7 Days to Vegas (2019)

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[man in voiceover]
   <i> You're probably wondering</i>
<i>what the hell I'm doing out here</i>

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<i> in a 110 degree heat.</i>

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<i> I wasn't always so desperate.</i>

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<i> At one time I made huge cash</i>
     <i> and lived like royalty</i>

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<i> as I gambled the nights away</i>
   <i> with the Hollywood elite.</i>

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[slow music]

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<i> I made poker in LA hip</i>

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<i> and made every</i>
       <i> big hitter scratch</i>
<i>and crawl their way to my game.</i>

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<i> Now...</i>
         <i> I was the one</i>
      <i> doing the crawling.</i>

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He looks like shit.

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Relax, I just forgot
          my sunblock.

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[reggae music]

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<i> Yeah, I was the king</i>
  <i> of Hollywood poker alright.</i>

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<i> I thought</i>
      <i> it would never end.</i>

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<i> My name's Duke Madson.</i>
        <i> I was an actor.</i>

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<i> At one time</i>
       <i> I made good money</i>
   <i> in a whole lot of movies.</i>

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[pop song]
      ¶<i> Life is sweet, yay</i>
      <i> Under my umbrella</i> ¶

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¶<i> Baba baba baraba baba</i>
    <i> Baba Baba baba baraba</i> ¶

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[Duke]
  <i> After Hollywood spit me out,</i>

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<i> I scraped by doing</i>
      <i> pitch work and other</i>
   <i> hack jobs to make a buck.</i>

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Hey! You wanna see
   what else this mop can do?

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[audience cheering] Yeah!

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[camera beep]
             [man]
    Emphasis off the "can."

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Like what?
       Give me a reading.

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[man]
      "Wanna see what else
   this mop can do?" Action!

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Hey!
         You wanna see
  what else this mop...? Hey!

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[man] "You wanna see
  what else this mop can do?"

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[man 2] That was nice.
  [man 3] He's been drinking.

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[man] I'd like to zoom in after.
 [man 2] I'd like to zoom out.

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[man] And action!
         You know what?

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You wanna hear other things?
           [man] Set.

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[man] You're doing "And..."
     Okay, come on. Can do!

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[man] Keep your body still.
          And action!

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This does everything.
    It'll scratch your back.
      It'll put you there.

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You put the fucking thing
         in the water.
       Who gives a shit?

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Let's hear some other
    things this mop can do!

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[audience] Oh...

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[Duke]
      <i> After that was over,</i>
   <i> I was broke and desperate.</i>

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<i> To support my family,</i>
 <i> I started up what I knew best:</i>

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<i> A poker game.</i>

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<i> Back then,</i>
     <i> I had my regular crew.</i>

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Okay, are we
      having fun yet, huh?

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Here we go.
      Nickel, nickel ante.

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[Duke]
     <i> It was five card draw.</i>
        <i> Seven card stud.</i>

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<i> And, of course,</i>
        <i> Texas hold 'em.</i>

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<i> There was</i>
      <i> Danny, The Magician.</i>

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<i> He'd come</i>
   <i> in his beat up magician's</i>
    <i> outfit, top hat and all.</i>

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<i> He was also</i>
       <i> a terrible player.</i>

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Go ahead, Midge,
          it's on you.

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Don't call me Midge,
      I'm a little person
        With a big cock.

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[Duke]<i> That was Bobby Sanders.</i>
      <i> AKA Peanut. A former</i>
     <i> jockey at Santa Anita.</i>

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And, hey, can I get
    a pillow for this chair?

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I feel like I'm sitting
      in a fucking coffin.
         Jesus Christ!

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[man] He's nervous for a jockey.
 [Duke]<i> My crazy brother Carl.</i>

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[Duke]<i> Carl used to be</i>
  <i> a top publicist in Hollywood</i>
   <i> until he screwed that up.</i>

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<i> He was a two-bit hustler,</i>
   <i> to be honest. He was also</i>
   <i> an incessant namedropper.</i>

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Did I tell you guys I used
      to play strip poker

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with Hugh Hefner
    at the Playboy mansion?

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[man] Ay...

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But the Playmates were naked
      from the beginning.
    It defeated the purpose.

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[man] You're told
    to have stories already.
      They're very bright.

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[Duke]<i> And then there was Wing.</i>
      Two hundred for me.

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[Duke]<i> He was a harmless</i>
   <i> action guy I met years ago</i>
       <i> at the racetrack.</i>

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<i> He was</i>
       <i> the happiest loser</i>
          <i> I ever met.</i>

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Smoked me like Korean barbecue.
       [man] Abracadabra!

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[Duke]<i> But the secret</i>
     <i> to my game was to keep</i>
        <i> everybody happy.</i>

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<i> And what a game!</i>
         <i> Over the years</i>
   <i> it got bigger and better.</i>

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<i> We were playing</i>
   <i> two to three times a week.</i>

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<i> Players were</i>
           <i> coming out</i>
        <i> of the woodwork.</i>

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<i> My beautiful wife KC</i>
     <i> would work the phones</i>
      <i> like a car salesman.</i>

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Curt, are you in
        or are you out?
        I need to know.

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[Duke]<i> I knew</i>
     <i> every trick and nuance</i>
        <i> from the start.</i>

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<i> When to bet,</i>
     <i> when to bluff, and how</i>
      <i> to read their tells.</i>

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Hey, KC, when the new guy
  has a big hand, he twitches.
        Write that down.

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Okay.
  And Danny the Magician. Huh?

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When he's bluffing, he yawns.
     It's a horrible tell.

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Got it. Here we go.
       He's crushing it!

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We're gonna play a round
     of hold 'em but limit.

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[Duke]<i> I was the ring leader.</i>

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<i> A friend, a drinking buddy,</i>
         <i> and a banker.</i>

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Gentlemen!
  [Duke]<i> Money was rolling in.</i>

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<i> Then came</i>
       <i> my friend Sandor.</i>

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You wanna say it's carnival?
   Let's dance. Let's dance.

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[Duke]<i> Sandor was a compulsive</i>
  <i> gambler who came from a rich</i>
     <i> South American family.</i>

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<i> Rumor was</i>
   <i> his mother would send him</i>
 <i> a million dollars every year,</i>

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<i> and by year's end,</i>
  <i> he'd always gambled it away.</i>

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<i> Another thing</i>
   <i> that made this game great</i>

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<i> was there was always</i>
  <i> some kind of crazy prop bet.</i>

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[Duke]<i> Props were side bets.</i>
     Wait a minute, I won.

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<i> We bet thousands</i>
     <i> on all kinds of stuff.</i>
          <i> You name it.</i>

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Oh! Oh! Get off me!
         [men laughing]

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[man] He's gonna lose it.
  [man 2] Thirty seconds left!

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Thirteen, fourteen,
       fifteen, sixteen!

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You're gonna make it!
  [Duke] Okay, great, back up.

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[men] Go back, go back.
     Fuck you! Be specific!

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Your right, your right!
 [man] He's gonna kill himself!

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No, no, no, no, no!

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[man] Damn it!
    The little runt did it!

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[Duke]<i> All in all, we were</i>
  <i> happy. We were out of debt.</i>
     <i> Things were beautiful.</i>

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Hundred.
         [bell ringing]
            I'll go.

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[Duke]
      <i> Then... it happened.</i>

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Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!

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[Duke]<i> A holdup.</i>
            Holy...
             Fuck!

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Put the fucking cash
         on the table!
      Now, assholes, now!

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[Duke]<i> He took us</i>
        <i> for everything.</i>
             Gosh!

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<i> KC had had enough.</i>
    <i> We had to move the game.</i>

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<i> Beverly Hills.</i>

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<i> Swimming pools,</i>
          <i> movie stars.</i>

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<i> I found this</i>
 <i> perfect spot in the back room</i>
       <i> of the Cuba Club.</i>

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What do you think?
         This will do.

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[Duke]<i> With KC by my side,</i>
       <i> the game exploded.</i>

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<i> It became</i>
    <i> the biggest underground</i>
       <i> game in the city.</i>

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<i> Doctors, lawyers,</i>
      <i> B-level celebrities.</i>
<i>Nobody could play worth a damn.</i>

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Hey, hey, how are you?
   What have I missed so far?

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[Duke]<i> Like this big guy</i>
   <i> across the table from me,</i>
       <i> a local attorney.</i>

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Sounds about right.

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Duke, Rob McNeely, brother!
     Nice to meet you, man.

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[Duke]<i> Who I found out quickly</i>
   <i> loved to crush your hand.</i>

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<i> From that day on,</i>
    <i> I called him "Squeeze."</i>

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Ready? Right card.

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[Duke]<i> Carl would hit up</i>
         <i> the new marks</i>
   <i> with old school con games.</i>

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<i> KC hosted,</i>
         <i> did the books.</i>

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<i> The stakes got</i>
       <i> naturally higher,</i>
    <i> and so did my winnings.</i>

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<i> I was winning</i>
      <i> so much cash, we had</i>
  <i> to bury it in the back yard.</i>

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[KC] Watch my fingers.
     Watch my fingers! Ow!

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[Duke]<i> Then a few years later,</i>
      <i> the poker boom hit.</i>

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That guy just bet
    a million with nothing!

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[Duke]<i> It was all over TV.</i>

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<i> And everyone wanted</i>
        <i> to play my game.</i>

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Gentlemen, I'd like you
       to meet Sebastian.
           Good luck.

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[Duke]<i> Sebastian Salter,</i>
       <i> the hottest young</i>
     <i> director in Hollywood.</i>

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<i> Humble,</i>
   <i> compassionate, unassuming.</i>

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<i> These were qualities</i>
  <i> Sebastian would never have.</i>

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How're you doing?
   I'm Duke. I run the game.

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I know who you are.
  You're the pitch guy, huh...

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You sell catheters and diapers
       and all that shit.
     You're very talented.

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Glad you enjoy
         the products.

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[Duke]<i> I knew</i>
 <i> this guy was gonna be trouble.</i>

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[Duke]<i> But I also knew</i>
   <i> he'd be good for the game.</i>

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Yo, Sebastian.

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I'm Carl, Duke's brother.
     How're you doing, man?
            Big fan.

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I used to be a publicist.
     I handled Stallone...

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Oh, you handled Sly,
            did you?
           No, Frank.

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Anyway, welcome
       to the game, man.
       Big fan, big fan!

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Yeah, yeah. Okay.
        Good to see you.

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Check.
           This might
       break your heart.

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Too easy,
       this is too easy.

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[Duke]<i> This guy was good.</i>
 I thought I was with real men.

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[Duke]<i> And I mean very good.</i>

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What was that,
      third hand tonight?
       Here, sweetheart.

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Hey!
   Hey, Pitchman. Am I good?

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Yeah. Sit down. Sit down.
        Relax. Nice win.

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Nice win. What?
        About ten grand?

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Eleven actually,
      but who's counting?

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It's barely enough
       to cover a weekend
      in Turks and Caicos.

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But, I like this,
     and I like what you've
      done with the place.

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This is fun.
        I like it a lot.

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Man, well, you should,
     you're a good player.
You've been playing a long time?

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Mm... Six months.
    Yeah, about six months.

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Yeah, I've got
     a photographic memory.

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IQ of 175. I don't brag about it
  too much, but it's important
     that you should know.

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I watched a lot of poker
       on TV, I learned,
  now I'm basically pro level.

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Nobody likes a bragger.

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Anyway, enough about me.
 How about you? How'd you feel
      about my being here?

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I don't want to make you
      uncomfortable having
     a ringer at the table.

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It's your game.
  No, you're not. You're fine.

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You're in the game.
       It's nice to hear.

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It's nice to hear
    'cause I've got a plan.

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I say we get rid
  of all these amateur fucks.

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I mean ruin 'em. Take 'em
    to the fucking cleaners.
     You know what I mean?

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Put 'em out on the streets.
 Put down a lot of good money,
          you and me.

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All we gotta do is
  get rid of the good players.

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Wait. Slow down. Okay?
 I can't get rid of my friends
  because they win, you know?

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Ah!
     Just one of my rules.

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Also we don't
      rake here, you know?

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We quit at two o'clock
          and we never
    cherry pick the players.

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We have a friendly
          poker game.

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I get it.
 I'll be your soldier, brother.

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I'll be fucking Tom Hanks
        in Private Ryan,
     you know what I mean?

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Only better looking.

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[Duke]
     <i> After just a few hours</i>
      <i> with this blowhard,</i>

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<i> where all he did</i>
    <i> was brag and talk about</i>
   <i> his new found poker idols,</i>

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<i> Doyle Brunson, Puggy Pearson</i>
      <i> and Amarillo Slim...</i>

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Now, come on, Puggy Pearson
       gave Doyle Brunson
 the same bet in the eighties.

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Those guys were
    out of fucking control.
   That's when men were men.

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00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:22,380
[Duke]
  <i> ....who he always misquoted.</i>

187
00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:25,150
[Sebastian]
  <i> "If you can't spot a sailor</i>
   <i> at the table, you're it."</i>

188
00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:27,819
[Duke]
    <i> Then he started bragging</i>
      <i> about other things.</i>

189
00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:30,188
Did I tell you
       I was a black belt
           in karate?

190
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:33,825
Ay!
[Duke] <i> This guy was a nut bag.</i>

191
00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:38,229
[Duke]<i> And as we say in poker,</i>
        <i> I was priced in,</i>
   <i> and I had to see the flaw.</i>

192
00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:51,376
[Duke]<i> With Sebastian playing,</i>
         <i> he brought in</i>
   <i> some high rolling friends,</i>

193
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:56,748
<i> like Angry Jim, who was</i>
 <i> in the meat packing industry.</i>
    <i> Or something like that.</i>

194
00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:01,786
Hey,
      assholes, help push
      the chips over here.

195
00:12:01,788 --> 00:12:04,956
You want me
       to throw you down
  a flight of fucking stairs?

196
00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:07,258
I'll do it,
       you motherfuckers.

197
00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:09,761
[Duke]<i> All I know is,</i>
        <i> you didn't mess</i>
         <i> with this guy.</i>

198
00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:12,430
[Duke]<i> Then there was</i>
          <i> Puppet Hank,</i>

199
00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:15,433
<i> who made millions years ago</i>
    <i> in the dot com business.</i>

200
00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:17,502
[Duke]<i> He was a wannabe</i>
         <i> ventriloquist</i>

201
00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:20,171
<i> who never went anywhere</i>
   <i> without his creepy puppet.</i>

202
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:23,475
[Duke]<i> But when he'd</i>
       <i> go broke, he'd go</i>
      <i> a little Tourette's.</i>

203
00:12:23,477 --> 00:12:24,409
Fuck you!

204
00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:28,379
What did he say?
       I didn't say shit.

205
00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:31,950
This one said, "Fuck you."
Hank, put the puppet away. Okay?

206
00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:36,087
Relax. Get some therapy.
  Alright. Fuck you, fuck you,

207
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:40,792
bitch, bastard, bitch, bastard,
   fucking shit, shit, shit,
    shit, shit, fuck you...

208
00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:43,995
[Duke]<i> With Sebastian in,</i>
    <i> things were going great.</i>

209
00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:48,133
[Duke]<i> He even livened</i>
    <i> things up by giving Carl</i>
   <i> an interesting free role.</i>

210
00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:53,471
[Carl] Who's got the black Audi?
            [laughs]

211
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,006
Fuck, man!

212
00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:58,977
Hey! Three more months,
         twinkle toes!

213
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:03,047
If you come anywhere
  without wearing your D-cup,
           it's off.

214
00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:05,850
[Duke]
     <i> My crazy brother Carl.</i>

215
00:13:05,852 --> 00:13:10,555
<i> For fifty thousand,</i>
    <i> he had to dress in drag</i>
  <i> for three months. Pathetic.</i>

216
00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:16,327
[reggae music]

217
00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:21,900
¶<i> Yeah, na boy, na ¶</i>

218
00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:24,302
¶<i> Okay,</i>
  <i> Don't need no introduction</i> ¶

219
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,204
[Duke]<i> As the game grew,</i>
       <i> it was very clear.</i>

220
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,973
<i> Sebastian was a winner.</i>

221
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:31,209
How can you
     fucking call that? Hm?

222
00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:33,578
[Duke]
    <i> But I was the one player</i>
       <i> he couldn't beat.</i>

223
00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:37,215
Lucky son of a bitch.

224
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,284
[Duke]<i> And he hated me</i>
         <i> because of it.</i>

225
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:44,455
[Duke]<i> As time went by,</i>
          <i> we took lots</i>
  <i> of gambling trips together.</i>

226
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:47,859
<i> Cabo, Vegas, Miami.</i>

227
00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:50,929
<i> But then we always</i>
     <i> came back to the golf.</i>

228
00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:53,531
<i> Chucky Burns.</i>

229
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:57,602
<i> Television star,</i>
     <i> drug addict, drunk...</i>

230
00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:59,604
<i> But just</i>
     <i> a sweetheart of a guy.</i>

231
00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:02,574
He has no idea.
           I haven't
     been outside for days.

232
00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:05,543
Yeah?
     That's great. Alright,
  we got a four-way scramble,

233
00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:08,379
three ways with the cube.
         I got Chucky.

234
00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:13,117
I'll take Puppet Hank,
       Sandor, and Carly,
  2000 a man. What do you say?

235
00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:16,454
No, you're not taking Carly.
   She's playing on for six.
     I want her on my side.

236
00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:18,489
[Duke] Okay,
    I'll take Squeeze then.

237
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,158
You take Squeeze,
      but stop coning me.

238
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,493
I'm not coning you.
     You're taking a piss.

239
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,262
Stop it.
 Okay, I'll take drag boy then.

240
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,431
Nobody's taking drag boy.
    Carly's staying with me.

241
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:28,900
[Duke] Puppet Hank.
      Put down the puppet.

242
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,969
You have to put that...
       You're on my team.
            He's...

243
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:33,004
Put it down.
       He's caddying me.
      You can't have him.

244
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:36,441
I got him.
          Fucking no.
 Carly, you're gonna caddie me.

245
00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:39,510
Carly now?
         Don't make me
    punch you in the vulva!

246
00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:40,578
[Duke] Ah, easy!

247
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:48,152
I hit the tits off of that one!
I hit the tits off of that one!

248
00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:49,954
[Carl laughing]

249
00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:52,090
Well, he just ruined tits
  for me the rest of my life.

250
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:58,463
[Duke] <i> We'd play all day.</i>
      <i> Eighteen, sometimes</i>
   <i> 36 holes in one afternoon.</i>

251
00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:00,665
<i> Action bets on everything.</i>

252
00:15:01,635 --> 00:15:04,402
Give me your best shots,
            bitches.
             Fire!

253
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:07,238
[Duke]<i> Like the five grand,</i>
       <i> hit the sucker bet</i>
      <i> for fifty yards out,</i>

254
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:10,174
<i> where our group had</i>
          <i> two minutes</i>
      <i> to hurt our victim.</i>

255
00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:16,047
Yeah!

256
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:19,450
[moaning in pain]

257
00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:24,155
[Duke]<i> After golf,</i>
   <i> we'd pay off the rangers.</i>

258
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:27,292
Gentlemen!
[Duke] <i> Squeeze always insisted.</i>

259
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:29,093
[Squeeze]
   Thanks for your troubles.

260
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,029
Ah!

261
00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:33,932
Don't worry,
      I didn't forget you.

262
00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:35,400
Oh! Jesus!

263
00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:38,269
Be good, now.
        Thank you. Fuck.

264
00:15:43,677 --> 00:15:46,344
[Duke]<i> Then,</i>
      <i> it was payoff time.</i>

265
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:50,348
[Duke]<i> Afterwards,</i>
      <i> the real laughs came</i>

266
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:53,418
<i> when the guys got drunk</i>
   <i> and made stupid prop bets,</i>

267
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:57,188
<i> like the time</i>
    <i> Angry Jim and Sebastian</i>
       <i> bet 25 grand each</i>

268
00:15:57,190 --> 00:16:00,358
<i> that the new golf caddie</i>
      <i> could eat 50 donuts</i>
          <i> in one hour.</i>

269
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:04,529
And if you don't eat it,
       I'm gonna fucking
     stuff 'em up your ass!

270
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:06,965
[Duke]<i> It was</i>
      <i> an impossible feat.</i>

271
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:10,702
[Duke]<i> About a half hour in</i>
     <i> and 25 donuts down...</i>

272
00:16:10,704 --> 00:16:14,472
Atta boy, you...
       Don't you fucking
          hurl on me!

273
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:17,742
[Duke]<i> The poor kid turned</i>
  <i> green and ran out the place</i>
   <i> to take his one barf rule.</i>

274
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:22,647
[Duke]<i> But he</i>
       <i> returned quickly,</i>
  <i> and to everyone's surprise,</i>

275
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:26,551
<i> the kid ate</i>
          <i> the other 25</i>
        <i> and won the bet!</i>

276
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:28,720
Beautiful! Beautiful!

277
00:16:28,722 --> 00:16:30,521
[Duke]<i> Found out</i>
     <i> a couple months later,</i>

278
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,657
<i> the caddie had</i>
   <i> an identical twin brother.</i>

279
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:37,395
[Duke]<i> Angry and Sebastian</i>
    <i> set us up to perfection.</i>

280
00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:43,001
[Duke]<i> You had to watch</i>
   <i> these guys. You never knew</i>
      <i> who was coning who.</i>

281
00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:50,408
Boys, I had
     my first cigar at five
 and first piece of ass at ten.

282
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,410
Was it consensual?

283
00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:55,313
[men laughing]
Yeah, your mom said it was okay.

284
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:57,548
Got you!
    Carly, close your legs.

285
00:16:57,550 --> 00:17:00,284
I can see your balls
   by your knees. Disgusting.

286
00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:06,357
Listen. I've got an idea.
         Walk to Vegas
    in seven days... A mil.

287
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:09,627
[men whistling]
    Walk to Vegas? That's...

288
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,096
Million dollars.
          Interesting.

289
00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:15,400
Amarillo Slim
       and Doyle Brunson.
             Yeah.

290
00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:18,669
He laid down a bet
        forty years ago.
          Forty years.

291
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:21,205
No one here can do it.
  I'm certainly not doing it.

292
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:22,707
Come on.
        Prove me wrong.

293
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,276
Listen. It's easy
  to figure out. Forty miles.

294
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:27,812
Yeah.
             A day.
    Because it's 280 miles.

295
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,547
No. It can't be done.

296
00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:33,785
It's more like nine days,
           maybe ten.
           Or eleven.

297
00:17:33,787 --> 00:17:38,256
Eleven! You can't
     do that in seven days.
  It's impossible, unwinnable.

298
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,591
Forget it. I'm not doing it.
    Me, neither. No chance.

299
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:44,262
I'd be lucky to walk to the car.
         [men laughing]

300
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:47,765
[Duke]<i> But later that night,</i>
        <i> Sebastian showed</i>
        <i> his true colors.</i>

301
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:55,206
[Duke]<i> When he took Sandor</i>
       <i> back to his house</i>
  <i> and beat him for 250 grand.</i>

302
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,484
[laughing]

303
00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:10,088
[Duke]<i> I found out</i>
   <i> about it a few days later.</i>

304
00:18:10,824 --> 00:18:14,258
Oh, come on,
         you're acting
      like a little bitch.

305
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:19,197
I told you, Sebastian,
    don't hijack my players,
  especially my friend Sandor!

306
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:21,232
He's a grown man.
   He knew what he was doing.

307
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:23,701
What's a fucking goat
          doing here?
      I asked for a camel.

308
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,803
You broke the guy
          when he was
       stone cold drunk!

309
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:28,539
No one's heard from him in days!
   [Sebastian]<i> I don't know.</i>

310
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:31,809
<i> Maybe he's gone back</i>
  <i> to South America, scrounging</i>
  <i> another mil off his mother.</i>

311
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:34,245
I mean, the point is,
       it's not my fault.

312
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:37,682
As the great hustler
   Amarillo Slim used to say,

313
00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:39,884
"all is fair
    in a snake pit," Dukey.

314
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:42,520
[Duke] No, no, he said,
    "I'll put a rattlesnake
         in your pocket

315
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:44,555
and I'll ask for a match,"
           you moron!

316
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,595
Alright, you ask me,
         we go the car,
      we get a golf club,

317
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:52,463
and we pay that creep
       a visit right now.

318
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:55,633
Relax, Carl.

319
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:58,503
[Duke whispering] Golf club
       and a car. Psycho.

320
00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:05,543
[Duke]<i> Carl was especially mad</i>
<i>at Sebastian due to a situation</i>
       <i> a few days before.</i>

321
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,246
Redheads.

322
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:12,750
I've always been into redheads.

323
00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:17,922
Well, too bad for you.
   'Cause I'm not a redhead!

324
00:19:19,225 --> 00:19:20,224
Got you.

325
00:19:20,226 --> 00:19:23,694
[Duke]<i> That little incident</i>
     <i> cost Carl fifty grand.</i>

326
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:26,564
[Duke]
     <i> Sebastian stiffed him</i>
       <i> on a technicality.</i>

327
00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:33,337
[Duke]<i> As the years went by,</i>
 <i> the game shifted to mansions,</i>
<i>hotels... Went to another level.</i>

328
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:39,844
[Duke]<i> My winning streak</i>
           <i> continued.</i>

329
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:46,250
[Duke]<i> I kept hiding most</i>
  <i> of our cash in the backyard.</i>
  <i> Just in case of the unknown.</i>

330
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:53,724
[Duke]<i> Then we were playing</i>
        <i> in this mansion</i>
        <i> in some day game</i>

331
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:56,227
<i> a couple of days</i>
      <i> before Thanksgiving.</i>

332
00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:58,796
[Duke]<i> We were supposed</i>
      <i> to quit that night,</i>
       <i> but Walter Brooks,</i>

333
00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:02,800
<i> a wealthy billionaire</i>
     <i> friend of Sebastian's,</i>
   <i> was just getting started.</i>

334
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:05,770
[Duke]<i> Brooks was one</i>
     <i> of the most successful</i>

335
00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:07,872
<i> diamond field</i>
     <i> and hedge fund owners.</i>

336
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:12,710
[Duke]<i> He was down</i>
    <i> over 200 grand that day,</i>
  <i> and he didn't blink an eye.</i>

337
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:16,280
I'll buy another fifty, please.
            Me, too.

338
00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:18,749
[Duke]<i> Then there was</i>
         <i> Chucky Burns.</i>

339
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:22,486
[Duke]<i> The drunken,</i>
   <i> drug-addicted sitcom star</i>
   <i> having his own struggles.</i>

340
00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:31,562
[Duke]<i> This was</i>
       <i> the game of games.</i>
       <i> The perfect storm.</i>

341
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:34,665
[Duke]<i> The problem was</i>
        <i> we played right</i>
     <i> into Thanksgiving Day,</i>

342
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,801
<i> and no one</i>
  <i> had any thoughts of leaving.</i>

343
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:39,937
[KC]<i> You know that we are</i>
        <i> four hours away</i>
     <i> from people arriving.</i>

344
00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:42,673
[KC]<i> Where the hell are you?</i>
      I'm killing it here.

345
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:46,010
I'm in the greatest
  game of all time! This could
    change our entire life!

346
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:49,647
If you don't get home soon,
        I'm gonna change
       your entire life!

347
00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:51,649
[whispering] No! No, get out.

348
00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:02,760
[Duke]<i> Chucky lost a record</i>
    <i> seven hundred thousand.</i>

349
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:08,399
[Duke]
       <i> I won two hundred</i>
   <i> and fifty thousand of it.</i>

350
00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:13,638
[Duke]<i> The biggest score</i>
       <i> of my entire life.</i>

351
00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:18,276
[Duke]<i> A few weeks later,</i>
       <i> Angry Jim came by</i>

352
00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:22,413
<i> to pick up money I owed</i>
     <i> him from a boxing bet,</i>
        <i> about 10 grand.</i>

353
00:21:29,022 --> 00:21:30,721
[sighing]

354
00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:33,891
You made me come out
  to the San Fernando Valley.

355
00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:38,462
You know they got
     poison gases out here
 that the government covers up.

356
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:40,931
Oh,
   by the way, did you hear?

357
00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:43,501
That actor prick, Chucky?

358
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:46,470
His check bounced.
          Yeah I know,
       I know. Mine too.

359
00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:49,874
He owes me two fifty.
     Don't worry about him.
     He's very good for it.

360
00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:55,413
Yeah. Well if he's not,
   I'm gonna rip out his eyes
  and rape his fuckin' skull.

361
00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:58,582
A little much?
             Maybe.

362
00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:00,618
My blood sugar's low.

363
00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:04,655
[Duke] Is that Carl?
           [groaning]

364
00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:11,028
[groaning]
      Carl! What happened?

365
00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:12,997
Carl! Oh!
         What happened?

366
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:15,766
They took my car.
  They accused me of cheating.

367
00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:17,468
Who? Who accused
        you of cheating?

368
00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:19,937
The Mexicans,
     in the Calexico game!

369
00:22:21,407 --> 00:22:23,374
They said
       I had phony dice!
            Did you?

370
00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:26,510
Duke! That's out of line!
          Out of line!

371
00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:29,647
How stupid do I look?
    [Duke]<i> That meant "yes."</i>

372
00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:33,451
[Duke]<i> For years Carl</i>
     <i> would run down to this</i>
  <i> border town game in Calexico</i>

373
00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:37,688
<i> in the back of a seedy bar</i>
         <i> and roll dice</i>
 <i> with scum bags and gangsters.</i>

374
00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:39,457
[Duke]
 <i> It was just a matter of time.</i>

375
00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:42,026
Anyway, they took me out
       back in the alley.

376
00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:45,029
Threw hot sauce
     in my eyes. Hot sauce!

377
00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:47,832
And then the last thing
          I remember,
    they're beating my knee.

378
00:22:47,834 --> 00:22:50,067
Look at this.
        Beating my knee
       with a frying pan.

379
00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:54,038
[Angry] Frying pan?
       Fucking Mexicans.
    Always thinking of food.

380
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,941
[Angry laughing] Okay, alright.
       That's not funny.

381
00:22:58,111 --> 00:23:01,679
Hey.
     Can you pay this guy?
    They took my whole roll.

382
00:23:01,681 --> 00:23:04,382
Yeah. Yeah.
    No, I got it. I got it.

383
00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:06,016
[Angry] I got you covered.
         [Carl] My God!

384
00:23:06,018 --> 00:23:07,885
Can I stay for supper?
      [Angry] Here you go.

385
00:23:08,821 --> 00:23:10,688
I'm starving.

386
00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:14,058
[Duke]<i> From that day on,</i>
  <i> my brother walked on sticks.</i>

387
00:23:15,762 --> 00:23:19,897
<i> About a month later,</i>
 <i> Walter Brooks flew us all out</i>
  <i> to his Napa Valley vineyard.</i>

388
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:24,568
<i> It was to celebrate</i>
<i>this new fancy wine he acquired</i>
    <i> for a zillion dollars</i> .

389
00:23:26,172 --> 00:23:30,107
<i> We were all having</i>
        <i> a blast, higher</i>
  <i> than the state of Colorado,</i>

390
00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:32,710
<i> before the temple</i>
      <i> of doom cornered me.</i>

391
00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:36,514
That actor prick Chucky...
    He still hasn't paid me.

392
00:23:36,516 --> 00:23:38,616
I know, I know, Angry.
       He's good for it.

393
00:23:38,618 --> 00:23:42,453
Oh, man.
     Fucking pisses me off!
     Bad debts ruin games.

394
00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:44,522
You know
      what I ought to do?

395
00:23:44,524 --> 00:23:47,124
I ought to throw
      that cocksucker down
  a fucking flight of stairs!

396
00:23:47,126 --> 00:23:49,627
Easy, Godfather.
           He'll pay.

397
00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:52,830
[Duke]<i> I sounded confident,</i>
         <i> but I was owed</i>
      <i> a lot of money, too.</i>

398
00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:54,732
[Duke]
   <i> Chucky was back in rehab.</i>

399
00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:57,935
[man whistling]
        [clinking glass]

400
00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:01,138
[applause]

401
00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:04,141
Thank you,
    thank you, one and all.

402
00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:08,646
[Walter] I want to begin
          by welcoming
     all of you to my home.

403
00:24:09,682 --> 00:24:12,516
Even my degenerate group
      of gambling friends

404
00:24:12,518 --> 00:24:14,685
who have
      set such a terrible
        example for me.

405
00:24:14,687 --> 00:24:16,487
[laughter]

406
00:24:17,557 --> 00:24:21,525
But seriously,
     I am a very lucky man.

407
00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:26,897
[Walter] But wealth is
  of no value unless you have
friends with which to share it.

408
00:24:27,867 --> 00:24:33,537
I regard
   each and every one of you
         as my friend.

409
00:24:33,539 --> 00:24:35,206
[laughing]

410
00:24:35,208 --> 00:24:37,541
And because
       you are my friend,
       you are my family.

411
00:24:38,177 --> 00:24:41,545
[Walter] It would honor me
      greatly if you would
      accept my invitation

412
00:24:41,547 --> 00:24:45,249
to participate
      in my extraordinary
         good fortune.

413
00:24:47,653 --> 00:24:49,587
Hear, hear!
           [applause]

414
00:24:49,589 --> 00:24:51,689
[Duke]
           <i> Checkmate.</i>
        <i> Slam dunk, over!</i>

415
00:24:51,691 --> 00:24:53,891
[Duke]
      <i> The most successful</i>
   <i> business man in the world</i>

416
00:24:53,893 --> 00:24:56,560
<i> just gave us an "in"</i>
 <i> to all his investment riches.</i>

417
00:24:56,562 --> 00:24:59,897
[Duke] <i> Impossible</i>
     <i> for the ordinary man.</i>
      <i> But we were chosen.</i>

418
00:24:59,899 --> 00:25:01,899
Congratulations.

419
00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:04,268
[Duke]
    <i> As bad as Sebastian was,</i>
    <i> I owed him for this one.</i>

420
00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:09,974
[Duke]<i> When I got back to LA,</i>
          <i> I rounded up</i>
 <i> practically all of our money.</i>

421
00:25:09,976 --> 00:25:15,713
[Duke]<i> Total about 1.2 million</i>
  <i> and wired it immediately in</i>
  <i> to Walter's main hedge fund.</i>

422
00:25:16,883 --> 00:25:19,850
[Duke]<i> Deep down, I knew</i>
     <i> money really couldn't</i>
      <i> bring you happiness.</i>

423
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:23,621
[Duke]<i> But right now,</i>
     <i> we weren't very deep,</i>
   <i> and we were really happy.</i>

424
00:25:25,791 --> 00:25:27,725
[Duke]<i> Time went by</i>
       <i> and all was well,</i>

425
00:25:28,828 --> 00:25:31,795
<i> even though Chucky</i>
         <i> went sideways</i>
     <i> and never paid anyone.</i>

426
00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:34,932
[Duke]
  <i> Then, the day got real bad.</i>

427
00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:38,269
<i> We are following</i>
     <i> breaking news tonight.</i>

428
00:25:38,271 --> 00:25:40,938
<i> We've learned</i>
<i>that billionaire Walter Brooks,</i>

429
00:25:40,940 --> 00:25:43,841
<i> chairman of one</i>
     <i> of the most successful</i>
     <i> venture capital firms,</i>

430
00:25:43,843 --> 00:25:45,676
<i> has been indicted</i>
      <i> by the US Government</i>

431
00:25:45,678 --> 00:25:48,212
<i> for what appears to be</i>
    <i> running a Ponzi scheme.</i>

432
00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:50,915
<i> Now his whereabouts</i>
   <i> are unknown at this time,</i>

433
00:25:50,917 --> 00:25:55,119
<i> leaving disgruntled</i>
       <i> investors in ruins</i>
   <i> and desperate for answers.</i>

434
00:25:55,121 --> 00:25:56,320
What?

435
00:25:58,658 --> 00:26:01,325
[KC] No!

436
00:26:02,962 --> 00:26:07,698
[Duke]<i> After days</i>
         <i> of phone calls</i>
  <i> to lawyers, cops, even FBI,</i>

437
00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:10,200
<i> we finally realized</i>
    <i> that our money was gone.</i>

438
00:26:13,306 --> 00:26:15,973
[Duke]<i> The worst</i>
        <i> part about it is</i>
   <i> that Sebastian told people</i>

439
00:26:15,975 --> 00:26:19,677
<i> he never really trusted Brooks</i>
   <i> and never invested a dime.</i>

440
00:26:21,113 --> 00:26:25,583
[Duke]<i> To make</i>
         <i> matters worse,</i>
     <i> he was having a game.</i>

441
00:26:25,585 --> 00:26:27,785
[Duke]
    <i> My game with my players.</i>

442
00:26:27,787 --> 00:26:30,154
I got a knife and duct tape!
      And I'm bringing it!

443
00:26:30,156 --> 00:26:32,723
Who do you think we are?
         The Sopranos?
      Get back in the car.

444
00:26:37,029 --> 00:26:38,228
[Duke] Where's Sebastian?

445
00:26:45,304 --> 00:26:47,805
What is
    all the excitement? Huh?

446
00:26:47,807 --> 00:26:49,707
Ah! Dukemeister.

447
00:26:51,177 --> 00:26:52,910
What the hell's going on?

448
00:26:52,912 --> 00:26:54,945
You're relieved, big man.
           Thank you.

449
00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:56,914
What's that?
   What're you talking about?

450
00:26:56,916 --> 00:26:58,983
What are you doing?
       You having a game?

451
00:26:58,985 --> 00:27:01,218
My game? And you
        don't invite me?

452
00:27:02,088 --> 00:27:04,855
This is
    a hundred grand buy in.
   You told me you're broke.

453
00:27:04,857 --> 00:27:06,690
You're trying
       to steal my game.

454
00:27:06,692 --> 00:27:08,092
Wah!

455
00:27:10,096 --> 00:27:14,632
Duke, remember.
 I'm sixth degree in black belt
     on martial arts scale.

456
00:27:15,334 --> 00:27:17,901
Do not make me
    karate the fuck at you.

457
00:27:22,008 --> 00:27:26,210
Okay.
      But for the record,
 it's fifth degree black belt.

458
00:27:26,212 --> 00:27:27,945
It only goes up
        to fifth degree!

459
00:27:27,947 --> 00:27:30,147
Not in Europe. It's
   a different fucking scale!

460
00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:32,282
Different scale? Really?
    It's the metric system!

461
00:27:32,284 --> 00:27:33,851
Explain.
   What do you mean explain?

462
00:27:33,853 --> 00:27:35,853
Didn't you go to school?
          Yes, I did!

463
00:27:35,855 --> 00:27:37,788
Right!
    Well, the metric system!

464
00:27:37,789 --> 00:27:39,722
What are you talking about?
  The European metric system!

465
00:27:39,725 --> 00:27:41,392
I know the metric system!

466
00:27:45,898 --> 00:27:47,097
Is it fifth?

467
00:27:47,099 --> 00:27:48,899
Fuck!
      That's embarrassing.

468
00:27:53,439 --> 00:27:56,173
[Duke]<i> With my game stolen</i>
   <i> and my bankroll destroyed,</i>

469
00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:59,443
<i> I quickly tried to collect</i>
   <i> on my Chucky Burns marker.</i>

470
00:27:59,445 --> 00:28:02,813
[Duke]<i> This whack job</i>
           <i> did owe me</i>
<i>a quarter of a million dollars.</i>

471
00:28:06,118 --> 00:28:07,251
Hey!

472
00:28:08,254 --> 00:28:10,020
Hey! Hey! You look good.

473
00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:11,722
You look good.
          Thanks. You?

474
00:28:11,724 --> 00:28:13,724
Yeah. I'm fine.
         You look good.

475
00:28:13,726 --> 00:28:16,927
You look good.
         Very healthy.

476
00:28:19,165 --> 00:28:21,165
[Duke]
     Look, I got a problem.

477
00:28:22,401 --> 00:28:24,301
I'm really busted.
         I need money.

478
00:28:25,337 --> 00:28:28,706
You owe me some money.
          Two hundred
      and fifty thousand.

479
00:28:31,777 --> 00:28:32,743
[nervous laugh]

480
00:28:34,413 --> 00:28:36,714
Do I really owe you
    a quarter of a million?

481
00:28:37,416 --> 00:28:41,185
I'm not doubting you.
          I just have
        no memory of it.

482
00:28:42,121 --> 00:28:45,155
Yes. Yes, you owe me
        250 000 dollars.

483
00:28:45,157 --> 00:28:48,025
Remember the Thanksgiving
   game? You got gobbled up.

484
00:28:48,027 --> 00:28:50,127
Right. Right.

485
00:28:58,137 --> 00:29:00,337
Can I offer you a line?
              No.

486
00:29:01,207 --> 00:29:03,107
You want some of these?
              No.

487
00:29:03,109 --> 00:29:04,775
Some of these?
              No.

488
00:29:04,777 --> 00:29:06,210
Some of this?
              No.

489
00:29:08,781 --> 00:29:10,047
Okay. So...

490
00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:16,754
I wanna pay you.
   I wanna pay you the money.

491
00:29:16,756 --> 00:29:19,823
Thank God. Thank God.
   I knew you'd come through.
           Thank you!

492
00:29:20,292 --> 00:29:21,291
But I'm broke.

493
00:29:23,395 --> 00:29:24,428
You're broke.

494
00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:27,264
Yeah. No one's
   fucking hiring me anymore.

495
00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:28,365
I don't get it.

496
00:29:30,369 --> 00:29:31,769
Well, it's
         a shock to me.

497
00:29:32,905 --> 00:29:34,071
Look, I'll see you around.

498
00:29:35,508 --> 00:29:38,909
Hey Duke! Hey,
      uh, hey Duke. Duke?

499
00:29:41,247 --> 00:29:42,279
I'm really sorry.

500
00:29:45,050 --> 00:29:45,983
Hey, don't worry.

501
00:29:45,985 --> 00:29:51,522
My old man used to tell me
      everyone goes broke,
   only bums don't come back.

502
00:29:52,324 --> 00:29:53,257
You're not a bum.

503
00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:55,959
No, I'm not a bum.

504
00:29:58,297 --> 00:30:00,197
Winner. I'm a winner!

505
00:30:01,233 --> 00:30:05,202
I'm a winner! Whoo!

506
00:30:08,541 --> 00:30:11,074
[Duke]
         <i> Months went by</i>
     <i> and things got worse.</i>

507
00:30:12,344 --> 00:30:14,111
[Duke]
        <i> I was dead broke</i>
       <i> with bills to pay</i>

508
00:30:14,113 --> 00:30:16,246
<i> and a family who acted</i>
      <i> like I didn't exist.</i>

509
00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:19,817
Hey! Love you guys!

510
00:30:19,819 --> 00:30:21,885
Yeah, right dad, right!

511
00:30:23,022 --> 00:30:24,822
[phone ringing]

512
00:30:24,824 --> 00:30:26,323
[Duke]
        <i> Then... a break.</i>

513
00:30:28,561 --> 00:30:29,493
Hello?

514
00:30:31,363 --> 00:30:34,998
[Duke]<i> A call</i>
    <i> from Sebastian to meet.</i>
   <i> He said he had good news.</i>

515
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,167
[Duke] <i> I was at his house</i>
       <i> in twenty minutes.</i>

516
00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:39,369
Beautiful, last, we'll
    sink a little bit lower

517
00:30:39,371 --> 00:30:41,305
with each out breath,
          each inhale,

518
00:30:41,307 --> 00:30:43,407
lengthen,
      from middle sternum
     to crown of the head,

519
00:30:43,409 --> 00:30:46,210
each exhale sink
      a little bit lower,

520
00:30:46,212 --> 00:30:48,378
there we go. One more in,
        press your in...
              Hey.

521
00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:49,546
Now let's move...

522
00:30:50,382 --> 00:30:51,982
[Sebastian] Get me
         a nice towel.

523
00:30:54,854 --> 00:30:56,286
Namaste, Duke.

524
00:30:57,156 --> 00:31:00,991
So, why am I here?
          To watch you
    audition for Peter Pan?

525
00:31:00,993 --> 00:31:03,327
What, does this make
    you uncomfortable? Hmm?

526
00:31:05,865 --> 00:31:08,198
Listen,
    the reason you're here.

527
00:31:09,268 --> 00:31:12,135
I know you've had
          a tough time
      with Walter Brooks.

528
00:31:13,138 --> 00:31:16,139
I know
       that prick Chucky
   still owes you some dough.

529
00:31:16,141 --> 00:31:19,543
So I'd like
     to buy Chucky's marker
          off of you.

530
00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:21,478
Really?

531
00:31:22,948 --> 00:31:24,414
It's worth 250 grand.

532
00:31:24,416 --> 00:31:29,219
Yeah, but rumor has it,
  he is one foot in the grave
   and he's MC Hammer broke.

533
00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:33,190
You know?
       So, I'm thinking,
      I'll buy his marker.

534
00:31:34,460 --> 00:31:36,560
Maybe it pays off
         in ten years.
        Maybe it don't.

535
00:31:36,562 --> 00:31:39,897
But for forty grand,
   it might be with worth it.

536
00:31:39,899 --> 00:31:42,432
Forty grand! No,
       that's ridiculous.

537
00:31:43,502 --> 00:31:45,636
Okay. I knew you'd bargain.

538
00:31:46,939 --> 00:31:50,107
I'm willing to go up.
      Sixty. But not more.

539
00:31:52,211 --> 00:31:53,310
I'll take it.

540
00:31:55,414 --> 00:31:56,480
Of course you will.

541
00:31:59,385 --> 00:32:01,952
[Duke]
     <i> With the sixty grand,</i>
    <i> I laid low for a while.</i>

542
00:32:03,656 --> 00:32:05,455
[Duke]<i> And waited</i>
      <i> for the right game.</i>

543
00:32:08,627 --> 00:32:10,694
[Duke]<i> A thing happens</i>
  <i> when you're used to playing</i>

544
00:32:10,696 --> 00:32:13,397
<i> for a hundred grand</i>
         <i> and now you're</i>
        <i> playing for ten.</i>

545
00:32:15,334 --> 00:32:19,603
[Duke]<i> You play bad.</i>
    <i> I lost the entire sixty</i>
         <i> in one night.</i>

546
00:32:27,579 --> 00:32:31,982
So... we're down
       to the two dollar
       tequila now, huh?

547
00:32:33,218 --> 00:32:34,251
Pathetic.

548
00:32:38,490 --> 00:32:39,990
Here's some bad news.

549
00:32:45,164 --> 00:32:46,363
What? What is this?

550
00:32:48,233 --> 00:32:51,301
Yeah. Great timing
     to sell to Sebastian.

551
00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:56,306
Chucky's rich again.
   I heard he paid Sebastian
   back the 250 K weeks ago.

552
00:32:57,710 --> 00:33:01,411
It gets worse.
   Read the part about who's
 executive producing the show.

553
00:33:01,413 --> 00:33:04,982
Sebastian.
      Oh, my God! No, no!

554
00:33:04,984 --> 00:33:07,451
Which means Sebastian knew
     he was doing the show

555
00:33:07,453 --> 00:33:10,120
and he couldn't wait
         to hustle you.
          Fucking...!

556
00:33:12,124 --> 00:33:14,558
You better just straighten up,
   you drunken fool. Alright?

557
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:16,994
You just got robbed again
        by that scumbag!

558
00:33:19,698 --> 00:33:21,331
Time to get
        your balls back.

559
00:33:23,268 --> 00:33:24,501
Let's snap this guy.

560
00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:33,210
[Duke]
      <i> About a week later,</i>
    <i> I met up with Angry Jim.</i>

561
00:33:33,212 --> 00:33:36,313
[Duke]<i> I was gonna try</i>
   <i> and sell him my golf clubs</i>
     <i> for two hundred bucks</i>

562
00:33:36,315 --> 00:33:38,482
<i> even though</i>
       <i> they were probably</i>
      <i> still worth a grand.</i>

563
00:33:38,484 --> 00:33:40,250
[Duke]<i> I was</i>
      <i> desperate for money.</i>

564
00:33:41,687 --> 00:33:44,388
You made me
     come out to the valley
        again for these?

565
00:33:45,290 --> 00:33:47,424
These clubs look like
  they've been through a war.

566
00:33:48,060 --> 00:33:50,460
[Duke] Yeah.
        [phone ringing]

567
00:33:51,096 --> 00:33:52,029
Hello.

568
00:33:57,169 --> 00:33:58,368
What?

569
00:34:00,472 --> 00:34:04,775
[Duke]<i> Sandor was dead.</i>
     <i> He had a heart attack</i>
       <i> at the racetrack.</i>

570
00:34:12,785 --> 00:34:14,818
Sandor was
      a very special guy.

571
00:34:16,522 --> 00:34:17,454
True gambler.

572
00:34:20,159 --> 00:34:23,827
A man with great passion
    and many, many friends.

573
00:34:26,498 --> 00:34:29,433
Don't seem like to me.
  There's what? Eight people?

574
00:34:29,435 --> 00:34:33,703
If you were broke,
  Sandor would give you money.

575
00:34:34,606 --> 00:34:36,106
He wasn't about himself.

576
00:34:37,543 --> 00:34:39,276
Unlike
   other people in this room.

577
00:34:41,113 --> 00:34:42,379
I think he's talking
           about you.

578
00:34:42,381 --> 00:34:45,115
He was about giving.
          Oh, he gave.

579
00:34:46,218 --> 00:34:48,185
He still owes me
    like twenty five grand.

580
00:34:49,188 --> 00:34:51,221
Welcher, welcher...
         Hey, come on.

581
00:34:51,223 --> 00:34:53,690
Sandor,
     you were a great man.

582
00:34:55,194 --> 00:34:56,660
May the river card
        always hit you.

583
00:35:00,299 --> 00:35:01,398
I'm sorry. So sorry.

584
00:35:06,505 --> 00:35:09,106
You know, I think
        I'd like to say
      a little something.

585
00:35:10,309 --> 00:35:13,510
Hey! You can't say a damn word!
  What? I'm paying my respect.

586
00:35:13,512 --> 00:35:15,712
Respects? Respect him?
             Yeah.

587
00:35:15,714 --> 00:35:17,681
You didn't respect him
       when you broke him

588
00:35:17,683 --> 00:35:20,150
for 250 000 when he was
   stone cold drunk, did you?

589
00:35:20,152 --> 00:35:22,352
Why are you
     bringing that up now?

590
00:35:22,354 --> 00:35:24,287
Sit down.
         You sit down.

591
00:35:24,289 --> 00:35:27,157
I will sit down. You sit down.
I stood up first. You sit down.

592
00:35:27,159 --> 00:35:28,525
Sorry.
      He's very emotional.

593
00:35:28,527 --> 00:35:30,293
He's emotional.
         My apologies.

594
00:35:30,295 --> 00:35:31,828
He's emotional right now.

595
00:35:31,830 --> 00:35:33,530
Sit down.
         You sit down.

596
00:35:35,134 --> 00:35:36,299
No, you sit down.
           Sit down.

597
00:35:36,301 --> 00:35:38,235
I'm gonna sit down.
           Sit down.

598
00:35:38,237 --> 00:35:40,904
He's insensitive.
       Insensitive! Yes!

599
00:35:51,416 --> 00:35:55,719
[knocking on wood]
    It's a nice fucking box.
       What is that, oak?

600
00:35:56,522 --> 00:35:58,655
I'm very sorry
         for your loss.
           Thank you.

601
00:35:59,625 --> 00:36:01,858
[woman struggling]

602
00:36:06,798 --> 00:36:10,167
[sighing]
          Hi, Papiana.

603
00:36:10,169 --> 00:36:12,602
Oh!
         I'm so sorry!

604
00:36:13,172 --> 00:36:15,205
Oh, sweetie,
     that was so beautiful.

605
00:36:15,207 --> 00:36:16,940
Thank you. Thank you.

606
00:36:16,942 --> 00:36:20,177
And thank you
       for what you said
       about my brother.

607
00:36:20,179 --> 00:36:22,679
Thank you.
         Anyway, uh...

608
00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:28,451
Every year my mother would
   send Sandor a sum of money
    to enjoy his life with.

609
00:36:28,453 --> 00:36:30,420
Right.
           Anyway...

610
00:36:30,422 --> 00:36:33,323
In honor of Sandor
      and your friendship,

611
00:36:33,792 --> 00:36:36,860
my mother and I
  would like you to have this.

612
00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:38,628
Oh.

613
00:36:39,765 --> 00:36:40,931
[Wing] What is it?

614
00:36:40,933 --> 00:36:46,670
[Wing] You're kidding! No way!
Holy fuck! Oh my God! Oh my God!

615
00:36:46,672 --> 00:36:48,939
[Wing]
      Duke just inherited
       a million dollars!

616
00:36:50,876 --> 00:36:52,876
We're saved.
    We won't lose the house!

617
00:36:52,878 --> 00:36:55,779
[Angry]
     Wow! Duke's rolling in
    the big money now, huh.

618
00:36:56,481 --> 00:36:59,683
[Wing] Woohoo!
     My grandpa used to say

619
00:36:59,685 --> 00:37:02,419
sometimes good can
       come from sorrow.

620
00:37:04,523 --> 00:37:08,291
Hey, listen.
       Perhaps with this,
     maybe the old man here

621
00:37:09,328 --> 00:37:11,795
could buy his way
        back in my game
    with this sort of money.

622
00:37:11,797 --> 00:37:14,431
Relax, conman.
        I'll never play
      in your game again.

623
00:37:14,433 --> 00:37:16,800
Why are you calling me names?
  Why is he being so hostile?

624
00:37:16,802 --> 00:37:18,635
I was just coming over
      to congratulate you.

625
00:37:18,637 --> 00:37:20,804
No, you weren't.
       You came over here
        because of this.

626
00:37:20,806 --> 00:37:23,506
We have a little money
       again that we can
     get out of debt with.

627
00:37:23,508 --> 00:37:25,442
You want to hustle it.
          I know you.

628
00:37:25,444 --> 00:37:27,444
But I don't want your money.
          Good! Good.

629
00:37:27,446 --> 00:37:29,746
Now please leave
    before I bust your face!
        How about that?

630
00:37:29,748 --> 00:37:31,615
[Wing] Hey, come on guys.
        He's mean to me.

631
00:37:32,317 --> 00:37:35,352
Now I am mad, I do want
      your fucking money.
           Hey, hey!

632
00:37:35,354 --> 00:37:36,686
You want my money.

633
00:37:36,688 --> 00:37:39,389
He is bragging
  about how he wins any prop.

634
00:37:39,391 --> 00:37:41,491
Smartest man
   in the room. Right, Duke?

635
00:37:41,493 --> 00:37:42,859
Don't know
   what you're talking about.

636
00:37:42,861 --> 00:37:45,662
Why don't
       you put your money
      where your mouth is?

637
00:37:45,664 --> 00:37:47,631
You pick a prop.
     Anything. Sound fair?

638
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:51,568
Head's up at poker?
         Game of golf.
       Whatever you want.

639
00:37:51,970 --> 00:37:54,004
Be a big man.
      Put your money down.

640
00:37:55,474 --> 00:37:56,973
You're not really thinking...

641
00:37:59,845 --> 00:38:01,445
Babe, stay out of this.
     You know what I think?

642
00:38:01,446 --> 00:38:03,046
I think the problem
     is that you've played
 the knowing gambler too long.

643
00:38:03,715 --> 00:38:05,548
You're a has been
     who just wants to play

644
00:38:05,550 --> 00:38:07,484
in his shitty
      little valley game.

645
00:38:08,587 --> 00:38:10,854
I'll do it!
    Get your million ready.

646
00:38:10,856 --> 00:38:13,023
[Wing] Oh, no. Oh God.
         Are you crazy?

647
00:38:13,025 --> 00:38:15,492
We got our life back,
          now you want
      to risk everything?

648
00:38:15,494 --> 00:38:18,028
Babe, Sandor
     would've wanted this.
       I've got the edge.

649
00:38:18,030 --> 00:38:19,929
We'll win.
       Who's crushing it?

650
00:38:21,033 --> 00:38:23,700
Not you!
      You're on your own!

651
00:38:25,370 --> 00:38:28,004
This is without me.
   [Angry] That was awkward.

652
00:38:29,041 --> 00:38:31,675
So, what's the bet gonna be?

653
00:38:35,047 --> 00:38:37,047
A million dollar
         walk to Vegas!

654
00:38:38,083 --> 00:38:42,352
Very sexy!
 Okay assholes, the bet is on!

655
00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:45,989
Either one of you
      guys pulls out now,
    you owe a hundred grand.

656
00:38:45,991 --> 00:38:49,759
[Angry] After tonight,
       it's two hundred!
 The overall bet is a million.

657
00:38:51,396 --> 00:38:55,365
Extra betting is encouraged.
         Let's do this!

658
00:38:56,501 --> 00:38:59,836
[Duke]<i> We bickered</i>
      <i> for hours going over</i>
      <i> every little detail.</i>

659
00:38:59,838 --> 00:39:02,505
Okay,
      so three times a day
      for fifteen minutes,

660
00:39:02,507 --> 00:39:07,644
Duke can come into the RV,
       use the restroom,
  the shower if he so pleases.

661
00:39:07,646 --> 00:39:10,880
No! Twice a day!
    Tops. That's it. I'm not
    running a fucking hotel.

662
00:39:11,717 --> 00:39:14,351
[Duke]
     <i> Most of the big issues</i>
        <i> were settled on.</i>

663
00:39:14,353 --> 00:39:18,855
[Duke]<i> I had to sleep outside,</i>
      <i> I could walk or run,</i>
      <i> 90 % in the daytime,</i>

664
00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:23,126
<i> no hats allowed,</i>
 <i> and I could only eat or drink</i>
    <i> what I packed in my bag.</i>

665
00:39:24,129 --> 00:39:28,765
Now let's talk
       about the biggest
      issue of all: days.

666
00:39:29,468 --> 00:39:32,602
Wait, wait. What's he
   talking about? We decided
 it was going to be nine days.

667
00:39:32,604 --> 00:39:35,605
No, we said
       eight or nine days
       to be negotiated.

668
00:39:35,607 --> 00:39:37,073
But I'm
     leaning towards eight.

669
00:39:37,075 --> 00:39:40,143
Guys, get serious.
       I'm 48 years old.

670
00:39:40,145 --> 00:39:44,514
Okay, the walk to Vegas
        in eight days is
  36 miles a day. Impossible.

671
00:39:44,516 --> 00:39:46,649
Yeah. There's no way
    he's going to make that.

672
00:39:46,651 --> 00:39:48,718
Look at him.
       He's an old drunk.

673
00:39:49,921 --> 00:39:50,887
Sorry, Duke.

674
00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:53,957
No worries.
  [Angry] He does drink a lot.

675
00:39:53,959 --> 00:39:55,525
That is true.

676
00:39:55,527 --> 00:39:56,826
[Hank]
    Fuck, shit, fuck, shit.

677
00:39:56,828 --> 00:40:00,764
Boys, he's
   been playing professional
     tennis his whole life.

678
00:40:01,566 --> 00:40:03,767
He works out twice a day.
        He's conning us.

679
00:40:04,503 --> 00:40:07,537
No, it's eight days.
      Take it or leave it.

680
00:40:12,811 --> 00:40:16,780
Okay, you got me! Eight days.

681
00:40:17,616 --> 00:40:20,417
And as long as you're
       stealing my money,
      how about this one?

682
00:40:20,419 --> 00:40:22,919
How about seven days?
          [man] What?

683
00:40:22,921 --> 00:40:24,821
What are you talking about?
        You're kidding?

684
00:40:24,823 --> 00:40:29,692
I'll do it in seven days
        in the tradition
   of the Doyle Brunson bet.

685
00:40:31,963 --> 00:40:34,597
But Doyle was 32
     when he made that bet.

686
00:40:34,599 --> 00:40:39,169
He was in superior shape.
    He could run a marathon
  in three hours in his sleep.

687
00:40:40,539 --> 00:40:42,806
[man] Damn right.
I suppose you'd want odds on it.

688
00:40:42,808 --> 00:40:45,875
Yes, of course,
     I want odds. Big odds,
      or I'm out of here.

689
00:40:45,877 --> 00:40:47,844
[man] That's right!
         That's crazy!

690
00:40:47,846 --> 00:40:51,014
No, it's not. Seven
     days to walk to Vegas
        at 48 years old,

691
00:40:51,016 --> 00:40:53,683
a semi drunk
      in hot desert heat?

692
00:40:53,685 --> 00:40:58,755
Give us a break. He could
 never do it, so it's gotta be
    twenty to one, at least.

693
00:40:58,757 --> 00:41:00,190
[man] Yeah.
        [man 2] Thirty!

694
00:41:00,192 --> 00:41:02,158
[man] Thirty to one!
   That's what I'm thinking.

695
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:03,827
What do you think
      we should give him?

696
00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:06,763
You think
    he can actually make it?

697
00:41:07,999 --> 00:41:11,734
It can't be done.
          Not by him.
      It's a fucking lock.

698
00:41:14,039 --> 00:41:16,105
Alright, alright.
   Here we are. Here we are.

699
00:41:17,075 --> 00:41:20,810
In the tradition
       of the Doyle bet,
    we do it in seven days.

700
00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:24,481
But big man here's
       gotta wear a suit.
          What? What?

701
00:41:24,483 --> 00:41:27,550
A suit? You want me to wear
     a suit in the desert?
         Are you crazy?

702
00:41:27,552 --> 00:41:30,119
[Sebastian] That was
    part of the original bet
        and you know it.

703
00:41:30,121 --> 00:41:34,123
Seven days, you in a suit.
         I'll give you
          five to one.

704
00:41:35,193 --> 00:41:38,695
This is crazy.
         You know Doyle
      never made the bet?

705
00:41:39,764 --> 00:41:43,933
He stopped. He pulled
   off because he knew it was
    impossible to win. Yeah.

706
00:41:43,935 --> 00:41:46,870
Yeah, because you knew
        about the suit,
    which I'm impressed by,

707
00:41:46,872 --> 00:41:50,139
you must also know
 about the Jack Binion clause.

708
00:41:50,141 --> 00:41:52,775
That his best friend
       Jack Binion could
      actually relieve him

709
00:41:52,777 --> 00:41:54,611
the last 25
       miles if need be.

710
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:56,546
That's it?

711
00:41:56,548 --> 00:42:01,651
That's all you're whining about
     as our sticking point?
      Fuck. Alright. Deal.

712
00:42:03,154 --> 00:42:04,087
[Duke] Deal.

713
00:42:04,956 --> 00:42:06,256
You'd better warm up some.

714
00:42:08,527 --> 00:42:11,794
[Duke]
 <i> With only ten days to prepare,</i>
      <i> I had to move fast.</i>

715
00:42:11,796 --> 00:42:15,098
[pop song]

716
00:42:19,170 --> 00:42:21,738
¶<i> You calm down, calm down</i> ¶

717
00:42:21,740 --> 00:42:24,874
[Duke]<i> To make it official,</i>
     <i> all the money was put</i>
    <i> into an escrow account.</i>

718
00:42:26,044 --> 00:42:28,828
[Duke]<i> Very reputable.</i>

719
00:42:28,829 --> 00:42:31,613
¶<i> And I'm bound, I'm bound</i>
       <i> In all our place</i> ¶

720
00:42:31,616 --> 00:42:33,983
¶<i> There is no sound</i>
           <i> No sound</i> ¶

721
00:42:33,985 --> 00:42:37,287
[Duke]<i> I hadn't worked out</i>
      <i> this hard in years.</i>
    <i> But I was feeling great.</i>

722
00:42:37,289 --> 00:42:39,088
Hi, neighbor!
           Fuck you!

723
00:42:41,893 --> 00:42:47,897
¶<i> Ey, ey</i> ¶

724
00:42:50,235 --> 00:42:54,103
I'm the king
         of the Valley!

725
00:42:58,343 --> 00:43:01,110
I'm ready to go.
     Where are these guys?

726
00:43:02,681 --> 00:43:04,614
They said noon.
             Yeah.

727
00:43:06,051 --> 00:43:10,086
[musical car horn]

728
00:43:11,990 --> 00:43:14,257
[man on speaker]
   <i> Welcome, K-Mart shoppers!</i>

729
00:43:18,263 --> 00:43:21,664
Oh! Oh! Lookin' sharp!

730
00:43:23,301 --> 00:43:25,201
So this is what
   a Valley looks like, huh?

731
00:43:25,203 --> 00:43:27,837
Sweet RV, Sebastian!

732
00:43:27,839 --> 00:43:29,005
Suck a dick, Carl.

733
00:43:29,007 --> 00:43:30,640
[Carl] Yeah...

734
00:43:30,642 --> 00:43:32,275
Where's the missus?
      Where's the boy at?

735
00:43:32,277 --> 00:43:34,344
I thought you guys
     would be celebrating.

736
00:43:34,346 --> 00:43:36,379
Have some confetti,
         some balloons.

737
00:43:36,381 --> 00:43:38,781
I got my family covered.
     Don't worry about it.

738
00:43:40,218 --> 00:43:44,387
Okay guys,
        Pops is leaving!
          I love you!

739
00:43:45,290 --> 00:43:48,024
Fuck you!
         [door closing]

740
00:43:48,660 --> 00:43:50,760
In case you don't know,
   they still aren't talking.

741
00:43:50,762 --> 00:43:51,894
I fucking got it, Carl!

742
00:43:53,798 --> 00:43:56,633
Alright,
       love, ready, huh?
    I wanna get out of here.

743
00:43:56,635 --> 00:43:58,134
This Valley smog
      is burning my eyes.

744
00:44:00,338 --> 00:44:01,270
Yeah.

745
00:44:03,141 --> 00:44:05,875
[Hank laughing]
            Bye-bye.

746
00:44:05,877 --> 00:44:11,714
Okay, million dollar
   walk to Vegas, begins now!

747
00:44:12,751 --> 00:44:14,951
[Duke]<i> 280 miles</i>
       <i> to the Vegas sign.</i>

748
00:44:14,953 --> 00:44:16,719
<i> I had to win this bet.</i>

749
00:44:16,721 --> 00:44:21,791
<i> I chose to wear the suit</i>
   <i> that I proposed to KC in,</i>
         <i> 13 years ago.</i>

750
00:44:21,793 --> 00:44:23,292
<i> It was my lucky suit.</i>

751
00:44:23,294 --> 00:44:30,066
<i> I took the old back</i>
<i>route from the north end of the</i>
 <i> Valley through Santa Clarita.</i>

752
00:44:34,105 --> 00:44:36,339
<i> All the guys</i>
     <i> had action on the bet,</i>

753
00:44:37,909 --> 00:44:40,243
<i> most taking pieces</i>
      <i> on Sebastian's side.</i>

754
00:44:40,245 --> 00:44:42,779
[Duke]<i> Just Wing and Carl</i>
       <i> making bets on me.</i>

755
00:44:42,781 --> 00:44:46,783
[musical car horn]

756
00:44:48,219 --> 00:44:51,854
[man in speaker]
     <i> Hey, Dukey, we're all</i>
  <i> having ice cream sandwiches.</i>

757
00:44:51,856 --> 00:44:54,724
[man]<i> I don't wanna brag,</i>
       <i> but we are having</i>
     <i> ice cream sandwiches.</i>

758
00:44:57,062 --> 00:44:59,128
[Duke]<i> I got</i>
        <i> through 40 miles</i>
          <i> on day one.</i>

759
00:44:59,831 --> 00:45:01,230
[Duke]
    <i> I was right on schedule.</i>

760
00:45:01,232 --> 00:45:03,700
[animals howling and barking]

761
00:45:03,702 --> 00:45:06,936
Thank you!
      Thank you, coyotes!

762
00:45:06,938 --> 00:45:09,272
I'll be here all week!

763
00:45:10,442 --> 00:45:14,110
I can't believe the bastard
       made Vasquez Rocks
       on the first day!

764
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:19,816
Vasquez Rocks? Isn't that
     where Rock Hudson shot
     that movie "Rio Bravo"

765
00:45:19,818 --> 00:45:21,751
where he killed
       all those Indians?

766
00:45:21,753 --> 00:45:24,087
I don't care.
         No, incorrect.

767
00:45:24,089 --> 00:45:25,855
That would be John Wayne.

768
00:45:26,291 --> 00:45:29,292
Did I ever tell you
   I handled his son Patrick
        back in the day?

769
00:45:29,294 --> 00:45:32,328
You didn't. But you know what?
       I'm having trouble
       sleeping at night,

770
00:45:32,330 --> 00:45:35,498
so why don't
       you call me later
     and retell that story?

771
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:44,974
[Duke]<i> Day two</i>
         <i> I hit it early</i>
   <i> and sprung down the road.</i>

772
00:45:45,777 --> 00:45:49,212
[Duke]<i> I cruised down</i>
      <i> Pearblossom Highway.</i>
      <i> And was making time.</i>

773
00:45:50,815 --> 00:45:53,316
[Duke]<i> I breezed</i>
     <i> through the mountains</i>
      <i> like it was nothing.</i>

774
00:45:58,156 --> 00:46:00,790
[Duke]<i> It was hot,</i>
     <i> but I was kicking ass!</i>

775
00:46:00,792 --> 00:46:04,393
[Duke] <i> With the beautiful sun</i>
   <i> shining down, I was strong</i>
     <i> and full of vitamin D.</i>

776
00:46:04,395 --> 00:46:06,062
[Duke]<i> My body</i>
        <i> was in its zone.</i>

777
00:46:06,064 --> 00:46:10,066
[Duke]<i> I was excited</i>
 <i> about life and at total peace</i>
        <i> with the world.</i>

778
00:46:11,002 --> 00:46:13,169
Yo, Pops!
      You're fucking sick!

779
00:46:13,171 --> 00:46:15,004
[laughing]

780
00:46:17,909 --> 00:46:19,942
Come on, punks!

781
00:46:25,450 --> 00:46:29,285
[Duke] <i> Fucking millennials.</i>
<i>They think they're all hot shit</i>
     <i> with their craft beer.</i>

782
00:46:32,557 --> 00:46:37,894
<i> After that debacle,</i>
<i>I started to hurt and slow down.</i>

783
00:46:40,165 --> 00:46:43,166
<i> Around noon time,</i>
        <i> I felt tingling</i>
        <i> around my neck.</i>

784
00:46:43,168 --> 00:46:44,901
<i> The start of heat stroke.</i>

785
00:46:48,907 --> 00:46:52,275
Alright, 15 minute
      RV break starts now!

786
00:46:52,277 --> 00:46:53,843
Give him room!

787
00:46:54,279 --> 00:46:56,846
[Carl] Okay! Okay,
         here he comes.

788
00:46:56,848 --> 00:47:00,049
[Carl] Here comes the champ.
      You know something?
   You're getting a good tan.

789
00:47:00,852 --> 00:47:01,851
[Carl] Uh oh.

790
00:47:03,922 --> 00:47:06,389
Someone give him
         a cell phone.
   So he can call the misses.

791
00:47:09,494 --> 00:47:10,493
Too soon?

792
00:47:11,329 --> 00:47:12,428
I take it back.

793
00:47:12,430 --> 00:47:17,567
Oh, my gosh! Yeah, it takes
        a real tough guy
        to hit a child.

794
00:47:18,570 --> 00:47:20,903
[Carl]
   Hey! You're looking good.

795
00:47:20,905 --> 00:47:25,274
[Carl] And you're feeling good!
        [Duke vomiting]

796
00:47:27,045 --> 00:47:28,277
He's fine.

797
00:47:30,048 --> 00:47:32,882
[Duke]<i> That afternoon,</i>
        <i> I was dragging.</i>

798
00:47:34,285 --> 00:47:37,854
<i> But with five million dollars</i>
      <i> to win, I pushed on.</i>

799
00:47:42,994 --> 00:47:45,261
<i> There were times</i>
    <i> I'd get ahead of the RV.</i>

800
00:47:45,263 --> 00:47:49,232
<i> They'd stall,</i>
    <i> have lunch or go to some</i>
      <i> sleazy strip joint.</i>

801
00:47:51,202 --> 00:47:54,270
<i> I cut across</i>
      <i> a lot of open desert</i>
      <i> to make better time.</i>

802
00:47:55,573 --> 00:47:57,907
<i> Of course,</i>
  <i> Sebastian wouldn't trust me,</i>

803
00:47:59,978 --> 00:48:03,479
<i> so he hired this scout</i>
       <i> to walk behind me</i>
     <i> about a half mile away</i>

804
00:48:03,481 --> 00:48:08,017
<i> just in case a motorcycle</i>
 <i> didn't pick me up and drive me</i>
    <i> ten miles down the road.</i>

805
00:48:08,553 --> 00:48:09,919
[Angry]
       <i> Oh, we're fucked.</i>

806
00:48:09,921 --> 00:48:13,623
Duke's already gone
  a hundred miles in two days.

807
00:48:13,625 --> 00:48:15,925
That guy's a fucking machine.
              Nah.

808
00:48:15,927 --> 00:48:18,628
We'll be alright.
         He'll tire out
        after day three.

809
00:48:18,630 --> 00:48:21,163
Nobody beats
       a fucking desert.
           Trust me.

810
00:48:21,165 --> 00:48:23,099
[door knocking]
         Check or bet.

811
00:48:23,101 --> 00:48:26,235
Hey, guys,
     it's too hot in here.
       I need some water.

812
00:48:26,237 --> 00:48:28,471
Wonton,
  get the fuck back in there.

813
00:48:28,473 --> 00:48:30,640
You pop out again,
       you lose the bet!

814
00:48:31,342 --> 00:48:34,477
[Hank]
     Water? He wants water?
       I don't think so.

815
00:48:34,479 --> 00:48:36,512
[laughter]

816
00:48:42,253 --> 00:48:44,620
[Duke]
     <i> By the end of day two</i>
        <i> I was exhausted.</i>

817
00:48:44,622 --> 00:48:48,157
<i> And with everything at stake,</i>
     <i> I went into autopilot,</i>

818
00:48:48,159 --> 00:48:50,393
<i> and made Victorville</i>
       <i> before nightfall.</i>

819
00:48:59,137 --> 00:49:02,071
<i> Day three.</i>
     <i> Way ahead of schedule.</i>

820
00:49:03,408 --> 00:49:05,508
<i> My body</i>
   <i> feeling surprisingly good.</i>

821
00:49:05,510 --> 00:49:06,943
<i> I was off.</i>

822
00:49:11,482 --> 00:49:14,984
[police siren sound]
  [man in speaker] Pull over.

823
00:49:15,420 --> 00:49:16,719
[police siren sound]

824
00:49:21,259 --> 00:49:23,025
[Sebastian]
      What is this about?

825
00:49:23,027 --> 00:49:25,294
I stopped
       you because you're
     slowing down traffic.

826
00:49:25,296 --> 00:49:28,664
Ugh...I don't have
     time for this. I mean,
    clearly, you're insane.

827
00:49:28,666 --> 00:49:32,601
How are we slowing down
     traffic when there is
      no fucking traffic?

828
00:49:33,738 --> 00:49:35,738
Jesus Christ! Look,

829
00:49:35,740 --> 00:49:39,575
I know for a fact
          that we paid
  all you hillbilly cops off.

830
00:49:39,577 --> 00:49:41,477
Rather handsomely,
           I may add.

831
00:49:41,479 --> 00:49:43,479
Who you calling a hillbilly?
              You.

832
00:49:43,481 --> 00:49:46,282
Hey! What's the problem?
      What's the problem?

833
00:49:46,284 --> 00:49:48,384
This silly hick fuck
     wants to shut us down.

834
00:49:48,386 --> 00:49:51,320
Hey, sir,
  return to your vehicle! Now!

835
00:49:51,322 --> 00:49:54,223
My what?
  Return to your vehicle now.

836
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:57,193
Do it!
  [Sebastian] What did he say?

837
00:49:57,195 --> 00:49:59,061
[Duke] Let go!
    [Sebastian] My vehicle?

838
00:49:59,063 --> 00:50:01,030
[Sebastian]
        They don't even
         speak English.

839
00:50:02,567 --> 00:50:04,567
There they go with their guns.
         Get in there!

840
00:50:04,569 --> 00:50:06,402
For fuck sake.
            Officer.

841
00:50:06,404 --> 00:50:08,637
Vehicles. It's not even a word!
    Officer. Can I explain?

842
00:50:08,639 --> 00:50:11,407
My name's Duke.
   I apologize for that guy.
     He's a movie director.

843
00:50:11,409 --> 00:50:12,641
Oh, I know who he is.

844
00:50:13,411 --> 00:50:15,411
And you Hollywood pricks
     think you can get away

845
00:50:15,413 --> 00:50:17,513
with whatever
      you want, don't you?

846
00:50:17,515 --> 00:50:20,016
Yeah, actually,
        I agree with you
    about Hollywood pricks.

847
00:50:20,018 --> 00:50:23,019
They all are.
     I used to be an actor
   in Hollywood myself. Yeah.

848
00:50:24,589 --> 00:50:26,689
But anyway,
       that guy in there,
           trust me,

849
00:50:26,691 --> 00:50:29,125
he's the biggest
        Hollywood prick
       you'll ever meet.

850
00:50:29,127 --> 00:50:33,129
You know what?
       I'm broke because
      of that prick. Yeah.

851
00:50:33,131 --> 00:50:36,465
I can't support my wife
   and my kid. Honest to God
     because of that prick.

852
00:50:37,668 --> 00:50:41,437
And, sadly I made a bet
     with that stupid prick

853
00:50:41,439 --> 00:50:45,574
that I can, it's crazy,
  walk to Vegas in seven days.

854
00:50:45,576 --> 00:50:47,376
A walk to Vegas?

855
00:50:48,646 --> 00:50:51,047
Are you out of your mind?
             Yeah.

856
00:50:51,049 --> 00:50:53,549
Maybe I am. I don't know.
       But I'm doing it.
    I'm out here right now!

857
00:50:53,551 --> 00:50:56,318
I'm half way through
         and, officer,
      if you stop me now,

858
00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:59,422
I will lose,
           that prick
      will have ruined me.

859
00:51:03,694 --> 00:51:04,643
I don't know what I'll do.

860
00:51:04,644 --> 00:51:05,593
I'm sorry
   I called you a silly fuck.

861
00:51:07,598 --> 00:51:09,365
Wow, he really is
       a prick, isn't he?

862
00:51:14,072 --> 00:51:17,106
Well, listen.
     You got a bet to win.

863
00:51:19,544 --> 00:51:20,843
And I'm not gonna stop you.

864
00:51:21,712 --> 00:51:23,779
You're not? Really?

865
00:51:24,749 --> 00:51:27,349
That's great! Thank you,
     thank you, thank you!

866
00:51:28,386 --> 00:51:33,756
You know what the difference
 between a porcupine and a bus
  full of Hollywood types is?

867
00:51:35,326 --> 00:51:39,528
No, not really.
          Don't know.
         I don't know.

868
00:51:39,530 --> 00:51:42,164
The porcupine
         has his pricks
        on the outside.

869
00:51:45,169 --> 00:51:47,336
That... That's funny.

870
00:51:47,338 --> 00:51:51,340
That's the porcupine
   reference... That's good.

871
00:51:51,342 --> 00:51:53,242
Yeah, yeah.
    I just made that one up.

872
00:51:53,244 --> 00:51:55,377
Yeah, we got
        a little comedy
       club in Lancaster.

873
00:51:55,379 --> 00:51:57,546
Sometimes, I go
       in there and I...
         It's a hobby.

874
00:51:57,548 --> 00:52:00,683
I try out some stuff.
      That's clever stuff.

875
00:52:01,319 --> 00:52:02,718
Great sense of humor.

876
00:52:02,720 --> 00:52:06,355
If I was you, I would
       get off this road.

877
00:52:06,357 --> 00:52:08,757
You wanna head out up
   over that mountain there.

878
00:52:08,759 --> 00:52:10,759
It's a little terrain,
   but you're gonna be fine.

879
00:52:10,761 --> 00:52:12,495
The road bends back around.

880
00:52:12,497 --> 00:52:14,864
It's gonna be
        a real shortcut,
     save you a few hours.

881
00:52:14,866 --> 00:52:16,765
No, you're kidding.
       That's beautiful.

882
00:52:16,767 --> 00:52:18,868
Officer,
   I can't thank you enough.
           You are...

883
00:52:18,870 --> 00:52:22,505
I'm so sorry about him,
     and you're fantastic!
       And you're funny.

884
00:52:23,207 --> 00:52:24,373
It's been a real pleasure.

885
00:52:24,375 --> 00:52:26,242
Oh.
       Yeah. Real actor.

886
00:52:26,244 --> 00:52:27,543
Meeting a real actor.

887
00:52:27,545 --> 00:52:29,645
You ever been
   in anything I'd ever seen?

888
00:52:29,647 --> 00:52:32,148
Never.
   Probably never. Way back.
       Thank you though.

889
00:52:32,150 --> 00:52:33,782
No, I've seen
       your face before.
          I know you.

890
00:52:33,784 --> 00:52:35,451
Could I give you my card?

891
00:52:35,887 --> 00:52:39,421
I can't really do that now.
   So, listen, you get going.

892
00:52:39,423 --> 00:52:43,392
Okay? You teach
 that Hollywood prick a lesson.
       Okay? You hear me?

893
00:52:43,828 --> 00:52:45,327
Alright.
            I will.

894
00:52:45,329 --> 00:52:46,662
Hydrate.

895
00:52:49,934 --> 00:52:50,866
Oy!

896
00:52:51,903 --> 00:52:53,836
What's going on?
    Is it happening or what?

897
00:52:53,838 --> 00:52:56,872
Yeah, it's happening!
     The race is still on!

898
00:52:56,874 --> 00:52:59,408
And he agrees.
   You're a Hollywood prick!

899
00:52:59,410 --> 00:53:00,609
<i> Adios.</i>

900
00:53:12,256 --> 00:53:13,355
Now they tell me!

901
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:36,612
[Duke] What is this?

902
00:53:38,249 --> 00:53:40,382
[Duke] Hillbilly help!
        [voice echoing]

903
00:53:42,687 --> 00:53:43,619
Okay.

904
00:53:43,621 --> 00:53:48,490
Is that irritating?
  Some shortcut your pal took.

905
00:53:49,927 --> 00:53:52,628
[Duke]<i> Hours later,</i>
       <i> I hit rock bottom.</i>

906
00:53:53,698 --> 00:53:54,630
[Duke]<i> Literally.</i>

907
00:54:00,571 --> 00:54:02,705
[Duke]<i> It was a miracle</i>
      <i> I even found the RV.</i>

908
00:54:07,945 --> 00:54:10,613
Alright, your call.
  Hey! What the fuck is that?

909
00:54:15,019 --> 00:54:17,453
Come on.
         You're putting
   the heater on? Seriously?

910
00:54:17,455 --> 00:54:19,622
I'm not fucking
      Ben & Jerry's, Carl!

911
00:54:19,624 --> 00:54:20,990
[Sebastian]
       Freezing in here!

912
00:54:27,331 --> 00:54:30,399
You hustling creep!
      You got to that cop!

913
00:54:30,401 --> 00:54:33,035
I'm sorry,
I can neither confirm nor deny.

914
00:54:33,037 --> 00:54:35,304
You son of a bitch!
  You're gonna play that way?

915
00:54:35,906 --> 00:54:38,040
Look, I've got millions
   riding on this, pitchman.

916
00:54:38,042 --> 00:54:41,644
Remember all skinning
   is allowed in a snake pit.

917
00:54:43,014 --> 00:54:45,381
That's "I'll put
         a rattlesnake
         in your pocket

918
00:54:45,383 --> 00:54:47,049
and I'll ask for a match,"
           you moron!

919
00:54:48,352 --> 00:54:50,352
You're misquoting
      Amarillo Slim again!

920
00:54:57,428 --> 00:55:00,863
[Duke]<i> That little stunt</i>
          <i> by Sebastian</i>
   <i> cost me nearly six hours.</i>

921
00:55:04,335 --> 00:55:07,903
[Duke]<i> So I decided to cash in</i>
     <i> on some of my limited</i>
      <i> night walking time.</i>

922
00:55:10,975 --> 00:55:13,809
[wind blowing]
[Angry] Okay. Oh, look at that.

923
00:55:13,811 --> 00:55:15,911
[Hank] You feel that?
         [Angry] Whoo!

924
00:55:15,913 --> 00:55:19,381
I'm glad I'm in here
         and it's cozy.
       Are we gonna play?

925
00:55:19,383 --> 00:55:20,916
[Hank] Some kind
      of crazy sandstorm?

926
00:55:22,720 --> 00:55:25,788
[banging the door]
        Hey! Let me in!

927
00:55:26,424 --> 00:55:30,359
Yes, can I help you?
  I'm blowing away! Let me in!

928
00:55:31,662 --> 00:55:34,797
Duke, I'm sorry, big man,
 you've already had your break.

929
00:55:34,799 --> 00:55:36,598
We've discussed this.

930
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:39,034
You cannot a take break
       within three hours
         of each other.

931
00:55:39,036 --> 00:55:43,639
I mean, the rules are rules
   unless you wanna concede.

932
00:55:43,641 --> 00:55:45,374
Concede, my ass!

933
00:55:45,376 --> 00:55:48,911
Take your hand
      off my door handle.
             Dukey?

934
00:55:48,913 --> 00:55:50,679
[Duke]
   <i> Sebastian wasn't budging.</i>

935
00:55:50,681 --> 00:55:52,881
[Duke]<i> I had to get</i>
        <i> the hazmat suit</i>

936
00:55:52,883 --> 00:55:55,484
<i> that Wing had</i>
         <i> brought along</i>
   <i> for emergencies like this.</i>

937
00:55:55,486 --> 00:55:57,019
Come on,
   Sebastian. This is cruel.

938
00:55:57,021 --> 00:55:59,355
Let him in!
   What do you guys worried?

939
00:55:59,357 --> 00:56:02,558
[Sebastian] If he dies, he dies.
  Let my brother in, come on!

940
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:05,694
[Wing] Yeah!
           [laughing]

941
00:56:05,696 --> 00:56:08,597
[Duke] I need the hazmat suit.
        The hazmat suit!

942
00:56:08,599 --> 00:56:10,499
Huh? What's
       he trying to say?

943
00:56:10,501 --> 00:56:12,067
The hazmat suit!
           I need it!

944
00:56:12,069 --> 00:56:14,570
Little Dukey.
    What's he trying to say?

945
00:56:14,572 --> 00:56:16,839
He's trying to communicate.
 He's trying to play charades?

946
00:56:16,841 --> 00:56:18,607
Oh, I love charades.
        [Hank] So do I!

947
00:56:18,609 --> 00:56:22,644
A thousand bucks a man
     to whoever figures it!
           Whip out!

948
00:56:22,646 --> 00:56:24,980
[Hank] No one beats me.
           I can play
    at Betty White's house!

949
00:56:25,549 --> 00:56:29,885
[talking at the same time]
  Give me something to write!

950
00:56:29,887 --> 00:56:33,655
[Wing]
     Dirty mag, soft porn.
  He's cold. Rock the cradle.

951
00:56:33,657 --> 00:56:36,458
A hazmat suit. Ebola!

952
00:56:36,460 --> 00:56:39,428
Wings, wings,
      it must be airplane!

953
00:56:39,430 --> 00:56:41,430
He's saying airplane.
     Write down "airplane."

954
00:56:41,432 --> 00:56:44,133
[Wing] Airplane.
        [Carl] Airplane.

955
00:56:45,102 --> 00:56:48,904
Oh! Not airplane! E!

956
00:56:48,906 --> 00:56:51,607
That's the letter E.
         Write down E!

957
00:56:51,609 --> 00:56:53,609
[Wing] Hold on. Hold on.
          [Carl] E. E?

958
00:56:55,112 --> 00:56:57,913
Yes! Yes.
            Got it!

959
00:56:57,915 --> 00:57:02,618
Second syllable. Looks
  like he's pitching softball.

960
00:57:02,620 --> 00:57:05,587
[Hank] Betty White cookies.
[Carl] Softball? Yeah, softball.

961
00:57:05,589 --> 00:57:07,456
[Carl]
    I know what he's doing.
         He's bowling.

962
00:57:07,458 --> 00:57:09,992
Bowling?
[Carl] Yes. Write down bowling.

963
00:57:09,994 --> 00:57:12,060
[Angry]
       Don't know anybody
      who bowls like that.

964
00:57:14,064 --> 00:57:16,932
Yes! Bowling! Ebola!
           I need...

965
00:57:16,934 --> 00:57:19,735
[Wing]
   He wants the hazmat suit!
   He wants the hazmat suit!

966
00:57:19,737 --> 00:57:22,171
[Wing]
        Got it! Got it!
  I win four thousand dollars.

967
00:57:22,173 --> 00:57:24,840
[Carl]
      You'd better hurry.
     He's gonna blow away.

968
00:57:24,842 --> 00:57:27,476
[Carl] It's not in the fridge.
    [Wing] I love this game.

969
00:57:28,145 --> 00:57:34,149
[jazz music]

970
00:58:07,985 --> 00:58:09,251
[Duke]<i> Day four was torture.</i>

971
00:58:09,253 --> 00:58:15,791
[Duke]<i> It was 110</i>
   <i> in the cactus shade, I was</i>
<i>exhausted before the day began.</i>

972
00:58:18,162 --> 00:58:21,230
Hey, Carl.
        Duke slowed down
        real bad today.

973
00:58:21,966 --> 00:58:25,000
Something's wrong.
      Hey, Wing, get out!

974
00:58:26,504 --> 00:58:28,537
[Sebastian] Five minutes.
      You know the rules.

975
00:58:29,173 --> 00:58:33,208
Duke!
         [Duke panting]

976
00:58:33,210 --> 00:58:36,278
Don't tell me... You won
   another game of charades.

977
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:38,814
[laughing] No,
      I came out for you.

978
00:58:38,816 --> 00:58:42,150
You are very slow today...
      What? What happens?

979
00:58:42,152 --> 00:58:44,119
You mean
    what's happening, Wing?

980
00:58:44,121 --> 00:58:45,888
I tell
  you say "what's happening."

981
00:58:45,890 --> 00:58:47,756
I don't know Wing,
       it's a little hot.

982
00:58:48,592 --> 00:58:50,826
My legs,
     they feel like cement.
     They don't feel good.

983
00:58:50,828 --> 00:58:53,028
[Wing] Uh, oh.
        [Duke] Oh, man.

984
00:58:53,030 --> 00:58:55,564
Duke, I'm worried about you.
        What? You okay?

985
00:58:55,566 --> 00:58:57,065
Yeah,
      I'm okay. I'm okay.

986
00:58:58,102 --> 00:59:00,269
Maybe I'm not.
      Maybe I'm not okay.
            Alright?

987
00:59:00,271 --> 00:59:04,106
If you ask me, you know,
   I think it's your stride.

988
00:59:04,108 --> 00:59:05,807
I don't think
     you're walking right.

989
00:59:05,809 --> 00:59:07,876
I'm walking right.
   I'm just tired of walking.

990
00:59:07,878 --> 00:59:11,013
You know what, right now
      you look very slow.

991
00:59:11,015 --> 00:59:13,215
You know,
      you walk like this.
     Like a tired creature.

992
00:59:13,217 --> 00:59:17,252
You know
    you have to think, like,
 a Olympic style speed walker.

993
00:59:17,254 --> 00:59:18,887
You know? Like this.

994
00:59:21,025 --> 00:59:22,291
You look like
       you have the runs.

995
00:59:22,293 --> 00:59:23,959
It doesn't matter
       what I look like.

996
00:59:23,961 --> 00:59:26,161
This is how the best
    walkers move, you know?

997
00:59:26,163 --> 00:59:30,599
Like, uh,
    like walking the catwalk
       at a fashion show.

998
00:59:30,601 --> 00:59:33,302
Yeah, move
    that high knee. Come on,
 move that high knee. Let's go!

999
00:59:33,304 --> 00:59:37,806
Yeah! Yes! That's good, okay.
   Now add some speed, okay?

1000
00:59:37,808 --> 00:59:41,577
Yeah! Like, uh, like
 you're a model at a cat ramp.

1001
00:59:41,579 --> 00:59:44,580
Okay? Give me some attitude.
         Attitude! Ah!

1002
00:59:44,582 --> 00:59:46,148
It's not bad!
         It's not bad.

1003
00:59:49,653 --> 00:59:53,722
And now! Add those arms.
  Yes! Like a butterfly! Yes!

1004
00:59:53,724 --> 00:59:56,992
Like a butterfly!
     Oh, yeah, you're fine!

1005
00:59:57,928 --> 00:59:59,595
He's got a fucking trainer.

1006
00:59:59,597 --> 01:00:01,163
Swing the arms.
           I'm good.

1007
01:00:01,165 --> 01:00:03,865
I told you swing the arms.
 You're like a butterfly. Okay?

1008
01:00:03,867 --> 01:00:05,167
Yes!
    Think like a butterfly.

1009
01:00:05,169 --> 01:00:07,069
Yes, yes, yes. I'm going.
            We fly!

1010
01:00:07,071 --> 01:00:08,370
We're swimming.
           I'm going.

1011
01:00:08,372 --> 01:00:10,005
We're swimming
      on the ground, yes!

1012
01:00:11,709 --> 01:00:14,376
Like De la Renta!
   You know, these big legs.

1013
01:00:15,679 --> 01:00:19,748
I feel uncomfortable
        within my skin.

1014
01:00:19,750 --> 01:00:21,817
And I feel
    like I can't look away.

1015
01:00:22,319 --> 01:00:26,254
Yes! Yes! Like a butterfly!
       Oh yeah, you fly!

1016
01:00:26,256 --> 01:00:29,758
Dukey, you fly!
    Stop, stop, stop, stop.

1017
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:32,094
I'm not a butterfly.
            You fly!

1018
01:00:32,096 --> 01:00:36,398
But. But. But, wait.
  My hips hurt. My hips hurt.

1019
01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:40,335
I know your hips hurt,
      but you got to look
         sexy like me.

1020
01:00:40,337 --> 01:00:42,971
[Hank singing]
          ¶<i> Dadadada</i> ¶

1021
01:00:42,973 --> 01:00:46,008
[Sebastian] Already I look
     like Dolph Lundgren's
        younger brother.

1022
01:00:46,010 --> 01:00:48,677
Now, take your clothes off.

1023
01:00:51,181 --> 01:00:52,881
I mean, like,
     what if he said that?

1024
01:00:54,284 --> 01:00:56,018
What did you mean by that?

1025
01:00:56,020 --> 01:00:57,719
We were goofing on them
        doing the voice.

1026
01:00:57,721 --> 01:01:00,439
Why would you say
    he's taking his clothes.

1027
01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:03,158
Nobody's taking
   their clothes off. Already
   it's inappropriate enough.

1028
01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:05,127
Why would one of them be naked?
       Don't look at me.

1029
01:01:05,129 --> 01:01:06,862
You say way more
   disgusting things than me.

1030
01:01:06,864 --> 01:01:09,831
Hey! Hey! Why would one
     of them be naked only?

1031
01:01:10,834 --> 01:01:12,868
I thought
   it would be funny that...

1032
01:01:12,870 --> 01:01:15,103
I thought we were doing...
       Like doing a bit.

1033
01:01:15,105 --> 01:01:16,805
And one
    of them would be naked?

1034
01:01:17,675 --> 01:01:20,042
In the bit.
          In the joke.

1035
01:01:22,012 --> 01:01:25,213
[Duke]<i> As the day went on,</i>
   <i> I continued on guts alone.</i>

1036
01:01:27,718 --> 01:01:31,953
[Duke]<i> The more I tried</i>
     <i> to forget the pain...</i>
     <i> The more it was there.</i>

1037
01:01:34,892 --> 01:01:38,326
[Wing singing]
 ¶<i> Can you bake a cherry pie </i> ¶

1038
01:01:38,328 --> 01:01:41,697
¶ <i> Billy boy, Billy boy</i> ¶

1039
01:01:41,699 --> 01:01:44,966
[Duke]<i> At first I thought</i>
      <i> it was psychological</i>
     <i> warfare from the gang.</i>

1040
01:01:44,968 --> 01:01:46,802
¶<i> Darling Billy</i> ¶

1041
01:01:46,804 --> 01:01:49,971
[Duke]
     <i> But then it was clear.</i>
       <i> Another prop bet.</i>

1042
01:01:49,973 --> 01:01:52,874
[Duke]
  <i> How many patriot songs Wing</i>
    <i> could sing word for word</i>

1043
01:01:52,876 --> 01:01:54,876
<i> in twenty minutes</i>
          <i> with an over</i>
       <i> and under of five.</i>

1044
01:01:54,878 --> 01:01:57,279
Hurrah! Hurrah!

1045
01:01:57,281 --> 01:02:01,850
[Duke]<i> Who knew Wing majored</i>
    <i> in patriotic folk music</i>
          <i> in college?</i>

1046
01:02:01,852 --> 01:02:03,351
[Duke]
 <i> And was a genius in his field.</i>

1047
01:02:03,353 --> 01:02:06,755
¶<i> ...in is hat</i>
    <i> And called it macaroni</i> ¶

1048
01:02:09,293 --> 01:02:11,193
[Duke]<i> Bunch of gambling</i>
          <i> degenerates.</i>

1049
01:02:19,503 --> 01:02:22,304
[Duke]<i> Speaking</i>
    <i> of gambling degenerates,</i>

1050
01:02:22,306 --> 01:02:25,140
<i> when word spread back</i>
          <i> in Hollywood</i>
  <i> about the walk to Vegas bet,</i>

1051
01:02:25,142 --> 01:02:27,743
<i> everyone wanted</i>
      <i> to be a part of it.</i>

1052
01:02:35,486 --> 01:02:38,820
[Duke]<i> Squeeze showed</i>
    <i> at the party and crushed</i>
          <i> a few hands.</i>

1053
01:02:40,324 --> 01:02:45,127
[Duke]<i> Even Chucky showed up,</i>
  <i> fresh from his new TV series</i>
        <i> in a party bus.</i>

1054
01:02:46,029 --> 01:02:49,297
[Duke]<i> With just a few days</i>
        <i> to go and still</i>
       <i> ahead of schedule,</i>

1055
01:02:49,299 --> 01:02:51,133
<i> I decided to press my luck.</i>

1056
01:02:51,135 --> 01:02:57,472
[Duke]<i> I took some Korean herbs</i>
<i>that Wing had been saving for me</i>
        <i> for emergencies.</i>

1057
01:02:58,375 --> 01:03:00,542
[Duke]<i> He swore it</i>
<i>would give me tremendous power.</i>

1058
01:03:13,824 --> 01:03:16,558
[Duke]<i> I started thinking</i>
  <i> about my wife KC and my son.</i>

1059
01:03:19,062 --> 01:03:21,863
[Duke]<i> I had to win</i>
   <i> this bet. For their sake.</i>

1060
01:03:22,499 --> 01:03:25,000
[Duke]<i> Wing's herbs</i>
          <i> were making</i>
      <i> me feel sentimental.</i>

1061
01:03:26,403 --> 01:03:28,203
[Duke]<i> I took some more.</i>

1062
01:03:30,340 --> 01:03:33,475
[Duke]<i> This was the greatest</i>
     <i> day of my entire life!</i>

1063
01:03:37,548 --> 01:03:41,016
[Duke]
 <i> Then actress and poker player</i>
   <i> Jennifer Tilly showed up.</i>

1064
01:03:42,152 --> 01:03:46,454
[Duke]<i> Along with poker pros</i>
           <i> Phil Laak</i>
    <i> and Antonio Esfandiari.</i>

1065
01:03:50,494 --> 01:03:53,312
No!

1066
01:03:53,313 --> 01:03:56,131
[Duke]<i> This bet was getting</i>
       <i> so big, there was</i>
    <i> a betting line in Vegas.</i>

1067
01:03:58,836 --> 01:04:02,404
When it comes to prop bets,
       you should always
        bet on the man.

1068
01:04:02,406 --> 01:04:06,308
[Duke]<i> I was at Wimbledon.</i>
      <i> I was down five-two</i>
       <i> in the fifth set.</i>

1069
01:04:06,310 --> 01:04:09,110
[Duke]<i> It was ugly.</i>
     You cannot be serious!

1070
01:04:09,112 --> 01:04:11,012
I don't think he can do it.

1071
01:04:11,013 --> 01:04:12,913
Can I sell some of my action
    to you because I am not
         feeling good?

1072
01:04:12,916 --> 01:04:13,882
Yes, I'll take it.

1073
01:04:17,454 --> 01:04:19,588
[Duke]<i> What the hell</i>
           <i> was I on?</i>

1074
01:04:24,361 --> 01:04:26,595
[Duke]<i> Duke's here, yay!</i>

1075
01:04:27,598 --> 01:04:29,364
Duke, I've heard
       so much about you.

1076
01:04:29,366 --> 01:04:31,032
This is incredible
       what you're doing.

1077
01:04:31,034 --> 01:04:32,467
Thank you.
   This is my girl, Jennifer.

1078
01:04:32,469 --> 01:04:34,069
It's an honor.
         Hi, Jennifer.

1079
01:04:34,071 --> 01:04:37,138
So nice to meet you.
       You are a legend.

1080
01:04:37,140 --> 01:04:38,940
Everybody is
       talking about you.

1081
01:04:38,942 --> 01:04:40,976
Far and wide.
    Not just the East Coast.

1082
01:04:40,978 --> 01:04:43,144
Talking about you in Europe.
    Everywhere, everywhere.

1083
01:04:43,146 --> 01:04:45,080
You can finish
        a bet like this.
        Do you know why?

1084
01:04:45,082 --> 01:04:46,381
Why?
   'Cause you're having fun!

1085
01:04:46,383 --> 01:04:48,950
It's all in
     the power of the mind!

1086
01:04:49,453 --> 01:04:52,320
We just wanted to see
       how you're feeling
 before we put any money down.

1087
01:04:52,322 --> 01:04:53,955
Don't take
   any breaks at this point.

1088
01:04:53,957 --> 01:04:55,523
You take a break,
    your body will seize up!

1089
01:04:55,525 --> 01:04:57,125
Oh, boy.
      How are you feeling?

1090
01:04:57,127 --> 01:05:00,095
Not good.
  Oh, we should bet on the...

1091
01:05:00,097 --> 01:05:01,963
Hold up! Hold up!

1092
01:05:03,033 --> 01:05:04,933
I gotta shake your hands.
         Oh, okay. Hi.

1093
01:05:04,935 --> 01:05:06,401
No!

1094
01:05:11,174 --> 01:05:13,475
[Duke]
      <i> I got out to finish</i>
      <i> the rest of the day.</i>

1095
01:05:15,279 --> 01:05:17,178
<i> Wing was right</i>
       <i> about those herbs.</i>

1096
01:05:17,180 --> 01:05:20,282
<i> For some reason,</i>
       <i> I just kept going.</i>

1097
01:05:24,521 --> 01:05:27,555
Hey, man! You got a buck
      I could borrow, man?

1098
01:05:27,557 --> 01:05:28,990
[traffic light]<i> Wait.</i>

1099
01:05:29,993 --> 01:05:31,059
[traffic light]<i> Wait.</i>

1100
01:05:31,061 --> 01:05:34,029
[traffic light]<i> Wait.</i>
      Hey, forget it, man.

1101
01:05:34,031 --> 01:05:35,931
You're worse off than us.

1102
01:05:35,933 --> 01:05:38,466
I know. But I'm going to Vegas.
  [traffic light]<i> Walk. Walk.</i>

1103
01:05:40,070 --> 01:05:41,603
[traffic light]<i> Walk. Walk.</i>
             Vegas?

1104
01:05:42,439 --> 01:05:45,073
You ain't making it
         to Vegas, bro!

1105
01:05:45,976 --> 01:05:48,677
You look
    like Brad Pitt on crack!

1106
01:05:58,355 --> 01:06:00,422
[Duke]<i> The rest</i>
   <i> of the afternoon was hell.</i>

1107
01:06:05,195 --> 01:06:08,496
<i> My knee was starting</i>
          <i> to blow up,</i>
   <i> and I struggled to go on.</i>

1108
01:06:09,466 --> 01:06:12,667
<i> There was</i>
     <i> some good news though.</i>
 <i> There was a rumor going around</i>

1109
01:06:12,669 --> 01:06:17,372
<i> that Sebastian knew</i>
   <i> I was so far out in front,</i>
    <i> he might want to settle.</i>

1110
01:06:17,374 --> 01:06:18,640
<i> That kept me going.</i>

1111
01:06:27,184 --> 01:06:30,318
It's over, guys.
   I gotta get off this bet.

1112
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:32,354
What are you talking about?
   You're only 90 miles out.

1113
01:06:32,356 --> 01:06:35,023
You're gonna make this easily.
    No, man, you don't know.

1114
01:06:35,025 --> 01:06:37,258
My knees are shot.
         They're shot.

1115
01:06:39,162 --> 01:06:40,362
It's killing me!

1116
01:06:41,631 --> 01:06:43,665
I'm serious.
    I gotta get off the bet.

1117
01:06:43,667 --> 01:06:47,635
Now look, I say
      we settle right now.

1118
01:06:47,637 --> 01:06:51,039
You settle for as much
 as possible before this thing
        gets really bad.

1119
01:06:51,041 --> 01:06:52,407
Well, there he is.

1120
01:06:54,411 --> 01:06:56,711
You're gonna die, huh?
  Fucking freezing in that RV.

1121
01:06:56,713 --> 01:06:59,047
[Sebastian] Hey.
             Guys.

1122
01:07:03,453 --> 01:07:05,720
How're you feeling champ?
       Good. Pretty good.

1123
01:07:05,722 --> 01:07:07,322
Yeah?
             Yeah.

1124
01:07:07,324 --> 01:07:09,357
You look a little shaky
       out there, buddy.

1125
01:07:09,359 --> 01:07:11,426
Shaky, no. I'm fine.

1126
01:07:12,462 --> 01:07:14,529
I like it.
          Good. Good.

1127
01:07:14,531 --> 01:07:15,764
I've been thinking about it.

1128
01:07:16,533 --> 01:07:18,666
I'm thinking 'cause
     we're friends, maybe.

1129
01:07:21,438 --> 01:07:22,737
Maybe I'll be
        open to a deal.

1130
01:07:25,208 --> 01:07:26,241
A deal?
             Yeah.

1131
01:07:27,144 --> 01:07:29,711
A deal? Why? A deal, man?

1132
01:07:29,713 --> 01:07:32,480
Why would I do a deal?
     'Cause you're a dummy.

1133
01:07:32,482 --> 01:07:35,383
I'm ninety miles out.
    Got three days to do it,
   can probably do it in two.

1134
01:07:35,385 --> 01:07:37,218
So.
   Do you think he can do it?

1135
01:07:37,220 --> 01:07:38,420
[Carl]
     Yes, he's gonna do it.

1136
01:07:38,422 --> 01:07:39,788
Yeah? You got his back, hm?

1137
01:07:39,790 --> 01:07:41,289
I tell you what.
           Hey, look.

1138
01:07:41,291 --> 01:07:45,527
Because I have
     this horrible sunburn
      and I'm a nice guy.

1139
01:07:46,196 --> 01:07:47,128
You know what?

1140
01:07:48,498 --> 01:07:50,732
You give us
      three million bucks.
       Not a penny less.

1141
01:07:50,734 --> 01:07:52,400
And we'll think about it.

1142
01:07:56,273 --> 01:07:57,305
Three million?

1143
01:07:58,608 --> 01:08:01,543
I gotta lock.
         We're gonna be
       in Vegas two days.

1144
01:08:05,182 --> 01:08:06,114
That's it.

1145
01:08:09,653 --> 01:08:12,487
Yeah. Alright. Alright.

1146
01:08:13,523 --> 01:08:15,457
Call it, square.
       What do you think?

1147
01:08:15,459 --> 01:08:18,293
Ah, fuck, I don't know.
         I suppose so.

1148
01:08:18,295 --> 01:08:20,195
Works out
    for everybody. You know?

1149
01:08:20,197 --> 01:08:21,629
Then it's over?
          It's a deal?

1150
01:08:21,631 --> 01:08:27,469
Just in time. It's, uh,
       a little surprise
      I have for you all.

1151
01:08:27,471 --> 01:08:30,472
Just before we
        lock this down,
   you know, set it in stone.

1152
01:08:31,274 --> 01:08:33,341
Come with me.
     You're gonna love it!
           Come here!

1153
01:08:38,515 --> 01:08:40,615
Oh. Thank you,
      Lawrence. My friend.

1154
01:08:40,617 --> 01:08:47,455
So, guess who I found playing
   poker in an Indian casino
       down in San Diego?

1155
01:08:48,391 --> 01:08:49,324
Any takers?

1156
01:08:49,826 --> 01:08:52,127
Who's under hood number one?

1157
01:08:54,831 --> 01:08:56,197
Sandor?

1158
01:08:58,535 --> 01:09:00,401
What the fuck is going on?

1159
01:09:01,338 --> 01:09:02,470
Fucking moron.

1160
01:09:02,472 --> 01:09:04,806
He's alive! Thank God!

1161
01:09:04,808 --> 01:09:06,741
Yes, thank God! Thank God.

1162
01:09:06,743 --> 01:09:09,911
Shut the fuck up, Carl.
     It's a scam. Don't you
        understand that?

1163
01:09:09,913 --> 01:09:12,147
Of course he fucking
  understands. He's in on it.

1164
01:09:12,649 --> 01:09:14,415
Oh!
         Come on, guys.

1165
01:09:15,285 --> 01:09:16,518
Why did you do that?

1166
01:09:18,221 --> 01:09:20,255
You motherfucker!
          You're next!

1167
01:09:20,257 --> 01:09:21,789
Alright,
      everybody get back!

1168
01:09:21,791 --> 01:09:25,827
Get out! Go on! You want
  it again, you piece of shit?

1169
01:09:25,829 --> 01:09:27,529
You will be dead!

1170
01:09:28,265 --> 01:09:31,199
Get in the bus.
      All of you. Move it!

1171
01:09:31,935 --> 01:09:35,170
Come on! Shut the fuck up!

1172
01:09:35,772 --> 01:09:39,440
Who! Whoa! Whoa!
       Shut the fuck up!

1173
01:09:40,710 --> 01:09:42,610
So this asshole
        is still alive?

1174
01:09:42,612 --> 01:09:45,947
Which means there
         ain't no will.
      There ain't no mil.

1175
01:09:45,949 --> 01:09:47,749
What were you
      betting with, Duke?

1176
01:09:48,919 --> 01:09:49,851
Nothing.

1177
01:09:51,588 --> 01:09:53,655
You were using a fake
    escrow guy. Right, Carl?

1178
01:09:54,491 --> 01:09:58,293
Yeah. It's true.
         My buddy Max.
          Great actor.

1179
01:09:58,295 --> 01:10:00,495
Did a lot of theater.
    Crossdresser, actually.

1180
01:10:00,497 --> 01:10:02,297
I don't need
   a fucking monologue, Carl!

1181
01:10:06,570 --> 01:10:08,870
You guys were trying
    to rob me? I'm insulted.

1182
01:10:08,872 --> 01:10:12,874
Guys, relax. If I lost the bet,
   I was gonna get you paid.
        I guarantee it.

1183
01:10:13,877 --> 01:10:16,344
What about when you hustled me
   with Chuckey's debt? Huh?

1184
01:10:16,346 --> 01:10:19,314
What about
        when you made me
    climb up that mountain,

1185
01:10:19,316 --> 01:10:21,783
lose six hours
   with your cop friend? Huh?

1186
01:10:21,785 --> 01:10:23,885
Whatever happened
         to all's fair
       in the snake pit?

1187
01:10:25,956 --> 01:10:27,922
I guess he's
       kinda got a point.

1188
01:10:27,924 --> 01:10:31,326
Yes. The point is,
     is he wasted my time.

1189
01:10:31,328 --> 01:10:33,428
Laid down a bet and he don't
   have the money to back it.

1190
01:10:33,430 --> 01:10:34,696
It's insulting.

1191
01:10:34,698 --> 01:10:39,500
I was hustled.
     I'm telling you, Duke.
  Even I wouldn't go that low.

1192
01:10:40,003 --> 01:10:42,337
[man] Take it easy.
     [man 2] Don't do that.

1193
01:10:43,306 --> 01:10:45,340
Step the fuck back!

1194
01:10:45,342 --> 01:10:48,243
[Sebastian]
   This fucking bet is over,
     and you guys are done.

1195
01:10:49,246 --> 01:10:50,411
I'll back him.

1196
01:10:50,413 --> 01:10:55,250
The dead has risen.
    Chucky, you're hammered.
       Go back to sleep.

1197
01:10:55,252 --> 01:10:55,984
Why?

1198
01:10:58,488 --> 01:11:00,588
Look, seems to me
  this bet could still happen.

1199
01:11:00,590 --> 01:11:03,391
You want to take a walk?
     [man] Chucky. Alright.

1200
01:11:04,494 --> 01:11:06,594
[Sebastian]
     What the fuck are you
         talking about?

1201
01:11:06,997 --> 01:11:09,897
See, Chucky,
         you can't blow
        your money, man.

1202
01:11:09,899 --> 01:11:11,899
My knee is bad. It's shot.

1203
01:11:11,901 --> 01:11:13,568
Okay, there's
    no guarantee out there.

1204
01:11:13,570 --> 01:11:16,037
Hey! His fucking
        knees are fine!

1205
01:11:16,039 --> 01:11:17,905
They've been
    that way the whole race!

1206
01:11:18,875 --> 01:11:20,341
I'm not worried.

1207
01:11:20,343 --> 01:11:22,577
Okay. No worries.
          No worries.

1208
01:11:23,046 --> 01:11:26,814
But the line is no
      longer five to one.
        It's even money.

1209
01:11:28,318 --> 01:11:31,052
So tell me big boy,
    can you get five million
        by the morning?

1210
01:11:32,822 --> 01:11:34,856
Yeah. Can you?

1211
01:11:34,858 --> 01:11:37,492
Can I? It's in the van.
   My boys just collected it.

1212
01:11:38,361 --> 01:11:42,430
Wait a minute.
    There ain't no free ride
       for this guy here.

1213
01:11:42,432 --> 01:11:43,931
Chucky, you're down
         for four mil.

1214
01:11:43,933 --> 01:11:45,967
But the last mil
        is on Duke here.

1215
01:11:45,969 --> 01:11:47,935
[Wing] What?
         [Angry] Yeah.

1216
01:11:47,937 --> 01:11:49,704
He's gotta
    have pain in this game.

1217
01:11:49,706 --> 01:11:51,939
Are you kidding?
           I'm broke.
         You know that.

1218
01:11:51,941 --> 01:11:54,776
A few seconds ago,
   you had a way to cover it.

1219
01:11:54,778 --> 01:11:58,313
Now you're broke.
  That's your fucking problem.

1220
01:11:58,315 --> 01:12:00,381
Bad shit's gonna happen
        if you stiff me.

1221
01:12:01,551 --> 01:12:04,485
[Sebastian] Alright then.
         Bet's back on.
     Five million dollars.

1222
01:12:06,022 --> 01:12:06,988
That's it.

1223
01:12:06,989 --> 01:12:07,955
A game of poker?
         Huh? Come on.

1224
01:12:08,892 --> 01:12:10,992
You fucks have balls,
      I'll give you that.

1225
01:12:14,364 --> 01:12:15,697
You're
    crazier than I thought.

1226
01:12:17,100 --> 01:12:18,466
I'm an actor.

1227
01:12:18,468 --> 01:12:22,704
Besides, you said only
     bums don't come back.
 I'm betting you're not a bum.

1228
01:12:27,577 --> 01:12:28,910
[Angry]
    We're gonna win, right?

1229
01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:32,046
Listen. His knees. Shot.

1230
01:12:32,048 --> 01:12:35,650
His feet no good.
    That's real. He's done.

1231
01:12:36,453 --> 01:12:40,521
Tomorrow's gonna be
  about one-twenty, so there's
  a good chance he might die.

1232
01:12:40,957 --> 01:12:42,023
God willing.

1233
01:12:49,866 --> 01:12:53,000
[Duke]<i> Ninety miles</i>
     <i> to financial freedom.</i>
          <i> I was ready.</i>

1234
01:12:54,537 --> 01:12:58,940
<i> I took my maximum</i>
    <i> six anti-inflammatories</i>
          <i> and was off.</i>

1235
01:13:04,147 --> 01:13:07,582
<i> I took</i>
  <i> the old highway hidden away</i>
    <i> from the average world.</i>

1236
01:13:15,759 --> 01:13:19,961
<i> I always heard</i>
   <i> people that got shot, they</i>
  <i> didn't really feel any pain.</i>

1237
01:13:19,963 --> 01:13:21,095
<i> They'd go numb.</i>

1238
01:13:21,731 --> 01:13:23,664
<i> That's where I was right now.</i>

1239
01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:41,983
<i> Day six was a blur.</i>
   <i> I continued on guts alone.</i>

1240
01:13:47,590 --> 01:13:51,559
<i> I slept for twelve</i>
      <i> hours straight, with</i>
      <i> horrible nightmares.</i>

1241
01:13:51,561 --> 01:13:55,163
¶<i> Home again, when Johnny</i>
     <i> comes marching home</i> ¶

1242
01:13:57,434 --> 01:14:01,836
[Duke]<i> I woke</i>
  <i> up early drowning in sweat.</i>
      <i> I got myself ready.</i>

1243
01:14:09,946 --> 01:14:12,013
[Duke]<i> Day seven.</i>
         <i> The last day.</i>

1244
01:14:13,917 --> 01:14:16,551
[Duke]<i> Twenty-five</i>
    <i> miles to the Vegas sign.</i>

1245
01:14:16,553 --> 01:14:18,019
[Duke]<i> I had to do this.</i>

1246
01:14:43,847 --> 01:14:46,214
[Sebastian]<i> It's over.</i>
       <i> You're a has been.</i>

1247
01:14:47,750 --> 01:14:49,250
[KC]<i> You're not doing this.</i>

1248
01:14:49,252 --> 01:14:52,820
[KC]<i> We got our lives back</i>
        <i> and you're going</i>
      <i> to risk everything?</i>

1249
01:14:52,822 --> 01:14:55,490
No!
    [KC]<i> You're on your own.</i>

1250
01:14:55,492 --> 01:14:57,558
Stay away!
    [KC]<i> This is without me.</i>

1251
01:14:57,560 --> 01:14:59,494
[KC]<i> Be a big man.</i>
      <i> Put your money down.</i>

1252
01:14:59,496 --> 01:15:01,896
[Angry]
        <i> But the last mil</i>
        <i> is on Duke here.</i>

1253
01:15:02,699 --> 01:15:05,166
[Angry]
    <i> Bad shit's gonna happen</i>
        <i> if you stiff me.</i>

1254
01:15:06,936 --> 01:15:09,871
[Angry]<i> You want me</i>
       <i> to throw you down</i>
  <i> a flight of fucking stairs?</i>

1255
01:15:13,209 --> 01:15:16,043
[homeless man]
      <i> You ain't making it</i>
         <i> to Vegas, bro!</i>

1256
01:15:30,927 --> 01:15:32,093
How're you doing there?

1257
01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:38,666
You're gonna have to say it.

1258
01:15:41,137 --> 01:15:42,136
You're done.

1259
01:15:50,547 --> 01:15:51,279
Oh.

1260
01:15:53,683 --> 01:15:55,850
Oh. I'm done.

1261
01:15:55,852 --> 01:16:00,588
[cheering and laughing]

1262
01:16:00,590 --> 01:16:03,791
With only twelve miles to go!

1263
01:16:03,793 --> 01:16:06,928
Duke Madson cannot
        answer the bell.

1264
01:16:06,930 --> 01:16:08,696
[laughing]

1265
01:16:08,698 --> 01:16:11,265
Alright kids,
        what do you say?
        Little drinking?

1266
01:16:11,267 --> 01:16:14,569
[cheering]
   Hold on everyone! Hold on.

1267
01:16:14,571 --> 01:16:16,671
You might want to hold off
      on your celebration.

1268
01:16:16,673 --> 01:16:18,139
What'chu
     talkin' bout, Willis?

1269
01:16:18,141 --> 01:16:20,174
[Sebastian] Pour the drink.
        [Angry] Please.

1270
01:16:20,176 --> 01:16:23,044
[Angry] What you talking about?
    [man] Come on. Alright.

1271
01:16:24,347 --> 01:16:27,114
It's not quite over yet.
  What are you talking about?

1272
01:16:27,116 --> 01:16:29,283
I have this.
     What the hell are you
      talking about Carl?

1273
01:16:29,285 --> 01:16:31,152
I'm talking
 about the Jack Binion clause.

1274
01:16:32,855 --> 01:16:35,990
Binion. He's right!
          He is right!

1275
01:16:35,992 --> 01:16:38,326
Sit the fuck down.
      He's just conceded.

1276
01:16:38,328 --> 01:16:40,161
No, he said "he's done."

1277
01:16:40,163 --> 01:16:42,630
And according
     to the Binion clause,

1278
01:16:42,632 --> 01:16:46,200
it says that anyone in the RV
      in the last 25 miles
      can take his place.

1279
01:16:46,202 --> 01:16:48,336
So we're not done yet.
      Yeah! That's right!

1280
01:16:48,338 --> 01:16:49,971
[Wing] Exactly.
        [Squeeze] Right!

1281
01:16:51,841 --> 01:16:54,308
Alright.
      Alright, yeah. Okay.

1282
01:16:54,310 --> 01:16:59,947
It's in here, but it also does
   state that I get to choose
       who replaces him.

1283
01:17:00,617 --> 01:17:04,218
And I can pick
    anyone in this RV. Huh?

1284
01:17:04,854 --> 01:17:07,955
I'm ready.
        Anybody I want.

1285
01:17:09,859 --> 01:17:11,025
[Sebastian] Anybody.

1286
01:17:12,695 --> 01:17:15,863
And I pick you, Carl.
        [Wing] What? No!

1287
01:17:15,865 --> 01:17:17,365
[laughing] Oh!

1288
01:17:18,134 --> 01:17:20,801
You can't do that.
         It's not fair.

1289
01:17:20,803 --> 01:17:23,638
Hey! You, shut it.
        Alright? Zip it.

1290
01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:25,339
You'll be dead
     in like three minutes.
             Relax.

1291
01:17:25,341 --> 01:17:28,342
The man's on crutches!
He's a gimp. He can't even walk!

1292
01:17:28,344 --> 01:17:30,745
[Sebastian] So, Carl,
      what's it gonna be?

1293
01:17:30,747 --> 01:17:32,313
Can you get
      your ass out there?

1294
01:17:32,315 --> 01:17:34,949
If not, you quit,
  just like your brother did.

1295
01:17:36,886 --> 01:17:39,353
Fucking hustler, huh?
    I've been called worse.

1296
01:17:39,355 --> 01:17:40,755
Tick-tock.

1297
01:17:43,693 --> 01:17:45,693
Okay. Okay.
             Yeah?

1298
01:17:45,695 --> 01:17:48,329
Chop, chop, Sunshine,
      cause we've got a...

1299
01:17:48,331 --> 01:17:52,833
Hey don't get all
        butt hurt on us,
    okay, there, sticky boy?

1300
01:17:52,835 --> 01:17:55,302
It's a lot of cobblestones
  out there as well. Go easy.

1301
01:17:55,304 --> 01:17:56,704
[Wing] Good luck, Carl.

1302
01:18:02,045 --> 01:18:04,779
[Hank] You can do it.
         You can do it.

1303
01:18:05,281 --> 01:18:07,882
Bro, that's ill advised.

1304
01:18:07,884 --> 01:18:10,451
Look at that little
        name dropper go!

1305
01:18:10,453 --> 01:18:13,154
Hey, don't get
     too excited, alright?

1306
01:18:15,324 --> 01:18:18,693
He's got twelve miles to go
  and three hours to do it in.

1307
01:18:18,695 --> 01:18:20,094
It's basically impossible.

1308
01:18:21,130 --> 01:18:23,097
Really?
             Yeah.

1309
01:18:25,935 --> 01:18:27,902
What are the odds
         on impossible?

1310
01:18:28,337 --> 01:18:31,005
What are you doing?
         Are you crazy?

1311
01:18:31,007 --> 01:18:34,241
Look, that gimp has no chance.
     Wait, wait, wait. Shh!

1312
01:18:34,243 --> 01:18:36,377
He's a big boy.
   He knows what he's doing.

1313
01:18:38,881 --> 01:18:41,148
Feeling frisky?
       Are you lush? Huh?

1314
01:18:42,085 --> 01:18:46,253
Give you five to one on it.
 Oh! Don't do it. Don't do it.

1315
01:18:46,255 --> 01:18:47,922
I'm in.
          [Wing] What?

1316
01:18:48,791 --> 01:18:49,957
Three million more.

1317
01:18:50,860 --> 01:18:53,260
Three million?
        To your fifteen.

1318
01:18:54,864 --> 01:18:56,864
Fucking hell! He's got
     some balls, isn't he?

1319
01:18:58,201 --> 01:19:00,935
I like it! My man knows
     how to gamble! I'm in!

1320
01:19:00,937 --> 01:19:02,103
Yeah, baby.
          [Wing] Okay.

1321
01:19:06,509 --> 01:19:11,145
[Duke]<i> With the extra</i>
    <i> money bet, eight million</i>
      <i> on me and Carl now.</i>

1322
01:19:11,981 --> 01:19:13,914
<i> Sebastian was</i>
         <i> in for twenty.</i>

1323
01:19:14,884 --> 01:19:16,517
<i> And it didn't look good.</i>

1324
01:19:31,434 --> 01:19:33,534
<i> As time went on,</i>
        <i> it was apparent.</i>

1325
01:19:34,804 --> 01:19:36,437
[Duke]<i> Carl wasn't</i>
       <i> going to make it.</i>

1326
01:19:37,373 --> 01:19:39,940
This is not right, Sebastian.
     The man has no chance.

1327
01:19:40,943 --> 01:19:43,244
[Duke]<i> Everyone wanted</i>
     <i> the bleeding to stop.</i>

1328
01:19:43,246 --> 01:19:46,514
<i> Wing and Sandor wanted</i>
   <i> to settle for eighty cents</i>
         <i> on the dollar.</i>

1329
01:19:47,150 --> 01:19:50,317
<i> But Sebastian declined.</i>
   <i> He wanted all their money.</i>

1330
01:19:55,458 --> 01:19:59,126
Chucky, get your dough ready.
        No one beats me,
         huh, big man?

1331
01:20:03,132 --> 01:20:06,433
[Duke]
        <i> Then, something</i>
       <i> happened to Carl.</i>

1332
01:20:08,204 --> 01:20:12,439
<i> A determination</i>
  <i> I hadn't seen since he stole</i>
 <i> my girlfriend in ninth grade.</i>

1333
01:20:40,403 --> 01:20:44,338
What the fuck's
         he doing now?
       Moving like that?

1334
01:20:44,340 --> 01:20:46,207
[Angry] You gotta be
      fuckin' kidding me.

1335
01:20:48,377 --> 01:20:52,012
What heart,
       what determination
     from the name dropper.

1336
01:20:52,014 --> 01:20:54,415
Now shut
    that fucking puppet up,
    will you? Fucking shit.

1337
01:20:57,186 --> 01:21:00,855
Is this possible?
          Can the gimp
     really be doing this?

1338
01:21:02,892 --> 01:21:05,226
[Duke]
     <i> Five and a half miles</i>
       <i> outside of Vegas,</i>

1339
01:21:05,228 --> 01:21:09,597
<i> with only 42 minutes left,</i>
  <i> Carl was still pushing hard.</i>

1340
01:21:13,936 --> 01:21:17,137
Ah! Ah-ha, yeah!

1341
01:21:29,485 --> 01:21:31,118
[Angry]
   He's quitting. It's over.

1342
01:21:33,389 --> 01:21:34,655
[Angry] It's over!

1343
01:21:35,458 --> 01:21:37,157
[Angry] Show me
        the money, baby.

1344
01:21:39,595 --> 01:21:41,262
[Angry] What the fuck
          is he doing?

1345
01:21:51,107 --> 01:21:53,140
[Wing] Ey... There...

1346
01:21:53,142 --> 01:21:57,278
[cheering]

1347
01:21:57,280 --> 01:22:01,115
He's sprinting?
            Now he's
       fucking sprinting!

1348
01:22:01,117 --> 01:22:03,083
How can he be
          doing that?

1349
01:22:10,226 --> 01:22:12,326
[Wing]
     He's three miles out!
        He can make it!

1350
01:22:16,999 --> 01:22:18,632
[Wing]
         He's only got
      two miles to go! Go!

1351
01:22:20,569 --> 01:22:23,037
Move it!
              Ah!

1352
01:22:30,346 --> 01:22:31,412
Go!

1353
01:22:33,249 --> 01:22:36,517
[Duke]
     I see the Vegas sign.
     Sprint, Carl. Sprint!

1354
01:22:36,519 --> 01:22:38,585
[Duke] Yeah!
          [Wing] Yeah!

1355
01:22:41,090 --> 01:22:42,056
Yeah! Yeah!

1356
01:22:46,595 --> 01:22:48,329
[Duke]
  He's done it! He's done it!

1357
01:22:48,331 --> 01:22:53,167
[cheering]

1358
01:23:07,750 --> 01:23:11,218
[Duke]<i> When Sebastian</i>
    <i> went to pay, it was like</i>
     <i> he was another person.</i>

1359
01:23:11,220 --> 01:23:14,288
[Sebastian]
         <i> No dramatics,</i>
     <i> no whining, no crying.</i>

1360
01:23:15,624 --> 01:23:18,325
[cheering]

1361
01:23:25,101 --> 01:23:26,033
[elevator bell]

1362
01:23:37,046 --> 01:23:38,679
You had to cut it
    to the last minute, huh?

1363
01:23:40,583 --> 01:23:42,750
Thought I'd make it
       look interesting.

1364
01:23:42,752 --> 01:23:45,619
Besides, I thought
      I'd give us a chance
      to get more action.

1365
01:23:49,558 --> 01:23:50,524
Here's your cut.

1366
01:23:53,796 --> 01:23:55,329
A million bucks.

1367
01:23:58,501 --> 01:23:59,566
[Duke] What're you
       gonna do with it?

1368
01:23:59,568 --> 01:24:03,070
Definitely gonna
        hang around here
        for a few days.

1369
01:24:03,072 --> 01:24:04,304
Roll the dice with it.

1370
01:24:06,075 --> 01:24:07,741
I'm gonna turn this
         into ten mil.

1371
01:24:10,646 --> 01:24:13,380
Ever tell you
    about the time I played
      craps all night long

1372
01:24:13,382 --> 01:24:15,215
with Johnny Depp
      in this very hotel?

1373
01:24:15,217 --> 01:24:17,351
It's back when he was
        doing 21 Jump...

1374
01:24:17,353 --> 01:24:18,452
Hey! Hey!

1375
01:24:19,155 --> 01:24:21,155
Hey,
    Johnny's my best friend!

1376
01:24:21,157 --> 01:24:22,823
A toast! Yes!

1377
01:24:24,093 --> 01:24:26,193
[Duke]
    <i> It took Carl three years</i>
      <i> to set up his mark.</i>

1378
01:24:26,662 --> 01:24:29,196
So you're telling me
    you're gonna walk around
          on crutches

1379
01:24:29,198 --> 01:24:32,699
for who knows how long
        just to set one
       of these guys up?

1380
01:24:36,338 --> 01:24:37,538
Yep.

1381
01:24:37,540 --> 01:24:39,073
Alright, a toast.

1382
01:24:39,442 --> 01:24:42,543
To my brother Carl.
           We did it!

1383
01:24:42,545 --> 01:24:46,513
Twenty million!
        [everyone] Yeah!

1384
01:24:47,283 --> 01:24:49,516
Hello.
        Sandor is dead.

1385
01:24:50,419 --> 01:24:53,720
Wait for it.
     Wait for it! Emotion!

1386
01:24:53,722 --> 01:24:54,655
What?

1387
01:25:03,699 --> 01:25:05,365
Who's crushing it?

1388
01:25:05,367 --> 01:25:09,603
Okay, guys!
        Pops is leaving!
          I love you!

1389
01:25:09,605 --> 01:25:10,804
Fuck you!

1390
01:25:10,806 --> 01:25:16,577
Oh, honey, I'm sorry
    I was cussing. You know
 that we're just acting, right?

1391
01:25:17,546 --> 01:25:18,779
You want
      a hot fudge sundae?

1392
01:25:20,282 --> 01:25:22,783
We are,
      and we always will.

1393
01:25:29,725 --> 01:25:32,759
Well,
   we still have each other.

1394
01:25:37,700 --> 01:25:41,168
[Duke] Yeah, let's hear it
       for Chucky birds!
      What a performance!

1395
01:25:43,339 --> 01:25:47,374
Look. Carl does not really
  need crutches. It's a sting.

1396
01:25:48,210 --> 01:25:49,143
You in?

1397
01:25:55,851 --> 01:25:57,918
[Wing] Duke just inherited
       a million dollars!

1398
01:26:00,723 --> 01:26:02,789
[Duke]<i> I never did</i>
    <i> go back to the big game.</i>

1399
01:26:02,791 --> 01:26:04,925
<i> With the five million I won,</i>

1400
01:26:04,927 --> 01:26:07,928
<i> with Chucky's four million</i>
  <i> dollar free roll incentive,</i>

1401
01:26:07,930 --> 01:26:12,299
<i> I spent more time</i>
    <i> with my wife and my son</i>
     <i> and never looked back.</i>

1402
01:26:13,636 --> 01:26:16,703
<i> Then I landed</i>
  <i> a great gig as a poker host</i>
         <i> of a big show.</i>

1403
01:26:17,473 --> 01:26:19,640
<i> And I've</i>
   <i> been doing it ever since.</i>

1404
01:26:22,745 --> 01:26:25,279
<i> Now,</i>
   <i> the big game's behind me.</i>

1405
01:26:25,281 --> 01:26:28,182
<i> And the poker needle</i>
       <i> slowly disappears.</i>

1406
01:26:28,184 --> 01:26:29,950
<i> I don't miss</i>
        <i> it much either.</i>

1407
01:26:30,953 --> 01:26:33,420
<i> But not a day goes by</i>
       <i> that I don't think</i>

1408
01:26:33,422 --> 01:26:36,623
<i> about that bet in the desert</i>
    <i> and what we pulled off.</i>

1409
01:26:36,625 --> 01:26:41,862
[pop song]