Hearts and Hooves One-shot

>Day LOVE in Equestria
>You get a knock at the door
>You open it to find Derpy with an envelope in her mouth adressed to you.
>You thank her with a pat on the head.
>As you close the door, you walk towards your couch and open the letter.
>It's a card.
"Roses are red
Fish are wet-ish
I wanted to know
Is poetry your fetish?"
>You hear a tapping at your window and you see Fluttershy smiling at your window.
>You stand up and open the window.
'Red is roses
Brown in rope
Is rhyming my fetish?
The answer is NOPE.'
>She looks sad before she looks up.
>'Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. We're having sex. Cos I'm stronger than you.'
>Out of nowhere, you hear a new voice.
>'The crowd goes yeah. The cameras go flash. Step away from Anon. So says Rainbow Dash!'
>Your bro shoots out of a cloud, and knocks Fluttershy away.
>You smile as you give her a bro hoof.
'Your moves are wicked.
There's no way you'd lose.
How about you come inside,
For movies and booze?'
>She nods and shoots in, crashing on your couch.
Several hours later.
>Both you and Dash are tipsy, laughing at the movies.
>As you go to put on another one, Rainbow Dash stops you.
>You look into her eyes, and notice her nervousness.
>'R-roses are red,
>Violets are blue
>More than I bro,
>I think I like you..'
>You sit there in silence, processing the words she just spoke.
>'Twi is a nerd,
Rarity's a whore,
You're my best bro, right here.
>She looks a little more depressed as you speak.
'But maybe much more.'
>Today was Hearts and Hooves Day.