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- Anti-Hero! Theme Song
- Anti-Hero!
- He's action-packed today
- Anti-Hero!
- He never tries to betray
- Anti-Hero!
- He'll never go astray
- Anti-Hero!
- He's going to save the day, HOORAY!!
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- (The episode starts with it being winter time)
- (A.H opens the door)
- A.H: Sorry I was late, I was hanging out with the goopies at the bar.
- Brooks: With the what at the what?!
- (A.H starts shivering)
- Brooks: Oh no, I forgot to give you guys hot chocolate!
- Nelly: Hmmmm, hot chocolate, from the coco beans
- (Brooks hands out hot chocolate to everyone)
- A.H: I would've preferred more sugar, sugar.
- Brooks: Excuse me?
- (A.H drinks the hot chocolate)
- A.H: Oh my golly gallery goodness, this is delicious, I need more!
- Brooks: You don't need more.
- A.H: Then I want more!
- Brooks: You're not having any more chocolate because it's unhealthy.
- A.H: You've seen me grinding a video game for 3 weeks non-stop and I'm in a healthy state.
- Brooks: Look, you can't have any more so stop whining.
- A.H: Yeah, you're right, I shouldn't ask you anymore.
- Brooks: You strangely took that well...
- (Brooks goes into the living room)
- A.H: Because I'm going to help myself.
- (A.H sneaks away and goes to a shop)
- A.H: I want to purchase this hot chocolate product.
- Cashier: Do you have a credit card?
- A.H: I could've stole Brooks', but I guess I missed that opportunity.
- Cashier: Do you at least have any money with you?
- A.H: I spent them all at the bar, it was worth it though.
- (The cashier kicks A.H out)
- A.H: Do you know who you're talking to?! The guy who singlehandedly hanged out with every girl in TOWN!!
- ???: Psss, do you want some hot chocolate.
- A.H: Yes, mysterious voice in the alley way!
- ???: Here you go.
- A.H: It looks moldy...
- ???: The kale gives it that added flavor.
- A.H: Nice
- (He drinks it and spits it out)
- A.H: BLURGHH, I forgot to put MY flavor in it!
- (The chocolate spit puddle forms into a toxic chocolate monster and starts destroying the entire town, it starts trapping the citizens in chocolate cages, especially Nelly and Jace, who were walking through the town)
- Nelly: I smell radioactive coco beans
- Jace: I preferred to lick a white chocolate cage
- Citizen #1: A.H, free us from this delicious horror!
- A.H: If anything, you should be yelling at the alley guy.
- ???: I was just trying to make a harmless business. Now it's time for my next location!
- (He calls a taxi, the taxi arrives and takes him away)
- A.H: Brooks, you can eat that chocolate monster, right?
- (Brooks walks in)
- Brooks: Why would I go against MY own words, you liked the hot chocolate, why can't you do it?
- (The monster grabs Brooks)
- Brooks: Just my luck.
- A.H: Now you HAVE to eat it!
- Brooks: Sigh
- (Brooks eats the monster and frees everyone from the cages)
- Nelly: Whoo-hoo! I'm free!
- Jace: I preferred.... to lick a white chocolate cage
- Brooks: You're welc-
- (Brooks collapses and wakes up in hospital)
- Brooks: ughh, doc, what happened?
- Doctor: You're not having any more chocolate because it's unhealthy.
- (A.H starts pointing and laughing at Brooks)
- A.H: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!! "Why would I go against MY own words" you say? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
- Brooks: Shut up
- (Episode ends)
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