Normal Norman - Dating One-shorts (WIP: Latest 8-6-13)

And now, a collection of varied shorts influenced by the thoughts and ideas of other Normal Norman writers.

In Which Norman Dates Various Equestria Girls:

>Be dating Blue.
>You're reading a magazine when she sits next to you on the bed.
>"Should I shave my pubes?"
>You look at her, horrified.
"No! Where'd you get an idea like that?"
>"You know I'm training for the triathlon. I want to have as little hair possible when I swim cause it'll affect my speed! Plus…" she blushes, "I hear some guys like it when it's nice and smooth down there."
>The very real possibility of her gorgeous rainbow muff vanishing is in front of you now.
"It'll also affect the speed of me going down on you! Can't you just get some tight swimwear?"
>She sighs, defeated.
>"I guess."
>Sitting in silence for a moment, she looks over at you slyly as you turn a page.
>"How about you make it up to me right now, since you like them so much?"
>Looking over at her, you see that she isn't wearing her biker shorts today and she's pulled her cotton panties to the side.
>All it takes is a beckoning of her finger and you dive in.
>You spend the rest of the afternoon tasting the rainbow.



>Be dating Orange.
>Relaxing on a hill on her property with a piece of straw in your mouth.
>"Say Norman, y'all think Ah should put mah hair inta pigtails?"
>Raising an eyebrow as you picture her with it, you roll onto your side.
"Sure, try it."
>Taking off her hat, she pulls another hair tie from it and lets her ponytail down.
>Her hair is long, so she braids them as you watch her.
>The sun is low on the horizon and casts a golden-orange light on her.
>It creates a stunning effect, especially since you can pretend she's white this way.
>Finally she shakes her head and checks that they fall into place at the side of her head.
>Satisfied, she smiles at you.
>"Well, whatta ya think?"
>She looks a couple years younger.
>You shouldn't be thinking that, but the effect it's having on you is obviously making you pleased elsewhere.
"It looks really good! You're even more pretty than usual."
>You can't see her face light up, but her shy grin says it all.
>"Norman, y'all are a little flatterer ain'tcha?"
"I only speak the truth," you coolly mention.
>She puts her hat on top of yours and leans in, "C'mere."
>After climbing on top of you and you spitting out the straw, you both make out for a while.
>The sun is nearly peaking over the hills before she comes up to gaze into your eyes.
>They're at that dreamy half-open state that screams she wants you.
>She had been grinding against you and you were grabbing at her inappropriately for the last fifteen minutes, after all.
>"Ya know, we can do somethin' else with these tails, too."
"What do you mean?"
>The sound of your zipper going down clues you in.
"Oh!"
>Applejack chuckles huskily and moves down your body to undo your belt and slide your pants down a bit before fishing out Norman Jr. from your boxers.
>You don't miss a beat and grab onto her pigtails, knuckles turning white as you clench your fists from her tongue already bathing your flaccid cock and bringing it to life.
>At full mast, she looks up at you and rubs her cheek against it.
>"Gotta good grip on 'em?"
>You nod.
>"Then ya know what ta do. And don't let me come up until yer done, cowboy."
>With a wink, she opens her mouth and claims you.



>Be dating Yellow.
>Such a timid girl, you figure she would have been the freakiest person you've ever met behind closed doors.
>Unfortunately this isn't the case.
>At least, as far as you can tell.
>In fact, she may be even more shy in situations where she's alone with you.
>She's been tasked with taking care of her friend's pets while they go out of town.
>Since she volunteers at the shelter as well, she didn't want to take the time off and happily accepted the responsibility.
>The problem is that she's now a nervous wreck.
>Every day you come over, she's only wearing pajamas and her hair is out of control.
>You'd help her take care of them, but she demands that she not let them down and do it on her own.
"Please, Yellow, I want to help. I'm your boyfriend."
>"Then… could you make me a snack? I mean, if it's all right with you, that is."
"Of course! What would you like?"
>You figure out where all the things she wanted was and put them together.
>It's hard to dress up a sandwich, but doing nice things for your girlfriend makes you feel good.
>You set it out on the dining room table with a drink and wait for her.
>The sliding glass door to the backyard opens and her presence graces the doorway.
>It seems she also had time to change while you bumbled in the kitchen.
>She's wearing a green sundress that come up above her knees, and she has her knee-high boots on.
>You still wonder why those boots are in, but dismiss the idea as she comes up and gives you a brief kiss.
>It takes all of your will to stop from grabbing the shy girl by the arms and giving her a deep, passionate kiss in return.
>Fluttershy washes up quickly and comes back to you.
>She sighs as she sits down to eat, "All these animals sure are a handful. What a week!"
>After finishing her meal, she leans back in the chair.
>"So what should we do today, Norman?"
>You get up and stand behind her, setting your hands on her shoulders and starting to massage them gently.
"I can think of a few things."
>"Mm, that feels nice sweetie. Tell me what you'd like to do."
>Her head dips forward and she lets out a small moan as you snake a hand up her neck and lightly squeeze the muscles there and roll your digits over and over until you get to the base of her skull.
>Then you run your fingers through her thick, pink hair.
>She sighs happily and squeaks as you give her scalp a good rub.
"Enjoying it? I think maybe you should lie down and I can do even better."
>Nodding, you take her by the hand and go to her bedroom.
>You instruct her to sprawl out on her bed and you sit at her side as she gets comfortable.
>She looks up at you with pleading eyes, "Make me feel good all over?"
>Back to her neck and shoulders, you start to go deeper with your hands.
>The shivers and moan she lets out are starting to get to you, and you move about constantly to get your erection in a better position.
>"Are you okay, baby?"
"Yeah, just a little… excited, heh."
>She doesn't say anything for a while as you continue.
>Suddenly, however, she pushes up on her elbows and slips down the straps to her dress.
>"You can t-take off my clothes, if you'd like."
>All these invitations today, you can't help but wonder if this massage is turning her on as much as you.
>Stripped naked, your hands wander much more than before.
>After kneading her lower back, you proceed down further and take it to her rear.
>More high-pitched whines as you mash together and spread her butt.
>She has a cute little asshole and you can see that she is indeed in the mood.
>Her backside moves up towards you, her wet slit looks very inviting.
>You let your thumb grace it, sending an electric shock through her.
>Between all this attention on her body and now down in her undercarriage, she looks back at you with an expression that says she's expecting you to get her off now.
>Pushing your thumb against her harder, you give her the attention she's demanding.
>"Hahhh!" Fluttershy heaves a collection of pants and voiced sighs, unable to form words as she pushes her face into her pillow.
>It almost sounds like she's making an erotic song.
>A soundtrack for you to pleasure her to.
>Letting your index finger slip inside, she shudders.
>Her insides are slick, but stick to your finger as you work it in and out due to her tightness.
>While you finger her gash, you lean in to her ass since it's right near your face.
>She hasn't taken a shower yet, so she's still fragrant.
>It's not off-putting though, and your tongue slides over her pucker without a second thought.
>Yellow pushes her butt to your mouth and you can see her tense up, grabbing the bedsheets and curling her toes.
>"Norman! Doesn't that taste bad? I haven't showered all day!"
>You answer her by pushing your tongue into her sphincter.
>Her only response is a long 'oooh' as you toss her salad and finger her to your third knuckle.
>"Another finger, if that's okay..."
>The middle finger dips in and makes friends with your index and her clingy walls.
>Her butthole keeps clenching and pushing your tongue out as your fingers bottom out.
>Finally, you admire your work.
>Her whole backside and frontside is soaked.
>she's writhing on the bed and moving her hips towards you for more, clearly very horny.
>"W-what's next, mm?"
>The way her breath comes out excitedly makes your dick twitch and you join her in being nude.
>"I don't have any condoms, but I started taking birth control when we started dating, so…"
>Fluttershy reaches back and spreads herself as wide as she can, "…pick whatever hole you want, sweetie."
>Hearing your innocent girlfriend speaking like a slut has your cock throbbing now and you lean over her, teasing the entrance to her pussy with your tip.
>She coos back at you and wiggles her butt a little, rocking back and forth instinctively to try to get you to enter her.
>You don't let her wait too long and she cries out happily as you push the slick head of your shaft inside.
>Her insides feel great wrapped around you and that tugging feeling of her tightness makes it feel like they're stroking you expertly.
>She's drooling onto her bed now and starting to push back against you.
>Suddenly, she starts whining.
>Not in a way to make you stop but rather some unnatural way.
>Grunting between thrusts, you pull her hair back to get a look at her face.
"Are you okay, baby?"
>She's panting now.
>"I'm your b-bitch, Norman!"
>What the-
>She barks, loudly.
>It doesn't make you put the brakes on yet, in fact you're curious.
"Speak, girl."
>She barks again.
>You shove her head against the mattress and fuck her harder than before.
"Good girl."
>She panting and whining wildly now, probably waiting for your next command.
>You give her a nice, hard spank and she cries out another loud bark.
>It's always the quiet ones.
>The thrill of her role-play has put you near your limit.
"Ready for a treat, girl?"
>She barks twice and louder than before.
>Wiping the sweat from your forehead, you grab both of her hips and slam into her until you fill her insides with her treat.
>She arches her back and lifts her head to howl happily as your seed works it way into her.
>You pull out carefully and then move to lie down on her bed.
>Joining you by curling up next to you, you spend the next few moments petting her until you pass out to her licking your face.