Sparky Documentation

A wild sparky appears!
This guy is weird

Sparks has a weird habit of responding to his own post 5 posts ago instead of his most recent one. It's annoying as shit to sequence everything because I like to denote anons by who they reply to

Quick rundown of my annotation of anons

- Anon 1
-- Anon 2 responding to Anon 1
--- Anon 3 responding to Anon 2
-- Anon 4 responding to Anon 1
--- Anon 5 responding to Anon 4

It gets kinda wild, and I don't wanna treat (You) like an idiot but it's a little weird.

Final prelude note : I know it's asscancer just copying it down on a pastebin but I dont want to get 50 images to sequence on my photoshop I don't have.

Good luck, brave reader.



/ddlc/

- Anon (Currently Unknown): Finally got around to trying to scan the image of BEST DOKI
http://i.4cdn.org/vg/1513828170912.jpg

-- Anon (Sonicposter) : Sparky, is that you?*
*Implies that his (See below for gender confirmation) art is unique

--- Sparky : Darn it I knew I shouldn't have drawn that picture I was afraid of this, I knew there was a /sthg/ guy in this general but I thought 'hey maybe they wouldn't notice my artstyle and coloring' but no I'm a fool they noticed and now my life is ruined why why why why why

"S-Sparky"? W-who are you t-talking about? I-I'm just a-a-another A-Anon, nothing to worry about, no one of notability, nope nope nope, no need to bring this up anywhere else, I'm just some anonymous person on this general and nothing more, right? Right. Ahahaha.... *

*Sperg or attention whore. (Both xd)

---- Sonicposter : Oh, please. I could tell it was you from a mile away~
Only thing that made me unsure was the lack of your signature.
Just be glad I happen to be one of the few who happens to find you oddly endearing, and thinks your art is nice. That said, you better not bring your...ahem...”uniqueness” here. At least to not such a high level as elsewhere.

----- Anon : You can't just say Uniqueness. is it piss? Extreme Autism? You gotta tell us

------ Sonicposter : Well, if you insist... Just a small taste though*; I’m away from my computer and this is the best I can give you on such short notice.
And while I DO find him endearing and in no way hate him, his being here kinda further proves my point about DDLC’s unneeded popularity.
*http://i.4cdn.org/vg/1513832140933.png
Note : autistic shit like getting superpowers, misunderstanding choice theory

Note: At this point sparky's and sonicposter's replies become not totally sequential. If they have the same replycounter and dont reference each other, they're making multiple replies to the same group of anons, or the same mindset or quesiton being asked
------- Various Reaction Anons (Theme of "is this real/what the fuck/moar")
-------- Sparky : Ahahaha....I should have known. No matter what...

There is no where to run
There is no where to hide
You can never escape
What you try to leave behind

-------- Sonicposter - to Sparky : Love u 2 bb <3
-------- Sonicposter : Oh, how a lot of people wish he was shitposting, but he’s been at this for years. Shame too, because beneath all the... that... is a genuinely good artist.
Which, in turn is a shame too, because he’s also known for blantantly stealing designs and claiming they’re original. Hell, even in the Yuri drawing you can tell he took inspiration from this.

--------- Anon : >he's been at this for years.
------- Specific Anon : Are you troll or do you do meth?
-------- Sparky : Neither. Everything I post is entirely genuine.*
http://i.4cdn.org/vg/1513833173389.png*
*Total sperg
---------- Sonicposter to Sparky : If we’re being honest, when I saw that post I thought to myself that it had a similar posting style to you, but figured that not in a million years would you play something like this so I quickly dismissed the thought.

---------- Sonicposter to Anon : He has. Once again, I’m away from my computer and I don’t feel that great calling him out to you guys, sorry Sparks, but he has posts on the Sega Forums from a while back saying the same kind of things.

----------- Sparky : Exactly why I didn't want anyone to know it was me. I've made it clear several times that I have no interest in romance, I don't want a girlfriend, etc. Dating sims? Not in a million years. But then I saw the Game Theory episode and decided to give it a shot, to see the deeper, meta horror stuff.

Next thing I know, I can't stop thinking about Yuri!*

*Likes worst girl, obviously a sperg.

------------ Sonicposter : I guess if you put it like that this game is kind of right up your alley.

Only thing I can fault you for is liking second worst girl.

------------- Sparky : >Yuri
>Anything close to worst girl

Pic related is just a joke.

Yuri is just the one I relate to the most. I see a lot myself in her, and vise versa. But the connection I feel with her feels... different than any other connection to a fictional character I ever had. Maybe it's cause, through playing the game, it was like I was actually bonding with and interacting with Yuri... and she's not the same gender as me. I don't know how to explain it. It feels weird...

-----------

Meanwhile on /sthg/

-Anon : Where is /Our Kitsune**/

--Anon : He proposed to Tailsfag and they flew the Tornado into the sunset after the Tails-themed wedding
--- Anon : I don’t see it working out. Not after what Sparky** did...

**Implies "Sparky" is /Our Kitsune/ (?)
Note : fucking sonic fans god damn
---- Anon : the fuck he even do? out-autism her?
----- Anon : He* straight up told her* she was delusional.
*Sparky = Male, tailsfag female?
----- Anon α : Oh, you haven’t heard, anon?
What he did was despicable.
He cheated on her with another woman.

so glad I decided to skim through that thread after mis-clicking like holy shit what a treat
http://i.4cdn.org/vg/1513838585481.jpg
(The yuri image sparks originally got ousted for)

------ Sparky : WELP.

Guess that's it. The secret's out. My life is officially over.

Game Over.

Sayonara, Sparky the Kitsune...

------- Anon : >the absolute state of Sparky right now

Sparky and Yuri, sittin' in a tree~~

-------- Sparky : I was gonna go to sleep a while ago, but then my grandmother started acting weird and tried to leave the house. So I had to call my grandfather and wait for him to come home so he can talk some sense into her, and that was pretty stressful...

So, wide awake again, I decided to go back on my computer, only to find >>199352371*
* Anon α's post

--------- Anon : >I-I’m totally not hanging out with my new girlfriend, guys
Yeah, sure Sparky. Whatever you say. ;)

we’re gonna need some drawfags on this revelation

---------- Sparky : Please, stop. Between this and my grandmother's strange and dangerous behavior, I am really stressed out right now.

----------- Anon : >he can't handle the bulliposting
C'mon Sparky, toughen up a little bit. You can't go giving Yuri such an impression of you ~~

------------ Sparky : I have spent years of my life constantly declaring to everyone, friends, family, and anons, that I have no interest in romance or being in a relationship, I don't want a girlfriend, I don't "waifu" characters because that entire subject doesn't matter to me. I'd never in a million years consider playing a "dating simulator". But then I saw Game Theory's video on Doki Doki Literature Club, 'cause I watch all of MatPat's theory videos whether I know the game or not, and I found out that this particular game has some psychological horror and meta stuff hidden under that anime dating sim mask. Characters growing self aware, messing with the game files, human experimentation on a 'third eye', alternate realities, psychological breakdowns, that stuff made the game interesting enough for me to check out. So, I watched a playthrough of it, before downloading the game off of steam for free and playing it myself, and now I can't stop thinking about that purple-haired shy and quiet self-harming knife nut.

I can't let anyone know about that, because I have a 'reputation' to uphold. But now, it's all over... I'm so stressed out, my body is shaking and my heart is pounding. I feel like my life is ruined.

But, u-uh anyways... ugh, I don't even know how to turn this back around to something Sonic related...um, that Sonic Forces academy thing looks cool. I always wanted to see a Sonic/Parkour gym thing ever since I gained an interest in Parkour.

[Various anons respond]
------------- Anon : >cause I watch all of MatPat's theory videos
Holy shit what is wrong with you?

-------------- Sparky : Hey, his videos are interesting. I mean, it's not like I really believe all his theories, but they're still interesting to watch, regardless.

Really, any YouTube with a science-y vibe to it, I like watching. Like, Vsauce videos. I like to expand my knowledge any way I can. Growing smarter and smarter, till I'm as smart as Tails and Batman combined. IQ400 and beyond...

But now, I guess MatPat ruined my life...

Note : That's the end of the trail for sparky


------ Sonicposter* : HEY

no bulli, even if it is Sparky.
already gave him a hard enough time in the other thread

*probably sonicposter due to the way he talks, use of [spoiler] and image that sonicposter used.
Note : Should probably start calling him sonicanon but that sounds a little too faggy

------- Anon : Found the thread where it was first posted. Can't believe THE Sparky drew this. What more secrets does /OurKitsune/ have?

Note : Confirmation that Sparky is /OurKitsune/

[An anon asks for a link to the thread where the image was found.]
[An anon gives the link]
[The response]
- Anon :
>the one anon nonchalantly calling him out
>the sperg-out afterwards
holy shit kek

Note : Not really important, but I just find that reaction funny. It seems this Sparky guy is really, really well known for being a sperg. This guy seems like a lolcow honestly.

---*Tailsfag* (?) : Not in a million years, anon.

I am not ever getting married to anyone. Even if I did, it most likely not be to that person. No offense to them, I mean.

I can respect them for being a Tails fan, one who holds Tails in such high regard. That's cool. But nothing more than that.

-Anon : Of course, Sparky*. I believe you 100%. Your relationship is really none of our business. I respect that. Yup.

*Possible reference to poster being sparky and not tailsfag. Not too sure.

(Another response by -presumably- tailsfag)
No [When asked if he/she would marry tails]. I see Tails as myself, in a way. I'm a Tails fan because, when I play a Sonic game or read a Sonic comic or whatever with Tails in it, I see myself. When Tails saves the day and is praised for it, I see myself there. When Tails is useless, and is insulted and stuff, I see myself.

I feel like I am Tails and vise versa, to the point that my own sense of identity might be kind of messed up a bit. I see myself as a lot of different characters, like Batman or Spider-Man.

Tailsfag has a distinctive reply style. Characterized by proper capitalization and seperation of thoughts by a doublespace/period. Always caps Sonic or Tails.

Note : Either this is sparky twice or tailsfag twice