if (sandwich==0
  && soda==0
  && cookie==0
  && pie==0
  && ricesquare==0
  && cupcake==0
  && brownie==0
  && potatochips==0
  && dillpickle==0
  && flatsoda==0
  && halfeatensandwich==0
  && opensign==0
  && accountlog==0
  && announcerradio==0
  && rosecoloredglasses==0
  && hedgeseeds==0
  && brownhedgeseeds==0
  && treeseeds==0
  && lumber==0
  && calculator==0
  && brokencalculator==0
  && apple==0
  && banana==0
  && fruitmedley==0
  && applesyrup==0
  && cherrysyrup==0
  && orangesyrup==0
  && blueberrysyrup==0
  && boostsyringe==0
  && placebosyringe==0
  && plaguesyringe==0
  && hypodermic==0
  && aspirin==0
  && lemon==0
  && pear==0
  && lime==0
  && kiwi==0
  && grapefruit==0
  && orange==0
  && pineapple==0
  && passionfruit==0
  && tomato==0
  && blueberries==0
  && guava==0
  && grapes==0
  && cherries==0
  && coconut==0
  && cranberries==0
  && mango==0
  && watermelon==0
  && peach==0
  && pomegranate==0
  && pomegranatesour==0
  && raspberries==0
  && strawberries==0
  && carrot==0
  && spinach==0
  && celery==0
  && sugar==0
  && salt==0
  && cinnamon==0
  && wheatgrass==0
  && peanutbutter==0
  && milk==0
  && vanillaicecream==0
  && caffeine==0
  && cookie==0
  && almonds==0
  && chocolate==0
  && yogurt==0
  && vanillayogurt==0
  && eggs==0
  && honey==0
  && colasyrup==0
  && straws==0
  && umbrellas==0
  && glasscup==0
  && lemonlimesyrup==0
  && lemonpowder==0
  && limepowder==0
  && punchpowder==0
  && orangepowder==0
  && grapepowder==0
  && blueberrypowder==0
  && cranberrypowder==0
  && cherrypowder==0
  && whitebread==0
  && wheatbread==0
  && italianbread==0
  && pumpernickel==0
  && rye==0
  && hamburgerbun==0
  && hotdogbun==0
  && americancheese==0
  && cheddarcheese==0
  && provolonecheese==0
  && swisscheese==0
  && bologna==0
  && turkey==0
  && ham==0
  && roastbeef==0
  && grapejelly==0
  && strawberryjam==0
  && marmaladejelly==0
  && blueberryjam==0
  && ketchup==0
  && mustard==0
  && relish==0
  && mayonnaise==0
  && barbecuesauce==0
  && honey==0
  && oilvinegar==0
  && bacon==0
  && salt==0
  && pepper==0
  && oregano==0
  && parsley==0
  && tomato==0
  && lettuce==0
  && onion==0
  && picklechips==0
  && greenpepper==0
  && bananapepper==0
  && jalapenopepper==0
  && flour==0
  && butter==0
  && cookiedough==0
  && chocolatechips==0
  && macadamianuts==0
  && oatmeal==0
  && raisins==0
  && frosting==0
  && ricecereal==0
  && marshmallows==0
  && chocolate==0
  && saladdressing==0
  && sweetener==0
  && buttertub==0
  && bottledwater==0
  && seltzerwater==0
  && coolerjug==0
  && hamburger==0
  && hotdog==0
  && chicken==0
  && cornbread==0
  && paperplates==0
  && ceramicplates==0
  && plasticware==0
  && waxfruit==0
  && charcoal==0
  && matches==0
  && lighterfluid==0
  && mashedpotatoes==0
  && chickensalad==0
  && coleslaw==0
  && macaroni==0
  && potatosalad==0
  && kahlua==0
  && baileys==0
  && whiskey==0
  && whiskeybottle==0
  && detroitpowder==0
  && antarctican==0
  && antarcticanpowder==0
  && alaskan==0
  && alaskanpowder==0
  && egyptian==0
  && egyptianpowder==0
  && himalayan==0
  && himalayanpowder==0
  && moonbean==0
  && moonpowder==0
  && atlantian==0
  && atlantianpowder==0
  && laputan==0
  && laputanpowder==0
  && shangrila==0
  && shangrilapowder==0
  && xanadu==0
  && xanadupowder==0
  && horseradishsyrup==0
  && vinegarsyrup==0
  && pumpkinsyrup==0
  && eggnogsyrup==0
  && peppermintsyrup==0
  && whitechocolatesyrup==0
  && ambrosiasyrup==0
  && lovepotionsyrup==0
  && nectar==0
  && liquidsunshine==0
  && caffeine==0) then(