Callum Aurora and Jake

* Jake_Brandt is pissed the hell off, who the hell does that kid think he is, exploding the park.

Jake_Brandt
(Remember the Day 0 post Renew?)

Aurora_Surma
(I read it)
Jake_Brandt
(Consider it like a reinvention.)

Aurora_Surma
(I don't get it but alright)

Jake_Brandt
(I'll have to make it clearer.)

* Jake_Brandt pulls open the warehouse door.
* Aurora_Surma is sitting close to Callum

Jake_Brandt
"Aurora? What are you doing with him?"

* Aurora_Surma stands up

Aurora_Surma
"Jacob? What are YOU doing here?"

Jake_Brandt
"What do you think, this kid just blew up the fucking PARK of all places!"

Aurora_Surma
"Callum has had a horrible day, ok? He didn't mean to kill anyone!"

Callum_Heyes
"o gewd soe evri won en da fuken worldh noes wear eye am nd wat eye did"

Aurora_Surma
"Seems like it..."

Jake_Brandt
"Ughh... of course he didn't, he was mixing all the wrong chemicals. That was my favorite park, you know."
"And secondly, Aurora, I prefer the name 'Jake.' "

Aurora_Surma
"..."

Jake_Brandt
"You aren't the only one whose changed."

Aurora_Surma
"So did you come here just to yell at Callum? He doesn't need that right now."
"Also, what do you mean by that?"

Jake_Brandt
"You're right, I suppose nothing I do can change the fact that he killed 20 or so people."

Callum_Heyes
"wat kynd ov fuken scool hes da cemicels to bloh up ay focken pahrk"

Aurora_Surma
"I don't know..."

Jake_Brandt
"Every school, you just have to be enough of a blunderhead to mix them all together."

* Jake_Brandt sighs and plants his face in both hands.

Callum_Heyes
"wel can u fok ov ef ur jusht gona b en ashowle"
"kindah nowt en da mood"

* Jake_Brandt stares at him blankly.

Aurora_Surma
"You should go."

Jake_Brandt
"Well either way, it's nice being able to talk to you again Aurora."

Callum_Heyes
"u no da wae owt"

Aurora_Surma
"Whatever..."

Jake_Brandt
"Considering you left me high and dry,"

Aurora_Surma
"What?"

Jake_Brandt
"You really don't understand how long it has been, have you?"

* Jake_Brandt just sighs and starts walking out.

Callum_Heyes
"wat en ashowl"

* Aurora_Surma gives Jake a confused and angry look
* Jake_Brandt has left the building

Aurora_Surma
(end?)

***LE FIN***
***EPILOGUE***

* Jake_Brandt comes back inside and pulls out his gun

Jake_Brandt
roll 1d20 to shoot Callum in face
`DM
Jake_Brandt rolled 1d20 to shoot Callum in face [ 1d20=7 ]{7}

Callum_Heyes
"o noe"
dash over and begin the strangulation
roll 1d20+5
`DM
Callum_Heyes rolled 1d20+5 [ 1d20=10 ]{15}

Aurora_Surma
"You can't hit shit"
Aurora swings her sword at Jake
roll 1d20+2
`DM
Aurora_Surma rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=4 ]{6}

Callum_Heyes
"u foken suk ora"

Jake_Brandt
**It backfires and hits Jacob in the face, killing him instantly.**

Callum_Heyes
"O GEWD ANODA BODI"
"COOD DIS DAE GET NE BETAH"
"EYE DOWNT TINK SOE"

* Aurora_Surma starts to cry silently next to Jake's body

*GUN IS NOW AT ECHELADDER RUNG 2: People don't kill people, Guns do.*

Aurora_Surma
I have to go

* Archive applies palm to face

Aurora_Surma
pastebin this and stuff

Callum_Heyes
*It however has no need nor space for the incoming boondollars so they fall down on the ground in front of callum
Covering the body in sweet sweet money

* Nos_The_Person proceeds to flip the fuck out

* Archive applies both palms to face
* Jake_Brandt shoot the gun backwards

Archive
You fail to shoot the gun backwards, as you can't turn back time

* Jake_Brandt shot the gun backwards

Archive
Nobody can, and it's such a preposterous idea that you can't even believe that you thought of it
You proceed to blow up your face. Again.

Jake_Brandt
"FUCK YOU GUYS, I'M AN OWL."

* Jake_Brandt turns into Terry_Hoots
ⓘ Jake_Brandt is now known as Terry_Hoots
ⓘ Archive is now known as Tarane
* Tarane very calmly shoots Terry

Tarane
roll 1d20+4
`DM
Tarane rolled 1d20+4 [ 1d20=3 ]{7}

* Nos_The_Person tries to shoot Terry down
* Terry_Hoots dies anyway, as he shot himself in the face two times previously.

Nos_The_Person
Roll 1d20
`DM
Nos_The_Person rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=4 ]{4}

Tarane
roll 1d20+4 damn you dice
`DM
Tarane rolled 1d20+4 damn you dice [ 1d20=13 ]{17}

Nos_The_Person
Fuck you anyway bird

Tarane
roll 2d6+4 damage
`DM
Tarane rolled 2d6+4 damage [ 2d6=5 ]{9}

Tarane
Bluh. Close enough
Nos_The_Person
Hoot hoot motherfucker
* Nos_The_Person stomps the shit out of the dead corpse