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Dear Office of Admissions,

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my name is Brooks Rattigan,

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but I don't just want you to know that,

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I want the world to know that,

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because I wanna change the world.

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Like my heroes before me,

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Jobs, Jordan,

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Musk, game changers.

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World changers.

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These are big lives,

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glamorous lives.

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My dad lived a pretty big life.

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Now he...

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doesn't.

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You can't change the world alone.

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Every Jobs needs a Watts,
every Jordan has a Pippen,

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every Musk has...

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Well, actually I think

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Musk will probably end up on Mars
by himself.

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I've got Murph.

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The reviews are in.

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- And?
- Someone wrote...

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Oh, "This app made me poke my eyes out,
thanks for nothing."

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But someone else wrote,
"Groovy app," so...

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I guess it's net neutral.

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- It's good that they're not all bad.
- True.

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On to the next one.

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Another crucial lesson I've
learned from my heroes and from Murph,

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"Always be improving."

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I invoke this lesson daily
in my current profession...

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purveyor of the culinary arts.

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Without vision, we succumb to the average,
and what I want is the extraordinary

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and the support of
an extraordinary unive--

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Okay. That's enough.

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- But there's actually five more pages.
- That's plenty.

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Okay.

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So what do you think?

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I think...

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I think all the words were there.

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You hate it.

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I bare my soul on these pages
and you hate my soul.

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You didn't bare your soul.
That's what I hate about it.

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- Say more about that.
- You wanna change the world?

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What about it?

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The world needs changing
and I'm sure that you can agree with that.

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Ugh!

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You talk about creating
the next big thing. What thing?

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And you wanna be a game-changer.

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What is the game?

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You're really going full-blown
Shark Tank on me,

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and I have to say that I appreciate it.

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- Yale's the goal, correct?
- Yes, more than anything in the world.

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You have the grades.

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Thank you for noticing.

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They're not just looking for
good grades.

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If you wanna stand out,
you're gonna have to rework your essay.

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You're gonna have to look real deep inside

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and ask yourself,

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"Who is Brooks Rattigan?"

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Wanna take it for a spin,
Rattigan?

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- Uh, yeah, sure.
- Yeah?

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No. No!

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♪ I spend all my time ♪

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♪ Waiting... ♪

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♪ What do you do? ♪

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♪ I'm tired of tryin' ♪

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♪ Gave up my life for you ♪

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♪ But now we're through ♪

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♪ I know there's no going back
From it, baby ♪

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♪ You know where I wanna be... ♪

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Hey, he's home.

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Good thing I got a second box here.

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No, I think I'm just gonna grab something
from work.

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Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no. Don't go.

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I feel like we don't talk anymore.

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Really? I feel like
that's pretty much all we do.

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You met with the counselor today, right?
How did that go?

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It was good. She told me that
Yale's competitive. Did you know that?

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I thought we agreed on UCONN?

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Faculty scions only pay room and board.

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Dad, I told you not to worry about the money.
Okay, you're right. Why am I worried about money?

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College is free, right?

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I'm gonna figure it out.

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I don't get it.

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It's a great school.

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UCONN is like the girl down the street
who eats food in bed and smells like it.

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- Patty Munchwrath?
- I love Patty, she's fantastic,

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but she's not Yale.

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Yale...

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She is...

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she's smart,

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she's stylish, but not flashy.

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She's cultured,
she speaks multiple languages,

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probably knows how to sail.

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You get accepted by her,

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that means you're somebody special.

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Murph, do you wanna write
my admissions essay for me?

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We could do it like a thought exercise.

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I'm good, cos I'm writing mine,
because people write their own.

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Give me some inspiration.
What's your core theme?

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I'm writing about my struggles
with dyslexia,

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and I'm writing it backwards.

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That's genius.

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- Do you wanna hear what I got?
- Mm.

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"My name is Brooks Rattigan."

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I like it.
It's raw.

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Honest.

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I don't know, man,
I think my life's interesting.

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I just don't know how to
articulate it, you know?

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Why don't you write about
your mom leaving?

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- That's interesting.
- That's a really short essay, actually.

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Dad got bucked off the publishing horse
instead of getting back on it,

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and chasing after his cowgirl,

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he decided that sitting in the mud
was good enough for him.

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Yeah, but she left you too.

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No, I think in truth she left this town,
and I can't hold that against her.

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Nothing is good enough for you.

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I think I can respect that.

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My aunt and uncle keep begging me,
and it's like I'm not gonna say, "No."

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You say, "No," because she's family
and dating your cousin is weird.

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Dude, I'm not dating my cousin,

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I'm escorting her to a semi-formal
like Greenwich Prep, that's it.

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Plus my uncle is paying me too, so...

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What up, Rattigan?
Italian sub on wheat, no tomatoes.

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Italian sub for the Italian guy.

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I'm Swedish.
No, yeah, I know,

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just no self-respecting Italian
would turn his back on the tomato.

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Word.

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Anyway, I mean, dude,
it's like the worst timing ever too.

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Like, Maddison's parents are gonna be gone

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for the night and we'd have the house to ourselves.
Is your cousin hot? I'll take her if she's hot.

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I'll take your cousin.

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- What?
- Yeah, what?

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Yeah, what?

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- I'll take your cousin to the dance.
- Oh, yeah, sandwich boy?

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Yeah? You gonna be wearing
those plastic gloves too?

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Cos my aunt would love that.

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No, this is Greenwich,
so I would dress the part.

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- Why? What would you get out of it?
- I get the payment you're talking about.

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And I get to take your car.

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No, you're not taking my car.

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Come on, man, you're gonna tell me
that you really wanna give up the chance

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of spending an entire night all alone with
Maddison when her parents are out of town?

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You got a suit?

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Woo! I cannot believe he said yes,
Murph. This is incredible!

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It's just a car.

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You have no appreciation
for the finer things in life.

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Speaking of things

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I don't have appreciation for,
remind me again,

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why you agreed to do this?

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Because I need the money.

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Who knows,
maybe stepping outside of myself,

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becoming someone else for the night,
it might help me finish my essay.

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And who are you gonna become?

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Whatever she wants me to be,
which I'm pretty sure is

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what every other girl wants me to be.

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Some knight in shining armor,

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some Prince Charming to open doors for her
and compliment her hair.

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You're getting paid to take a girl
on a date.

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So, did you know that Michelle Obama
got paid to go on a date with Barack

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- and look how great that turned out.
- Is that true?

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I don't know. I'm not a presidential
historian, but it could be true,

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and that is my point.

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- Hello, sir. Brooks Rattigan.
- Brooks Rattigan.

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Reece told us all about you.

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Just your name, but that's all I needed
to run the background check.

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No, I actually know
that you ran a background check.

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I found out when I ran one on you.

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- Jerry Lieberman. Come in, Brooks.
- Sure.

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Before you have a chance
to change your mind.

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I'm kidding.

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I like to joke about things.

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- So, welcome to our humble abode.
- This is stupid!

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- As you can see, all original flooring.
- Get out!

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I swear, Jerry, the wrinkles
that girl has caused me

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in places I didn't even know
could wrinkle.

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Honey, our guest has arrived.

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Hi.

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Brooks Rattigan.
Lillian Lieberman.

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She won't wear the shoes.

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There are no "the shoes,"
there's just shoes. Is she wearing shoes?

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It's a miracle
she agreed to do this.

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Good evening.

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- I am--
- Reece's bitch?

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- Celia!
- Relax, he knows I'm kidding.

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Right, slum?

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Oh, sweetie, you look so beautiful.

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I'm not wearing the shoes.

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- But they go.
- Listen to yourself.

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Well, I happen to think
that heels are an outmoded display of

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female oppression.

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Fine.

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Thanks, Mom.

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Let's do this, so we can stop doing this.

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You kids have fun.

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- Thanks for the assist back there.
- Yeah, no, just part of the job.

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Reece let you use his car.

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Man, he was really desperate
to get out of this, wasn't he?

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No, he wanted to go with you. He thought
we would have more fun together.

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- Uh-huh.
- Here.

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There you are.

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Oh, that's cute,

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but I can open my own doors.

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Thanks.

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Okay.

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Shall I put on some music?

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Wow, you provide quite the service.

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Don't tell me you've got
individually wrapped Mentos

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and Tyler water bottles in your glove box.

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Oh, my God, you do.

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Fulfilling my fantasy of dating
my Lyft driver.

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In 500 feet, make a left.

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No, you're gonna keep on the straight.

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- The navigation said--
- No, don't listen to robots, listen to me.

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Recalculating.
In 200 feet, make a right.

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You need to make a left here.

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Okay, so now pull over,

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and here we are.

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This is not your high school.
Wouldn't it be weird if it was?

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Okay, so you can swing back
and pick me up in a few hours.

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You're telling me
that you would rather hang out at a...

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café book store
than go to a high school dance?

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Yes.

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Oh, my God. Yes.

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Yes, I would.

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- Celia.
- Gigolo.

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- Brooks. My name's Brooks.
- Sure.

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Look, you are my responsibility,
and I cannot let you out of this car.

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Okay, let's define terms here.

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I'm not your responsibility, because
Eisenhower isn't in office anymore.

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Secondly, you're being paid
to hang out with me.

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Imagine how that makes me feel.
Like, really, really imagine it.

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Now do as I say.

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Compensation aside, I think that you and I
could have a really good time tonight.

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You've clearly never been
to my high school.

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Fine.

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Wow.

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What?

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Your hair looks really nice.

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- Wow, this is your cafeteria?
- Center for culinary participation.

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Don't let the glossy sheen fool you,

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the food still sucks.

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I admire your ability to ruin moments.
You do it with panache.

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Why is nobody dancing? What, is dancing
just a poor person thing now?

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You think people actually
go to a dance to dance?

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No, they come here to take photos
for their Instagram.

247
00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:17,570
I'm sure that's why
people have babies too.

248
00:12:18,487 --> 00:12:20,448
- Okay, let's go shred some hardwood.
- No.

249
00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:21,490
- Yes.
- No, no, no.

250
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:22,700
- No.
- Yes!

251
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:35,087
Okay.

252
00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:39,467
What do you got going on over here?

253
00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:42,845
I can't tell if you're doing Chandler Bing
or Napoleon Dynamite.

254
00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:44,722
Definitely Bing.

255
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:46,348
It's a good choice.

256
00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:01,781
No.

257
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,532
- Come on.
- No.

258
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:04,950
- Come on!
- No.

259
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,702
- Come on.
- No, no, no, no!

260
00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:16,504
Bye.

261
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,555
- Oh! Ouch!
- Hey!

262
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:27,807
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

263
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,683
You just made me twist my ankle,
you dipshit.

264
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:33,103
Sorry, I was kind of blinded
by an angelic light.

265
00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:35,314
It's fine, whatever,
just now I'm on medical leave.

266
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:39,193
- Hey, come on, let me help you.
- Hey, do not touch me. Thank you.

267
00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:57,795
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

268
00:13:58,295 --> 00:13:59,797
Are you okay, Celia?

269
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,882
Uh, yeah, I'm fine.

270
00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:06,387
But now I can't run the charity 5K
for canine diabetes this weekend.

271
00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:08,222
Oh! Funny.

272
00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:12,935
So, I'm having this intimate after-party
thing at my place. You guys should come.

273
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:14,645
Yeah, I mean, that's...

274
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,691
She's, you know, but rain check?

275
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:20,633
That's a shame.

276
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:24,321
- I'm Shelby, by the way.
- Brooks.

277
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:27,074
- Hi.
- Hi.

278
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:28,284
Okay.

279
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:31,412
Well, what do you say there,
Brooksie, my boyfriend,

280
00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:35,207
my protector, my forever love,
shall we get the hell moving?

281
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,668
- Yeah. It was nice to meet you.
- Yeah, you too.

282
00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:38,919
Bye.

283
00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:50,180
I mean, a baby in a gas mask?

284
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:53,517
Oh! Street art is a public disservice.

285
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:56,061
It's like streaking on a baseball field.

286
00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:57,521
- Trashbug?
- Yeah.

287
00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:59,064
I see his stuff everywhere.

288
00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:02,443
I'm pretty sure his next piece is gonna be
the Mona Lisa, but with the fangs.

289
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:06,572
Trashbug, he's just some bored,
privileged white dude, I know it.

290
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:09,199
How you doing, temperature wise?
Are you comfortable?

291
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:11,243
You're a real professional.

292
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,704
- Like, is this your stock-in-trade?
- No.

293
00:15:13,787 --> 00:15:16,624
It should be.
I'm telling you, you're really good at it.

294
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:21,211
Troubled rich girls in need of a
chaperone, it could be big business here.

295
00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:23,070
You really think so?

296
00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:27,635
No, I'm joking. But, wow,
you are super serious about it, huh?

297
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,386
Okay, you know I could...

298
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:32,640
I could provide a testimonial
for your website.

299
00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:37,603
Celia Lieberman says,
"Brooks Rattigan stepped on my ankle,

300
00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:39,396
but...

301
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,190
he got me ice."

302
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:43,025
Much appreciated, thank you.

303
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:57,039
Wait, hold on. Let me help you.

304
00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:00,292
You seriously do not have to do that.

305
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:01,710
Wait, come on. Hold on.

306
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:05,756
I insist. You shouldn't have to walk
to that door by yourself,

307
00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:07,800
especially not with that ankle,

308
00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:11,053
which has miraculously shifted
to the other leg.

309
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:11,971
Huh?

310
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:13,806
Miracles happen every day.

311
00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:17,518
I had to break into the kitchen
to get you packs of ice.

312
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:21,105
- You're a sadist.
- One of my more likable qualities.

313
00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:24,927
I cannot believe that I missed Shelby's after-party
because of your dumb, fake ankle injury.

314
00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:27,444
My fake ankle injury was not dumb.

315
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,989
My fake ankle injury was strategic
and adorable.

316
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:33,075
You should be thanking me.
You do not belong at Shelby's party.

317
00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:36,704
Oh, really? Poor kid from Bridgeport
doesn't belong at a Greenwich after party?

318
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:40,207
Whoa, I didn't even need to try
to push that button.

319
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:43,627
We met, like, four hours ago, remember?
I don't know where you're from.

320
00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:48,841
I meant you don't belong there,
because you seem normal.

321
00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:50,259
Whoa. Phew.

322
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:52,386
The highest compliment one can receive.

323
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:55,764
Hey, you're back.

324
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:58,182
Disappear.

325
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:00,519
Ugh!

326
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:06,066
- So, how was the dance?
- It was good.

327
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,152
- Oh, thanks for asking.
- Right.

328
00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:10,654
Your daughter is a very...

329
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:14,324
Do not try to define her, Brooks,
it will mess up your early 40s.

330
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,705
Well, there's still the matter of the...

331
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:21,456
The bounty.

332
00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:23,417
Yes.

333
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:25,836
You know what, take all of it.

334
00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:28,130
- Are you sure? That's a lot of money.
- Yeah.

335
00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:31,300
You lasted three hours longer
than we predicted.

336
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:33,469
You earned every Benjamin.

337
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:37,431
All right,
the exterior looks okay.

338
00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:40,392
I mean, you got a couple of smudges
right here, but,

339
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:42,728
it's not too big of a deal.

340
00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:44,063
I don't get it.

341
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:46,607
Reece, we go to the same school,
your parents aren't rich,

342
00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:48,690
- how did you afford this thing?
- Hey, dude...

343
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:52,071
Dude, some questions
shouldn't be asked, okay?

344
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:57,826
- Yeah, my bad.
- I'm kidding, bro, I'm kidding.

345
00:17:58,452 --> 00:17:59,495
Calm down.

346
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,332
Honestly, it's in the hustle.

347
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:05,959
It's all in the hustle.

348
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:26,396
Come on, it is classic quid pro quo.

349
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,899
I get the app I need,
and the money I need to go to Yale,

350
00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:31,485
and you get to practice your craft,
the art of coding.

351
00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:34,029
- You haven't even been accepted yet.
- Yet.

352
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,156
Look, worst case scenario,
I take the money,

353
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:39,451
and I get ownership stake
in this here fine establishment.

354
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,495
I can finally live out
my eighth-choice dream

355
00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:43,205
of a being a fast food restaurant owner.

356
00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:45,833
What would you need exactly?

357
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,793
Okay, so I've been thinking and I think

358
00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:50,462
that every date would be
custom built by the user,

359
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,881
meaning that they could pick
my personality, my interests,

360
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,717
whether I'm a listener or a talker,
if I'm funny or serious.

361
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:59,138
Basically, I am a stand-in
for whatever it is that they want.

362
00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:00,848
Their dream come true.

363
00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:03,600
If it was successful,

364
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:05,644
that would look good
on my college application.

365
00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:08,272
So does this mean that you're in?

366
00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:12,401
Yes!

367
00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:14,570
I love you so much, Murph.

368
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,029
Wait, what time, what time is it?

369
00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:18,365
- Uh...
- Oh, tuna melt on seven grain!

370
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:20,033
Did you hear a ding?

371
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:22,369
I think the cheese delivery is here,
would you go check?

372
00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:24,621
- I didn't hear a ding.
- No, I did, yeah.

373
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:28,208
- I definitely heard it. Go. Now.
- Why are you rushing me, man?

374
00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:32,087
Hi.

375
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,631
I'll take a tuna melt on seven grain,
please.

376
00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:37,384
Of course you will.

377
00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:43,265
Is it done?

378
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:47,394
Have you ever tried to program an app
on custom Objective-C infrastructure?

379
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:50,939
You're lucky I was able to salvage
some of this code from another project.

380
00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:56,835
Is that it?
It is done.

381
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,133
The Stand-In.]
Murph, this is...

382
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:05,520
This is perfect.

383
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:09,041
Uh-huh. In terms of functionality,
think GrubHub,

384
00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:11,501
but instead of ordering Pad Thai,

385
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:12,586
they'll be ordering you.

386
00:20:13,086 --> 00:20:16,089
And check it out, I created a secondary
app that tracks your progress.

387
00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:19,384
As you make more money,
your avatar gets closer to your goal.

388
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:21,136
I'm calling it MyTraxx.

389
00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:22,763
MyTraxx.

390
00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:25,557
There's little Brooks riding it in there,
he looks so innocent.

391
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:28,143
Yeah, but that's all in the past
because you're a hooker now.

392
00:20:29,102 --> 00:20:31,813
- What? No, I'm not. I'm a--
- I guess that makes me your pimp.

393
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:34,733
- A high-tech pimp, but a pimp nonetheless.
- No.

394
00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:36,360
I'm a gay teenage pimp,

395
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,862
wearing a secondhand hoodie.
My life as I envisioned it.

396
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:40,864
I am not gonna be sleeping--

397
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:43,325
Yeah, I know, because if you did,
we'd both go to jail,

398
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:46,495
which rhymes with Yale
and yet is so different,

399
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,789
but you have your new rich friends
to bail you out.

400
00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:51,333
Okay, Murph, first of all,
I don't have any new friends.

401
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:54,461
Okay? And second of all,
I'm offering my services as a chaperone.

402
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,548
Whatever, man. What do we do now?

403
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:01,760
What one does
when bringing a new product to market?

404
00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:04,680
Talk about it incessantly on Reddit,
until it sounds really important.

405
00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:07,347
What is a Reddit?

406
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:16,316
- What's going on?
- Breakfast for two.

407
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:17,859
Why?

408
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:21,113
Because families eat breakfast together,
even really small ones.

409
00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:23,115
Next year, when you're off to college,

410
00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:26,952
I'll be a family of one,
so now we eat pancakes.

411
00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:30,664
Pancakes.

412
00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:33,041
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.

413
00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:37,421
What is going on?

414
00:21:37,504 --> 00:21:40,340
I haven't seen this look on your face
since Mom let you buy a motorcycle.

415
00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:42,217
I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself.

416
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,636
I saw it in the mail this morning
and I just had to open it.

417
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,723
UCONN, you got in, full ride.

418
00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:50,225
I know, you think you got in
because I teach there.

419
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,811
Dad, you teach a continued ed
night class, two Wednesdays a month.

420
00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:54,855
I don't think
that had anything to do with...

421
00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:57,983
Look, I'm sorry, I just...

422
00:21:58,066 --> 00:22:00,610
I haven't worked my ass off
for the past three and a half years

423
00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:01,945
to go to a public college, Dad.

424
00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:06,783
Look, I gotta get to work.

425
00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:10,454
I don't know how you managed it,
but you ruined pancakes.

426
00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:12,164
That's impressive.

427
00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:37,022
Dear Office of Admissions,

428
00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:42,235
My name is Brooks Rattigan

429
00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:44,946
of House Wreck.

430
00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:55,624
Murph, you Prince of Connecticut,
you King of Reddit.

431
00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:08,470
And of course, the whole abstract
expressionist movement

432
00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:10,514
really gained notoriety
from Jackson Pollock,

433
00:23:10,597 --> 00:23:13,558
whose, you know,
influence is clearly present here.

434
00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:15,310
Hmm.

435
00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:17,771
♪ I know the score ♪

436
00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:20,148
♪ Like the back of my hand ♪

437
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:24,736
♪ I don't give a damn ♪

438
00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:26,738
♪ They kiss on the ring ♪

439
00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:29,366
♪ I carry the crown ♪

440
00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:37,374
Suck it, Bill and Claire!

441
00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:44,172
So, sports, right?

442
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,258
Isn't it interesting how many there are?

443
00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:50,470
And how some use balls and some... don't?

444
00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:52,722
And pucks. There's pucks.

445
00:23:53,723 --> 00:23:55,183
Okay, I'm terrible at this.

446
00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:57,519
I should just never go on a real date,
ever.

447
00:23:57,602 --> 00:23:59,354
No, no, no, no, you're doing great.

448
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:03,442
♪ I'm the man, come round ♪

449
00:24:06,653 --> 00:24:09,489
♪ You can't break me down ♪

450
00:24:10,157 --> 00:24:12,492
This is one small step for man.

451
00:24:15,662 --> 00:24:19,082
Talk about what you want to talk about,
not what you think I want to talk about.

452
00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:21,084
Yeah, okay, that makes sense.

453
00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:23,170
So, what do you want to talk about?

454
00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:28,425
Um, well, this morning I did see
a very large man walking a very tiny dog.

455
00:24:29,217 --> 00:24:30,260
Oh, my God, I...

456
00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:33,138
- I love it when that happens.
- Me too.

457
00:24:33,221 --> 00:24:34,514
♪ I always earn ♪

458
00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:38,685
♪ I got nothing to learn ♪

459
00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:41,354
♪ 'Cause baby, I'm gifted ♪

460
00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:48,695
♪ I'm the man ♪

461
00:24:52,532 --> 00:24:55,619
♪ You can't break me down ♪

462
00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:56,745
Howdy.

463
00:24:58,371 --> 00:24:59,206
Hola.

464
00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:01,708
Hey.

465
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:07,797
♪ I'm the man ♪

466
00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:28,360
Brooks.

467
00:25:28,443 --> 00:25:29,778
Look, I'm not good at apologies,

468
00:25:29,861 --> 00:25:31,905
but I feel I owe you one,
because you're a gentleman

469
00:25:31,988 --> 00:25:33,281
and pretty fun to be around.

470
00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:38,304
You were just doing your job, but you were pretty smug too,
so it shouldn't be a whole apology, but a half apology,

471
00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:40,205
so I'm half sorry, is that cool?

472
00:25:40,288 --> 00:25:41,623
Yeah, I'm sorry, who's this?

473
00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:44,751
Oh, Jeez, sorry, it's Celia.
So do you accept my half apology or not?

474
00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:48,004
Well, you are half forgiven,
but fully admired for the effort.

475
00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:48,922
Well, good,

476
00:25:49,005 --> 00:25:51,341
because I'm in desperate need
of your services.

477
00:25:51,424 --> 00:25:53,635
Oh, God, what's your mom making you go to
this time?

478
00:25:53,718 --> 00:25:56,805
Is it a débutante ball? Ice cream social?
Wait, let me guess.

479
00:25:57,305 --> 00:25:58,473
Is it a horse auction?

480
00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,725
Aha. No, yeah, that's pretty accurate.

481
00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:03,061
No, there's this boy I like, Franklin.

482
00:26:03,144 --> 00:26:04,396
Hold on, Celia,

483
00:26:04,729 --> 00:26:05,605
you have a crush?

484
00:26:06,481 --> 00:26:07,983
Is that so hard to believe?

485
00:26:08,066 --> 00:26:11,236
Yes, it is. That's why you're hearing
disbelief in my tone.

486
00:26:11,319 --> 00:26:13,738
Just because I'm a little weird,
doesn't make me less human,

487
00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:15,282
in fact, it makes me more human.

488
00:26:15,365 --> 00:26:17,534
So, there's this party
at Shelby's house tonight--

489
00:26:17,617 --> 00:26:19,411
Yes. Oh, my God, yes.

490
00:26:19,494 --> 00:26:22,122
- A hundred times, yes.
- Whoa, reel it in there, cowboy.

491
00:26:22,205 --> 00:26:23,039
I mean...

492
00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:25,333
I barely wanna go.

493
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:28,086
Yeah, so I'm thinking, listen,
we show up as a hot couple,

494
00:26:28,336 --> 00:26:30,130
get Franklin a little jealous,

495
00:26:30,213 --> 00:26:33,049
maybe you can stir up some attention
from Shelby.

496
00:26:33,133 --> 00:26:34,593
So, pick me up at seven.

497
00:26:34,676 --> 00:26:35,719
It's a date.

498
00:26:35,802 --> 00:26:39,055
And Celia, next time
you require my services,

499
00:26:39,639 --> 00:26:41,016
could you use my app?

500
00:26:41,099 --> 00:26:42,309
Oh, my God, you didn't?

501
00:26:42,809 --> 00:26:44,894
Oh, but I did.

502
00:26:51,234 --> 00:26:55,363
Okay, this is way more than
a mints and tiny bottles of water.

503
00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:57,365
This is a full-on bespoke
concierge service.

504
00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:58,450
Yes, ma'am.

505
00:26:58,533 --> 00:27:01,995
Okay, so what's the weirdest
Brooks Rattigan you've been thus far?

506
00:27:02,078 --> 00:27:05,040
I had a date the other night, where
I had to just sit on this girl's couch

507
00:27:05,123 --> 00:27:07,500
and listen to her talk for four hours
straight,

508
00:27:07,584 --> 00:27:11,546
and all I was allowed to say was,
"Yes, I agree,"

509
00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,506
and "There's no other way to see it."

510
00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:16,217
- My God, that is the perfect date.
- There's no other way to see it.

511
00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:19,596
Hey, thank you.

512
00:27:19,679 --> 00:27:22,807
Son, a couple of things.
The shifter sticks a little bit,

513
00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:25,769
and the passenger window doesn't close
all the way, so watch out for that.

514
00:27:25,852 --> 00:27:29,648
And there's a spring in the seat cushion,
so do not lean all the way back.

515
00:27:33,193 --> 00:27:35,612
Wow. What, does Bruce Wayne live here?

516
00:27:36,154 --> 00:27:38,239
You know, Shelby's dad's basically Batman,

517
00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:40,492
if Bruce Wayne was
a sleazy hedge fund manager

518
00:27:40,575 --> 00:27:42,285
with a questionable sense of finance law.

519
00:27:54,130 --> 00:27:54,964
Excuse me.

520
00:27:56,424 --> 00:27:57,384
You guys made it.

521
00:27:57,926 --> 00:27:59,010
Hey.

522
00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:02,222
- Uh, your place is amazing.
- Oh, thank you.

523
00:28:02,305 --> 00:28:03,848
It really makes me reconsider the allure

524
00:28:03,932 --> 00:28:06,226
of living in a three-room house
with a view of Target.

525
00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:11,231
Oh, he's kidding, obviously.
Brooks is from Darien.

526
00:28:11,731 --> 00:28:13,108
Oh, my God, I love it there.

527
00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:15,068
It's just so beautiful,

528
00:28:15,151 --> 00:28:17,612
it makes this neighborhood
look like a shanty town.

529
00:28:18,446 --> 00:28:21,199
Could you excuse me for one moment?

530
00:28:21,282 --> 00:28:23,243
It seems the family dog escaped his room.

531
00:28:23,326 --> 00:28:24,326
Don't go anywhere.

532
00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:25,995
I wouldn't want to get lost.

533
00:28:26,913 --> 00:28:28,113
- Dad.
- What?

534
00:28:28,581 --> 00:28:30,208
I'm in trouble.

535
00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:32,502
Darien? Really?

536
00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:35,922
Hey, this is Shelby Pace we're trying
to impress here.

537
00:28:36,464 --> 00:28:38,133
Either go big or go home, son.

538
00:28:41,469 --> 00:28:43,471
Oh, my God, that's Franklin.
Abort, let's go.

539
00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:45,306
This is the whole reason that we're here.

540
00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:48,059
I know, but I just didn't expect
to see him so soon,

541
00:28:48,143 --> 00:28:51,354
I thought I'd have some time to,
I don't know, like clutch my bearings.

542
00:28:51,438 --> 00:28:53,189
Relax. Okay, which one is he?

543
00:28:53,815 --> 00:28:56,526
- Is he the guy in the yellow shirt?
- Yes, stop being so obvious.

544
00:28:56,609 --> 00:28:58,319
- He's cute.
- Stop it.

545
00:28:58,403 --> 00:29:00,071
Pretend to have a conversation with me.

546
00:29:04,451 --> 00:29:07,871
We could also have a real conversation,
that might be way less weird.

547
00:29:07,954 --> 00:29:09,497
Fine, whatever, you start.

548
00:29:09,622 --> 00:29:10,457
Um...

549
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:12,876
Where are you planning
on going to college?

550
00:29:12,959 --> 00:29:14,753
Uh, University of Michigan.

551
00:29:14,836 --> 00:29:17,547
Wait, you're not going Ivy League?
Isn't that, like, your birthright?

552
00:29:17,630 --> 00:29:19,257
Please, you see this?

553
00:29:19,340 --> 00:29:20,175
Uh-huh.

554
00:29:20,258 --> 00:29:23,470
This is the precise number of shits I give
about the Ivy League.

555
00:29:23,803 --> 00:29:25,764
Well, I give many more shits than that.

556
00:29:27,891 --> 00:29:29,642
You know, if you want to go talk to him,

557
00:29:29,726 --> 00:29:31,102
you should just go talk to him.

558
00:29:31,186 --> 00:29:33,521
I know, I'm working up to it.

559
00:29:34,522 --> 00:29:36,608
- This is ridiculous, come on.
- Stop it.

560
00:29:36,691 --> 00:29:38,693
You're making it worse by making a scene.

561
00:29:39,152 --> 00:29:42,280
- You are such a brute.
- It's one of my more likable qualities.

562
00:29:42,822 --> 00:29:45,116
Have you seen this collection?
She is a music fiend,

563
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,785
always going on and on about bands.

564
00:29:46,868 --> 00:29:51,807
Bands that I've never heard of, so you know they're cool, right?
Not in like a mainstream way cool, more like a subversive.

565
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:53,333
Tell him.

566
00:29:54,709 --> 00:29:56,836
I like music and records.

567
00:29:56,920 --> 00:30:00,340
Me too. I mean, vinyl
is the only pure delivery method, right?

568
00:30:02,675 --> 00:30:05,470
Yeah, I'm always saying that.

569
00:30:06,012 --> 00:30:08,765
Music should only be listened to

570
00:30:08,848 --> 00:30:11,935
on melted and then pressed vinyl discs.

571
00:30:12,018 --> 00:30:15,021
There are kids our age, they've never even
heard a vinyl record before.

572
00:30:15,104 --> 00:30:17,357
They don't know
what they're missing,

573
00:30:18,191 --> 00:30:19,484
or worse,

574
00:30:19,567 --> 00:30:20,568
they do.

575
00:30:26,157 --> 00:30:28,701
You know your girlfriend is over there
talking to Franklin Volley?

576
00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:31,663
Everything is so compressed on digital,
it's like drinking a frozen OJ

577
00:30:31,746 --> 00:30:33,331
instead of a fresh-squeezed OJ.

578
00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:38,127
Yeah, it's okay, we trust each other.
I'm not really the jealous type.

579
00:30:38,211 --> 00:30:41,297
- How refreshing.
- Well, I aim to refresh.

580
00:30:44,384 --> 00:30:46,135
- You're funny.
- Me?

581
00:30:46,219 --> 00:30:49,138
Most guys I know don't realize
they can be both rich and funny.

582
00:30:49,222 --> 00:30:51,766
Well, you can, I'm obviously living proof.

583
00:30:59,566 --> 00:31:00,566
Hey.

584
00:31:01,192 --> 00:31:03,278
They have a separate freezer
for ice cream.

585
00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:05,321
I was alone in the kitchen
and started to applaud.

586
00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:09,409
- Mm.
- So, we have Boom Chocolotta

587
00:31:09,492 --> 00:31:10,702
and plain old vanilla.

588
00:31:10,785 --> 00:31:12,185
Oh, thank you.

589
00:31:13,079 --> 00:31:14,455
- Really?
- Yo.

590
00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:16,708
Don't knock vanilla, okay? It's a...

591
00:31:17,292 --> 00:31:19,085
It seems a little boring, I give you that,

592
00:31:19,168 --> 00:31:21,671
but there's a lot of nuance flavors
hiding inside.

593
00:31:21,754 --> 00:31:23,298
- Hm.
- Mm.

594
00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:24,424
Kind of like you.

595
00:31:25,758 --> 00:31:28,386
- Wow, so I'm vanilla.
- Yeah.

596
00:31:28,469 --> 00:31:31,639
Somehow you always manage to compliment
and insult me at the same time.

597
00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:34,058
It's a hereditary gift, on my mom's side.

598
00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:36,686
Where's Franklin?

599
00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:40,273
Oh, he's somewhere.
I don't really wanna see that much of him.

600
00:31:40,356 --> 00:31:42,191
- What?
- Before our date.

601
00:31:42,215 --> 00:31:44,715
What? Franklin asked you out?
That's great.

602
00:31:44,861 --> 00:31:46,362
No, actually, I asked him out,

603
00:31:46,446 --> 00:31:49,866
because I am the master of my universe,
and yeah, it's pretty great.

604
00:31:51,242 --> 00:31:54,667
Oh, separate but related, it gives us
a pretty good reason for our breakup.

605
00:31:55,538 --> 00:31:58,938
- I see your game, you meet someone new.
- Hit it and quit it, baby.

606
00:31:59,626 --> 00:32:03,171
Okay, there's this huge birthday party
that's supposed to happen in a few weeks,

607
00:32:03,254 --> 00:32:05,632
and everyone's gonna be there,
including your girl, Shelby.

608
00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:09,552
Just the breakup has to be public,
like very public.

609
00:32:09,636 --> 00:32:12,138
Can you imagine if I date Shelby
and get into Yale?

610
00:32:12,221 --> 00:32:14,766
I mean, that would be it,
that would be my dream come true.

611
00:32:14,849 --> 00:32:16,017
Oh, God, I feel bad for you.

612
00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:18,978
You're just relying on external factors
for your happiness,

613
00:32:19,062 --> 00:32:22,315
waiting for people to accept you
instead of accepting yourself.

614
00:32:22,398 --> 00:32:23,983
I mean, what could go wrong?

615
00:32:24,067 --> 00:32:26,653
Isn't that exactly
what you're doing with Franklin?

616
00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:30,406
- You're just jealous.
- Of what?

617
00:32:30,490 --> 00:32:34,702
Um, my connection with Franklin.
It's more cerebral.

618
00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:35,786
Please.

619
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,623
Like you're not at all interested in him
'cause he's hot.

620
00:32:38,706 --> 00:32:40,375
Whoa, his brain is hot, okay?

621
00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:43,252
I can just picture his gorgeous
frontal lobe.

622
00:32:46,464 --> 00:32:48,925
- Gross.
- Yeah, that was unintentionally gross.

623
00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:53,805
Fine, I like him because of his brains
and, you know,

624
00:32:53,888 --> 00:32:55,541
the beautiful face that's attached to it.

625
00:32:55,556 --> 00:32:57,850
There you go,
so we're both shallow teenagers.

626
00:32:57,934 --> 00:32:59,018
It would appear so.

627
00:33:00,103 --> 00:33:01,270
- You're really sweet.
- Yeah.

628
00:33:01,354 --> 00:33:03,898
- Can I have some of that, please?
- Whoa! No! No way.

629
00:33:08,528 --> 00:33:11,906
So, I might be able to help.
My dad knows the president.

630
00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:14,117
- Of what country?
- Of Yale.

631
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,619
Um, they've been playing poker,
like forever,

632
00:33:16,703 --> 00:33:19,330
and I guess my dad's been losing to him
for ten years,

633
00:33:19,414 --> 00:33:20,665
in case I ever wanted to go.

634
00:33:20,748 --> 00:33:22,959
So, the fact I don't wanna go
is kind of a sore point.

635
00:33:23,042 --> 00:33:24,947
I don't get it,
rich people all know each other.

636
00:33:24,961 --> 00:33:27,796
- I don't even know who my barber is.
- Okay, do you want my help or not?

637
00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:29,048
Yes. A hundred times, yes.

638
00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:31,509
Well, no promises,
but I can check with him.

639
00:33:32,051 --> 00:33:33,761
What? Are you serious? Wow.

640
00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:37,098
Thank you. All I got for you is wow.

641
00:33:37,181 --> 00:33:38,683
Well, I'm a woman of much wow.

642
00:33:38,766 --> 00:33:41,227
Hey, man,
I'll give you 50 bucks for your car.

643
00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:46,232
- Oh, you think that's funny?
- Yeah, I do.

644
00:33:49,068 --> 00:33:50,445
- Hey.
- Hey.

645
00:33:50,695 --> 00:33:51,629
Whoa.

646
00:33:51,696 --> 00:33:52,864
What's with the get-up?

647
00:33:53,239 --> 00:33:57,368
Uh, I figured if I'm going to Yale,
I'd better start stepping it up.

648
00:33:57,452 --> 00:34:00,246
Hey, what's going on
with all the late nights lately?

649
00:34:00,329 --> 00:34:05,877
Uh, you know, the usual teenage stuff,
school projects, dances, 24-hour raves.

650
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,545
Hm. Atta boy.

651
00:34:07,628 --> 00:34:10,923
Do you think you could clean up one day?
I mean, it's starting to look a little...

652
00:34:11,466 --> 00:34:13,134
condemned in here.

653
00:34:13,217 --> 00:34:14,385
I'm gonna get to it.

654
00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:16,262
I could help you, if you want.

655
00:34:16,345 --> 00:34:17,388
I think I do.

656
00:34:18,389 --> 00:34:20,099
And actually, you have helped.

657
00:34:20,183 --> 00:34:22,810
I submitted a collection
of my short stories of this fellowship,

658
00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:25,938
because you were
so terribly and vividly mean to me.

659
00:34:26,522 --> 00:34:28,608
So, thank you for being a supportive

660
00:34:29,108 --> 00:34:30,109
asshole.

661
00:34:31,110 --> 00:34:31,944
Anytime.

662
00:34:33,988 --> 00:34:35,698
- Good night, Pops.
- Good night, buddy.

663
00:34:43,414 --> 00:34:46,501
Hey, look, little Brooks is almost
a third of the way to his goal.

664
00:34:46,584 --> 00:34:50,129
If I keep getting business like this, I'm
gonna be at little Yale by the summertime.

665
00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:52,673
That's great, man. Really.

666
00:34:53,299 --> 00:34:54,383
What is that? What...

667
00:34:55,259 --> 00:34:56,344
You seem distant.

668
00:34:57,053 --> 00:34:59,722
Well, I guess I am.

669
00:35:00,306 --> 00:35:03,726
We just usually have stuff to talk about,
because we spend time together,

670
00:35:03,810 --> 00:35:05,186
or we used to.

671
00:35:05,269 --> 00:35:08,856
So, distance is making us distant,
which makes sense to me.

672
00:35:10,608 --> 00:35:11,484
Huh.

673
00:35:11,818 --> 00:35:14,570
But it's fine, really. We're gonna grow
apart when we go to college,

674
00:35:14,654 --> 00:35:16,697
so we might as well
get the process started now.

675
00:35:18,449 --> 00:35:19,449
Okay, well,

676
00:35:19,700 --> 00:35:20,701
how about this?

677
00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:22,537
I'm totally
booked out tonight and tomorrow,

678
00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:25,957
but I am completely free on Saturday
and I will make sure it stays that way,

679
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:27,917
if you promise to go to Tino's with me.

680
00:35:29,001 --> 00:35:30,201
Count me in.

681
00:35:30,503 --> 00:35:33,047
Oh, hey, can we hit that new
zombie-themed escape room afterwards?

682
00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:34,257
Yes, I am in.

683
00:35:34,340 --> 00:35:35,174
All right.

684
00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:37,300
Hello again.

685
00:35:37,343 --> 00:35:40,054
- Hey, I'll take a--
- Tuna melt on seven grain.

686
00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:40,972
Yeah.

687
00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:44,350
- Uh, thanks.
- Murph is my given name.

688
00:35:45,017 --> 00:35:46,936
Oh, I guess I gotta give you this.

689
00:35:47,019 --> 00:35:49,564
I just remembered that
this is when you usually come by.

690
00:35:49,647 --> 00:35:52,441
- Yeah.
- We get paid a dollar above minimum wage,

691
00:35:52,525 --> 00:35:55,111
so we're encouraged
to provide top service.

692
00:35:55,194 --> 00:35:58,489
Uh, well, thanks, Murph.

693
00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:04,871
- What?
- You were blushing.

694
00:36:04,954 --> 00:36:06,998
Who is that? Huh?

695
00:36:07,081 --> 00:36:09,917
Hey, yo, I work at White Castle, okay?
You know what that means,

696
00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:12,461
I see some of the finest bitches
in the world every damn day,

697
00:36:12,962 --> 00:36:17,049
and, Pops, I gotta tell you
with the utmost respect,

698
00:36:17,508 --> 00:36:18,508
your daughter,

699
00:36:18,551 --> 00:36:22,597
she's got to be one of the finest bitches
I have ever seen in my entire life,

700
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:26,309
and I've been to the Westminster Dog Show,
okay? All right.

701
00:36:30,688 --> 00:36:32,398
I have to take the browns
to the Super Bowl,

702
00:36:32,481 --> 00:36:34,775
and by that I mean
I gotta take a hot deuce, right?

703
00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:36,402
Daddy-o, where the bathroom at?

704
00:36:36,777 --> 00:36:38,738
It's down the hall on the left.

705
00:36:38,821 --> 00:36:39,655
Ooph.

706
00:36:41,574 --> 00:36:42,700
I love you, baby.

707
00:36:47,121 --> 00:36:48,206
Hey, Celia.

708
00:36:48,289 --> 00:36:50,166
What's up, Vanilla? What are you up to?

709
00:36:50,249 --> 00:36:52,877
I'm getting paid to be a douche
to a girl's parents,

710
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:56,047
so that they're more accepting of her real
boyfriend when they actually meet him.

711
00:36:56,130 --> 00:36:58,090
Um, parents have it hard.

712
00:36:58,674 --> 00:37:00,927
What are you doing tomorrow?
Like early afternoonish?

713
00:37:01,010 --> 00:37:04,096
What, for my best customer?
I'm totally free. Why, what's up?

714
00:37:04,430 --> 00:37:05,681
I may have got you an interview

715
00:37:05,765 --> 00:37:08,476
with the Dean
of Undergraduate Admissions at Yale.

716
00:37:08,559 --> 00:37:10,394
Oh, my God, Celia,
I don't know what to say.

717
00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:11,729
Well, why don't you try?

718
00:37:11,812 --> 00:37:15,191
Celia Lieberman, you make flowers blossom.

719
00:37:15,274 --> 00:37:17,985
You are the reason trees have leaves.

720
00:37:18,903 --> 00:37:20,321
You are a goddess.

721
00:37:20,404 --> 00:37:23,241
Aw! That is absolutely correct.

722
00:37:23,324 --> 00:37:25,785
- What time should I pick you up?
- You shouldn't.

723
00:37:25,868 --> 00:37:28,704
This is your day, but it's my rules,
so I'm gonna pick you up at one.

724
00:37:29,622 --> 00:37:31,082
I'll text you my address.

725
00:37:31,624 --> 00:37:32,750
Bye.

726
00:37:45,763 --> 00:37:48,683
Woo hoo! Yo, man, that number two
turned to a number five real quick.

727
00:37:48,766 --> 00:37:49,976
Where the plunger at?

728
00:38:00,361 --> 00:38:02,989
What? I'm trying to look smart.
Do I look too smart?

729
00:38:03,656 --> 00:38:05,783
It looks like someone
took a J. Crew store,

730
00:38:05,866 --> 00:38:07,952
put it in a cannon
and shot it at your face.

731
00:38:08,035 --> 00:38:10,162
Thank you, so much.
I mean, what do I do?

732
00:38:10,246 --> 00:38:11,330
I don't understand clothes.

733
00:38:11,414 --> 00:38:13,499
They're completely irrelevant
yet somehow important.

734
00:38:13,582 --> 00:38:14,709
Lose the glasses.

735
00:38:14,792 --> 00:38:16,919
Go on, give it to me.
Okay, that's better.

736
00:38:17,003 --> 00:38:19,630
Do you need the cardigan?
I'm gonna answer that. You don't need it.

737
00:38:19,714 --> 00:38:21,257
- I like the cardigan.
- No one likes it.

738
00:38:21,340 --> 00:38:24,552
- Intellectual people wear cardigans.
- You do not look intellectual.

739
00:38:24,635 --> 00:38:26,345
For the love of God, come on.

740
00:38:27,388 --> 00:38:30,641
Oh, you know, what you do need though,
you need a mani.

741
00:38:31,017 --> 00:38:33,060
That is a fight for another day,
my friend.

742
00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:36,564
Wow, who would have thought that
Celia Lieberman could be so comforting?

743
00:38:36,647 --> 00:38:39,900
It's like underneath all these layers
of angst and sarcasm,

744
00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:41,902
there might actually be a human being.

745
00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:46,157
Oh.

746
00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:49,451
Thank you.

747
00:38:52,204 --> 00:38:53,204
You're welcome.

748
00:38:59,128 --> 00:39:01,130
♪ I live my own life ♪

749
00:39:01,255 --> 00:39:03,132
♪ Tie me to the tracks ♪

750
00:39:03,215 --> 00:39:05,509
♪ I let my best friend tell me ♪

751
00:39:05,593 --> 00:39:07,720
♪ You can never go back ♪

752
00:39:09,263 --> 00:39:14,310
♪ I spent my long years
Learning to get out of the way ♪

753
00:39:18,689 --> 00:39:20,816
♪ Follow the path to ♪

754
00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:25,196
♪ Lead me to the light
But when your load gets heavy ♪

755
00:39:25,279 --> 00:39:27,573
♪ Maybe call it a night ♪

756
00:39:28,449 --> 00:39:33,871
♪ Roll it around and
take it from the bottom again ♪

757
00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:41,337
Hey, relax.

758
00:39:41,420 --> 00:39:43,089
All you gotta do is be yourself.

759
00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:47,218
I mean, not this annoying,
anxious version,

760
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:48,960
the better version.

761
00:39:50,179 --> 00:39:55,059
I have been an astronaut, a cowboy
and a douche, all in the past three days,

762
00:39:55,142 --> 00:39:57,937
so I don't know which version of myself
I'm supposed to be right now.

763
00:39:58,020 --> 00:39:59,020
Brooks Rattigan.

764
00:39:59,647 --> 00:40:01,023
Dean's ready for you now.

765
00:40:04,985 --> 00:40:05,985
- Hi.
- Hi.

766
00:40:06,529 --> 00:40:07,655
- Hey.
- Yeah?

767
00:40:08,197 --> 00:40:09,448
You're gonna kill it.

768
00:40:10,699 --> 00:40:11,699
You know,

769
00:40:12,201 --> 00:40:13,411
unless you don't.

770
00:40:21,627 --> 00:40:23,421
Mr. Rattigan, a pleasure to meet you.

771
00:40:23,504 --> 00:40:25,214
- Take a seat.
- Yes, sure.

772
00:40:26,882 --> 00:40:30,594
So, tell me about yourself.

773
00:40:30,970 --> 00:40:32,304
Yeah, I'd love to.

774
00:40:32,388 --> 00:40:35,141
What says more about a person
than numbers, right?

775
00:40:35,724 --> 00:40:38,227
So, the first time I took the SAT
I got a 1510,

776
00:40:38,310 --> 00:40:40,980
and that was because I butchered
the math section, but

777
00:40:41,063 --> 00:40:44,108
I knuckled down,
and I put work over parties,

778
00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:47,903
and I managed to bump it up to a 1570
on my second time around.

779
00:40:48,571 --> 00:40:49,864
That's too bad.
I'm sorry?

780
00:40:52,408 --> 00:40:55,286
Well, that you missed out on parties.
Parties are fun.

781
00:40:55,870 --> 00:40:58,789
It's important to enjoy life,
especially at your age.

782
00:40:58,873 --> 00:41:03,502
With respect, it's not exactly the message
that we get from our parents and teachers.

783
00:41:03,586 --> 00:41:05,045
I grant you that, yeah.

784
00:41:05,921 --> 00:41:06,755
Well...

785
00:41:07,047 --> 00:41:10,634
Mr. Rattigan, academically speaking, you
seem like the perfect candidate for Yale.

786
00:41:11,177 --> 00:41:13,095
Thank you, sir.
Coming from you that means a lot.

787
00:41:13,179 --> 00:41:15,890
But I want to know
a little something about you.

788
00:41:15,973 --> 00:41:18,601
Tell me something about yourself,
activities, hobbies.

789
00:41:18,684 --> 00:41:22,855
Sure, well I'm in French Club,
I'm a National Honors Society, and--

790
00:41:22,938 --> 00:41:23,772
No.

791
00:41:24,398 --> 00:41:26,692
No, I don't mean the things that you do,

792
00:41:26,775 --> 00:41:28,986
because you think they look good
on an application.

793
00:41:29,069 --> 00:41:32,239
What are some of your interests
outside of school?

794
00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:33,866
Outside of school?

795
00:41:33,949 --> 00:41:37,536
Example, I had a kid in here yesterday,
right there,

796
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:41,499
and he breeds trash-eating microbes
in his spare time.

797
00:41:42,291 --> 00:41:43,834
It's fascinating stuff.

798
00:41:44,460 --> 00:41:48,380
I don't... breed trash-eating microbes.

799
00:41:48,464 --> 00:41:52,051
I don't really breed microbes at all,
but I do have hobbies,

800
00:41:52,218 --> 00:41:55,095
and interests. I mean, so many of those.

801
00:41:58,307 --> 00:42:03,145
There is this thing,
but I think you'll find it stupid.

802
00:42:03,229 --> 00:42:04,897
No, what? What is it?

803
00:42:04,980 --> 00:42:06,982
Well lately, I've been getting into

804
00:42:08,609 --> 00:42:09,860
honey bees.

805
00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:12,196
I don't...

806
00:42:12,947 --> 00:42:13,989
I'm sorry,

807
00:42:14,073 --> 00:42:16,534
did you just say, "Honey bees?"

808
00:42:16,617 --> 00:42:17,535
Yeah.

809
00:42:17,618 --> 00:42:20,120
Yeah, I'm a bit of an amateur beekeeper.

810
00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:23,749
- I know, it sounds silly.
- No, it doesn't sound silly at all, to me.

811
00:42:24,959 --> 00:42:26,919
I'm a bit of an apiarist myself.

812
00:42:27,503 --> 00:42:30,005
- No kidding.
- Yes.

813
00:42:30,589 --> 00:42:32,633
Wow, what a small world.

814
00:42:32,967 --> 00:42:34,343
Tell me, what's your bee of choice?

815
00:42:34,426 --> 00:42:36,053
I used to be all about the Russian bees,

816
00:42:36,470 --> 00:42:40,099
but then I found that their swarminess
tended to be a little too--

817
00:42:40,182 --> 00:42:41,183
Unpredictable.

818
00:42:41,267 --> 00:42:44,562
Unpredictable, that's right.
So, now I'm a Buckfast man all the way.

819
00:42:44,645 --> 00:42:47,398
- They have so much more foraging zeal.
- Yes.

820
00:42:47,940 --> 00:42:53,696
Uh, and, you know, don't get me started
on their resistance to tracheal mites.

821
00:42:54,780 --> 00:42:55,864
Huh.

822
00:42:56,198 --> 00:42:57,658
Tracheal mites.

823
00:42:58,784 --> 00:43:01,912
As soon as you get that application done,
you bring it into me personally, okay?

824
00:43:01,996 --> 00:43:03,414
- Not my secretary.
- I will, sir.

825
00:43:03,497 --> 00:43:05,207
- Sir, call me Delbert, please.
- Okay.

826
00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:07,876
And when you come by,
don't forget to bring a jar of your honey.

827
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:11,460
As long as you bring a jar of your honey,
we can have ourselves a little honey swap.

828
00:43:11,672 --> 00:43:13,007
Honey swap.

829
00:43:13,090 --> 00:43:14,300
I love it.

830
00:43:14,383 --> 00:43:17,219
It was a pleasure meeting you,
Mr. Rattigan, truly.

831
00:43:17,303 --> 00:43:18,887
The pleasure was mine, Delbert.

832
00:43:24,518 --> 00:43:28,314
Thank you so much for setting this up. It
went better than I could have imagined it.

833
00:43:28,397 --> 00:43:30,232
Well, happy to help. Just...

834
00:43:30,899 --> 00:43:32,860
just one little tiny question.

835
00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:36,030
Why exactly are you guys swapping honey?

836
00:43:38,157 --> 00:43:39,366
What, is that unusual?

837
00:43:40,576 --> 00:43:41,576
I can't believe you.

838
00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:43,662
What? I did some research
before my interview, okay?

839
00:43:43,746 --> 00:43:46,957
Hold on a second. What is the difference
between me spouting a few beekeeping facts

840
00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:49,710
and any of the Stand-In dates
that I've been on? Huh?

841
00:43:49,793 --> 00:43:52,463
You know that I'm not an art historian
or a douche, right?

842
00:43:52,546 --> 00:43:55,883
No, actually I don't know that,
and this is completely different.

843
00:43:55,966 --> 00:43:59,386
Those girls paid you to lie to them,
and this time you did it all on your own.

844
00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:02,056
Look, it is hustle, baby, pure hustle.

845
00:44:02,139 --> 00:44:03,807
Oh, God, please don't ever say that again.

846
00:44:03,891 --> 00:44:06,602
It did sound a little bit better
coming out of Reece's mouth.

847
00:44:06,685 --> 00:44:09,647
Wait, Reece? My cousin, Reece?
What does he know about hustle?

848
00:44:09,730 --> 00:44:10,898
It's how he got his BMW.

849
00:44:10,981 --> 00:44:13,984
Brooks, Reece got his car
because his dad started having an affair

850
00:44:14,068 --> 00:44:16,820
with his sister's JV tennis coach,
and his mom found out about it,

851
00:44:16,904 --> 00:44:19,740
so she starts sleeping with the dude
who owns a bunch of BMW dealerships,

852
00:44:19,823 --> 00:44:21,533
hence the BMW.

853
00:44:22,785 --> 00:44:24,620
- What, so no hustle?
- No.

854
00:44:24,703 --> 00:44:25,954
You're telling me

855
00:44:26,288 --> 00:44:29,041
that Reece got a brand new BMW i8,
because

856
00:44:29,958 --> 00:44:31,460
his parents are shitty people?

857
00:44:31,543 --> 00:44:34,672
Yeah. So, maybe you should rethink
who your role models are.

858
00:44:37,591 --> 00:44:40,344
- What about Shelby and Franklin?
- What about Shelby and Franklin?

859
00:44:40,427 --> 00:44:43,847
You don't know the first thing about
vinyl, and I am certainly not from Darien.

860
00:44:44,348 --> 00:44:48,352
Okay? These are the lies that both of us
made up to get what we want.

861
00:44:52,648 --> 00:44:53,732
Hmm.

862
00:44:53,816 --> 00:44:58,612
Storming off, fantastic. That's what
people who're right and not hypocrites do.

863
00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:00,781
Speak more words and I'll hurt you.

864
00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:14,837
- Maybe you're right.
- About which thing? There were a couple.

865
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,005
Maybe I am a hypocrite, okay?

866
00:45:20,342 --> 00:45:22,761
My parents say that I stomp around

867
00:45:23,137 --> 00:45:24,596
in my boots looking tough...

868
00:45:26,140 --> 00:45:27,349
to push people away,

869
00:45:28,016 --> 00:45:29,017
because

870
00:45:30,436 --> 00:45:34,356
I'm too scared to show people
who I really am.

871
00:45:37,860 --> 00:45:40,904
Oh, God, if anyone actually heard me
saying this.

872
00:45:45,325 --> 00:45:48,120
- Yeah, you know what I mean.
- You're gonna be fine, okay?

873
00:45:48,203 --> 00:45:49,872
You are Celia Lieberman.

874
00:45:49,955 --> 00:45:53,751
And being weird and confident are not
mutually exclusive elements to life.

875
00:45:53,834 --> 00:45:55,586
You happen to be a master of both of them.

876
00:45:56,170 --> 00:45:58,297
- Do you really mean that?
- Yes.

877
00:46:01,008 --> 00:46:02,593
- Thanks.
- You are welcome.

878
00:46:04,470 --> 00:46:06,805
So, I can Brooks' house
from across the street,

879
00:46:06,889 --> 00:46:09,349
and sitting beside the outgoing mailbox,

880
00:46:09,433 --> 00:46:11,351
there's this big flimsy cardboard box,

881
00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:16,023
with like 20 postage stamps stuck to it
and just one word written across the top,

882
00:46:16,106 --> 00:46:17,149
Idaho.

883
00:46:17,232 --> 00:46:20,736
So, the mailman picks it up,
and immediately the box gives out,

884
00:46:20,819 --> 00:46:24,239
and little six-year-old Brooks
slips out the bottom,

885
00:46:24,323 --> 00:46:25,866
and hits the pavement like, "Bam!"

886
00:46:26,492 --> 00:46:29,203
I'm hiding across the street
watching it all, like...

887
00:46:30,037 --> 00:46:34,374
- Just laughing my ass off.
- Okay, wait, so what did you do?

888
00:46:34,458 --> 00:46:37,628
I mean the only thing that I could do is
"Good afternoon, Mr. Postman,"

889
00:46:37,711 --> 00:46:40,047
and I grabbed my backpack
and went back inside my house.

890
00:46:40,672 --> 00:46:43,467
I can't believe you tried
to mail yourself to Idaho.

891
00:46:43,550 --> 00:46:45,928
- Thanks, Brooks.
- Thank you so much. I got this.

892
00:46:46,011 --> 00:46:47,429
- Thank you.
- Yeah, of course.

893
00:46:47,513 --> 00:46:49,431
- Nice guy.
- Fancy man.

894
00:46:51,809 --> 00:46:54,770
Okay, so of all places, why Idaho?

895
00:46:55,854 --> 00:46:57,439
It's where his mom lives.

896
00:46:57,523 --> 00:47:00,901
Yeah, she's married
to some rich pediatrician

897
00:47:00,984 --> 00:47:04,655
or rich plastic surgeon,
rich pediatric plastic surgeon.

898
00:47:05,322 --> 00:47:07,074
And they have two kids together

899
00:47:08,492 --> 00:47:10,953
and every year they send Brooks
and his dad a Christmas card

900
00:47:11,578 --> 00:47:13,956
with a picture of her whole new family.

901
00:47:14,873 --> 00:47:17,125
You know, which to me,
seems totally screwed up.

902
00:47:24,216 --> 00:47:25,384
See you, Tino!

903
00:47:25,509 --> 00:47:26,509
Tino!

904
00:47:31,265 --> 00:47:33,475
- Was that tuna melt on seven grain?
- If only.

905
00:47:33,767 --> 00:47:37,187
- Uh? Tuna melt on seven grain?
- It's nothing.

906
00:47:37,271 --> 00:47:40,816
Murph here has a little crush
on one of the Sub shop regulars.

907
00:47:40,899 --> 00:47:42,943
We don't know his name,
so we call him by his order.

908
00:47:43,026 --> 00:47:44,570
He hasn't been in the shop for a week.

909
00:47:44,653 --> 00:47:47,322
I think I scared him off
by pre-making his sandwich.

910
00:47:47,406 --> 00:47:49,324
Aw, you pre-made his sandwich?

911
00:47:49,408 --> 00:47:51,785
- That is adorable.
- Listen, you're gonna be fine.

912
00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:53,370
He'll show up, and if not,

913
00:47:53,620 --> 00:47:54,788
who cares, right?

914
00:47:54,872 --> 00:47:58,834
You are going to find the right sandwich
one day, my friend.

915
00:47:58,917 --> 00:48:00,627
That is the lamest thing you've ever said.

916
00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:03,755
- Yeah, but you're laughing, aren't you?
- Get away from me, get away.

917
00:48:03,839 --> 00:48:06,341
I'm glad someone's getting
something out of my dating life.

918
00:48:06,425 --> 00:48:07,425
Yeah.

919
00:48:08,343 --> 00:48:12,389
All right, Godspeed
to you on your date tonight.

920
00:48:13,515 --> 00:48:14,715
Are you ready to

921
00:48:15,017 --> 00:48:16,226
get some zombies?

922
00:48:17,936 --> 00:48:18,936
I am.

923
00:48:20,689 --> 00:48:22,190
But you seem unenthusiastic.

924
00:48:22,691 --> 00:48:25,444
No, man. I got a request
while we were eating.

925
00:48:25,527 --> 00:48:26,432
Take it.

926
00:48:26,445 --> 00:48:27,613
What? Are you serious?

927
00:48:27,696 --> 00:48:28,696
Really.

928
00:48:28,989 --> 00:48:31,533
All right, thank you.
You're a really good friend.

929
00:48:31,617 --> 00:48:33,118
Hey, good to meet you.

930
00:48:33,201 --> 00:48:34,286
Yeah, you too.

931
00:48:41,668 --> 00:48:43,587
- It was what?
- It was, it was…

932
00:48:50,218 --> 00:48:52,638
- Your insurance must be so high.
- Yeah.

933
00:48:55,474 --> 00:48:56,475
You know what?

934
00:48:56,558 --> 00:48:59,728
Does the master have any advice for me,
for my big date?

935
00:48:59,811 --> 00:49:01,313
Yeah, I do actually.

936
00:49:01,337 --> 00:49:03,137
- Good.
- Don't dance.

937
00:49:03,523 --> 00:49:07,527
- That is so offensive. Get out of my car.
- I was just trying to help you.

938
00:49:07,611 --> 00:49:09,655
You know, today was horrible

939
00:49:10,447 --> 00:49:11,531
until it wasn't.

940
00:49:12,824 --> 00:49:13,824
I agree.

941
00:49:15,035 --> 00:49:19,039
Do me a favor, would you have fun tonight?
Seriously, you're gonna dazzle him.

942
00:49:21,375 --> 00:49:22,376
Unless you don't.

943
00:49:23,126 --> 00:49:24,878
Get out of my car.

944
00:49:25,420 --> 00:49:27,214
- I will drive off.
- Okay.

945
00:49:27,673 --> 00:49:29,758
- Right now.
- I'm out. Have a good night.

946
00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:35,020
The truth about coffee,

947
00:49:35,722 --> 00:49:37,099
it's all in the grind.

948
00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:40,268
It has to be precise or the water,

949
00:49:40,352 --> 00:49:43,772
it seeps through the filter too quickly,
and you end up with a weak-ass brew.

950
00:49:45,065 --> 00:49:47,734
Wow, you know a lot about coffee.

951
00:49:47,818 --> 00:49:49,695
Pour Over is an art form.

952
00:49:49,778 --> 00:49:52,197
It's not like that overly processed
swill you've got.

953
00:49:53,198 --> 00:49:56,118
I don't know,
I kind of like my overly processed swill.

954
00:49:56,535 --> 00:49:57,744
I'm sorry.

955
00:49:59,454 --> 00:50:02,082
I didn't mean to insult you.
I ramble when I'm nervous.

956
00:50:02,749 --> 00:50:04,543
Wait, did you just say you're nervous?

957
00:50:04,626 --> 00:50:06,169
- Of course I am.
- Why?

958
00:50:06,253 --> 00:50:10,007
I don't know if this is a date or not,
because you have a boyfriend.

959
00:50:10,090 --> 00:50:11,758
Oh, Brooks is not...

960
00:50:12,300 --> 00:50:15,512
Um, he is my boyfriend,
and we are dating hard.

961
00:50:15,595 --> 00:50:18,724
We're dating hard,
but, you know, we have, um,

962
00:50:20,058 --> 00:50:23,895
one of those advanced modern
relationships.

963
00:50:23,979 --> 00:50:25,564
We don't belong to anyone.

964
00:50:25,647 --> 00:50:28,191
I watched this Nat Geo doc
about dung beetles,

965
00:50:28,275 --> 00:50:32,070
how they find their mates by analyzing the
movements of a prospective mate's wings,

966
00:50:32,487 --> 00:50:36,992
and if they move in the same specific way,
they know they found their mate.

967
00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:40,912
Watching you and Brooks,
you move the same,

968
00:50:41,246 --> 00:50:43,582
like a couple of adorable dung beetles.

969
00:50:46,168 --> 00:50:47,168
Well,

970
00:50:48,086 --> 00:50:50,464
we're not shit-eating beetles, though.

971
00:50:52,299 --> 00:50:55,969
We're actually gonna be breaking up
very soon. In fact, very soon.

972
00:50:56,053 --> 00:50:57,095
- Okay.
- Um-hmm.

973
00:50:57,929 --> 00:50:59,056
So, I'm encouraged.

974
00:50:59,973 --> 00:51:01,892
- Oh, hi.
- Hey.

975
00:51:03,226 --> 00:51:06,146
So, you're into vinyl,

976
00:51:07,105 --> 00:51:09,816
and you're obviously very passionate
about coffee.

977
00:51:10,108 --> 00:51:11,401
What else are you into?

978
00:51:12,027 --> 00:51:15,530
I'm passionate about a lot of things,
most of all, my art.

979
00:51:16,198 --> 00:51:18,033
That's cool, I like art.

980
00:51:18,116 --> 00:51:20,285
- What's your medium?
- The street.

981
00:51:21,620 --> 00:51:22,454
No.

982
00:51:22,537 --> 00:51:26,208
Actually, you may have seen some
of my stuff, like, around town.

983
00:51:27,042 --> 00:51:28,042
What?

984
00:51:30,462 --> 00:51:31,671
- Oh.
- I'm--

985
00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:32,955
Don't say it.

986
00:51:33,173 --> 00:51:34,508
I'm Trashbug.

987
00:51:35,926 --> 00:51:36,927
You said it.

988
00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:39,054
You said who you are.

989
00:51:39,137 --> 00:51:40,806
- Are you familiar with my work?
- Uh-huh.

990
00:51:40,889 --> 00:51:43,558
Okay, you know how I did like
a baby in a gas mask,

991
00:51:43,642 --> 00:51:45,477
and I did like an old man in gas mask.

992
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:46,560
Oh, yeah.

993
00:51:46,561 --> 00:51:50,148
Right now, I'm working on something
that is going to blow those away.

994
00:51:50,857 --> 00:51:52,442
A cat in a gas mask.

995
00:51:53,860 --> 00:51:57,531
It's a commentary on itself and on
Dr. Seuss. I mean, cats don't wear hats.

996
00:51:58,990 --> 00:52:00,117
That is

997
00:52:01,660 --> 00:52:03,578
a very creative idea.

998
00:52:14,172 --> 00:52:15,090
Dude,

999
00:52:15,173 --> 00:52:18,343
Saturday night was insane. I just can't
tell if it was in a good or bad way.

1000
00:52:18,426 --> 00:52:22,597
You think high school parties are crazy,
they have got nothing on office parties.

1001
00:52:22,681 --> 00:52:25,350
I saw a drunk guy snort a line
of printer toner.

1002
00:52:28,103 --> 00:52:30,188
Thanks again for letting me off the hook.

1003
00:52:31,565 --> 00:52:34,276
Wow, what a great image of our friendship.

1004
00:52:34,359 --> 00:52:35,735
I'm a fisherman,

1005
00:52:35,819 --> 00:52:38,238
reeling you in against your will
to your death.

1006
00:52:38,321 --> 00:52:40,782
That's not how I meant it.
How was your night?

1007
00:52:40,866 --> 00:52:44,536
I was alone, so I got paired with
this group of drunk Germans.

1008
00:52:44,619 --> 00:52:46,454
They didn't speak a word of English,

1009
00:52:46,538 --> 00:52:49,583
so I wasn't included in any of the puzzle
solving, and to top if all off,

1010
00:52:49,666 --> 00:52:52,002
a zombie,
it got me in like the first ten minutes.

1011
00:52:52,419 --> 00:52:54,880
- The zombie actually bit you?
- No.

1012
00:52:55,714 --> 00:52:56,882
One of the Germans did.

1013
00:53:01,636 --> 00:53:04,306
It's not funny, sorry, just...

1014
00:53:06,641 --> 00:53:09,686
It is a little funny.
It's funny, if you think it's funny too.

1015
00:53:09,769 --> 00:53:11,062
But only if you...

1016
00:53:11,605 --> 00:53:13,398
- It's funny. Come on.
- I gotta go to class.

1017
00:53:13,481 --> 00:53:14,481
Murph.

1018
00:53:17,527 --> 00:53:18,695
Murph.

1019
00:53:23,825 --> 00:53:26,411
- Hey.
- No, you do not talk, I do the talking.

1020
00:53:26,494 --> 00:53:27,394
Excuse me?

1021
00:53:27,412 --> 00:53:28,412
I trusted you,

1022
00:53:28,455 --> 00:53:31,625
Celia, and you chewed up that trust
and you spit it in my face.

1023
00:53:31,708 --> 00:53:36,296
- Okay, what the hell is going on?
- I'm practicing for the big show.

1024
00:53:36,379 --> 00:53:39,549
- Come on, did you forget?
- Oh, yeah, our breakup.

1025
00:53:40,008 --> 00:53:44,095
So, I'm thinking that Shelby and Franklin
need to be there when it happens,

1026
00:53:44,179 --> 00:53:45,472
so when we go off on our own,

1027
00:53:45,555 --> 00:53:47,098
they're gonna wanna console us.

1028
00:53:47,182 --> 00:53:50,310
Oh, shit, I almost forgot to ask you,
how did your date go?

1029
00:53:53,730 --> 00:53:54,606
Well,

1030
00:53:55,482 --> 00:53:56,900
it was the...

1031
00:53:57,108 --> 00:53:59,027
start of something great.

1032
00:53:59,110 --> 00:54:00,153
I, for one,

1033
00:54:00,237 --> 00:54:01,780
am super happy for you.

1034
00:54:01,863 --> 00:54:03,823
I am also happy for me

1035
00:54:04,157 --> 00:54:05,157
too.

1036
00:54:05,533 --> 00:54:07,369
- Yay.
- Okay.

1037
00:54:07,452 --> 00:54:09,246
Dope, see ya.

1038
00:54:09,871 --> 00:54:11,122
Yeah, I'll see you later.

1039
00:54:25,804 --> 00:54:27,013
I don't know.

1040
00:54:27,097 --> 00:54:28,181
You don't know what?

1041
00:54:29,182 --> 00:54:31,393
It doesn't really feel like me.

1042
00:54:32,769 --> 00:54:33,979
You look incredible.

1043
00:54:36,731 --> 00:54:42,112
♪ You hold my hand
And tell me it's fine ♪

1044
00:54:42,737 --> 00:54:48,034
♪ It's getting rough
But we're still alive ♪

1045
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:52,163
♪ You hold me close
Your hair against mine ♪

1046
00:54:52,706 --> 00:54:53,665
- Hi.
- Hi.

1047
00:54:54,249 --> 00:54:55,417
- All set?
- Yeah.

1048
00:54:58,169 --> 00:54:59,169
Dressed to kill.

1049
00:55:02,173 --> 00:55:03,300
Nice.

1050
00:55:03,717 --> 00:55:05,760
You know, to kill our fake love.

1051
00:55:06,219 --> 00:55:07,449
Good, that's good.
Tight dress.

1052
00:55:11,474 --> 00:55:13,893
- High heels.
- Cool.

1053
00:55:16,146 --> 00:55:18,064
A live python around my neck.

1054
00:55:18,148 --> 00:55:20,650
Sorry, I'm just trying to figure out
what I'm gonna say tonight.

1055
00:55:20,734 --> 00:55:22,193
You're writing a breakup script?

1056
00:55:22,277 --> 00:55:24,946
Not a breakup script,
more like breakup bullet points.

1057
00:55:25,864 --> 00:55:26,964
Oh, wow.

1058
00:55:27,657 --> 00:55:29,284
Celia, you look great.

1059
00:55:29,367 --> 00:55:30,367
Thanks.

1060
00:55:31,661 --> 00:55:32,579
Where's the snake?

1061
00:55:32,662 --> 00:55:33,538
Ha.

1062
00:55:33,955 --> 00:55:35,540
- What's the plan?
- Right.

1063
00:55:35,623 --> 00:55:37,751
Um, so I was thinking

1064
00:55:38,710 --> 00:55:39,961
you're gonna go in first.

1065
00:55:41,504 --> 00:55:44,090
You walk around, mingle a bit,
do your thing.

1066
00:55:45,633 --> 00:55:50,055
Then, at exactly eight o'clock, you
strike up a conversation with Franklin.

1067
00:55:50,430 --> 00:55:53,224
It'll play better if it seems
like I'm catching you in the act.

1068
00:55:53,308 --> 00:55:56,686
You can put a gas mask on anything
and have a real impact on people,

1069
00:55:56,770 --> 00:55:59,356
like Thomas Jefferson, Mr. Rogers,

1070
00:56:00,106 --> 00:56:01,106
the Pope.

1071
00:56:01,649 --> 00:56:02,525
Huh?

1072
00:56:02,817 --> 00:56:03,817
The Pope.

1073
00:56:04,277 --> 00:56:07,322
That is brilliant.
I gotta jot that down.

1074
00:56:07,989 --> 00:56:11,493
You know that story about the guy
who has to push a boulder up a hill?

1075
00:56:11,701 --> 00:56:13,787
Every time it gets to the top
it rolls back down

1076
00:56:13,870 --> 00:56:15,705
and he has to start all over again.

1077
00:56:16,456 --> 00:56:18,249
That's what talking to you is like.

1078
00:56:19,376 --> 00:56:20,376
Thank you.

1079
00:56:20,377 --> 00:56:22,504
So, you're saying I'm like Sisyphus?

1080
00:56:23,213 --> 00:56:24,547
Oh, my God!

1081
00:56:25,006 --> 00:56:27,217
You have a lot of nerve
showing up here with him!

1082
00:56:27,634 --> 00:56:28,510
Okay.

1083
00:56:30,595 --> 00:56:33,848
- What are you talking about?
- You know exactly what I'm talking about.

1084
00:56:33,932 --> 00:56:36,559
- I heard about your little date.
- It was just coffee.

1085
00:56:36,643 --> 00:56:40,313
Please, to quote the great
George Costanza, "Coffee is not coffee,"

1086
00:56:40,397 --> 00:56:42,524
coffee is sex.

1087
00:56:42,690 --> 00:56:44,025
Coffee is better than sex.

1088
00:56:44,567 --> 00:56:46,611
Especially from the rare Kopi Luwak bean.

1089
00:56:47,779 --> 00:56:49,864
You think you're so much better than me,
Celia?

1090
00:56:49,948 --> 00:56:52,148
Better than everyone here,
but I know the truth.

1091
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:53,576
You're nothing but a hypocrite.

1092
00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:54,994
A fake.

1093
00:56:55,078 --> 00:56:58,415
- Hold on a second.
- So you stomp around in those boots,

1094
00:56:58,498 --> 00:57:01,084
and you act so tough,
but that's all it is.

1095
00:57:01,709 --> 00:57:04,087
- It's just an act.
- Brooks, please don't do this.

1096
00:57:04,170 --> 00:57:06,840
A defense mechanism,
see it's a poor attempt

1097
00:57:07,215 --> 00:57:08,591
at pushing people away.

1098
00:57:08,675 --> 00:57:10,969
You're afraid that if somebody
got too close to you,

1099
00:57:11,052 --> 00:57:13,647
they might actually find out the truth.
That Celia Lieberman,

1100
00:57:14,931 --> 00:57:15,931
she's boring.

1101
00:57:17,517 --> 00:57:20,520
You wanna push me away?
Go ahead, cos we're through, baby.

1102
00:57:20,603 --> 00:57:22,021
We are done, we are--

1103
00:57:25,275 --> 00:57:27,068
How's that for a defense mechanism?

1104
00:57:29,863 --> 00:57:31,573
God, I hate these shoes.

1105
00:57:32,949 --> 00:57:33,783
Celia.

1106
00:57:37,287 --> 00:57:39,205
Celia! My dung beetle.

1107
00:57:59,476 --> 00:58:00,476
Brooks.

1108
00:58:03,354 --> 00:58:06,191
- Hey, are you good?
- Yeah, I'm fine.

1109
00:58:06,357 --> 00:58:10,361
Uh, physically I'm fine,
but emotionally I'm...

1110
00:58:10,570 --> 00:58:11,570
a wreck.

1111
00:58:11,613 --> 00:58:14,782
I hate to admit it,
but I kind of saw this one coming.

1112
00:58:14,866 --> 00:58:17,368
I mean, those two were being
really chummy at my party.

1113
00:58:17,869 --> 00:58:20,205
Yeah, well I can be oblivious sometimes.

1114
00:58:20,288 --> 00:58:22,081
Thank you for rubbing that in.

1115
00:58:43,937 --> 00:58:47,732
- So, here's a question.
- Yes, whatever it is, yes.

1116
00:58:49,984 --> 00:58:51,486
Will you go to formal with me?

1117
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:58,576
I mean, do I have to speak or can you
read my alarming fast heart rate? Yes.

1118
00:59:04,499 --> 00:59:07,544
Hold on, you guys have another formal?
How many does your school have?

1119
00:59:07,627 --> 00:59:10,046
As many that are needed
to fund the new stables.

1120
00:59:12,090 --> 00:59:15,385
Murph, you will never believe what
happened to me. Shelby kissed me.

1121
00:59:15,468 --> 00:59:20,014
Oh, dude, congrats.
I always knew you could do it.

1122
00:59:20,765 --> 00:59:23,434
- Who's Shelby?
- Toby, why are you here? Where's Murph?

1123
00:59:23,518 --> 00:59:25,728
- We switched shifts.
- Why? Is he sick?

1124
00:59:25,812 --> 00:59:28,439
I don't think so,
because it wasn't just for today.

1125
00:59:28,523 --> 00:59:30,567
It was for like the rest of the year.

1126
00:59:30,900 --> 00:59:33,570
- Did he say why?
- No.

1127
00:59:35,196 --> 00:59:39,951
Oh, yeah, you know what,
he did say that you were a selfish prick

1128
00:59:40,034 --> 00:59:43,037
and that you only think about yourself.

1129
00:59:44,831 --> 00:59:48,293
You don't think that has anything
to do with him switching shifts, do you?

1130
00:59:51,087 --> 00:59:53,590
I guess you think
this is pretty pathetic...

1131
00:59:54,465 --> 00:59:56,634
going for a walk with some old lady.

1132
00:59:57,427 --> 01:00:00,638
No, I feel like I actually needed this.

1133
01:00:01,472 --> 01:00:04,934
My granddaughter set this up.
I don't know the first thing about apps,

1134
01:00:05,727 --> 01:00:08,646
unless it's the Bloomin' Onion
at Outback Steakhouse.

1135
01:00:09,939 --> 01:00:11,691
- Now that's a good app.
- Mm-hm.

1136
01:00:13,401 --> 01:00:17,780
My husband and I did this every day
for the past 20 years.

1137
01:00:18,823 --> 01:00:22,118
- He passed away in June.
- I'm so sorry to hear that.

1138
01:00:22,201 --> 01:00:23,286
Oliver.

1139
01:00:23,953 --> 01:00:24,954
That was his name.

1140
01:00:26,664 --> 01:00:28,666
He was ugly as sin.

1141
01:00:29,834 --> 01:00:31,252
His face was weird.

1142
01:00:32,962 --> 01:00:36,966
He had the right sized face
on the wrong sized head.

1143
01:00:38,384 --> 01:00:40,303
Ol' smushy face,

1144
01:00:40,678 --> 01:00:41,971
that's what I called him.

1145
01:00:42,722 --> 01:00:43,848
That's real nice.

1146
01:00:44,974 --> 01:00:46,684
I didn't care what he looked like.

1147
01:00:47,894 --> 01:00:50,855
He made me laugh,
and I liked being around him.

1148
01:00:52,857 --> 01:00:55,652
You want to know how you can tell
if you're meant to be with someone?

1149
01:00:56,736 --> 01:00:58,488
- Please.
- It's simple.

1150
01:00:59,238 --> 01:01:01,282
Just sit and have a conversation.

1151
01:01:02,492 --> 01:01:04,202
Some people when you talk to them,

1152
01:01:04,285 --> 01:01:06,913
it's like trying to listen to
classical music

1153
01:01:06,996 --> 01:01:08,623
on a radio with no antenna.

1154
01:01:08,873 --> 01:01:11,626
You can push that dial back and forth
all you want,

1155
01:01:11,709 --> 01:01:13,252
but you only get static.

1156
01:01:14,587 --> 01:01:17,215
But when you're meant to be
with someone,

1157
01:01:18,007 --> 01:01:19,717
and they truly are the one,

1158
01:01:21,010 --> 01:01:22,220
you just sit,

1159
01:01:22,303 --> 01:01:23,763
start talking,

1160
01:01:24,722 --> 01:01:27,183
and a Beethoven sonata
will begin to play.

1161
01:02:00,383 --> 01:02:03,302
You haven't mentioned the formal, Cel.
It's tomorrow night.

1162
01:02:03,803 --> 01:02:06,013
Do you get a cut of the ticket sales
or something?

1163
01:02:07,056 --> 01:02:09,767
- You are going, right?
- I am actually.

1164
01:02:09,851 --> 01:02:11,227
- With whom?
- Nobody.

1165
01:02:11,644 --> 01:02:12,854
I'm going whom-less.

1166
01:02:12,937 --> 01:02:14,230
What about Brooks?

1167
01:02:14,313 --> 01:02:17,316
I thought you guys were hanging out,

1168
01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:19,235
to use the parlance of your time.

1169
01:02:19,318 --> 01:02:21,779
Dad, no. I don't want to go with anybody.

1170
01:02:22,321 --> 01:02:25,032
Not Brooks Rattigan, not Franklin Volley,
nobody.

1171
01:02:25,533 --> 01:02:27,201
- Okay?
- Honey, listen--

1172
01:02:27,285 --> 01:02:28,536
No, Mom, can you listen?

1173
01:02:28,619 --> 01:02:32,540
I have the rest of my life to get hung up
on relationships and dating,

1174
01:02:32,623 --> 01:02:35,126
and "Is he really into me?",
and "What does this text mean?"

1175
01:02:35,209 --> 01:02:36,711
- And all that bullshit.
- Celia.

1176
01:02:36,794 --> 01:02:41,633
Why is high school the time of your life that
you're expected to be good at everything?

1177
01:02:41,674 --> 01:02:44,010
I just wanna be whatever I am.

1178
01:02:45,136 --> 01:02:46,262
And I'm proud of that.

1179
01:02:47,013 --> 01:02:49,849
I just wanted you to have a better
high school experience than I had.

1180
01:02:51,642 --> 01:02:53,019
Here we go.

1181
01:02:53,102 --> 01:02:55,480
- Group hug.
- No, that's good.

1182
01:02:55,563 --> 01:02:56,731
- Group hug.
- Please.

1183
01:02:56,814 --> 01:03:00,067
- Yep.
- Oh, do we have to? Stop.

1184
01:03:02,570 --> 01:03:03,905
Okay.

1185
01:03:23,883 --> 01:03:24,783
Wow.

1186
01:03:24,842 --> 01:03:27,094
You look incredible.

1187
01:03:27,345 --> 01:03:28,387
Thanks.

1188
01:03:28,471 --> 01:03:31,933
It only took three stylists,
two hairdressers, one makeup artist,

1189
01:03:32,016 --> 01:03:35,186
Bioslimming active wrap,
two hours of pilates,

1190
01:03:35,269 --> 01:03:38,064
and like 12 pounds of moisturizer
to look this way.

1191
01:03:38,147 --> 01:03:40,191
Wow. I took a shower.

1192
01:03:41,275 --> 01:03:43,945
Hold on, wait, chivalry is not dead.

1193
01:03:44,904 --> 01:03:46,948
- All right.
- Thank you.

1194
01:03:47,573 --> 01:03:48,573
You're welcome.

1195
01:03:50,201 --> 01:03:51,494
What's that smell?

1196
01:04:09,887 --> 01:04:12,390
We ordered our tuna crudo,
like, ten minutes ago.

1197
01:04:13,766 --> 01:04:15,142
Yeah, it was a while ago.

1198
01:04:19,647 --> 01:04:23,109
So, Shelby, do you have any plans
for after high school?

1199
01:04:24,318 --> 01:04:25,611
I don't know, it's tough.

1200
01:04:25,695 --> 01:04:28,406
I don't, like, have my whole life
planned out or anything.

1201
01:04:28,489 --> 01:04:30,658
- Yeah, nobody does.
- Exactly.

1202
01:04:31,367 --> 01:04:33,369
So, in the fall,
I'll be going to Columbia,

1203
01:04:33,452 --> 01:04:35,580
where I'll major in applied economics
in management

1204
01:04:35,663 --> 01:04:36,998
with a concentration in finance,

1205
01:04:37,081 --> 01:04:40,626
and of course, I'll intern at my father's
hedge fund over the summers.

1206
01:04:41,043 --> 01:04:43,629
Then, it's off to Harvard Business School,
where I'll get my MBA.

1207
01:04:44,589 --> 01:04:46,757
I'll graduate, get some seed money

1208
01:04:46,841 --> 01:04:49,135
and then open up
my own private equity firm, but...

1209
01:04:50,177 --> 01:04:52,179
after that,
it's all kind of up in the air.

1210
01:04:52,847 --> 01:04:55,016
You really have to get
your shit together, huh?

1211
01:04:55,099 --> 01:04:56,434
Right, yeah.

1212
01:04:58,102 --> 01:04:59,541
Yeah.
How about you?

1213
01:05:01,772 --> 01:05:03,274
- Me?
- Yeah.

1214
01:05:04,358 --> 01:05:05,818
Well, I'm applying to Yale,

1215
01:05:06,611 --> 01:05:07,653
and then I'll...

1216
01:05:12,408 --> 01:05:15,536
Well, I've been obsessing over just

1217
01:05:15,953 --> 01:05:19,832
applying for so long, that I haven't even
thought about what I would do if I got in.

1218
01:05:19,916 --> 01:05:22,168
- Seriously?
- Yeah.

1219
01:05:24,420 --> 01:05:25,546
Yeah, but I'm 18.

1220
01:05:26,047 --> 01:05:30,176
I got time to figure out who I am
and what I want to do.

1221
01:05:31,761 --> 01:05:32,845
You know what I mean?

1222
01:05:34,305 --> 01:05:35,139
No.

1223
01:05:42,605 --> 01:05:44,023
Here you go. Have a nice night.

1224
01:05:52,156 --> 01:05:53,449
- Oh, no.
- What?

1225
01:05:54,325 --> 01:05:55,525
It's your ex.

1226
01:05:57,078 --> 01:05:58,746
Is this gonna be weird for you?

1227
01:05:58,829 --> 01:06:01,832
I mean, I personally don't care at all,
but maybe you should?

1228
01:06:01,916 --> 01:06:03,125
No, it's fine.

1229
01:06:05,336 --> 01:06:07,922
Wow, she's a really bad dancer.

1230
01:06:15,471 --> 01:06:16,847
Yeah, she's the worst.

1231
01:06:20,101 --> 01:06:21,852
So, you wanna go get a table or...?

1232
01:06:21,936 --> 01:06:23,771
- Yeah, sure.
- Brooks?

1233
01:06:25,022 --> 01:06:25,940
It is you.

1234
01:06:26,023 --> 01:06:27,817
Leah, hi. What are you doing here?

1235
01:06:27,900 --> 01:06:30,695
I go here.
Look, I just really wanted to thank you,

1236
01:06:30,778 --> 01:06:33,531
you really helped me out a lot.
If I hadn't used your services,

1237
01:06:33,614 --> 01:06:35,783
I wouldn't have been able
to get with Larry, here.

1238
01:06:35,866 --> 01:06:38,744
- Hi, I'm Larry.
- It's nice to meet you, Larry.

1239
01:06:38,828 --> 01:06:40,579
- Do you want to get that table?
- Uh...

1240
01:06:40,663 --> 01:06:43,624
Wait, what do you mean,
you used his services?

1241
01:06:43,708 --> 01:06:47,253
- This table right here.
- His Stand-In app, Brooks for hire.

1242
01:06:47,712 --> 01:06:49,547
Isn't that what you're doing, Shelby?

1243
01:06:51,215 --> 01:06:54,927
Am I... am IÂ paying somebody
to go out with me?

1244
01:06:55,469 --> 01:06:57,221
God, no. Gross.

1245
01:06:58,180 --> 01:06:59,390
- Brooks?
- Yeah?

1246
01:07:00,224 --> 01:07:02,059
What the hell is going on here?

1247
01:07:05,604 --> 01:07:06,804
I have a side...

1248
01:07:07,023 --> 01:07:09,525
business, where I go on dates with girls.

1249
01:07:11,318 --> 01:07:12,153
Why?

1250
01:07:14,447 --> 01:07:15,823
Wait.

1251
01:07:15,906 --> 01:07:19,118
You're not like a male prostitute
or anything, right?

1252
01:07:19,201 --> 01:07:20,578
Like, what is it?

1253
01:07:20,953 --> 01:07:21,871
A male gigolo?

1254
01:07:21,954 --> 01:07:24,248
Well, all gigolos are males,
but not all males are gigolos.

1255
01:07:24,623 --> 01:07:25,583
Gee...

1256
01:07:25,666 --> 01:07:29,336
No, it's clean and innocent.
I swear, it's...

1257
01:07:31,213 --> 01:07:35,217
I do it because I need the money.
Shelby, I'm not rich. I'm not from Darien.

1258
01:07:36,469 --> 01:07:40,181
I'm just some poor kid from Bridgeport,
who wanted to impress you.

1259
01:07:41,348 --> 01:07:43,100
I mean, look at you, you are smart,

1260
01:07:43,309 --> 01:07:46,937
and strong and beautiful,
and you are way too good for me.

1261
01:07:48,814 --> 01:07:49,648
You're right.

1262
01:07:50,691 --> 01:07:51,942
I am too good for you,

1263
01:07:52,526 --> 01:07:54,695
and not because
I have more money than you,

1264
01:07:55,529 --> 01:07:56,989
it's because I'm not a liar.

1265
01:08:09,794 --> 01:08:12,046
♪ If you come to me close ♪

1266
01:08:12,463 --> 01:08:16,133
♪ We'll cut the cable to outside ♪

1267
01:08:20,471 --> 01:08:23,099
♪ It's taken years to love her ♪

1268
01:08:23,182 --> 01:08:25,643
♪ But lately I've been close ♪

1269
01:08:26,352 --> 01:08:27,353
Hi.
Hey.

1270
01:08:33,275 --> 01:08:34,443
Where is your date?

1271
01:08:35,111 --> 01:08:37,780
She is elsewhere.

1272
01:08:39,198 --> 01:08:41,200
I told her everything.

1273
01:08:43,953 --> 01:08:44,995
Where's Franklin?

1274
01:08:46,497 --> 01:08:48,082
Oh, you know, he's somewhere.

1275
01:08:48,916 --> 01:08:51,794
Probably making sure no-one ever wants
to be an artist again.

1276
01:08:54,755 --> 01:08:56,799
- You guys didn't work out?
- No.

1277
01:08:57,508 --> 01:09:00,344
No, we didn't.
You know, he's not really my type.

1278
01:09:01,470 --> 01:09:04,390
Turns out I'm more into oblivious,

1279
01:09:04,849 --> 01:09:07,518
self-absorbed pricks, you know.

1280
01:09:10,604 --> 01:09:11,522
Right.

1281
01:09:14,692 --> 01:09:15,651
Well, then,

1282
01:09:17,903 --> 01:09:19,155
would you like to dance?

1283
01:09:27,371 --> 01:09:28,205
No.

1284
01:09:28,873 --> 01:09:29,873
No, I wouldn't.

1285
01:09:30,624 --> 01:09:31,624
Why not?

1286
01:09:32,751 --> 01:09:34,170
Because I'm not your backup.

1287
01:09:50,311 --> 01:09:51,604
You're home early.

1288
01:09:53,480 --> 01:09:54,315
Yeah.

1289
01:09:57,276 --> 01:09:58,110
Yeah.

1290
01:09:58,360 --> 01:10:02,072
Tonight didn't really go quite
as I thought it would.

1291
01:10:02,323 --> 01:10:03,323
I'm sorry, kid.

1292
01:10:07,203 --> 01:10:09,038
You wanna lay it on me?

1293
01:10:17,713 --> 01:10:18,881
I've been a stand-in.

1294
01:10:20,132 --> 01:10:20,966
I see.

1295
01:10:21,550 --> 01:10:24,595
And what do those two words mean
in this context?

1296
01:10:26,138 --> 01:10:28,557
Well, I started a dating service app.

1297
01:10:28,641 --> 01:10:30,142
- What?
- Yeah.

1298
01:10:30,226 --> 01:10:31,226
I was the date,

1299
01:10:31,477 --> 01:10:32,380
the stand-in.

1300
01:10:32,394 --> 01:10:34,688
I've raised quite the entrepreneur, huh?

1301
01:10:34,772 --> 01:10:36,982
I mean, it was more just really...

1302
01:10:38,275 --> 01:10:40,361
school dances, and um...

1303
01:10:40,694 --> 01:10:43,113
art show openings. I went to a rodeo.

1304
01:10:43,197 --> 01:10:44,907
Oh, yeah, the cowboy outfit.

1305
01:10:44,990 --> 01:10:46,992
- You saw that?
- Sure did, pardner.

1306
01:10:48,577 --> 01:10:51,705
Damn, Brooks, you did all that
just to raise money for Yale?

1307
01:10:53,749 --> 01:10:57,169
I'd have sold a non-vital organ,
if I'd known it meant that much to you.

1308
01:10:57,628 --> 01:10:59,713
There's a reason God gave us two kidneys.

1309
01:10:59,797 --> 01:11:03,175
That spare kidney is just a rainy day
cash cow, sitting there.

1310
01:11:05,386 --> 01:11:07,096
It wasn't really just for the money.

1311
01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:09,974
I went out on all these dates

1312
01:11:10,057 --> 01:11:14,228
and pretended to be whatever it was
that these girls wanted me to be,

1313
01:11:14,311 --> 01:11:16,272
because, I don't know, I thought that...

1314
01:11:16,772 --> 01:11:21,485
I thought that maybe I would find out
who I am, and Miss Track...

1315
01:11:21,819 --> 01:11:24,947
quite cruelly pointed out that
I have absolutely no idea who I am.

1316
01:11:25,030 --> 01:11:26,323
Anyway, it didn't work.

1317
01:11:26,407 --> 01:11:28,993
Yeah, well who the hell knows
who they are anyway.

1318
01:11:29,076 --> 01:11:32,037
We are all just figuring it out
as we go along.

1319
01:11:32,705 --> 01:11:33,831
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1320
01:11:34,373 --> 01:11:35,958
So, the best you can do is

1321
01:11:36,417 --> 01:11:38,711
reflect on who you were in the past

1322
01:11:38,794 --> 01:11:41,422
and compare that to
who you wanna be in the future,

1323
01:11:41,922 --> 01:11:44,466
and you split the difference.
That's who you are now.

1324
01:11:45,718 --> 01:11:47,469
Like, I was a success,

1325
01:11:48,012 --> 01:11:50,014
and I wanna be a success again.

1326
01:11:51,307 --> 01:11:52,975
And I was a good husband,

1327
01:11:53,934 --> 01:11:55,352
until your mom left us.

1328
01:11:55,936 --> 01:11:56,979
She left me,

1329
01:11:57,896 --> 01:12:00,816
but you know what I didn't fail at?
Is being a good dad.

1330
01:12:01,984 --> 01:12:03,861
Because of who you turned out to be.

1331
01:12:04,945 --> 01:12:07,781
I know sometimes
you think I gave up and...

1332
01:12:09,533 --> 01:12:11,243
yeah, maybe there's some truth in that.

1333
01:12:13,871 --> 01:12:15,289
But I never gave up on you.

1334
01:12:16,957 --> 01:12:18,157
I love you, bud.

1335
01:12:21,253 --> 01:12:23,848
- I love you too, Dad.
- I know.

1336
01:13:01,460 --> 01:13:03,587
Bro, that's why he's here, isn't it?

1337
01:13:03,670 --> 01:13:05,047
Anyway, let's go get a sub.

1338
01:13:09,927 --> 01:13:10,928
- I'll be back.
- Cool.

1339
01:13:16,558 --> 01:13:18,560
Not used to you being alone.

1340
01:13:18,644 --> 01:13:21,563
Yeah, well, I've successfully
pushed everyone else away, so...

1341
01:13:23,690 --> 01:13:26,693
It occurred to me that
I never would have been able to get

1342
01:13:26,777 --> 01:13:29,029
the Stand-In off the ground,
if it wasn't for you.

1343
01:13:29,696 --> 01:13:31,532
And then once
I finally got it to take off,

1344
01:13:31,615 --> 01:13:33,992
I shoved you out of the plane,
so I am sorry.

1345
01:13:34,493 --> 01:13:35,994
It's not that big a deal, man.

1346
01:13:36,495 --> 01:13:37,746
Uh...

1347
01:13:37,830 --> 01:13:40,791
I have an emotional parachute
that I've been weaving together,

1348
01:13:40,874 --> 01:13:42,584
every day I've been alive.

1349
01:13:43,293 --> 01:13:44,628
But how goes that Yale essay?

1350
01:13:45,129 --> 01:13:46,129
It's paused.

1351
01:13:46,296 --> 01:13:49,258
I'm not the best judge of my words
or my actions right now.

1352
01:13:50,801 --> 01:13:52,094
How's tuna melt?

1353
01:13:52,177 --> 01:13:53,512
He came back to the shop,

1354
01:13:53,971 --> 01:13:57,391
so, good, I guess?
Or, at the very least, not really bad.

1355
01:13:57,474 --> 01:14:01,019
He's not coming in
for middle of the road sandwich cuisine.

1356
01:14:01,103 --> 01:14:02,563
I get it, you're intimidated,

1357
01:14:02,646 --> 01:14:05,649
he's taller, he's stronger,
he's obviously better looking than you.

1358
01:14:06,150 --> 01:14:09,403
But you are the smart one,
so you have got to make the first move.

1359
01:14:13,615 --> 01:14:16,910
So, I guess, let's both do better
at what we have to do.

1360
01:14:16,994 --> 01:14:17,953
Huh?

1361
01:14:18,203 --> 01:14:19,037
Yeah.

1362
01:14:19,121 --> 01:14:20,414
Huh?

1363
01:14:21,165 --> 01:14:22,833
- All right.
- All right.

1364
01:14:29,965 --> 01:14:30,867
Watch this.

1365
01:14:30,883 --> 01:14:34,052
Hey, Rattigan, dude, I heard
what happened with you and my cousin,

1366
01:14:34,136 --> 01:14:36,263
and if it makes you feel any better,

1367
01:14:36,680 --> 01:14:38,432
I'll let you take my car for the weekend.

1368
01:14:39,308 --> 01:14:41,310
- No, I'm good.
- Just kidding, I'm not...

1369
01:14:41,685 --> 01:14:44,188
- What?
- I said, "I'm good." Thanks though, Reece.

1370
01:14:45,439 --> 01:14:47,232
- Really?
- Yeah.

1371
01:14:47,858 --> 01:14:48,859
It's just a car.

1372
01:14:50,194 --> 01:14:52,404
Look, if you ever need
someone to talk to, I'm here.

1373
01:14:53,113 --> 01:14:56,158
Okay, I know it can be rough
when your parents go through a divorce.

1374
01:14:56,617 --> 01:14:58,577
It makes you act differently, so....

1375
01:14:59,578 --> 01:15:01,163
Uh, what?

1376
01:15:55,842 --> 01:15:56,885
Hey, Celia.

1377
01:15:57,886 --> 01:15:58,720
Hey.

1378
01:16:00,722 --> 01:16:02,599
Thank you for saying yes to this.

1379
01:16:02,683 --> 01:16:04,601
Can I get you something, a coffee, or...?

1380
01:16:04,977 --> 01:16:06,770
I don't know, I have a Pour Over.

1381
01:16:06,853 --> 01:16:08,855
Franklin was right,
they're kind of divine.

1382
01:16:08,939 --> 01:16:10,691
Oh, God, no. No, thank you.

1383
01:16:13,443 --> 01:16:15,070
So, how have you been?

1384
01:16:16,196 --> 01:16:17,196
Good.

1385
01:16:17,364 --> 01:16:18,699
I'm good. I'm really good.

1386
01:16:19,950 --> 01:16:20,950
That's good.

1387
01:16:21,368 --> 01:16:22,368
Um-hmm.

1388
01:16:25,622 --> 01:16:26,873
Well, I killed the app.

1389
01:16:27,457 --> 01:16:28,667
Oh, that right?

1390
01:16:29,543 --> 01:16:32,337
Well, in the spirit of honesty,
which is kind of my new thing,

1391
01:16:32,421 --> 01:16:35,132
I haven't quite been able to bring myself
to delete it,

1392
01:16:35,215 --> 01:16:37,551
but I have denied all the requests
that are coming in.

1393
01:16:38,051 --> 01:16:39,928
And the women of the world weep.

1394
01:16:40,554 --> 01:16:43,807
Not really. There's a couple of copycat
apps that have popped up.

1395
01:16:44,057 --> 01:16:46,977
The market is getting saturated.
I got out of the game at a good time.

1396
01:16:47,561 --> 01:16:49,271
- Good.
- Yeah.

1397
01:16:53,775 --> 01:16:56,320
- It's nice to see you. I miss you.
- Brooks.

1398
01:16:57,487 --> 01:17:00,115
Please, just don't, okay?

1399
01:17:02,367 --> 01:17:04,494
Hey, am I gonna read the admissions letter
or what?

1400
01:17:04,578 --> 01:17:05,704
Yes, sorry.

1401
01:17:06,330 --> 01:17:08,165
I hope you didn't waste
too much time on it,

1402
01:17:08,248 --> 01:17:10,542
because based on your meeting
with the Dean,

1403
01:17:10,626 --> 01:17:13,337
you could have drawn a picture of a bee
and gotten in.

1404
01:17:14,046 --> 01:17:15,672
I actually didn't apply to Yale.

1405
01:17:16,465 --> 01:17:19,134
- Wait, what?
- Yeah, I accepted UCONN's offer.

1406
01:17:21,511 --> 01:17:22,346
Uh...

1407
01:17:23,055 --> 01:17:27,100
Hold on, I thought Yale
was everything to you.

1408
01:17:27,184 --> 01:17:28,184
It was.

1409
01:17:29,353 --> 01:17:30,687
It was and then I realized

1410
01:17:30,771 --> 01:17:33,357
that if I have to pretend
to be someone else to get in,

1411
01:17:33,440 --> 01:17:35,942
then I probably don't belong there.

1412
01:17:36,026 --> 01:17:37,026
You know?

1413
01:17:43,450 --> 01:17:44,534
Brooks, what is this?

1414
01:17:51,375 --> 01:17:54,628
Dear Admissions Office
of the University of Celia Lieberman,

1415
01:17:54,711 --> 01:17:56,797
First off, I just want to say
what an honor it is

1416
01:17:56,880 --> 01:18:00,258
just to be considered as a potential
attendee at your fine institution.

1417
01:18:00,342 --> 01:18:03,595
And secondly,
this feels really creepy writing to you

1418
01:18:03,679 --> 01:18:06,640
as if you're a university
and not a person, so I'll stop that now.

1419
01:18:07,140 --> 01:18:10,560
A few months ago, I was a guy
who carried around this empty feeling.

1420
01:18:10,811 --> 01:18:12,938
Then, I thought that it could be filled by

1421
01:18:13,021 --> 01:18:14,314
driving the nicest car,

1422
01:18:15,357 --> 01:18:19,361
dating the most popular girl,
or going to the fanciest school.

1423
01:18:20,112 --> 01:18:22,114
But the closer I got to having
any of these things,

1424
01:18:22,197 --> 01:18:23,907
the deeper that empty feeling got.

1425
01:18:24,616 --> 01:18:27,160
I've been so many people
these past few months.

1426
01:18:28,286 --> 01:18:31,456
A cowboy, an art connoisseur,
an amateur beekeeper,

1427
01:18:31,540 --> 01:18:33,875
a prep school wannabe, a bad friend,

1428
01:18:33,959 --> 01:18:37,212
an obnoxious son
and a self-obsessed prick.

1429
01:18:37,295 --> 01:18:39,423
But through it all
there were little pockets of air

1430
01:18:39,506 --> 01:18:41,591
when I felt like I was truly myself,

1431
01:18:42,509 --> 01:18:44,302
and that was when I was with you.

1432
01:18:46,304 --> 01:18:48,306
♪ Is it cold when you're dreaming? ♪

1433
01:18:49,015 --> 01:18:51,435
♪ Is it cold when you're under? ♪

1434
01:18:52,644 --> 01:18:55,272
I don't know if you're accepting
applications right now,

1435
01:18:55,355 --> 01:18:58,442
but if not,
I am totally willing to be wait-listed.

1436
01:19:04,781 --> 01:19:05,782
Hey.

1437
01:19:06,491 --> 01:19:08,785
I was gonna cook a steak, do you want one?

1438
01:19:08,869 --> 01:19:10,370
- No, thanks.
- Are you sure?

1439
01:19:10,454 --> 01:19:12,289
- Yeah, I'm good.
- All right.

1440
01:19:15,417 --> 01:19:16,334
Hey...

1441
01:19:16,835 --> 01:19:19,337
you actually got some mail.
I put it on the table.

1442
01:19:20,797 --> 01:19:21,797
Oh, boy.

1443
01:19:22,174 --> 01:19:25,051
Just what I need.
It's probably another rejection letter.

1444
01:19:27,220 --> 01:19:28,138
This is...

1445
01:19:28,221 --> 01:19:30,098
It must be one of the grants
I applied for,

1446
01:19:30,182 --> 01:19:31,641
the Visionary Writing Award.

1447
01:19:31,725 --> 01:19:35,437
Dear Mr. Rattigan, in recognition
of your unparalleled literary talent,

1448
01:19:35,520 --> 01:19:39,483
we would like to offer you this grant to
further your career as a visionary writer.

1449
01:19:39,566 --> 01:19:42,903
- That's incredible, Dad.
- Yeah! That's how we do it!

1450
01:19:43,987 --> 01:19:46,156
Steak night. Boom!

1451
01:20:15,393 --> 01:20:17,229
♪ And I want ♪

1452
01:20:18,438 --> 01:20:21,149
♪ For you to know ♪

1453
01:20:23,193 --> 01:20:24,903
I shouldn't have slapped you.

1454
01:20:25,028 --> 01:20:27,781
I mean, it felt great for me,

1455
01:20:27,989 --> 01:20:29,699
but I shouldn't have slapped you.

1456
01:20:30,242 --> 01:20:34,788
- No, I think I deserved it.
- Yeah, you did.

1457
01:20:35,413 --> 01:20:36,915
And, you know, I'd do it again.

1458
01:20:38,166 --> 01:20:39,835
But I'd really like to not have to.

1459
01:20:41,378 --> 01:20:42,963
So, are you ready to go?

1460
01:20:44,339 --> 01:20:45,239
Go where?

1461
01:20:45,257 --> 01:20:47,634
Our date. I'm taking you to the formal.

1462
01:20:47,717 --> 01:20:50,595
Another formal?
How expensive are horse stables?

1463
01:20:50,679 --> 01:20:52,097
It's just a shed over an animal.

1464
01:20:52,180 --> 01:20:55,642
No, I'm not going to another formal
for as long as I live.

1465
01:20:55,725 --> 01:20:59,271
Come on, I'm not taking no for an answer
and you know how stubborn I can be.

1466
01:21:00,564 --> 01:21:01,898
I do know that.

1467
01:21:04,442 --> 01:21:05,694
- Fine.
- Good answer.

1468
01:21:05,777 --> 01:21:09,239
But wait, you left literally
all the fields blank on the app, so

1469
01:21:09,322 --> 01:21:12,325
what kind of personality
would you like for your date?

1470
01:21:12,409 --> 01:21:14,202
There were so many good ones.

1471
01:21:14,995 --> 01:21:17,998
But I think
I'm gonna go with regular old

1472
01:21:18,081 --> 01:21:21,501
no-frills,
vanilla ice cream Brooks Rattigan.

1473
01:21:23,920 --> 01:21:25,380
I think I can make that happen.

1474
01:21:34,764 --> 01:21:35,682
Ooh!

1475
01:21:39,477 --> 01:21:40,562
Thanks, I got that.

1476
01:21:40,645 --> 01:21:42,814
- Nice of you to dress up.
- Yeah.

1477
01:21:43,398 --> 01:21:45,442
I just... I do what she tells me to do.

1478
01:21:45,525 --> 01:21:46,568
- Um-hmm.
- Um-hmm.

1479
01:21:46,651 --> 01:21:48,111
Hey, what's up?

1480
01:21:48,904 --> 01:21:49,904
Murph.

1481
01:21:50,864 --> 01:21:52,449
- This is incredible.
- I know.

1482
01:21:53,158 --> 01:21:55,619
I can't take all the credit,
the whole thing was Celia's idea,

1483
01:21:56,077 --> 01:21:57,996
and tuna melt is a whiz with décor.

1484
01:21:59,247 --> 01:22:01,047
What's his real name?

1485
01:22:02,334 --> 01:22:03,919
Oh, my God, you don't know.

1486
01:22:04,002 --> 01:22:05,629
How do you not know his name?

1487
01:22:05,712 --> 01:22:09,174
I keep hoping it will come up naturally
and it never does.

1488
01:22:09,257 --> 01:22:11,551
And I can't ask him now, I'm in too deep.

1489
01:22:13,345 --> 01:22:17,057
Look, I know it's early, but if you're
in need of a roommate next year...

1490
01:22:18,183 --> 01:22:19,017
No.

1491
01:22:19,351 --> 01:22:21,311
- Wait, you're going to UCONN?
- I am.

1492
01:22:21,394 --> 01:22:24,189
I didn't think they'd accept me,
considering my GPA is a bit iffy,

1493
01:22:24,272 --> 01:22:26,733
but I showed them some of my apps,
and they were impressed.

1494
01:22:26,816 --> 01:22:28,944
Who told you the Stand-In
would be good for both of us?

1495
01:22:29,027 --> 01:22:30,654
Not the Stand-In, they hated it.

1496
01:22:30,737 --> 01:22:31,642
- What?
- They hated it.

1497
01:22:31,655 --> 01:22:33,156
They liked MyTraxx,

1498
01:22:33,448 --> 01:22:36,117
and I tweaked it to be applicable
for student loans.

1499
01:22:36,326 --> 01:22:38,578
You know, which makes me a genius.

1500
01:22:38,662 --> 01:22:42,040
- Congratulations, man.
- Hey, Murph, help me with this table.

1501
01:22:42,540 --> 01:22:43,540
Got it, uh...

1502
01:22:43,875 --> 01:22:44,875
man.

1503
01:22:46,503 --> 01:22:50,548
Hey, I can bear this wait no longer,
you've gotta tell me.

1504
01:22:51,508 --> 01:22:52,592
Did I get in?

1505
01:22:53,343 --> 01:22:54,386
Hmm.

1506
01:22:54,469 --> 01:22:55,595
It was a tough call.

1507
01:22:56,262 --> 01:22:59,849
I mean, your essay was littered
with sentence fragments and run-ons,

1508
01:22:59,933 --> 01:23:02,143
like, seriously, but,

1509
01:23:02,602 --> 01:23:04,479
after careful consideration,

1510
01:23:05,689 --> 01:23:09,776
the Admissions Board of the University
of Celia Lieberman

1511
01:23:09,859 --> 01:23:12,487
is pleased to inform you
that, yes, you are accepted.

1512
01:23:14,656 --> 01:23:16,908
- Come on!
- Hey, don't get too excited.

1513
01:23:16,992 --> 01:23:21,162
You are on a probationary basis, okay?
Like, one semester at a time.

1514
01:23:21,246 --> 01:23:23,164
Okay. Well, I'll take what I can get.

1515
01:23:23,248 --> 01:23:27,210
So, I mean, what are you gonna do
to celebrate this acceptance?

1516
01:23:27,293 --> 01:23:29,462
There are a few things
that I'd like to do.

1517
01:23:29,546 --> 01:23:31,047
Oh, inform me. What?

1518
01:23:31,131 --> 01:23:32,882
Well, one,

1519
01:23:33,508 --> 01:23:35,135
I really wanna do this.

1520
01:23:43,810 --> 01:23:44,810
And two,

1521
01:23:46,146 --> 01:23:47,397
I wanna do that again.

1522
01:24:00,535 --> 01:24:01,635
And three,

1523
01:24:02,829 --> 01:24:04,039
I want to dance.

1524
01:24:04,873 --> 01:24:07,834
Oh, you think you can keep up with me?

1525
01:24:07,917 --> 01:24:09,461
Well, I'd like to try.

1526
01:24:17,927 --> 01:24:19,054
Whoa!

1527
01:24:23,850 --> 01:24:24,850
Yes, Murph.

1528
01:24:25,769 --> 01:24:26,811
Hello, Celia.

1529
01:24:26,895 --> 01:24:30,523
♪ I can wear the clothes
Of the characters of films that I see ♪

1530
01:24:31,232 --> 01:24:34,986
♪ Some say unoriginal
But it works out for me ♪

1531
01:24:35,737 --> 01:24:39,324
♪ It's a fact dear I'm an act here,
No camera, no stage ♪

1532
01:24:40,075 --> 01:24:43,661
♪ Dressed to impress
So I can lie about my age ♪

1533
01:24:44,037 --> 01:24:47,916
♪ And oh
You gonna lean on your friends ♪

1534
01:24:48,249 --> 01:24:51,419
♪ And oh, you did it again ♪

1535
01:24:52,712 --> 01:24:56,299
♪ And oh
You gonna lean on your friends ♪

1536
01:24:56,883 --> 01:25:00,095
♪ And oh, you did it again ♪

1537
01:25:18,863 --> 01:25:21,074
♪ And the beatniks, and the junkies ♪

1538
01:25:21,157 --> 01:25:26,204
♪ And if you feed them, you're a flunky
You say ooh ♪

1539
01:25:27,497 --> 01:25:31,960
♪ And the projects and the charlies
And the discos and the parties ♪

1540
01:25:31,984 --> 01:25:36,447
♪ And the blood streets and the new wave
It's the renaissance of these days ♪

1541
01:25:36,589 --> 01:25:40,426
♪ And oh
You gonna lean on your friends ♪

1542
01:25:40,510 --> 01:25:43,763
♪ And oh, you did it again ♪

1543
01:25:44,973 --> 01:25:49,310
♪ And oh
You gonna lean on your friends ♪

1544
01:25:49,394 --> 01:25:52,522
♪ And oh, you did it again ♪

1545
01:26:11,457 --> 01:26:15,503
♪ And oh
You gonna lean on your friends ♪

1546
01:26:15,628 --> 01:26:18,840
♪ And oh, you did it again ♪

1547
01:26:48,077 --> 01:26:51,206
♪ Let's not play pretend ♪

1548
01:26:52,081 --> 01:26:56,336
♪ You got to want it
You got to need it ♪

1549
01:26:57,462 --> 01:27:00,506
♪ All things have to end ♪

1550
01:27:01,382 --> 01:27:05,637
♪ And now that I see it
You got what you needed ♪

1551
01:27:16,397 --> 01:27:22,070
♪ Oh, moving on to something
So much better ♪

1552
01:27:22,737 --> 01:27:24,822
♪ So much better ♪

1553
01:27:25,823 --> 01:27:31,496
♪ Oh, think I'll take this time
To just forget her ♪

1554
01:27:32,330 --> 01:27:34,332
♪ Just forget her ♪

1555
01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:38,169
♪ Let's not play pretend ♪

1556
01:27:39,921 --> 01:27:42,799
♪ All things have to end ♪

1557
01:27:44,634 --> 01:27:50,223
♪ Oh, moving on to something
So much better ♪

1558
01:27:51,015 --> 01:27:53,017
♪ So much better ♪

1559
01:28:03,486 --> 01:28:06,447
♪ Let's not play pretend ♪

1560
01:28:07,323 --> 01:28:11,577
♪ You got to want it
You got to need it ♪

1561
01:28:12,787 --> 01:28:15,748
♪ All things have to end ♪

1562
01:28:16,874 --> 01:28:21,212
♪ And now I see it
You got what you needed ♪

1563
01:28:31,639 --> 01:28:37,395
♪ Oh, moving on to something
So much better ♪

1564
01:28:38,062 --> 01:28:40,064
♪ So much better ♪

1565
01:28:41,107 --> 01:28:46,696
♪ Oh, think I'll take this time
To just forget her ♪

1566
01:28:47,655 --> 01:28:49,657
♪ Just forget her ♪

1567
01:28:50,616 --> 01:28:53,494
♪ Let's not play pretend ♪

1568
01:28:55,204 --> 01:28:58,291
♪ All things have to end ♪

1569
01:28:59,876 --> 01:29:05,506
♪ Oh, moving on to something
So much better ♪

1570
01:29:06,299 --> 01:29:08,301
♪ So much better ♪

1571
01:29:29,489 --> 01:29:35,036
♪ Oh, moving on to something
So much better ♪

1572
01:29:35,828 --> 01:29:37,830
♪ So much better ♪

1573
01:29:38,915 --> 01:29:44,504
♪ Oh, think I'll take this time
To just forget her ♪