Mando in Equestria Ch.5

>You pop into the small clearing around your ship in a burst of dark purple light. Even As you gag from your stomach doing flips at that, you move on to the ship.
>You pop your helmet off and steady yourself against you ship. After a minute or so, your stomach finally steadies and you step into your ship, bending under some fallen wires.
>You hear the clopping of Luna following you, and the occasional grunt as wires smack into her face. “Carful, some of those might still be alive.”
>She gives them a strange look as you enter into your armory, or, what’s left of it. You really wish you had your heavy weapons, but they were destroyed in the crash.
>Wait, there might be…You turn around and rip a false panel out of the side of the wall. You can`t help but grin at what lies before you.
>You jerk your prize out and hold it up like a trophy. The newly arrived Luna steps in and sees you, then looks around. “By all that is…What would one creature need so many weapons for?”
>You set the Z-6 Reciprocating Heavy Blaster down on a work bench and fiddle with several switches. “You`d be surprised. This is barely anything compared to the likes of Bossk or even Boba Fett.” You felt pride at that last name. “Or even…IG-88.” Luna noticed the disgust in your voice, but said nothing.
>Once you were satisfied with the Z-6, you moved onto another weapon. Your eyes gleamed like a childs as you picked up the Disruptor, and Luna cocked her head. “How could such a small weapon be useful?”
>You cackle. You rarely got to show off your stash, and you were heading off to face something that scared these ‘Princesses’. “Oh, If you`re at the fight then you`ll see.”
>Luna gave a sigh. “Our sister would not send you off without back-up against such a foe as Discord.” You were too giddy to care as you picked up a satchel of Thermal Detonators and a Hold-out Blaster.
>You buckle the satchel to your belt and slide the Hold-out into your right boot. Your left boot already has an Echani ritual blade hidden in it.
>You load up on various charges for your weapons and slip the strap of the Z-6 over your shoulder, holding it in one hand. The repulsor lifts took care of most of the weight. You adjusted the strap and slipped you helmet on; the T-visor seemed to glow with your exitment.
>”Alright Princess, Oya! Let’s hunt!” You both vanished in a burst of dark purple light and a loud pop.
>You stumble as brightly colored buildings explode into your vision. Thankfully, your stomach isn`t as bothered this time. “Alright Luna, do you have any-“You`re interrupted as a peal of laughter comes from several buildings down.
>You put a single finger to your T-visor in a symbol for silence and crouch down. Luna tries to imitate this, but her legs don`t allow for very effective crouching. You wave her forward and you both creep along the sides of various buildings.
>Canterlot offered a lot of cover, something you were happy about. Finally you reached the last house on the lane, and peered around the corner. A large creature that seemed to be impossibly placed together stood in the middle of the street, terrorizing a Blonde and Grey Pegasi and her Unicorn Filly.
>Okay, You may be a bastard but you drew the line at harming kids. Something you hated with a passion. You lean back into cover and grasp one of the barrels of your Z-6 and spin it around. The barrel locks into place.
>A low hissing comes from the weapon as gas cycles into the firing chambers. Luna stands up and spreads her wings. You shake your head and motion her down. “Stay down until I say so, It`s got two civvies.” She nods and you heft you weapon.
>You count down. 3…2…1…You pop out of cover, the barrels of your Z-6 spinning like crazy. “Hey! Copaani mirshmure’cye?” The wretch turns around to look at you.
>”Hello! What do we have here? Some kind of….metal monkey? Ooooh! Does it dance?” You look over at the Pegasi and her filly. “You two get out of here, me and the big fella are gonna have a little dance.”
>The creature looks at the two and waves them off. “Meh, you two were getting boring anyway.” Finally, the Pegasi grabs the Filly and rushes in your direction. She passes by quickly and gives you a small. “Thanks Mister.” Before flying away.
>”So, you never answered my question. Can you dance metal monkey?” You growl, the sound stopped by your helmet.  “I`m not…a Monkey.” You let rip with the Z-6, blaster rounds tearing down the street and into Discord’s flesh. “Eat osik and die! DIE!” You shift your shoulders and a few bolts go wide, digging fist sized holes into stone.
>Discord is shouting and yelling, squirming around as bolts pepper him. “Who`s the fucker dancing now! Huh!” You laugh and laugh until your weapon clicks empty. A whole gas chamber, eaten up in 20 seconds.
>Discord got up from the ground, panting. He stood up to full height and his body bended as though it was boneless. “Well, I give you 5 out of 10 for the light show; there should’ve been some pyrotechnics and music.”
>Fist sized holes in his berry blue flesh and brown fur already began stitching themselves together. You drop the Z-6 onto the ground and it gives a low thunk. “Oh Luna, you gave me a challenge! How did you and your sister know?”
>Luna sweeps out of a side alley, raining energy blasts from that horn of hers as you pull your E-11. Your bolts join her blasts in a dazzling array of purple. Discord yawns at the show of force and starts dancing around bolt and blast. Literally dancing!
>You pull one hand away and fire your E-11 one handed, and fish around in your det satchel. Your hand grasps one and you pull it out, press the activation nipple and toss it. It explodes at the dancing Discords feet and once again, you and Luna are scoring hits.
>Discord rolls to his feet, several blasts and bolts digging deep into the ground he was just laying upon. Neon yellow Organs dripped orange colored blood, and even seconds after the damage to the wounds stopped they began healing.
>Muscle and Flesh knitted together and you took a step forward, firing again. You nail him in the still open chest wound and he screams as his organs flash fry. “Come on! Is that all you have!” Discord glares at you.
>”As a man once said.” He wraps a bandanna around his head and pulls an old looks Z-6 from behind his back. “Say hello to my little friend!” He lets loose with his own salvo and to your surprise blaster bolts don’t come from the weapon, but solid rounds.
>That’s ancient tech.
>A round from his weapon nails you in the chest and digs a large gash through your beskar’gam. You leap back and roll into cover behind a small fountain. His rounds gouge and bite into the fountain and shred the pony statue upon it into pieces.
>Luna zooms back down over Discord, pelting him with shots and he corrects his field of fire to encompass her. You pop out of cover and return fire at the senseless beast.
>A few rounds nail him in the skull, peeling back Blue flesh to reveal a neon green skull. His voice deepens and he shouts as his continues firing “Adrian! Adrian!”
>Luna screams as several rounds hit her and she crashes several feet away from the cover of the fountain. “Osik!” You break cover and rush to recover Luna.
>You grab her around her waist and haul her blue and black ass into cover. You feel adrenalin coursing through you, and a dull ache in your left arm.
>You and Luna fall over into a heap and you hear Discord stop firing. Luna is down until her wounds heal. You look down at the ache in your arm.
>A round from Discords weapon tore through a joint in your armor and out the other side, Leaving a nice burning hole in it.
>You fire your jetpacks, taking advantage of the cease fire. Discord looks up at you while bashing his gun. “You can fly too? Why, you’re almost as-“He doesn`t get to finish as you slam into Discord, legs first.
>”FOR MAND’ALOR!” You bring your flame projector up to his face and spray him down with hungry flames. He kicks and screams as fire eats at the flesh and fur of his face. His eyes sizzle and pop in the sockets and the torrent of heat even enters his mouth.
>Discord slams into the ground and you surf on his body along the ground, exchanging flames for blaster bolts.
>Celestia and the six ponies you`ve faced before burst into existence. The first thing they see? A screaming Mandalorian unleashing hell into something’s charred face.
>You unleash another gout of flame at Discord, wreathing his body in flames before jetting back over to Luna. You slip another charge into your E-11 and address your new back up. “I`ve thrown most of what I have at ‘em, but the bastard keeps getting up! I haven`t had this much fun in ages!”
>All of the ponies who could currently see Discord, whose face was knitting back together, looked at you with shock. “Well? Let`s finish this!” You vault back over the fountain, bringing your freshly loaded E-11 to bear.
>Celestia shakes her head at you, and the still blinded Discord gropes around in his sightless state. “This hasn`t been fun! Celestia, I hear you! You`ve brought those brats didn`t you?” He grabs a pair of glasses with eyes drawn on them, and puts them on.
>The eyes blink and he locks them onto you. “Papa Discord is unhappy!” He charges at you and wraps his arms around you. Fuck, you let him get back up and now you`re going to pay for it.
>He rips your helmet off and starts wailing on your face with a red boxing glove. You feel your skull creak and your jaw crack. You try to block most of his blows with your let hand.
>You wrap your hands around you Hold-Out and pull it free. “Suck blaster you Besom!” Point blank bolts rip into blue flesh and brown fur once again, and Discord tosses you into a building.
>Despite your armor absorbing most of the blow, you felt a few ribs crack and break. Blood oozed from your mouth in equals measures with saliva. In seconds, he`s back on you.
>Your face is already swelling up and blood streams down it from several gashes. Gloved fists repeatedly bash into your face and your vision swims. You slip your Vibroblade into your hands and block a swing.
>You drag your blade across his face and jam it into his left eye. He screams and backs off of you, grasping at the blade. “Damn you monkey! Damn you!”
>You laugh through your cracked jaw, broken ribs and split lip. “You bring your flame projector again and spray him down. 5 seconds into the deluge, the projector sputters and dies. “Damn, I`m out…”
>Discord rolls around and yanks the vibroblade free, black blood oozing out of his eye sockets. “Alright Celestia, if you have anything up your sleeve do it now!” You lean you head back against a wall and cough up some blood. Damn your ribs hurt.
>The six ponies, nod dumbly at each other and the five of them that have necklaces start blasting different glowing shapes at the healing Discord. The purple one opens her eyes, the tiara on her head glowing brightly.
>A rainbow colored beam explodes off of the gathered six and slam into Discord. He screams as his feet turn to stone and he turns a freshly healed eye to you.  He grins and claws his way across the ground, dragging his burnt and battered body over to you. His body turns more and more.
>He raises a clawed hand abopve your head and slashes down, digging deep gashes into your swollen right cheek. “I`ll get you for this! I’LL GET YOU!” He attempts another slash but his hand freezes mid-way through, already stone.
>His head finally turns and you groan in pain. “Damn, that….that was…” Clestia, Luna, and the six ponies come over to you. The ponies are staring at you with fear and disgust.
>The princesses seem worried. “Anoymous, will you be ok?” You spit out some blood, a long trail of it dripping down onto your chestplate.
>“Uhhhg. I`ll need some bacta after this…..” You can`t help but to laugh, despite your injuries you fish around in a pouch on your belt and withdraw a long needle. You peel back the flight suit surrounding your collar and jam the needle in.
>You relax as pain killers flood your system and a euphoric feeling fills you. “Ahhh, that`s the good stuff.” Your right eye has swollen shut and most of your body is black and blue. “Think I could get some help up?” Celestia and Luna exchange looks and Luna lifts you up onto your feet.
>”Are you ok?” You wave her off and stumble over to grab your Blade, Hold-out and your Z-6. The drugs are making you dizzy and you stumble a drunkenly.  You lift up your Z-6 and hold your helmet in the other hand. “If you have need of me again Celestia, it`s the same price. I haven`t had that much fun in a long time!”
>You were still giddy from adrenalin, but even though you had Pain killers coursing through your body, as the adrenalin ebbed away your whole body hurt like a bitch.
>You pop your helmet onto your head, give a small salute.
>And promptly pass the fuck out on your feet, and fall helmet first to the ground.