peter, when Han Solo took the Millennium Falcon to Cloud City, he found that Lando Calrissian had turned control of the station over to Darth Vader. Lando had forgotten who he was. It was only after Han was encased in carbonite and taken by Boba Fett to Jabba's palace, that he was able to see the error of his ways. Look inside yourself. You're not a Newport millionaire. I created you. In a way, I am your father.
- Peter: That's not true! That's impossible.
- Brian: Damn it, Peter! Snap out of it!
- news 5 diane
- Tom Tucker
- Diane Simmons (Seidelman)
- Joyce Kinney (Chevapravatdumrong)
- Ollie Williams
- Tricia Takanawa
- 8:30 - 9:00 2000 interview younger audience
- january 2001
- 1:40-50 nothing made my head spin
- 15:00 howard stern/jerry springer
- 16:41 would have left too
- 25:00 propritary
- 39:20 painful to watch children
- 43:00
- 45:00 careful uncomfortable
- 48:00 careful let me answer that
- 52:00 rob oregon
- 1:00:00 careful, not worried about
- 1:02:00
- 1:05:00 how much have you watched
- February 12, 2001
- 42:00 scott hall
- 45:00 proprietary graphics etc wrestling 101 stupid nitro a month
- 52:00 son of a gun
- 1:05:00 sopranos
- 1:25:00 use kevin nash
- 1:32:00 criticism
- 1:32:20 belts
- Meg: Yeah, and he got us kicked out of the yacht club.
- Lois: Oh, you can't be mad at your father for being himself. That's the reason I fell in love with him in the first place. Oh, he was so different from everyone else.
- Lois: Peter, how could you sell our house in Quahog without even asking me?
- Peter: Ah, honey, this is where you belong. You deserve a big house and nice stuff. Like diamonds.
- Hm.
- Holy crap, it's The Breakfast Club.
- You know what I got for Christmas? It was a banner year at the Tiger house.
- I got a carton of cigarettes. Old man grabbed me, said "Hey, smoke up, Tony."
- "They're grrreat!" Bastard.
- Hey, Lando.
- Everyone's talking about how you trashed the jukebox. Classic cool.
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- So, uh, Lando, how old did you say you were again?
- 17.
- And a half.
- Sweet statutory, you look beautiful!
- ~~~~~~~~~~
- I gotta fight for my right to party. Whoa-ah! Argh! - Thanks, Spider-Man. - Everybody gets one.
- hen rob len michael barry john (spang)
- deeds bill sand hap
- - Dad, get away from me. Connie is looking. - So that's toad girl, huh?
- Yeah. And that's Connie.
- Well, I'm off to popularity. Ciao!
- God, I hate that manly walk of hers.
- phat stupid poppin etyc tiger spiderman breakfast small
- Hey, does anybody have any drugs? I'm lookin' to score some drugs.
- - Dad, get away from me. Connie is looking. - So that's toad girl, huh?
- Yeah. And that's Connie.
- Peter: I kept one of those Lincoln pictures and held a little auction of my own. Thanks to old Honest Abe we have our house back, and I learned a valuable lesson. It doesn't matter if your family doesn't think I'm good enough for you.
- Lois: That's right, because all that's important is that I love you.
- Peter: No, because your ancestors were nothing but a bunch of pimps and whores. [Laughing]
- [closing theme music]
- Brian: Well, Peter, it's not really that hard. Let's start with polite conversation. For example, "It's a pleasure to see you again. Lovely weather we're having." Now you try.
- Peter: "It's a pleasure to see you again. After Hogan's Heroes, Bob Crane got his skull crushed in by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex." How's that?
- Brian: Wow, perfect. My work is done. But just for the heck of it, let's try again.
- - God! You're such a wannabe loser. - Oh, yeah? If I'm such a loser,
- how come I'm going to the Snow Ball with Lando?
- OK, Connie, you're up.
- Connie Demico does toad?
- God, please tell me I have a brain tumour and this is all just a side effect from the chemo.
- - Hey, what are you doin' in my locker? - Your locker?
- Say, Phil, what do you say to happy hour after work?
- I'd say Cheryl's gonna have another black eye to explain to the neighbours.
- - Come on, I'm buyin'. - Oh, yeah.
- - Hey, man, cool specs. - Thanks, G.
- carter herb
- Brian: Okay, Peter, I was hoping I wouldn't have to resort to shock therapy, but your progress has been.... Well, who are we kidding? You haven't made any progress. Now, the left TV is tuned to Frasier. The right TV has Ricki Lake. If you so much as glance at the right TV, I'm gonna give you 10,000 volts.
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- page 5 best hooters page 6 music video doggy page 7 dominates and f boxingucks page 8 more CGI cordoba dubai heeled red page 9 pink0 shower bandana karabella sasha strokes comp stuffed goth page 10 nurse italian teacher eva lin pizza orgy greatest itlian asian
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- nick deeds lyle spoon pinched hap bil dad
- kubrick kauffman anderson pta coens . same relatable insano vicky lyle moron duh stinkyn hop january 28 madussa williams photographer garza henry ross dragon edge jericho hassan
- reign cob gu2 r6 tdo michael bar hen rob len bri spud shadow lives coin milpol meanplas frizzle boston market WON HOF AWARDS nba 2k etc
- mr fg hg sandsymoum sarg sand leik 2005 WONs one a day (then 2006, 2007, 2008) (2003 after that, May 12, June, July 28 - December) April 2005 issue hog stuff xerox just another wrestling comedy an dan mardigan behrens na nicole
- bhart amat fare ham ro bur mi sandman sympo leik 50 mike paul hare judy tara
- Let's Go to the Hop
- It seems today that all you see
- Is violence in movies and sex on TV
- But where are those good old-fashioned values
- On which we used to rely?
- Lucky there's a family guy
- Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
- Laugh and cry
- He's a family guy
- Cuando la jefe oye de esto somos muertos!
- Lois: Meg, that's a terrible thing to say. You should marry someone you love. That's what I did.
- Meg: Yeah, and he got us kicked out of the yacht club.
- Lois: Oh, you can't be mad at your father for being himself. That's the reason I fell in love with him in the first place. Oh, he was so different from everyone else.
- [Waltz music playing]
- Jonathan: Coco, the day I graduate from Harvard I'm gonna carry you off into the sunset on a white horse.
- Coco: It better be a stretch horse with leather seats and a chauffeur.
- Jonathan: Isn't she a bit of terrific?
- Both: [Laughing]
- ["Do You Love Me" by the Hollies playing]
- Woman: It's a fabulous vase, Peter, darling. Do you collect objets d'art?
- Peter: If that's French for "Star Wars collectors glasses," then sí.
- Lois: Now I remember why I left Newport! It changes people. You kids have lost your values. You've lost your mind! And I don't much care for Stewie's new friends.
- Man: The Pacific Rim economy is still a tad shaky for my taste.
- Stewie: Oh, oh, stop it, stop it! You can't become a bloody fiscal hermit crab every time the Nikkei undergoes a correction! Asia's market has nowhere to go but up!
- Man: Interesting.
- Stewie: Indeed.
- Lois: I wish we'd never come here in the first place.
- Peter: [Sighing snobbishly] Here, go buy yourself some more money.
- Peter: Hey, old bean. Hey, what are you doing with my Star Wars glass?
- Brian: Illustrating a point. Peter, when Han Solo took the Millennium Falcon to Cloud City, he found that Lando Calrissian had turned control of the station over to Darth Vader. Lando had forgotten who he was. It was only after Han was encased in carbonite and taken by Boba Fett to Jabba's palace, that he was able to see the error of his ways. Look inside yourself. You're not a Newport millionaire. I created you. In a way, I am your father.
- Peter: That's not true! That's impossible.
- Brian: Damn it, Peter! Snap out of it!
- news 5 diane
- Tom Tucker
- Diane Simmons (Seidelman)
- Joyce Kinney (Chevapravatdumrong)
- Ollie Williams
- Tricia Takanawa
- 8:30 - 9:00 2000 interview younger audience
- january 2001
- 1:40-50 nothing made my head spin
- 15:00 howard stern/jerry springer
- 16:41 would have left too
- 25:00 propritary
- 39:20 painful to watch children
- 43:00
- 45:00 careful uncomfortable
- 48:00 careful let me answer that
- 52:00 rob oregon
- 1:00:00 careful, not worried about
- 1:02:00
- 1:05:00 how much have you watched
- February 12, 2001
- 42:00 scott hall
- 45:00 proprietary graphics etc wrestling 101 stupid nitro a month
- 52:00 son of a gun
- 1:05:00 sopranos
- 1:25:00 use kevin nash
- 1:32:00 criticism
- 1:32:20 belts
- Meg: Yeah, and he got us kicked out of the yacht club.
- Lois: Oh, you can't be mad at your father for being himself. That's the reason I fell in love with him in the first place. Oh, he was so different from everyone else.
- Lois: Peter, how could you sell our house in Quahog without even asking me?
- Peter: Ah, honey, this is where you belong. You deserve a big house and nice stuff. Like diamonds.
- Hm.
- Holy crap, it's The Breakfast Club.
- You know what I got for Christmas? It was a banner year at the Tiger house.
- I got a carton of cigarettes. Old man grabbed me, said "Hey, smoke up, Tony."
- "They're grrreat!" Bastard.
- Hey, Lando.
- Everyone's talking about how you trashed the jukebox. Classic cool.
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- So, uh, Lando, how old did you say you were again?
- 17.
- And a half.
- Sweet statutory, you look beautiful!
- ~~~~~~~~~~
- I gotta fight for my right to party. Whoa-ah! Argh! - Thanks, Spider-Man. - Everybody gets one.
- hen rob len michael barry john (spang)
- deeds bill sand hap
- - Dad, get away from me. Connie is looking. - So that's toad girl, huh?
- Yeah. And that's Connie.
- Well, I'm off to popularity. Ciao!
- God, I hate that manly walk of hers.
- phat stupid poppin etyc tiger spiderman breakfast small
- Hey, does anybody have any drugs? I'm lookin' to score some drugs.
- - Dad, get away from me. Connie is looking. - So that's toad girl, huh?
- Yeah. And that's Connie.
- Peter: I kept one of those Lincoln pictures and held a little auction of my own. Thanks to old Honest Abe we have our house back, and I learned a valuable lesson. It doesn't matter if your family doesn't think I'm good enough for you.
- Lois: That's right, because all that's important is that I love you.
- Peter: No, because your ancestors were nothing but a bunch of pimps and whores. [Laughing]
- [closing theme music]
- Brian: Well, Peter, it's not really that hard. Let's start with polite conversation. For example, "It's a pleasure to see you again. Lovely weather we're having." Now you try.
- Peter: "It's a pleasure to see you again. After Hogan's Heroes, Bob Crane got his skull crushed in by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex." How's that?
- Brian: Wow, perfect. My work is done. But just for the heck of it, let's try again.
- - God! You're such a wannabe loser. - Oh, yeah? If I'm such a loser,
- how come I'm going to the Snow Ball with Lando?
- OK, Connie, you're up.
- Connie Demico does toad?
- God, please tell me I have a brain tumour and this is all just a side effect from the chemo.
- - Hey, what are you doin' in my locker? - Your locker?
- Say, Phil, what do you say to happy hour after work?
- I'd say Cheryl's gonna have another black eye to explain to the neighbours.
- - Come on, I'm buyin'. - Oh, yeah.
- - Hey, man, cool specs. - Thanks, G.
- carter herb
- Brian: Okay, Peter, I was hoping I wouldn't have to resort to shock therapy, but your progress has been.... Well, who are we kidding? You haven't made any progress. Now, the left TV is tuned to Frasier. The right TV has Ricki Lake. If you so much as glance at the right TV, I'm gonna give you 10,000 volts.
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- nick deeds lyle spoon pinched hap bil dad
- kubrick kauffman anderson pta coens . same relatable insano vicky lyle moron duh stinkyn hop january 28 madussa williams photographer garza henry ross dragon edge jericho hassan
- reign cob gu2 r6 tdo michael bar hen rob len bri spud shadow lives coin milpol meanplas frizzle boston market WON HOF AWARDS nba 2k etc
- mr fg hg sandsymoum sarg sand leik 2005 WONs one a day (then 2006, 2007, 2008) (2003 after that, May 12, June, July 28 - December) April 2005 issue hog stuff xerox just another wrestling comedy an dan mardigan behrens na nicole
- bhart amat fare ham ro bur mi sandman sympo leik 50 mike paul hare judy tara
- Let's Go to the Hop
- It seems today that all you see
- Is violence in movies and sex on TV
- But where are those good old-fashioned values
- On which we used to rely?
- Lucky there's a family guy
- Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
- Laugh and cry
- He's a family guy
- Cuando la jefe oye de esto somos muertos!
- Lois: Meg, that's a terrible thing to say. You should marry someone you love. That's what I did.
- Meg: Yeah, and he got us kicked out of the yacht club.
- Lois: Oh, you can't be mad at your father for being himself. That's the reason I fell in love with him in the first place. Oh, he was so different from everyone else.
- [Waltz music playing]
- Jonathan: Coco, the day I graduate from Harvard I'm gonna carry you off into the sunset on a white horse.
- Coco: It better be a stretch horse with leather seats and a chauffeur.
- Jonathan: Isn't she a bit of terrific?
- Both: [Laughing]
- ["Do You Love Me" by the Hollies playing]
- Woman: It's a fabulous vase, Peter, darling. Do you collect objets d'art?
- Peter: If that's French for "Star Wars collectors glasses," then sí.
- Lois: Now I remember why I left Newport! It changes people. You kids have lost your values. You've lost your mind! And I don't much care for Stewie's new friends.
- Man: The Pacific Rim economy is still a tad shaky for my taste.
- Stewie: Oh, oh, stop it, stop it! You can't become a bloody fiscal hermit crab every time the Nikkei undergoes a correction! Asia's market has nowhere to go but up!
- Man: Interesting.
- Stewie: Indeed.
- Lois: I wish we'd never come here in the first place.
- Peter: [Sighing snobbishly] Here, go buy yourself some more money.
- Peter: Hey, old bean. Hey, what are you doing with my Star Wars glass?
- Brian: Illustrating a point. Peter, when Han Solo took the Millennium Falcon to Cloud City, he found that Lando Calrissian had turned control of the station over to Darth Vader. Lando had forgotten who he was. It was only after Han was encased in carbonite and taken by Boba Fett to Jabba's palace, that he was able to see the error of his ways. Look inside yourself. You're not a Newport millionaire. I created you. In a way, I am your father.
- Peter: That's not true! That's impossible.
- Brian: Damn it, Peter! Snap out of it!
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- Meg: Yeah, and he got us kicked out of the yacht club.
- Lois: Oh, you can't be mad at your father for being himself. That's the reason I fell in love with him in the first place. Oh, he was so different from everyone else.
- Lois: Peter, how could you sell our house in Quahog without even asking me?
- Peter: Ah, honey, this is where you belong. You deserve a big house and nice stuff. Like diamonds.
- Hm.
- Holy crap, it's The Breakfast Club.
- You know what I got for Christmas? It was a banner year at the Tiger house.
- I got a carton of cigarettes. Old man grabbed me, said "Hey, smoke up, Tony."
- "They're grrreat!" Bastard.
- Hey, Lando.
- Everyone's talking about how you trashed the jukebox. Classic cool.
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- So, uh, Lando, how old did you say you were again?
- 17.
- And a half.
- Sweet statutory, you look beautiful!
- ~~~~~~~~~~
- I gotta fight for my right to party. Whoa-ah! Argh! - Thanks, Spider-Man. - Everybody gets one.
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- - Dad, get away from me. Connie is looking. - So that's toad girl, huh?
- Yeah. And that's Connie.
- Well, I'm off to popularity. Ciao!
- God, I hate that manly walk of hers.
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- Hey, does anybody have any drugs? I'm lookin' to score some drugs.
- - Dad, get away from me. Connie is looking. - So that's toad girl, huh?
- Yeah. And that's Connie.
- Peter: I kept one of those Lincoln pictures and held a little auction of my own. Thanks to old Honest Abe we have our house back, and I learned a valuable lesson. It doesn't matter if your family doesn't think I'm good enough for you.
- Lois: That's right, because all that's important is that I love you.
- Peter: No, because your ancestors were nothing but a bunch of pimps and whores. [Laughing]
- [closing theme music]
- Brian: Well, Peter, it's not really that hard. Let's start with polite conversation. For example, "It's a pleasure to see you again. Lovely weather we're having." Now you try.
- Peter: "It's a pleasure to see you again. After Hogan's Heroes, Bob Crane got his skull crushed in by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex." How's that?
- Brian: Wow, perfect. My work is done. But just for the heck of it, let's try again.
- - God! You're such a wannabe loser. - Oh, yeah? If I'm such a loser,
- how come I'm going to the Snow Ball with Lando?
- OK, Connie, you're up.
- Connie Demico does toad?
- God, please tell me I have a brain tumour and this is all just a side effect from the chemo.
- - Hey, what are you doin' in my locker? - Your locker?
- Say, Phil, what do you say to happy hour after work?
- I'd say Cheryl's gonna have another black eye to explain to the neighbours.
- - Come on, I'm buyin'. - Oh, yeah.
- - Hey, man, cool specs. - Thanks, G.
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- Brian: Okay, Peter, I was hoping I wouldn't have to resort to shock therapy, but your progress has been.... Well, who are we kidding? You haven't made any progress. Now, the left TV is tuned to Frasier. The right TV has Ricki Lake. If you so much as glance at the right TV, I'm gonna give you 10,000 volts.
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- At the end of the episode, Peter no longer cares what Lois' family thinks of him, since her ancestors were nothing more than "a bunch of pimps and whores" and does his signature laugh.
- Production
- A man with black short hair and a black shirt, with tan skin, laughs into a microphone while leaning forward.
- This marked the first appearance of Carter Pewterschmidt who is voiced by Seth MacFarlane.
- Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater is the first episode of the second season of Family Guy. It was directed by Jeff Myers, while Peter Shin and Roy Allen Smith acted as supervising directors.[1] It was written by Chris Sheridan. Mike Henry and Andrew Gormley worked as the staff writers for the episode while Garrett Donovan and Neil Goldman acted as story editors.[1] The episode also had Ricky Blitt as an executive story editor. Ron Jones composed the song used in the episode, while his brother Stan helping in the editing of said song.[1]
- The episode introduced the characters, Carter Pewterschmidt, Lois's father, voiced by show creator Seth MacFarlane and Barbara Pewterschmidt, Lois's mother, voiced by Alex Borstein.[2][3] Both characters would become recurring characters of the series appearing in future episodes including "Welcome Back, Carter".
- In addition to the regular cast, voice actor Kevin Michael Richardson, actress Fairuza Balk and actor Gregory Jbara guest started in the episode.[1] Other voices included Alex Thomas, Robin Leach and Bill Escudier.[1] Recurring guest voice Lori Alan voiced Dianne Simmons.[1][4]
- Cultural references
- Peter is shown watching the sitcom Frasier and Ricki Lake. When Stewie walks down the hallway, he sees the two little girls from The Shining. At an auction, Peter buys an antique vase for "100 million dollars" while making a characteristic "Dr. Evil" gesture from the Austin Powers films. Stewie makes two servants fight each other, during which the theme from Star Trek's "Amok Time" episode can be heard. Brian uses story elements from The Empire Strikes Back to describe Peter's current situation. When Peter needs money to pay for the vase, he remembers how he "should have kept Mean Joe's jersey", a reference to the famous 1979 "Hey Kid, Catch!" television commercial, in which a boy gives Mean Joe Greene a Coke, and Greene gives the boy his jersey. (This version has Mean Joe giving all his clothes to Peter, and Peter, scared, runs off without his jersey.) The elaborate song sequence, "This House is Freakin' Sweet", spoofs the song "I Think I'm Gonna Like It Here" from the 1977 musical Annie.
- Reception
- In his 2008 review, Ahsan Haque of IGN praised the episode, rating it a 9.5/10, stating that it was "very memorable" and "highlighted by Peter's idiotic creativity and social ineptitudes, and one of the better musical segments of the series".[5] Series creator Seth MacFarlane described "Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater" as a "fine, fine episode", praising the episode's artistic value and calling Ron Jones' musical score as "beautiful."[6] This episode was nominated for an Emmy Award for Outstanding Music and Lyrics for the song "This House is Freakin' Sweet".[5]
- Chris: If I ever go back to Quahog, it'll be just so I can poke poor people with a stick!
- Peter: Bon Jovi, everyone.
- Lois: Now I remember why I left Newport! It changes people. You kids have lost your values. You've lost your mind! And I don't much care for Stewie's new friends.
- Man: The Pacific Rim economy is still a tad shaky for my taste.
- Stewie: Oh, oh, stop it, stop it! You can't become a bloody fiscal hermit crab every time the Nikkei undergoes a correction! Asia's market has nowhere to go but up!
- Man: Interesting.
- Stewie: Indeed.
- Lois: I wish we'd never come here in the first place.
- Season 1
- 101 Death Has a Shadow 1/31/99
- 102 I Never Met the Dead Man 4/11/99
- 103 Chitty Chitty Death Bang 4/18/99
- 104 Mind Over Murder 4/25/99
- 105 A Hero Sits Next Door 5/2/99
- 106 The Son Also Draws 5/9/99
- 107 Brian: Portrait of a Dog 5/16/99
- Season 2
- 201 Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater 9/23/99
- 202 Holy Crap 9/30/99
- 203 Da Boom 12/26/99
- 204 Brian in Love 3/7/00
- 205 Love Thy Trophy 3/14/00
- 206 Death Is a Bitch 3/21/00
- 207 The King Is Dead 3/28/00
- 208 I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar 3/28/00
- 209 If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin' 4/4/00
- 210 Running Mates 4/11/00
- 211 A Picture Is Worth a 1,000 Bucks 4/18/00
- 212 Fifteen Minutes of Shame 4/25/00
- 213 Road to Rhode Island 5/30/00
- 214 Let's Go to the Hop 6/6/00
- 215 Dammit Janet! 6/13/00
- 216 There's Something About Paulie 6/27/00
- 217 He's Too Sexy for His Fat 6/27/00
- 218 E. Peterbus Unum 7/12/00
- 219 The Story on Page One 7/18/00
- 220 Wasted Talent 7/25/00
- 221 Fore Father 8/1/00
- Season 3
- 301 The Thin White Line 7/11/01
- 302 Brian Does Hollywood 7/18/01
- 303 Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington 7/25/01
- 304 One If by Clam, Two If by Sea 8/1/01
- 305 And the Wiener Is... 8/8/01
- 306 Death Lives 8/15/01
- 307 Lethal Weapons 8/22/01
- 308 The Kiss Seen Around the World 8/29/01
- 309 Mr. Saturday Knight 9/5/01
- 310 A Fish Out of Water 9/19/01
- 311 Emission Impossible 11/8/01
- 312 To Love and Die in Dixie 11/15/01
- 313 Screwed the Pooch 11/29/01
- 314 Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother? 12/6/01
- 315 Ready, Willing, and Disabled 12/20/01
- 316 A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas 12/21/01
- 317 Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows 1/17/02
- 318 From Method to Madness 1/24/02
- 319 Stuck Together, Torn Apart 1/31/02
- 320 Road to Europe 2/7/02
- 321 Family Guy Viewer Mail #1 2/14/02
- 322 When You Wish Upon a Weinstein 11/9/03
- Season 4
- 401 North by North Quahog 5/1/05
- 402 Fast Times at Buddy Cianci, Jr. High 5/8/05
- 403 Blind Ambition 5/15/05
- 404 Don't Make Me Over 6/5/05
- 405 The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire 6/12/05
- 406 Petarded 6/19/05
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