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- [08:18:23] CFL RIGHT NOW opened memo on board SBARGV2 PUPPYMETEOR.
- [08:18:47] CURRENT shinyJiggly [CSJ] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- [08:18:47] -- CURRENT shinyJiggly [CSJ] flies towards the meteor --
- [08:18:58] CURRENT creeperPuncher [CCP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- [08:18:58] -- CURRENT creeperPuncher [CCP] overbikes his way there --
- [08:19:02] CURRENT slothfulLunchmeat [CSL] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- [08:19:02] -- CURRENT slothfulLunchmeat [CSL] [MUFFLED SID CHIP IN THE DISTANCE] --
- [08:19:26] CURRENT cruX [CCX] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- [08:19:26] -- CURRENT cruX [CCX] is blankly staring at the door. --
- [08:19:47] -- CURRENT shinyJiggly [CSJ] lands... somewhere? how much landing space even is there? --
- [08:20:02] -- CURRENT creeperPuncher [CCP] lands and heads inside, faintly smelling Crux and FL's trail --
- [08:20:25] -- CURRENT creeperPuncher [CCP] //SJ, it's a meteor. so probably however much there is at a place like Ornis' lab. --
- [08:20:50] -- CURRENT slothfulLunchmeat [CSL] detects any signs of natural life coming from the zombie puppy - basically is he actually undead or does he just have a rage virus? --
- [08:21:09] -- CURRENT frozenLake [CFL] // Not even a rage virus, just an overreacting FL. --
- [08:21:14] -- CURRENT creeperPuncher [CCP] has Copland scanning for the same kind of thing --
- [08:21:21] -- CURRENT creeperPuncher [CCP] as well as life signs in general --
- [08:21:32] -- CURRENT frozenLake [CFL] // 50 lifesigns detected. --
- [08:21:34] CSL: ((oh my god))
- [08:21:46] -- CURRENT frozenLake [CFL] // 49 of them are dogs --
- [08:21:55] CSL: ...well the puppy's alive i can tell that much
- [08:22:05] CCP: :O
- [08:22:16] CCP: Crux is still alive?! :D
- [08:22:18] -- CURRENT slothfulLunchmeat [CSL] only detects that it is not undead --
- [08:22:21] CSJ: wait... really? ➜
- [08:22:26] CSL: might be like a rage virus situation
- [08:22:36] CSL: and i already revived crux once so
- [08:22:39] CSL: be careful
- [08:22:58] -- CURRENT creeperPuncher [CCP] follows the one human life sign that isn't SJ or SL, looking for FL and his closet --
- [08:23:29] -- CURRENT frozenLake [CFL] is in a closet, with Crux outside... wait, why are all the other dogs closing in on the location? --
- [08:24:00] CCP: hello? FL? Crux? you guys in here somewhere?
- [08:24:15] -- CURRENT slothfulLunchmeat [CSL] looks at a screen on Copland if there is one and sees the converging doges --
- [08:24:26] CSL: fuck resident evil warned us about this
- [08:24:42] -- CURRENT cruX [CCX] turns around, to look at CP... one of the eyes is blank, the other one staring directly at CP. --
- [08:24:49] CCP: ...I haven't played that...
- [08:24:59] CCX: "...kim... kimura?"
- [08:24:59] -- CURRENT creeperPuncher [CCP] looks at Crux, doing a double take --
- [08:25:02] CSJ: me neither... ➜
- [08:25:16] CSL: ...kim, youre gonna need to translate
- [08:25:16] -- CURRENT creeperPuncher [CCP] "...hello there?" --
- [08:25:37] -- CURRENT cruX [CCX] // CP, do you remember the odd double reading Crux gave off back on the ship? --
- [08:25:40] CCP: yeah SL, I know. I think he's confused.
- [08:25:47] -- CURRENT creeperPuncher [CCP] //yes. --
- [08:26:03] -- CURRENT creeperPuncher [CCP] //........plot twist: realized. --
- [08:26:08] -- CURRENT cruX [CCX] // And there is currently only /one/ reading coming from Crux. --
- [08:26:28] CCX: "...why is Charlie in the closet?"
- [08:26:56] -- CURRENT slothfulLunchmeat [CSL] would make a gay joke if he could understand barks --
- [08:27:15] -- CURRENT creeperPuncher [CCP] "uh... because he's freaking out for some reason?" --
- [08:27:24] -- CURRENT creeperPuncher [CCP] //strangemindsthinkalike.jpg --
- [08:27:43] -- CURRENT shinyJiggly [CSJ] is just standing there pretty much --
- [08:27:53] CCP: hey FL, it's, uh, safe out here I think...
- [08:28:07] CCX: "I know I passed out... but... Its kinda fuzzy."
- [08:28:27] CFL: HOW DO I KNOW YOU HAVEN'T BEEN INFECTED
- [08:28:43] CCX: "...I think hes lost it."
- [08:28:51] CSL: do we sound like zombies you fuck
- [08:29:18] CFL: Have you ever heard real zombies?!
- [08:29:21] CFL: NO!
- [08:29:30] CSJ: have you ever heard real zombies? ➜
- [08:29:36] CFL: no.
- [08:29:42] CFL: but they could sound like anything
- [08:29:48] CCP: well, I know I /haven't and can't/ be infected by zombie, because of Feeling Fine...
- [08:29:51] -- CURRENT shinyJiggly [CSJ] facepalms --
- [08:30:10] CFL: ...Has Crux bitten you?
- [08:30:19] CSL: if i was a zombie i would have bionic pulled that door off and beaten you to death with it already
- [08:30:22] CSL: come out
- [08:30:29] CFL: ...
- [08:30:36] CSJ: pretty nobody's gotten bitten. ➜
- [08:30:37] CCP: ...uh, no. in fact, he looks like he's still alive, though with only one life sign instead of two.
- [08:30:43] -- CURRENT frozenLake [CFL] slowly opens the door. --
- [08:30:49] CSL: ...he had 2?
- [08:31:06] CSJ: waitwhat??? ➜
- [08:31:13] -- CURRENT frozenLake [CFL] has a mop on his head. --
- [08:31:20] -- CURRENT creeperPuncher [CCP] does a quick stats-scan on Crux, looking specifically for any status effects --
- [08:32:21] CCP: yeah, uh... remember when we were evacuating lands the day of the Reckoning?
- [08:32:25] -- CURRENT frozenLake [CFL] // Status Effects: None. --
- [08:32:47] CCP: well, before I took off from a land, I'd do a sweep for any stray life signs of consorts or others...
- [08:33:08] CCP: but when we were about to take off from LoSaCrystal, Crux was apparently giving off two life signs.
- [08:33:30] CSL: was exdeath living in a splinter?
- [08:33:47] CCP: was who doing what now?
- [08:34:02] CFL: ...I don't get it.
- [08:34:15] CSL: ff5 reference
- [08:34:19] CCP: but yeah, apparently... Crux is, or /was/, a siamese twin kinda thing.
- [08:34:39] CCP: ........and I'm guessing the "cancer" was actually the other twin dying, or something?
- [08:34:44] CSL: like a bad ctrl+click movement?
- [08:35:01] CCP: yeah, something along those lines.
- [08:35:21] CSJ: waitwhat ➜
- [08:35:27] CSJ: I'm not getting this at all. ➜
- [08:36:14] CFL: ...Me neither
- [08:36:24] CCP: basically, he... crap, it's hard to explain.
- [08:36:32] -- CURRENT cruX [CCX] // movement in the airvents can be heard. --
- [08:36:37] CCX: ... :<
- [08:36:44] CSL: ...fuck are those xenomorphs
- [08:36:46] -- CURRENT creeperPuncher's [CCP'S] ear twitches at the vent noise --
- [08:36:51] CSJ: ... ➜
- [08:36:56] -- CURRENT slothfulLunchmeat [CSL] switches his arm to a flamethrower extension --
- [08:37:00] CCP: we might have incoming...
- [08:37:38] -- CURRENT shinyJiggly [CSJ] equips her hydrolic legoleg --
- [08:37:42] -- CURRENT cruX [CCX] // Scratching can be heard from the vent... --
- [08:37:43] CCP: oh shit this is like that one thing in Roxy's ectolab with the mutant cats and the Dersites isn't it?
- [08:37:45] CSL: we can always nuke the place from orbit
- [08:37:50] CSL: its the only way to be sure
- [08:37:54] CCP: ........
- [08:37:59] -- CURRENT creeperPuncher [CCP] looks at SL like what --
- [08:38:06] CSJ: ... ➜
- [08:38:23] CSL: game over man
- [08:38:25] CSL: game over
- [08:39:03] -- CURRENT creeperPuncher [CCP] equips the Snowballinator Necklace, hoping to do this as nonlethally as possible --
- [08:39:31] -- CURRENT creeperPuncher [CCP] //and based on that chumhandle, no guarantees. --
- [08:40:29] CURRENT monsterousCanine [CMC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- [08:40:29] -- CURRENT monsterousCanine [CMC] // A... thing busts out of the airvent... its 96 eyes blinking at the group... before growling from its 48 mouths. --
- [08:40:37] CMC: Grrrrr...
- [08:40:44] CCP: HOLY FREAK SHOW
- [08:40:47] -- CURRENT slothfulLunchmeat [CSL] flamethrowers the fuck out of it --
- [08:40:48] CSJ: .... ➜
- [08:40:53] CSL: NOPE
- [08:41:18] -- CURRENT creeperPuncher [CCP] machinegun-snowballs the hell out of it... but SL's fire turns them into water shots instead --
- [08:41:21] -- CURRENT monsterousCanine [CMC] charges through the flames, paradox slime oozing out of the wounds formed... and closing them back up. --
- [08:41:32] CSJ: OH CRUD! ➜
- [08:41:34] -- CURRENT monsterousCanine [CMC] used Bite on SL! --
- [08:41:34] CSL: HOW DO YOU CLOSE UP BURN WOUNDS
- [08:41:56] -- CURRENT slothfulLunchmeat [CSL] tries flamethrowering its open maw --
- [08:42:02] CCP: GUYS I THINK RETREATING IS PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA AT THIS POINT
- [08:42:07] -- CURRENT shinyJiggly [CSJ] attempts to use the agey thing in it to make it way older --
- [08:42:28] -- CURRENT creeperPuncher [CCP] draws Icestorm on it, hoping that actually does something --
- [08:42:32] CSJ: PLEASE START WRINKLING! ➜
- [08:42:34] -- CURRENT monsterousCanine [CMC] // One of the heads on the creature falls off from SJ's attack. --
- [08:42:40] CSJ: ... ➜
- [08:42:41] CMC: ...
- [08:43:07] -- CURRENT slothfulLunchmeat [CSL] begins shuffling through Sylladex... --
- [08:43:17] CSL: cover me!
- [08:43:20] CMC: \/\/()()F
- [08:43:24] CSJ: .... ➜
- [08:43:28] CCP: ........
- [08:43:30] CSJ: OH GOG... ➜
- [08:44:00] -- CURRENT monsterousCanine's [CMC'S] body is swelling up... --
- [08:44:08] CCX: "...oh god"
- [08:44:13] CCX: "RUNRUNRUNRUN"
- [08:44:20] CCP: Copland, Retrodeflector Shield!
- [08:44:24] -- CURRENT cruX [CCX] dives into the closet. --
- [08:44:36] -- CURRENT frozenLake [CFL] dives into the closet and shuts the door. --
- [08:44:36] CSJ: guys, let's book it! ➜
- [08:44:38] -- CURRENT creeperPuncher [CCP] a shield appears around the whole party, also protecting the closet --
- [08:44:38] -- CURRENT slothfulLunchmeat [CSL] stops shuffling and bionic swings the heck out of there, you nerd --
- [08:44:55] -- CURRENT slothfulLunchmeat [CSL] smacks into shield --
- [08:44:59] -- CURRENT monsterousCanine [CMC] explodes! --
- [08:44:59] CSL: ...thanks obama
- [08:45:11] CSJ: ... ➜
- [08:45:22] -- CURRENT monsterousCanine [CMC] // A mixture of Red and Green lines the walls... --
- [08:45:32] CSL: merry christmas
- [08:45:33] CCP: well... this thing /did/ protect us from the Chaos Dunking in Fahr Caverns 3...
- [08:45:55] -- CURRENT monsterousCanine [CMC] // Stuff is bubbling up from the fluid... --
- [08:46:00] CSJ: ... ➜
- [08:46:10] CSJ: oh crud, we gotta do something! ➜
- [08:46:13] -- CURRENT creeperPuncher [CCP] keeps the shield up... --
- [08:46:17] CCP: like what?
- [08:46:18] CSJ: second form coming up! ➜
- [08:46:26] CSJ: I DON'T KNOW ➜
- [08:46:29] -- CURRENT slothfulLunchmeat [CSL] equips a new layer of armor: http://static4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131114133702/avp/images/2/2a/Aliens_Power-Loader-with-Ellen-Ripley.jpg --
- [08:46:35] -- CURRENT monsterousCanine [CMC] // Mouths of dogs can be seen forming... --
- [08:46:39] CSL: i always said to dress for the job you want
- [08:46:40] CSJ: ... ➜
- [08:46:43] CCP: what.
- [08:46:44] CCP: the fuck.
- [08:46:46] CSL: ((fl are you making the dogscape))
- [08:46:49] CCP: is happening.
- [08:46:55] CSJ: it's... reforming ➜
- [08:47:08] CSL: i reiterate my "nuke the place from orbit" idea
- [08:47:22] -- CURRENT monsterousCanine [CMC] // the stuff begins to form into a single mass again... --
- [08:47:42] CCP: nuke, maybe not. blast this meteor into the Ring, probably.
- [08:48:01] CSL: and let this thing disperse into the session? fuck no
- [08:48:02] -- CURRENT monsterousCanine [CMC] echoroars. --
- [08:48:16] CSL: ...lets just run
- [08:48:18] -- CURRENT creeperPuncher [CCP] shield integrity at 80% and holding... for now --
- [08:48:41] -- CURRENT monsterousCanine [CMC] // A large leg rips out of the mass, claws forming. --
- [08:48:53] CCP: yeah... SJ, get them out of the broom pile and let's gottagofast.
- [08:49:10] -- CURRENT slothfulLunchmeat [CSL] captchalogues power loader --
- [08:49:46] CMC: (( is this the stuff of nightmares yet? Or do I need to do further? ))
- [08:49:57] CSJ ceased responding to memo.
- [08:49:57] -- CURRENT creeperPuncher [CCP] also of note: the shield is in fact permeable to projectiles fired by allies, so you totally could shoot through it. --
- [08:50:05] CSL: ((go dogscape))
- [08:50:09] CCP: ((you scared SJ away. you monster.))
- [08:50:21] CSL: ((/make the memo name literal/
- [08:50:24] CCP: ((or her interbutts died))
- [08:51:01] CURRENT shinyJiggly [CSJ] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- [08:51:01] CSJ: ((internet hiccup))
- [08:51:10] -- CURRENT shinyJiggly [CSJ] stops zoning out --
- [08:51:24] -- CURRENT shinyJiggly [CSJ] looks at the thing --
- [08:51:32] CSJ: what's happening? ➜
- [08:52:03] CCP: we're... probably running now.
- [08:52:06] -- CURRENT cruX [CCX] grows into a large mass... turning into a large monster dripping with blood and paradox slime, with several eyes, with one, giant eye in the center of the head. --
- [08:52:13] CSJ: ..... ➜
- [08:52:16] CSJ: AAAAAAAAAA ➜
- [08:52:21] -- CURRENT cruX [CCX] // Dog!Yellow Devil. --
- [08:52:29] -- CURRENT shinyJiggly [CSJ] starts running the heck away --
- [08:52:34] -- CURRENT creeperPuncher [CCP] //wrong window bro? --
- [08:52:38] CCX: (( hgshgslgh ))
- [08:52:59] -- CURRENT monsterousCanine [CMC] does all of that. because crux doing that would be stupid --
- [08:53:15] -- CURRENT creeperPuncher [CCP] runs into the broom pile, pulling FL and Crux out --
- [08:53:24] CCP: this is not hiding time, this is RUNNING time!
- [08:53:25] CSL: ((plot twist))
- [08:53:28] -- CURRENT cruX [CCX] is terrified. --
- [08:53:34] CFL: what the fuck is that
- [08:53:35] -- CURRENT slothfulLunchmeat [CSL] swings the hell away --
- [08:53:52] CFL: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
- [08:54:01] CSJ: I DONT KNOW ➜
- [08:54:13] CCP: I don't know, I don't want to know, and SL wants to nuke it from orbit!
- [08:54:23] CSL: i think its a decent idea
- [08:54:24] CFL: Better idea!
- [08:54:42] CCP: hm?
- [08:55:01] -- CURRENT frozenLake [CFL] pulls out a black brick with a timer in the side, and throws it at the creature... 5 minutes until detonation. --
- [08:55:10] CFL: Okay, time to bail!
- [08:55:14] CSL: (( http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=dHjckK7uLYc ))
- [08:55:15] CCP: RUN AWAY!
- [08:55:16] -- CURRENT frozenLake [CFL] picks up crux. --
- [08:55:17] CSL: what the fuck is that
- [08:55:25] -- CURRENT slothfulLunchmeat [CSL] [SWINGING INTENSIFIES] --
- [08:55:26] -- CURRENT shinyJiggly [CSJ] abbscondonsodns --
- [08:55:31] -- CURRENT frozenLake [CFL] is sprinting. --
- [08:55:37] -- CURRENT creeperPuncher [CCP] runs like hell --
- [08:55:59] -- CURRENT monsterousCanine [CMC] blinks, questioning the existance of the beeping object in his slimy exterior. --
- [08:56:14] CSL: ...kim, didnt you pick up a bunch of canine life signals?
- [08:56:30] CCP: ...yeah. 48 besides Crux.
- [08:56:42] CSL: i have the code for nukes
- [08:56:46] CCP: ...and I'm thinking that FREAK SHOW is all 48.
- [08:56:54] CFL: No need, just keep running!
- [08:57:06] CFL: And get off the meteor before that timer goes off!
- [08:57:07] CSL: werent they converging before?
- [08:57:12] CSL: what the hell is going on?!
- [08:57:23] CSJ: I DONT KNOW ➜
- [08:58:07] CCP: you know what, fuck running! *opens a brushportal in front of the absconding party, leading outside*
- [08:58:11] CSL: ((please make the memo name literal))
- [08:58:27] -- CURRENT frozenLake [CFL] leaps through the portal --
- [08:58:32] -- CURRENT shinyJiggly [CSJ] hops through the brushportal --
- [08:58:39] -- CURRENT frozenLake [CFL] flies away from the meteor as fast as he can --
- [08:58:43] -- CURRENT creeperPuncher [CCP] abscondifies --
- [08:58:45] CFL: WE NEED TO GET OUT OF RANGE!
- [08:58:52] -- CURRENT slothfulLunchmeat [CSL] enters portal and gets the hell into his ship and flies off --
- [08:59:01] -- CURRENT slothfulLunchmeat [CSL] [CLEAR SID CHIP NEARBY] --
- [08:59:08] -- CURRENT shinyJiggly [CSJ] hops up and flies awayyyyy --
- [08:59:37] -- CURRENT creeperPuncher [CCP] rezzes the Overbike and absconding intensifies --
- [08:59:38] -- CURRENT monsterousCanine [CMC] expands, beginning to grow more and more heads. --
- [08:59:50] -- CURRENT monsterousCanine [CMC] oozes out of the meteor, covering it. --
- [09:00:03] CSL: ...jesus christ its dogscape
- [09:00:10] -- CURRENT slothfulLunchmeat [CSL] EXPAND DOG --
- [09:00:15] -- CURRENT monsterousCanine [CMC] // Beep beep beep be- --
- [09:00:30] -- CURRENT creeperPuncher [CCP] dares not look back --
- [09:00:31] CSJ: OH MY DOG! ➜
- [09:00:59] -- CURRENT monsterousCanine [CMC] // A small explosion can be heard... before the meteor is vaporized by an antimatter explosion. --
- [09:01:06] CMC ceased responding to memo.
- [09:01:21] -- CURRENT frozenLake [CFL] looks at the explosion. --
- [09:01:27] CFL: ...Well, it worked.
- [09:01:36] CCX: :<
- [09:01:40] -- CURRENT shinyJiggly [CSJ] is still flying the heck away --
- [09:01:43] -- CURRENT creeperPuncher [CCP] looks back... just in time to see the meteor cease to exist --
- [09:01:44] -- CURRENT cruX [CCX] lightly licks FL. --
- [09:01:48] CCP: ...whoa.
- [09:01:52] CSL ceased responding to memo.
- [09:02:13] -- CURRENT creeperPuncher [CCP] pulls up next to FL and Crux --
- [09:02:21] CCP: you guys okay?
- [09:02:39] -- CURRENT shinyJiggly [CSJ] finally stops to look back --
- [09:03:58] CFL: ...
- [09:04:09] CFL: I think I have been scared for life.
- [09:05:04] CCP: okay. FL. I have a /very/ important question for you. HOW. MANY. OTHER. ECTOLABS. HAVE. YOU. USED.
- [09:05:11] CFL: Just that one!
- [09:05:33] CFL: I think that... thing absorbed all the other dogs on the meteor into itself!
- [09:05:44] CCP: okay, I hope so... because seriously, I have a major case of the jibblies right now.
- [09:06:09] CSJ: ..... ➜
- [09:06:10] CCX: "I think I saw some of my brothers in that thing..."
- [09:07:44] -- CURRENT creeperPuncher [CCP] "...I think your brothers /were/ that thing. there were 48 canine life signs in there besides me and you, and that was all 48 of them." --
- [09:08:08] CCX: "...oh."
- [09:08:15] CCX: "..."
- [09:08:23] CCX: "I wanna go home."
- [09:08:46] -- CURRENT creeperPuncher [CCP] "yeah, good idea :/" --
- [09:09:04] CCP: so... LoFaT, anyone? or LoHaN? or somewhere else?
- [09:09:38] CFL: ...your land.
- [09:09:53] CFL: I think I should leave Crux with you for a little bit...
- [09:10:10] CCP: ...yeah. might be good idea.
- [09:10:21] CCP: ((memo necessary y/n?))
- [09:10:28] CFL: (( n ))
- [09:10:50] CCP: SJ, you heading back to your place?
- [09:11:03] CSJ: I guess so. ➜
- [09:11:32] CSJ: seeya guys... later. ➜
- [09:11:37] -- CURRENT creeperPuncher [CCP] opens a portal to LoHaN, and a second to LoSaCrystal --
- [09:12:00] -- CURRENT shinyJiggly [CSJ] flies into the LoHaN portal --
- [09:12:04] CSJ ceased responding to memo.
- [09:12:31] -- CURRENT frozenLake [CFL] heads into the LoSaC portal with Crux --
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