Jaspers actually gets around a lot you know

-*- caligulasAquarium bring's back an old classic. Again. For like the third time. And smuggles in a large picture frame under his cape. With the room empty, he can hang the portrait over the mantle quietly. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lle36237WO1qfwtsuo1_1280.jpg
<caligulasAquarium> "the next person ta deface you gets filleted" He mutters darkly up at the regal portrait, before moving to collapse into an armchair. It shifts into a gold and purple throne beneath him.
-*- tophatTimelady what if Nova eats it
-*- tophatTimelady or chews on it
-*- Jaspersprite Aw. I liked it! 3:
-*- caligulasAquarium has a laser rifle and a wand, cod dammit.
-*- tophatTimelady but Nova's adorable
-*- caligulasAquarium laser rifle. And. A. wwand.
-*- tophatTimelady also has alpha
-*- Jaspersprite And me! 3:<
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-*- TheSpine gives up on being someone else,,,,,
-*- caligulasAquarium was completely intimidated by Alpha actually so. Yeah, no, touché.
-*- TheSpine should probably go shovel actually)
-*- TheSpine maybe Alpha should visit you eridan
-*- caligulasAquarium would have to hide behind a couch and try to find a hole in the dream bubble to escape.
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-*- TheSpine will
-*- TheSpine make his way to the kitchen. Even though he could imagine up a kitchen in his own room, coffee maker and all
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-*- calliopeCrasher appears in a poof of smo- ok she just walks in actually. Yawn!
<Darlos9D> ((hey you calliope, come hang out in #overflow it's the dedicated OOC channel for #dickmegle))
-*- caligulasAquarium is laid out on a couch, a big book of Military History on his chest. The wood carvings, and there are a few, are pretty detailed and heavy metal. Whatever "heavvy metal" is.
-*- calliopeCrasher walks over and peeks at all this stuff piled up on the other troll.
<calliopeCrasher> (Thanks but no thanks Darlos. I've  been here before i know my way around sort of!!!)
-*- caligulasAquarium flips the page and begins to read about early Heiress Holy Wars and the Limeblood genocide crusade, seemingly concentrating EXTRAORDINARILY hard on the book. So much so he doesn't hear the other troll sneaking up on him. Although maybe she wasn't really sneaking and he should pay more attention to his surroundings.
-*- calliopeCrasher sloooowwwly peeks over the top of the book. owo
-*- humanJaspers Jasper's self-consciousness over his image left as soon as it came-- after all! /He/ thinks he's a rather handsome kitty. Karkat just doesn't know anything about fine and dapper felines, is all.  ... But even still, the disappointment lingered-- like an itch that he just couldn't scratch, or a bothersome fly trying to touch his dinner.
<humanJaspers> So, he did some of the things that he usually felt when he was feeling a little upset! Ate something tasty, took a long nap, drew pictures, took another nap, played with his toys... and. Napped again. Napping is just /that/ refreshing, is all!
-*- humanJaspers It wasn't very long ago since he woke up from his latest snooze, slinking down the stairwell just now. Streeetching his arms and taking a big gulp of air, before rubbing tiredly at his eyes.
-*- humanJaspers He could've taken another nap-- heck, just the thought makes his eyelids feel especially heavy! But there were things to be done, places to see, people to talk to... and he was anything /but/ a lazy kitty, he'll have you know!
-*- caligulasAquarium 's purple eyes flick up into the lime ones hovering above his book and he jumps. He almost brings his legs up to cover his midriff (which he was surprisingly tense about protecting, go figure) before he realized he was being ridiculous. "oh fuck its you again cod dammit are you tryin to givve me bloodpumper an attack"
-*- calliopeCrasher giggles and flicks her ear, easing back from how close she was to his book. "Maybe~"
-*- caligulasAquarium decides to stop being a lay about and moves his legs off the couch, nodding his head at the empty seat. "wwhale you did a pretty good job there uh... wwhat wwas the name again?"
-*- calliopeCrasher takes the empty seat! "Calliope." Small wave of her hands, jazz hands!
-*- humanJaspers ... Oh! It was Eridan, again. /Gosh/ was it good to have him around, once more. It was always such a shame, to have friends come and go with no warning to preceed it. He knew he had to get used to it-- it was just how things worked, in the dream bubbles-- but... that was easier said than done, he thinks.
<calliopeCrasher> (woah jaspers is human!)
-*- humanJaspers And then there was Calliope-- that girl that tried to get him to try something funny smelling! Usually, his curiousity would betray him in that department, but... he knows /full/ well not to trust stuff like that. Especially after drinking all that /disgusting/ stuff a few nights before!
-*- humanJaspers Plus, Carley told him not to anyway. And she's never given him anything but good advice!
<caligulasAquarium> "cali." He gives her a small, not really effective flourish of a bow. When he lifts his head again he spots the human...cat...sprite thing and carefully closes the book. Military hangin's were probably not Jasper's thing. Waves hello.
<humanJaspers> [[Oh-- yes yes he is, fff. He could do that ever since he dated Bec--]]
-*- calliopeCrasher sits back and crosses her legs, looking around. "Kinda quiet..."
<caligulasAquarium> "yeah the plaice doesnt pick up until a little later. or it might be earlier time is terrible out here" The fish princes places his chin on his hand. "hey jaspers lookin tuckered out there been changin the face of paradox space as wwe knoww it?"
-*- humanJaspers Wavewave! His tail swishes to and fro just behind him as he makes his way to the kitchen-- or. Starts to. Before his attention is caught by the new addition to the living room; the painting, back to it's former self! /Improvements/ and all, nowhere to be seen. He stops on his heel and scrunches his nose up at the art, giving it a curious look over before-
<humanJaspers> "Oh! No no i did not do anything like that. I just took a nice nap! And drew some nice things and ate some nice stuff and it was all very nice. :3"
-*- calliopeCrasher gets out her sketch book and turns to a doodle she had done last night....
<calliopeCrasher> http://24.media.tumblr.com/89c445e57c283ccd7740c0a795de7744/tumblr_miw93mYl0m1ritvzro1_500.png
<calliopeCrasher> Hey Jasp! Speaking of drawing things....
<humanJaspers> [[Aw gosh cute uvu]]
<calliopeCrasher> (ive known you the longest here, you deserve doodles)
<calliopeCrasher> (just look how happy cali is about jasperstime)
-*- caligulasAquarium smirks at the human, if only because he was genuinely affectionate of the betentacled feline. Even if he's not currently bententacled. Eridan noticed the look at his fabulous portrait though. Don't think he doesn't know who put a cat face on there before. Eridan knows.
<humanJaspers> [[Fffff yes it is all very much so adorable ovo]]
-*- humanJaspers How could you have /possibly/ deduced that, Eridan! Are--
-*- humanJaspers Are you a /detective/???
-*- humanJaspers  80!!!
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<caligulasAquarium> "wwoah thats actually pretty good the best art my friends evver did wwere shitty shippin charts" Maybe the word should have been Friend there. "they wwere awwful." Eridan peers at the notebook though; interested in it.
-*- caligulasAquarium needed to have some detective skills to probably serve on a military tribunal.
-*- humanJaspers Hmm. No matter! Maybe he'll fix it up again later. And make it even better! /So/ much better, nobody will /ever/ want to take it down. Not even Eridan! He gives a little shrug and turns from the afformentioned art, returning the smirk-- "Swear. 3:" -- With one of his own, followed by a content little giggle.
-*- calliopeCrasher lowers her ears and looks up, is...is he talking to her, oh gosh most of those doodles in her book are dicks.
<humanJaspers> "... Oh! Oh gosh that is indeed a very nice drawing! Is that me? I look so happy oh gosh it is the nicest drawing i have ever seen! 83"
<calliopeCrasher> OH! Yes... yes its you... well not you AT THE MOMENT... but you...
-*- caligulasAquarium takes a ring off and drops it into the Swear Jar.
-*- calliopeCrasher looks over at the swear jar. "That thing is overflowing..."
-*- humanJaspers Thank you. uwu
<caligulasAquarium> "wwere savvin up to put a hot tub into the library to go wwith the pool" Also! Eridan quite enjoys dicks. Dicks are one of the finer things in life.
-*- caligulasAquarium Along with other genitalia.
-*- calliopeCrasher giggles and goes back to her doodles. "Sounds fun."
<humanJaspers> "It is a very nice drawing either way! I made a drawing too. I like it a whole lot it came out the best! :3" ... "Second best! <:3"
<humanJaspers> "I bet you would like it would you like to see it? 80"
-*- calliopeCrasher nods!
<calliopeCrasher> Yes!
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<humanJaspers> "Okay! :3" With the affirmation given, he plucks a rolled up sheet of paper /right/ from his back pocket, clumsily unfurling it and holding it out for the room to see. It's not exactly Van Goh material-- moreso DaVinci, if anything-- but he's still rather proud of it, thank you very much!
-*- humanJaspers http://oi52.tinypic.com/2z8pvuh.jpg
-*- caligulasAquarium slowly tilts his head, trying to decipher exactly what is going on there before he realises the purple lumpy thing is him. And the pink thing is Jaspers. Okay. That's. How does he respond to this without being an awful being. "wwoww jasps thats uh yes. second best i wwould say i think but wwhale done for... doin that"
<humanJaspers> "... You do not like it do you? 3:'
-*- humanJaspers  3:>
-*- TheSpine why must you hurt the adorable cat boys heart eridan
<caligulasAquarium> as a concept a art i like it yeah shore but as an actual practice a art
<caligulasAquarium> i might havve seen better accidents
-*- TheSpine ruDE
-*- TheSpine to be honest the spine would probably slip up in properly liei-complimenting
<humanJaspers> "But-- but it was not an accident! 3:>" The afformentioned drawing is quickly lowered at Eridan's words, the corners of his lips sinking into an unmistakable /frown/. Lip quiver and all. "I just wanted to draw a nice thing i-- i am sorry. 8<"
<caligulasAquarium> ... wwait wwoah! sorry no the light wwas makin the lines look... bad i can see it better noww its been lowwered wwoww jasp that is such a good wwork a art you knoww wwhat
-*- caligulasAquarium stands, walks to the human and grabs his arm, shoving down the guilt. He drags him to the large portrait on the wall and gestures to one of the lower corners. "howw about you stick it up here for evveryone to see huh?"
-*- humanJaspers He was just hoping Eridan would like it, really. He did it just for him! It's been /such/ a long while since they saw eachother, after all. And he deserved a nice welcome back present! Because that's the thing that friends do for eachother. But he's just a bad ~ARTIST~ and Eridan would much rather be friends with Calliope instead because she--
-*- humanJaspers ...
-*- caligulasAquarium buy it buy it buy it.
-*- humanJaspers Up there? On the painting? Not just the fridge? He looks at the corner of the picture, and back to Eridan. Back and forth like that for a little while before, almost skeptically, he finally says something.
<humanJaspers> "... R--"
<humanJaspers> "Really? You mean it? :0"
-*- caligulasAquarium doesn't hesitate this time, nodding his head. The Quiff bounces slightly on his head from how enthusiastic it is. "yes jasps if i got any sincerer i might explode an then wwhere wwould wwe be"
-*- humanJaspers ... <83
-*- caligulasAquarium Crises: Averted. Eridan Ampora learns that friendship is magic, even if magic is fake. /Especially/ if magic is fake.
<humanJaspers> "I hoped that you would like it! You deserve a nice gift to welcome you back. I missed you like i said! Purr purr." He streeeetches up to the painting and, very carefully, attempts to slip the ~JASPTERPIECE~ into the corner of the frame, obscuring part of Seahorsedad's tail in the process. Hands clasp as he admires his work.
-*- caligulasAquarium hesitates again, but not because he's worried about saying something bad. The fish prince glances about for anyone else and just casually... steps closer, wrapping his arms around Jaspers as he sneaks a hug in. In an awkward side hug, where his face is pressed against the human's shoulder. "i missed you too." Ampora mutters, hoping this OUTRAGEOUS and
<caligulasAquarium> SINCERE display of emotional attachment isn't spotted by someone else. Because he would feel way too weak.
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-*- humanJaspers hooks an arm around to return the awkward side hug with an equally awkward half-hug of his own! Giving Eridan the softest of back pats while doing so, purring contentedly in the OUTRAGEOUS(ly sweet) and SINCERE(ly pleasant) moment. "Good. <:3"
-*- caligulasAquarium keeps a hold for a few more seconds, probably making this a bit more awkward then it had to be. However when he does draw back he does it quickly, preening at his hair and nodding his head in a very business like manner. "okay. so. wwhat do you havve planned to do noww maybe i can help."
<humanJaspers> "Oh! Oh yes yes. I was just about to make myself something to eat! I am always the most hungry when i wake up from--" His stomach manages to cut him off mid sentence, growling like a lion with a thorn in it's paw. He grimaces down at his midriff, as though it /knows/ what it did, before continuing. "-- From a nap. :0"
<humanJaspers> "I know you do not have to since you are dead but-- but maybe you would like to share something tasty with me? Food is always nicer when it is with a good friend! :3"
<caligulasAquarium> Eridan's eyebrows raise in alarm at the grumbling. He was afraid something was about to come leaping out of that midriff. "jasps it wwould be an honour to be your dinner date" He smiles softly and holds an arm out to the other, eager to escort the cutie. "an believve me i can eat just as easy as wwhen i wwas alivve in fact you knoww wwhat i dont havve to
<caligulasAquarium> worry about workin it off so i can eat MORE."
-*- humanJaspers But Eridan what about those drEAM CARBS
-*- caligulasAquarium DROWN THEM IN MORE BUTTER
-*- humanJaspers Your dream jeans-- /dreans/ as I like to call them-- will never fit you at this rate
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-*- carapaceGrinder SOMEBODY SAY DREAM CRABS no no you didn't
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-*- caligulasAquarium actually knowing this place we probably shouldn't bring that up. Just. Just in case. You know? Yeah.
-*- humanJaspers STDreams
-*- humanJaspers The offered arm is hooked by the former-sprite's own, an ear twitching and tail swishing. "Oh gosh that is true! I never even thought of it like that we can eat all the fish we want! Though i am not sure if i am that hungry though. :3" That's... a pretty arguable statement, considering the growling state of his belly, but. /Still/.
<humanJaspers> "And i would be just as honored to have you! Meow."
-*- caligulasAquarium squeezes the other's arm and casually leads him towards the door leading into the kitchen. Eridan's cape bellows out behind him as he walks, chin raised to appear far more regal. "yes fish wwe should havve fish... do you think handy has left any dishes behind for us to eat or wwill wwe havve to cook it ourselvves because im not that good at menial labour"
<humanJaspers> "I am not very good at cooking either! I am just a cat after all." He takes a brief pause, after saying that, taking a glance down at himself before following upp with-- "Kinda. I dunno if handy left something to eat though. I do not see him very often! I bet that there will be something in the fridge though there always is." He'd suggest just... remembering-
<humanJaspers> up a meal, being in a dreambubble and all, but the thought has yet to cross his mind.
-*- caligulasAquarium would probably not be all that good remembering meals actually; unless you mean piles of fried whale maybe. Actually they both probably would be interested in that. Eridan lets go of Jasper's arms as they enter the kitchen; he tugs open the door to the fridge and glances within. "all my refrigeration unit had in it wwas shitty wwands so im still kinda
<caligulasAquarium> surprised wwhen i come across any type of food just layin around"
<humanJaspers> "That is okay! I think the refridgerator is a very good place to keep your wands. What if they got rotten? 3:" He peeeers over Eridan's shoulder as he says this, examining the fridge's contents quizzically-- cocking his head to the side as he ponders the options. He's.
-*- humanJaspers He's not the /best/, when it comes to being decisive about things like this. He didn't think of his meal any further than 'fish'.
-*- caligulasAquarium prodded the interior with the tip of his finger, pushing /unspeakable/ things about like it's a small game of hockey. And then there it was, the piles of shrink wrapped fish in butter sauces and vegetables. Eridan fishes them out triumphantly. "i think wwe put these in the burning box!" He exclaims, pausing before he frowns. "i mean ovven thats wwhat one
<caligulasAquarium> a those is called isnt it"
-*- humanJaspers Yech, unspeaklable things /indeed/. Jaspers wasn't sure what Carley would think, if he ate anything in the general vacinity of them. He'd monologue more about them, but he can't. They're just that unspeakable.
-*- humanJaspers His eyes light up like a tree on christmas eve when he sees the shrink-wrapped dinner, though! Hands clasping together as he licks his lips. "Yes it is called an oven i think! I had a friend teach me how to cook once but i was not very good at it."
<humanJaspers> "My fur kept getting into the food too that was a problem also. 3:"
-*- caligulasAquarium face twists in disgust. "ugh eatin fins wwith fur" He looks into Jasper's face, but quickly adjusts. "i mean your fur is nice an all but grubs an just usual meat is fine" Eridan approaches the large metal face, plucking at the knobs and pressing buttons randomly. The burners on the top of it burst alight and Eridan leaps away, afraid his scarf and cape
<caligulasAquarium> were about to be incinerated. "yeah you should probably take care a this anywway i dont think ill be anyfin else but a fire hazard"
<humanJaspers> "I know! I like my fur a whole bunch but that does not make it tasty. I--" Oh gosh fIRE. Jaspers almost jolts with Eridan, blinking a few times at the sudden burst of flame. He-- he didn't have a very good history, with things like that. Not since that one time with-- with /Mutini/ and /Rose/ and--
-*- humanJaspers And... he /probably/ shouldn't be thinking about stuff like that, right now. He's going to have a nice time with Eridan, after all! There's time to angst /later/. Pushing the unpleasant memory to the side, he gives the oven a... curious look. "I am not sure if i would be any better! I would not even know where to start. I got taught how to cook but--"
<humanJaspers> "But she was not very good at teaching i think. 3:>"
-*- caligulasAquarium looks down at the bags in his hand and up at the metal contraption. Eridan places it down on the counter and carefully backs away towards the cupboards. "screww this wwere havvin tuna im not dead enough to deal wwith somefin so confusin" He begins to rifle through cans, tosses boxes of cakemix to the floor and-Bingo! The prince withdraws four cans, lookin
<caligulasAquarium> over his shoulder at the human. "grab a can opener an probably swwitch that... swwitch that ovven thing off"
<humanJaspers> "Neither am i! I do not know how anyone ever figured it out to begin with. 3:" He does just as Eridan says-- after a few minutes of confusion, of course. Eventually, though, he manages to get it /just/ right-- the pilot lights dying down, much to Jasper's relief. "Tuna sounds a whole lot better anyway. :3" He says, hoping to point out the bright side of aband
<humanJaspers> oning the difficult contraption. He pulls out one of the drawers, rifling around in it's contents before successfully finding a can opener, offering it to the seadweller rather triumphantly.
-*- humanJaspers It's like that cat just found the holy grail, the way he's holding it.
-*- caligulasAquarium dumps the cans on the dining table and graciously takes the offered opener. Truly, this is beyond important. Eridan handles the jagged tooth contraception like a rifle passed down from on high. His nimble fingers place metal lip to lip and he makes a show of twisting the thing that turns? What was the called? Eridan didn't know. But he did know he
<caligulasAquarium> turned it the wrong on his first attempt and was only able to successfully free the tuna contents by turning the other way. Sure he would have preferred a tunagrub mix but this'll do. The metal peels away and Ampora makes short works of the others. "vviola freshly prepared scalebeast truly a magnificent sight"
-*- humanJaspers Jaspers, like the gentle (former) cat he is, takes out a seat at the dining table for Eridan in the mean time-- his smile widening at the sound of the can opener in use. A sound relished by all felines or feline-esque beings, without question! His stomach growls once more while he licks his lips, eyeing the opened cans hungrily. "It looks positively scrum
<humanJaspers> ptious eridan! Thank you very much for sharing with me. <:3" He raps his fingers on the back of the chair while he says this, managing to peel his gaze from the cans to the violet blood properly.
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-*- caligulasAquarium bows before the felinehuman, dropping the can opener and lid without a care. Someone else could probably clean this up and the cutlery too. The Prince offers one of the small spoons out to his human companion and finally sits down, pulling one of the cans closer to himself. "im happy to help a dear frond jaspers especially wwith wwhats been happenin wwith
<caligulasAquarium> your stomach. it sounds like a horrorterror."
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-*- humanJaspers With a little giggle, he scampers off to take his own seat! Taking the spoon beforehand, of course. He places the utensil onto the table and takes a can in both hands, admiring it's contents like they were crown jewels. "I said i was hungry! I always am right after a nap. You did not have to come and eat with me though that was very nice. <:3" That being
<humanJaspers> said, spoon disregarded, he digs /right/ into his food-- like an animal, handless and all.
-*- caligulasAquarium head tilts slowly as he watches the humansprite wolf-or cat-down the tuna. Eridan was much more refined, using the utensil for a process it was never actually meant to take part in. Maybe he would have had an easier time with things if he was smart enough to actually pick a fork, but he just prodded and pushed around the interior of the can, occasionally
<caligulasAquarium> breaking the ballet to fill his mouth. "so..." He pauses, licking the spoon. "wwhere do you evven sleep usually do you havve your owwn room"
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-*- humanJaspers picks his head up from the can at Eridan's question, licking his lips clean for all but a few more moments. "Oh yes i have a room! It is usually a little messy but that is okay because that is what makes it feel so nice. I would like to show it to you later if you want! :3" He quirks his head to rest on his shoulder. "Dont you have a room too? :0"
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-*- caligulasAquarium nods his head easily, lifting his legs to lay them on a nearby chair. He pivots around and places an elbow on the wooden back, holding the can as he eats. "its filled wwith gold an military figurines an my recuperacoon yeah also! all a my history books wwhich i dont wwant to go in the swwimmin pool in the library. howw sopor'd do you evven havve to be to
<caligulasAquarium> put a pool in an evviroment a learnin i ask you"
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-*- timeyWimey hey now
<humanJaspers> "It sounds a little silly yes! But it is okay i do not go into the library very often anyway. I do not always like to get wet especially when i am an actual cat! 3:" He didn't mind that one time, though, when Eridan taught him! Despite that being so very long ago, now. "Your room sounds nice! I do not know what a recuperacoon is though. Is it comfortable? :0"
-*- humanJaspers He asks, idly picking a piece of fish from the can-- dangling it over his open mouth before dropping it right in. Gulp!
-*- caligulasAquarium earfins spread slightly, twitching once as he suddenly recalled something involving a pool and a Jaspers. He sunk lower in his seat, smiling slyly in memory. "a wwhat" He mused, before blinking. "oh right uh recuperacoon mine is a big ship shaped tub kinda filled wwith thick green jelly. it makes sure trolls can sleep wwithout tearin a bed apart like i
<caligulasAquarium> did that one time"
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<humanJaspers> "Ohhh. I think i understand that!" ... Kinda! The concept seemed a little silly, to Jaspers, but considering /horns/, tearing up a bed seems like a pretty viable possibility! He gives a curt little nod, before llllicking at the bottom of his now empty tuna can. "I think a bed would be more comfortable. And if it makes you feel any better you could tear up my
<humanJaspers> any time you want! :3"
-*- caligulasAquarium 's sly smile gets even SLYERERER, but he wouldn't take advantage of that. That was just plain too eas-no, he probably could take advantage of it. He placed the empty can down and dropped the spoon, not really interested in eating more. "if i evver need a nap wwith a cute guy after drawwin somefin ill make shore to go to you first jasps"
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-*- humanJaspers His cheeks bloom with the faintest shade of red, at Eridan's words-- putting his own emptied can down with a clink. "Aw gosh eridan thank you! I think i would enjoy napping with you too. Napping is refreshing! And even moreso with..." He pauses, running his tongue over his lips as he rolls the words about in his head. "A friend. :3" He brushes his foot ju
<humanJaspers> st over Eridan's legs while saying that, an ear twitching and his smile growing.
-*- caligulasAquarium ... OKAY MAYBE ERIDAN isn't being as sly as he thinks and what is actually happening here is that a cute human is hitting on him. It's confusing. He's getting mixed signals with the words and the actual flirty actions, so Eridan settles on just doing what he tends to default to. Hitting on anyone that is nice to him. "you knoww wwhat else is refreshin to
<caligulasAquarium> do wwith good friends? i hear coddlin."
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<humanJaspers> "I would like that very much! :3" He sits up straight, fingers curling around the edge of the table. "I think i am just about done eating too. We should go and do that right now! 83" He only ate one can of tuna, yeah, but... that's more than enough, if you ask him! Besides, he can always find something else to snack on later. "Unless you are still hungry of c
<humanJaspers> ourse! Purr purrrrr."
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-*- caligulasAquarium picks up the lids of the two still full cans and casually slides them back in place. "good as neww" That's not how food works, Eridan. But he jumps up, holding out a hand. "in your room or maybe out there on the couches wwhat do you think jaspers"
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-*- humanJaspers Good enough for Jaspers! He slides out of his seat in turn, pondering Eridan's offer for a few moments-- glancing to the kitchen doorway and grimacing a bit. "I dunno if the living room would be the best place for it! 3:" He'd rather be somewhere less... open, anyway. And he's been /dying/ to show Eridan his room! He's got /so/ many nice things in there.
-*- humanJaspers Like-- like yarn! And toy mice! What else does a room even /need/.
-*- caligulasAquarium hopes that the room has a little bit more then a nest of toy mice and yarn. Like furniture. He also hopes it hasn't been scratched by cat claws into ribbons because that wouldn't be great. Eridan moves about the table and pulls Jasper's chair out for him, however, holding out his arm once more. "lead the wway fair meowwbeast"
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-*- carapaceGrinder Meanwhile, Karkat walks into the library, rubbing his face like he just woke up or something. He's wearing his usual black tank top, but has apparently started to figure out the alchemizer since he's wearing cargo shorts instead of pants. Aside from that, he's barefoot, feet slapping along the ground
-*- humanJaspers Of /course/ it's got furniture, silly! It wouldn't be much of a room if it didn't have furniture. And it's only /sort/ /of/ scratched up, for what it's worth-- he's still just a cat, Eridan. And cats have /needs/. He eagerly hooks his arm with Eridan's once more, giving a cheery meow of confirmation before leading him out of the kitchen.