twitch.tv/stereotonetim 2017-07-26 [21:33] - faac8710-60d5-4640-9a65-20c13578234b.mpeg

[21:33:47] allstar3339: i'm not sure if that suggestion was viable tim about using your phone as a wifi repeater but i thought it might be worth giving it a shot timPlus
[21:34:04] tw4tjockey: Who's playing PUBG?
[21:34:27] luna_moona: stereo
[21:34:28] juggerjazz: I read that as "not sure if my sturgeon was viable"
[21:34:29] juggerjazz: Thanks brain
[21:34:35] allstar3339: LUL
[21:34:59] oldmario: diggle is fugly
[21:35:33] juggerjazz: I would not be surprised if it turned out I had some level of dyslexia
[21:36:26] rintezuka1: oh
[21:36:26] emmeazing: timOh
[21:36:27] shimmerfairy: whoops
[21:36:27] mudkip1123: lame
[21:36:31] allstar3339: timOh
[21:36:51] monotonetim: hurray for network issues
[21:36:55] allstar3339: ugh
[21:36:55] it_is_fanatic: https://clips.twitch.tv/NiceAmazingMonkeyANELE
[21:37:20] lowqualitywallet: pubg more like
[21:37:34] lowqualitywallet: bad xDDDDD
[21:37:40] tw4tjockey: If Diggleshut had taste in Twitch girls https://www.twitch.tv/khaljiit
[21:37:52] alok0: where is hot girl?
[21:38:49] juggerjazz: After that stream, hot girl is a part of all of us
[21:39:01] allstar3339: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLiXpufQXGo is hot grill ALOK0
[21:39:08] allstar3339: in timelapse mode
[21:39:17] allstar3339: all almost 9 hours of it
[21:39:31] fizzow: your PUBG character looks similar to my Playstation Home character, except mine wore flip flops to go with the ginger afro LUL
[21:39:31] driftforfun6: oh this game again
[21:39:46] driftforfun6: hopefully its cross play when it comes on xbox one then we can all play :)
[21:40:18] pimanrules: everyone on console would lose
[21:40:32] allstar3339: ^
[21:40:34] bonfiredes_: I wonder how they would balance a game like this with crossplay
[21:40:42] allstar3339: they wouldn't be able to
[21:40:53] allstar3339: they want to do cross play but there just isn't a way to balance
[21:41:02] zemaddok: There needs to be a 24h version of this game, where the game zone doesn't shrink
[21:41:11] shimmerfairy: Most of this game isn't fighting, so it's like only ~5% of the game is unwinnable for console people :P
[21:41:39] zemaddok: inb4 backstab
[21:41:57] zemaddok: what did I say
[21:42:00] zemaddok: lol
[21:42:03] elagabaluscaesar: !sellout 74
[21:42:04] nightbot: How many quality Amazon products are there? At least 74. http://amzn.to/1UnB7a8
[21:42:04] emmeazing: timOh
[21:42:07] shimmerfairy: that was backfire, not backstab
[21:42:13] shimmerfairy: your prediction failed
[21:42:27] zemaddok: Well it happened anyways
[21:42:31] zemaddok: I win, you lose pffffffft
[21:42:32] fizzow: !sellout 303
[21:42:33] nightbot: How many quality Amazon products are there? At least 303. http://amzn.to/1XY0iG1
[21:42:41] fizzow: (
[21:42:42] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: hi
[21:42:50] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: i missed the last tim stream but hi
[21:42:59] sh1zuchan: Good evening timMrBones
[21:43:00] boredcyborg: timMrBones
[21:43:09] emmeazing: timMrBones
[21:43:10] zemaddok: Tim streamed Boyz 2 Dad rescently, its pretty amazing
[21:43:20] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: damn i rly wanted to catch that
[21:43:26] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: i was busy being gay tho
[21:43:30] zemaddok: tsk tsk
[21:43:31] amadeus484: Greetings everyone...
[21:43:36] uncreativeusernamesp: I missed that part of the stream, sounds like you guys had fun with it
[21:43:41] zemaddok: Watch the highlight on youtube if you are short on time
[21:43:43] sh1zuchan: You missed the baby hand? kanoCry
[21:44:06] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: not worth watching the vod?
[21:44:07] tw4tjockey: "Busy being gay" haha
[21:44:14] tw4tjockey: Definitely worth watching the VOD
[21:44:17] zemaddok: You also missed the lovecraftian horror that he made
[21:44:24] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: no i saw that
[21:44:30] zemaddok: oh
[21:44:35] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: hot dog girl 8 hours
[21:44:38] zemaddok: then you ought to watch the whole thing :)
[21:44:56] elagabaluscaesar: I wish Hot Girl was my dad
[21:45:08] zemaddok: Hot Girl has eyes that can knock you out. literally
[21:45:08] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: i wish tim was my dad
[21:45:08] oldmario: oh
[21:45:16] oldmario: daddytonetim
[21:45:33] khiuli: Oy Tim and dudes
[21:45:35] amadeus484: I never expected this to be a type of game for Tim to enjoy.
[21:45:45] rylane: he doesn't
[21:45:49] bonfiredes_: even tim needs some shooty games
[21:45:50] oldmario: tim likes the guns n stuff game
[21:46:02] zemaddok: Tim could play No Man's Sky, but that is a whole other can of worms
[21:46:25] elagabaluscaesar: Tim is actually a Dota 2 pro, but he pretends to be a researcher
[21:46:32] zemaddok: Haha
[21:47:06] zemaddok: His MLG tag is xXxNastyGokuChanxXx
[21:47:46] khiuli: There's nearly not enough X's there
[21:48:05] zemaddok: well you got to work with the character limit =/
[21:48:30] shimmerfairy: ¥y¥Nasty¥Goku¥Jack¥y¥
[21:48:47] zemaddok: that was also his princess' name
[21:48:49] luna_moona: we need hot girl
[21:48:57] elagabaluscaesar: OcarinaBoy6969
[21:49:12] rylane: should put the Hot Girl song on loop
[21:49:21] zemaddok: So crazy
[21:49:22] zemaddok: so sexy
[21:49:25] zemaddok: so pretty
[21:49:28] zemaddok: hot girlll
[21:49:28] breadnbuddha: (it's hot hot)
[21:49:51] amadeus484: You know... I had a dream that was kinda like that. That Tim was actually a really popular streamer that everyone knows, and this is just an alternate persona that he uses as a social experiment.
[21:50:10] dajmasta: CoolStoryBob
[21:50:10] diggleshut: pls
[21:50:13] diggleshut: you showed me this girl once already
[21:50:16] zemaddok: He uses a voice changing program ?
[21:50:16] khiuli: Wait, isn't that the truth?
[21:50:26] fizzow: (
[21:50:26] breadnbuddha: rip tim
[21:50:28] zemaddok: aw man
[21:50:31] luna_moona: rip
[21:50:37] fizzow: he had the high ground Anakin
[21:50:37] sh1zuchan: timMrBones timOh
[21:50:38] amadeus484: And it just got so out of hand that he now lives the Tim life.
[21:50:40] rintezuka1: welp
[21:50:40] shimmerfairy: Seeing Tim defend the downstairs makes me think... how fucked would Tim be in defending if this game had BotW climbing?
[21:50:42] dajmasta: bob ross wasn't meant to go out like that rip
[21:50:45] elagabaluscaesar: He only uses a monotone voice because he's actually PewDiePie
[21:50:52] monotonetim: shouldn't have had the 4x scope on
[21:51:05] dajmasta: indoors it probably didn't do you any favors
[21:51:09] silverbullet46: FeelsGoodMan next time
[21:51:11] dajmasta: but they're so good to have later
[21:51:14] zemaddok: I think the afro increases your hit box
[21:51:21] dajmasta: it's worth, though
[21:52:16] zemaddok: Is this a unity game ?
[21:52:27] dajmasta: so did anyone make a composite of the hot girl stream progress?
[21:52:37] zemaddok: yes its up on youtube
[21:52:52] zemaddok: channel is monotonetim unarchived
[21:52:59] dajmasta: ah, let me search for "monotone tim hot girl"
[21:53:21] dajmasta: second result....
[21:53:42] luna_moona: diggle
[21:53:44] breadnbuddha: Yeah it actually got a pretty decent amount of recognition on r/gamephysics too
[21:54:00] breadnbuddha: I didn't post it there but was surprised to see a stream I had been in on my front page
[21:54:05] diggleshut: hi
[21:54:23] dajmasta: important science was done
[21:54:32] uncreativeusernamesp: Oh, really
[21:54:38] uncreativeusernamesp: nice
[21:54:53] luna_moona: hi
[21:55:00] rylane: Sometimes, there is a single stream that defines the future
[21:55:06] diggleshut: 3
[21:55:30] zemaddok: The future of what ? The future of mankind
[21:55:34] luna_moona: asdfasd
[21:55:39] dajmasta: the future of h o t g i r l s
[21:55:40] amadeus484: Subbed to the channel... I will watch it later (tm).
[21:55:45] breadnbuddha: Hopefully the future isn't games which turn into eldritch horrors when you leave them alone for any amount of time
[21:55:48] shimmerfairy: I agree, this is as important as FDR's infamous 24hr "save hawaii" speedrun.
[21:55:56] luna_moona: mIRC logging isnt working
[21:55:58] tw4tjockey: I probably already did
[21:56:16] tw4tjockey: But she's like the only girl on Twitch I've seen that doesn't apply her makeup with all the subtlety of a shotgun
[21:56:23] willster132: hiya
[21:56:31] amadeus484: Heck with it, watching it now. Be back in a few.
[21:56:32] luna_moona: i love that simile
[21:56:49] khiuli: Heya
[21:58:13] luna_moona: timClip
[21:58:26] luna_moona: ok i fixed mIRC
[21:59:56] willster132: im ordering pizza tonight tim
[21:59:59] willster132: I hope you are proud
[22:00:30] sh1zuchan: Pizza is never the wrong choice timClip
[22:01:30] oldmario: no you didn't
[22:01:31] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: except when you have severe allergies to any of the toppings
[22:01:41] amadeus484: Well, that was a... Thing...
[22:02:29] luna_moona: ok i'll "fix" you next mario
[22:02:30] amadeus484: But I now understand the hot girl reference.
[22:03:05] greasydratini: Almost top 50 tim!
[22:03:10] breadnbuddha: so sexy (it's hot hot)
[22:03:26] oldmario: i'm unfixabe
[22:03:51] willster132: I was about to accost you for only having one hot but I misread
[22:03:53] willster132: you are fine
[22:04:16] fancycl0wn: wait tim plays games that are post 2010?
[22:04:20] fancycl0wn: i'm so confused
[22:04:24] amadeus484: Nope.
[22:04:34] amadeus484: This is an illusion.
[22:04:46] fancycl0wn: oh, thank goodness
[22:05:03] diggleshut: rare truth from mare
[22:05:05] diggleshut: io
[22:05:05] amadeus484: He is actually playing Oregon Trail.
[22:05:12] willster132: every two days an MLG streamer takes over this account to stream PUBG
[22:05:29] fancycl0wn: oh right on
[22:08:30] javedohnson: whats up tim and chat
[22:08:41] amadeus484: Not much.
[22:09:00] javedohnson: Question, is there a picture of the final form of hot girl
[22:09:10] breadnbuddha: Just trying anything possible to get the hot girl song unstuck from my head
[22:09:15] uncreativeusernamesp: check r/gamephysics
[22:09:23] luna_moona: mareio
[22:09:32] willster132: wait is hot girl on that subreddit
[22:09:34] willster132: if so brave
[22:09:38] willster132: bravo
[22:09:46] javedohnson: A timelapse of it all it seems
[22:10:08] luna_moona: good night chat
[22:10:16] diggleshut: night
[22:10:19] diggleshut: you luna
[22:10:20] diggleshut: tic
[22:10:22] diggleshut: >
[22:10:27] willster132: aw man thats wonderful
[22:10:31] luna_moona: ???
[22:10:37] diggleshut: get it
[22:10:41] diggleshut: luna tic
[22:10:47] luna_moona: oh
[22:10:49] diggleshut: I
[22:10:49] luna_moona: i thought you meant tick
[22:10:54] diggleshut: pls go
[22:11:04] luna_moona: you're right, i dont want your ticks to bite
[22:11:09] diggleshut: )
[22:11:10] luna_moona: Kappa
[22:11:12] willster132: I regret that I can sing along to HOT GIRL the themesong
[22:11:18] willster132: wait where is asmr maid
[22:11:28] greasydratini: GO TIM GO!
[22:11:28] luna_moona: D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:iggle gn
[22:11:47] diggleshut: D:
[22:12:12] willster132: oh
[22:12:14] ndlsjk: timOh
[22:12:15] wingsofjanitor: teehee
[22:12:37] fancycl0wn: this song is nice
[22:13:11] pimanrules: http://i.imgur.com/Fu4D0Uu.png
[22:16:11] uncreativeusernamesp: Oh wow
[22:16:22] amadeus484: Ooo.
[22:16:24] uncreativeusernamesp: I thought the VSS was only from air drops
[22:16:32] ndlsjk: oh man
[22:16:37] bonfiredes_: nah got changed to normal drops
[22:16:40] bonfiredes_: since it sucks
[22:19:26] memnarch6: hello snipertonetim
[22:19:43] python422: is this the final evolution of sexy hotdog girl
[22:20:13] fenrax: what is going on in this chat
[22:20:30] diggleshut: handsome mistakes
[22:20:42] fenrax: are they being turned into miracles?
[22:21:59] smw23: mic today?
[22:22:25] willster132: mic never
[22:22:33] smw23: its all good
[22:22:38] willster132: unless he wins
[22:22:41] willster132: then mic for 30 seconds
[22:22:51] willster132: niiiiice
[22:22:53] maxwiggles: nice
[22:22:59] rintezuka1: pew pew
[22:23:00] smw23: lionNice
[22:23:11] bonfiredes_: lionNice
[22:23:18] smw23: oh shit
[22:23:30] lowqualitywallet: D:
[22:23:38] uncreativeusernamesp: does it say content not available for anyone else?
[22:23:49] wingsofjanitor: livin' the boxcar children life
[22:23:51] smw23: probably
[22:23:54] smw23: not for me tho
[22:24:47] uncreativeusernamesp: it's back
[22:24:53] uncreativeusernamesp: did Tim kill anyone?
[22:24:59] bonfiredes_: yea
[22:25:01] smw23: since when?
[22:25:05] senstrae: Yeah, a minute ago or so.
[22:25:09] smw23: 3 min ago he did
[22:25:18] wingsofjanitor: MurderToneTim
[22:25:19] willster132: cant flim flam the tim tam
[22:25:41] monotonetim: ...
[22:25:52] senstrae: Oh no.
[22:25:59] willster132: panic
[22:26:00] monotonetim: I thought I was pulling my gun out but I guess not
[22:26:00] xroyce: ...
[22:26:01] fancycl0wn: sad reaccs only
[22:26:03] memnarch6: that was a peculiar exchange
[22:26:04] smw23: sometimes when i get bored i put one earbud in my nose and then cover the other nostril and then blow out of my nose and it shoots out
[22:26:06] legocraftmation: Well you were MonoKillTim this game
[22:26:07] smw23: DAE?
[22:26:11] monotonetim: no
[22:26:20] python422: it unloaded your rifle when you swapped them rip
[22:26:38] smw23: ive heard this song before
[22:26:58] willster132: oh thats what heppend
[22:27:07] willster132: I thought tim was just bad Kappap
[22:27:20] smw23: what song and who is it by?
[22:27:28] fancycl0wn: beach fossils
[22:27:34] python422: ruwLove
[22:28:00] smw23: play beach boys instead pls
[22:29:32] willster132: no gun rip
[22:29:54] willster132: incomming crossbow kill
[22:30:19] smw23: can you put the sight on the crossbow?
[22:30:24] uncreativeusernamesp: yes
[22:30:46] bonfiredes_: it already has a pretty good stock scope tho
[22:31:00] basssic: nice
[22:31:04] willster132: that molly
[22:31:21] rebcart: close
[22:31:23] basssic: wow
[22:31:24] smw23: damn
[22:31:24] uncreativeusernamesp: Nice!
[22:31:24] willster132: AMAZING GAMEPLAY AND COMMENTARY
[22:31:24] ndlsjk: lol
[22:31:25] basssic: gj
[22:31:26] rintezuka1: lol
[22:31:27] not123username: Nice
[22:31:29] rickeon: nice
[22:31:30] rintezuka1: mlg
[22:31:31] greasydratini: Nice!
[22:31:32] maxwiggles: nice
[22:31:32] smw23: lionNice
[22:31:33] memnarch6: got em
[22:31:38] bonfiredes_: gottem
[22:31:53] willster132: CrossbowToneTim
[22:32:58] smw23: i was wondering why the game sounded so weird and then i remembered i had an earbud out
[22:33:42] ndlsjk: i normally use bit over ear headphones, used ear buds for all of last week and now i cant get the feeling of something being in my ear to go away
[22:33:52] ndlsjk: big ote
[22:34:03] smw23: ote???
[22:34:09] smw23: what is ote???
[22:34:11] ndlsjk: over the ear.
[22:34:17] smw23: oh duh
[22:34:19] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: u ever b like dam im gay
[22:34:24] smw23: no
[22:34:27] smw23: cause im not gay
[22:34:31] khiuli: All day
[22:34:34] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: it's 2017 lol
[22:34:37] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: and u say u not gay
[22:34:43] bonfiredes_: what
[22:34:44] smw23: theres nothing wrong with being gay
[22:34:48] smw23: im just not gay
[22:34:50] ndlsjk: i listened to an audiobook of space raptor butt invasion the other night and felt gay
[22:34:53] curlybeard7: Oh twitch chat!
[22:34:54] 13thmarc: what if I refer to myself as a gay woman because I am. respect my gender.
[22:34:55] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: anyway...
[22:35:28] smw23: @13thMarc funny joke, girls arent real
[22:35:37] curlybeard7: Twitch chat you so cray cray
[22:36:08] 13thmarc: You saying I'm not real? huh?! punk. I'll show you I'm the most gender of all the genders.
[22:36:30] smw23: im not cool enough to be punk FeelsBadMan
[22:36:45] 13thmarc: hahaha
[22:36:46] sidedwilliams: Tim using mic or nah?
[22:36:50] smw23: SID
[22:36:51] sidedwilliams: just got here
[22:36:51] uncreativeusernamesp: nah
[22:36:53] sidedwilliams: dang
[22:36:56] sidedwilliams: sup Alice
[22:37:04] smw23: its arthur dent now
[22:37:09] sidedwilliams: oh
[22:37:10] sidedwilliams: cool
[22:37:12] smw23: we switched to hitchikers guide
[22:37:24] sidedwilliams: Proud of you
[22:37:55] sidedwilliams: gymGO Tim gymGO
[22:41:57] willster132: the crossbow god is about to strike again
[22:41:59] celtrance: "not my real account" tim should have put something like "the evil twin of monotonetim, tom"
[22:42:00] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: tim why do you censor me
[22:42:09] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: i can't say pu**y on this stream
[22:42:20] yyaannkkoo: putsy
[22:42:25] willster132: purty
[22:42:27] hellomynameismrsnrub: why can't you say putty?
[22:42:28] sidedwilliams: puxsy
[22:42:44] celtrance: putty? i love silly putty!
[22:43:26] sidedwilliams: my question is, why would you censor the 2 other p's
[22:43:41] willster132: puppies are great
[22:43:57] diggleshut: SO MUCH TENSION
[22:43:58] celtrance: purty putty puppy
[22:44:00] sidedwilliams: lol
[22:44:10] sidedwilliams: GO TOM
[22:44:16] smw23: pus​sy
[22:44:23] sidedwilliams: jesus
[22:44:27] smw23: did that go through?
[22:44:30] willster132: no
[22:44:34] willster132: well
[22:44:37] sidedwilliams: it did for me, for a sec
[22:44:38] bonfiredes_: heh
[22:44:42] willster132: I think tim got ya
[22:44:48] sidedwilliams: rip puppy
[22:44:51] diggleshut: timed out by time himself
[22:44:56] diggleshut: beautiful
[22:45:01] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: Dobby Puppy Indulgence
[22:45:16] rickeon: if someone comes, they're just going to shoot you through the window
[22:45:22] xroyce: as it should have, thats language for the pirate ship, or the bed!
[22:45:22] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: what window
[22:45:36] sidedwilliams: Who wants to be a character in my Darkest Dungeon game?
[22:45:39] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: me!!
[22:45:46] sidedwilliams: your name is really long
[22:45:48] uncreativeusernamesp: me
[22:45:51] celtrance: dance dance timvolution
[22:45:51] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: just put julia
[22:45:57] sidedwilliams: dope
[22:46:08] sidedwilliams: any specific character you wanna be?
[22:46:17] celtrance: aka PNJIUMVC3
[22:46:29] willster132: Let me die first
[22:47:20] sidedwilliams: I'll name the one that jas hemophilia Julia
[22:47:24] sidedwilliams: has*
[22:47:30] blondrobin: Hey all. What horrible sequence of events resulted in tim using a crossbow?
[22:47:37] willster132: I mean he got a kill with it
[22:47:39] willster132: so
[22:47:39] basssic: he got a kill with the bow
[22:47:43] blondrobin: Wow
[22:47:46] basssic: do Not shit talk the bow
[22:47:54] monotonetim: there's nothing else
[22:47:54] blondrobin: I will respect the bow
[22:48:01] willster132: all becomming bow
[22:48:02] bonfiredes_: well if he misses once he dies
[22:48:06] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: ieeve never played darkest dungeon so idk any of the characters :=)
[22:48:19] willster132: whoever you think is most likley to die, make me that one
[22:48:20] basssic: +) is a good smiley
[22:48:25] basssic: dunno if lil b uses it anymore
[22:48:26] bonfiredes_: also there were some uzis
[22:48:45] literallytrash0: there were lots of other guns he didn't grab
[22:48:53] willster132: tim knows the bow is the best
[22:49:03] sidedwilliams: you are a level 0 plague doctor
[22:49:07] sidedwilliams: @Willster132
[22:49:07] willster132: perfect
[22:49:29] xroyce: its a shame tim cant dual wield crossbows like a true vampire slayer
[22:49:32] smw23: sid i wanna be a character
[22:49:40] dajmasta: 4 bolts should be enough for at least 4 of the remaining 23 opponents
[22:49:42] smw23: just got back from the ban
[22:49:45] dajmasta: i like these odds
[22:49:50] sidedwilliams: already done, she's named "Alice SMW", that good?
[22:49:56] smw23: no
[22:50:03] sidedwilliams: alright
[22:50:16] smw23: but its not bad
[22:50:32] sidedwilliams: what do you want your character named then?
[22:51:08] literallytrash0: Hey, can I join in?
[22:51:14] smw23: i just wanna specify to the rest of chat that my name is not actually alice and that sid only calls me that because i copy and pasted the entirety of alice in wonderland into trey's chat, which he is a mod in
[22:51:26] basssic: ok alice
[22:51:30] oldmario: oh
[22:51:32] sidedwilliams: to be a character in my Darkest Dungeon game @LiterallyTrash0 ?
[22:51:32] bonfiredes_: sure alice
[22:51:34] xroyce: is it... alex?
[22:51:35] theperson88: chill out alice, it's okay.
[22:51:35] literallytrash0: Yeah
[22:51:37] smw23: smw or smw23. im not that opposed to alice
[22:51:50] ndlsjk: smw is alice?? just got here
[22:51:53] smw23: it doesnt bug me
[22:52:04] sidedwilliams: Alice SMW?
[22:52:18] willster132: just axe those weird letters at the end
[22:52:21] sidedwilliams: it's smw23
[22:52:22] celtrance: smw= sid myers alice in wonderland
[22:52:24] willster132: Alice seems like a good name
[22:52:40] smw23: id love the name alice if i was a girl
[22:52:52] ndlsjk: but being a boy it sucks?
[22:52:53] willster132: Theres a crate right there
[22:52:53] yyaannkkoo: this game has the same running sound as animal crossing
[22:53:04] willster132: got touch it
[22:53:07] sidedwilliams: @LiterallyTrash0, do you have a specific character you wanna be?
[22:53:07] smw23: it doesnt suck that much on the internet
[22:53:13] oldmario: i thought tim died then when he dropped into the tree
[22:53:16] dajmasta: pubg is basically animal crossing
[22:53:20] dajmasta: just with more looting
[22:53:25] literallytrash0: Nah
[22:53:34] basssic: shooting a dude == hitting a neighbour with your net
[22:53:36] rebcart: tim is a worm
[22:53:37] willster132: less tree shaking more people shooting
[22:53:41] oldmario: tom nook is out with his crew to get his bells back
[22:53:57] willster132: this route
[22:53:57] dajmasta: tom nook is the guy organizing the fight to the death
[22:54:07] sidedwilliams: @LiterallyTrash0, you are my Hellion
[22:54:09] dajmasta: and if you win, he just sets you up with a shirt for the next round
[22:54:12] sidedwilliams: level 0
[22:54:20] smw23: is everyone level 0?
[22:54:22] sidedwilliams: no
[22:54:23] willster132: thats a dude
[22:54:24] willster132: kill it
[22:54:25] sidedwilliams: you're level 2
[22:54:27] willster132: aww tim
[22:54:30] literallytrash0: Alright
[22:54:31] willster132: you can afford to take longshits
[22:54:31] dajmasta: when he levels up, will he be LiterallyTrash1?
[22:54:35] smw23: lionChamp
[22:54:36] willster132: you got the S I L E N T B O W
[22:54:37] sidedwilliams: maybe
[22:54:40] basssic: crossbow only at 7 left... winnable
[22:54:40] bonfiredes_: tim only has 4 shots tho
[22:54:41] oldmario: no DaJMasta he gives you a chicken dinner
[22:54:59] dajmasta: next chicken dinner in 800,000 bells
[22:55:05] smw23: tim is good at this game
[22:55:07] khiuli: He doesn't need more than 4 shots
[22:55:10] oldmario: FeelsBadMan
[22:55:19] basssic: triple collateral inc
[22:55:23] basssic: heck
[22:55:25] willster132: rip
[22:55:26] dajmasta: rip
[22:55:29] literallytrash0: damn
[22:55:29] oldmario: noooooo
[22:55:30] literallytrash0: RIP
[22:55:31] greasydratini: 7 is pretty good
[22:55:32] monotonetim: I thought that was a good shot
[22:55:33] greasydratini: top 10
[22:55:34] smw23: what song is this?
[22:55:37] xroyce: the music fade in was beautiful
[22:55:38] dajmasta: rank 7 with a crossbow is pretty nice
[22:55:41] basssic: you were aiming a bit to the right but yeah n
[22:55:42] celtrance: t o p 10
[22:55:42] basssic: not bad
[22:55:46] alok0: the music cue really makes this game better
[22:55:52] literallytrash0: rank 7 with a crossbow is amazing
[22:55:53] greasydratini: proud of you tim!
[22:56:01] sidedwilliams: anyone else wanna be a character, I might actually start playing soon
[22:56:03] sidedwilliams: ?
[22:56:03] dajmasta: it could have been a good shot, don't think a single bolt will do if they have armor/a helm
[22:56:04] oldmario: i spent a couple minutes trying to get this bubble off the screen protector on this tablet
[22:56:10] oldmario: then i realised it was the camera
[22:56:11] smw23: make tim a character
[22:56:21] dajmasta: make a hot girl
[22:56:21] alok0: afro, done.
[22:56:41] bonfiredes_: crossbow always one hit headshots
[22:56:51] bonfiredes_: even on tier 3 helmets
[22:56:57] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: source?
[22:57:01] willster132: volvo
[22:57:02] hillaryclickbait: I was hoping to hear more of that weird French disco music from last night, but I've learned not to question Tim's music
[22:57:09] smw23: source: bonfiredes_
[22:57:13] willster132: I need asmr maid in my life
[22:57:22] dajmasta: oh really? i didn't think they'd make it so powerful
[22:57:25] khiuli: I liked the maid
[22:57:33] dajmasta: i guess that keeps it from being trash tier in all situations timBBQQT
[22:57:36] bonfiredes_: are links banned
[22:57:42] smw23: lemme test
[22:57:44] bonfiredes_: well otherwise it would be trashtier
[22:57:45] smw23: google.com
[22:57:45] dajmasta: depends on the link maybe?
[22:57:47] smw23: nah
[22:57:47] bonfiredes_: http://unknown.gg/en/weapon-damage-calculator/?w=Crossbow&h=3&v=0
[22:57:51] bonfiredes_: look there
[22:57:56] bonfiredes_: base damage on it is 105
[22:58:17] drifter_tv: Go CoolStoryBob Go!
[22:58:23] sidedwilliams: oh no
[22:58:32] dajmasta: CoolStoryBob timOh
[22:58:35] bonfiredes_: headshots do 2.5x damage
[22:58:46] smw23: CoolStoryBob
[22:58:46] willster132: no gun monkaS
[22:59:18] smw23: let them waste ammo
[22:59:46] prettypinkpansy: i believe in you timbo
[23:00:14] monotonetim: thanks mom
[23:00:25] dajmasta: your mom calls you timbo dan sgame
[23:00:41] hillaryclickbait: your mom calls you timbo seems good
[23:00:48] sidedwilliams: gymGO TIM gymGO
[23:00:57] diggleshut: gj
[23:01:01] prettypinkpansy: why dont you have a shirt on
[23:01:01] dajmasta: not timgo timbo timBBQQT
[23:01:11] dajmasta: doesn't have pants on either
[23:01:15] smw23: tim why did your character shave his armpits
[23:01:17] dajmasta: but that was assumed, i guess
[23:01:22] willster132: hes a swimmer
[23:01:22] monotonetim: he's german
[23:01:23] prettypinkpansy: it feels hygenic @Smw23
[23:01:27] willster132: you seen how long he can hold his breath
[23:01:29] dajmasta: it makes you go faster when skydiving
[23:01:32] hillaryclickbait: @Smw23 More aerodynamic
[23:01:40] raynor_ex: if he got sweaty and smelly in the battlefield it would give him away
[23:01:44] dajmasta: ^
[23:01:57] prettypinkpansy: multiple uses for shaving a pit
[23:02:00] wersk: easier time shitting too naked
[23:02:03] smw23: its always my back that gets the most sweaty
[23:02:12] prettypinkpansy: are you a fucking goat
[23:02:15] wersk: no clothes in the way
[23:02:17] drifter_tv: Bob Ross isn't german ohnFeels
[23:02:20] dajmasta: LOL
[23:02:28] prettypinkpansy: mountain goat prostrat
[23:02:34] prettypinkpansy: no one will find you up here
[23:02:38] hillaryclickbait: is this skyrim
[23:02:53] dajmasta: i actually read that as a reply to smw, much funnier
[23:03:01] smw23: yeah i was really confused
[23:03:02] basssic: pop pop
[23:03:07] raynor_ex: if this was skyrim he'd be riding a 65 degree angle horse
[23:03:10] willster132: jack the car
[23:03:12] dajmasta: tim has made a goat friend, though
[23:03:22] prettypinkpansy: steal his ride
[23:03:33] prettypinkpansy: NICE
[23:03:36] it_is_fanatic: timPlus
[23:03:37] basssic: n1
[23:03:37] dajmasta: incGG
[23:03:37] shimmerfairy: WHOO!
[23:03:39] smw23: lionNice
[23:03:41] smw23: GOT ONE
[23:03:42] bonfiredes_: noice
[23:03:44] literallytrash0: Nice!
[23:03:44] prettypinkpansy: sick kill buddy
[23:03:44] willster132: movin up in the world
[23:03:45] drifter_tv: that guy is timMrBones timMrBones timMrBones
[23:03:48] dajmasta: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE GOATMAN
[23:03:55] wersk: Some good shit.
[23:03:57] smw23: SourPls
[23:03:59] prettypinkpansy: tim careful there's poison in them there hills
[23:04:05] sidedwilliams: SourPls
[23:04:05] wersk: ONLY ONE ONLY ONE
[23:04:07] sh1zuchan: ~ timClip ~
[23:04:10] prettypinkpansy: SourPls
[23:04:11] mrcoconut7: SourPls
[23:04:15] dajmasta: just doing some donuts
[23:04:16] hillaryclickbait: the doughnut hahaha
[23:04:17] bonfiredes_: now to die in a car crash
[23:04:50] smw23: SourPls SourPls SourPls
[23:04:55] dannyboyoo0: do a flip
[23:05:58] raynor_ex: try spinning, that's a good trick
[23:06:03] smw23: do you know the float glitch?
[23:06:27] smw23: shift from drivers seat to other seat mid air and you float down
[23:06:47] bonfiredes_: need to do a sick jump first tho
[23:06:48] prettypinkpansy: oh no my sumemr car
[23:06:52] dannyboyoo0: lmao
[23:06:55] hillaryclickbait: we made it!
[23:06:56] prettypinkpansy: it happened again
[23:06:58] alok0: victory
[23:06:59] dajmasta: FORD THE RIVER
[23:07:01] bl0cks: nice
[23:07:04] hillaryclickbait: it actually worked this time
[23:07:07] raynor_ex: oregon trail strats
[23:07:36] mblymyer: @StereotoneTim Your Hot Girl video was donated to a Witwix Stream lmao
[23:07:49] basssic: clip?
[23:07:54] dajmasta: i'm sure witwix will enjoy it
[23:08:01] smw23: hot girl video?
[23:08:13] smw23: was it that creepy thing a while ago?
[23:08:29] literallytrash0: from last main stream
[23:08:42] smw23: oh i dont really watch main streams that much
[23:08:47] dajmasta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLiXpufQXGo
[23:08:59] fenrax: good job mario thebetCas
[23:09:13] dajmasta: timOh
[23:09:16] bonfiredes_: rip
[23:09:17] literallytrash0: oh
[23:09:18] smw23: wtf
[23:09:20] sidedwilliams: nice ending to the song
[23:09:24] literallytrash0: should have caulked the wagon
[23:09:30] keajade: oops.
[23:09:56] dajmasta: just needed a little more air
[23:10:17] hillaryclickbait: yeah that sounds like a witwix song
[23:11:36] smw23: im gonna use the unarchived channel to catch up eventually
[23:12:24] xroyce: hey tim, have you ever heard of the band the autumn defense? you might dig them
[23:12:55] oldmario: >not a sub to tim
[23:13:28] prettypinkpansy: do you have a breath meter?
[23:13:33] literallytrash0: the lungs
[23:13:34] prettypinkpansy: oh i see it
[23:13:44] prettypinkpansy: so it's a viable strat to just fucking chill underwater until the end of the game
[23:13:50] prettypinkpansy: occasionally dunking your head up
[23:14:11] prettypinkpansy: tim u ok
[23:14:27] prettypinkpansy: [popcorn going off in the distance]
[23:14:30] willster132: it might work assuming the area closes in on water
[23:14:31] fenrax: Does tim have an emote thats a battletoad with sunglasses and a mario hat?
[23:14:44] prettypinkpansy: OH FUCK DID THEY SEE HIM
[23:14:48] willster132: get in the car
[23:14:56] alok0: steal the car
[23:14:59] prettypinkpansy: GET IT
[23:15:00] fenrax: Also I haen't actually watched a tim stream in like 4 months
[23:15:00] prettypinkpansy: STEAL THEIR CAR
[23:15:03] hillaryclickbait: go!
[23:15:04] willster132: kill him THEN steal the car
[23:15:16] prettypinkpansy: oh shit is he waiting until they get back in the car lol
[23:15:20] smw23: on monotonetim unarchived what are all the videos with random hex gibberish?
[23:15:21] willster132: I wish you could lay down in the back of someones car
[23:15:24] willster132: that would be awesome
[23:15:37] prettypinkpansy: god yeah just pull a fucking horror movie where you peek up in the back with a knife
[23:15:38] prettypinkpansy: 'LOOKING FOR ME'
[23:15:46] alok0: this is going to fail
[23:15:50] bonfiredes_: well he could get in the backseat and hope he doesnt notice him
[23:15:51] prettypinkpansy: steal the car man
[23:15:53] spicytoast: I wanna hide under a car
[23:15:54] willster132: you say that but can you be sure
[23:16:00] hillaryclickbait: isn't he going to see you when he looks out the window of the house?
[23:16:06] hillaryclickbait: just take the car
[23:16:08] alikat1543: monotone unarchived is hot girl
[23:16:15] alok0: YES
[23:16:15] prettypinkpansy: ahahahaha
[23:16:16] willster132: SEEYA
[23:16:18] prettypinkpansy: GOT EM
[23:16:23] mrcoconut7: LUL
[23:16:23] basssic: eat it punk
[23:16:26] bonfiredes_: fuel nearly out
[23:16:26] literallytrash0: Nice
[23:16:28] prettypinkpansy: LUL
[23:16:29] willster132: GOOOD LUCK GETTING TO THE CIRCLE NOW SUCKER
[23:16:29] tektitetoe: lionMalf
[23:16:33] spicytoast: LUL
[23:16:38] yyaannkkoo: JACKED
[23:16:49] oldmario: oh
[23:16:49] originalrykz: I hate being that guy, but, song name?
[23:16:57] originalrykz: please
[23:16:57] oldmario: that was probably last time he streamed Kappa
[23:17:03] alok0: sandstorm
[23:17:07] willster132: duduududuu
[23:17:09] originalrykz: epic joke xD
[23:17:14] not123username: Pull out shazam on phone
[23:17:18] not123username: Your best bet
[23:17:26] oldmario: just use the google app
[23:17:26] prettypinkpansy: This Year by beach fossils, you can normally google a few lines + "Lyrics" and get it @OriginalRykz
[23:17:30] oldmario: shazam is a pile of crap
[23:17:32] alok0: beach boys after they die?
[23:17:33] prettypinkpansy: easy way to find a song
[23:17:40] originalrykz: oh, thats right
[23:17:44] originalrykz: I forgot about doing that
[23:17:47] originalrykz: thanks
[23:17:48] prettypinkpansy: the azlyrics way
[23:17:54] hillaryclickbait: beach boys after they get crushed by several tons of ice
[23:18:10] prettypinkpansy: I'D LIKE TO BE UNDER THE SEA IN AN OCTOPUS'S GARDEN IN THE SHADE
[23:18:19] tw4tjockey: I believe it
[23:18:22] oldmario: tim is desperate to get number 1 LUL
[23:18:26] willster132: classic tim
[23:18:28] prettypinkpansy: hey this is a pro strat
[23:18:44] prettypinkpansy: you cant shoot a gun in the water
[23:18:50] alok0: inb4 next circle is super far south
[23:19:00] alikat1543: can we make ocean man a thing here?
[23:19:07] prettypinkpansy: OSHUN MAN
[23:19:20] smw23: fuck yeah i love ween
[23:19:27] alikat1543: TAKE ME BY THE HAND
[23:19:34] literallytrash0: I'm surprised there are 25 still alive
[23:19:43] alok0: steal another car
[23:19:45] prettypinkpansy: theres probably a cabal of like 5 people playnig poker in the middle
[23:19:47] willster132: >Gets out of one jeep and into another
[23:19:52] willster132: aww
[23:19:53] prettypinkpansy: two jeeps enter one jeep leaves
[23:19:58] prettypinkpansy: zero jeeps leave
[23:20:06] prettypinkpansy: jeeps are inferior to living off the land in a pair of shorts
[23:20:22] oldmario: he streamed on saturday i think
[23:20:23] alok0: crouch in a bush
[23:20:24] hillaryclickbait: living off the land is inferior to swimming
[23:20:26] willster132: 8 jeeps enter 17 jeeps leave
[23:20:27] willster132: we dont know eithyer
[23:20:29] alikat1543: tru
[23:20:41] willster132: still just a handgun
[23:20:41] prettypinkpansy: tim we still believe in you, the believing is happening
[23:20:49] alikat1543: you can do it!
[23:21:04] oldmario: metal gear tim
[23:21:11] alikat1543: no CQC tho
[23:21:19] monotonetim: I need to pee
[23:21:23] alikat1543: only flying head punch
[23:21:24] prettypinkpansy: tim dear god hold it
[23:21:36] smw23: just realized that the stream froze on my end and tim didnt stare at the map for 3 min
[23:21:45] prettypinkpansy: LUL @Smw23
[23:21:46] alikat1543: he might've
[23:21:55] smw23: thats the thing
[23:22:03] oldmario: did i just see a car moving?
[23:22:07] literallytrash0: yes
[23:22:09] literallytrash0: you did
[23:22:10] smw23: its not unreasonable to expect tim to do that
[23:22:13] alikat1543: them donuts
[23:22:23] alok0: he is oging to get shot in the back
[23:22:26] smw23: the only thing that tipped me off is that no one was dying
[23:22:28] willster132: steally at it again
[23:22:35] hillaryclickbait: steal his car!
[23:22:51] willster132: or just light the car on fire
[23:22:53] willster132: also hilarious
[23:22:56] alikat1543: sneak sneak
[23:23:10] prettypinkpansy: this is getting real hinky
[23:23:15] alikat1543: high ground is best
[23:23:20] prettypinkpansy: shady ground is best
[23:23:30] alikat1543: laying on shady high ground is best
[23:23:32] willster132: become the rock
[23:23:39] hillaryclickbait: I thought this game was called battleground
[23:23:43] smw23: ive nearly drank half a gallon of apple juice today
[23:23:45] prettypinkpansy: dont blow it, be COOL
[23:23:55] willster132: i believe you have been sp[otted
[23:23:57] jencis0: diabeTUS
[23:23:58] alikat1543: you're gonna have a fun time @Smw23
[23:24:00] prettypinkpansy: fools rush in
[23:24:08] alok0: enemey has seen tim
[23:24:11] smw23: working on finishing it
[23:24:14] alok0: there is no escape now
[23:24:20] jencis0: stop
[23:24:21] dart133: "remember to watch your visibility meter snake"
[23:24:23] mishmishaa_: what happened to tims trash strats?
[23:24:32] willster132: yea you were spotted
[23:24:37] dajmasta: that was close
[23:24:38] alikat1543: striped
[23:24:40] bonfiredes_: he was exposed the whole time
[23:24:42] 13thmarc: run for it?
[23:24:44] spicytoast: just a scratch
[23:24:44] oldmario: will it be over FeelsBadMan
[23:24:47] bonfiredes_: surprised he survived
[23:25:00] jencis0: RIP
[23:25:08] jencis0: jk
[23:25:10] prettypinkpansy: you can do this buddy
[23:25:15] willster132: top10
[23:25:19] shimmerfairy: top 10 go go go
[23:25:19] smw23: just did the math, it has a little over 1/5 of a kilo of sugar
[23:25:20] oldmario: PunOko jEncis0
[23:25:21] smw23: fuck
[23:25:24] alok0: there are probably more people behind him than that one guy infront of him
[23:25:50] alikat1543: pew pew pew
[23:25:53] alikat1543: awwww
[23:25:53] prettypinkpansy: noooo
[23:25:58] jencis0: ugh
[23:25:58] rebcart: nice smoke
[23:25:58] monotonetim: james bond gun no
[23:25:59] diggleshut: nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[23:26:00] dajmasta: F
[23:26:00] elagabaluscaesar: !sellout 9
[23:26:01] nightbot: How many quality Amazon products are there? At least 9. http://amzn.to/1VCSN79
[23:26:03] alok0: number 9
[23:26:04] dart133: aww
[23:26:06] bonfiredes_: tactical smoke
[23:26:06] smw23: tim is so good omg
[23:26:06] monotonetim: wait I thought that was the molotov
[23:26:13] monotonetim: did they get switched
[23:26:14] willster132: nop
[23:26:14] alok0: a dud?
[23:26:18] monotonetim: oh
[23:26:20] alikat1543: go to the bathroom
[23:26:21] alok0: maybe you drank it
[23:26:21] monotonetim: well that's unfortunate
[23:26:21] smw23: consistently getting top 25
[23:26:22] ndlsjk: lol throwin smoke
[23:26:24] sidedwilliams: @Willster132, you died
[23:26:24] prettypinkpansy: rip
[23:26:25] prettypinkpansy: you did great
[23:26:27] oldmario: ohnDud
[23:26:28] willster132: yay
[23:26:31] literallytrash0: I don't think you can *have* a dud molotov
[23:26:34] oldmario: tim can go pee
[23:26:37] oldmario: hurrah
[23:26:42] willster132: my life goal completed
[23:26:47] diggleshut: man
[23:26:50] smw23: CoolStoryBob
[23:26:50] diggleshut: there is really no end to workout gadgets
[23:27:05] oldmario: that reminds me
[23:27:10] oldmario: there's supposed to be a new emote today
[23:27:17] oldmario: for the crunchyroll thing
[23:27:22] fenrax: what do you even need
[23:27:27] smw23: TPcrunchyroll
[23:27:29] dimebagdj: TPcrunchyroll
[23:27:31] willster132: tim you should do a squad with some friends where you jsut dont communicate at all
[23:27:33] fenrax: dont you just need things that are kind of heavy
[23:27:36] diggleshut: nothing I'm just browsing this website
[23:27:36] oldmario: TPcrunchyroll
[23:27:37] diggleshut: https://www.power-systems.com/shop/category/strength?lastRowID=260
[23:27:41] diggleshut: and it just keeps going and going and going
[23:27:43] smw23: >tim
[23:27:45] alikat1543: timOh
[23:27:45] smw23: >friends
[23:27:51] willster132: I mean steam friends >.>
[23:27:55] oldmario: FeelsBadMan all the anime is on at bad times unless you're american
[23:27:57] elagabaluscaesar: timClip TBTacoProps
[23:27:57] willster132: HE HAS ENOUGH OF THOSE TO KEEP ME OUT
[23:28:00] jencis0: timOh
[23:28:00] willster132:  ^ )
[23:28:15] jencis0: feels like emotes got smaller on mobile
[23:28:19] caaaakes: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DFphqHjXcAIihJa.jpg:large
[23:28:25] monotonetim: it's fitting that the anime emote has the code of TP
[23:28:31] fenrax: caaaakes pls
[23:28:33] smw23: LUL
[23:28:34] fenrax: i trusted you
[23:28:48] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: why is that fitting exactly
[23:28:57] smw23: tp = toilet paper
[23:29:05] oldmario: no tim
[23:29:06] oldmario: bad tim
[23:29:07] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: oh
[23:29:08] alikat1543: belongs in the toilet
[23:29:12] bonfiredes_: tim no
[23:29:16] oldmario: TPcrunchyroll
[23:29:21] willster132: where do the arrows come from
[23:29:29] alikat1543: it's his back hair
[23:29:35] drifter_tv: Tim is just recreating Bob Ross works but using a crossbow as a brush and the human crotch as his canvas.
[23:29:47] sidedwilliams: so, @Willster132 and @Smw23 just died in game. for the record
[23:29:50] diggleshut: haha
[23:29:52] willster132: \o/
[23:29:52] smw23: nuuu
[23:29:53] willster132: yay
[23:29:57] literallytrash0: How am I doing?
[23:30:02] sidedwilliams: you survived
[23:30:07] sidedwilliams: barely
[23:30:09] sidedwilliams: but you did
[23:30:10] smw23: how did i die?
[23:30:16] sidedwilliams: Collector
[23:30:18] monotonetim: song's a banger.
[23:30:22] diggleshut: is that new mario
[23:30:23] jencis0: cholera
[23:30:23] alikat1543: tangerine
[23:30:26] smw23: SourPls
[23:30:39] smw23: flanger in background is nice
[23:30:47] willster132: I still miss asmr maid
[23:31:04] smw23: i miss longmont potion castle
[23:31:27] lokiry: yes it's a new disgusting weeb emote to celebrate the week of weeb or whatever they're doing on twitch
[23:32:00] lokiry: yeah
[23:32:06] lokiry: tomorrow they're doing a weeb marathon
[23:32:09] ndlsjk: lpc is pretty good
[23:32:16] lokiry: like all the other marathons they've been doing recently
[23:32:17] fenrax: why
[23:32:27] lokiry: https://blog.twitch.tv/crunchyroll-brings-more-than-15-full-seasons-of-anime-hits-to-twitch-963c256671df
[23:32:28] smw23: tim can you have music on constantly?
[23:32:29] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: me getting my 12 gauge out at 2 am to protect my crops from the gays
[23:32:30] fenrax: what does it hae to do with video games
[23:32:44] smw23: julia pls dont commit suicide
[23:32:52] lokiry: i don't know
[23:32:56] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: what
[23:32:57] prettypinkpansy: i like the music when in vehicles
[23:33:07] aerate: games are bad
[23:33:08] aerate: anime is bad
[23:33:11] prettypinkpansy: i think smw is calling you a gay. protecting the crops from the gays e.g. yourself
[23:33:11] aerate: very related
[23:33:52] smw23: calling em gay cause they are gay i think
[23:33:57] lokiry: there's even an anime where the main character likes games and it's double bad
[23:34:22] smw23: i messed up a joke FeelsBadMan 🔫
[23:34:34] jencis0: it's ok. I got it
[23:34:35] lokiry: i think it's called umaru or something
[23:34:38] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: protect my crops from myself
[23:34:49] prettypinkpansy: that sounds like a nirvana song
[23:34:51] aerate: never heard of it
[23:34:52] smw23: she attac but she also protec
[23:34:58] diggleshut: oh
[23:34:59] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: kurt nirvana is dead dude
[23:35:00] prettypinkpansy: rip
[23:35:00] diggleshut: weeb marathon
[23:35:02] fenrax: what if you were an anime
[23:35:07] monotonetim: I don't know what I expected
[23:35:11] mrzorage: Rip
[23:35:13] prettypinkpansy: wha!!!! when did this hpapen @PUT_NAKED_JULIA_IN_UMVC3
[23:35:15] diggleshut: are they gonna play umaru on twitch
[23:35:18] diggleshut: that's gonna be a disaster
[23:35:21] bonfiredes_: a choke would have gotten that probably
[23:35:26] lokiry: that thing has a schedule on it
[23:35:28] jencis0: the Hudson River... 2 years ago
[23:35:29] lokiry: you can check
[23:35:29] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: hes been died a few days i think :/
[23:35:33] fenrax: twitch is always a disaster
[23:35:37] literallytrash0: You have enough for another box thing?
[23:36:01] monotonetim: I dunno
[23:36:06] monotonetim: all the clothing in this sucks anywa.
[23:36:08] monotonetim: y
[23:36:14] literallytrash0: fair enough
[23:36:20] diggleshut: oh no umaru
[23:36:32] aerate: i don't get why you'd want to watch shows with a thousand random twitch people
[23:36:36] aerate: for any of the marathons they've ever had
[23:36:40] fenrax: is that "oh no, umaru" or "oh, no umaru"
[23:36:51] aerate: both
[23:36:53] diggleshut: oh, no
[23:36:56] originalrykz: tim, I saw your tweet
[23:37:02] originalrykz: you can make a hotspot to share the wifi
[23:37:03] diggleshut: I guess there are anime memes
[23:37:05] diggleshut: that htey will spam
[23:37:07] originalrykz: that fixes the problem?
[23:37:11] willster132: when is hot girl cosplay
[23:37:12] aerate: you're an anime meme
[23:37:19] diggleshut: ;-;
[23:37:39] monotonetim: I don't have tethering on my plan
[23:37:41] fenrax: they'll spam all the bad anime emotes
[23:37:51] fenrax: from the channels that only have subs because of their emotes
[23:38:01] literallytrash0: Yeah, try the hotspot thing
[23:38:05] aerate: that applies to most channels
[23:38:05] originalrykz: no, I mean, PC
[23:38:07] aerate: including this one
[23:38:07] jencis0: move!
[23:38:11] literallytrash0: that usually works when my wifi is out
[23:38:13] bonfiredes_: stay!
[23:38:22] diggleshut: VoHiYo
[23:38:31] originalrykz: you can share your PC network connection via WIFI
[23:38:37] fenrax: i mean the ones that nobody actually watches but hae tons of subs
[23:38:42] smw23: hotspot uses data
[23:38:51] fenrax: v key please start working again
[23:39:01] literallytrash0: but it does work
[23:39:05] aerate: you've been abusing your v key
[23:39:17] diggleshut: what word has a lot of vs
[23:39:29] aerate: vvvvvv
[23:39:37] diggleshut: O
[23:40:11] aerate: that's the name of something so it's probably a word
[23:40:17] diggleshut: yeah that game
[23:40:20] diggleshut: I remember that
[23:40:21] diggleshut: I'M A GAMER
[23:40:29] fenrax: gross
[23:40:30] diggleshut: I'm a male in his 20s
[23:40:30] aerate: sorry you have to beat oot to be a gamer
[23:40:31] lowqualitywallet: hey GAMERS
[23:40:32] diggleshut: white
[23:40:39] diggleshut: middle class
[23:40:43] diggleshut: sexy
[23:40:49] diggleshut: sexy handsome
[23:40:52] diggleshut: gamer
[23:40:59] fenrax: more like, no class
[23:41:07] diggleshut: what class is unemployed
[23:41:20] oldmario: diggleshit class
[23:41:23] lowqualitywallet: fraaaag like the best
[23:41:29] oldmario: it's the worst of the worst classes
[23:41:30] lowqualitywallet: if you want to have the advantage over other players
[23:41:35] lowqualitywallet: you get the razer deathaaadddderrrr
[23:41:40] diggleshut: I only buy red gaming accesories
[23:41:43] diggleshut: red is the color of blood
[23:41:47] diggleshut: and my virtual enemies bleed red blood
[23:41:48] prettypinkpansy: didnt he say he cant use a hotspot thou
[23:41:56] literallytrash0: How is everyone here tonight?
[23:42:00] diggleshut: so it keeps me in the mindset all the time of the bloodshed I will inflict
[23:42:01] literallytrash0: Oh, didn't see that
[23:42:05] lowqualitywallet: use code word FATFUCK
[23:42:07] lokiry: star ocean 3 is an ok game
[23:42:09] infinityissue: eh. surviving I guess
[23:42:10] originalrykz: ok, lets not call it hotspot, just a shared network
[23:42:10] jencis0: great
[23:42:19] prettypinkpansy: is this hotel california
[23:42:20] originalrykz: via wifi
[23:42:22] oldmario: is it really
[23:42:25] lokiry: its not so great when my emulator drops to 30 fps
[23:42:32] jencis0: anxiety hit hard, but then had a great night
[23:42:33] dimebagdj: good driving tim
[23:42:47] literallytrash0: I mean, at least you're good now
[23:42:47] originalrykz: just curious
[23:42:53] originalrykz: anxiety about what?
[23:43:02] aerate: you don't need more than 30
[23:43:05] aerate: modern games taught you that
[23:43:07] oldmario: i forgot what star ocean came out on ps4 but was the ps2 version
[23:43:12] jencis0: not sure. but I get a lot of physical symptoms from it
[23:43:17] 13thmarc: life man.
[23:43:25] literallytrash0: yeah, anxiety is rough
[23:43:28] prettypinkpansy: you should see a doctor about that
[23:43:29] originalrykz: life sucks, but you get used to
[23:43:33] jencis0: well, life..
[23:43:43] prettypinkpansy: if you havent already
[23:43:55] jencis0: yes, I see a therapist now and Ive been to a medical doctor lately
[23:44:03] infinityissue: my anxiety's in check for once. it's partner depression's knocking on the door pretty loud tho
[23:44:09] prettypinkpansy: good for you, i hope it helps
[23:44:14] prettypinkpansy: brain shit sucks
[23:44:17] literallytrash0: yeah
[23:44:21] jencis0: depression > anxiety
[23:44:24] lokiry: idk i heard some mixed things about the ps4 game
[23:44:27] infinityissue: I agree ^
[23:44:38] prettypinkpansy: im hoping to get some good good meds to help my hormone-induced brain problems tomorrow
[23:44:46] literallytrash0: I like how you can put a suppressor on a pre-WWI weapon
[23:44:48] oldmario: there's a ps4 game too
[23:44:54] oldmario: with the creepy WutFace anime faces
[23:44:56] smw23: ^
[23:45:05] prettypinkpansy: GUN WAS FINE BEFORE YOU FUCK IT
[23:45:06] jencis0: v
[23:45:10] monotonetim: just wedge it on there
[23:45:17] oldmario: twss
[23:45:22] smw23: put a suppressor on a knife
[23:45:37] bonfiredes_: gotta go for them silent stabs
[23:45:48] lokiry: oh i guess this game did come out on ps4 as well
[23:45:55] prettypinkpansy: when you think about it a knife is just a really big gun
[23:45:58] prettypinkpansy: i mean bullet
[23:46:01] wikipediasays: hot hot
[23:46:02] foreverska: I love the driving music meta
[23:46:03] wikipediasays: oh wait
[23:46:29] prettypinkpansy: i like how the music si the same no matter what vehicle you get in, like you're connecting your ipod to the aux of a shitty little jeep
[23:46:30] lokiry: remastered graphics make it a lot bigger than what i needed to download though
[23:46:42] smw23: or to the aux of a motorcycle
[23:46:54] foreverska: Or he puts his headphones in
[23:46:56] prettypinkpansy: having rode on a motorcycle before i can 100% guarantee you would not hear fucking shit
[23:47:03] prettypinkpansy: he must have speakers in his helmet
[23:47:05] smw23: that was the joke
[23:48:01] foreverska: Was it?
[23:48:11] jencis0: uh oh... dad's home, Tim
[23:48:18] jencis0: hide the drugs
[23:48:20] prettypinkpansy: mama's coming
[23:48:25] oldmario: it's not a remaster
[23:48:26] lokiry: i should probably play the first game at some point
[23:48:28] oldmario: it's just the ps2 game
[23:48:33] oldmario: it's emulated
[23:48:39] lokiry: it has better graphics
[23:48:46] oldmario: 🤔
[23:48:55] oldmario: it's a ps2 classic
[23:49:01] lokiry: i guess remastered was the wrong word
[23:49:04] oldmario: not a native ps4 game
[23:49:09] lokiry: but it certainly looks a lot sharper
[23:49:19] oldmario: yeah it has AA and stuff
[23:49:42] prettypinkpansy: is there any kind of matchmaking in this game?
[23:49:47] prettypinkpansy: as far as like, skill level
[23:49:58] willster132: its tim vs the world
[23:50:41] so_damn_zetta_slow: GTA
[23:50:47] bonfiredes_: there is
[23:50:52] bonfiredes_: apparently
[23:51:11] prettypinkpansy: seems difficult with like a hundo people
[23:51:19] prettypinkpansy: its hard enough to get a well balanced team in overwatch
[23:51:33] literallytrash0: this game has a massive community at the moment, though
[23:51:34] bonfiredes_: well I doubt its that strict
[23:51:44] bonfiredes_: and its playerbase is pretty big
[23:51:48] willster132: its probably more used in squads
[23:51:49] prettypinkpansy: tru
[23:51:49] wikipediasays: did you science end up working the other night tim?
[23:52:00] willster132: science never works
[23:52:16] prettypinkpansy: NICE
[23:52:17] willster132: ded
[23:52:19] bonfiredes_: dang
[23:52:20] literallytrash0: Nice!
[23:52:30] feengid: you shoot guns good
[23:52:31] prettypinkpansy: fuckin dunked on
[23:52:46] jencis0: no scope
[23:53:01] prettypinkpansy: pour one out for MyCanadianGinger
[23:53:07] prettypinkpansy: wait MrCanadianGinge
[23:53:40] literallytrash0: AR with 8x scope
[23:53:43] literallytrash0: what could go wrong
[23:53:56] prettypinkpansy: put a scope on it
[23:54:00] monotonetim: vector city up here
[23:54:12] bonfiredes_: slap that 8x on the vector
[23:54:21] literallytrash0: put the 8x on a shotgun
[23:54:28] caaaakes: im tired
[23:54:28] monotonetim: I'll slap 8x on you
[23:54:35] jencis0: OHHHH
[23:54:38] caaaakes: i no wanna sleep
[23:54:39] bonfiredes_: wow
[23:54:50] diggleshut: why
[23:54:50] drifter_tv: I think Tim just invited you to play duos
[23:54:53] diggleshut: what's so great about bieng awake
[23:55:00] dimebagdj: next game, type in chat when you hit matchmaking so we can start at the same time
[23:55:11] zage_the_mage: the 8x is quite long and cylindrical
[23:55:14] prettypinkpansy: he gone
[23:55:51] rubensandwich: I hear that if you cant win at least one game of PUBG you are banned from the military (either that or for being transgender, whatever makes most sense)
[23:55:56] lokiry: getting to insult you
[23:56:02] prettypinkpansy: topical
[23:56:06] caaaakes: dugglefucknugget
[23:56:07] diggleshut: NICE
[23:56:19] monotonetim: little from column A, little from column B
[23:56:44] jencis0: I'm a weenie. does that disqualify me?
[23:57:23] prettypinkpansy: SourPls
[23:57:26] caaaakes: i changed my tv to spanish
[23:57:27] fatfronk: o hey tim. I been playing this all day.
[23:57:29] fatfronk: this game is fun
[23:57:38] caaaakes: now its like volumo
[23:57:40] shimmerfairy: @jEncis0 I believe you want Weenie Hut Army
[23:57:43] fatfronk: if you need a squaddie lemme know homie ;)
[23:57:43] diggleshut: habalas espanoalsa
[23:57:49] circuitbored: this is the most relaxing pubg stream I've ever watched
[23:57:49] diggleshut: contrasto
[23:57:50] jencis0: no thx
[23:57:57] caaaakes: ye
[23:58:02] caaaakes: idk how i did it
[23:58:05] dimebagdj: close one
[23:58:09] caaaakes: slept on the remote or something
[23:58:12] literallytrash0: Stereo streams are the most relaxing streams in general
[23:58:17] hillaryclickbait: yeah that boat definitely doesn't have holes in it now
[23:58:26] diggleshut: your unconscious mind
[23:58:30] diggleshut: wants you to go to a latin country
[23:58:32] diggleshut: to find your purpose
[23:59:02] prettypinkpansy: no one will look for you out here
[23:59:19] literallytrash0: This tactic actually works pretty well
[23:59:53] prettypinkpansy: LOL
[23:59:54] fatfronk: OH NO
[23:59:55] bonfiredes_: nice
[23:59:55] prettypinkpansy: WHAT
[23:59:57] ethernetseeds: oh
[23:59:57] maxwiggles: wut
[23:59:58] literallytrash0: ...
[23:59:58] thunderclaw5: LOL
[00:00:00] dimebagdj: hahahAHAAHA
[00:00:00] prettypinkpansy: YOU WERE DOING SO WELL
[00:00:00] ilissos: oh man
[00:00:01] monotonetim: fuck this gay earth
[00:00:01] jencis0: hahahaha
[00:00:01] hillaryclickbait: Oh
[00:00:02] i_will_fight_your_dad: timOh
[00:00:02] link2123: O_O
[00:00:05] dimebagdj: omg
[00:00:07] caaaakes: my purpose to change the constrast of my tv
[00:00:08] dimebagdj: sooo good
[00:00:09] literallytrash0: Oh
[00:00:10] link2123: nice
[00:00:13] bananaburger: how did you even manage that?
[00:00:13] caaaakes: contrast
[00:00:16] bonfiredes_: always need to slow down first before getting out
[00:00:21] prettypinkpansy: holy fuck
[00:00:26] 13thmarc: whoa tim.. angrytonetim.
[00:00:32] hillaryclickbait: > fall damage in the water
[00:00:38] monotonetim: I thought the boat was gonna slow down
[00:00:39] blondrobin: Kids always watch out and don't run yourself over with your own boat
[00:00:41] monotonetim: like I pulled the keys out
[00:00:50] diggleshut: the usa will be majority spanish speaking in 50 years
[00:00:52] diggleshut: might as well just leave it
[00:00:53] prettypinkpansy: owned by a buggy ass game
[00:01:03] bonfiredes_: I think its not even a bug
[00:01:05] monotonetim: I'll own you
[00:01:10] bonfiredes_: pretty sure its intended
[00:01:18] hillaryclickbait: sassy tim
[00:01:27] ethernetseeds: I don't think it's intended to kill him from that speed
[00:01:34] ethernetseeds: hurt him maybe, but not one shot him
[00:01:54] tw4tjockey: Gross
[00:01:57] prettypinkpansy: he's jumpd out of buildings at heights that should've hurt him more than that
[00:02:55] lowqualitywallet: california is already
[00:03:02] lowqualitywallet: get used to calling people "puto" :^)
[00:03:57] diggleshut: oh man
[00:03:58] caaaakes: puto
[00:04:13] diggleshut: http://i.imgur.com/vEtrk5f.png
[00:04:18] diggleshut: someone posted this fat pokeball butt
[00:04:19] lowqualitywallet: ;-;
[00:04:21] diggleshut: and I did a pokeroll
[00:04:25] diggleshut: which gives you a random pokemon
[00:04:29] diggleshut: and I got jigglypuff
[00:04:33] diggleshut: coincidence?
[00:04:37] lowqualitywallet: lewd
[00:05:04] diggleshut: that's probably tim's butt
[00:05:06] diggleshut: for all I know
[00:05:53] hillaryclickbait: does every game take place on the same island or are there different ones?
[00:05:58] thunderclaw5: same island
[00:06:07] hillaryclickbait: interesting
[00:06:07] prettypinkpansy: randomized drops tho right?
[00:06:19] thunderclaw5: but the circle you have to be in varies on the game so it forces you to go to different areas
[00:06:24] hillaryclickbait: it must be really big because I never notice the same places from game to game
[00:06:28] thunderclaw5: its huge
[00:06:29] literallytrash0: They're making two new maps, I think
[00:06:54] sobeman1: they are going full scum lootbox though
[00:06:56] microcline: i'm gibbs
[00:07:21] willster132: dat sound
[00:07:22] prettypinkpansy: if its just cosmetics it's not a big deal imo
[00:07:23] sobeman1: ScubaToneTim
[00:07:31] literallytrash0: yeah
[00:07:38] prettypinkpansy: people will buy cool hats
[00:07:49] diggleshut: ;-;
[00:07:50] literallytrash0: if they let you buy starting guns or armor or something it's a big deal
[00:07:53] monotonetim: it's all dadwear
[00:07:54] literallytrash0: cosmetics not so much
[00:07:58] guygo2010: ;-;
[00:08:31] monotonetim: man I had some good falafel thing earlier and I still taste it and it's making me hungry.
[00:08:35] so_damn_zetta_slow: pubg is adding movie gear from the movie battle royale, i will be buying those, as much as it makes me look like a tool. loved that japanese film
[00:08:54] smw23: weeb
[00:08:57] sobeman1: i want to be a murdering Japanese school girl
[00:09:18] so_damn_zetta_slow: yeah well, yer mother :P
[00:09:21] monotonetim: it's not too late
[00:09:39] l7gaming: Tim get that sweet chicken dinner yet?
[00:09:49] bonfiredes_: he did once I think
[00:10:03] literallytrash0: yeah
[00:10:07] literallytrash0: once at least
[00:10:17] literallytrash0: it was on his twitter, I think
[00:10:19] drifter_tv: I wonder; do vegetarians get offended when they win a game of PUBG?
[00:10:24] willster132: go clean your mouth with bleach
[00:10:29] willster132: that should remove the taste
[00:10:40] so_damn_zetta_slow: no theres a custom option you tick, then it says winner winnder tofu dinner
[00:10:48] smw23: really?
[00:10:52] monotonetim: yes
[00:10:52] smw23: LUL
[00:10:54] thunderclaw5: rip
[00:10:57] diggleshut: welp
[00:10:58] hillaryclickbait: well
[00:11:12] sobeman1: https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/t_original/kkdr1wz67ygdxtsmjui0.jpg
[00:11:14] alikat1543: 95 / 95 aint bad
[00:11:20] alikat1543: 100%
[00:11:23] hillaryclickbait: that's 100%
[00:11:27] monotonetim: sugoi
[00:11:32] monotonetim: can I make my dude wear that
[00:11:37] rickeon: yeah
[00:11:38] sobeman1: if that doesn't scream tactical miltary outfit i don't know what
[00:11:39] bonfiredes_: probably
[00:11:52] rickeon: they said all the clothing is unisex
[00:11:59] monotonetim: oh boy.
[00:12:02] monotonetim: shame bob's so bulky.
[00:12:16] smw23: bob skirt lionChamp
[00:12:17] drifter_tv: CoolStoryBob I don't skip leg day
[00:12:36] it_is_fanatic: CoolStoryBob is that so?
[00:13:04] drifter_tv: CoolStoryBob Few people know this, but my middle name is GAiNZzzzz
[00:13:22] smw23: CoolStoryBob im cool too
[00:13:29] alikat1543: i'd like to see a federal document with that on there
[00:13:32] hillaryclickbait: CoolStoryBob
[00:13:43] literallytrash0: CoolStoryBob Are We Cool Yet
[00:13:47] smw23: tim you played this song already
[00:13:57] sobeman1: he is just like areal radio
[00:14:21] hillaryclickbait: only without the annoying advertisements
[00:14:45] sobeman1: tim do a spot for casper matress
[00:15:04] drifter_tv: But then Kip Kay would send goons after him...
[00:15:21] sobeman1: can you imagine listening to kip kay as a radio dj
[00:15:58] drifter_tv: I'll try not to
[00:17:31] literallytrash0: I love the way that revolver looks. the supressor is just hovering in front of it
[00:18:28] sobeman1: aww yea the pan
[00:18:40] tw4tjockey: His butt isn't that nice
[00:18:46] prettypinkpansy: does the gas mask confer any actual ingame benefits
[00:18:59] drifter_tv: nope
[00:19:11] shimmerfairy: It gives you +20 mummy interrogation
[00:19:14] literallytrash0: Gas Mask (Full)Icon equipment Mask C 01.pngThe Gas Mask (Full) is a mask in BATTLEGROUNDS. This item can be found in the Pioneer Crate or you can buy it on the Steam Marketplace.Summary:The Gas Mask currently serves no purpose in the game except for visual means.
[00:19:36] smw23: new copypasta?
[00:19:37] smw23: Gas Mask (Full)Icon equipment Mask C 01.pngThe Gas Mask (Full) is a mask in BATTLEGROUNDS. This item can be found in the Pioneer Crate or you can buy it on the Steam Marketplace.Summary:The Gas Mask currently serves no purpose in the game except for visual means.
[00:19:42] raynor_ex: only benefit is covering up the fleshy parts of your face
[00:19:47] fragarach: silenced revolver, 10/10
[00:20:17] drifter_tv: I'm surprised the word "copypasta" isnt auto-purged in this channel
[00:20:20] smw23: FeelsBadMan why do you hate mernes?
[00:20:32] ryaxnb: so i had a crazy idea for a challenge for Oregon trail
[00:20:39] sobeman1: tim is the anti meme
[00:20:42] literallytrash0: What is it?
[00:20:42] ryaxnb: pickles only food from store
[00:20:46] literallytrash0: yes
[00:20:47] bananaburger: ive always wanted to make a copypasta complaining about copypastas and see how many people would go for it
[00:20:53] ryaxnb: to cure scurvy
[00:20:56] sobeman1: tim is the anti memerz
[00:20:58] smw23: theres so many like that
[00:21:00] diggleshut: and we're worse for it
[00:21:02] ryaxnb: no other food from store
[00:21:02] not123username: Please no copy pastas here
[00:21:12] sobeman1: rip
[00:21:12] not123username: There is enough in other channels
[00:21:16] hillaryclickbait: Please no copy pastas here
[00:21:17] smw23: use r n instead of m @sobeman1
[00:21:24] so_damn_zetta_slow: me.mes for for monotonetim, stereotonetim is for veterans and sophisticated types
[00:21:24] not123username: Of course
[00:21:31] prettypinkpansy: wow nice
[00:21:32] ryaxnb: scurvy should be cured by pickles but they aren't filling
[00:21:33] drifter_tv: GEEZ that guy took 5 hits
[00:21:45] smw23: dude
[00:21:48] ryaxnb: so you don't eat them for sustenance
[00:21:52] smw23: me.mes isnt taken
[00:21:57] smw23: someone get on that
[00:22:24] hillaryclickbait: I don't think you can have anything that ends in .mes
[00:22:43] prettypinkpansy: goat.mes
[00:22:54] shimmerfairy: mem.es but it's actually a RAM stick emporium
[00:22:56] prettypinkpansy: i dont know if thats a real url dont click that
[00:23:00] drifter_tv: but you can get www.memesnyc.com for the low low price of $2,670.00
[00:23:22] so_damn_zetta_slow: what the fuck did i start this time
[00:23:32] sobeman1: i want dootdoot.doot
[00:23:42] not123username: Well, you erased the copy pasta
[00:23:44] shimmerfairy: rolling.start
[00:23:45] drifter_tv: nomnom.nom and pewpew.pew
[00:23:55] not123username: But brought another thing
[00:23:55] sobeman1: timOh
[00:23:56] willster132: oh no
[00:23:59] prettypinkpansy: oh no my summer car is happening again
[00:24:01] alikat1543: uhhh
[00:24:09] hillaryclickbait: oh
[00:24:55] hillaryclickbait: Was anyone there during that stream where Tim tried to run his neighbour over with a train?
[00:25:03] sobeman1: yea
[00:25:03] literallytrash0: Um
[00:25:08] willster132: wasnt a neighbor
[00:25:09] aaron940: Yep
[00:25:11] willster132: just a guy
[00:25:12] sobeman1: he tried to fork lift him to the tracks
[00:25:25] hillaryclickbait: I fell asleep in the middle of that stream and woke up to the sound of a train crashing into something and Tim saying "Oh"
[00:25:29] literallytrash0: nah, missed that
[00:25:30] prettypinkpansy: he did kill him, eventually
[00:25:34] hillaryclickbait: nice
[00:25:42] literallytrash0: tim needs to do the car thing again
[00:25:50] prettypinkpansy: tim sounded pretty burnt on the car thing
[00:25:51] literallytrash0: like during the main PUBG stream
[00:26:09] willster132: he needs friends to do that
[00:26:13] hillaryclickbait: Tim's streams are entertaining no matter what he does
[00:26:17] literallytrash0: True
[00:26:24] hillaryclickbait: he literally streams himself browsing geocities and it's entertaining
[00:26:37] drifter_tv: As proven by the 9 hour Hot Girl stream. I still have that song stuck in my head.
[00:26:43] literallytrash0: Remember the stream where he took notes?
[00:27:07] drifter_tv: SO SEXY / AND PRETTY / MAKE YOU CRAZY / HOT GIRL
[00:27:10] hillaryclickbait: I didn't see that one
[00:27:23] literallytrash0: Ah, it was an older one on stereo
[00:27:35] hillaryclickbait: I only found stereotim like 2 weeks ago
[00:27:37] willster132: his note taking was on not_tim IIRC
[00:27:51] hillaryclickbait: hahaha not_tim
[00:27:52] literallytrash0: Oh
[00:27:55] willster132: We all drew domestic
[00:27:59] willster132: And he drew hank hill
[00:28:09] drifter_tv: Dammit Bobby
[00:28:23] smw23: koth is a top-tier tv show
[00:28:34] drifter_tv: I've got propane in my urethra
[00:28:59] hillaryclickbait: koth was great
[00:29:05] prettypinkpansy: i hated koth
[00:29:23] hillaryclickbait: I didn't like it when I was a kid
[00:29:26] infinityissue: coming from the south it hit a little too close to home for me
[00:29:47] drifter_tv: I grew up in North Texas, close to Garland (the city Arlen is modeled after) and I loved it
[00:30:37] literallytrash0: yeah, here's part of that streamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQXIanq3rwo
[00:31:17] hillaryclickbait: oh he took notes to study
[00:31:19] willster132: he would have candy box in the background so he still had gaming content
[00:31:20] hillaryclickbait: and streamed it?
[00:31:23] literallytrash0: yeah
[00:31:24] willster132: but yes
[00:31:27] literallytrash0: it was great
[00:31:33] drifter_tv: Can you point me to the minute where Tim draws Hank Hill?
[00:31:42] hillaryclickbait: that's more tim than the geocities stream
[00:31:56] willster132: I dont know if it was that note stream
[00:32:00] willster132: Might have been a different one
[00:32:06] hillaryclickbait: also I love the title of that video
[00:32:08] literallytrash0: think it was different
[00:32:08] willster132: I just remember the picture he may have drew it off stream
[00:32:14] drifter_tv: FeelsBreadMan
[00:32:18] willster132: But I distinctly remember a tim drawn hank hill
[00:32:43] hillaryclickbait: oh noooo
[00:32:47] hillaryclickbait: run
[00:33:34] sobeman1: tim should play nam war songs
[00:34:25] alikat1543: yeeeah
[00:34:55] sobeman1: i remember playing battlefield:vietnam and riding on the vespa playing music
[00:35:07] tw4tjockey: Are we
[00:35:08] prettypinkpansy: RUN TIM RUN YOU'RE ALMOST THERE
[00:36:31] domaspiragas: Whoa that guy has bad aim.
[00:36:39] so_damn_zetta_slow: welp yer both dead, too far out
[00:36:58] willster132: tim is fiiine
[00:37:00] shimmerfairy: Tim Da Evasion Mastah Tropz
[00:37:29] shimmerfairy: oh no
[00:38:36] willster132: NOT TODAY
[00:38:40] literallytrash0: Nice!
[00:38:40] hillaryclickbait: nice
[00:38:44] domaspiragas: Right in the groin.
[00:38:45] sobeman1: hes doing it
[00:39:03] literallytrash0: Tim's gonna get winner winner soylent dinner
[00:39:06] shimmerfairy: Only Tim can crawl backwards up a hill.
[00:39:16] originalrykz: you cant?
[00:39:29] hillaryclickbait: I bet I could do that
[00:39:45] originalrykz: I bet I could do that, even inversed
[00:39:47] prettypinkpansy: when u crawl towards the play area
[00:39:51] originalrykz: CRAWLING
[00:40:01] shimmerfairy: I'm sure I could too, it just looked so weird (and probably is weird to try too)
[00:40:14] willster132: top10
[00:40:33] it_is_fanatic: T H E W A L L
[00:40:38] prettypinkpansy: noo
[00:40:44] literallytrash0: oof
[00:40:44] sobeman1: timMinus
[00:40:45] monotonetim: oh well
[00:40:46] originalrykz: you hesitated
[00:40:47] domaspiragas: Too slow. : (
[00:40:49] shimmerfairy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[00:40:49] dimebagdj: close
[00:41:15] driftforfun6: congratulations i think
[00:41:17] it_is_fanatic: FeelsBadMan
[00:41:56] sobeman1: oh god is it 5 am already
[00:42:21] it_is_fanatic: Pog Champ
[00:42:22] smw23: is that mic
[00:42:25] smw23: YES
[00:42:25] prettypinkpansy: good job, tim
[00:42:31] so_damn_zetta_slow: no more pubg? sodaRIOT
[00:42:32] makeneighlikehorse: birdio germs
[00:42:34] memnarch6: v i d y a
[00:42:37] prettypinkpansy: tim what about the sonic the hedgehog stream
[00:42:39] hillaryclickbait: hello disembodied voice of tim
[00:42:44] driftforfun6: ya fun games
[00:42:52] vindicatorvico: splatatone tim: he does it
[00:43:02] driftforfun6: ?
[00:43:16] vindicatorvico: meemees
[00:43:31] dajmasta: aaaa
[00:43:34] drifter_tv: yatta
[00:43:36] sobeman1: does puyopuyo tertris for the switch not have a single player for puyo
[00:43:48] rickeon: just play splatoon against bots
[00:43:52] driftforfun6: ded
[00:43:52] ehtna: just buy and download splatoon if you want to play it
[00:44:00] pimanrules: it should
[00:44:19] ehtna: oh rip, network
[00:44:25] it_is_fanatic: when are you moving out then? timClip
[00:44:31] literallytrash0: what does it say is wrong with it?
[00:44:32] pimanrules: oh, it might only work over bluetooth?
[00:44:35] pimanrules: haven't tried wired
[00:45:05] vindicatorvico: take the switch on the go and steal someones unsecured wifi network
[00:45:11] vindicatorvico: literally what the switch was made for
[00:45:38] pimanrules: i got a bad gnat in my eye once, it was awful
[00:45:40] literallytrash0: Oh, yeah.
[00:45:46] bananaburger: is type d terminal?
[00:45:53] pimanrules: have you tried talking to the apartment people? I'm assuming you don't have access to the router
[00:46:32] willster132: nice crown
[00:46:41] thunderclaw5: well wouldnt you still have nat problems if you did it that way
[00:46:42] literallytrash0: just live out of a mcdonalds with free wifi
[00:46:46] vindicatorvico: well that super sucks.
[00:46:55] bananaburger: you're telling me nobody in your apartment building has a switch?
[00:47:09] thunderclaw5: tell them that you're nat type is strict
[00:47:18] bananaburger: i'd assume you're not the only one with this problem
[00:47:27] alikat1543: chances are, tech guys can't splat either
[00:47:30] pimanrules: i mean, even my college dorm provided tech support for connecting game consoles
[00:47:31] domaspiragas: Tell them it's for your Grandma.
[00:47:34] raynor_ex: no, i'm not sure they have a switch
[00:47:35] pimanrules: im sure the apartment people would help you
[00:47:50] raynor_ex: i mean, just say that there's peer to peer error in the game you're playing
[00:47:57] it_is_fanatic: REEEEEP
[00:48:14] sobeman1: you want me to call them tim
[00:48:53] thunderclaw5: i know when my 360 had nat errors i had to port forward the ports needed for xbox live connections
[00:48:55] fragarach: likely you'll have to get a splitter and connect the dock to a lan adapter and go from there
[00:49:57] thunderclaw5: have you told them the wired connection doesnt work anymore?
[00:50:18] willster132: have you given up
[00:50:21] shimmerfairy: it's not supposed to work, I believe.
[00:50:42] thunderclaw5: i dont think you can, since that connection still goes through the original router
[00:50:49] thunderclaw5: and port forwarding is an option in the router
[00:51:19] literallytrash0: [–]Vaukk 7 points 4 months ago I had a NAT type of D on my College campus and got error code 2618-0516. I was able to fix this by changing the DNS settings from auto to manual with 4.4.4.4 and 8.8.8.8. NAT type went from D to B and I was able to play two games flawlessly from my phone's hotspot, and from my Campus Wifi.
[00:51:27] literallytrash0: Maybe this will help?
[00:51:33] dajmasta: can you VPN it?
[00:51:40] thunderclaw5: can you change dns settings in the switch?
[00:51:42] sobeman1: thats google's dns
[00:51:43] shimmerfairy: does that involve messing with the router?
[00:51:47] plasticleg: easy fix, move out of the apartment. stick it to the man
[00:51:48] bananaburger: tl;dr use google's dns i guess
[00:52:05] sobeman1: you can change your dns by right clicking your adapter in network settings
[00:52:07] dajmasta: ba-dah ba-dah-ba-dah
[00:52:30] thunderclaw5: you change the switch's dns
[00:52:52] dajmasta: you change it on the thing that's talking to the apartment router
[00:53:07] dajmasta: so if you're bridging that to a local network for the switch, you'd change it on the bridge
[00:53:10] willster132: are u rdy 2 sply
[00:53:41] shimmerfairy: Composite Switch hype? Kapppa
[00:53:59] plasticleg: nintendo lied!
[00:54:25] willster132: cant steal what we cant see
[00:55:10] sobeman1: 8.8.8.8
[00:55:49] willster132: btw tim if you dont know its black
[00:55:55] dajmasta: they spent way more than a billion dollars to own and operate some major backbones
[00:55:56] willster132: we see nothing
[00:56:05] cryoarticuno: thought it was on purpose
[00:56:12] driftforfun6: we cant see squat
[00:56:14] dajmasta: left?
[00:56:16] it_is_fanatic: D
[00:56:37] dajmasta: i see a squid
[00:56:43] dajmasta: well, maybe i see a kid
[00:56:46] literallytrash0: Try restarting the game?
[00:56:54] dajmasta: splatoon 2: " timOh no"
[00:57:02] driftforfun6: lol
[00:57:02] alikat1543: OH
[00:57:03] dajmasta: timOh
[00:57:05] rickeon: you did it
[00:57:05] it_is_fanatic: 🤔
[00:57:07] alikat1543: maybe that's why
[00:57:09] willster132: oh?
[00:57:15] drifter_tv: timOh
[00:57:18] literallytrash0: 🤔
[00:57:20] driftforfun6: u have fast wifi
[00:57:26] vulixtv: now it can fail newer
[00:57:27] shimmerfairy: Update changelog: fixed the problem with connecting via Tim's wifi.
[00:57:37] pimanrules: it had a day 1 patch... did you not download it?
[00:57:43] dajmasta: oops
[00:57:50] it_is_fanatic: oops
[00:57:54] dajmasta: dood
[00:58:00] rickeon: gya
[00:58:09] it_is_fanatic: i think you just flipped it instead
[00:58:11] dajmasta: but the one that says dood also says poop
[00:58:15] dajmasta: just turn your switch
[00:58:26] driftforfun6: too bad i dont havw a switch
[00:58:35] shimmerfairy: sdoo
[00:58:44] sobeman1: tim wants to be a squidkid
[00:58:50] rickeon: pubg is basically splatoon
[00:58:54] it_is_fanatic: your nat net
[00:59:01] pimanrules: yes
[00:59:07] willster132: be sureto write about it in the suicide note
[00:59:13] sobeman1: marina is thiccc
[00:59:16] pimanrules: you can leave the game running though, then they only do it sometimes
[00:59:16] dajmasta: damn that zipper pull is like a flava flav clock
[00:59:22] dajmasta: hueg
[00:59:26] dajmasta: yueg even
[00:59:26] sobeman1: thats how nintendo is saving the company
[00:59:32] sobeman1: with thicc waifus
[00:59:33] alikat1543: i like stay fresh better
[00:59:46] it_is_fanatic: SleeperResident
[00:59:49] shimmerfairy: that's a hot take, home dawg
[00:59:56] dajmasta: maybe you're just too matte, tim
[01:00:01] literallytrash0: years
[01:00:06] literallytrash0: it took them years
[01:00:07] shimmerfairy: THE HOOKS! THE HOOKS!
[01:00:09] willster132: jesus loves u
[01:00:12] dajmasta: thanks, jesus
[01:00:17] driftforfun6: jesús loves u
[01:00:22] willster132: loss?
[01:00:31] driftforfun6: quality
[01:00:36] willster132: hes gonna make loss
[01:00:36] dajmasta: phresh
[01:00:45] willster132: s
[01:00:47] shimmerfairy: chum is fum
[01:00:57] pimanrules: I've heard some people are actually drawing them
[01:01:00] dajmasta: you need to have loss as your own
[01:01:13] willster132: make loss tim
[01:01:14] willster132: do it
[01:01:16] literallytrash0: try connectign again
[01:01:21] literallytrash0: connecting*
[01:01:24] khiuli: Most likely, just the tool
[01:01:40] dajmasta: now tim is going to get banned for upvoting hentai
[01:01:41] pimanrules: the tool's not that easy to use...
[01:01:47] dohger: Hey tim
[01:01:53] willster132: is there a hat emote
[01:01:57] shimmerfairy: not even any cosplay hats?
[01:02:11] it_is_fanatic: but i wanted to send my hat
[01:02:20] rickeon: maybe your life is better without war
[01:02:32] shimmerfairy: ink war bad, pubg war good
[01:02:55] dajmasta: ink doesn't seem so bad, though
[01:03:03] dajmasta: as long as you're not the guy cleaning the stage
[01:03:09] bananaburger: thanks nintendo
[01:03:16] fragarach: SW-0933-0175-5128 if anyone wants a friend code for splatoon 2 :D
[01:03:19] driftforfun6: how is your p2p blocked?
[01:03:21] pimanrules: did you try straight up Internet Connection Sharing in Windows?
[01:03:41] fragarach: what's the error code?
[01:03:49] shimmerfairy: p2p blocked due to paranoia
[01:03:52] literallytrash0: Proxy, maybe?
[01:03:55] rickeon: can you play splatoon by email?
[01:03:57] willster132: I can see the pixels
[01:03:57] dajmasta: he was born at least 3 days ago
[01:04:00] drifter_tv: he's done his hormework, BRUH
[01:04:04] it_is_fanatic: F R E S H
[01:04:15] zomgqwert: if you have your phone rooted, why not tether?
[01:04:25] shimmerfairy: tether not supported
[01:04:27] rickeon: what if you invite everyone to your house and play local
[01:04:41] haunx: timOh
[01:05:10] literallytrash0: Rooting maybe?
[01:05:13] it_is_fanatic: maybe your unlimited plan is why you're depressed timClip
[01:05:20] zage_the_mage: ive bootleg tethered on sprint with an early sero plan, they never stopped it
[01:05:22] zage_the_mage: but that is sprint
[01:05:25] pimanrules: they probably won't care it's not that much data
[01:05:31] plasticleg: is there a mcdonalds nearby? free wifi with purchase
[01:05:57] shimmerfairy: IP address: ::7
[01:06:16] pimanrules: searching for networking things related to the switch is annoying because switches are already a thing
[01:06:16] bananaburger: you have access to the router?
[01:06:20] sobeman1: he can't access the router so its pointless
[01:07:00] literallytrash0: break the router so they put a new, better one in
[01:07:22] dajmasta: that's one of your personas, tim
[01:07:34] so_damn_zetta_slow: they might punish them and put in a AOl dial modem.
[01:07:35] bananaburger: 255.255.255.0
[01:07:39] bananaburger: maybe
[01:07:41] sobeman1: 255.255.255.0
[01:07:42] it_is_fanatic: this is my other subnet
[01:07:58] zomgqwert: it most likely is
[01:08:14] literallytrash0: http://www.wikihow.com/Find-Your-Subnet-Mask
[01:08:19] dajmasta: because most networks like this don't really use subnets
[01:08:24] it_is_fanatic: timOh timOh timOh
[01:08:24] sobeman1: nintendo user friendly? lul
[01:08:28] driftforfun6: o
[01:08:32] vulixtv: you need to change it in case you have 257 switches
[01:08:33] smw23: sound logic
[01:08:33] plasticleg: they do smell
[01:08:45] literallytrash0: run ipconfig maybe?
[01:10:14] smw23: i just realized its small in the corner
[01:10:27] originalrykz: oh that usually happens to me
[01:10:37] originalrykz: just got in, what has he tried?
[01:10:43] literallytrash0: stuff
[01:11:08] originalrykz: 8.8.4.4
[01:11:08] dajmasta: unnamedtonetim
[01:11:19] originalrykz: try 8 8 4 4
[01:11:22] sobeman1: his router is set to strict nat and he doesn't have access to it
[01:11:22] smw23: 69.69.69.420
[01:11:25] drifter_tv: we're here for you Tim
[01:11:27] sobeman1: and he doesn't want to call
[01:11:27] originalrykz: for DNS
[01:11:28] pimanrules: what's the intel one? shouldn't killer be the motherboard's onboard ethernet?
[01:12:14] dajmasta: the killer one's supposed to be better
[01:12:15] pimanrules: well the killer one is optimized for gaming, obviously you wanna go with that /s
[01:12:24] smw23: call them
[01:12:28] fragarach: many upper tier Z boards have dual NICs, the intel one is better cause the killer management software is absolute crap
[01:13:57] shimmerfairy: oh well might as well play puyo tetris
[01:14:05] driftforfun6: can you hard reset your switch?
[01:14:28] dajmasta: dink dink dink dink
[01:15:08] driftforfun6: ok u_u
[01:15:09] dajmasta: dink'd
[01:15:35] the_barmstrong: Tim your screen is kinda small
[01:15:46] willster132: he knows
[01:15:46] dajmasta: he's streaming at 69p
[01:15:57] dajmasta: actually, i think it's probably like 30-40
[01:16:05] zomgqwert: do you know if your apartment internet allows VPNs
[01:16:23] shootyourdudemygoo: this is a sickk beat yo
[01:16:37] diggleshut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGnUI4Q3JOM
[01:16:41] diggleshut: I like this a lot unironically
[01:16:42] shimmerfairy: I just realized: if Twitch's quality options are just resolution@framerate now, could Tim stream at 666p again?
[01:16:57] aaron940: SourPls
[01:17:21] shootyourdudemygoo: SourPls
[01:18:05] willster132: god spatteth
[01:18:21] dajmasta: why has god forsaken m-
[01:18:29] sidedwilliams: rip???
[01:18:30] the_barmstrong: Tim your screen is huge
[01:18:31] dajmasta: well timed aceTC