Swapped Anons

from /hhg/ - Hazbin Hotel General Thread #249
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>swapped gospel is a (mostly) upstanding businessman
>Swapped john is a horny virgin
Lets discuss more swapped anons
>Vagabond(or at least this one) is the swapped version of Jugger
>He still got in trouble with the cartels but didn't have Vaggie around to keep them off him
>He ended up as a minor warlord of the Wastes
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We've already discussed some
>Swapped Chan is a femanon, and the personification of InfiniteChan instead of 4Chan - still best friends of John, but a terrible wingwoman in his romantic endeavors
>Swapped Noir was instead of a former Pinkerton agent turned private detective, a former IWW labor organizer turned violent anarchist, and then criminal
>Swapped Zagreus is the white sheep of the Magne family, and is constantly under the thumb of Swapped Charlie
>Swapped Stretch is, instead of being a left-leaning newfag from 2009, is a /leftypol/ veteran and a bit of an asshole, though, otherwise still the same, friendly guy, when and if he isn't being an anarcho-hoxhaist LARPer, and rather than experimental, sketch-like cartoon, he now resembles avant-garde/futurist/constructivist propaganda pictures (though, still roughly the same general shape, just a bit more sharper-looking)
>Swapped Jugger (not Vagabond) was an effective, up-and-coming politician and long-lost relative of Vaggie, who ended up in Hell when she actively sought after him, starting off their relationship on the wrong foot
>Swapped Mek is an eloquent Ork businessman, and owner of Hell's premiere automobile company
>Swapped Swinga' is a drunkard jazz musician who, rather than being the favorite of Angel's family, fell out of favor with them for his behavior, and still seeks them in Hell for patronage
>Swapped Sting was a WWII medic and a close friend of Angel, who accidentally made him addicted to morphine following the war, which led to his eventual death, and Sting's suicide - though, he's still well-liked by Angel's family
>Swapped Doc was a transhumanist biological and medical researcher, who indirectly killed people by pushing a new surgery technique that he swore by, only to die because of it
>Swapped Pockets was a brutal, if regretful prison guard, who ended up eloping with Swapped Vaggie (when Velvet still had her whoring herself out on the streets)
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>Swapped Zap, instead of being a sentient, hyper, anon-shaped cloud of electricity, is a sentient, lethargic, anon-shaped cloud of Neodymium dust, who uses his strong magnetism instead
>Swapped Crow was a disaster-relief worker killed by a murderer while on duty, and was inspired by Swapped Alastor's activism in his mortal life
>Swapped Postal was a jerk jock, who, after seeing his friends killed before his eyes by a school shooter he used to bully, decided to turn a new leaf in Hell
>Swapped Bronson was a police anti-terror/riot officer who died while taking down a local militia
>Swapped Keys was a well-known man of extremes who lived fast, died young, and made for a pretty afterlife in Hell, after his whole "balance the bad with the good" philosophy didn't work out for him
>Swapped Bratislav was a former Soviet apparatchik/"state businessman" (supplier of foreign revolutions and the KGB) turned arms dealer, who ends up running a gunrunning business in Gospel's neighborhood, personally training the Swapped I.M.P. to act as his friend's bodyguards
>Swapped Athanasius is a Monty Python-esque hammy black knight and living skeleton
>Swapped Funzie is the depressed manifestation of the neutered 2*4Chan, or a Doomer who overdosed on anti-depressants