Jump 138: Schlock Mercenary

Jump #138: Schlock Mercenary
I downloaded this back in thread #877. I'm not sure why it's not on the drive; the drive won't accept it, it seems. It's marked as a WIP, but missing very little. Wonder whatever happened to the author?
>Ace of Wands (The seed of a new venture - perhaps as yet unseen. An opportunity to be met with boldness, vigor, and enthusiasm.)
>Location: Free Choice (Luna)
>Identity: Drop-In, Human
>Drawbacks: Big Words (+100)
So what if I select not to use complex words? I can still get the point across. Simple English wins.
>I Speak 'Warship' Very Fluently (Free, Drop-In)
Just because I speak Simple English does not mean I am not smart enough to pilot a ship.
>Bureaucracy Bountiful (900)
Cutting through red tape is always a plus.
>Mindrip Immunity (700, Drop-In)
There are things in my mind that no one should have access to. As long as I don't let someone in, my secrets are safe.
>The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries (650)
I have always wanted to read this.
>Nanny Bags and Cryokits (600)
And this will be quite useful, both now and later.
>Dorothies (Free, Drop-In)
Just click your heels together...
>Teraport Unit (Free, Drop-In)
Oh, I like this. I am much less crazy about how it works, but I could learn a lot from studying this.
>Medical Lab (400)
Well, I need somewhere to put people back together.
>Teraport Denial Unit (300, Drop-In)
I could learn a lot from studying this, too, but in space, 100 kilometers is still close range. Still, what do you expect from a handheld thing?
>Laz'R'Us Nannies (0, Drop-In)
This goes into the 'make a discount superhero' box with what I got from Endless Legend.

I'm only vaguely familiar with this setting, but it's got some very interesting things to it. I think, however, that I'm going to try the low profile thing again - I'm sure that the human government could always use a competent researcher, however, and it means I get a look at some very, very interesting technology.