Anon and the Queen - Short 4 - Bored Mare Long Sword

>"...and then there is your afternoon bath. Then you are due to meet the king of the newly founded Daemon City. Finally--"
"Jeevis?"
>"Oh? Yes, my queen?"
"Why has everything been so dreadfully boring lately?"
>"I'm sorry, but could you clarify?"
"I have everything I thought I wanted, a kingdom, a potential suitor whom I find interesting enough not to kill, a world who both respects and fears me.. yet I don't feel satisfied. Why? What is missing?"
>"Hmm.. I couldn't answer that for you, my queen, even though I dearly want to. You're the only pony who knows what she wants."
"But that is it! I don't know what I want. I thought I did, but it seems that I am even a mystery to myself sometimes."
>The silence between your most trusted advisor and you only adds to your uneasiness and overwhelming boredom
>Maybe the reason you feel the way you do is because..
>Because..
>Because?..
>..
>After a moment of failed introspection, hoping to find an answer that would satisfy you, you sigh and tell Jeevis
"Cancel all of my appointments today, I don't feel like humoring them at the moment. I'm going to go play with my Anonymous; maybe that will cheer me up."
>"Do you believe that to be a wise decision, my queen? The daemons have traveled a long way to meet with you and will likely take your cancellation as a grave insult."
"Bah! I could care less what they think is what. If they get annoyed over my queenly decision, then I'll declare war on their city and have them executed as prisoners of war. Then they won't be annoyed anymore."
>"As always, your wisdom is beyond normal pony comprehension."
>You puff out your chest in pride and grin in playful delight
"Yep, I'm the best queen ever. Now, if you don't have any more to gripe or be sarcastic about, I shall go grace my favorite future husband with my presence."
>"Yes yes. You go have fun with that."
"That's what I am hoping to accomplish."
>...

>Be Anonymous
>The evil queen who is holding you prisoner is once again toying with you in the most incomprehensible way
>After coming into your cell, apparently watching you without your knowledge while you were changing, she tried seducing you in the strangest way you had ever seen--..
>"Oh Anon~! You sure are big, but I can be bigger. For you~."
>..--which was, of course, greeted by a show of your manly bravado upon realizing that she walked in while you were completely naked--..
"KYAAAAAAA!!"
>..--with you then proceeding to cover up your crotch and chest areas while she watched with an upraised eyebrow, biting her lip and smiling at the sight
>It truly was the scariest thing to have started the morning off with
>After that whole incident, though, you were taken along with the queen to some sort of ruined stadium located a few miles out of the prison
>As much as you wanted to try to find a chance to make a break for freedom, the odds of you outrunning the currently most powerful entity in all of Equestria with teleportation powers did not equate the risk of what she may do to you once she caught you
>And now here you stand, facing her on one side of the arena with her on the other
>*CLANG*
>Huh?
>With a sudden teleportation spell from the queen the holy sword Celestia had created fell before your feet
>"Pick it up."
"What? Is there another monster here that you want me to slay? What's going on?"
>"Pick.. it.. up."
>The usually levity filled tone you had become familiar with was nowhere present in the queen's tone
>Instead, she both looked and sounded grim; a sight that chilled you to the bone
>As you slowly pick up the sword, a feeling of dread overcomes you as you realize that, from her stance and the positions you two were standing in, your opponent was likely going to be her
>"Unsheathe your weapon, Anonymous."
"Y-You can't be serious. W-Why?"
>Even though it sounds silly, especially to you, the thought that she was about to fight you felt a little unbelievable
>For the last couple of months, ever since you met her during that final boss battle (in which she was the boss), she had never showed any true form of hostility or animosity towards you
>Right now she felt.. different.. much more scary than she had ever been before
>"Are you going to make your queen wait? Is your vow not to kill me for that alicorn princess? I'm giving you another chance now, so do it."
>While that's the truth, and you wish to be able to fulfill your promise to Princess Celestia, you can't seem to draw your blade
>..your hand is shaking too much
>YOU are shaking too much
>As much as you feel ashamed to admit it, you are terrified of staring death straight in the face.. you don't want to do this..
>You don't want to die
>"Oh.. Are you scared of me, Anon~?"
>Realizing you are frozen in place, terrified and shaking from the weight of her presence, the queen changes her serious and battle-ready stance back into one of playful joy; her unsmiling expression being replaced with her normally silly one
>This slightly calms you down, and, while you still are frozen in place, causes you to stop shaking
>"Oh Nonny-Wonny~. I'm sorry if I scared you~."
>She walks towards you as she says this, causing your body to relax as you continue to grip onto your sword
>"We'll just go back to the prison, have some delicious cake, pretend this never happened,.."
>As she reaches you, she floats herself up towards your ear and whispers gently into it
>"..and execute every last one of the prisoners, using their corpses for artillery ammunition as we march together into the Princess's last line of defense and mount her head on a pike right before your eyes."
>The sudden bone-chilling whisper in your ear, along with the threat towards your beloved princess, causes you to draw your sword and slice towards the queen as you attempt to back away from her
>The sword, as expected, completely misses its mark as she just teleports back to the other side of the arena
>"Oh~! There's the hyooman I fell in love with! Such vigor, such energy, such.."
>She drools and shivers as she looks at you holding your sword in defense
>"..fun!"
"What do you want?! Why now?!"
>"Does it matter? Let's just have some fun together~."
>Grrr..
>Against your will, you throw yourself at the queen and start swinging wildly, trying to hit her with everything you've got
>But each swing brings nothing but miss after miss
>"Remember, I'm going to end this war and kill the princess if you can't stop me here~! Fight like you mean it!"
>Her face twists in pleasure and delight as you constantly strike towards her, as if she were receiving the most pleasant of massages
>"Yes~! It's so good~! What you lack in technique, you make up in effort~. Harder! Try harder! Pierce me with your sword~!"
"Will you shut up?!"
>"Mmmmmmph~!"
>As she contorts her body, twitching as if being shocked by an electrical current, one of your blows actually lands
"YES!"
>Your sword cleaves her in half and her body falls, in two pieces, to the ground
>It disappears as suddenly as it hits the ground though, revealing itself to just be an illusion, as her real body shows up behind where you sliced
>She is making an ahegao face as her body continues to twitch in ecstasy of your two's 'fight'.. if it can really be called that
>"Oh yes~! Fight me! Kill me! Please~!"
"Y-You're fucking insane!"
>As you yell at her, she falls to the ground and raises her hind quarters as she bites into the dirt while letting out a sudden shrieking moan
>"AAAAAAAHHHH~!"
>You raise your sword above your head and chop down towards her back
>As soon as your blade is about an inch away, though, a sudden burst of a black magic aura erupts out from her horn and snaps your blade in two
"OOOH NOOOO!!!"
>"Oh yeah~.."
>You channel your inner Joseph Joestar, as the one tool you had that could ever even hope to defeat this monster is shattered by the sudden discharge from the queen's horn
"OH MY GOD! HOLY SHIT! SON OF A BITCH!"
>A few moments pass, as you fall to your knees and stare at your broken blade in astonishment, before the queen, who has recovered from her unexplained spasms on the ground, stands up and licks her lips with a satisfied look on her face
>"Oh Anon~. That was great~! You completely finished me. I'm so defeated~."
"N-No, wait.. what?"
>"As promised, I'll hold back my forces from delivering the final blow to Celestia."
"B-But I.. You.. M-My sword?!"
>"Thank you so much for showing me such a great time, you stallion of stallions~."
>The queen walks over to your kneeling form and gives you a peck on the cheek, before whispering into your ear while rubbing your chest with her hoof
>"I'll think about you tonight~."
"Wha-- errr--"
>You shiver as she tantalizingly licks the inside of your ear after finishing her sentence
>She then teleports away, leaving you confused and clutching your moist ear while blushing
>A few minutes later, a couple prison guard ponies walk up to you
>"The queen has designated us to escort you back to the prison. Please come with us."
>...
>That night you dreamed of many things.. things you really hate yourself for fantasizing about
>Things that make you mentally apologize profusely to the princess you are sworn to..

- END OF SHORT 4 -