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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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[melancholy music playing]

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[window squealing]

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♪

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[instrument strings squealing]

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Hey, what's up, man?

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Nothing, working.

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You're... Oh, right.

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I still can't believe that people
pay to watch you play video games.

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Teenagers, man.

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But why stop there?

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I mean, why don't they just watch
someone watching TV or something?

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- Ridiculous!
- [computer dings]

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Thank you, MilfBlaster69.

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That's very cool.

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Hey, I forgot to tell you.

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I went to the post office
the other day.

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There's a new girl
working there,

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and she is very cute.

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[woman]
Uh, what was that, buddy?

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What the hell's that?

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- Is that Sara?
- Yeah, she's playing from the house.

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Uh... Hi, sweetie.
Can you...

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Aren't you supposed
to be working?

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[Sara] Yeah, here's an idea.

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Why don't you tell me about this woman
you got pregnant at the post office?

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No, no, no. I was gonna suggest
that Liam should ask her out.

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Right? I mean, she's not
even my type. Okay?

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You're my
one and only, babe.

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Okay, you're forgiven.

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- So what do you think?
- Pass.

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What are you
talking about "pass"?

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She's probably gonna
say yes.

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You know, because she
works at the post office,

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so she doesn't have, like,
a lot of options.

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A hard pass.

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[woman] Okay.

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You got it, Charlie?

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- Yes.
- [chuckles]

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Thank you, sweetheart.

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You're welcome.

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I'll be over here.

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- Okay.
- Right over here.

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Maybe you and Charlie
should... date.

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Jesus, dude!

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No! Why are you so obsessed
with me dating someone?

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Because you can't be
a full time hag forever.

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"Full time"?
I am not full time.

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I'm more like weekends and
select week nights.

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- Uh-huh.
- Speaking of...

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What are we doing tonight?

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Me and my boyfriend

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are going to this guy,
Shane's curated salon.

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Ew. You just said that
way too casually.

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Well, it's serious.

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He hosts a monthly
Salon De Musique.

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Oh, wow.

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Mars, Mars, Mars, Mars, Mars,
Mars, Mars is gonna be playing.

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- No.
- What?

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Uh-uh.

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Oh, okay.

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Well, you know what? At least
one of you moved today.

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If this is gonna
be it though,

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you're gonna be playing
video games and masturbating

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in our guesthouse
for the rest of your life.

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Liam does not masturbate.

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It's true. Not anymore.

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Well, you know what?

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Maybe you should, you know, get
the blood pumping a little bit.

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- Ew, I don't need to imagine blood and dicks together.
- [cell phone buzzes]

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You don't picture that?

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- Huh. Interesting.
- What?

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Shane wants Fuck Dragon
to play the salon tonight.

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- Are you serious?
- Yeah.

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"SOS. Can Fuck Dragon
play the salon tonight?

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Mars, Mars, Mars, Mars, Mars, Mars,
Mars canceled at the last second.

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Please help.
Lots of people."

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No, I don't think so, man.

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A salon?

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You know, it's like a place where
like-minded people get together

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and they sort of,
like, appreciate art.

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It's like a Victorian thing.

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Right. And they want
Fuck Dragon to play?

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'Cause we're so good.

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We are so good.

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Word.

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I think we should do this.
It's gonna be a lot of fun.

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Um...

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Come on, man. We'll bring
the fucking house down.

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Just like the old days.

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And you're gonna get out
of the guesthouse

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and you're gonna
talk to some people.

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This is a win-win for us.

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Hey, look, we haven't
performed since high school.

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What if I don't remember
the words?

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What if we mess up? We're
gonna look like assholes.

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I... Pass.
Hard pass.

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Well, I already said yes.

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So now we gotta do it,
or Shane's gonna be furious.

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This is gonna be
really good, man.

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I'm very excited.

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And I gotta go work, 'cause
I got a big meeting today.

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I'm gonna see you tonight.
Okay?

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♪ Fuck Dragon ♪

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Don't do that with your hips.

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Fuck Dragon.

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Where the fuck is Buddy?
We gotta get this thing going.

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The audience is
getting restless.

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He's gonna be here, okay?
Don't worry about it.

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Hi. Welcome to
the latest installment of

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my Salon De Musique.

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Slight change of plans.

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Mars, Mars, Mars, Mars,
Mars, Mars, Mars...

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Uh, they can't be here.

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- What?
- What?

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[Shane]
We have somebody else.

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Please give it up for...

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Fuck Dragon.

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- Do you know this guy?
- No.

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- Um...
- [feedback whining]

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Uh, check, one, two.

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One, two.

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Oh, my God.
This is embarrassing.

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Test one.

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One, two...

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- [phone alert dings]
- ...three.

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[Buddy on voicemail,
amplified] Hey, man, uh...

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- [feedback whining]
- I'm really sorry,

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but it turns out that
I have to work late tonight.

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You know, we have
a conference call

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with these bankers in China.

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The fucking time zones,
am I right.

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Anyway, just go on
without me.

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You're gonna be fine.

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Those idiots aren't gonna
care if I'm there or not.

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Fuck Dragon...

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[plays backing track]

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Um...

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So we are...
I am Fuck Dragon!

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This is a song about
friendship and sandwiches.

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Um, it'd supposed to be a
conversation between two people,

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so you're gonna have to use
your imagination a little bit.

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When I'm here,
it's gonna be me,

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so just picture me.

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Right? Uh...

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And then when I'm over here,

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picture like a really tall asshole guy
that's a dick to all of his friends.

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[laughs]

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- Yeah. Okay, so...
- He's funny.

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Here we go.
[clears throat]

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Now listen up.

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♪ I said I'm hungry, man
So pay close attention ♪

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♪ To the master plan
It goes ♪

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♪ Now get up off
Your lazy ass ♪

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♪ Run into the kitchen
Better make it fast ♪

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♪ Yo, look around
In the cabinets ♪

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♪ For the shit that I'm
Reading off my list ♪

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♪ I want three things
And it ain't that tough ♪

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♪ And two out of three
Won't be good enough ♪

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♪ I want peanut butter
But not that chunky shit ♪

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♪ I want it smooth and brown
Like I like my bitch ♪

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♪ I want jelly
Cream and strawberry ♪

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♪ Put it on some white bread
And do it in a hurry ♪

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♪ I want some peanut butter
And some jelly on a sandwich ♪

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♪ I want some peanut butter
And some jelly on a sandwich ♪

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♪ I want some peanut butter
And some jelly on a sandwich ♪

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♪ I want some... ♪

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Okay, now, like the big,
tall, like jerk asshole guy.

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♪ Yo, don't tell me
What to do ♪

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♪ Go make it yourself
And make me one, too ♪

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♪ Potato bread
Is what I like it on ♪

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♪ It's really soft
And it's got it going on ♪

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♪ And, man
You must be tripping, son ♪

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♪ Chunky is the shit
And creamy is done ♪

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♪ I like grape jelly
I'm a picky-ass dude ♪

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♪ Now get off your ass
And bring me my food ♪

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♪ I want some peanut butter
And some jelly on a sandwich ♪

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♪ I want some... ♪

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[both giggling]

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Cool show.

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- Yeah.
- Mm.

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Seriously.

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It was hilarious.

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Glad you found it funny.

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That whole bit with
the, uh...

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the voicemail.

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So meta.

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Right.

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Yeah. No, well, yeah.

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I workshopped that
for a while,

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and I got a positive
response, so...

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Yeah. I mean, it really
sets up the whole

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loser friendless character
clinging to his past thing.

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Yeah.

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That voicemail's real?

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Are you ki...

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- I'm so sorry!
- It's okay.

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Oh, stupid!

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Well, you have to admit,
it was kind of funny.

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Do I? Is it?

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I mean, my best friend told me
he doesn't have time for me

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through a PA system in a roomful
of judgmental elitists.

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It's a little funny. Yeah, okay.
I'm with you.

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- Kind of funny.
- Yeah.

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- Also kind of sucks.
- Mm-hmm.

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I... Shit, I can't believe
you still played.

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I just didn't want
Shane to yell at me.

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He whispers when he yells.

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It's like a thousand
times scarier.

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I can see that.

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Well, I really liked it.

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Thanks.

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Also, I really like
PB and Js.

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Oh.

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Kind of a connoisseur.

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A connoisseur of PB and J?

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I'm no connoisseur.

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Buddy and I just used to get really
high and want PB and J, that's all.

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Ooh. I'm PB and jelly.

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Like jealous?

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No, I understood it.
I just didn't wanna...

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- That was just bad.
- That was just bad. Yeah.

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Don't explain the jokes.
Okay.

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Um, well...

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- Cool show.
- Thank you.

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Thanks. I appreciate that.

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Hey, here's to my only fan,

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and apparently my
new best friend.

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Mm. I am Beck.

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Liam.

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Okay, okay, okay, okay.

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So Bobby just got us invited to
this warehouse party downtown,.

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Apparently there's
a hundred year old leprechaun

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that's drinking Rose out of
an ice dick lute.

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But like a real leprechaun.

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- Not a fake leprechaun.
- I get it. I get it.

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- I mean...
- Really, it's too much.

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Oh.

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Hi.

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Hi. Heh.

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Cool, guys. I think
Liam and I are just gonna go

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grab some tacos or something.

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Oh, cool. You and, um...

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Liam!

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Liam. Hi, Liam.

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Okay, that's fine.
Thanks.

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Yeah. Maybe I'll just,
like, see you later, or...

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- Yeah. Bye, Liam.
- Maybe...

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Nice to meet you guys.

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Bye.

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[Franklin] Have fun!

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You like tacos, right?

253
00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:52,317
- So, like, one day...
- Mm...

254
00:10:53,051 --> 00:10:54,450
We're all playing Mario Kart,

255
00:10:54,452 --> 00:10:57,186
and the next,
Buddy and Sara are married,

256
00:10:57,188 --> 00:10:59,988
and they have a house, and they
look forward to trips to West Elm.

257
00:10:59,990 --> 00:11:02,658
It's the same thing
with Franklin. I mean...

258
00:11:02,660 --> 00:11:04,127
He's not even
Franklin anymore.

259
00:11:04,129 --> 00:11:06,161
He's just like this
weird version of Franklin.

260
00:11:06,163 --> 00:11:08,263
He's like Bobby's
boyfriend Franklin.

261
00:11:08,265 --> 00:11:10,532
And on the off chance I can
get Buddy and Sara to play

262
00:11:10,534 --> 00:11:11,533
Mario Kart with me,

263
00:11:11,535 --> 00:11:13,236
they won't even shoot
each other with shells.

264
00:11:13,238 --> 00:11:15,338
Which means they're saving
their shells for me.

265
00:11:15,340 --> 00:11:16,705
- Oh, God.
- I mean, that's not fair.

266
00:11:16,707 --> 00:11:17,906
No.

267
00:11:17,908 --> 00:11:19,108
It's like I'm just
trying to stay alive

268
00:11:19,110 --> 00:11:21,044
while everyone is
cruising to the finish.

269
00:11:21,046 --> 00:11:23,113
Dude, we are
bringing up the rear,

270
00:11:23,115 --> 00:11:25,884
slipping on banana peels as
everyone else is laughing at us.

271
00:11:26,451 --> 00:11:28,350
Right. Hey, man.

272
00:11:28,352 --> 00:11:29,786
- Can we have two more?
- [man] Yeah, sure.

273
00:11:29,788 --> 00:11:31,521
- Thanks.
- You know what?

274
00:11:31,523 --> 00:11:32,855
I don't even want that.

275
00:11:32,857 --> 00:11:34,156
- No more?
- Hmm?

276
00:11:34,158 --> 00:11:35,824
- No tacos?
- Oh, no, no.

277
00:11:35,826 --> 00:11:38,228
Yes. I mean, yes.
Always tacos.

278
00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:40,129
I mean, I don't want to
be that, you know,

279
00:11:40,131 --> 00:11:42,065
Beck in a relationship
version of Beck.

280
00:11:42,067 --> 00:11:44,066
I just wanna be Beck.

281
00:11:44,068 --> 00:11:45,568
You know?
Beck Beck.

282
00:11:45,570 --> 00:11:46,835
Beck Beck's cool.

283
00:11:46,837 --> 00:11:48,103
Why change that?

284
00:11:48,105 --> 00:11:49,442
- Exactly.
- Thanks, man.

285
00:11:51,676 --> 00:11:55,111
Hey, you know what?
If I played you in Mario Kart,

286
00:11:55,113 --> 00:11:56,713
I'd freakin' blast you
with shells.

287
00:11:56,715 --> 00:11:59,552
Dude, that's like the nicest
thing anyone's ever said to me.

288
00:12:00,418 --> 00:12:02,053
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

289
00:12:03,955 --> 00:12:06,955
It's like feeling this
pressure from people

290
00:12:06,957 --> 00:12:08,791
who want us to find someone
and get in a relationship.

291
00:12:08,793 --> 00:12:09,858
Oh, of course.

292
00:12:09,860 --> 00:12:12,796
Hi, I'm Beck.
Wanna get married?

293
00:12:12,798 --> 00:12:15,165
- Fuck that, man. Right?
- Pathetic. Mm-hmm.

294
00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:17,233
I like being, like,
a weird loner guy.

295
00:12:17,235 --> 00:12:18,104
You know what?

296
00:12:18,937 --> 00:12:20,472
It really suits you.

297
00:12:21,505 --> 00:12:22,939
We should hang out.

298
00:12:22,941 --> 00:12:24,973
And be weird
loner guys together.

299
00:12:24,975 --> 00:12:26,408
- Okay.
- I'm serious.

300
00:12:26,410 --> 00:12:28,243
- Okay.
- Let's freaking get out of here.

301
00:12:28,245 --> 00:12:29,612
I mean, go away for
the weekend.

302
00:12:29,614 --> 00:12:31,915
- All right. Where are we going?
- I don't know.

303
00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:33,882
Someplace cool.
It's workable.

304
00:12:33,884 --> 00:12:35,318
Sure.

305
00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:38,087
And just some place away
from all the shell-hoarding,

306
00:12:38,089 --> 00:12:40,656
boyfriend, girlfriend
versions of people people.

307
00:12:40,658 --> 00:12:42,124
- Oh, I'm down for that.
- Yeah?

308
00:12:42,126 --> 00:12:43,959
- Oh, I'm down.
- Okay.

309
00:12:43,961 --> 00:12:45,527
Okay. Let's play a game.

310
00:12:45,529 --> 00:12:46,728
Uh-oh, he's moving.

311
00:12:46,730 --> 00:12:47,930
- On the count of three...
- Yeah.

312
00:12:47,932 --> 00:12:49,098
We'll both say a place.

313
00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:51,066
Same place, that's where
we're gonna go.

314
00:12:51,068 --> 00:12:52,468
- Oh, I like this.
- Yeah?

315
00:12:52,470 --> 00:12:53,603
- Yeah, do it.
- Okay.

316
00:12:53,605 --> 00:12:54,570
- Let's go.
- I'll start?

317
00:12:54,572 --> 00:12:55,537
Hit me, come on.

318
00:12:55,539 --> 00:12:57,172
- One, three...
- Two...

319
00:12:57,174 --> 00:12:58,675
- Disneyland.
- Switzerland.

320
00:12:58,677 --> 00:13:00,045
- Shit.
- That's close.

321
00:13:01,046 --> 00:13:02,480
- So...
- What about the desert?

322
00:13:03,948 --> 00:13:06,081
You know what? I've never
been to the desert.

323
00:13:06,083 --> 00:13:07,550
- Yeah?
- That's crazy.

324
00:13:07,552 --> 00:13:08,852
- Yes, the desert.
- Okay.

325
00:13:08,854 --> 00:13:09,986
Let's go to the desert.

326
00:13:09,988 --> 00:13:11,521
We'll get a house,
we'll hang out.

327
00:13:11,523 --> 00:13:14,723
Like a couple of cool
independent people people.

328
00:13:14,725 --> 00:13:15,791
Perfect.

329
00:13:15,793 --> 00:13:17,960
- Logistics.
- Talk to me.

330
00:13:17,962 --> 00:13:19,728
- Two bedroom.
- Duh.

331
00:13:19,730 --> 00:13:21,164
- And a pool.
- Double duh.

332
00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:24,003
- And an espresso machine.
- Sold.

333
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:26,138
When do you wanna go?

334
00:13:26,770 --> 00:13:28,036
- So, to recap.
- Mm-hmm.

335
00:13:28,038 --> 00:13:30,172
We're just two totally normal,
totally cool,

336
00:13:30,174 --> 00:13:31,574
independent people people

337
00:13:31,576 --> 00:13:34,109
doing our own totally
normal, totally cool

338
00:13:34,111 --> 00:13:36,079
independent people
people thing together.

339
00:13:36,081 --> 00:13:37,579
Exactly.
No funny business.

340
00:13:37,581 --> 00:13:40,717
Thank you. No deep conversations
over storied pasts.

341
00:13:40,719 --> 00:13:43,018
Yeah, right. While looking
up into the night sky.

342
00:13:43,020 --> 00:13:46,922
This is called a friendship
friend trip.

343
00:13:46,924 --> 00:13:48,992
A friendship
friend trip.

344
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:50,259
I like it.

345
00:13:50,261 --> 00:13:51,426
It's a little hard to say,
we'll workshop.

346
00:13:51,428 --> 00:13:52,762
- I kind of felt that, too.
- Okay.

347
00:13:52,764 --> 00:13:53,762
We'll work on it.

348
00:13:53,764 --> 00:13:54,667
Allow me.

349
00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:04,643
Thank you.

350
00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:06,575
[straining]

351
00:14:06,577 --> 00:14:07,709
- Titties.
- Got it?

352
00:14:07,711 --> 00:14:08,746
Yes.

353
00:14:09,681 --> 00:14:11,113
Friendship friend trip!

354
00:14:11,115 --> 00:14:13,151
[upbeat music playing]

355
00:14:15,186 --> 00:14:16,721
We'll workshop that, too.
I'll work on that.

356
00:14:22,226 --> 00:14:25,929
Okay. Is it more like a
cactus or Cameron Diaz?

357
00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:27,233
Cactus.

358
00:14:27,966 --> 00:14:30,098
Cactus or...

359
00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:31,566
plastic bag?

360
00:14:31,568 --> 00:14:32,801
Plastic bag.

361
00:14:32,803 --> 00:14:34,103
Okay.

362
00:14:34,105 --> 00:14:35,774
Plastic bag or...

363
00:14:37,841 --> 00:14:38,974
a condom?

364
00:14:38,976 --> 00:14:41,076
Ooh, ooh. Uh...

365
00:14:41,078 --> 00:14:42,712
Mm... condom.

366
00:14:42,714 --> 00:14:43,946
- [Beck] Ee...
- Yep.

367
00:14:43,948 --> 00:14:45,250
[Beck] Okay.

368
00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:47,749
Condom or...

369
00:14:47,751 --> 00:14:50,118
A balloon animal?

370
00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:51,487
Definitely balloon animal.

371
00:14:51,489 --> 00:14:52,354
- Really?
- Yep.

372
00:14:52,356 --> 00:14:55,026
Okay. A balloon animal or...

373
00:14:56,094 --> 00:14:58,895
Oh! A child-sized
froggy inner tube.

374
00:14:58,897 --> 00:15:00,028
Got it!

375
00:15:00,030 --> 00:15:01,531
She got it!

376
00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:03,166
- Come on, this is what you picked?
- Yeah.

377
00:15:03,168 --> 00:15:04,800
What else am I gonna pick
in the car?

378
00:15:04,802 --> 00:15:06,038
That's freaking true.

379
00:15:11,275 --> 00:15:13,745
Well... made it out
alive.

380
00:15:14,578 --> 00:15:16,878
- That bad?
- Oh, yeah.

381
00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:18,714
Grossest bathroom ever.

382
00:15:18,716 --> 00:15:21,150
I believe someone was
recently murdered in there.

383
00:15:21,152 --> 00:15:22,752
Yeah, I could have
told you that.

384
00:15:22,754 --> 00:15:24,587
Wait a second.

385
00:15:24,589 --> 00:15:26,789
Is that why you
brought me out here?

386
00:15:26,791 --> 00:15:28,257
[gasps dramatically] No!

387
00:15:28,259 --> 00:15:30,993
The Rest Stop Killer
strikes again!

388
00:15:30,995 --> 00:15:32,430
[Beck screaming]

389
00:15:32,897 --> 00:15:34,597
♪ Love ♪

390
00:15:34,599 --> 00:15:37,532
♪ I'm never gonna
Fall in love ♪

391
00:15:37,534 --> 00:15:40,236
♪ No, I don't ever want that
Rub your back ♪

392
00:15:40,238 --> 00:15:43,409
♪ Share my snack
Stupid love ♪

393
00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:47,243
♪ I like you ♪

394
00:15:47,245 --> 00:15:50,278
♪ But I am never gonna
Like, like you ♪

395
00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:54,383
♪ Better believe I'll never Lose
a freaking ounce Of sleep ♪

396
00:15:54,385 --> 00:15:57,887
♪ Wondering if you
Like me, too ♪

397
00:15:57,889 --> 00:16:04,393
♪ Oh, lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-love
Is so du-du-du-du-dumb ♪

398
00:16:04,395 --> 00:16:11,501
♪ I just li-li-li-li-li-li-like
To be left al-lo-lo-lo-lone ♪

399
00:16:11,503 --> 00:16:17,507
♪ Lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-love
Is so du-du-du-du-dumb ♪

400
00:16:17,509 --> 00:16:24,213
♪ Please leave me alone ♪

401
00:16:24,215 --> 00:16:25,417
[music stops]

402
00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:29,986
Dude!

403
00:16:29,988 --> 00:16:31,323
Most legitimate.

404
00:16:31,755 --> 00:16:32,690
Internet.

405
00:16:33,591 --> 00:16:34,493
Nice.

406
00:16:36,494 --> 00:16:38,895
[Liam] I think they said
something about a rock.

407
00:16:38,897 --> 00:16:42,265
[Beck] You mean, one of those
rocky highway thingies?

408
00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:44,770
Right. To find it,
I have to...

409
00:16:50,140 --> 00:16:51,242
[Beck laughs]

410
00:16:55,879 --> 00:16:57,883
[Beck] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

411
00:16:58,450 --> 00:16:59,714
Found it.

412
00:16:59,716 --> 00:17:01,552
- Oh.
- Kenefick rock.

413
00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:06,622
- Uh?
- Mm-hmm.

414
00:17:06,624 --> 00:17:08,123
Oh, yeah.
As good as the photos?

415
00:17:08,125 --> 00:17:09,792
Yeah. Better.

416
00:17:09,794 --> 00:17:11,196
Oh, heck yeah.

417
00:17:12,262 --> 00:17:14,665
- Jellyfish that out.
- Jellyfishing. Okay.

418
00:17:15,767 --> 00:17:17,732
Wow. What a terrible view.

419
00:17:17,734 --> 00:17:19,535
[Liam] Totally.

420
00:17:19,537 --> 00:17:21,536
You really found a house
with an espresso machine?

421
00:17:21,538 --> 00:17:23,139
It was one
of the requirements.

422
00:17:23,141 --> 00:17:26,074
So obviously I'll take the big room,
because I am bigger than you.

423
00:17:26,076 --> 00:17:27,343
You a-hole.

424
00:17:27,345 --> 00:17:28,844
Fine, I'll take
the small room

425
00:17:28,846 --> 00:17:31,316
that's shitty and not at all
cool and nice.

426
00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:34,787
[Beck] So who do you think
owns this house?

427
00:17:38,355 --> 00:17:41,757
Uh, I don't know. Middle
aged man, woman, two kids.

428
00:17:41,759 --> 00:17:44,427
[Beck] Boring. Try again.

429
00:17:44,429 --> 00:17:47,966
I think it's the granddaughter of the
dude who invented the bendy straw.

430
00:17:50,134 --> 00:17:51,867
You're jumping on the bed?

431
00:17:51,869 --> 00:17:53,102
Nope.

432
00:17:53,104 --> 00:17:54,871
Are you?

433
00:17:54,873 --> 00:17:56,240
No.

434
00:17:56,574 --> 00:17:57,576
Aha!

435
00:17:58,175 --> 00:17:59,577
Proof.

436
00:18:00,044 --> 00:18:01,477
Hmm.

437
00:18:01,479 --> 00:18:02,277
Hiya!

438
00:18:02,279 --> 00:18:03,411
Oh, shit!

439
00:18:03,413 --> 00:18:04,980
- [Liam] You okay?
- Yeah.

440
00:18:04,982 --> 00:18:08,017
Uh, just checking
for monsters.

441
00:18:08,019 --> 00:18:09,822
Um, you hungry?

442
00:18:12,022 --> 00:18:13,055
[Liam] Let's play a game.

443
00:18:13,057 --> 00:18:14,090
Okay.

444
00:18:14,092 --> 00:18:15,158
Do you know how to play
the face game?

445
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:16,758
Um, no.

446
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:17,826
Okay. Super easy.

447
00:18:17,828 --> 00:18:19,728
I just give you a direction
and then you do it.

448
00:18:19,730 --> 00:18:20,898
- Okay, go.
- Okay.

449
00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:24,199
Cross your eyes.

450
00:18:24,201 --> 00:18:25,601
- Okay.
- Wait, how about that?

451
00:18:25,603 --> 00:18:28,069
Oh, don't do that.
100% don't do that.

452
00:18:28,071 --> 00:18:29,471
It's advanced. I'm sorry.

453
00:18:29,473 --> 00:18:31,239
Okay. So far so good.

454
00:18:31,241 --> 00:18:33,209
Stick out your tongue.

455
00:18:33,211 --> 00:18:36,379
So good. Now make your
eyes like super wide.

456
00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:38,713
And you try to show
as much teeth as possible.

457
00:18:38,715 --> 00:18:39,915
- Uh?
- Mm-hmm.

458
00:18:39,917 --> 00:18:41,584
Okay. Hold that pose.

459
00:18:41,586 --> 00:18:42,684
Oh, my God.
You're so good at this game.

460
00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:44,319
You're like winning
at this game.

461
00:18:44,321 --> 00:18:46,189
- How is this a game?
- It's not a game.

462
00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:47,722
- So good for that.
- It's not a game?

463
00:18:47,724 --> 00:18:50,258
- That's blackmail.
- What the hell is that?

464
00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:51,526
No, get rid.
Delete, delete, delete.

465
00:18:51,528 --> 00:18:53,296
All right. You wanna do me?
You could do me.

466
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:54,796
I definitely will
be doing that,

467
00:18:54,798 --> 00:18:56,798
but right after we have
two more of these.

468
00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:58,700
Truth. I like where
your head's at.

469
00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:00,369
You wanna get the same thing?
Or you want something else?

470
00:19:00,371 --> 00:19:01,770
I don't know.

471
00:19:01,772 --> 00:19:02,875
What is that?

472
00:19:04,642 --> 00:19:07,312
Uh-oh. Somebody bites
his nails.

473
00:19:08,145 --> 00:19:09,478
Yeah, sorry.
I try not to.

474
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:11,581
My mom says it makes me
look neurotic.

475
00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:12,949
I think it's kinda cool.

476
00:19:12,951 --> 00:19:15,918
Makes it look like you're
really concentrating.

477
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:20,355
Like laser sharp focus
on picking the right drink.

478
00:19:20,357 --> 00:19:22,792
Actually this one time
in college,

479
00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:26,429
Buddy and I got these fake IDs
from a weird goth kid,

480
00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:28,463
and we took it to this
liquor store on campus

481
00:19:28,465 --> 00:19:30,099
that would take any ID.

482
00:19:30,101 --> 00:19:33,068
So we go.
It's Buddy. It's me.

483
00:19:33,070 --> 00:19:35,238
Eighteen-year-old computer nerds,
we didn't know what to get,

484
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,838
so we got
a bottle of cognac,

485
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:38,841
because we thought
it sounded cool.

486
00:19:38,843 --> 00:19:39,741
Mm-hmm.

487
00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:41,110
And then we brought it
back to our dorm

488
00:19:41,112 --> 00:19:43,112
and we mixed it with
Half and Half.

489
00:19:43,114 --> 00:19:44,313
Why would you do that?

490
00:19:44,315 --> 00:19:45,347
It's the only thing we had
in our fridge.

491
00:19:45,349 --> 00:19:46,414
That's the worst.

492
00:19:46,416 --> 00:19:47,516
I've never been sicker
in my life.

493
00:19:47,518 --> 00:19:49,084
Yeah, that's
absolutely disgusting.

494
00:19:49,086 --> 00:19:51,022
- [laughs]
- Oh, my God.

495
00:19:53,523 --> 00:19:55,924
I really like that "mm-hmm"
thing you do.

496
00:19:55,926 --> 00:19:57,360
What? What "mm-hmm" thing?

497
00:19:57,362 --> 00:20:00,766
You say "mm-hmm" when there's a
natural pause in the conversation.

498
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,332
- Do I?
- Yeah.

499
00:20:03,334 --> 00:20:06,602
- You don't realize that?
- No. I... I hate that.

500
00:20:06,604 --> 00:20:08,504
I like it. It means
you're paying attention.

501
00:20:08,506 --> 00:20:09,872
You're really invested

502
00:20:09,874 --> 00:20:13,074
in the epic tale of
Liam and the Bottle of Cognac.

503
00:20:13,076 --> 00:20:14,677
You made it pretty epic.

504
00:20:14,679 --> 00:20:16,911
You kids need another drink?

505
00:20:16,913 --> 00:20:18,450
Uh... yes.

506
00:20:19,049 --> 00:20:20,749
May I have...

507
00:20:20,751 --> 00:20:22,617
a cognac and
Half and Half?

508
00:20:22,619 --> 00:20:24,386
Oof! We're doing this?

509
00:20:24,388 --> 00:20:25,453
- Oh, yeah.
- You sure?

510
00:20:25,455 --> 00:20:27,422
Definitely. Go.

511
00:20:27,424 --> 00:20:30,662
Two cognacs and
Half and Half, please, Mary.

512
00:20:32,029 --> 00:20:33,094
[Mary snorts]

513
00:20:33,096 --> 00:20:35,096
- Thank you.
- Thank you, Mary.

514
00:20:35,098 --> 00:20:37,132
- Mm-hmm. Hates us.
- Hates us.

515
00:20:37,134 --> 00:20:38,767
- Hates us so much.
- Dead stare.

516
00:20:38,769 --> 00:20:40,105
- Yeah.
- Ooh.

517
00:20:48,645 --> 00:20:50,414
[man]
What's up there, kiddo?

518
00:20:52,282 --> 00:20:54,949
Looks like you're having
a good time out there. Yeah?

519
00:20:54,951 --> 00:20:59,188
Although you might want to
take it easy on the nachos.

520
00:20:59,190 --> 00:21:01,222
Just a suggestion from
an old friend.

521
00:21:01,224 --> 00:21:02,394
[loud fart]

522
00:21:06,763 --> 00:21:08,797
[woman 1]
What about me, Liam?

523
00:21:08,799 --> 00:21:10,699
[woman 2]
What about me, Liam?

524
00:21:10,701 --> 00:21:12,133
You don't love me anymore.

525
00:21:12,135 --> 00:21:14,069
Is that it?

526
00:21:14,071 --> 00:21:18,341
I'm sure you'll be able to work on that
thigh gap before swimsuit season, huh?

527
00:21:18,343 --> 00:21:19,909
[laughs] But don't worry.
You know what?

528
00:21:19,911 --> 00:21:22,044
Some guys like
a little extra cushion

529
00:21:22,046 --> 00:21:23,345
for the pushing.
Oh, no!

530
00:21:23,347 --> 00:21:25,983
Come on, Beck.
Don't be so sensitive.

531
00:21:28,086 --> 00:21:29,418
[woman 3] Liam?

532
00:21:29,420 --> 00:21:31,319
[woman 4] Uh, Liam?

533
00:21:31,321 --> 00:21:32,623
[woman 5] Liam!

534
00:21:34,125 --> 00:21:36,127
[woman 3] Liam! Ow!

535
00:21:47,404 --> 00:21:49,205
You guys still working
on these nachos?

536
00:21:49,207 --> 00:21:50,271
- No.
- Nope.

537
00:21:50,273 --> 00:21:52,173
Okay. Well, you want me
to wrap them up?

538
00:21:52,175 --> 00:21:53,409
- No.
- No.

539
00:21:53,411 --> 00:21:54,913
Geez. Okay.

540
00:22:03,921 --> 00:22:05,590
Can I ask you
a serious question?

541
00:22:09,259 --> 00:22:12,230
[in high-pitched voice] Do you want
anymore cognac and Half And Half?

542
00:22:13,196 --> 00:22:14,330
Yes, please.

543
00:22:14,332 --> 00:22:16,065
- Yeah?
- Yes.

544
00:22:16,067 --> 00:22:18,867
Two more cognac and
Half And Halfs, please.

545
00:22:18,869 --> 00:22:20,071
- Please.
- Please.

546
00:22:22,740 --> 00:22:24,172
I think she just
smiled at me.

547
00:22:24,174 --> 00:22:25,373
Yeah. She loves us now, right?

548
00:22:25,375 --> 00:22:27,142
- She's coming around.
- She's coming around, right?

549
00:22:27,144 --> 00:22:29,144
I think she's coming around.

550
00:22:29,146 --> 00:22:31,913
♪ Burn up ♪

551
00:22:31,915 --> 00:22:33,615
♪ Every cloud above
My head ♪

552
00:22:33,617 --> 00:22:35,351
♪ Clear the smog
And let me rest ♪

553
00:22:35,353 --> 00:22:36,955
♪ Somewhere ♪

554
00:22:38,221 --> 00:22:41,623
♪ Every room inside this house
Covered with the memory ♪

555
00:22:41,625 --> 00:22:43,729
♪ Of love ♪

556
00:22:44,694 --> 00:22:46,528
♪ All we had
There's nothing left ♪

557
00:22:46,530 --> 00:22:48,229
♪ Stars are on
The loose again ♪

558
00:22:48,231 --> 00:22:50,999
♪ Searching ♪

559
00:22:51,001 --> 00:22:54,503
♪ Trying to find a better way
Hoping we can find it ♪

560
00:22:54,505 --> 00:22:59,808
♪ I don't want to go
Back there ♪

561
00:22:59,810 --> 00:23:02,745
♪ There's nothing left for me ♪

562
00:23:02,747 --> 00:23:05,550
♪ What did you expect? ♪

563
00:23:07,117 --> 00:23:10,518
♪ I get, I get
Get by without you, babe ♪

564
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:13,588
♪ I get, I get, get by ♪

565
00:23:13,590 --> 00:23:16,792
♪ I get, I get, get by
Without you, babe ♪

566
00:23:16,794 --> 00:23:18,827
♪ I get, I get, get high ♪

567
00:23:18,829 --> 00:23:25,301
♪ Like I'm dancing on The yellow, yellow,
yellow Yellow, yellow, yellow sun ♪

568
00:23:25,303 --> 00:23:31,574
♪ Like I'm dancing on The yellow, yellow,
yellow Yellow, yellow, yellow sun ♪

569
00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:37,947
♪ Like I'm dancing on The yellow, yellow,
yellow Yellow, yellow, yellow sun ♪

570
00:23:37,949 --> 00:23:43,017
♪ Like I'm dancing on The yellow, yellow,
yellow Yellow, yellow, yellow sun ♪

571
00:23:43,019 --> 00:23:46,758
♪ Dancing on
The yellow, yellow sun ♪

572
00:23:55,266 --> 00:23:56,699
Last song of the night.

573
00:23:56,701 --> 00:23:58,303
[waltz music playing]

574
00:24:01,972 --> 00:24:04,942
Are you enjoying
the snowball dance?

575
00:24:08,112 --> 00:24:09,577
- Me?
- Mm-hmm.

576
00:24:09,579 --> 00:24:11,346
I saw you,

577
00:24:11,348 --> 00:24:13,117
over here, looking at me...

578
00:24:13,550 --> 00:24:14,783
over there.

579
00:24:14,785 --> 00:24:17,253
Well, that's because
I'm a shy nerdy guy

580
00:24:17,255 --> 00:24:20,389
who stands in the corner, afraid
to ask the pretty girl to dance.

581
00:24:20,391 --> 00:24:22,658
Aw, come on, man.

582
00:24:22,660 --> 00:24:24,459
It's the 90s.

583
00:24:24,461 --> 00:24:26,730
Now the girls ask
the boys to dance.

584
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:30,865
[whispers]
Don't be afraid.

585
00:24:30,867 --> 00:24:34,239
♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby
Baby, baby, baby, baby ♪

586
00:24:42,512 --> 00:24:45,514
Lower. Mm-hmm.

587
00:24:45,516 --> 00:24:47,850
You can step in
a little closer.

588
00:24:47,852 --> 00:24:49,754
What about Sister Agnes?

589
00:24:50,153 --> 00:24:51,053
Who?

590
00:24:51,055 --> 00:24:52,587
- Sister Agnes?
- Who's Sister Agnes?

591
00:24:52,589 --> 00:24:56,792
Well, Sister Agnes says we need to
leave room for the Holy Spirit.

592
00:24:56,794 --> 00:24:59,094
Oh, that's right.

593
00:24:59,096 --> 00:25:00,696
I forgot this was
a Catholic school.

594
00:25:00,698 --> 00:25:02,131
Yeah, we're like
super strict here.

595
00:25:02,133 --> 00:25:03,164
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.

596
00:25:03,166 --> 00:25:06,535
Well, I wouldn't worry
about Sister Agnes.

597
00:25:06,537 --> 00:25:08,170
I mean, she's probably off

598
00:25:08,172 --> 00:25:12,173
catching Jimmy O'Sullivan smoking
cigarettes in the boys' room.

599
00:25:12,175 --> 00:25:13,342
Oh, Jimmy's so bad.

600
00:25:13,344 --> 00:25:14,712
He's the baddest guy.

601
00:25:16,580 --> 00:25:18,447
So...

602
00:25:18,449 --> 00:25:19,748
You ever been Frenched?

603
00:25:19,750 --> 00:25:22,918
What? Yeah, like...

604
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:26,255
- A hundred times probably.
- Wow.

605
00:25:26,257 --> 00:25:28,360
- Okay, I've practiced on my hand.
- Mm-hmm.

606
00:25:29,626 --> 00:25:31,059
Have you?

607
00:25:31,061 --> 00:25:32,694
I mean...

608
00:25:32,696 --> 00:25:34,899
I'm like a really good Frencher.

609
00:25:35,799 --> 00:25:38,199
Like, seriously next level
Frenching.

610
00:25:38,201 --> 00:25:41,772
Like, the best Frencher
in the whole school. So...

611
00:25:43,507 --> 00:25:44,974
Yeah.

612
00:25:44,976 --> 00:25:46,711
I mean, I could teach you.

613
00:25:48,378 --> 00:25:49,880
Yeah, okay.

614
00:25:50,513 --> 00:25:52,347
Like, now.

615
00:25:52,349 --> 00:25:54,315
- Right now?
- Yeah.

616
00:25:54,317 --> 00:25:55,784
- Okay.
- Okay, you ready?

617
00:25:55,786 --> 00:25:57,151
Okay, hold on once second.

618
00:25:57,153 --> 00:25:58,323
Yeah.

619
00:26:00,625 --> 00:26:02,224
Okay, ready.

620
00:26:02,226 --> 00:26:03,792
- Smooth move.
- Mm.

621
00:26:03,794 --> 00:26:05,697
Okay, so...

622
00:26:06,196 --> 00:26:07,763
First thing.

623
00:26:07,765 --> 00:26:09,467
You're gonna take
a deep breath.

624
00:26:10,468 --> 00:26:11,866
- Close your eyes.
- Okay.

625
00:26:11,868 --> 00:26:13,203
Real deep breath.

626
00:26:14,404 --> 00:26:16,471
And you can let it out.

627
00:26:16,473 --> 00:26:18,440
- This is like to prep.
- Oh, okay.

628
00:26:18,442 --> 00:26:19,778
This is to prep yourself.

629
00:26:20,411 --> 00:26:21,543
And...

630
00:26:21,545 --> 00:26:24,179
Okay, now it gets
a little tricky.

631
00:26:24,181 --> 00:26:27,248
You're gonna stick out
your tongue,

632
00:26:27,250 --> 00:26:28,984
and put it in my mouth,

633
00:26:28,986 --> 00:26:32,787
and swirl it around
as fast as you can.

634
00:26:32,789 --> 00:26:33,988
That sounds awesome.

635
00:26:33,990 --> 00:26:35,391
Like really freaking fast.

636
00:26:35,393 --> 00:26:36,959
Okay.

637
00:26:36,961 --> 00:26:38,826
- You ready?
- Mm-hmm.

638
00:26:38,828 --> 00:26:41,896
♪ All my life
Baby, baby ♪

639
00:26:41,898 --> 00:26:45,500
♪ I've prayed
For someone like you ♪

640
00:26:45,502 --> 00:26:49,938
♪ And I thank God that I ♪

641
00:26:49,940 --> 00:26:52,477
♪ That I finally found you ♪

642
00:26:52,977 --> 00:26:56,711
♪ All my life ♪

643
00:26:56,713 --> 00:26:59,948
♪ I've prayed
For someone like you ♪

644
00:26:59,950 --> 00:27:04,353
♪ And I hope that you
Do love me ♪

645
00:27:04,355 --> 00:27:07,523
♪ You're all that
I've ever known ♪

646
00:27:07,525 --> 00:27:11,093
♪ When you smile, on my face
All I see is a glow ♪

647
00:27:11,095 --> 00:27:14,028
♪ You turned my life around ♪

648
00:27:14,030 --> 00:27:19,000
♪ You picked me up
When I was down ♪

649
00:27:19,002 --> 00:27:21,103
♪ You're all that
I've ever known ♪

650
00:27:21,105 --> 00:27:23,205
♪ When you smile
My face glows ♪

651
00:27:23,207 --> 00:27:25,574
♪ You picked me up
When I was down ♪

652
00:27:25,576 --> 00:27:29,344
♪ And I hope that you
Feel the same way, too ♪

653
00:27:29,346 --> 00:27:30,815
Hmm.

654
00:27:36,353 --> 00:27:37,719
Hey.

655
00:27:37,721 --> 00:27:39,621
Is that a...

656
00:27:39,623 --> 00:27:41,459
Is that a rock in your pocket?

657
00:27:42,326 --> 00:27:43,862
Yeah.

658
00:27:44,694 --> 00:27:46,196
With a key in it.

659
00:27:55,038 --> 00:27:56,638
Well...

660
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:57,905
My mom's here...

661
00:27:57,907 --> 00:28:00,244
in a minivan.

662
00:28:00,544 --> 00:28:01,943
So...

663
00:28:01,945 --> 00:28:04,046
- Yeah.
- I should...

664
00:28:04,048 --> 00:28:06,050
My mom's always late, so...

665
00:28:06,851 --> 00:28:08,186
Classic mom.

666
00:28:11,154 --> 00:28:12,353
Are you...

667
00:28:12,355 --> 00:28:15,457
picturing me in a Catholic
school girl uniform right now?

668
00:28:15,459 --> 00:28:17,028
Yeah. 100%.

669
00:28:18,828 --> 00:28:20,728
I'm gonna look at
your yearbook photo

670
00:28:20,730 --> 00:28:23,300
and listen to this song like
a hundred times this summer.

671
00:28:24,335 --> 00:28:25,700
Cool.

672
00:28:25,702 --> 00:28:27,004
Totally cool.

673
00:28:27,403 --> 00:28:28,871
Uh...

674
00:28:28,873 --> 00:28:31,476
I guess I'll see you
in high school?

675
00:28:32,843 --> 00:28:34,479
- See you in high school.
- Mm.

676
00:28:40,851 --> 00:28:42,287
Good night.

677
00:28:50,994 --> 00:28:52,963
[gentle instrumental music]

678
00:29:17,887 --> 00:29:19,153
Whoa.

679
00:29:19,155 --> 00:29:21,456
Whoa. What up, sleepyhead?

680
00:29:21,458 --> 00:29:23,124
What do we have here?

681
00:29:23,126 --> 00:29:25,160
I'm currently making my
world-famous eggs

682
00:29:25,162 --> 00:29:28,363
that are guaranteed to
knock your goddamn socks off.

683
00:29:28,365 --> 00:29:29,698
Pshew!

684
00:29:29,700 --> 00:29:31,466
- Okay.
- You like eggs, right?

685
00:29:31,468 --> 00:29:34,402
Yeah. Do I like eggs?
Of course I like eggs!

686
00:29:34,404 --> 00:29:35,237
Right.

687
00:29:35,239 --> 00:29:37,038
All right. How about this?

688
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:39,540
I make one of my
world-famous lattes,

689
00:29:39,542 --> 00:29:41,610
guaranteed to knock
your goddamn socks off,

690
00:29:41,612 --> 00:29:45,013
then we'll both be sockless and one
step closer to getting in that pool.

691
00:29:45,015 --> 00:29:46,347
I like it. I like it.

692
00:29:46,349 --> 00:29:47,551
Good.

693
00:29:49,086 --> 00:29:50,885
Permission to
compliment you.

694
00:29:50,887 --> 00:29:53,521
Mm. Permission granted.

695
00:29:53,523 --> 00:29:56,592
You look really pretty with
your hair all crazy like that.

696
00:29:56,594 --> 00:29:59,628
Whoa, watch out now.

697
00:29:59,630 --> 00:30:04,866
[laughs] Well, you look
really pretty in that apron.

698
00:30:04,868 --> 00:30:06,168
It's 'cause real men
wear pink.

699
00:30:06,170 --> 00:30:07,501
- Oh, do they?
- So...

700
00:30:07,503 --> 00:30:08,670
- Real man.
- Okay.

701
00:30:08,672 --> 00:30:10,471
- I wear pink.
- Do they?

702
00:30:10,473 --> 00:30:11,640
I guess I forgot.

703
00:30:11,642 --> 00:30:13,311
Come on...

704
00:30:15,813 --> 00:30:17,045
Hey, you need help?
Okay.

705
00:30:17,047 --> 00:30:18,447
You got it?

706
00:30:18,449 --> 00:30:19,314
Bunny ears.

707
00:30:19,316 --> 00:30:20,782
I do a loop it.
Loop it, scoop it.

708
00:30:20,784 --> 00:30:22,183
Oh, okay,
I'll loop it.

709
00:30:22,185 --> 00:30:24,518
- Not too tight.
- Just... Okay. Just give me a second.

710
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:26,054
- Okay.
- Perfect.

711
00:30:26,056 --> 00:30:27,491
- Thank you.
- Welcome.

712
00:30:31,327 --> 00:30:32,297
Mm.

713
00:30:34,597 --> 00:30:35,998
Mm. Delish.

714
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,333
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

715
00:30:38,335 --> 00:30:40,505
Somehow your socks
are still on.

716
00:30:42,940 --> 00:30:47,375
Holy cow! Watch out.

717
00:30:47,377 --> 00:30:51,712
Whoo! My socks have somehow
been knocked clean off.

718
00:30:51,714 --> 00:30:53,150
There we go.
That's better.

719
00:30:53,784 --> 00:30:55,153
Hold on.

720
00:30:55,586 --> 00:30:56,554
Mm-hmm.

721
00:30:58,388 --> 00:30:59,720
What you got?

722
00:30:59,722 --> 00:31:01,155
- Mm-mm.
- What you got?

723
00:31:01,157 --> 00:31:02,724
- Uh-oh. Do you feel that?
- Uh-huh.

724
00:31:02,726 --> 00:31:04,295
Do you feel that? Boom!

725
00:31:04,894 --> 00:31:06,163
Boom!

726
00:31:06,829 --> 00:31:08,462
We left each other sockless.

727
00:31:08,464 --> 00:31:09,631
Wow.

728
00:31:09,633 --> 00:31:11,035
It's amazing.

729
00:31:14,003 --> 00:31:15,770
Hey, you got a...

730
00:31:15,772 --> 00:31:17,104
You got a little...

731
00:31:17,106 --> 00:31:19,307
- What?
- I don't know. Come here.

732
00:31:19,309 --> 00:31:20,741
You got a little something.

733
00:31:20,743 --> 00:31:22,312
Let me see.

734
00:31:25,415 --> 00:31:26,384
Did you get it?

735
00:31:26,916 --> 00:31:28,583
Yeah, almost.

736
00:31:28,585 --> 00:31:29,985
Actually, you know what?

737
00:31:29,987 --> 00:31:31,489
You got something, too.

738
00:31:43,666 --> 00:31:44,668
[Beck] Hmm.

739
00:31:48,137 --> 00:31:49,573
- There we go.
- Got it.

740
00:32:01,285 --> 00:32:02,553
Um...

741
00:32:04,153 --> 00:32:05,722
Thank you for...

742
00:32:06,890 --> 00:32:08,626
for cooking, but...

743
00:32:09,727 --> 00:32:11,729
I actually don't like eggs.

744
00:32:12,762 --> 00:32:13,798
Oh.

745
00:32:14,631 --> 00:32:15,566
Okay.

746
00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:18,502
Yeah.

747
00:32:21,305 --> 00:32:23,775
You know what?
I don't drink coffee.

748
00:32:25,541 --> 00:32:26,510
Oh.

749
00:32:29,078 --> 00:32:30,315
It's okay.

750
00:32:33,116 --> 00:32:34,751
- Huh.
- Mm-hmm.

751
00:32:39,655 --> 00:32:40,692
Cool.

752
00:32:41,959 --> 00:32:43,361
Cool.

753
00:32:51,801 --> 00:32:54,902
[Beck] So I remember reading
this thing in school.

754
00:32:54,904 --> 00:32:56,505
Some philosopher said that

755
00:32:56,507 --> 00:33:00,107
we were originally born with
four arms, four legs,

756
00:33:00,109 --> 00:33:02,411
and a head with two faces.

757
00:33:02,413 --> 00:33:04,013
And somewhere
along the lines,

758
00:33:04,015 --> 00:33:07,548
the Gods decided to split
everyone into two separate parts,

759
00:33:07,550 --> 00:33:10,485
so that the rest of your
existence on Earth

760
00:33:10,487 --> 00:33:13,020
is all about trying to
find that other half.

761
00:33:13,022 --> 00:33:14,122
Whoa.

762
00:33:14,124 --> 00:33:16,024
That's a lot of pressure.

763
00:33:16,026 --> 00:33:17,628
It scared the shit
out of me.

764
00:33:21,664 --> 00:33:24,432
Like, what if your other half
is born in Laos?

765
00:33:24,434 --> 00:33:27,635
I only found out that country
even exists like last week.

766
00:33:27,637 --> 00:33:29,904
How am I gonna find
my other half there?

767
00:33:29,906 --> 00:33:32,274
[Liam] Yeah. Or what if
your other half dies?

768
00:33:32,276 --> 00:33:34,109
[Beck] Whoa.

769
00:33:34,111 --> 00:33:37,511
I think I'd rather just get
really good at being a half.

770
00:33:37,513 --> 00:33:40,715
Two arms, two legs,
one head.

771
00:33:40,717 --> 00:33:42,284
[Liam] Oh, yeah.
One head is plenty.

772
00:33:42,286 --> 00:33:43,388
[Beck] Mm-hmm.

773
00:33:45,823 --> 00:33:48,789
[Liam] Buddy and Sara always make me
feel like I'm running out of time.

774
00:33:48,791 --> 00:33:50,424
Like, if I don't
get a girlfriend,

775
00:33:50,426 --> 00:33:52,626
someone from the government
is gonna come and kill me.

776
00:33:52,628 --> 00:33:54,930
[Beck] Oh, yeah. Franklin asked
me if I would be his surrogate,

777
00:33:54,932 --> 00:33:57,731
because what the fuck else
am I doing with my eggs?

778
00:33:57,733 --> 00:33:59,567
[Liam] Can't you sell them
for, like, a ton of money?

779
00:33:59,569 --> 00:34:01,437
[Beck chuckles]

780
00:34:01,439 --> 00:34:04,171
[Beck] Oh, the other day he introduced
me to his bald 45-year-old neighbor

781
00:34:04,173 --> 00:34:06,074
like he was a potential
love interest.

782
00:34:06,076 --> 00:34:07,575
[Liam]
Oh, God. Like, yeah.

783
00:34:07,577 --> 00:34:09,376
"This person likes to
breathe air too.

784
00:34:09,378 --> 00:34:10,845
You two have so much
in common."

785
00:34:10,847 --> 00:34:11,782
[Beck laughs] Mm-hmm.

786
00:34:16,853 --> 00:34:18,556
♪

787
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,159
It's like I'm that
guy from operation,

788
00:34:25,161 --> 00:34:29,731
and everyone just takes turns trying to
fix me with those little metal tweezers.

789
00:34:29,733 --> 00:34:31,566
[Liam] I can't even look at
the Internet anymore,

790
00:34:31,568 --> 00:34:33,735
because there's just pictures
of people's babies.

791
00:34:33,737 --> 00:34:34,869
[Beck] Mm-hmm.

792
00:34:34,871 --> 00:34:36,804
Or photos of couples
at the Grand Canyon,

793
00:34:36,806 --> 00:34:40,342
the girls flashing some, like,
ridiculous engagement ring.

794
00:34:40,344 --> 00:34:41,809
[Liam]
I can't help but feel like

795
00:34:41,811 --> 00:34:43,979
the people in those photos
are looking right at me.

796
00:34:43,981 --> 00:34:47,014
Like, "What are you waiting
for, you fucking loser?"

797
00:34:47,016 --> 00:34:48,182
[Beck] Yeah.

798
00:34:48,184 --> 00:34:49,416
Fuck 'em all.

799
00:34:49,418 --> 00:34:51,422
[Liam] Yeah. Fuck 'em all.

800
00:34:58,128 --> 00:34:59,059
For the lady.

801
00:34:59,061 --> 00:35:00,896
- Thank you, sir.
- Mm-hmm.

802
00:35:00,898 --> 00:35:02,400
Come on in.

803
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:06,101
Wow.

804
00:35:06,103 --> 00:35:08,802
I cleared out my three
top drawers for you.

805
00:35:08,804 --> 00:35:10,304
- Babe!
- Mm-hmm.

806
00:35:10,306 --> 00:35:11,975
- I got you something.
- What?

807
00:35:14,777 --> 00:35:16,613
Aw, babe!

808
00:35:17,347 --> 00:35:19,246
You shouldn't have.

809
00:35:19,248 --> 00:35:20,315
Wanted to.

810
00:35:20,317 --> 00:35:21,550
- What is it?
- You'll see.

811
00:35:21,552 --> 00:35:22,751
- Tell me, tell me, tell me...
- You'll see.

812
00:35:22,753 --> 00:35:24,689
You'll see. You'll see.
You'll see.

813
00:35:26,489 --> 00:35:27,491
[gasps]

814
00:35:28,659 --> 00:35:30,391
What!

815
00:35:30,393 --> 00:35:31,959
I made it myself.

816
00:35:31,961 --> 00:35:33,894
I love green and yellow.

817
00:35:33,896 --> 00:35:35,500
- May I?
- Yes, please.

818
00:35:41,204 --> 00:35:42,606
I'll never take it off.

819
00:35:42,972 --> 00:35:44,206
Good.

820
00:35:44,208 --> 00:35:45,443
Good.

821
00:35:48,878 --> 00:35:49,911
- Hey.
- Mm.

822
00:35:49,913 --> 00:35:52,280
What was little Liam like?

823
00:35:52,282 --> 00:35:55,282
Well, despite my hulking
physical presence,

824
00:35:55,284 --> 00:35:56,784
I was a pretty small kid
growing up.

825
00:35:56,786 --> 00:35:59,820
Aw! Little baby Liam.

826
00:35:59,822 --> 00:36:01,391
I wanna know him.

827
00:36:03,827 --> 00:36:05,796
What did he wanna be
when he grew up?

828
00:36:09,099 --> 00:36:10,034
Football star.

829
00:36:10,701 --> 00:36:11,532
- What?
- Mm.

830
00:36:11,534 --> 00:36:13,034
- You played football?
- No.

831
00:36:13,036 --> 00:36:14,034
God, no.

832
00:36:14,036 --> 00:36:15,403
My mom didn't let me.

833
00:36:15,405 --> 00:36:17,905
Said I was too small and
the other kids would hurt me.

834
00:36:17,907 --> 00:36:19,240
[Beck] I don't like that.

835
00:36:19,242 --> 00:36:21,275
[Liam] She bought me Nintendo.

836
00:36:21,277 --> 00:36:23,211
And then I developed
a good old-fashioned

837
00:36:23,213 --> 00:36:24,845
fear of people
bigger than me.

838
00:36:24,847 --> 00:36:26,780
[Beck] Come on.

839
00:36:26,782 --> 00:36:29,353
What did your dad have
to say about all that?

840
00:36:30,753 --> 00:36:33,490
[Liam] Nothing.
My dad died when I was a baby.

841
00:36:34,023 --> 00:36:34,958
[Beck] Oh.

842
00:36:35,826 --> 00:36:36,858
I'm sorry.

843
00:36:36,860 --> 00:36:39,561
[Liam] It's okay,
It was a heart attack.

844
00:36:39,563 --> 00:36:42,563
My mom always said that she would try to
tell him to take better care of himself,

845
00:36:42,565 --> 00:36:44,501
but he was too stubborn
to listen.

846
00:36:45,469 --> 00:36:48,068
So growing up,
any time I disagreed with her,

847
00:36:48,070 --> 00:36:49,403
she would say,

848
00:36:49,405 --> 00:36:51,474
"You know who else
thought I was wrong?"

849
00:36:51,708 --> 00:36:53,141
No!

850
00:36:53,143 --> 00:36:55,142
- Mm-hmm.
- Whoa! That's...

851
00:36:55,144 --> 00:36:57,045
That's heavy.

852
00:36:57,047 --> 00:37:00,818
I grew up pretty much thinking
everything would kill me.

853
00:37:01,284 --> 00:37:02,853
Oh, my God.

854
00:37:04,655 --> 00:37:05,790
Ugh!

855
00:37:07,757 --> 00:37:10,025
Sounds cruel, but,

856
00:37:10,027 --> 00:37:12,961
sometimes I think I'd be
better of if my dad were dead.

857
00:37:12,963 --> 00:37:13,965
What?

858
00:37:14,597 --> 00:37:15,863
Yeah.

859
00:37:15,865 --> 00:37:17,164
He, um...

860
00:37:17,166 --> 00:37:20,434
He had an affair
when I was like six.

861
00:37:20,436 --> 00:37:21,938
Some younger girl.

862
00:37:22,306 --> 00:37:23,574
No!

863
00:37:23,974 --> 00:37:25,109
Mm-hmm.

864
00:37:27,077 --> 00:37:29,747
My parents tried to be
really discreet about it.

865
00:37:32,416 --> 00:37:35,182
My mom had gained
all this weight, and...

866
00:37:35,184 --> 00:37:36,753
my dad just...

867
00:37:38,322 --> 00:37:40,155
treated her different...

868
00:37:40,157 --> 00:37:41,389
like, physically.

869
00:37:41,391 --> 00:37:44,829
He would only kiss her
on the top of her head.

870
00:37:46,896 --> 00:37:49,097
Little things like that.

871
00:37:49,099 --> 00:37:53,738
And then when it finally came
out with this younger girl...

872
00:37:54,871 --> 00:37:56,104
My mom learned about it.

873
00:37:56,106 --> 00:37:57,608
She didn't even...

874
00:37:58,474 --> 00:38:01,208
She acted like she
didn't even care.

875
00:38:01,210 --> 00:38:04,512
Like she just completely
shut down,

876
00:38:04,514 --> 00:38:06,717
like a zombie. Like...

877
00:38:08,851 --> 00:38:10,086
And then, I just

878
00:38:10,954 --> 00:38:12,722
tried my best to

879
00:38:13,724 --> 00:38:16,059
play make believe
with my best friend

880
00:38:16,893 --> 00:38:17,994
and avoid them.

881
00:38:18,961 --> 00:38:19,996
Shit, Beck.

882
00:38:21,931 --> 00:38:22,799
Yeah.

883
00:38:24,534 --> 00:38:27,534
Then he ended up running
off with the other girl.

884
00:38:27,536 --> 00:38:29,503
And that was it.

885
00:38:29,505 --> 00:38:30,940
Did you ever see him again?

886
00:38:34,110 --> 00:38:35,746
Yeah, actually.

887
00:38:38,047 --> 00:38:41,117
When I was in college
he got in touch with me.

888
00:38:42,853 --> 00:38:45,420
And he asked me to
go out to lunch.

889
00:38:45,422 --> 00:38:46,657
Did you go?

890
00:38:47,056 --> 00:38:48,425
Mm-hmm.

891
00:38:50,793 --> 00:38:51,895
But...

892
00:38:53,530 --> 00:38:56,033
Sorry, I haven't talked about
this in a long time.

893
00:38:59,668 --> 00:39:01,905
[sighs] When I got
to the restaurant...

894
00:39:02,773 --> 00:39:03,807
[scoffs]

895
00:39:06,041 --> 00:39:08,712
I saw him sitting there
in there window, and...

896
00:39:09,346 --> 00:39:10,545
um...

897
00:39:10,547 --> 00:39:12,813
He was really old...

898
00:39:12,815 --> 00:39:15,316
and fat...

899
00:39:15,318 --> 00:39:16,851
and bald.

900
00:39:16,853 --> 00:39:18,021
And he looked...

901
00:39:19,356 --> 00:39:21,188
He looked...

902
00:39:21,190 --> 00:39:24,060
so nervous, and I just...

903
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:27,896
I was mad and angry
and grossed out.

904
00:39:27,898 --> 00:39:30,867
I just didn't wanna fucking
deal with it, so I...

905
00:39:31,835 --> 00:39:33,001
[sighs heavily]

906
00:39:33,003 --> 00:39:36,006
I left. I just...
I didn't go in.

907
00:39:37,173 --> 00:39:38,476
Wow.

908
00:39:38,875 --> 00:39:39,844
And that was it?

909
00:39:40,844 --> 00:39:42,476
Yeah.

910
00:39:42,478 --> 00:39:44,912
Then I went back to...

911
00:39:44,914 --> 00:39:47,918
distracting myself with
my old childhood friend.

912
00:39:50,019 --> 00:39:51,956
I'm glad your friend
was there for you.

913
00:39:53,389 --> 00:39:55,590
Mm, yeah. [chuckles]

914
00:39:55,592 --> 00:39:57,224
Only this time,

915
00:39:57,226 --> 00:39:59,661
out make-believe involved

916
00:39:59,663 --> 00:40:02,729
some, like, heavy drinking
and drugs.

917
00:40:02,731 --> 00:40:03,965
Stop!

918
00:40:03,967 --> 00:40:05,166
Okay.

919
00:40:05,168 --> 00:40:07,802
Beck, when do we get to
the part where you're the...

920
00:40:07,804 --> 00:40:10,170
smart, beautiful, funny,

921
00:40:10,172 --> 00:40:13,474
amazing Beck in the hammock
with the handsome gentleman?

922
00:40:13,476 --> 00:40:15,409
God. Well...

923
00:40:15,411 --> 00:40:17,445
After I failed out
of school...

924
00:40:17,447 --> 00:40:19,046
Stop.

925
00:40:19,048 --> 00:40:23,617
I started slowly crawling out of
this hole I had dug for myself.

926
00:40:23,619 --> 00:40:25,452
I got a job
at the coffee shop,

927
00:40:25,454 --> 00:40:27,090
and I met Franklin.

928
00:40:29,226 --> 00:40:31,291
We hit it off, so...

929
00:40:31,293 --> 00:40:36,232
Than I guess,
then I became the...

930
00:40:37,766 --> 00:40:39,300
Smart...

931
00:40:39,302 --> 00:40:43,271
Pretty... whatever you just
said, laying in the hammock

932
00:40:43,273 --> 00:40:46,076
with a very
handsome gentleman.

933
00:40:47,878 --> 00:40:49,113
I've never

934
00:40:49,512 --> 00:40:50,811
been so happy

935
00:40:50,813 --> 00:40:52,947
to be a handsome gentleman
in a hammock.

936
00:40:52,949 --> 00:40:54,018
Mm.

937
00:41:00,123 --> 00:41:01,325
[gentle music]

938
00:41:23,313 --> 00:41:25,048
♪

939
00:41:52,876 --> 00:41:54,812
♪

940
00:42:06,556 --> 00:42:07,724
- I love you.
- I love you.

941
00:42:16,032 --> 00:42:17,201
♪

942
00:42:23,639 --> 00:42:24,875
Ooh hoo!

943
00:42:27,177 --> 00:42:28,646
My gosh.
Did you do this?

944
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:33,217
Now... are you...

945
00:42:34,217 --> 00:42:35,352
ready...

946
00:42:35,985 --> 00:42:37,084
for this?

947
00:42:37,086 --> 00:42:38,151
Uh-oh.

948
00:42:38,153 --> 00:42:39,123
I said, girl,

949
00:42:39,755 --> 00:42:41,588
you think you can handle...

950
00:42:41,590 --> 00:42:42,824
Uh-oh.
What is that?

951
00:42:42,826 --> 00:42:44,325
That, can you handle that?

952
00:42:44,327 --> 00:42:46,030
Peek-a-boo.
Are you...

953
00:42:47,262 --> 00:42:49,296
ready for this? Hmm?

954
00:42:49,298 --> 00:42:50,565
With one layer down,

955
00:42:50,567 --> 00:42:51,699
a little bit now.

956
00:42:51,701 --> 00:42:53,568
[laughs] Oh, God.

957
00:42:53,570 --> 00:42:54,936
- Hmm?
- Uh-huh.

958
00:42:54,938 --> 00:42:56,807
'Cause this right here...

959
00:42:58,141 --> 00:42:59,673
This one is for you.

960
00:42:59,675 --> 00:43:02,510
Oh! They say...

961
00:43:02,512 --> 00:43:04,381
leave them wanting more,
you know. But...

962
00:43:05,215 --> 00:43:06,450
You know what I say?

963
00:43:07,349 --> 00:43:08,516
You give them more.

964
00:43:08,518 --> 00:43:09,583
Oh!

965
00:43:09,585 --> 00:43:11,151
I'm gonna hit you
with the MJ. Ah!

966
00:43:11,153 --> 00:43:12,755
Ooh! Whoa!

967
00:43:13,757 --> 00:43:16,726
- Oh! Oh, my God!
- Ah!

968
00:43:17,293 --> 00:43:18,829
- Ah!
- No!

969
00:43:19,528 --> 00:43:21,097
Wow.

970
00:43:22,164 --> 00:43:23,099
Gotcha.

971
00:43:37,012 --> 00:43:38,748
Uh-huh.

972
00:43:40,215 --> 00:43:41,749
Is there a problem?

973
00:43:41,751 --> 00:43:44,121
Um... [laughs awkwardly]

974
00:43:45,221 --> 00:43:46,456
No.

975
00:43:52,461 --> 00:43:54,295
Ow! Okay, I'm sorry.

976
00:43:54,297 --> 00:43:55,996
[laughs nervously] Um...

977
00:43:55,998 --> 00:43:58,166
What's going on here?

978
00:43:58,168 --> 00:43:59,633
What? What are you
talking about?

979
00:43:59,635 --> 00:44:02,373
Well, what is this?

980
00:44:02,972 --> 00:44:03,871
Oh.

981
00:44:03,873 --> 00:44:05,442
- The suit?
- Yeah.

982
00:44:06,208 --> 00:44:07,210
The suit stays on.

983
00:44:08,344 --> 00:44:10,411
Like... the whole time?

984
00:44:10,413 --> 00:44:11,748
All the time.

985
00:44:12,414 --> 00:44:13,648
Why?

986
00:44:13,650 --> 00:44:15,816
So no one ever sees me naked.

987
00:44:15,818 --> 00:44:17,184
- No one?
- No one.

988
00:44:17,186 --> 00:44:19,320
- What about you?
- What about me?

989
00:44:19,322 --> 00:44:20,487
Well, I mean, do you?

990
00:44:20,489 --> 00:44:23,090
No. Obviously. I said no one.

991
00:44:23,092 --> 00:44:24,525
Okay, so...

992
00:44:24,527 --> 00:44:26,026
Never take the suit off?

993
00:44:26,028 --> 00:44:27,260
Correct.

994
00:44:27,262 --> 00:44:28,829
Even in the shower?

995
00:44:28,831 --> 00:44:32,502
No. Because
it's a bathing suit.

996
00:44:32,969 --> 00:44:34,334
Oh.

997
00:44:34,336 --> 00:44:36,507
Yeah, okay. No, I guess
that makes sense.

998
00:44:37,773 --> 00:44:39,373
Well, do you wash it?

999
00:44:39,375 --> 00:44:40,675
Do I wash it?

1000
00:44:40,677 --> 00:44:41,842
Of course I wash it.

1001
00:44:41,844 --> 00:44:43,644
What do you think I am,
a crazy person?

1002
00:44:43,646 --> 00:44:44,914
When?

1003
00:44:45,481 --> 00:44:47,581
When I'm in the shower.

1004
00:44:47,583 --> 00:44:50,019
Right. Yeah, okay.

1005
00:44:51,019 --> 00:44:52,219
Huh.

1006
00:44:52,221 --> 00:44:56,025
And occasionally, I close my
eyes and Febreze the inside.

1007
00:44:57,059 --> 00:44:58,027
Huh.

1008
00:45:02,998 --> 00:45:05,001
- Yeah, fuck it. Okay.
- Okay.

1009
00:45:09,539 --> 00:45:10,771
[Beck] Oh, shit.

1010
00:45:10,773 --> 00:45:11,942
[both giggle]

1011
00:45:12,407 --> 00:45:14,010
[coyote howling]

1012
00:45:21,784 --> 00:45:22,952
I love you.

1013
00:45:24,686 --> 00:45:26,322
I love you, too, Eden.

1014
00:45:30,393 --> 00:45:31,427
What?

1015
00:45:33,630 --> 00:45:35,032
Did I just say "Eden"?

1016
00:45:36,199 --> 00:45:37,201
Mm-hmm.

1017
00:45:41,570 --> 00:45:43,539
Oh! I'm so sorry.

1018
00:45:48,744 --> 00:45:50,047
Who's Eden?

1019
00:45:51,614 --> 00:45:54,050
She was my last girlfriend.

1020
00:45:54,818 --> 00:45:56,349
Mm-hmm.

1021
00:45:56,351 --> 00:45:57,887
Of seven years.

1022
00:45:58,655 --> 00:45:59,990
Oh, wow.

1023
00:46:00,456 --> 00:46:02,023
And I...

1024
00:46:02,025 --> 00:46:05,596
kind of haven't been with
anyone since, so...

1025
00:46:07,262 --> 00:46:08,264
It's fine.

1026
00:46:12,335 --> 00:46:14,438
I am so sorry.

1027
00:46:16,371 --> 00:46:18,141
It's fine. Just...

1028
00:46:18,842 --> 00:46:20,610
I don't know.
What can you do?

1029
00:46:28,985 --> 00:46:31,521
So... What happened?

1030
00:46:32,387 --> 00:46:33,956
Uh, with what?

1031
00:46:35,291 --> 00:46:36,393
With Eden?

1032
00:46:36,925 --> 00:46:39,195
Right. Well, um...

1033
00:46:40,697 --> 00:46:41,632
She's dead.

1034
00:46:45,101 --> 00:46:47,003
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah.

1035
00:46:49,672 --> 00:46:51,805
- I'm so sorry.
- It's okay.

1036
00:46:51,807 --> 00:46:54,208
It's okay. I kind of don't wanna
talk about it, if that's okay.

1037
00:46:54,210 --> 00:46:55,278
Yeah.

1038
00:46:56,813 --> 00:46:58,182
I... Yeah.

1039
00:46:59,514 --> 00:47:00,616
Right.

1040
00:47:06,422 --> 00:47:08,057
Sandwiches?

1041
00:47:11,094 --> 00:47:13,197
[dramatic instrumental music]

1042
00:47:18,333 --> 00:47:20,300
Wow!

1043
00:47:20,302 --> 00:47:21,969
I don't wanna creep
you out or anything,

1044
00:47:21,971 --> 00:47:24,237
but I saw that whole
show in there,

1045
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:26,039
and ouch!

1046
00:47:26,041 --> 00:47:27,742
Whoo! Eden?

1047
00:47:27,744 --> 00:47:30,378
I mean, let's be honest.
She sounds like a bombshell.

1048
00:47:30,380 --> 00:47:31,746
You know what I mean?
No, no.

1049
00:47:31,748 --> 00:47:32,947
She sounds like a stripper.

1050
00:47:32,949 --> 00:47:35,449
Oh, no. She sounds like
an angel stripper

1051
00:47:35,451 --> 00:47:38,184
with wings,
who only strips for you.

1052
00:47:38,186 --> 00:47:41,121
I bet she's got a real
nice rack, too.

1053
00:47:41,123 --> 00:47:43,624
Huh? Big, but not too big.

1054
00:47:43,626 --> 00:47:45,492
Nice and manageable.

1055
00:47:45,494 --> 00:47:48,195
And she's dead! Oh!

1056
00:47:48,197 --> 00:47:51,632
I mean, how do you compete
with a dead angel stripper?

1057
00:47:51,634 --> 00:47:55,168
Okay. Well, I'm thinking,
you just go back in there

1058
00:47:55,170 --> 00:47:57,972
and sink this ship
before he does.

1059
00:47:57,974 --> 00:47:59,039
Yeah.

1060
00:47:59,041 --> 00:48:00,374
'Cause I mean, let's be real.

1061
00:48:00,376 --> 00:48:02,142
How long do you think he's
gonna dig this whole

1062
00:48:02,144 --> 00:48:05,479
quirky barista with
body issues thing?

1063
00:48:05,481 --> 00:48:07,351
Oh. Oh, and Beck?

1064
00:48:09,385 --> 00:48:11,388
You got a little something
on your face.

1065
00:48:18,795 --> 00:48:20,329
[laughs]

1066
00:48:21,396 --> 00:48:22,632
[Beck sighs]

1067
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:25,465
Oh, come on.

1068
00:48:25,467 --> 00:48:28,471
You're really gonna make me eat
both of these sandwiches myself?

1069
00:48:29,505 --> 00:48:30,539
Because I will.

1070
00:48:32,675 --> 00:48:33,710
Nothing?

1071
00:48:36,244 --> 00:48:37,346
Okay.

1072
00:48:38,815 --> 00:48:40,083
Whatever.

1073
00:48:41,384 --> 00:48:42,385
Mm.

1074
00:49:02,005 --> 00:49:03,970
[drumroll]

1075
00:49:03,972 --> 00:49:06,108
- [upbeat music playing]
- [people cheering]

1076
00:49:20,023 --> 00:49:22,055
[cheering continues]

1077
00:49:22,057 --> 00:49:23,527
[audience booing]

1078
00:49:37,974 --> 00:49:39,376
[booing continues]

1079
00:49:46,983 --> 00:49:48,185
[laughter]

1080
00:49:52,755 --> 00:49:54,391
♪

1081
00:49:59,128 --> 00:50:00,530
[music fades]

1082
00:50:05,300 --> 00:50:06,369
[violin strings screeching]

1083
00:50:07,202 --> 00:50:08,538
[video game playing]

1084
00:50:11,306 --> 00:50:13,442
Oh. Somebody slept in
this morning.

1085
00:50:13,775 --> 00:50:15,342
Hmm.

1086
00:50:15,344 --> 00:50:16,709
You've been up
for a while?

1087
00:50:16,711 --> 00:50:18,112
Yeah, you were snoring.

1088
00:50:18,114 --> 00:50:20,317
- Oh. Of course.
- So...

1089
00:50:21,451 --> 00:50:22,583
Pop tart?

1090
00:50:22,585 --> 00:50:24,387
Uh... pass.

1091
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:26,653
So, check this out.

1092
00:50:26,655 --> 00:50:28,488
I was looking for
a pen this morning...

1093
00:50:28,490 --> 00:50:29,389
Mm-hmm.

1094
00:50:29,391 --> 00:50:31,224
So I went looking
through the drawers,

1095
00:50:31,226 --> 00:50:33,730
and I found a whole box
of bendy straws.

1096
00:50:34,097 --> 00:50:35,329
Mm-hmm.

1097
00:50:35,331 --> 00:50:36,530
So I was like,
"Okay, now I'm curious."

1098
00:50:36,532 --> 00:50:37,932
So I go through
some of the cabinets,

1099
00:50:37,934 --> 00:50:39,432
I fond two more boxes.

1100
00:50:39,434 --> 00:50:41,337
- Mm. Mm-hmm.
- So then I'm...

1101
00:50:42,405 --> 00:50:43,670
Mm-hmm.

1102
00:50:43,672 --> 00:50:45,505
Are you even paying attention,
or are you just doing that...

1103
00:50:45,507 --> 00:50:47,074
fucking "mm-hmm" thing
you do?

1104
00:50:47,076 --> 00:50:48,041
Like you're pretending
to care?

1105
00:50:48,043 --> 00:50:49,677
Oh, good. You're being a dick.

1106
00:50:49,679 --> 00:50:50,778
That's nice.

1107
00:50:50,780 --> 00:50:53,650
No, I heard your story.
Bendy straws. Very funny.

1108
00:50:56,418 --> 00:50:59,653
Is this your whole
day today, or...

1109
00:50:59,655 --> 00:51:01,054
I'm working.

1110
00:51:01,056 --> 00:51:02,889
[sighs heavily] Okay.

1111
00:51:02,891 --> 00:51:04,858
I guess I'll just...

1112
00:51:04,860 --> 00:51:06,094
I was gonna do all that.

1113
00:51:06,096 --> 00:51:08,362
Mm. If you were gonna do it,
you would have done it, right?

1114
00:51:08,364 --> 00:51:10,030
I'm still working on
that guy.

1115
00:51:10,032 --> 00:51:11,501
Ooh, it's probably
time to clean up.

1116
00:51:12,300 --> 00:51:13,934
[cell phone buzzing]

1117
00:51:13,936 --> 00:51:14,905
[dishes clattering]

1118
00:51:32,954 --> 00:51:34,557
Mm. Oh!

1119
00:51:35,724 --> 00:51:36,659
[exhales]

1120
00:51:40,329 --> 00:51:41,798
- [sighs]
- Who's that?

1121
00:51:42,831 --> 00:51:43,933
Who's what?

1122
00:51:44,934 --> 00:51:45,969
Who texted you?

1123
00:51:47,036 --> 00:51:48,905
- No one.
- No one?

1124
00:51:49,605 --> 00:51:50,574
Huh.

1125
00:51:52,074 --> 00:51:53,342
Well, who's Chippy?

1126
00:51:54,309 --> 00:51:56,510
Mm. Looking through my phone.

1127
00:51:56,512 --> 00:51:58,746
No, I wasn't looking
through your phone.

1128
00:51:58,748 --> 00:52:00,514
Well, browsing around...

1129
00:52:00,516 --> 00:52:02,182
Well, I thought it was
my phone, so, you know, I...

1130
00:52:02,184 --> 00:52:05,985
Oh. You thought that
this was your phone?

1131
00:52:05,987 --> 00:52:09,326
This, with the...
And then the...

1132
00:52:09,891 --> 00:52:11,124
Okay, all right.

1133
00:52:11,126 --> 00:52:12,496
- Okay.
- Okay.

1134
00:52:13,795 --> 00:52:15,128
Okay, um...

1135
00:52:15,130 --> 00:52:16,496
I'm gonna go on a run.

1136
00:52:16,498 --> 00:52:18,932
Can you run the dishwasher for me?
I loaded it.

1137
00:52:18,934 --> 00:52:20,568
If you loaded it,
why don't you just run it?

1138
00:52:20,570 --> 00:52:23,670
'Cause, Liam, I'm not doing
everything around here.

1139
00:52:23,672 --> 00:52:25,104
Okay?

1140
00:52:25,106 --> 00:52:26,507
Why are you taking
your phone with you?

1141
00:52:26,509 --> 00:52:28,275
Do you want me to go
on the run with you?

1142
00:52:28,277 --> 00:52:29,677
- [scoffs]
- Yeah. You know what?

1143
00:52:29,679 --> 00:52:31,612
Yeah. I'm gonna go on
the run with you.

1144
00:52:31,614 --> 00:52:32,479
Okay.

1145
00:52:32,481 --> 00:52:34,315
Did you even bring
running shoes?

1146
00:52:34,317 --> 00:52:35,749
Do you not want me to
go with you?

1147
00:52:35,751 --> 00:52:38,385
I don't care.
Yes, come on the run.

1148
00:52:38,387 --> 00:52:40,019
I'm not gonna come if you
don't want me to come.

1149
00:52:40,021 --> 00:52:41,088
Because then it becomes
like I...

1150
00:52:41,090 --> 00:52:42,222
You know what?
I'm just gonna go then.

1151
00:52:42,224 --> 00:52:43,257
- Just gonna go.
- Okay.

1152
00:52:43,259 --> 00:52:44,325
All right. Just be safe.

1153
00:52:44,327 --> 00:52:45,592
- Don't talk to strangers.
- Mm-hmm.

1154
00:52:45,594 --> 00:52:47,260
Look both ways
before you cross, okay?

1155
00:52:47,262 --> 00:52:48,262
Thank you, Dad.

1156
00:52:48,264 --> 00:52:49,499
I love you. I...

1157
00:52:51,534 --> 00:52:52,434
Huh.

1158
00:52:53,369 --> 00:52:54,838
Love you. Shouldn't...

1159
00:52:58,240 --> 00:52:59,675
[tense music playing]

1160
00:53:04,146 --> 00:53:05,615
I love you.

1161
00:53:09,851 --> 00:53:10,920
I can run.

1162
00:53:12,288 --> 00:53:13,854
I can do runs.

1163
00:53:13,856 --> 00:53:15,021
I think I could do it.

1164
00:53:15,023 --> 00:53:16,292
I love you.

1165
00:53:17,326 --> 00:53:18,492
I love you, too.

1166
00:53:18,494 --> 00:53:20,030
Ha-ha. It's like...

1167
00:53:24,833 --> 00:53:26,435
[dramatic music playing]

1168
00:53:45,820 --> 00:53:46,789
Huh.

1169
00:53:48,757 --> 00:53:49,625
Whoo!

1170
00:53:54,362 --> 00:53:55,664
[sneezes]

1171
00:54:00,735 --> 00:54:01,871
Liam?

1172
00:54:02,838 --> 00:54:04,170
Liam, is that you?

1173
00:54:04,172 --> 00:54:05,474
Oh, hey.

1174
00:54:08,710 --> 00:54:09,878
What the...

1175
00:54:12,815 --> 00:54:14,481
Oh, my God.

1176
00:54:14,483 --> 00:54:16,916
What are you doing here?

1177
00:54:16,918 --> 00:54:18,754
Well, you didn't say
"I love you" back.

1178
00:54:20,121 --> 00:54:21,255
What?

1179
00:54:21,257 --> 00:54:22,726
You didn't say
"I love you."

1180
00:54:23,358 --> 00:54:25,258
- Oh.
- When you left.

1181
00:54:25,260 --> 00:54:26,793
- So...
- Okay.

1182
00:54:26,795 --> 00:54:29,131
Uh... I guess
I didn't hear you.

1183
00:54:30,032 --> 00:54:32,602
Oh. Right.
Yeah, okay.

1184
00:54:34,269 --> 00:54:35,769
But do you?

1185
00:54:35,771 --> 00:54:37,371
Of course I do.

1186
00:54:37,373 --> 00:54:39,606
I just kind of wanna
hear you say it, though.

1187
00:54:39,608 --> 00:54:40,543
Okay.

1188
00:54:41,077 --> 00:54:42,145
I love you.

1189
00:54:43,411 --> 00:54:44,845
- [sighs dramatically]
- [chuckles]

1190
00:54:44,847 --> 00:54:46,079
Cool. [laughs]

1191
00:54:46,081 --> 00:54:47,516
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.

1192
00:54:53,556 --> 00:54:55,090
- I'll see you.
- See you.

1193
00:55:19,815 --> 00:55:20,983
[water running]

1194
00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:26,720
[doorbell rings]

1195
00:55:26,722 --> 00:55:29,021
- [Beck] Is that the doorbell?
- Yes, I'll get it.

1196
00:55:29,023 --> 00:55:30,059
It's probably my mom.

1197
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:31,791
What?

1198
00:55:31,793 --> 00:55:33,663
What would your mom
be doing here?

1199
00:55:34,230 --> 00:55:35,831
Uh, I invited her.

1200
00:55:36,664 --> 00:55:38,599
Why the hell would
you do that?

1201
00:55:38,601 --> 00:55:40,202
She wanted to come
and meet you.

1202
00:55:41,070 --> 00:55:42,503
Oh. Okay.

1203
00:55:42,505 --> 00:55:44,170
Well, now is not
the best time.

1204
00:55:44,172 --> 00:55:45,438
I mean, I'm in the shower,

1205
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:47,307
and you were supposed to,
like, get ready

1206
00:55:47,309 --> 00:55:48,976
and go do something
together.

1207
00:55:48,978 --> 00:55:50,376
Okay. So what am I
supposed to do?

1208
00:55:50,378 --> 00:55:51,612
Tell her not to come inside?

1209
00:55:51,614 --> 00:55:52,845
Get back into her car

1210
00:55:52,847 --> 00:55:54,550
and drive all the way home
without meeting you?

1211
00:55:55,217 --> 00:55:56,619
I mean, yeah.

1212
00:56:04,260 --> 00:56:05,462
[exhales]

1213
00:56:07,762 --> 00:56:08,695
Mommy!

1214
00:56:08,697 --> 00:56:10,130
[mother] My sweet boy!

1215
00:56:10,132 --> 00:56:11,231
How are you?

1216
00:56:11,233 --> 00:56:13,266
You look tired.
Are you sleeping enough?

1217
00:56:13,268 --> 00:56:14,767
Yes, I'm sleeping enough.

1218
00:56:14,769 --> 00:56:18,070
Okay. Here, I brought you
some clean undies.

1219
00:56:18,072 --> 00:56:20,106
Oh, okay.
Thanks, Mommy.

1220
00:56:20,108 --> 00:56:23,075
You know, Liam, I was googling
this place on the computer,

1221
00:56:23,077 --> 00:56:26,512
and I read that there are spiders
and scorpions everywhere.

1222
00:56:26,514 --> 00:56:29,282
And if they get you,
your skin falls off.

1223
00:56:29,284 --> 00:56:30,784
There were pictures...
[exclaims]

1224
00:56:30,786 --> 00:56:32,952
Yeah. No, I haven't seen any.

1225
00:56:32,954 --> 00:56:33,987
[mother] Okay.

1226
00:56:33,989 --> 00:56:36,088
So, are you going to
invite your mother inside?

1227
00:56:36,090 --> 00:56:38,724
Or do you want her to bake
out here in the sun?

1228
00:56:38,726 --> 00:56:40,860
Well, actually, Mommy, um...

1229
00:56:40,862 --> 00:56:42,563
Beck's in the shower
right now.

1230
00:56:42,565 --> 00:56:43,863
[mother]
Oh, she's in the shower.

1231
00:56:43,865 --> 00:56:47,534
[gasps] Liam!
Is she naked in there?

1232
00:56:47,536 --> 00:56:49,168
Actually, no.
Probably not.

1233
00:56:49,170 --> 00:56:51,003
[mother]
Oh, thank God.

1234
00:56:51,005 --> 00:56:54,541
Well, we'll just put the kettle
on and wait for her to finish up.

1235
00:56:54,543 --> 00:56:57,945
Actually, Mommy,
the thing is...

1236
00:56:57,947 --> 00:57:00,313
Beck isn't really feeling
well right now. So...

1237
00:57:00,315 --> 00:57:01,481
Liam, she's sick?

1238
00:57:01,483 --> 00:57:04,117
[coughs] She could
be contagious.

1239
00:57:04,119 --> 00:57:05,385
No, I don't think so.

1240
00:57:05,387 --> 00:57:07,119
Oh, no?

1241
00:57:07,121 --> 00:57:09,789
Well, you know who else didn't think
I knew what I was talking about?

1242
00:57:09,791 --> 00:57:12,959
Yes, I know, Mommy.
I know.

1243
00:57:12,961 --> 00:57:15,628
I'm just gonna stay here, okay,
and take care of her.

1244
00:57:15,630 --> 00:57:17,463
But I'll make sure I take
plenty of vitamins.

1245
00:57:17,465 --> 00:57:20,467
Oh, you are such
a sweet prince.

1246
00:57:20,469 --> 00:57:23,769
How did you get to
be so sweet?

1247
00:57:23,771 --> 00:57:24,670
Oh...

1248
00:57:24,672 --> 00:57:26,405
My sweet mommy, probably.

1249
00:57:26,407 --> 00:57:29,309
I love you my sweet
little peanut boy.

1250
00:57:29,311 --> 00:57:30,409
Okay, I love you, too.

1251
00:57:30,411 --> 00:57:31,677
- Okay, sweetie.
- Okay.

1252
00:57:31,679 --> 00:57:33,713
- Mommy loves you.
- I love you.

1253
00:57:33,715 --> 00:57:35,414
- Sweetheart. [kissing]
- Okay.

1254
00:57:35,416 --> 00:57:37,117
- I love you.
- Bye, Bye.

1255
00:57:37,119 --> 00:57:38,521
I love you. Bye bye.

1256
00:57:40,456 --> 00:57:41,624
[sighs]

1257
00:57:50,766 --> 00:57:52,969
Okay, let's hear it.

1258
00:57:54,135 --> 00:57:55,001
Hear what?

1259
00:57:55,003 --> 00:57:56,603
What do you have
against my mother?

1260
00:57:56,605 --> 00:57:58,572
What? I don't even
know your mother.

1261
00:57:58,574 --> 00:58:00,407
And whose fault is that?

1262
00:58:00,409 --> 00:58:03,010
Okay. I just think it's
a little bit weird

1263
00:58:03,012 --> 00:58:04,545
that you'd invite her
here today.

1264
00:58:04,547 --> 00:58:07,414
- What?
- I mean, I thought we were gonna, I don't know...

1265
00:58:07,416 --> 00:58:09,282
hang out together
like we used to.

1266
00:58:09,284 --> 00:58:12,952
Not just sit around all day while
you play your stupid Nintendo

1267
00:58:12,954 --> 00:58:14,354
and hang out with
your mom.

1268
00:58:14,356 --> 00:58:16,222
Okay, first off, you know damn
well that is not a Nintendo.

1269
00:58:16,224 --> 00:58:18,258
Okay? And secondly, I'm a
little offended that you...

1270
00:58:18,260 --> 00:58:20,159
I'm sorry, I can't understand
what you're saying right now,

1271
00:58:20,161 --> 00:58:23,095
because you're gnawing off your
fingers like a fucking psychopath.

1272
00:58:23,097 --> 00:58:24,664
You said you thought
that was cool.

1273
00:58:24,666 --> 00:58:27,733
Okay. I used to think
jean shorts were cool.

1274
00:58:27,735 --> 00:58:29,802
Real nice, Beck.
Real nice.

1275
00:58:29,804 --> 00:58:31,804
Can you help me
take this thing off?

1276
00:58:31,806 --> 00:58:33,139
Why do you wanna
take it off?

1277
00:58:33,141 --> 00:58:36,309
Because it's itchy, and
it's way too tight, and...

1278
00:58:36,311 --> 00:58:37,947
I just need
to take it off.

1279
00:58:39,047 --> 00:58:40,015
Well, you can't.

1280
00:58:41,016 --> 00:58:42,050
What?

1281
00:58:42,818 --> 00:58:43,786
Why not?

1282
00:58:44,485 --> 00:58:46,153
Oh, my God!

1283
00:58:46,155 --> 00:58:48,220
Oh, my God, Liam.
What is this thing?

1284
00:58:48,222 --> 00:58:50,192
It's a tracking device.
What did you think it was?

1285
00:58:50,992 --> 00:58:52,392
What?

1286
00:58:52,394 --> 00:58:53,996
Yeah. How else am I supposed to
know where you are at all times?

1287
00:58:54,730 --> 00:58:56,796
Liam, that is insane!

1288
00:58:56,798 --> 00:58:58,798
That's, like, beyond insane.

1289
00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:00,566
Wait, hold on.
Don't... Okay.

1290
00:59:00,568 --> 00:59:01,867
I need to know you're
safe at all times.

1291
00:59:01,869 --> 00:59:03,869
Ow! You just made it tighter!

1292
00:59:03,871 --> 00:59:06,472
Beck, I'm sorry, okay?
But I can't lose you too.

1293
00:59:06,474 --> 00:59:07,844
[slow clap]

1294
00:59:09,878 --> 00:59:12,713
Oh! What the fuck
is that?

1295
00:59:12,715 --> 00:59:15,983
Nice performance there,
douchebag.

1296
00:59:15,985 --> 00:59:18,050
Relax. He's just
a friend of mine.

1297
00:59:18,052 --> 00:59:20,720
That's right.
Relax, Liam.

1298
00:59:20,722 --> 00:59:23,023
Relax, man!

1299
00:59:23,025 --> 00:59:25,691
Let me get up to speed here.
So, uh...

1300
00:59:25,693 --> 00:59:26,892
For some reason,

1301
00:59:26,894 --> 00:59:29,528
Mr. Clingy with the dead
stripper girlfriend here

1302
00:59:29,530 --> 00:59:32,331
is totally hooked on
the Beck sauce. Ow!

1303
00:59:32,333 --> 00:59:34,834
And he's upset because you
don't wanna meet his mommy

1304
00:59:34,836 --> 00:59:36,336
and wear a tracking
bracelet, right?

1305
00:59:36,338 --> 00:59:37,403
Am I right?

1306
00:59:37,405 --> 00:59:39,206
Yeah. Well, honestly,

1307
00:59:39,208 --> 00:59:42,008
I'm surprised the guy's so jazzed up
on you, considering all your weird,

1308
00:59:42,010 --> 00:59:43,744
albeit justified body issues.

1309
00:59:43,746 --> 00:59:46,313
Okay, I'm sorry. Who is
this mean little monster?

1310
00:59:46,315 --> 00:59:47,447
Oh, who's this mean...

1311
00:59:47,449 --> 00:59:49,282
You know, I got your mean
little monster right here.

1312
00:59:49,284 --> 00:59:50,383
Oh, gross, man.

1313
00:59:50,385 --> 00:59:51,717
Come on!

1314
00:59:51,719 --> 00:59:53,586
Just cut it out, guys.

1315
00:59:53,588 --> 00:59:57,025
Beck, can I please
see you in the fort?

1316
00:59:58,427 --> 00:59:59,796
Alone?

1317
01:00:10,172 --> 01:00:12,005
Oh, well, hello.

1318
01:00:12,007 --> 01:00:13,840
Hey, Liam.
What the hell's going on?

1319
01:00:13,842 --> 01:00:15,474
Beck, I think this will
be really good for us.

1320
01:00:15,476 --> 01:00:16,876
Thank you, Liam.

1321
01:00:16,878 --> 01:00:20,447
Beck, Liam wishes to unburden
himself of his feelings.

1322
01:00:20,449 --> 01:00:21,414
Oh, he does?

1323
01:00:21,416 --> 01:00:23,849
This is a safe space.

1324
01:00:23,851 --> 01:00:26,420
Why don't you sit down?

1325
01:00:26,422 --> 01:00:29,992
I'm sure there's a thing
or two you'd like to say

1326
01:00:30,291 --> 01:00:31,393
as well?

1327
01:00:33,429 --> 01:00:34,594
I'll sit down.

1328
01:00:34,596 --> 01:00:36,164
Liam, you, too.

1329
01:00:37,766 --> 01:00:38,968
[Beck sighs]

1330
01:00:41,903 --> 01:00:44,070
What's on your mind, Liam?

1331
01:00:44,072 --> 01:00:46,338
Well, first,
Dr. Lipschweiss,

1332
01:00:46,340 --> 01:00:48,675
let me just say thank you
so much for taking time

1333
01:00:48,677 --> 01:00:50,644
out of your very busy schedule
to meet with us.

1334
01:00:50,646 --> 01:00:52,979
We really appreciate it.

1335
01:00:52,981 --> 01:00:56,016
I recently had
the displeasure

1336
01:00:56,018 --> 01:00:58,385
of meeting one of
Beck's friends.

1337
01:00:58,387 --> 01:01:01,588
And I have to say that
I am a little uncomfortable

1338
01:01:01,590 --> 01:01:03,159
with the nature of
their relationship.

1339
01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:07,029
We're doing this?

1340
01:01:07,929 --> 01:01:09,729
Okay, we're doing this.

1341
01:01:09,731 --> 01:01:11,565
Hi, Dr. Lipschweiss.

1342
01:01:11,567 --> 01:01:12,733
Hi.

1343
01:01:12,735 --> 01:01:14,467
I think Liam needs
to calm down.

1344
01:01:14,469 --> 01:01:16,369
Chippy is just a friend.

1345
01:01:16,371 --> 01:01:19,442
And Liam here is acting
like a crazy person.

1346
01:01:20,175 --> 01:01:21,141
[Liam] Chippy?

1347
01:01:21,143 --> 01:01:22,641
That's the guy that
texted you earlier?

1348
01:01:22,643 --> 01:01:25,912
Why is this guy texting you
and then showing up uninvited?

1349
01:01:25,914 --> 01:01:27,646
Dr. Lipschweiss, why is
this guy texting her

1350
01:01:27,648 --> 01:01:29,048
and then showing up uninvited?

1351
01:01:29,050 --> 01:01:31,217
Because, Liam, he's one of
my oldest friends in the world.

1352
01:01:31,219 --> 01:01:33,253
That's just his thing.
It's what he does.

1353
01:01:33,255 --> 01:01:34,820
He's your oldest
friend in the world?

1354
01:01:34,822 --> 01:01:37,356
Is this the same friend that got
you all fucked up in college?

1355
01:01:37,358 --> 01:01:38,226
Liam!

1356
01:01:38,626 --> 01:01:39,929
Language!

1357
01:01:40,896 --> 01:01:43,764
This is a safe space.

1358
01:01:43,766 --> 01:01:46,133
Sorry, Dr. Lipschweiss.

1359
01:01:46,135 --> 01:01:48,601
Look, I was in
a dark place back then.

1360
01:01:48,603 --> 01:01:49,836
Okay?

1361
01:01:49,838 --> 01:01:53,072
I am just as much to blame
for that as Chippy.

1362
01:01:53,074 --> 01:01:55,275
[sighs] He may seem
a little bit, you know,

1363
01:01:55,277 --> 01:01:57,244
rough around the edges,
but honestly,

1364
01:01:57,246 --> 01:01:59,412
at least he tells me
the truth.

1365
01:01:59,414 --> 01:02:00,412
Okay.

1366
01:02:00,414 --> 01:02:02,384
Well, I don't want you
seeing him anymore.

1367
01:02:03,318 --> 01:02:04,851
Excuse me?

1368
01:02:04,853 --> 01:02:06,153
[Liam] You heard me.

1369
01:02:06,155 --> 01:02:08,454
You can't tell me who I
can be friends with.

1370
01:02:08,456 --> 01:02:12,025
Really? 'Cause I'm
pretty sure I just did.

1371
01:02:12,027 --> 01:02:16,061
Wow. So this is one of those,
like, "It's him or me" things?

1372
01:02:16,063 --> 01:02:17,229
Yeah.

1373
01:02:17,231 --> 01:02:18,298
Pretty much.

1374
01:02:18,300 --> 01:02:20,133
I feel like the choice
should be pretty obvious.

1375
01:02:20,135 --> 01:02:21,668
I mean, that guy is
an asshole.

1376
01:02:21,670 --> 01:02:23,702
And he's the reason you messed
up your whole fucking life.

1377
01:02:23,704 --> 01:02:24,873
Liam!

1378
01:02:26,909 --> 01:02:29,211
Safe space.

1379
01:02:29,644 --> 01:02:31,545
Sorry, again.

1380
01:02:31,547 --> 01:02:33,315
- Wow.
- [Chippy humming]

1381
01:02:34,148 --> 01:02:35,514
Oh. Okay.

1382
01:02:35,516 --> 01:02:38,318
Sorry, didn't know you guys
were mid-sess.

1383
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:42,289
Man, it looks like you're really
working through some things here.

1384
01:02:42,291 --> 01:02:43,722
So?

1385
01:02:43,724 --> 01:02:44,891
I'm gonna go on a beer run.

1386
01:02:44,893 --> 01:02:46,325
Beck, I know what you like.

1387
01:02:46,327 --> 01:02:49,595
Liam, I'll see if they make
wine coolers for you, sport.

1388
01:02:49,597 --> 01:02:51,898
Cool, cool, cool. Thanks, man.
I appreciate that.

1389
01:02:51,900 --> 01:02:54,200
Yeah? How about you, toots?

1390
01:02:54,202 --> 01:02:56,938
No, thank you, um...
sweetheart.

1391
01:02:57,706 --> 01:02:58,838
Well, okay.

1392
01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:00,375
[humming]

1393
01:03:04,847 --> 01:03:06,880
[footsteps walking away]

1394
01:03:06,882 --> 01:03:08,384
[clock ticking]

1395
01:03:09,952 --> 01:03:11,985
You know what I think?

1396
01:03:11,987 --> 01:03:14,123
I think our time is up.
[whooshes]

1397
01:03:15,456 --> 01:03:18,992
I think we made some
good progress here today.

1398
01:03:18,994 --> 01:03:21,394
I have a proposal to make you.

1399
01:03:21,396 --> 01:03:22,963
Okay, sure.

1400
01:03:22,965 --> 01:03:24,164
You trust me?

1401
01:03:24,166 --> 01:03:26,499
Yes, Dr. Lipschweiss,
we trust you.

1402
01:03:26,501 --> 01:03:27,566
We'll try anything.

1403
01:03:27,568 --> 01:03:28,637
Well, that's good.

1404
01:03:29,804 --> 01:03:31,972
Liam, I think you
should move out.

1405
01:03:31,974 --> 01:03:33,139
- What?
- Sounds good.

1406
01:03:33,141 --> 01:03:35,374
Some time apart
will be good for you both.

1407
01:03:35,376 --> 01:03:37,677
Mm-hmm. Agreed.

1408
01:03:37,679 --> 01:03:38,979
Okay. Well, guess that's it.

1409
01:03:38,981 --> 01:03:39,979
[clears throat]

1410
01:03:39,981 --> 01:03:41,884
You heard her.
That settles it.

1411
01:03:42,617 --> 01:03:43,950
Thank you, Dr...

1412
01:03:43,952 --> 01:03:45,555
The session is not over.

1413
01:03:48,322 --> 01:03:51,493
Liam, I'll send you
an invoice.

1414
01:03:53,728 --> 01:03:55,630
Now this session
is over.

1415
01:03:56,498 --> 01:03:57,500
[clock continues ticking]

1416
01:03:58,300 --> 01:03:59,235
Uh...

1417
01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:07,043
[melancholy music]

1418
01:04:27,663 --> 01:04:30,498
♪

1419
01:04:45,947 --> 01:04:47,382
[engine roaring]

1420
01:04:48,550 --> 01:04:49,652
[crashing]

1421
01:04:52,186 --> 01:04:53,623
[sighs in exasperation] Fuck!

1422
01:04:54,722 --> 01:04:56,157
[sighs heavily]

1423
01:04:58,025 --> 01:04:59,294
[door opens]

1424
01:05:01,596 --> 01:05:02,929
[Chippy humming]

1425
01:05:02,931 --> 01:05:05,264
[Chippy] Oh, fuck me, man.

1426
01:05:05,266 --> 01:05:08,233
[Chippy laughing]
Fuck me!

1427
01:05:08,235 --> 01:05:10,235
- [humming cheerfully]
- [bottles clinking]

1428
01:05:10,237 --> 01:05:12,539
Huh? What's up, skank?

1429
01:05:12,541 --> 01:05:14,606
Didn't go well with
the old lady, huh?

1430
01:05:14,608 --> 01:05:16,275
Tough break, chico.

1431
01:05:16,277 --> 01:05:17,212
Catch.

1432
01:05:18,914 --> 01:05:21,117
I'll put in a good word
for you. Ha!

1433
01:05:23,085 --> 01:05:24,751
Yo, what up, baby?

1434
01:05:24,753 --> 01:05:27,653
[laughs] Oh, girl, you look...

1435
01:05:27,655 --> 01:05:29,458
moderately okay this morning.

1436
01:05:29,925 --> 01:05:31,060
Dick.

1437
01:05:37,798 --> 01:05:39,965
Ah! Goddamn, it's good.

1438
01:05:39,967 --> 01:05:41,569
Fuck, that's good!

1439
01:05:43,637 --> 01:05:44,706
[birds chirping]

1440
01:05:48,543 --> 01:05:49,545
[video game playing]

1441
01:05:57,452 --> 01:05:58,321
Hey.

1442
01:05:58,954 --> 01:06:00,189
Oh, hey.

1443
01:06:00,822 --> 01:06:02,090
[both chuckle awkwardly]

1444
01:06:06,561 --> 01:06:07,760
- I...
- I, uh...

1445
01:06:07,762 --> 01:06:09,164
[both laugh]

1446
01:06:09,864 --> 01:06:10,799
Um...

1447
01:06:11,900 --> 01:06:12,932
You go.

1448
01:06:12,934 --> 01:06:15,534
I wasn't expecting
to see you.

1449
01:06:15,536 --> 01:06:18,037
Right. I was just
in the area...

1450
01:06:18,039 --> 01:06:19,472
on my way
to the kitchen.

1451
01:06:19,474 --> 01:06:20,572
- Cool.
- So...

1452
01:06:20,574 --> 01:06:22,344
- Cool.
- Um...

1453
01:06:24,813 --> 01:06:26,179
You look really busy.

1454
01:06:26,181 --> 01:06:28,250
Oh. You know what? I needed
to take a break anyway.

1455
01:06:29,150 --> 01:06:31,686
- Do you wanna sit?
- Uh...

1456
01:06:32,586 --> 01:06:33,619
I probably shouldn't.

1457
01:06:33,621 --> 01:06:35,588
I don't know if that's
the best idea.

1458
01:06:35,590 --> 01:06:37,023
Right. No...

1459
01:06:37,025 --> 01:06:38,494
- You're right.
- Mm-hmm.

1460
01:06:40,195 --> 01:06:42,097
- But, um...
- Um...

1461
01:06:43,465 --> 01:06:46,499
- So...
- [both chuckle nervously]

1462
01:06:46,501 --> 01:06:49,702
- How are you?
- I... I'm good.

1463
01:06:49,704 --> 01:06:51,137
I'm really good.

1464
01:06:51,139 --> 01:06:53,005
- I'm good.
- Great.

1465
01:06:53,007 --> 01:06:55,809
- And you?
- Good. Yeah. Oh, so good.

1466
01:06:55,811 --> 01:06:57,177
- Really good.
- Cool.

1467
01:06:57,179 --> 01:06:59,412
- Mm-hmm.
- That's good to hear.

1468
01:06:59,414 --> 01:07:00,880
Yeah.

1469
01:07:00,882 --> 01:07:02,715
You look really nice.

1470
01:07:02,717 --> 01:07:04,617
- Oh, thank you.
- Yeah.

1471
01:07:04,619 --> 01:07:05,788
I stopped eating.

1472
01:07:07,989 --> 01:07:09,988
- You look nice, too.
- Oh, thanks.

1473
01:07:09,990 --> 01:07:11,590
Yeah, I started wearing
pants again.

1474
01:07:11,592 --> 01:07:13,194
[chuckles] I could tell.

1475
01:07:13,929 --> 01:07:15,360
And you changed your hair?

1476
01:07:15,362 --> 01:07:16,929
Uh...

1477
01:07:16,931 --> 01:07:18,965
I think I just
took my hat off, but...

1478
01:07:18,967 --> 01:07:19,932
it's nice you noticed.

1479
01:07:19,934 --> 01:07:21,570
- It looks great.
- Thanks.

1480
01:07:22,903 --> 01:07:25,104
- So you're still with...
- Oh, yeah.

1481
01:07:25,106 --> 01:07:27,539
Yeah, got the old
nine to five.

1482
01:07:27,541 --> 01:07:29,775
- Cool. And it's...
- Oh, it's great.

1483
01:07:29,777 --> 01:07:32,311
- It's great?
- Yeah, better than ever, actually.

1484
01:07:32,313 --> 01:07:33,612
Oh.

1485
01:07:33,614 --> 01:07:35,981
Yeah. I've got over 2,000
subscribers to my stream now.

1486
01:07:35,983 --> 01:07:38,418
Liam, that's incredible.

1487
01:07:38,420 --> 01:07:40,119
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.

1488
01:07:40,121 --> 01:07:42,457
- Really proud of you.
- Yeah. I'm, uh...

1489
01:07:43,557 --> 01:07:45,193
[voice choking]
I'm really happy.

1490
01:07:46,894 --> 01:07:48,193
What? What is it?

1491
01:07:48,195 --> 01:07:49,929
No, I just...

1492
01:07:49,931 --> 01:07:51,865
I'm grateful for
all of my success.

1493
01:07:51,867 --> 01:07:53,032
Don't get me wrong, but...

1494
01:07:53,034 --> 01:07:55,501
What is it if I can't
share it with you?

1495
01:07:55,503 --> 01:07:58,438
Liam, no, this is not
a good time.

1496
01:07:58,440 --> 01:08:00,106
Please don't do this
right now.

1497
01:08:00,108 --> 01:08:03,443
Beck, since we've been apart, I've
had some time to think, and...

1498
01:08:03,445 --> 01:08:05,347
I think we should
give it another chance.

1499
01:08:06,648 --> 01:08:07,750
I don't know, Liam.

1500
01:08:08,817 --> 01:08:10,585
[sighs] I don't know.

1501
01:08:17,324 --> 01:08:19,726
[Chippy] Beck, let's go.

1502
01:08:19,728 --> 01:08:20,960
[Beck] Oh, God.

1503
01:08:20,962 --> 01:08:21,894
I have to go.

1504
01:08:21,896 --> 01:08:23,095
No, stay, stay.

1505
01:08:23,097 --> 01:08:24,432
I can't.

1506
01:08:25,533 --> 01:08:26,434
Liam, I...

1507
01:08:27,301 --> 01:08:28,701
I think Dr. Lipschweiss
was right.

1508
01:08:28,703 --> 01:08:31,240
I think that we need
some time apart.

1509
01:08:32,806 --> 01:08:33,908
I'm sorry.

1510
01:08:34,576 --> 01:08:36,075
Yeah.

1511
01:08:36,077 --> 01:08:37,610
I'm sorry, too.

1512
01:08:37,612 --> 01:08:40,349
[Chippy] Seriously,
let's fucking go!

1513
01:08:48,155 --> 01:08:49,390
Yeah.

1514
01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:52,661
[sighs deeply]

1515
01:09:04,773 --> 01:09:08,374
Hey, thanks for, um,
cleaning the place up.

1516
01:09:08,376 --> 01:09:10,479
It means a lot to me.

1517
01:09:11,845 --> 01:09:13,948
I didn't wanna get charged
extra cleaning fee.

1518
01:09:16,384 --> 01:09:17,987
That's so sweet.

1519
01:09:21,122 --> 01:09:22,423
[sighs]

1520
01:09:29,663 --> 01:09:31,731
[Chippy] Whoa, whoa!
What are you doing?

1521
01:09:31,733 --> 01:09:34,334
Those are both for me,
obviously!

1522
01:09:34,336 --> 01:09:35,934
You think you can
afford to eat that?

1523
01:09:35,936 --> 01:09:37,704
Huh, cankles?
Why don't you feed yourself

1524
01:09:37,706 --> 01:09:39,539
some ice cubes
if you're hungry, huh?

1525
01:09:39,541 --> 01:09:41,241
You're packing on, mate.

1526
01:09:41,243 --> 01:09:43,977
What are you crying about,
huh, saddlebags?

1527
01:09:43,979 --> 01:09:45,911
Huh? Fatty? Huh?

1528
01:09:45,913 --> 01:09:47,515
[Chippy continues indistinctly]

1529
01:09:54,488 --> 01:09:56,255
Okay, I can't take
any more of this.

1530
01:09:56,257 --> 01:09:57,522
Liam, what are you
doing here?

1531
01:09:57,524 --> 01:09:59,491
Whoa! Look whose
balls dropped!

1532
01:09:59,493 --> 01:10:00,826
Oh, fuck you, Chippy.

1533
01:10:00,828 --> 01:10:03,129
- Fuck me? Fuck you.
- Fuck you, man.

1534
01:10:03,131 --> 01:10:04,930
- Guys, just stop it.
- Oh, shut up, Beck.

1535
01:10:04,932 --> 01:10:07,700
Okay, this guy is
a miserable fucking asshole.

1536
01:10:07,702 --> 01:10:09,201
Whoa!

1537
01:10:09,203 --> 01:10:10,836
What he wants is for you two to be
miserable fucking assholes together.

1538
01:10:10,838 --> 01:10:12,871
Liam, you're wrong.
Chippy is my friend.

1539
01:10:12,873 --> 01:10:15,674
Yeah, Liam, I'm her friend,
and who the fuck are you?

1540
01:10:15,676 --> 01:10:16,942
I love her.

1541
01:10:16,944 --> 01:10:19,278
Okay? I actually
care about her.

1542
01:10:19,280 --> 01:10:21,347
Oh, please!

1543
01:10:21,349 --> 01:10:23,650
You know how this is
gonna go, don't you, Beck?

1544
01:10:23,652 --> 01:10:25,684
Huh? He's gonna
wear you down,

1545
01:10:25,686 --> 01:10:28,220
and smother you until
you eventually give in.

1546
01:10:28,222 --> 01:10:31,124
And as soon as you do,
he'll get bored.

1547
01:10:31,126 --> 01:10:33,425
He'll leave you all alone,
just like your mother.

1548
01:10:33,427 --> 01:10:35,160
[Liam] Hey, that is not true.

1549
01:10:35,162 --> 01:10:36,928
That is not true, Beck, okay?

1550
01:10:36,930 --> 01:10:37,899
Look...

1551
01:10:39,667 --> 01:10:40,599
I love you.

1552
01:10:40,601 --> 01:10:43,102
[Chippy]
Oh, cut it out!

1553
01:10:43,104 --> 01:10:44,903
You don't love her, man.

1554
01:10:44,905 --> 01:10:47,240
You just settled for her,
'cause you lost your ex.

1555
01:10:47,242 --> 01:10:48,641
Now you're smothering
the shit out her.

1556
01:10:48,643 --> 01:10:51,009
You're probably gonna lose
your consolation prize too.

1557
01:10:51,011 --> 01:10:52,245
He's right, Liam.

1558
01:10:52,247 --> 01:10:55,384
How am I ever gonna compete
with your dead ex-girlfriend?

1559
01:10:57,185 --> 01:10:59,184
Well, Beck, um...

1560
01:10:59,186 --> 01:11:01,286
I mean, you called me "Eden".

1561
01:11:01,288 --> 01:11:03,826
You said,
"I love you, too, Eden."

1562
01:11:04,693 --> 01:11:06,729
How do you think
that made me feel?

1563
01:11:07,561 --> 01:11:09,094
You obviously still
love her.

1564
01:11:09,096 --> 01:11:12,501
And smothering me in this fake
love isn't gonna bring her back.

1565
01:11:13,368 --> 01:11:15,070
Right. Yeah, um...

1566
01:11:18,139 --> 01:11:20,708
When I said she was dead...

1567
01:11:21,876 --> 01:11:23,608
Yeah?

1568
01:11:23,610 --> 01:11:27,746
Well, you know how, like,
people say things sometimes

1569
01:11:27,748 --> 01:11:29,682
that in the moment,
they kind of

1570
01:11:29,684 --> 01:11:31,420
- get all...
- Oh, my God.

1571
01:11:33,887 --> 01:11:36,391
Liam, is Eden not dead?

1572
01:11:37,158 --> 01:11:40,826
Ooh! Fuck me!

1573
01:11:40,828 --> 01:11:42,628
Oh, my God.
I can't believe this.

1574
01:11:42,630 --> 01:11:43,830
Beck, let me explain.

1575
01:11:43,832 --> 01:11:46,366
Oh, what a twist.
I did not see this coming.

1576
01:11:46,368 --> 01:11:47,400
I meant figuratively.

1577
01:11:47,402 --> 01:11:48,768
You know?
Like, she's dead to me.

1578
01:11:48,770 --> 01:11:51,504
Like, I'm so over her,
she might as well be dead.

1579
01:11:51,506 --> 01:11:52,738
Liam, that's sick.

1580
01:11:52,740 --> 01:11:54,574
That's what a fucking
sick person does.

1581
01:11:54,576 --> 01:11:56,209
[Chippy]
Oh, my God.

1582
01:11:56,211 --> 01:11:57,576
- Beck, please.
- No.

1583
01:11:57,578 --> 01:11:59,812
Okay, I love you. I wouldn't
say anything to hurt you.

1584
01:11:59,814 --> 01:12:01,981
No. I don't even know
who you are right now.

1585
01:12:01,983 --> 01:12:05,485
Oh, my God! This is one of the
greatest things I've ever seen.

1586
01:12:05,487 --> 01:12:07,623
Shut the fuck up, Chippy!

1587
01:12:10,792 --> 01:12:12,290
[yelling]

1588
01:12:12,292 --> 01:12:13,661
[both yelling]

1589
01:12:22,103 --> 01:12:23,038
[Beck] Oh, God!

1590
01:12:24,305 --> 01:12:26,475
- Chippy, don't!
- Move, bitch.

1591
01:12:27,307 --> 01:12:28,577
[Liam] Ow!

1592
01:12:29,978 --> 01:12:31,145
Chippy, don't!

1593
01:12:34,047 --> 01:12:35,516
[screaming]

1594
01:12:41,823 --> 01:12:44,190
All right, stop it. The
both of you, just stop!

1595
01:12:44,192 --> 01:12:45,958
[Chippy] Shut up,
you little dick.

1596
01:12:45,960 --> 01:12:47,259
No, that is it.

1597
01:12:47,261 --> 01:12:48,527
I am done!

1598
01:12:48,529 --> 01:12:51,062
Beck, please.
Okay? I love you.

1599
01:12:51,064 --> 01:12:53,266
All right?
I need you.

1600
01:12:53,268 --> 01:12:54,500
You're perfect.

1601
01:12:54,502 --> 01:12:57,005
[scoffs] You're not perfect
by a long shot.

1602
01:12:57,838 --> 01:12:59,839
You need me.
I won't lie to you.

1603
01:12:59,841 --> 01:13:01,574
Don't fucking talk
to her like that, man.

1604
01:13:01,576 --> 01:13:03,241
Ah, she needs to hear it.

1605
01:13:03,243 --> 01:13:04,744
That's it.
I am done.

1606
01:13:04,746 --> 01:13:07,179
Okay? I don't need
either one of you.

1607
01:13:07,181 --> 01:13:08,483
- Beck.
- Beck...

1608
01:13:09,451 --> 01:13:11,119
I don't need you, Liam.

1609
01:13:12,252 --> 01:13:14,622
And I don't need you,
Chippy.

1610
01:13:17,192 --> 01:13:18,493
What?

1611
01:13:18,893 --> 01:13:20,293
No!

1612
01:13:20,295 --> 01:13:22,131
[coughing]

1613
01:13:23,465 --> 01:13:25,097
Chippy?

1614
01:13:25,099 --> 01:13:26,769
[continues coughing]

1615
01:13:28,235 --> 01:13:29,669
Chippy!

1616
01:13:29,671 --> 01:13:31,006
What's going on?

1617
01:13:33,942 --> 01:13:35,176
Chippy!

1618
01:13:37,412 --> 01:13:39,445
You said that...

1619
01:13:39,447 --> 01:13:41,513
You said the words.

1620
01:13:41,515 --> 01:13:42,984
What? What words?

1621
01:13:44,452 --> 01:13:48,987
"I don't need you, Chippy."

1622
01:13:48,989 --> 01:13:52,458
Oh, Chippy, I take them back.
I take them back.

1623
01:13:52,460 --> 01:13:53,726
[gasping for breath]

1624
01:13:53,728 --> 01:13:55,998
- Oh, Chippy, no!
- [squeaking]

1625
01:14:00,534 --> 01:14:01,836
[Chippy gasps]

1626
01:14:03,537 --> 01:14:04,872
Your breath...

1627
01:14:05,305 --> 01:14:07,542
is terrible.

1628
01:14:08,275 --> 01:14:09,845
[groans]

1629
01:14:10,177 --> 01:14:11,779
[sobbing]

1630
01:14:16,384 --> 01:14:17,886
Chippy...

1631
01:14:20,220 --> 01:14:22,156
- My Chippy.
- It's okay.

1632
01:14:25,792 --> 01:14:27,195
You're better off
without him.

1633
01:14:30,064 --> 01:14:31,796
You don't need him.

1634
01:14:31,798 --> 01:14:33,702
Okay? It'll just
be us now.

1635
01:14:38,439 --> 01:14:39,641
No.

1636
01:14:48,582 --> 01:14:50,282
No, it's over.

1637
01:14:50,284 --> 01:14:51,252
Beck...

1638
01:14:52,353 --> 01:14:54,288
Uh-huh. It has to be.

1639
01:14:55,289 --> 01:14:56,792
Because of that guy?

1640
01:15:11,305 --> 01:15:12,840
Cut it off, Liam.

1641
01:15:13,440 --> 01:15:14,710
Beck...

1642
01:15:16,711 --> 01:15:19,648
Cut... it... off.

1643
01:15:20,113 --> 01:15:21,115
Now.

1644
01:15:35,496 --> 01:15:36,797
[exhales]

1645
01:15:59,420 --> 01:16:00,389
[somber music]

1646
01:16:03,358 --> 01:16:04,626
[Beck sobbing]

1647
01:16:15,103 --> 01:16:16,203
Oh, Chippy.

1648
01:16:23,176 --> 01:16:25,380
My Chippy boy!

1649
01:16:27,180 --> 01:16:28,282
[car door slams shut]

1650
01:16:30,652 --> 01:16:32,020
[car engine starts]

1651
01:16:37,692 --> 01:16:39,328
I love you, Chippy.

1652
01:16:54,908 --> 01:16:56,777
[solemn music playing]

1653
01:17:24,439 --> 01:17:26,173
♪

1654
01:17:43,190 --> 01:17:44,326
[knock on door]

1655
01:17:45,693 --> 01:17:46,795
Hey, buddy.

1656
01:17:47,228 --> 01:17:48,427
Hey, man.

1657
01:17:48,429 --> 01:17:51,229
[Sara] Ooh. I like what
you've done with the place.

1658
01:17:51,231 --> 01:17:52,430
Thanks.

1659
01:17:52,432 --> 01:17:54,532
I figured it was time I
started living like an adult.

1660
01:17:54,534 --> 01:17:56,968
Yeah. Officially move into
your friend's guesthouse

1661
01:17:56,970 --> 01:17:59,138
after just squatting there
for free for two years.

1662
01:17:59,140 --> 01:18:00,305
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1663
01:18:00,307 --> 01:18:01,842
Come a long way, huh?

1664
01:18:05,747 --> 01:18:07,015
Aw, Lili...

1665
01:18:08,015 --> 01:18:09,615
You guys, I'm gonna
die alone.

1666
01:18:09,617 --> 01:18:10,816
No, you're not.

1667
01:18:10,818 --> 01:18:12,250
- You've got us.
- I'm serious.

1668
01:18:12,252 --> 01:18:15,254
I really liked this girl.
Like, a lot.

1669
01:18:15,256 --> 01:18:16,321
And I fucked it up.

1670
01:18:16,323 --> 01:18:18,357
But it's Eden, you know.
She got in my head.

1671
01:18:18,359 --> 01:18:19,290
She made me crazy.

1672
01:18:19,292 --> 01:18:21,227
No, man.
You gotta stop it with that.

1673
01:18:21,229 --> 01:18:22,193
What?

1674
01:18:22,195 --> 01:18:23,661
You didn't become this
because of her.

1675
01:18:23,663 --> 01:18:25,097
You were always this way.

1676
01:18:25,099 --> 01:18:27,066
- Buddy...
- No, Sara. We can't keep doing this.

1677
01:18:27,068 --> 01:18:29,501
Look, Liam, this is an
important moment in your life.

1678
01:18:29,503 --> 01:18:31,603
And I'm really sorry, but,

1679
01:18:31,605 --> 01:18:32,937
I love you, man, and

1680
01:18:32,939 --> 01:18:34,240
I'm gonna have to get
real with you right now.

1681
01:18:34,242 --> 01:18:36,375
- Okay?
- Are you... Are you gonna hit me?

1682
01:18:36,377 --> 01:18:38,847
What? No, I'm not gonna...

1683
01:18:43,016 --> 01:18:45,985
You didn't lose Eden.

1684
01:18:45,987 --> 01:18:47,519
You sort of
pushed her away

1685
01:18:47,521 --> 01:18:49,789
by acting like a psycho
all the time.

1686
01:18:49,791 --> 01:18:51,156
- What?
- I'm serious.

1687
01:18:51,158 --> 01:18:53,692
Like, you remember the time
you hid in her trunk

1688
01:18:53,694 --> 01:18:55,160
when she was just trying
to go to the dentist?

1689
01:18:55,162 --> 01:18:57,428
Yeah. Well, sure. I wanted to
make sure she got there safe.

1690
01:18:57,430 --> 01:18:59,330
Do you remember that other
time you ran down the street

1691
01:18:59,332 --> 01:19:01,032
chasing her because
she went on a run

1692
01:19:01,034 --> 01:19:02,268
and she forgot to say,
"I love you too"?

1693
01:19:02,270 --> 01:19:03,736
"Chase" is like
an aggressive word.

1694
01:19:03,738 --> 01:19:06,138
I feel like it's more like
I followed her at a distance.

1695
01:19:06,140 --> 01:19:08,240
[Sara] No, still... Bad.
Sounds bad.

1696
01:19:08,242 --> 01:19:10,675
It's not your fault that
Eden cheated on you.

1697
01:19:10,677 --> 01:19:14,679
But she did try to break up with you
like a good half a dozen times, man,

1698
01:19:14,681 --> 01:19:16,549
and you just didn't
let her.

1699
01:19:16,551 --> 01:19:19,050
You know, and I don't condone
what she did, but,

1700
01:19:19,052 --> 01:19:22,220
you made it tough for her
to be your girlfriend.

1701
01:19:22,222 --> 01:19:25,424
Yeah, you were kind of
a stalker type.

1702
01:19:25,426 --> 01:19:29,131
Actually, you are.
'Cause you stalk me sometimes.

1703
01:19:30,730 --> 01:19:32,233
Not like in a sexual way.

1704
01:19:33,734 --> 01:19:35,467
Okay, look...

1705
01:19:35,469 --> 01:19:38,870
When you love something, Liam,
you tend to Lenny it.

1706
01:19:38,872 --> 01:19:39,839
I "Lenny it"?

1707
01:19:39,841 --> 01:19:41,206
You know, it's like...

1708
01:19:41,208 --> 01:19:43,709
[mimicking] "I like petting
soft things, George."

1709
01:19:43,711 --> 01:19:45,113
"Oh, Go... Oh, God!"

1710
01:19:45,779 --> 01:19:47,481
Jesus, Buddy!

1711
01:19:48,048 --> 01:19:49,514
Too far.

1712
01:19:49,516 --> 01:19:51,049
Okay, so...

1713
01:19:51,051 --> 01:19:53,751
If it's not Eden,
then why am I like this?

1714
01:19:53,753 --> 01:19:54,687
- Your mom.
- It's your mom.

1715
01:19:54,689 --> 01:19:56,088
My mom.
Yeah, that makes sense.

1716
01:19:56,090 --> 01:19:58,958
I should have
put that together.

1717
01:19:58,960 --> 01:20:01,259
I'm sorry that I had
to say all that stuff.

1718
01:20:01,261 --> 01:20:03,762
But I really care about you,
and I hope that it was helpful.

1719
01:20:03,764 --> 01:20:05,830
I... I appreciate that.

1720
01:20:05,832 --> 01:20:07,165
I care about you
too, big guy.

1721
01:20:07,167 --> 01:20:08,103
Thanks.

1722
01:20:09,403 --> 01:20:10,468
You're a good man.

1723
01:20:10,470 --> 01:20:12,871
- Such a good friend.
- You make me a good man.

1724
01:20:12,873 --> 01:20:14,509
I do? Me?

1725
01:20:15,408 --> 01:20:16,545
Gross. All right.

1726
01:20:17,345 --> 01:20:18,309
I'm out of here.

1727
01:20:18,311 --> 01:20:21,315
- Where are you going?
- Out. I'm gonna...

1728
01:20:21,849 --> 01:20:23,051
I'm gonna go out.

1729
01:20:24,385 --> 01:20:25,387
All right.

1730
01:20:26,052 --> 01:20:28,954
See you later. Keep...

1731
01:20:28,956 --> 01:20:31,322
- Do you wanna have sex in his bed?
- Obviously.

1732
01:20:31,324 --> 01:20:34,526
Oh, my God.
I wanna fuck your dragon.

1733
01:20:34,528 --> 01:20:37,729
[Franklin] No, I don't like
the noodles there.

1734
01:20:37,731 --> 01:20:39,900
No, that delivery man
scares me.

1735
01:20:40,768 --> 01:20:42,304
Uh, no.

1736
01:20:42,936 --> 01:20:44,269
I don't want that.

1737
01:20:44,271 --> 01:20:46,638
I don't know, Bobby,
just fucking pick something.

1738
01:20:46,640 --> 01:20:47,942
Whatever!

1739
01:20:49,243 --> 01:20:51,346
I am so sorry...

1740
01:20:52,279 --> 01:20:53,646
that I yelled.

1741
01:20:53,648 --> 01:20:56,115
Aw, I love you, boo.

1742
01:20:56,117 --> 01:20:58,349
[giggling]
Oh, yeah.

1743
01:20:58,351 --> 01:21:00,555
Oh. Okay. Bye, bye.

1744
01:21:02,657 --> 01:21:04,555
So you're a crazy person.

1745
01:21:04,557 --> 01:21:06,357
Yeah, definitely.

1746
01:21:06,359 --> 01:21:08,126
How does Bobby
put up with that?

1747
01:21:08,128 --> 01:21:09,260
It's been seven years.

1748
01:21:09,262 --> 01:21:11,229
I let my crazy out in
such a slow trip,

1749
01:21:11,231 --> 01:21:12,964
he didn't even know
it was happening.

1750
01:21:12,966 --> 01:21:14,299
I'll see you tomorrow.

1751
01:21:14,301 --> 01:21:16,101
[both] Muah!

1752
01:21:16,103 --> 01:21:17,503
- Love you.
- Love you!

1753
01:21:17,505 --> 01:21:19,074
[laughs] Bye.

1754
01:21:37,891 --> 01:21:39,959
- Hey.
- Hey.

1755
01:21:39,961 --> 01:21:41,529
- Hey.
- [both laugh awkwardly]

1756
01:21:42,630 --> 01:21:44,065
Hey.

1757
01:21:44,597 --> 01:21:45,966
Hi. [laughs]

1758
01:21:46,533 --> 01:21:47,701
I just, um...

1759
01:21:48,435 --> 01:21:50,436
[Beck] Yeah.

1760
01:21:50,438 --> 01:21:52,274
I'm sorry I'm weird
and fucked up.

1761
01:21:56,609 --> 01:21:57,511
Um...

1762
01:21:57,944 --> 01:21:59,010
Me, too.

1763
01:21:59,012 --> 01:22:02,149
For my weird and
fucked-up-ness.

1764
01:22:12,259 --> 01:22:13,295
Uh...

1765
01:22:18,966 --> 01:22:20,368
Are you hungry?

1766
01:22:22,636 --> 01:22:24,068
Starving.

1767
01:22:24,070 --> 01:22:26,041
[gentle music]

1768
01:22:37,385 --> 01:22:38,453
All right.

1769
01:22:38,886 --> 01:22:40,152
You ready?

1770
01:22:40,154 --> 01:22:41,623
- Cheers?
- Cheers.

1771
01:22:42,722 --> 01:22:44,956
- Whoa. Are you kidding me?
- What?

1772
01:22:44,958 --> 01:22:46,825
No, no, no, no, no.
I can't let you eat that.

1773
01:22:46,827 --> 01:22:47,925
What? Why?

1774
01:22:47,927 --> 01:22:49,093
- Look at this.
- Yeah?

1775
01:22:49,095 --> 01:22:50,294
What do you call this?

1776
01:22:50,296 --> 01:22:52,263
It's a peanut butter
and jelly sandwich.

1777
01:22:52,265 --> 01:22:54,232
Okay, I hate to be
the one to tell you this,

1778
01:22:54,234 --> 01:22:57,535
but that bite right there
is going to be a disaster.

1779
01:22:57,537 --> 01:22:59,537
All right. Fair, fair. But I
was like rushing, you know.

1780
01:22:59,539 --> 01:23:01,839
So don't make me judge my peanut
butter and jelly making skills.

1781
01:23:01,841 --> 01:23:04,742
You cannot rush a peanut
butter and jelly sandwich.

1782
01:23:04,744 --> 01:23:06,077
You were done, you know.

1783
01:23:06,079 --> 01:23:08,080
I wanted to get done,
so we could be done together.

1784
01:23:08,082 --> 01:23:09,882
Aw. That's very nice.

1785
01:23:09,884 --> 01:23:12,317
But, no, I'm sorry.

1786
01:23:12,319 --> 01:23:14,486
You're gonna have to
spread that shit out.

1787
01:23:14,488 --> 01:23:16,358
- Right now?
- It's cool. I'll wait.

1788
01:23:19,726 --> 01:23:21,660
- Okay. Okay.
- Okay.

1789
01:23:21,662 --> 01:23:22,960
Thank you

1790
01:23:22,962 --> 01:23:24,595
for obliging.

1791
01:23:24,597 --> 01:23:26,033
Thank you.

1792
01:23:26,466 --> 01:23:27,299
All right.

1793
01:23:27,301 --> 01:23:29,168
It's kind of a mess.

1794
01:23:29,170 --> 01:23:30,902
I'm just gonna do that.

1795
01:23:30,904 --> 01:23:33,307
- It's gonna be better.
- Mm-hmm. Okay.

1796
01:23:34,442 --> 01:23:36,208
- Good?
- That's what I'm talking about.

1797
01:23:36,210 --> 01:23:38,509
- Better?
- Very good.

1798
01:23:38,511 --> 01:23:40,081
- Cheers?
- Cheers.

1799
01:23:47,054 --> 01:23:48,954
Okay, it is better.

1800
01:23:48,956 --> 01:23:51,426
See? I know a thing or two.

1801
01:24:05,139 --> 01:24:07,475
["All My Life" playing]

1802
01:24:11,511 --> 01:24:14,248
♪ Ooh ♪

1803
01:24:21,221 --> 01:24:22,720
[woman]
Last song of the night.

1804
01:24:22,722 --> 01:24:24,559
[man] We're gonna hit you
with some sweetness.

1805
01:24:26,260 --> 01:24:27,793
[woman]
Can you feel that?

1806
01:24:27,795 --> 01:24:30,461
[man] Mm.

1807
01:24:30,463 --> 01:24:33,165
[woman] This one's for
all of you lovers out there.

1808
01:24:33,167 --> 01:24:35,099
[man] Here we go,
here we go, here we go.

1809
01:24:35,101 --> 01:24:37,936
♪ I will never find
Another lover ♪

1810
01:24:37,938 --> 01:24:39,470
♪ Sweeter than you ♪

1811
01:24:39,472 --> 01:24:42,307
♪ Sweeter than you ♪

1812
01:24:42,309 --> 01:24:44,942
♪ And I will never find
Another lover ♪

1813
01:24:44,944 --> 01:24:47,079
♪ More precious than you ♪

1814
01:24:47,081 --> 01:24:48,580
♪ More precious than you ♪

1815
01:24:48,582 --> 01:24:51,817
♪ Girl, you are close to me
You're like my mother ♪

1816
01:24:51,819 --> 01:24:53,684
♪ Close to me
You're like my father ♪

1817
01:24:53,686 --> 01:24:55,653
♪ Close to me
You're like my sister ♪

1818
01:24:55,655 --> 01:24:57,488
♪ Close to me
You're like my brother ♪

1819
01:24:57,490 --> 01:24:58,757
♪ Brother, brother ♪

1820
01:24:58,759 --> 01:25:02,561
♪ You are the only one
My everything ♪

1821
01:25:02,563 --> 01:25:05,062
♪ And for you
This song I sing ♪

1822
01:25:05,064 --> 01:25:11,202
♪ And all my life I've prayed
for Someone like you ♪

1823
01:25:11,204 --> 01:25:12,403
[woman] That's right.

1824
01:25:12,405 --> 01:25:16,208
♪ And I thank God that I ♪

1825
01:25:16,210 --> 01:25:19,777
♪ That I finally found you ♪

1826
01:25:19,779 --> 01:25:23,447
♪ And all my life ♪

1827
01:25:23,449 --> 01:25:26,418
♪ I've prayed for
Someone like you ♪

1828
01:25:26,420 --> 01:25:32,691
♪ And I hope that you
Feel the same way, too ♪

1829
01:25:32,693 --> 01:25:34,159
[man] Hit you with that
falsetto, girl.

1830
01:25:34,161 --> 01:25:39,998
♪ Yes, I pray that
You do love me, too ♪

1831
01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:44,204
♪ I said you're all that
I'm thinking of ♪

1832
01:25:45,038 --> 01:25:46,640
♪ Ooh, I sound good ♪

1833
01:25:52,813 --> 01:25:53,946
♪ Said ♪

1834
01:25:53,948 --> 01:25:57,281
♪ I promise to never
Fall in love with a stranger ♪

1835
01:25:57,283 --> 01:26:01,352
♪ You're all I'm thinking of
I praise the Lord above ♪

1836
01:26:01,354 --> 01:26:03,354
♪ For sending me your love ♪

1837
01:26:03,356 --> 01:26:05,290
♪ I cherish every hug ♪

1838
01:26:05,292 --> 01:26:09,494
♪ I really love you ♪

1839
01:26:09,496 --> 01:26:12,496
♪ And all my life, baby, baby ♪

1840
01:26:12,498 --> 01:26:15,901
♪ I've prayed for
Someone like you ♪

1841
01:26:15,903 --> 01:26:20,539
♪ And I thank God that I ♪

1842
01:26:20,541 --> 01:26:23,875
♪ That I finally
Found you, baby ♪

1843
01:26:23,877 --> 01:26:27,012
♪ All my life ♪

1844
01:26:27,014 --> 01:26:30,415
♪ I've prayed for
Someone like you ♪

1845
01:26:30,417 --> 01:26:37,688
♪ And I hope that you
Feel the same way, too ♪

1846
01:26:37,690 --> 01:26:42,326
♪ Yes, I pray that you
Do love me ♪

1847
01:26:42,328 --> 01:26:45,597
♪ You're all that
I've ever known ♪

1848
01:26:45,599 --> 01:26:49,401
♪ When you smile, on my face
All I see is a glow ♪

1849
01:26:49,403 --> 01:26:52,271
♪ You turned my life around ♪

1850
01:26:52,273 --> 01:26:56,974
♪ You picked me up
When I was down ♪

1851
01:26:56,976 --> 01:26:59,378
♪ You're all that
I've ever known ♪

1852
01:26:59,380 --> 01:27:01,780
♪ When you smile
My face glows ♪

1853
01:27:01,782 --> 01:27:03,982
♪ You picked me up
When I was down ♪

1854
01:27:03,984 --> 01:27:06,817
♪ Say you're all that
I've ever known ♪

1855
01:27:06,819 --> 01:27:09,287
♪ When you smile
My face glows ♪

1856
01:27:09,289 --> 01:27:11,522
♪ You picked me up
When I was down ♪

1857
01:27:11,524 --> 01:27:18,863
♪ And I hope that you
Feel the same way, too ♪

1858
01:27:18,865 --> 01:27:27,138
♪ Yes, I pray that you
Do love me too ♪

1859
01:27:27,140 --> 01:27:34,513
♪ All my life, I've prayed
For someone like you ♪

1860
01:27:34,515 --> 01:27:39,116
♪ And I thank God that I ♪

1861
01:27:39,118 --> 01:27:42,286
♪ That I finally found you ♪

1862
01:27:42,288 --> 01:27:45,924
♪ And all my life ♪

1863
01:27:45,926 --> 01:27:48,826
♪ I've prayed for
Someone like you ♪

1864
01:27:48,828 --> 01:27:55,002
♪ And I hope that you
Feel the same way, too ♪

1865
01:27:57,203 --> 01:28:01,005
♪ And all my life ♪

1866
01:28:01,007 --> 01:28:03,474
♪ I've prayed for
Someone like you ♪

1867
01:28:03,476 --> 01:28:05,009
[man] Yes, you.

1868
01:28:05,011 --> 01:28:09,147
♪ And I thank God that I ♪

1869
01:28:09,149 --> 01:28:12,451
♪ That I finally found you ♪

1870
01:28:12,453 --> 01:28:15,887
♪ All my life ♪

1871
01:28:15,889 --> 01:28:18,924
♪ I've prayed for
Someone like you ♪

1872
01:28:18,926 --> 01:28:25,365
♪ Yes, I pray that you
Do love me, too ♪

1873
01:28:27,400 --> 01:28:31,001
♪ All my life ♪

1874
01:28:31,003 --> 01:28:33,638
♪ I've prayed for
Someone like you ♪

1875
01:28:33,640 --> 01:28:34,772
[man]
This is where we get quiet.

1876
01:28:34,774 --> 01:28:39,277
♪ And I thank God that I ♪

1877
01:28:39,279 --> 01:28:42,280
♪ That I finally found you ♪

1878
01:28:42,282 --> 01:28:45,884
♪ Well, all my life ♪

1879
01:28:45,886 --> 01:28:48,887
♪ I've prayed for
Someone like you ♪

1880
01:28:48,889 --> 01:28:56,064
♪ Yes, I pray that you
Do love me, too ♪

1881
01:28:56,066 --> 01:29:01,066
Subtitles by explosiveskull

1882
01:29:08,242 --> 01:29:09,944
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