Reason for Your Speedrun

Reason for Your Speedrun
A Parody of "Reason for the Season" by Stryper
(Because, you know, Christian hair metal really needs to be parodied...)
If, for some reason, you're not up on your debut EPs by 80s Christian Hair Metal bands, the original song being parodied is at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTAU2dN3j6g

You think speedruns are nothing but skill
It's true until
Something unplanned comes

You, convince yourself, "This run's all me"
Why can't you see
That's not the reality

We both know
Even if
You play perfectly
You might not get RTA glory

No remorse
Divine force
RNG

It is the reason for your speedrun
It is the reason you PB
It is the reason for your speedrun
Give it praise
Give it praise

You, lose hundreds of runs every day
In every way
When it deserts you

Hey! (Hey!)
It doesn't matter how hard you try
Your runs will die
It's not up to you

We both know
Even if
You play perfectly
That its blessing is what you need

Don't call it
Luck, 'cause it's
RNG

It is the reason for your speedrun
It is the reason you PB
It is the reason for your speedrun
Give it praise

We both know
Even if
You play perfectly
You might not get RTA glory

We both know
Even if
You play perfectly
That its blessing is what you need

Don't call it
Luck, 'cause it's
RNG

It is the reason for your speedrun
It is the reason you PB
It is the reason for your speedrun
Give it praise
Give it praise

It is the reason for your speedrun
It is the reason you PB