Everything that's wrong with UMF

- It's a joke
- They claim their bullshit street edge krav maga and kung fu will save you in the street or against an armed robber
- The coaches are overweight
- When you have a certification list that drops off the page, you know they're legit (not!)
- They don't do casuals (they want to lock you in before you discover their full of shit)
- They claim that you can break free from zip ties with shoe laces (they will teach you this)
- Offer free women's self-defence where women can go and learn some non-effective techniques that are only going to piss someone off more than it will defend them (a little bit of knowledge can be worse than none at all)
- They attend one comp, so post the shit out of it and promote it so everyone knows (like get over it)
- There's plenty more but I just can't think, i'm overwhelmed with the ridiculousness
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- I will continue to update this list


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