Mathematics And Magic(REWRITE)

>Floating
>That is what you are currently feeling
>Floating in a dark expanse of never ending cold
>Your chest hurts
>You know why
>It has to do with something
>Something essential
>You need to
>To
>To...
>You need to Breath!

A.)Take a breath
B.) Don't take a breath

A.)Take a Breath

>You inhale and smell the air
>The warm smell of the sunlight, the earthy tones of the ground, the sharp smells of the plants
>It's quite relaxing
>Opening your eyes you are blinded by the bright light
>So this is what the sun looks like.
>It is too bright to look at directly
>But at the same time it provides warmth to your whole body
>It also hurts your eyes to look directly at it
>You hate the sun
>Covering your face you rub your eyes to get those spots away!
>After rubbing the spots away you look at yourself
>There is a name tag on your right pectoral

What is your name?

>Your name...
>You remember now!
>It's Anonymous!
>You remember your name and not because it says so on your name tag!
>Your father named you after a group of people that used to be cool
>He used to say the were the feared but respected final boss of the internet!
>Then they slowly became faggots
>Anyway you look around
>You appear to be in a crater
>A big one at that!
>Did you cause this?
>...
>Nah probably not
>You walk over to one side of the crater and climb out.
>Wow you are in...

What environment are you in?

A deciduous forest
A rain forest
A desert
A plateau
A group of Mountains
A large flat plains

>A bunch of mountains...
>You guess it could have been worse
>It could have been a desert
>Or a rain forest
>You begin to climb to the top of the mountain to see what you could see
>A stream trickles softly
>The birds are singing their songs
>The wind is howling
>The sky is clear
>You see a small reflection
>A pool of water maybe?
>You change your direction and walk towards the water
>You look into the water and see your reflection
>You look like an ordinary man
>Normal jawline, normal ears, normal nose, normal cheeks
>The only thing abnormal bout you is your outfit
>You would expect this kind of outfit on a

This next choice decides your clothes and what you are carrying with you
you will decide Anon's Previous Profession

An Engineer
A Doctor
A Lumberjack
A Miner
A Construction worker
A Scientist
A Hunter/Trapper
A Plumber
A Factory worker

>These clothes look like they would belong to an engineer
>That must have been your job
>An engineer
>You remember now
>You were working on a new project
>Pope We Wuz II wanted a new crack vent for his pyramid space ship
>Wait nope that was just propaganda
>You were actually working on a new park for your city
>Looking down at your shoes you realize something
>You have no clue where you are
>Reaching into your pockets you begin to pull out whatever knick knacks you could find
>A pen
>A small notepad
>A lighter
>A pack of Cigarettes
>A multi-tool
>A Prepaid cellphone
>A wallet with your drivers license, a debit card, and a membership card for Shakey's Pizza
>Cell phone!
>You can call for help with this!
>Opening it up you see something you were hoping wasn't true
>You dread this
>Looking at the time you see it says 2:53 pm
>You are late for work!
>Your boss must be mad at you
>Oh there is also no signal
>That's alright with you
>You were almost out of minutes anyway
>The top of the mountain was your previous destination
>Lets go that way then
>Picking up your trinkets and yourself you walk up the mountain.

Health */* Energy 18/20 Hunger 15/20 Thirst 10/20 Armor 0/50
-2 Energy for climbing the mountain

>Reaching the top of the mountain you take a look around
>The compass on your phone points north at all times
>To the north west is a jungle that stretches to the north east
>To the west is a Deciduous Forest
>South of you appears to be a massive swamp
>East of you, a flat expanse of sand grass, and rocks form a plateau
>To the North east you can also see more mountains.
>A growling sound emanates from nearby
>Now you are normally a calm and very collected person
>That growling set you on edge
>You don't know where it came from but it must have been close
>You can't fight this
>Your throat is dry and you fell pain in your gut
>You don' know why but you have a sne-
~growl~
>You look down at your stomach
>That's where the growling was coming from!
>You must be hungry
>Now where would be the best spot to look for food?

A). The pond you were at earlier
B.) the Jungle
C.) The Forest
D.) the Swamp

A.) The Pond

Walking down the mountain was easier than going up the mountain -1 energy -1 hunger -1 thirst

>Your walk back to the pond was uneventful
>You saw a few birds, Saw a bug, watched a cloud move in front of the sun
>Pretty uneventful
>As the pond comes into sight you notice something odd in the water
>Every so often you would see a ripple appear near the surface
>It was a slight ripple, one that most people wouldn't catch
>But you aren't most people
>The water rippled again as you approached this time a small bug disappearing from the surface, never to return
>Approaching the edge you are careful not to disturb the water, lest whatever hides in the pond decide you are its next meal
>You carefully peer into the pond without moving your head over it
>Its a fish
>A brightly colored fish
>The fish was white, with orange patches on the back
"Koi fish" You breath out, being worried for nothing wasn't fun
>You cup your hands and decide to drink from the water
>It was cold like water should be, but it had a taste to it
>Now you are no scientist but you know that water should NOT have a flavor
>This water tasted like dirt and was brown in coloration
>You look at the pond a realize that you must have disturbed the silt while taking a drink
>No matter you try again, this time more successful
>You look at the fish in the pond one last time before standing up and walking back down the mountain

Drinking from the stream has helped tremendously with your thirst problem! Thirst restored!

Health */* Energy 17/20 Hunger 14/20 Thirst 20/20 Armor 0/50

>As you continue your exploration of the mountain you begin to head east.
>The rocks and gravel soon give way to a jungle that seeks to tangle you with every step
>You trudge on with your Dr Martins through the leaves, roots, and fallen trees
>You can barely see the blue sky through the thick canopy above you
>No matter though, you are happy and that is what matters
>Humming a little tune to yourself as you walk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7q_12tYZdA [Embed] [ Van Halen - Jump]
>Ahead of you you see what looks like a clearing
>You head toward it to find a tree
>The tree has dark red fruit and spear shaped leaves
>You approach the tree and decide to take a few of the tiny fruits for later
>The clearing around the tree seems strange to you though
>Almost as if the animals won't eat the fruit of the tree
>Weird, but for you it's beneficial
>Taking a fruit you put it in your mouth and bite down
>It crunches like a pepper and tastes like watermelon and hibiscus at the same time.
>These fruits are GOOD
>Grabbing as many as you can you stuff them into your pockets for later
>Fairly soon you have to move around to the other side of the tree to get more fruit as you ate most of the cherries and stuffed only a small handful into your pockets
>As you continue to stuff your face with the delicious fruit, you don't see the object that causes you to trip

Coffee Fruit added to Pockets
Hunger and thirst restored

The fall caused you to scrape your knee!
-1 health
The caffeine in the coffee fruit causes you to become hyper! +5 energy
Health 19/20 Energy 23/20* Hunger 18/20 Thirst 20/20 Armor 0/50

>Your face hits the dirt and the fruit falls from your hands
>You can feel a tear in your pants but that is irrelevant
>You are MAD
>You dropped your fruit!
>You stand up to asses the damage
>The delicious fruit is smeared all over your chest and pants
>You reach into your pockets and find a squishy mess of what was left of the delicious watermelon-hibiscus cherries
>You look over to see what tripped you
>A smooth wooden handle sticks out of the ground
>You slowly inch closer to the polished wood
>Grabbing the handle you begin to pull the tool out of the ground
>One tug
>Two tugs
>Three tugs
>Four tugs...
>Yeah this isn't working
>Maybe there is a different approach?

# Objective#
Get the tool out of the ground
#Secondary Objective#
Get more fruit and try to identify it

*Too much energy, you can't sleep until you burn it off!

>Maybe if you tried digging part of the tool out before you pulled that might work
>But what to dig with?
>You don't have a shovel on you, and you doubt you could find one around here
>Maybe if you used your knife?
>Maybe you have something on your multi-tool you could use?
>Pulling out your tool you look at all the screw heads
>Maybe the slot head could be used as a shovel?
"Fuck it"
>You exhale
"Lets see what happens"
>Putting the Driver head into the slot you stab the driver into the dirt and begin to dig
>You make a bit of progress but it is still not enough.
>You brush the excess dirt off your tool and stand up
>Maybe there is something better nearby?
>You look around and see a few things that could be used as a tool.
>A stick, the vines on the watermelon-hibiscus plant, a spiral shell, some tree resin, and a slab of bark
>Maybe you could make a better digging tool

A.)Pickaxe
B.)Trowel
C.)Shovel
D.)Mattock

>You need a mattock
>Taking the stick you break off a third of its length to get a handle
>The shell could be turned into a blade and a point
>Taking the shell you use your multi-tool to break off a large scoop
>Slowly shaving and chipping off parts of the shell until you have a blade you set that to the side
>The rest of the shell is chipped at until you have a spike
>The spike is spiral and slightly crooked
>You cut a v shape one one end of the stick, and smear tree resin into it
>Carefully placing the blade and spike into the cut you bind it with vines
>Finally the reinforcements
>You take the slab of wood and slowly drill a hole in it with your knife
>After that you slip the hole over the stick and slide it up until you reach the blade and spike
>Sealing the hole with resin you bind the blade and spike to the wood slab, creating your tool
>Your mattock is finished!
>Taking a few practice swings you conclude that it is flimsy and will break if you strike a tree too hard.
>But that doesn't matter
>Walking back over to the handle you stab the blade into the ground, pulling up a clump of dirt
>It digs faster than your screw drivers that's for sure!